shot nr.

pictureduration (sec)

focal length

actors movement/camera script same as

10

!!!!!!!4 30 Steve sliding along bed Steve (early 20s) is sound asleep after a

long night partying. MS

20

!!!!!!!3 50 Cleaner - Someone is cleaning the living room of a

particular messy student flat. (cigarettes) CU/MS

30

!!!!!!!2 30 Steve sliding along bed Steves hand MS 10

40

!!!!!!!4 50 Cleaner - Cleaner enters frame from the left side.

hoovering full glasses CU/MS

shot nr.

picture

40

!!!!!!!50 sound effect, cleaner walking in front of

camera CU/MS

50

!!!!!!!3 30 Steve sliding along bed Steve is struck awake by the sound of a

hoover. MS 10/30

60

!!!!!!!3 50 The glasses are empty now. CU/MS 40

70

!!!!!!!2 50 - (just

hoover) - The Cleaner uses a henry hoover. CU

duration (sec)

focal length

actors movement/camera script same as

shot nr.

picture

80

!!!!!!!5 30 Steve,

Cleaner -/(focus pulling)

Steve noters in the room, dressed in boxer shorts and a stained t-shirt. !!Steve walking away from camera

MWS

80

!!!!!!!30 Steve,

Cleaner -(focus pulling)

Then you can see the room, with the cleaner, who has her back to Steve hoovering, she has no idea someone entered the room. Steve approaches.

MWS

90

!!!!!!!2 30

Steve, Cleaner (ass)

-/low angle Steve: “Who the hell are you?” MS

100

!!!!!!!4 30 cleaner,

Steve -/OS Steve

She then turns to Steve having just hoovered some pizza crusts from a takeaway box. One is now blocking the suction of the hoover. The cleaner (female, late 20s) is clearly eccentric, incompetent and entirely unprofessional. Steve turns off the hoover with his foot.Then pizza falls out of the frame..

MS

duration (sec)

focal length

actors movement/camera script same as

shot nr.

picture

110

!!!!!!!1 50 steve - onto Steves foot CU

120

!!!!!!!4 30 Cleaner,

Steve -/OS SteveCleaner: “I’m "Metropolitan Cleaning Services UK" at your service!”, points hoover at Steve and curtsies.

MS 100

130

!!!!!!!5 30 Steve,

Cleaner-/both facing each other

Steve looking up from foot, confused, “I didn’t hire a cleaner… and don’t point that at me!”

MWS

140

!!!!!!!4 30 Cleaner,

Steve -/OS Steve She gestures to nether regions. “ Well don't point that at me neither” MS 100/1

20

duration (sec)

focal length

actors movement/camera script same as

shot nr.

picture

150

!!!!!!!2 50 Steven - Steves boner pointing at camera CU

160

!!!!!!!7 24 Steve,

Cleaner -

Cleaner and Steve facing each other, you see Steves boner, “And I am not just a cleaner; I am the Chief Executive”.Steve unknown to himself until this point has been standing there with a very visible morning “hard on”.

WS

160

!!!!!!!24 Steve/

Cleaner

Utterly mortified Steve grabs a pillow to comer himself “Get out” “Well thats just rude! The owner of this..”

WS

170

!!!!!!!4 30 Steve,

Cleaner -/OS Steve (clean)

“… flat has commissioned Metropolitan Cleaning Services UK to carry out a platinum grade valet on this property in order to set it up for sale. (She points to herself proudly) They said they called you..”

MS

duration (sec)

focal length

actors movement/camera script same as

shot nr.

picture

180

!!!!!!!4 70 Steve - Steve: “Well ‘they’ didn’t, and for your

information, ‘they’ are my parents!”CU (head)

180

!!!!!!!4 50/70 Cleaner -/OS Steve (clean)

The Cleaner approaches Steve and places an patronisingly sympathetic hand on his shoulder tapping it gently. “Oh dear, Stephen, have you been neglecting your answer machine?”

CU (head)

190

!!!!!!!6 50 Steve,

Cleanermoving towards him

(Steve clearly uncomfortable attempts to lean away) “How do you know my name?..” MS/CU

190

!!!!!!!50 Steve

“…Is this a joke or something? I mean…” while following her with his head (panning right), sound effect: breaking vase (off screen)

MS/CU

duration (sec)

focal length

actors movement/camera script same as

shot nr.

picture

200

!!!!!!!3 30 Cleaner The Clenaer looks up at Steve with a coy

mock - guilty expression. “Ups!.. Sorry”

MS (American)

210

!!!!!!!5 30 Steve,

Cleaner paning to the right “Wait never mind… fuzz.” Steve is approaching the phone on the left.

MS/WS/American

210

!!!!!!!30 Steve,

Cleaner following Steve The Cleaner smiles and giggles nervously, then switches the hoover back on…

MS/WS/American

220

!!!!!!!4 30 Steve,

Cleaner -

hwhile e picks up the phone she runs the nozzle up Steve’s chest playfully. “Aw, whats the matter?I’m just doing my job. You wouldn't want people seeing you like this, would you?” She runs the hoover nozzle further south on his body and we hear the hoover “catching” his “nether” regions in the suction. Steve jumps backwards startled..

