Why my TF2 Inventory is Awesome

by thespaz179personal

also look at dem hips lol

They’re all scared because they see my items

Crates

Like hot damn that’s a lot of crates

Can’t tell, but they’re in numerical order

Unique Items

Look at all o’ dat sexy

Look at my Frying Pan! So

cool!

Like, two of these bone saws are

gifted. Not even kidding.

Now, you might be saying

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Yea thats a alien

And a Soviet Gentlemann

I’VE GOT MISC’S, TOO!

HALLOWEEN ITEMS!!Sorry, Ghastly not

Ghostly.

HOLIDAY ITEMS!!

SOME ITEMS I COULDN’T REALLY GROUP!!

ALL OF THE POKER NIGHT ITEMS!!

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OH CRAP IT’S A ROBO CRATE!!

What’s inside?

I don’t know.

Probably something cool.

KEYS AND METALS KEYS AND METALS KEYS AND

METAAAALS!!

Think I’m done yet?

WELL YOU’RE WRONG!!

Stranges!

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VINTAGE ITEMS!!

GENUINE ITEMS!!

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Hullo!

Not the stupid broken one!

THE U.H.H.H.!!

UNUSUAL MINING LIGHT!!

Unusual!

Halloween Effect!

Discontinued hat!

AND YOU KNOW WHAT?

I was a F2P.

SO, F2P’S EVERYWHERE!

If you try hard enough, you too can get an Unusual!

AND LET’S SEND A MESSAGE TO THOSE WHO MOCK F2P’S.

AND WHAT IS THAT MESSAGE?

Hey…

Me.