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MHom?;. iinawifv?ffpp fTOr: ." "W f-- ; Ivr wr fc I- - 1- - ' . ' . I . . V' I -- . ,.- - li. .. f- Ei ... ' 3 n Pl m ' ;. . li. ..ur FraTk 8. Black xA New .York is a stanch believer in state 'parks aad while in office he did much -- to aM legislation in that regard. On one occasion he said to a number, of prominent men at Albany: "What we need now to to hare a counsel for . the forest -- commission." "A coun- sel?" inquired a country member; "what has the forest been commit- - ' ting that it should need a counsel?" . .The longest continuous run of a rail- - way train in: Europe is that from Earia 'to Constantinople, 1.921 miles, in slxtj;- - four and a quarter hours. ' ! AnEmvtoSick f Gtmot Stand Upright. 99 ':".90Uhtr can poor, nseak. thin bbod 'moorish and smatainthe physical system. '&r strength of naves and modes there most be pore, rich, vigorous blood. ' Hood's SvsaparSU is established Ms the ' standard preparation for the bbod by Us many remarkable cures. mmvAmmk3imV2IVwSlmmmmmr ' The dullest fellow may learn to be "comical for a night or ttro. Half Rate Scat via Oaaaaa aa4 St . . Loala aad Wabaafc Koalas. On the 1st and 3rd Tuesday of each - month the above lines will sell home-seeke-rs tickets to southern points for . one fare (plus $2.00) round trip. ". WINTER TOlJRIoi RATES now on sale to Hot Springs, Ark., and all 'the winter resorts at greatly RE- DUCED RATES. ' Remember the O. & St lu and Wa- - vbash, the shortest and quickest route to St. Louis. o Remember the O. 4 St L and O., K. C. & E. Is the shortest route io Quincy. Unexcelled service to Kansas City and the south. " For. rates, sleeping car accommoda- tion and all information ca-- i at the QUINCY ROUTE OFFICE. 1415 Far- - nam St (Paxton Hotel block) or write Harry E. Moores, City Passenger and Ticket Agent, Omaha, Neb. Aspiring beggary is wrietchedness Itself. " If OUWI. in retira this coipos tad three one cent stamps to the J. C. Ayer Co., Lowell, Mass.. joi .will receive ia retirn a copy of the 20th Ccatary Year Boole Tkis is not aa ordinary alrnmac. bat a handsome book, copiously illustrated, aad sold for 5 cents oa all news-stand- s. (We simply allow yoo the two cents yon spead in postage for sending.) Great men have written for the Year Book. In it is summed ap tke progress of the :9th cea-tsr- y. Ia eack important line of work aad tkongkt tke greatest living specialist kas recounted tke events aad advances of tke past ceatary aad kas prophesied wkat we may expect of tke next. Among tke most noted of oar coatribstors are: Secretary of Agriculture Wilson, on Agriculture; Senator Chauncey M. Depew, on Politics ; Russell Sage, on Finance; Thomas Edison, on Elec- tricity; Dr. Madison Peters, on Re- ligion; General Merritt, on Land War- fare; Admiral Hichbom, on Naval Warfare; "Al" Smith, on Sports, eta; making a complete review of the whole field of human endeavor and progress. Eack article is beaatif ally and appropriately illastrated, and tke wkole makes an iavalaable book of reference, uaeqaaled any- where for tke money. Address J. C Area Co, Lowell, Mass. "AGENTS WANTED To tell the products of TIE SWME VACCIIE CO. OF WYMORE, NEB. Swioe plains or hog cholera aeceasfally treated 7 tnoeralatloa. We care 85 per rent of sick koga and reader veil fcoca Immune by oar proceM. ,. For farther pattlcalars call on or r.ddress . Tfct SwIm Vmonm ., Wptre, Neb. DR. SETH ARNOLD'S feu stood the test or SO years AAIIAU and is still the Heat Coach UUUKH o Keaaedr Sold. Cures trhen WWII II other remedies fall. Tastes BB B BPft Kood: children like it. Sold DHL Lflll by all druggists Scents. BmBaBBsiIB tv aaaa"SBaa9N aaaaaV Y aBBBjBBBBW jsj BBBJBBJ ' arPSaCMf BaaaWJ ygaa 3t MARK 3tV - H Tm? flBBam tafrMaxtMDiJau.s)ttrMisram aSjaCLARA HAHJFACTVRHa Cfil- -B I OMAHA. NOB. J MAGNETIC Tte iftkAGE. WONDER STARCH NoBoiHnfi No Cooking It Stiff ens the Goods It Whitens the Goods It Polishes the Goods It makes all garments freak and crisp as waenlrst bcogkt new. TRY A SAMPLE PACKAGE. Tou'U Mice K it yon try it. Tou'U bsy.it it yoa try iC Toa'H vm Rrif yo try K. Try It.. - BeM by all.Grocsfs. sites -- awaLaTBaraa W aakknliafBad x mmw "" ' k ?'' . aTaTaaTrrrril.aTIJaTI MTaTMafc f ' TaUiMTSWPM"g;;,'I"aaTL- - affaafllA. ,7iaf m"T Queen Victoria's caocolaie Is of for South Africa. Seven railways pre J for the honor of carrying; it to Soath-ampto- a. where it was taken abbard-ahl- p. The design was rhossa ETAO ship. The design of the boxes contain- ing the chocolate was chosen by the queen." The background is red, and then is a border of blue. Oa the left is the monogram V. R. L, sur- mounted by a crown. In the center there is a bust of her majesty, and on the right are the words. "South Af- rica." Below, in fac-simi- w of the qaeea'8 handwriting the words: "I wish yoa a happy- - New " Tear. Vic- toria, R. I." -- " Professor Frederick von Martens, who holds