ten ways emetrics does not torture you
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10 Waysthe eMetrics SummitWill Not Torture You
10 Waysthe eMetrics SummitWill Not Torture You
Why do you go to conferences?
10 Waysthe eMetrics SummitWill Not Torture You
Why do you go to conferences?To learn?
10 Waysthe eMetrics SummitWill Not Torture You
Why do you go to conferences?To learn?To become more effective?
10 Waysthe eMetrics SummitWill Not Torture You
Why do you go to conferences?To learn?To become more effective?To meet experts and peers?
10 Waysthe eMetrics SummitWill Not Torture You
Why do you go to conferences?To learn?To become more effective?To meet experts and peers?
Thought so
10 Waysthe eMetrics SummitWill Not Torture You
That's why the eMetrics Summit does NOT have...
10 Waysthe eMetrics SummitWill Not Torture You
Celebrity
Keynotes
1.
10 Waysthe eMetrics SummitWill Not Torture You
We like to keep it realwith in-depth case studies from people like you who do real work:
10 Waysthe eMetrics SummitWill Not Torture You
We also have lots of really smartconsultants who know what they are talking about
And that's just A through C
10 Waysthe eMetrics SummitWill Not Torture You
OK, we admit it – this guy is something of a celebrity:
10 Waysthe eMetrics SummitWill Not Torture You
But we definitely don't have ...
10 Waysthe eMetrics SummitWill Not Torture You
Blue Booth Babes2.
10 Waysthe eMetrics SummitWill Not Torture You
We have zero booth babes. Instead, we have extremely intelligent women (and men) who can explain the latest in analytics
10 Waysthe eMetrics SummitWill Not Torture You
We also don't spend money on ...
10 Waysthe eMetrics SummitWill Not Torture You
Rock & Roll
3.
10 Waysthe eMetrics SummitWill Not Torture You
Sedate? Boring?No – we just prefer a quiet, intense, enlightening conversation over a sophisticated adult beverage and / or a good meal
10 Waysthe eMetrics SummitWill Not Torture You
We won't waste your time with...
10 Waysthe eMetrics SummitWill Not Torture You
Trust Falls4.
10 Waysthe eMetrics SummitWill Not Torture You
... all others bring data
10 Waysthe eMetrics SummitWill Not Torture You
Lackluster Exhibits5.We do not have
10 Waysthe eMetrics SummitWill Not Torture You
Our Exhibit Hall brings togethervendors showing software and servicesfor attendees of these leading edge,co-located conferences:
10 Waysthe eMetrics SummitWill Not Torture You
There's nothing lackluster here
10 Waysthe eMetrics SummitWill Not Torture You
And in the Exhibit Hallyou won't find ...
10 Waysthe eMetrics SummitWill Not Torture You
Cheesy prizes6.
10 Waysthe eMetrics SummitWill Not Torture You
Cheesy prizes6.
10 Waysthe eMetrics SummitWill Not Torture You
Cheesy prizes6.
10 Waysthe eMetrics SummitWill Not Torture YouWe want you to win something
you really want to win
10 Waysthe eMetrics SummitWill Not Torture YouWe want you to win something
you really want to win
10 Waysthe eMetrics SummitWill Not Torture You
We will not torture you with...
10 Waysthe eMetrics SummitWill Not Torture You
Boxed lunches7.
10 Waysthe eMetrics SummitWill Not Torture You
The eMetrics Summit never,ever, ever had boxed lunches - Never will.
10 Waysthe eMetrics SummitWill Not Torture You
We also don't believe in...
10 Waysthe eMetrics SummitWill Not Torture You
Deadly Workshops8.
10 Waysthe eMetrics SummitWill Not Torture You
We believe in focused networkingand take-away-filled roundtables
10 Waysthe eMetrics SummitWill Not Torture You
There will be no...
10 Waysthe eMetrics SummitWill Not Torture You
Useless content9.
10 Waysthe eMetrics SummitWill Not Torture You
10 Waysthe eMetrics SummitWill Not Torture You
And we guarantee no ...
10 Waysthe eMetrics SummitWill Not Torture You
Motivational Speakers10.
Yes you can !!
10 Waysthe eMetrics SummitWill Not Torture You
Instead, we have hand-picked speakers, practitioners, consultants and experts
10 Waysthe eMetrics SummitWill Not Torture You
Besides, you are already motivated
10 Waysthe eMetrics SummitWill Not Torture You
Besides, you are already motivated to learn more
10 Waysthe eMetrics SummitWill Not Torture You
Besides, you are already motivated to learn moreto do more
10 Waysthe eMetrics SummitWill Not Torture You
Besides, you are already motivated to learn moreto do moreto meet more
10 Waysthe eMetrics SummitWill Not Torture You
Besides, you are already motivated to learn moreto do moreto meet moreto become more
10 Waysthe eMetrics SummitWill Not Torture You
Besides, you are already motivated to learn moreto do moreto meet moreto become more
The eMetrics Summit has been helping people do all that
since 2002
10 Waysthe eMetrics SummitWill Not Torture You
There's only one thing missing...
10 Waysthe eMetrics SummitWill Not Torture You
There's only one thing missing...
10 Waysthe eMetrics SummitWill Not Torture You
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