CHEMISTRY JOKES Two atoms are walking down the street . Says one atom to others “Hey I

Think I lost an electron !” The other , says “ Are you sure ?”

(A) Yes I’ am positive

Why did white bear dissolve in water ?

(A) Because it was polar

What weapon can you make from the elements potassium ,nickel and iron ?

(A) A Knife Why did carbon marry hydrogen ?

(A) They bonded well form the minute they met

Anyone know any joke about sodium ?

(A) Na

Did you hear ;oxygen went on a date with potassium

(A) It went OK2 !

What element is a girls’ future best friend ?

(A) Carbon (diamond)

Why are chemist great for solving problems?

(A) They have all the solutions

I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any sodium hypobromite?

(A) He said NaBro

What Did the scientist say when he found two isotopes of helium ?

(A) HeHe