ZackHe fakes left! He fakes right!He jumps up on the bed. CodyHey!ZackMonster dog! a 1984 horror film Hey, there's my lunch.I thought I'd lost it.CodyThat's disgusting!CareyOk, guys, it's time to turn--Stepped on a dart! small pointed missile (used in dart games and as a weapon) 鏢Stepped on a dart!CodyDisinfectant? a chemical liquid that destroys bacteriaCareyYes, please.Ok, guys, that's it.You've gotta clean up.Cody, get to work. Zack...Get a bulldozer. tractor used for clearing land and construction 推土機ZackOk. you clean, I'll supervise.CodyI've been cleaning up your side of the room since we were 2.ZackAnd I've been supervising.Don't we make a great team?CodyNo. Now, get to work.What a me--aah! (mess)I found your pudding.ZackI could've sworn it was vanilla when I lost it.

Here I am in your lifeHere you are in mine

Yes, we have a suite lifeMost of the time

You and me, we got the world to seeSo come on down

Just me and you know what to doSo come on down

It's you and me and me and youWe got the whole place to ourselves

You and me, we got it all for freeSo come on down

This is the suite lifeWe've got a suite life

LondonMaddie...What's a merit scolar? (scholar)MaddieWell, it's someone who could read the sign.Mr. MosebyAnd pronounce the word "scholar."But you were delightfully close.LondonOh! It's a bunch of smarty-pants. a person who behaves as if they know everything.I can't think of anything worse than having my hotel filled with a bunch of brainiac 1950s: from the name of a superintelligent alien character of the Superman comic strip., nerdy a person who lacks social skills or is boringly studious. -looking geeks. an unfashionable or socially inept person.MaddieYou know, London, just because someone's smart doesn't make them a nerdy-looking geek.

You're not helping the cause, people! a principle or movement which one is prepared to defend or advocate.LondonOoh! That nerd is cute!MaddieYeah, he is!LondonHold him!MaddieOh, please. Like that guy would give you the time of day. “time of day” pay attention toLondonWhy would I ask him what time it is?MaddieYou got me. You’re right. I don’t know.LondonHi!TrevorHi!LondonAre you here for the merit scholar thing?TrevorUh...yeah. yeah, I'm Trevor. Phi beta kappa. (in the US) an honorary society of undergraduates and some graduates, to which members are elected on the basis of high academic achievement.LondonI'm london. buy lots of stuff-a.TrevorAll right! That's clever. You know, my mom belongs to that club. Last month, my dad couldn't pay the rent-a.LondonOh. by the way... Perchance by chance, might you tell me what is the time of day?TrevorActually, I believe it's time to escort a pretty girl to lunch.

CodyWhere've you been? I asked you to get me some more dust rags half an hour ago.Zack

I couldn't find any.CodyWhere did you look?ZackThe refrigerator. All I found was 2 bagels, a soda, and some cheese balls.CodyThe guys will be here any minute. Get the game board.ZackOk.CodyPerfect. Woah. What the...? How d--what--ZackFound it!CodyThe game board?ZackAnd the other half of my sandwich.CodyIf Mom sees this, she'll be ticked. ticked off=pissed offAnd I am not-- repeat, not--ZackNot.CodyCleaning this up again.ZackFine. CodyI'm not.ZackOk. CodyI mean it.ZackI know.CodyI've got to clean it up!Friend 1

Hey, guys.Who's ready to play total world conquest? The game of total conquest is a game where you must conquer your enemies and defend your own capital.CodySorry about the mess, guys.Someone doesn't care if he lives in a pigsty! enclosed space where pigs liveZackThat would be me.Oink, oink!Friend 2Are we going to talk or play the game?CodyIt's more than a game.It's a test of your will, your strength, your ruthlessness. crueltyOoh, my mini-weenies are done! one kind of sausage.Friend 1Did you make the medley of dipping sauces? mixtureCodyIt wouldn't be total world conquest without it!

TrevorLondon, you're so delightfully... acerbic. sharp and forthrightLondonWell, I do acerbicize.Mr. MosebyNo, London. acerbic means--LondonI know what it means. After all, I am a merit scholar.Mr. MosebyAnd I'm an Egyptian belly dancer named Melina. http://daughtersofrhea.com/melina.htmOh! I wear a veil.It's quite tasteful. AESTHETICALLY PLEASING, in good taste, refined, cultured, elegant, stylish, smart, chic, attractive, exquisite.

