Casting Call for a "Best Friend" k b ' J-150

Music and Lyrics by Robert Rokicki

I I I met this girl, she's rea- lly nice. Her name is Sa-rah Her-sten-weiss, She looks a lot like me.

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I I But that dress kind of makes her look fat. And if I were her, rd hide my hair in my hat.

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met this girl who's n s - lly cute. She's rea - lly ti11 - en - ted to boot Her name is Pe - tu - lia.? And I

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I hear that she's a p a t act - or. Too bad she us - es im - i - tat - ion Max Fac - tor! There can

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I I on - ly be one of my type in this town. And it's bad en -wgh that I am short. There can

I on-ly be one of my type in this town. And it's bad - en-ough that I am short. Then can

I I on-lv be one still stan - ding her mound. nf- ter the cor - on -a 's re - &!

on-Iy be one still stan - ding her ground, af - ter the cor - on - er's re - port!

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- met this girl who's real-ly nice, I bet that she has pu-bic lice, She got tiom her ex - boy - fiend. Or

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met this girl who's real - ly cute. With a face I'd like to shoot. She's a1 - ways tnk - ing my parts.

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Pno . I Hmph! Well at - least I can sing on key. La la la la la la

I I There can on - ly be one in - gen -ue's best fiend. And I'm go - na get cast in this show!

look at me! There can on-ly be one in - gen-ue's best ftiend. And I'm go - na get cast in this show,

I I There can on- ly be one left a-live in the end and I'll tell you how far I will go!

I You lit- tle hck-er! There can on-ly be one left a-live in the end and I'll tell you how far I will go!

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I I I will go to her a - gent and tell them she's preg - nant! Cre - ate a few nas - ty de -

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I I tours.

I will go to the of - fice and file a re-port that she's been tak-ing non-Eq - uit - y tours!

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I I man - a - ger she's shopp - ing a - round!

u r I will post nude pics of her on the web, 'Cause

I I I hate you so damn much, please

Pno. 1 horse face you're so go- ing down!

I I die! And when the smoke has cleared a- way.

1' Die! poco ri t hs.

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I I When I'm on Broad-way! And all my dreams are re -vealed.

f f ' I w - On that happ- y day of days, when I'm on Broad-way! And all my dreams are re -vealed.

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Theyll find what's left

Pno.

They'll find what's left of her head in a field!

II - in next door? Can't-they just take a hint and get go - in'?

do they move next door? I was here first!

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Just when your cham - pagne's read - y to pour some bitch of a whore gets her foot in the door

Just when your cham - pagne's read - y to pour some bitch of a whore gets her foot in the door

Right when you get a toe in! There can on - ly be one of me

Pno. I Right when you get a toe in! There can on - ly be one of me

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in this town and I'm stick - ing my neck out in front. There can on - ly be one till stand - > ? ? > ? >

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ing her &und, -you fat f i g - ing cow bf a ch ... Can we play sis-ten? Oh sure! That'd be

Can we play sisters? Oh sure! That'd be

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,' U t- H fine. But you bett-H watch your back, you big stu-pid bitch, 'mum I'll be watch-ing you ev - a - y IiLe!

I fine. ./but you bett-er watch your back you big stu-pid bitch,'cause I'll be watch-ing you ev - a - y line!