the chair of international law in the St Petersburg university, is a noted liagaist and author, and at the Venezuela arbitration conference ia Paris, where he read the decision of the commission, he 'had a pleasaat fashion of addressing each delegate ia his own language. One of the Eng- lish jurists wondered how the profes- sor was able to keep up his knowledge of so many modern tongues. The pro- fessor replied: "It is self defense. You see in case I lose mv chair 1 wish to be prepared for any offer you for- eigners may make." A Botioa Sfaa Pleased. In conversation with some friends, a prominent Boston man told of his sufferings from rheumatism and ner- vousness, and, one of his friends gave him some advice, which will be men- tioned later and which has proven to be of incalculable value. To successfully act on this advice, it was necessary to make a trip of over 2,000 mlies, but he undertook it and now thanks his friend for the advice, as he finds himself fully re--? lieved of his old trouble and has re- turned to his home feeling able to cope with his business demands, a new man. , The advice given was to go to "Hot Springs," South Dakota, and there take the baths and enjoy the finest cli- mate of any health resort in America. If this man was satisfied after mak- ing a long trip, those residing within a few hundred miles and similarly af- flicted can certainly afford to try it or rather an't afford to neglect to try it Ask any agent of the North-Weste- rn Line for full particulars, or write J. R. BUCHANAN, General Passenger Agent F. E. & M. V. R. R., Omaha. Nea. Dr. Frankland always wore spec- tacles. One day on Ludgate Hill a porter passing him was nearly pushed off the pavement by an unintentional motion of the uoctor. The fellow, with characteristic insolence, exclaimed: "Damn your spectacles!" Frankland, smiling, observed: "It is not the first time they have saved my eyes." Try Magnetic Starch It will last longer than any other. Maurice Barrymore's wit Is far-fame- d, but a neat little witticism at his expense was Augustus Thomas' laconic criticism of one of Barrymore's plays. The playwright had been mercilessly picking flaws in the actor's drama until the good natured "Barry" winced. "Oh, come, tfuti." he inter- rupted, "don't be quite so hard, if its not an 'AlatianEi.' Just remember that I wrote it in a week. "Did you, Barry?" retorted Thomas; "Then you must have loafed." Iatportaat Iaveatioaa. Patents have been allowed upon ap- plications prepared and prosecuted by us for interesting subjects as follows: To C. W. Cross, of Grinnell, for an auxiliary air heater adapted to be con- nected with a stove in such a manner that it will receive and direct the pro- ducts of combustion and aid in warm- ing and circulating air in a room, as required to maintain a uniform tem- perature, by admitting cool air at its botcm, heating it and discharging it at lis top. An undivided half is assigned to W. S. More of same place. To J. Morgan, of Atlantic for a plant planting machine adapted to be ad- vanced across a field by horses to set out cabbage and tobacco plants in rows at regular distances apart. A boy on the machine hands plants in succession to automatic plant holders on a wheel and as the wheel revolves it places the plants in a furrow in ad- vance of the wheel by a furrow opener and furrow closers immediately cover the roots and rollers pack the ground around the roots. An undivided half has been assigned to E. Whitney, of Chicago. Printed consultation and advice free. THOMAS G. ORWIG & CO., Registered Patent Attorneys. Des Moines, Iowa, Dec. 27, 1899. Requirements for pullic school teachings in Alabama are very simple. Applicants for third grae certificates, which allow the holder to teach for two years, are obliged to be exam- ined in arithmetic only through frac- tions, and in geography only through the primary grade. Wlater Excarsloaa. The Southern Pacific Company and its connections operate the best first and second-clas- s service to California, Arizona, Texas and Mexico. Through Pullman Palace Sleepers and Tourist Sleepers from all principal eastern points. Personally conducted Tourist Excursions from Cincinnati, Louisville. St Louis, Chicago. St Paul. Minne- apolis, Des Moines, Omaha. Kansas City. etc. For particulars and descrip- tive literature write W. G. Nelmyer. Genl Western Agent 238 Clark St. Chicago; W. H. Connor. Com'l Agent Chamber Commerce Bldg., Cincinnati, Ohio, or W. J. Berg. Trav. Pass Aft, 220 Ellicott Sq., Buffalo. N. Y. Booksellers in New York report an increased demand for Kipling's poetry since the announcement that General Lord Roberts is to take charge of the South African campaign for the Brit- ish: Kipling had more to do with obtaining recognition for General Rob-.ert- S. than anyone, with tiat poem of "Boba." This is the particular stof verses that purchasers of the Kipling . books want to read again. Yarn- - clothes