…she, by the way, uses to dance flamenco in the middle of the night…�

101 SOLUTIONS FOR A SLEEPWALKER NEIGHBOR�

Find her a new psychoanalyst boyfriend that will heal her�

We buy earplugs�

We find a night work for us�

We find a night work for her�

We sleep with a helmet�

We build soudproof capsule beds�

We line the ceiling with egg carton�

We convince her shoe maker to attach felt fabric in her shoe soles�

We send her daily invitations to parties, so she will not be at home in the night �

We try to convince her manager to perform classical dance instead of flamenco�

We send her to a World Tour performing flamenco�

We bribe her maid to get in her house and throw away all her shoes�

We send her an online offer to buy cheap MBT shoes�

We give her the flying Aladdin’s rug�

We hire a sleepwalkers walker�

We invite her to caffeine-added pizza everyday�

We install a motion sensor with a whistle sound which wakes her up when she moves�

We rent the apartment two floors upstairs�

We reverse day and night�

We install a belts system to hold her in the bed�

We Kidnap and send her to the countryside�

We Exchange the apartment with her�

We hire a nurse to watch her all night �

We design a trap device made with tech textile of spider web�

Find a new and better place for her�

Hire two super strong guys to keep her on the air while she is sleepwalking�

We pay her a weekly hotel night to sleep at least one night a week�

We move to a new place�

We spill some oil outside her door, you never know… �

We buy her a very thick carpet ��

We fill in a cold water recipient besides her bed��

We buy her a little dog that will bite her every time she sleepswalk�

We teach a papagallo to sneak through the windor and bite her until she wakes her up�

We turn her into a sleepwalker dancer superstar and invest the revenues in a sleeping cure treatment�

We manage to convince her to change flamenco for yoga�

We will report her to the police��

We’ll make sure she doesn’t drink to much and sleeps well that way she has got more chances to get over her sleepwalking disorder�

We could take sleeping pills �

We hire a personal assistant taking care of her all the time�

We invent a helmet-pillow with music�

We install a motion senson that turns on a light when she wakes up�

We hardly knock her door everytime she wakes up�

We could try to expell her from the building �

We could produce constrictor sheet that wont allow her to wake up in the night�

We give her a pajamamade with lead thread �

We sleep with noise cancelling headphones�

We cover walls and ceiling with rockwool �

We drink a lot of tila�

We exchange her heels for neopren fabric�

We install magnets to her bed and her pajamas�

We put lead in her shoes soles to make them so heavy�

We change her heels for rubber heels�

We find her a psicologist best friend that will treat her sleepwalking disorder �

We find her a boyfriend that suffers from insomnia and takes care of her �

We have Saint Johns root cake everynight �

We hit the ceiling everytime she wakes up�

We build a robot that takes care of her�

We rent her above´s apartment and open a flamenco show �

We hire somebody to call her everynight each 30 minutes. That way she won’t be able to sleep dee�

We exchange the apartment with a deaf guy�

We take turns to take care of her �

We invite her to areal dance classes �

We invent an aereal harness that won’t allow her to step on the groung every times she wakes up in the evening�

We could find her a night job�

We could install a thick carpet in her place�

We could install acoustic insulator betweem her floor and our ceiling�

We install a capsule around her bed. That way she cant go anywhere if she sleepswalk�

We change her bed for a bunk bed so everytime she wakes up she would fall down�

We bribe her to find a solution�

We find someone to hire her for a night work�

We exchange our house with a person suffering from insomnia �

We exchange our place with someone working in the night�

We could exchange our house with somebody that goes out every night�

We could pour sleeping gas through the AC conducts�

We could give our home away to our worst enemy �

We sign her up to “Big Brother” �

We could buy her a cat that scratches her when she wakes up�

We could create a gravity camera in her room�

We could get drank every night �

We ask for help to a neighbor�

We can sleep in a motorhome van in the parking lot �

We’ll tied her to her bed with elastic ropes�

We could tie her up to a large iron ball�

We buy her “50 shades of Gray” triology, so she will read all night long �

We break her heating system, that way she won’t be able to sleep in the winter�

We break her AC that way she wont be able to sleep in the summer �

We hire a singer to sing us lullabies�

We hire a shrink that will help us to sleep better�

We play music loud everytime she wakes up�

We send her to Sleepwalker rehab ��

We buy her Paul Grossman ibook “the sleepwalkers”. Hopefully that rings a bell… �

We build a piranha aquarius around the bed � �

We set up a tent to sleep in the park close to our building�

We kill her�

We kill oursleves�

We act like anything happens…