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This newsletter is brought to you by
the dedicated counselors of Section B+
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No words can
d e s c r i b e t h e
awesomeness that
went on in camp this
past week. But we’ll
write it in a few short
words, hopefully it
will remind you of
what took place.
Shabbos was once
again filled with
Chayus, as we
collected tickets for
Sunday’s carnival.
And ended off with a
Shmoyonke about
Sunday.
Sunday was visiting
day (Aha!) and
carnival day with
mini golf, water
fights, races, games,
and much more!
We watched Halber
Gebaken and found
out who is stealing
the baby.
Monday seemed like
a regular day, except
the fact that people
were stealing… and
being sent to the
director… BOG WAR!
We were split
into 3 teams:
B e f i c h a ,
Bilvovcha and
Laasoso.
The competition
was fierce from
the start, with each
team singing their
cheers, and learning
MBP.
Tuesday we were
treated to some
scavengers, featuring
S n a g s , Y o e l i s ,
Midgets, and more!
That night we
watched the first
p l a y . M a f i a ,
kidnappings, but in
the end it all turned
out well. (Thanks to
the umbrella man!)
The next day we had
2 more scavengers
(with the umbrella
man).
Each team made a
heart wrenching
song, filled with
emotion and overall
beautifulness.
The second play a
learning teacher
spoke about Sheidim,
Rambam, Chanukah
and Purim.
The third play was a
very emotional story
about the holocaust.
That night the
winners of Bog War
were announced:
LARONDE!
After a good nights
sleep, we spent a full
day on roller coasters
and everything else
that goes on in the
worlds greatest
amusement park.
Freezes, Pazatztas
and more. It was
d e f i a n t l y t h e
grandest trip ever!
I wish I can write
more but there is no
room.
A Gut Shabbos!
Come to
cocoa club
and get half
a Danish!
Sponsored by
the half Danish
foundation.
Restrictions may apply.
Looking for T-shirts, please
call 1-800-BOG-WAR
If you need a working mike
c a l l 1 - 8 0 0 - N O T -
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him to call 1-800-DO-NOT-
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א טפח העכערמסעי-שבת קודש פרשת מטות Issue 3
מחנה גן ישראלב“קיץ תשע
ד“בס
Being that this newsletter is
being made in the last minute,
there was no time to find
someone to interview, so instead
I began to interview myself, here
it goes:
ATH: What is your name?
ATH: A Tefach Hecher.
ATH: Are you enjoying
camp?
ATH: Only on Friday nights.
ATH: What about the rest of
the week?
ATH: I am usually thrown all
over the place, and ripped into
many pieces, by the time it is the
end of the week!
ATH: What is your message
to the campers?
ATH: Stop!
ATH: Tell us about you life,
how does it happen?
ATH: Well first of all, I’m locked
in a room most of the time, and
my “creator” still doesn’t have a
key to my room.
ATH: So how does he create
you?
ATH: In the last minute.
ATH: Then what happens?
ATH: After being typed I’m
shipped off to the main office on
a little chip.
ATH: Interesting, how does
that feel?
ATH: Very humbling.
ATH: What’s next?
ATH: This is my favorite time,
when they make hundreds of
copies of me! It’s a huge family
reunion!
ATH: Did you hear that some
campers are leaving camp?
ATH: Yes, it’s so sad, I hope they
take me home with them.
ATH: How can they take you
home?
ATH: The counselor who makes
me can give me to them!
ATH: Any final words?
ATH: The next time you get me,
keep in mind that I also have
feelings just like you. On the
other hand, I enjoy it when
people read me and they enjoy it,
it makes me feel so good!
grow, as apposed to campers.
Coffee does not stop you from
growing, rather it keeps you
awake. Automaticity campers
grow at a quicker pace than staff
members.
Many disagree by claiming staff
sleep in the staff lounge. This
was quickly disproven after
If you drink coffee does that
make you short or does it keep
you awake or both?
A panel of scientist have recently
discovered that this all has to do
with the fact that one grows
while sleeping.
They prove this, by pointing out
that all staff members do not
researchers have discovered
coffee in the above location, a
few month ago.
Although there seems to be a
coffee shortage now, it goes
mostly unnoticed since they
painted everything yellow.
Yellow rhymes with hello.
Welcome to Oholei Torah!
Get to know your staff
Science for Oholei-Torah’nicks
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This week we asked the following question to 770 random campers and here are the results:
When will the winners of Bog War be announced? 19% What’s Bog War?
34% They announced it in the park!
78% When the head staff get wet, DUH!
Most repeated song of the
month:
We’re soul expanders from
Love-Ville, Chochmo Binah Daas.
(Actual wording may vary)
CMS: That’s just the way I am, I
can’t do anything about it!
ATH: Where do sleep, if your
counselor kicks you out of
the bunkhouse?
CMS: I sneak into the
bunkhouse when no one is
looking.
ATH: Do you play sports?
CMS: No!
ATH: Why not?
CMS: Because I can’t catch a ball
so big!
ATH: It’s not so big!
CMS: Well, compared to me it’s
very big!
ATH: How big are you?
CMS: You don’t see? I’m just a
couple of inches!
ATH: You’re right! What’s
your full name?
CMS: Camper Mouse Shlita.
ATH: Are you leaving camp
for the second month!
CMS: Hopefully! Because I
heard the GM got some traps!
ATH: Thank you for your
time. Hey! Stop biting me, I’m
just a piece of paper, I’M
NOT FOOD! Just because a
camper spi l led some
Babaganush on me… Stop!
ATH: Why do you feel lonely?
CMS: Nobody in my bunk likes
me!
ATH: How do you know?
CMS: They always chase me out
of the bunkhouse!
ATH: What does your
counselor do?
CMS: Nothing! He even helps
them out!
ATH: Why do you think they
don’t like you?
CMS: Hmmm, maybe it’s
because I eat their nosh.
ATH: That’s it?
CMS: Ummm, I also make noise
in the bunkhouse after lights
out, and I don’t let anyone sleep.
ATH: That’s terrible! Why do
you do that?
An interview with a lonely camper
[Insert
Toichen
here]
Issue 3 Page 3
Explanations: 1) Scenic family portrait
2) On the way back from the
hospital
3) The kidnapping of Mishy Mop
4) Mug shot
5) Holding a tripod with a hidden
camara