will not crack if you Magnetic starch. The length of the world's railways is more than seventeen times the cir- cumference of the equator. r Sew IaveatloBs. Last week 459 patents were issued to United States inventors, and of (CI? 5i this number 37 per cent were either partly or en- tirely sold before they were issued. Amonest the prominent manufac- turing concerns who purchased patents were the following: Dempster Manufacturing Co., Des Moines, la., Fitzgerald Meat Tree Co., Chicago. m., . ( utuunuui lurpeao uun CO.. Chica go. I1L, Gates Iron Works. Chicago. III., Oakman Motor Vehicle Co., Chicago, HL. United Coke and Gas Co., Philadel- phia, Pa.. Page Woven Wire Fence Co., Adri- an. Mich., Nordlinger Fire Works Co.,' New York City. Vaughan Machine Co., Portland, Me.. Union Cash Register Mfg. Co.. Tren ton. N. J., lsventors desiring free Information as to the best methods of procuring aad protecting-patent- s should address Sates & Co., Patent Lawyers and So licitors, Bee Bldg., Omaha, Nea. BBBBBLr- - r Wv4 . - ".'-- . .jKfjfcjr" " m - - Vy S aN-- i tn . a ir jf . - CAMPFIEE SKETCHES. QOOD SHORT STORIES FOR THE VETERANS. Tfc at Fravt Oftea at Warit 'Wltkla. Mm Yarato at tha Kmb- j- Tfca Maacaca f i Caa you hear the guns far away across the seas. Can you see the flacs In the creepta' suxamer breese Can you read Joyous message that the signal sergeant wags, Caa you recognise the colors of the la-- teTralngled nags? Oh, one Is mostly Stars and Stripes, the other's mostly red , They floated once o'er foemea. now they float o'er friends instead And the Yankee man-o'-wa- rs men In a heathen land are seen To be standln' by the sailors of her Maj- esty, the Queen. "Johnny Bull" and "Brother Jonathan" side by side! I calculate the nations' eyes will open rather wide When they see the roarln' Lion and the screamln', scrheechin' Bird A'llnln' up together and tln for the word. Oh, the Czar may send an olive branch to all the different lands And the Pope may bless the universe with peaceful, outstretched hands. But there's greater benediction In the flrin' of the gun That reunites the mother and her long lost Yankee son. "M. B. K.1 The Kcglaaenral Dag. More than one regimental pet has entered Into the history of its country. In America the list is naturally headed by Old Abe, the Wisconsin eagle, which survived the fiercest battles of the civil war and lived to enjoy an honored old age in the eapltol of its native state. The armies of Europe have had many pets, among which should be remem- bered a poor dog which followed the eagles of Napoleon a thousand leagues and more to Moscow, but did not sur- vive the ruin of the Grand Army. A sergeant of the Imperial Guard tells of the dog's last battle. A few' days after the awful passage of the Beresina, I noticed a man marching in front of me much bent apparently overwhelmed by the weight of a burden which he bore on his shoulders. The burden was a dog. and the man was an old sergeant named Daubenton. I asked him if the dog were to eat "No," he answered, "I would rather eat Cos- sack. Don't you recognize Mouton, the regimental dog? His paws are frozen, and he can't walk any longer." Then he told me how he would have Joined the vanguard of the army which had recently been destroyed, if he had not been saved through his devotion to the dog. The evening of the day we had arrived at Wilna the poor dog had had his paws frozen, and this very morning the sergeant had decided to leave him to his fate. But poor Mouton got an idea that he was being deserted, and howled so plteously that the sergeant determined to take him. Hardly had he started, however, when the unfor- tunate dog fell forward on his nose, and Daubenton then fastened him across his shoulders over his knapsack. It was in this fashion that he rejoined the handful of men who formed the rear-gua- rd under Marshal Ney. Sud- denly, as we walked along, some one shouted, "Beware of the Cossacks" A melee ensued, and some of the en- emy bore directly toward us. Dauben- ton was fortunate enough to see the foremost of them in time to defend himself but Mouton, barking like a good dog, embarrassed his movements. The man wheeled round, but at a dis- tance, seeming to fear a musket-sh- ot As neither of us attempted to fire he inferred that we were without powder, and advancing upon Daubenton. he struck him a blow with his sword. Daubenton parried the blow with his musket but the man Instantly gave him a second one on the left shoulder. This blow hit poor Mouton on the head. The dog howled enough to break one's heart Although wounded, with frozen paws, he leaped off his master's back to run after the man; but being fastened to the straps of the knapsack, he pulled Daubenton down and I thought everything was over with him. I dragged myself on my knees about two steps ahead and took aim, but the priming of my gun did not burn. Then the man, shouting savagely, threw himself upon