TrevorAnd then she said, "who," instead of "whom."I'm not a grammar snob a person with a similar respect for tastes considered

superior in a particular area, but it's just egregious shocking when somebody uses the subjective case instead of the accusative case.LondonWill you accuse me for one moment?Maddie, help me!I can't get through this lunch.MaddieUnh! ok.The fork is the one with the pointy end.LondonNo. I can't understand a single thing he says.Give me my opinion on something.MaddieOh. Just tell him your favorite composer is Bach.LondonWhere's he been?MaddieHe's dead.LondonSo he came Bach from the dead?MaddieCan I see your hat?LondonOh, sure.MaddieHis name is Bach, not that it matters. it doesn’t really matter It's not like he's going to ask you out or anything. for a dateTrevorLondon? I just wanted to ask you out.LondonHow about that?TrevorSo what do you say? Saturday?Do you like modern art?LondonOh, I like anybody named Art, and I don't care how old they are.TrevorIsn't she just--

MaddieYeah, she's just, all right.TrevorWell, I'll see you later. I don't want to miss the lecture on genealogy. the study of lines of descent.LondonOh! I know all about genealogy. Genie from Aladdin It's where you rub the lamp and get 3 wishes.MaddieI've met bread smarter than you.LondonThat's why I need your help.MaddieWhy should I help you? You are not the boss of me.LodonI'll pay you 100 bucks.MaddieOh, I was wrong. You are the boss of me.

Friend 2Ha! I'm about to overrun your country! Any last words?CodyMini-weenies! And my array of sauces!Friend 2Do you mind? 1. Would you mind if I...2. Oh! Do you mind shutting your mouth up? I am trying to conquer the world.CodyWell, you can't conquer the world on an empty stomach.AllWell, yeah, that's true.ZackHot, hot, hot!Whoops.CodyZack! You just dropped stone-ground ground/grind with stone mustard on the carpet!ZackNo problem. There. All clean.

CodyIt's not clean! Now it's a stain! That’s it! No scrambled egg for you.ZackWill you just chill? calm downCodyI will not chill! Not as long as you continue to treat our room like a giant garbage can!Friend 3Hate it when they fight.CodyAll I ask for are a couple of ground rules. basic principlesZackLike what?CodyLike I need to be able to see the ground!ZackOk. Here you go.There.Problem solved.CodyProblem not solved!Problem still here!ZackWhy you talk like that?CodyBecause I angry!Ohh! I mean, I'm angry!CareyWhat's all the shouting?Friend 1Mr. amd Mrs. Martin are having a spat. quarrelCareyI'm not going to have you guys playing total world conquest if it leads to fighting.Ok, that sounded odd.Friend 2Just once I'd like to get through a game! We're outta here!Friend 3Come on.Friend 1

Let's go.CareyGuys.Friend 2Forgot my weenies. Thank you.CareyGuys! Didn't I tell you to clean up this room?CodyI did clean it! And then Zack messed it up again!ZackCody, I feel as brothers, we should share the blame.CodyI can't even stand sharing your DNA. And they're tiny.Mom, I'm tired of you lumping us together all the time. gather togetherCareyI can't help it. I'm the single mother of twins. I need to lump.CodyWell, this lump is moving out.ZackWhere are you planning on going?CodySomeplace I can call my own. belongs to me, controlled by me Someplace where there's a place for everything. And everything is in its place.ZackThe filing cabinet? cabinet with drawers designed to hold file foldersCodyNo. The coat closet!CareyI miss him already.CodyAah! A spider!ZackI don't.

LondonMoseby! Which of the following phrases sounds the most smarticle.Mr. Moseby

The one that doesn't use the word smarticle.MaddieLondon, I have something that's going to make you seem smart.Mr. MosebySmarticle.MaddieHere. It's a chip. microchipLondonOoh, I love chocolate. This tastes terrible.MaddieIt's not a chocolate chip. It's a computer chip. Actually it's a tiny-- very damp--hearing device. Ok. You put it in your ear and I can talk to you without Trevor even knowing.Mr. MosebyOr you can tell the boy the truth and see if he likes you are who you are.Good luck with the chip.MaddieNow, all you have to do is repeat everything I say.LondonAll you have to do is repeat everything I say.MaddieDon't start yet, London.LondonDon't start yet, london.MaddieStop it. LondonStop it.MaddieThis isn't worth 100 bucks.LondonOhh, this isn't worth 100 bucks.MaddieMaddie, I'm going to pay you 250 bucks.LondonMaddie, not going to happen.

CareyGuys, I'm leaving. You need anything?

CodyYeah! A machine that erases all memory of my brother!CareyThat's nice, honey. See you later!CodyCarey! I'm changing! Can't a man have some privacy in his own closet?CareySorry, honey. I forgot you were living in there.Can I have my coat? No, I wanted the blue one.CodyNot with those shoes.ZackHey, closet boy, how's the view in there?CodyAs long as I'm not seeing you, I'm happy. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to get back to my renovations. repair CareyCody, remember, we don't own this place.CodyDon't worry, mom.I'm only doing a couple of things in thereto make it a little more homey. pleasant and comfortable, like homeCareyNah, I don't wanna know.…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………Trevor Ok. well, this is either a work of staggering shocking or surprising that it is difficult to believe genius or painted by a cat.LondonHow does he hold the brush?TrevorBru...right.Ah, so what do you think of this one?LondonWhat do I think of..."Sunset by Azowa? (maybe it is an fictitious name)Born 1920, died 1983."

