your body: a comprehensive analysis

YOUR BODY:A Comprehensive Analysis

Scientific Hypothesis Christina Aguilera is on the

prowl for that D again. She is also a legend, knows this, and assumes you already know it too. However, she doesn’t care to know your name, nor whose place.

She just wants to take your body…and FUCK IT.

Producer

• Max Martin

Genre

• Bonin’

Is it Illuminati?

• Duh.

“So open the box…”

KEY LYRIC

The Box

Contents of The Box

Mi Reflejo

• Mi Reflejo Promotional Pen• Lipstick Anal Bead Mic Stand• Back to Basics Promotional Douche• Taco Bell Cheese, Beef & Rice Burrito• Voodoo Doll• 347 tubes of lipstick, blood red• Vanity Mirror• Studded Diaper• Bottle (contains Genie)• 57 copies of Bionic

“Don’t need no keys, I’m unlocked.”

KEY LYRIC

VISUAL REFERENCE

“Your Body” as Grindr Anthem

“Don’t even tell me your name. All I need to know is whose place, and let’s get walking.”

“I think you already know my name.”

KEY LYRIC

Legendtina's Name

Your Name

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Likelihood of Knowing Each Other's Names

People Whose Names Legendtina Does Not Know

Potential Thesis Topics• “Fuck Your Body”:

Enticement or Threat?• Finish Off On My Own:

The Myth of the Female Orgasm

• Phoenixtina Risinguilera: The Great Comeback

• Max Martin: Man or God?

• I Think You Already Know My Name: Memory Loss and Recovery

¡POP QUIZTINA!

All Legendtina wants to do is…?

A. Flush Your PottyB. Hot Your TottieC. Irv Your GottiD. Fuck Your Body

All Legendtina wants to know is…?

A. Who is Lady Gaga?B. Is that a man or a woman?C. What is an ARTPOP?D. Whose place?

What is your body doing?

A. It is shaking.B. It is ready.C. It is about to get FUCKED.D. All of the above.