me, bdt I bad time'' to get under a wagon and present my bayonet at him. Meantime the dog, howling and barking.' was dragging off Daubenton sideways. Fortunately the sergeant was able to disentangle himself, and seizing his gun, he cried to me: "Doa't be frightened, don't stir!" He fired. The ball struck the Cossack under the right arm and he fell from his horse. A French soldier seized the animal by the bridle. "Stop, you ras- cal!" cried Daubenton. "That's my horse. I killed the fellow." But the other man escaped amid a rabble. Then Daubenton called out to me: "Look after Mouton! I am going after the horse." The last words were scarcely out of his mouth when more than four thousand stragglers of all nations came on me like a torrent separating me from him and from Mouton, and I never say them again. Telegraph Mea at the Front. S. Rudow, aged 55 years, telegraph operator, first company, United States signal corps, received his discharge papers last July at San Francisco. He was in town yesterday, says the Kan- sas City Star. "It's a saying among the boys over there that let a soldier cross a swamp or swim a river, the sec- ond man over Is the signal service operator, sending back a report of how it was done." remarked Rudrow, who proved as sharp as his appearance was odd. "If there's an advance of half a mile by the firing line the wire has been brought up and cut the Instru- ment attached and an operator is seat- ed at his little table sending dispatches to brigade headquarters describing the charge before the troops have stopped panting." "Do the signal service men at the front work in the trenches or Just behind the firing liner The gray old operator smiled. "Trenches? Non- sense. Right on the line, within 200 yards of the enemy, sitting at your little table sending dispatches for the colonel, the majors, the adjutant, or receiving orders. Oh, they shoot at you all right enough. Often they get ia behind and cut the wires. Some have been shot while climbing the poles. The colonels and regimental of- ficers are always right at the frontand brigade headquarters from one-ha- lf mile to one and a half miles in the rear. The operators take turns at the front Nearly everything in the sig- nal service is telegraphy. Once in a while the lass were used, but onlr jrhere we couldn't use the wire. That wasn't often, for we waded through swamps ap to the chest dragging the wire after us. There's no dashing about of courier aad orderlies carry-la- g orders as there was in the civil war. The telegraph does everything." A question about the signal service of the Filipinos caused Rudrow to be merry. "Well, yoo should see if he said. "They aent up rockets and built bonfires after Bight attacks. I sup- pose these annoanced great victories. I aever saw or heard of any other sig- nals by them." BMlg Gen. John F. Weston, the new com- missary general of the war depart- ment has a record for courage of which any army officer might be proud. A year or two after the close of the civil war, he was appointed a lieuten- ant in the regular army, and accom- panied Gen. Sheridan on an expedition against the Cheyenne Indians. It was during this campaign that an Incident occurred which was recently told by an army officer to a reporter for the Philadelphia Times. One evening, after we had gone into camp, a small herd of buffalo was sighted. The lieu- tenant had thrown oC his saddle and put aside his arms. He caught up his belt in which were revolver and knife, and leaped upon his bareback horse. After a race he caught up with a huge bull, and emptied his revolver into its side. The bull faced him. Weston was several miles from camp, and had no more cartridges. Determined not, to be laughed at he dismounted and drew his knife. He walked to one side of the bull, and the animal turned. He began to run, but the bull kept its low- ered head always toward him. He kept stopping and turning until the sweat poured from him. At last he man aged to get behind the bull, and with a leap landed upon its back. The buffalo, with a snort of terror, dashed forward in a mad, lumbering gallop. The sol- dier worked his way forward to the brute's shoulders, fastening his fingers in the mane, and began to hack away at the throat of the terror-strick- en buffalo. It took time, but finally the knife went through the hair and hide. The brute gave a wheezing, roaring cough and fell forward, plunging its nose into the earth and throwing the rider fifteen feet in front Weston was bruised and stunned, but the brute was beyond doing him any harm. Why Chines Armies Fall. In the Journal of the United Service Institution. Major A. E. J. Cavendish emphatically points out the vices of the Chinese military system. Much of the utter inefficiency of China's army, he thinks. Is explained by the native saying, "Do not use good steel to make a nail, nor take a good man to make a soldier," which is most thoroughly acted up