MaddieI feel it's a powerful statement about nature,which uses light in a new and creative way.LondonYou know, I feel it's a powerful statement against nature--Maddie About nature!LondonI mean about nature,Which uses light in a new and creative way.TrevorLondon, you're amazing.LondonWell, modern art is my life.TrevorYou know, you're sitting on a masterpiece.LondonI knew these pants made me look good.TrevorI wasn't talking about that,But now that you mention it,Wow!So what's your favorite piece of art?That you haven't sat on.LondonI'd have to say...MaddieThe Jackson Pollock. He's such a master. Jackson Pollock, was an influential American painter and a major figure in the abstract expressionist movement. During his lifetime, Pollock enjoyed considerable fame and notoriety. He was regarded as a mostly reclusive artist.LondonThe Jackson Pollack.He's such a--Perpetrator heading south on Mcfarland highway. a person who commits a crime or does something that is wrong or evilProceed with caution.Trevor

Excuse me?MaddieSorry, London.Sometimes this thing picks up police frequencys. it means that London listens to another broadcast)…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………Friend1I know I should occupy Australia,But I hear they have all these poisonous animals. For example, the Australian venomous snakes take most of the places in the Top10 poisonous snakes Friend2Ok. For the last time, it is just a game!You will not at any time actually have to go to Australia.Friend3I miss Cody. I wonder what he's doing.ZackHe's probably dust busting his socks. to remove dirt from something with your hands or a brush, Zack means that Cody wants to remove the small balls of fluff from his socks.Friend3Oh! You think he'll do mine?I'll go ask him!Friend2No. It's your turn.Friend1I miss Cody so much.I can almost smell his lamb kabobs. Roast meatFriend2Wait.Those are his lamb kabobs.Friend1Maybe I should go over thereand see what's taking him so long.Friend2You know, I think I'll go help him, too.…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………Trevor You know, I made something exactly like this in first grade

And I got a "D."You like Tuttle? Richard Dean Tuttle is an American postminimalist artist known for his small, subtle, intimate works. His art makes use of scale and line.

Postminimalism is an art term coined by Robert Pincus-Witten in 1971 used in various artistic fields for work which is influenced by, or attempts to develop and go beyond, the aesthetic of minimalism. The expression is used specifically in relation to music and the visual arts, but can refer to any field using minimalism as a critical reference point.

LondonOh! Do I!Do I?MaddieJust say yes, London.LondonYes, London.Trevor Pardon.LondonOh, never mind.Trevor So what's your favorite class? (course)LondonUpper. (London thinks that Trevor asked her about the social and economic level/status)Trevor That's a great one, if you can get into it.I like poli-sci. (political science)LondonOh! I love science fiction!Stupid!TrevorWhat?MaddieNot him. I was talking about you.

If he likes poli-sci,It means he wants to go into politics.LondonWhat do you want to do with politics?TrevorOh. well, mayor, governor, senator, president,and then talk show host.LondonMaybe I could be vice talk show host.MaddieAsk him what he'll do to help the environment when he is president.LondonSo how are you going to help the environment when you're president?TrevorActually I believe t here are too many restrictions on developing the wilderness already.MaddieWhat? How can you be such a jerk?LondonHow can you be such a jerk?!TrevorExcuse me?MaddieTell that jerk it's people like him who are killing our planet.LondonI'd rather not.TrevorYou'd rather not what?LondonTell you that jerks like you are killing our planet.LondonYou are so fired.TrevorI don't work for you.MaddieAnd neither do I!And you can tell Mr. merit scholar that he can--Hello.

LondonPay no attention to the woman behind the wall.TrevorWho are you and why are you insulting me?MaddieI'm London's brain.I'm the one who's been talking to you all day,and I can't listen to your drivel for one more second! people who keep talking about silly or unimportant thingsTrevorOk. what's this about?LondonLook, the truth is Maddie's been coaching me through this computer chocolate chip.Trevor Why would you need coaching?Wait a minute.Did she just say computer chocolate chip?MaddieEnough said. it is needless to say that he can discover the fact London is so stupidLondonWell, I'm not smart. I'm not a merit scholar. I'm not even sure what we've been talking about for the last two days.Trevor So all the stuff that you were saying about art and music and literature, those weren't your opinions?LondonNope.Oh! Except for what I said about the banana-nut muffins.I really do like them. They're soft from the banana, yet crunchy from the nuts. especially of food firm and crisp and making a sharp sound when you bite or crushMaddieIt doesn't get any deeper than that. Maddie means that London can’t be smarterThe good news is Nut girl (London) will probably vote for you. Unlike me.TrevorOh, yeah?Well, I don't need the vote of some tree hugger.MaddieIf you have it your way, there won't be any trees left to hug.