MCU

duration (sec)

focal length

actors movement/camera script same as

shot nr.

picture

230

!!!!!!!1 50 Steve (foot) - ..and quickly shuts the hoover off again. CU

240

!!!!!!!4 50 Steve/clean

OS -

Steve then decides to play along, laughing now at the randomness of the situation. He moves towards her slinging his arm lazily round her shoulders. He puts the phone back, “Ok, I get it. What’s this really all about then? You here to clean me up?”

MS

250

!!!!!!!3 50 Cleaner -

The Cleaner winks, places the hoover back onto the floor and switches it back on. Steve is now not only confused but frustrated.

MCU

260

!!!!!!!3 30 Steve,

Cleaner - He switches it off again and she switches it on once more (with their feet, not on screen)

WS (American)

duration (sec)

focal length

actors movement/camera script same as

shot nr.

picture

270

!!!!!!!4 50 Cleaner,

Steve (feet) - feet switching hoover on and off CU (230)

280

!!!!!!!6 50 Cleaner,

Steve -

(the two face each other, very close) “Oi. Listen Cleaner” The cleaner turns around and points the hoover tube at Steve once more.

MCU

290

!!!!!!!3 30 Steve,

Cleaner -/dirty OS SteveCleaner: “ I already told you. I’m not just a cleaner, and if you must know, my name’s Debbie.”

MS

300

!!!!!!!5 30 Steve,

Cleaner-/dirty OS Cleaner, reverse 250

Steve: ”Oh right! Well ‘Debbie’ I’ll be sure to tell that to the police when they arrest you for breaking and entering. Actually,… (points towards the broken vase on the floor) …entering and breaking”

MS

duration (sec)

focal length

actors movement/camera script same as

shot nr.

picture

310

!!!!!!!4 30 Cleaner,

Steve -/dirty OS Steve Cleaner: “Your parents said they called you” MS 290

320

!!!!!!!5 30 Steve,

Cleaner-/dirty OS Cleaner, reverse 250

Steve: “Well “they” didn’t … and I don't think believe you. I think I will also have you charged for sexual harassment and false information”

MS 300

330

!!!!!!!5 30 Cleaner,

Steve-/dirty OS Steve, reverse 260

Cleaner: “Well, Mr. Grumpy why don't you check your machine. And how was I to know you’d be so happy to see me”

MS 290/310

340

!!!!!!!4 30 Steve,

Cleaner-/dirty OS Steve, reverse 270

Steve: “I don’t have to check; I know I’m right. And I was not happy to see you”, MS

duration (sec)

focal length

actors movement/camera script same as

shot nr.

picture

350

!!!!!!!2 50 Cleaner -clean OS Steve The Cleaner raises her eyebrow at Steve,

knowingly.

ECU (only head)

360

!!!!!!!3 50 Steve -/clean OS cleaner,

reverse shotSteve: “Alright, ok, fine. I’ll check then!” (turns to his left)

ECU (only head)

340

370

!!!!!!!4 30 Steve

-/OS Steve, birds eye, view on answering machine

Steve hits button on answering machineThe machine beeps and turns around. MS

380

!!!!!!!4 24 Cleaner,

Steve -Steve and Cleaner facing each other, while message starts to play: “You have one new message. …”

WS (American)

260

duration (sec)

focal length

actors movement/camera script same as

shot nr.

picture

390

!!!!!!!3 50

Cleaner (Steve, if OS)

-/clean OS Steve“…Hi Stevie, it’s mum here! There’s a couple of things we need to talk to you about,…” Cleaner starts smiling.

MCU 350

400

!!!!!!!4 50 Steve,

Cleaner -/clean OS Cleaner “…, remember your underwear is in…”Steve turns head towards answering machine… MCU 340/3

60

410

!!!!!!!2 70 Steve

(hand) -

…and in order to save his embarrassment, slams his hand onto the answering machine and the message begins to fast forward, with the voice now high pitched and garbled.

ECU (hand and answering machine)

420

!!!!!!!4 50 Steve,

Cleaner -/dirty OS Cleaner “We don’t have to hear it all!” Steve stops the answering machine towards the end. MCU 300/3

20

duration (sec)

focal length

actors movement/camera script same as

shot nr.

picture

!

430

!!!!!!!3 50 Cleaner -/dirty OS Cleaner Cleaner looking quite smugly at Steve “…

anyway, we’ve decided to sell the flat…” MCU290/310/330

440

!!!!!!!4 24 Steve,

Cleaner -

Steve and Cleaner facing each other “…so a cleaner is coming rou…” . Steve slams his hand on the stop button again, looks up at the cleaner, who is looking back at him, still very smugly. Steve: “See?..”

WS (American)

260/380

450

!!!!!!!3 50/30 Steve - (maybe dirty OS

Cleaner) Steve: “..my mum thinks you are a cleaner.” MCU340/360/400

460 black black black black black black black

duration (sec)

focal length

actors movement/camera script same as

shot nr.

picture

Notes: !!maybe close up of vase broken(breaking) (305)