to. The absence of nerves and the animal ferocitv of the China man admirably adapted him for the de liberate extermination which charac- terizes the suppression of a revolt but in real courage, the abnegation of self under danger, he Is woefully deficient; he will do much for pay; he will fight when his rage is roused, but bis pas- sion, violent as a typhoon, as quickly passes away. Major Cavendish thinks it small wonder that the Chinese troops refused to stand up to the Jap- anese when of the hundreds of thou- sands who since 1862 had been "drilled" with foreign weapons, not one in 60,000 had been taught their proper use. Musketry and artillery practice is limited generally to han- dling the weapon, and instruction in the use of rifles and field guns is not thought necessary; indeed, it is op- posed. It may be fairly doubted whether the English major has made out a good case against the Chinese as lacking in fighting qualities. If the efforts of the government have all been against the development of the warlike spirit, it Is not unnatural that the Chinese should be poor warriors. Sol- diers who are taught to go into battle carrying fans, as the Chinese did in the Japanese war, cannot reasonably be counted on as lacking courage. Ma- jor Cavendish has too often seen the beneficial result of discipline on ap- parently worthless material in the British army not to admit there is no telling to what a degree of military proficiency a generation or two of modern progressive government might not bring the Chinese. From the Ar- my and Navy Journal. A Perfect Dlaaer. Fletcher Robinson in Cassell's Maga- zine: "What would you call a perfect dinner, Mr. Joseph?" "I will tell you. One like that which I cooked for four American gentlemen, years back in Paris. They said, 'We leave the menu to you, M. Joseph,' and so I gave them this: First a simple pot a feu; to fol- low that a dish I had just invented and which I called pommes de Geor- gette. It was a good dish. I had given it that title after a play, 'Geor- gette,' written by M. Victorien Sardou. He received the Legion of Honor, but his play does not run today. I did not receive the ribbon, but people still eat my dish. Bah! What does it matter? Well, as I was saying, they had pommes de Georgette, and after that a whole woodcock each. To fol- low the woodcock peaches." "Peaches a la Cardinal?" I suggested. "No, mon- sieur," said the great chef sternly. "Ripe peaches, such as the bon Dieu made them. What he has fashioned so sweet and pure the good cook will not dare to touch." "Did they enjoy the dinner?" I asked after a moment's silence. "The next night those four gentlemen appeared and cried with one voice, 'M. Joseph, the same dinner again!' For six nights they came, without wishing a change, and they might be doing so still, monsieur, if they had not been forced to return tc America." The Ceaaas of Geraaaay. The Times publishes a careful analy- sis of the German census taken on June 14, 1895, from which It appears that the population amounted on that day to 51,770,000, of whom 25,400,000 were males, and 26,360,000 females, the excess of females being, therefore, nearly 1,000.000. This population In- creases at the rate of a little more than 1,000,000 a year, for which new means of maintenance, education and housing must be provided. The rush is, of course, to the towns, the general urban population having increased since 1882 by 36 per cent, while the population of towns with more than. 100,000 persons had more than doubled. Of the total. 8,292,000 are occupied in agriculture, 8,281,000 In industry, 2,238,000 in trade, 794,000 in profes- sions, 631,000 as soldiers and sailors, and 1,339,000 as servants. The pro- portion of servants is the lowest in the census-takin- g world, not half the proportion in Great Britain. The Catholics are about a third of the population, while of the whole com- mercial class 5.71 per cent are Jews. London Spectator. Kscas fraaa tha Jaagle. The Crocodile "If there's anything I hate it's a musical monkey. That's the third time that ape has waked me up galloping ap and down my back." The Ibis "What does he do it for?" The Crocidile "Said he was only practicing the scales." New York Press. Fariniiarsi, A bulletin of the Teaaesaee Expert- - t Station says: Farmers should make their awn are at home, by growing;.;feed, feediag it to milch cows or other-stoc- aad saving the manure. .They "should by all means produce their own nltro-geno- ns fertilizers by growing legumin- ous plants, which catch and fix the ni- trogen of the air, as explaiaed in Press Bulletin 1. The good farmer will do this and will thus never aeed to buy any fertilizer unless it is phosphate aad potash. If they will buy fertiliz- ers there is no mystery or difficulty about mixing them at home. Nitrogen costs 12 to 15 cents a pound in fertil- isers. Manufacturers prepare them by mixing with acid phosphate some source of