Trevor Next you're going to blame the oil companies for global warming.MaddieYes, 'cause they're to blame.Trevor Oh, cry me a river. sarcastic hyperboleMaddieIf I did, you'd pollute it.Trevor You bleeding-heart liberal! one who feels emotion and pity for everyone and everythingMaddieEstablishment puppet! a person or group whose actions are controlled by anotherTrevorYou want to kiss me as much as I want to kiss you?MaddieI'm surprised someone as smart as you would have to ask!LondonWow. Didn't see that coming.MaddieI hate you!TrevorI hate you more!LondonBoy, I wonder what they'd do if they liked each other.…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………CodyMay I help you?ZackI'm looking for my friends,Bob, Warren and Jeremy.CodyI'll see if I can find them.ZackWhere could they be hiding?It's a closet!CodyOk, fine.

Would you like a juice spritzer? a drink made with wine mixed with soda waterIt's banapple.Friend3It's simply delicious.EveryoneCheers.CodyWould you get that? Open the doorWorker1Hi. I'm here to measure for the wall-to-wall carpeting.CodyCome on in.Worker1Hold this.Excuse me, guys. Coming through. remain alive脫險Excuse me.Friend2Isn't this awesome?Friend1It's like a little house.Friend3It's elegant yet casual.Friend2It's sophisticated yet tasteful.ZackI think it's stupid yet stupid.Worker2I'm here to make up the bed. to arrange a bed so that it is neat and ready for useCodyPerfect. Let me show you to the bedroom.Worker2Excuse me. Coming through.Sorry. Watch out.Sorry, sorry.Guys. Thanks.ZackLet's get back to our game now.Cody

Could you get that? ZackYeah, it's getting kind of lonely in here.Worker3Housekeeping. I'm here to clean up.Friend3You come here often?DeliveryDelivery.ZackOf course.DeliveryI have a big screen TV for a Cody Martin.CodyGreat! It goes in the den.Right this way.Worker4Comin' through. Get outta the way.Come on. Move it. Move it or lose it.CodyI'd like to hang it up right about here.ZackHow could you afford all this?CodyI made some wise investments with my allowance, while others invested in gum.Most of which is still on the floor of our--Excuse me-- your room.ZackOk, so my room's a little messy.Friend2A little? Your room smells like toe jam. full of the reek of the toeWorker3On a hot day.Friend3Come in! Join the party.Worker5Hi. Did someone order a massage?Friend2

Oh, over here. Right here, yeah.Friend1Ooh! food!Friend2Ok.Ohh! this is the life.CodyYou were saying? Cody wonders what Zack was trying to say ZackPeople, you're in a closet!What more can you do in here?Worker6Room service!ZackI should've known.Friend3More food.Pretty cool. Wow, Cody,You really know how to throw a great party.ZackGuys, would you rather be in a 6' x 6' closet--Worker1Actually it's 6 1/2 by 6 3/4.ZackLike it makes a difference.Friend2Don't be afraid to really dig in.Oh, good. good.Worker1About the dipping sauces,Is that coconut?ZackWho cares?Would you guys rather stay in a tiny, airless room packed with a million people than hang out in my room?EverybodyYeah!Zack

You know what? Fine. I'm outta here.Excuse me.Pardon me.Ooh. tiniest formality.Maybe like Janet Jackson-- an famous American recording artist and actressNot happening. CareyWhat's going on in there?ZackA party.CareyWho has a party in a closet?ZackPerfect!CareyI am so proud of you.Now give me back my quarter.CodyIs it safe to come in?ZackVery funny.CodyWhat happened in here?CareyYour brother has finally seen the light. pun, means that Zack realizes that he should clean the room and it makes the room brighter And the floor.CodySo you cleaned this entire room by yourself?ZackYeah.I've never been so tired in my life.CodyImpressive. ZackDo you mind?I just made that. Carey

I'm dreaming.No one pinch me. Carey doesn’t want any one wake she up from the dreamZackI was thinking. If you move back, I could keep my side clean, You would keep your side clean, And I wouldn't have to clean both sides.CodyOk.ZackWow! That was easy.You must've missed me, too.CodyNo.The fire marshal shut me down. an officer of high rank in a police or fire departmentApparently the maximum occupancy of my closet is 3 coats and an umbrella.ZackSo we're roomies again?CodyAs long as you keep everything sanitary. cleanZack and CodyDeal.