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PINES NEWS THURSDAY, 1ST APRIL 2010
APRIL’S NEWSTue or false?
This April the 6th year students have become reporters. They have been out in the streets looking for news that can be interesting. Here’s what they have found. Believe me, reality sometimes is incredible... isn’t it?
PINES NEWS THURSDAY, 1ST APRIL 2010
HUNGRY!!!!
Last nigth one girl ate more than 300 kilos of spaghetty. Then when she goes shopping she takes a XXXXXXXXL size.
By Aina Aumatell
NO SCHOOL
Today school finishes because Eric killed all the teachers.
By Albert Guiteras
PINES NEWS THURSDAY, 1ST APRIL 2010
PAULA, ELASTIC WOMAN
Yesterday Paula drank dirty water and she turned into an elastic woman. Now she runs very fast and her voice is horrible because she speaks “pikinus” the language of pigs. Shi isn’t happy because she’s enormous. I think she is a monster!!!
By Ariadna La Haba
CLAUDIA INVENTS THE SANDWICHERA OF THE
FUTURE
LAST WEEK CLAUDIA INVENTED A NEW SANDWICHERA.THIS SANDWICHERA IS SPECIAL BECAUSE IT TAKES THE CHEESE AND THE HAMAND IT PUTS EVERYTHING INTO THE BREAD AND... MMMMMM IT IS DELICIOUS!!
By Bruna Prat
PINES NEWS THURSDAY, 1ST APRIL 2010
THE MOON!
Yesterday the scientist Lowo Shirt discovered a bridge to the moon. It is possible to arrive there by car.
By Clara Sañé
RELAXING SCHOOL!!
The children study in a sofa at school because it is relaxing!
By Claudia Aumatell
PINES NEWS THURSDAY, 1ST APRIL 2010
NEW PLANET
Yesterday, the scientists discovered a new planet.This planet is between the Earth and Mars.
In this planet there are normal people.
By Genís Donadeu
CHANGE EYES
Last weekend a scientist discovered a machine that changes the colour of your eyes. You choose a colour you like and the colour of your eyes changes.
PINES NEWS THURSDAY, 1ST APRIL 2010
By Guim Segalés
THE SCARY NIGHT
In Spain one night the snakes, tarantulas and bats were bigger than the other animals. It was scary. The people said: “Aaaaa!”
By Jaume Cunill
THE INCREDIBLE VOLCANOES
Yesterday in all the volcanoes in the earth the lava went up but the lava transformedinto chocolate.
By Josselin Moreno
PINES NEWS THURSDAY, 1ST APRIL 2010
APRIL FOOL'S DAY TRIUMPH SHOW!
Triumph show is not triumph. It is Fail show! Because it is failing !
By Julia Márquez
SCHOOL NEWS!!!
School finishes till 5611, because the cats that fly and the dogs that swim invaded the school!!!
PINES NEWS THURSDAY, 1ST APRIL 2010
By Mariona Callejón
CLEANING PILL
Albert Einstein discovered a new pill and with this pill you can have a bath and you don’t need water or soap.
By Mohamed Ettaybi
THE NEWS
Yesterday, they discovery a girl who says: “a thousand apple trees”, and appear a thousand apple trees. It is fantastic news.
PINES NEWS THURSDAY, 1ST APRIL 2010
By Nuria Verdaguer
DANDRUFF
Ariadna is a big monster because when she drank water, her hair grew up. She
provoked an avalanche of dandruff and people shouted:
SHE IS A BIG MONSTER!!! HELP, HELP!!!
By Paula Sayos
APRIL FOOL'S DAY
Yesterday the scientist discovered the new species of pig. This species
PINES NEWS THURSDAY, 1ST APRIL 2010
is purple and it has got seventeen legs and twenty tails and only one eye.The pig lives in a house with people.
By Roger Montoya