nitrogen, like tankage, dried blood, or cotton seed meal, and a pot- ash compound like muriate of pot- ash or kanite. Why may not the farmer mix them for himself? is a question frequently asked of the Ten- nessee Agricultural Experiment Sta- tion. The station always mixes fer- tilizers for its own use, and any farmer can do the same as follows: Use as the basis for your mixture acid phos- phate made from the Tennessee rock. It is the highest grade and the cheap- est phosphate we have. It should be bad anywhere in 'lennessee for 812 a ton or less, and should contain 16 to 18 per cent available phosphoric acid. For potash use muriate of potash, con- taining 50 per cent potash. It costs, ia Tennessee, 842 to 45. . Two classes of mixtures are sold: 1. Mixtures of acid phosphate and potash can be prepared thus: Take 1850 pounds of Tennessee acid phos- phate, 150 pounds muriate of potash, and mix thoroughly. At the above prices a ton of the mixture will cost about 814.25, and will contain at least 13.5 per cent available phosphoric acid and 3.5 per cent potash. It is the best fertilizer for cow-pea- s, grasses and for- age plants generally, corn and wheat and makes a fine compost with ma- nure. 2. So-call- ed complete fertilizers may be prepared by mixing proper amounts of acid phosphates, potash and "am-moniate- s," as the substances supply- ing nitrogen are called. Here is a good mixture made with "tankage." or dried animal matter from the slaughter houses, which contain 7 per cent nitro- gen and 12 per cent available phos- phoric acid, and costing 820 a ton. . Any of these can be easily mixed on the barn floor or a smooth, dry place, by breaking all the lumps, and sprink- ling out first a thin layer of one and then of another ingredient until the whole is laid out Shovel together until very thoroughly mixed and put through a sand screen. Can you not afford to mix your own fertilizers for from 15 to 810 a ton? Agents are run- ning over the country selling formulas for fertilizers not half as good as the above, for 35 a recipe. The Color Fad. If the brood sow does not come in heat you may know that she Is not in good condition, says the Farmer. If a litter has just been weaned, feed her liberally, and in a few days she will breed. As a rule it is not best to breed her the first time she comes in heat after weaning the pigs. The prob- abilities are that she has not sufficient- ly recovered from the strain on her system to do well. The litter from coupling at this time would likely be few in number. The sow to give the best return should be in fine condition when bred, making improvement each day. It is not reasonable to expect' much from a sow running down in flesh and in low condition; yet sows are often bred that ara but little more than walking skeletons, and are ex- pected to produce thrifty pigs. Farm Vegetables. The fresh, crisp, juicy and finely flavored products of the farm garden may be set down as one of the most attractive things in farm life. The farmer may not appre- ciate these products as greatly as do the people of the towns, who see only stale, wilted, discolored and generally vegetables in the mar- -' kets. The farmer who will not give a thought to his lettuce or his onions or his green, or other vegetable, because he is accustomed to them in their most' attractive state, would find a new in- terest in such things, could he return to them after a visit to a city and a: diet on vegetables in the usual city condition. The farmer at home is master of his own supplies of vege- tables, and he misses one of the best things within his reach when he fails to secure for himself and his family a large garden growing a variety of ex- -, cellent and wholesome vegetables. Ex- - Our "Butter" in Cuba. American butter sells for less in the Cuban mar- ket than butter from France, Holland and Denmark. And yet American but- ter is generally better than that com- ing from the other countries. The trouble Is that oleomargarine and-othe- r Imitations are sold in Cuba as American butter. It is precisely the same dishonest methods which have so greatly injured the American butter trade in Europe. When our govern- ment stops this fraudulent trade, American butter and cheese will sell again in the markets of the world at prices as high as similar articles from other countries. This dishonest prac- tice on the part of exporters not only disgraces the United States, but it takes millions of dollars annually out of the farmers' pockets, by depreciat- ing the value of their products. Phil- adelphia Press. Storing Onions. Onions, unless they have been properly prepared, are diff- icult to keep, but properly ripened off, dug at the right season and dried as they should be, they will keep well. The temperature must be low and the air dry, as in a warm, moist atmos- phere they soon grow and are spoiled. If I had onions to store, not knowing how they had been dried, I