the 10 worst pickup lines in their natural habitat
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THE 10 WORST PICKUP LINESIN THEIR NATURAL HABITATS
BROUGHT TO YOU BY
THE GUIDE FOR A SINGLE MAN & THE GUIDE FOR A SINGLE WOMAN
BY AARON GOLDFARB
available now atFGPRESS.COM/GUIDES
MY SHIRT WOULD LOOK GREAT ON YOUR FLOOR.
1
I LOST MY VIRGINITY.
CAN I HAVE YOURS?
2
WELL, HERE I AM. WHAT WERE YOUR OTHER TWO WISHES?
3
I LOST MY PHONE NUMBER. CAN I HAVE YOURS?
4
IF YOU WERE WORDS ON PAPER YOU’D BE FINE PRINT.
5
I’M NOT DRUNK, I’M JUST INTOXICATED BY YOU.
6
DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT, OR SHOULD I WALK AROUND YOU THREE OR FOUR MORE TIMES?
7
REMEMBER ME? OH THAT’S RIGHT, I’VE MET YOU ONLY IN MY DREAMS.
8
IF I SAID YOU HAVE A GORGEOUS BODY, WOULD YOU HOLD IT AGAINST ME?
9
I’D DO ME.
10
...DON’T BE THAT GUY/GIRL
I’D DO ME.
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