top 10 michael scott quotes

An employee will go home and ask his neighbor, “Hey, did you get an award?” “No man. I mean I slave all day and no one notices.”

Next thing you know, he smells something funny from his neighbor’s house. Neighbor hanged himself due to lack of recognition.

Do I want to be feared or loved?

That’s a good question.

I want both. I want people to be afraid of how much

they love me!

Abraham Lincoln once said that “If you’re a racist, I will attack you

with the North,” and these are the principles I carry with me in the

workplace.

When I was Ryan’s age, I worked in a fast food restaurant to save up

money for school. And then I lost it in a pyramid

scheme. But I learned more about business right then and there than business school would ever teach me.

Why do you think so many businesses moved to the Caymans?

Inventory is boring.

In the islands they don’t make you do stuff like take inventory.

Presents are the best way to show someone how much you care. It

is like this tangible thing that you can

point to and say, “Hey man, I love you this

many dollars-worth.”

I don't want somebody sucking up to me because

they think I'm going to help their career. I want them sucking up to me because

they genuinely love me.

You may look around and see

two groups here; white collar, blue collar. But I don't see it that way, and you know

why not? Because I am collar-blind.

Well there has been a lot of talk about new ideas today. Well new ideas are fine,

but they are also illegal because they are a form

of ageism. What? Yes, I am

right.

Make friends first, make sales second, make love

third. In no particular order.

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