should sub- ject them to 100 degrees heat for sev- eral days, which has almost the effect" of kiln drying. Then place in shallow, slatted boxes, plied one above another, in a cellar well ventilated and kept just above freezing. If this way is not practicable they can be kept in a build- ing away from fire, stored In a bin which has a thick lining and covering of chaff and fine bay. VIck's Maga- zine. The Prickly Pear. The Oputia. grown in Sicily, produce delicious fruits in great abundance, often ten tons per acre. In Almeria, Spain.aa high as fifteen tons of fruits are sosae-tim- es produced. In Sicily tbe well-ripen- ed prickly pears are really delici- ous, and these improved varieties should be tried in all the southern and southwestern states. Some of these best sorts have been obtained and will be distributed to the experiment sta- tions for trial. Have the wool in good condition without any tags in the fleeces. 1 f 4 I Z I 1 On ono occaslea the.Friace of Wales visited a Hindoo school in Madras. The youngsters had been drilled into the proporiety of saying, "Tour royal highness" should the prince speak to them, and when the heir-appare- nt ac- costed a bright-eye- d lad, and, pointing to a primatic compass, asked, "What is this?" the youngster, all in a flutter, replied: "It's a royal compass, your prismatic highness." Egypt and the Soudan have now 2,014 miles of railways; tbe line from Boeber to Kassala and Suakim Is un- der way of construction. The December Atlantic might in same senses almost be called a Chicago num- ber, for three of the most striking and salient articles are by Chicago authors. Harriet Monroe's "The Grand Canon of the Colorado" is a brilliant and effec- tive sketch of nature and natural scenery; Mrs. Ella W. Peattie's lively "The Artistic Side of Chicago" pic- tures the aesthetic, artistic, educa- tional, and literary features of the great city, while the short story "The Detectives," by Will Payne, is a capital example of the power of Chicago writ- ers in romantic fiction. Chicago has reason to be proud of her contributions to this number of the representative magazines of America. THE GRIP CUBE THAT DOES CURE. Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets removes tbe cause tbat produces La Grippe. . W. Grove's signature Is on eack box. 25a That virtue which requires to be ever guarded is scarcely worth the sentinel. Mrs. Wiaslew's Soothing Syraw. For cbttdrea taethlaa. softens tbe robis, reduce ZJcabotUa- - What the conversation wanted in wit was made up in laughter. Reliable Help Wanted (Either x.) Tbe Humnltarla Home and Sanitar- ium for Invalids and Health Keekers. Incorporated. Send 12c In atampa for full information. Address J. H. Teltlebaum, Treasurer. East Las Veins, X. M. Premature consolation is but the re- membrance of sorrow. Magnetic Starch is the very best laundry starch in the world. I felt a secret pleasure in doing my duty without reward. Baker's Breakfast Cocea hi delicious. Costs less than one cent a cup. Made oaly by Walter Baker & Co. Ltd.. Dorchester. Mass. He had not resolution enough to give any man pain by a denial. There is more Catarrh m this section of the country thaa all other diseases put together, and until the last few years was supposed to be incurable. For a great many years doctors pro- nounced it a local disease, and prescribed local remedies, and by constantly failing to cure with local treatment, pronounced it incurable. Science has proven catarrh to be a constitu- tional disease, and therefore requires consti- tutional treatment Hall's Catarrh Cure, man- ufactured by F. J. Cheney &. Co.. Toledo. Ohio, is the only constitutional cure on the market. It is taken internally in doses from 10 drops to a teaspoonfuL It acts directly upon the blood and mucous surfaces of tbe system. They offer one hundred dollars for any case it fails tocure. Send for circulars and testimonials. Address F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo. Ohio. Sold by Druggists. 73c Hall's Family Pills are the best. Good counsel rejected returns to en- rich the giver's bosom. Those little rubs which Providence sends to enhance the value of its favors. If you have not tried Magnetic Starch try it now. You will then use no other. The constantly increasing business of the B. & O. R. R. has necessitated very material additions to the tele- graph service. During the past year nearly 2,000 miles of copper wire, 166 pounds to the mile, have been strung. New lines have been placed in service between Baltimore and Pittsburg. Bal- timore 'and Pankersburg, Newark. O. to Chicago. Philadelphia to Newark. Philadelphia to Cumberland and Cum- berland to Grafton. During the sum- mer several of these wires were anad-ruplex- ed between Baltimore and Cum- berland and duplexed we3t The January Century will contain a poem by Rudyard Kipling, "In the Matter of One Compass." Dr. Mitch- ell's story, "The Autobiography of a Quack," ends in that issue, but another serial by Dr. Mitchell will begin in the March number. It is called "Dr. North and His Friends," and one who has read the manuscript calls it "an epit- ome of the science, culture and com- mon sense of the nineteenth century." In Connecticut the percentage of criminal population to the thousand inhabitants has fallen steadily from 2.48 in 1896 to 2.33 in the present year. Try eraln-o-! Try Praia at Ask your grocer today to show you a package of GRAIN-- O, the new food drink that takes the place of offee. The children may drink it without in- jury as well as the adult. All who try it, like It GRAIN-- O has that rich seal brown of Mocha or Java, but it is made from pure grains, and the most delicate stomach receives it without distress. One-four- th the price of coffee. 15c and 25c. per package. Sold by au grocers. Opium eating is described as mak- ing serious ravages anions; the work- ing people in the fen district of Hantz and Cambridgeshire, in England. AMERICA SAYS SO. The Entire Country is on the Move. Csscarets Candy Cathartic Did It.aei Record a PkeaosKcal Victory. Five MHltos Loxes Said Last Year. From every part of America comes the news that sufferers from constipation have found relief in Cascarets Candy Ca- thartic, the wonderful modern scientific laxative and intestinal tonic. Cascarets are figuratively and literally In every- body's mouth. Thousands have tried Cas- carets with the most pleasant and ef- fective results, and voluntarily testify to their experiences. Here are a few ex- tracts from some of the letters: "I have been using: Cascarets for head- ache and constipation and have received great bcnctlt from them." Mrs. M. Gao- ler. 512 Larrabee St.. Chicago. "I have been taking Cascarets for over a month and find them Just the thing for constipation." Albert B. Burt, 70 Main St., Andover, Mass. "I am using Cascarets and have never found anything so satisfactory." Mrs. C. W. Durrant. 57 Emerson St., Buffalo, N. Y. "I have taken Cascarets and chearfully recommend thenvto all my friends." Mrs. G. J. Gradwell. Frugality. Pa. "Cascarets are fine for biliousness and malaria and are so pleasant to take." Mrs. Mary Cummlngs, Maud. Oklahoma. "I Use Cascarets In my family and find them all you recommend them to be." E. L. Irvln. Cor. Mead and Railroad, Mead-vill- e. Pa. "You can safely add appendicitis to tho list of diseases that Cascarets will benefit or cure." Eunice J. Smith, Rich Valley, Ohio.- - "I have used Cascarets; there Is noth- ing better for constipation." Benj. Pas- sage. Knlghtstown, Ind. "Cascarets are all right. They have cured me of constipation, and I never ex- pected anything would." Charles H. Nye, Lock Box 395. Cincinnati. Ohio. "I am so thankful for voiir r.nrar.t. They are better than any medeclne I ever used." Mrs. M. Rew. Lacelle. Iowa. "I do not hesitate to sav that Pairs. .rets is tbe very best medicine ever placed before the people." Andrew' "Woodruff. Daysville. NT Y. "Cascarets are the best cathartic I ever used." Tom Holt. Wellwood. Manitoba. "I have tried your Cascarets and I want to tell you they are just splendid." John Wiegmtnk.- - Box 961. Allegan. Mich. We could fill the whole paper with ex- pressions like the above. Thousands of similar recognitions of the merits of Cas- carets have been volunteered and prove that this delightful laxative, so pleasant of taste, so mild and yet effective, has secured a firmly established place In the hearts of the people. Go buy and try Cascarets yourself to-.d- ay. All druggists. 10c. 25c, 50c. Booklet and sample free. Address Sterling Rem- edy Company. Chicago or New York. This Is the CASCARET tab. Ia ri.Mr tK1.t.. .ft... Mnl.. IT (f 1 I senuine Cascarets bears tha VbUfltl magic letters "C C C." Look SJ at tne taoiet Derore you ouy. and beware of frauds, imlta I tions ana substitutes. I Robert Hilllard, the ector, brought a young Englishwoman to see "El Capitan." She was much impressed with De Wolf Hopper, and resaarked: "What a charming man your Mr. Hop- per is. Tell me, is he married?" "Been married three times," was the reply. "Three times!" she repeated; "and they are all three dead?" "No," was the answer; "divorced." "Ah!" she rejoined, "I see; he is a There is no character more con- temptible than a man who is a for- tune hunter. - ., . A Bright Owtlook. La Porte. Texas, is now attracting the attention of the business men of the United States and during 1900 great interest will be manifested in it Owing to an advantageous natural lo- cation it is destined to enjoy a growth in. commercial manufacturing and shipping interests which millions of dollars in advertising and years of en- ergetic promotion could not give it were it not so favored by nature. Men of affairs with large experience In the upbuilding of cities are predicting a future for La Porte which if but half realized will make it the greatest sea- port on the Gulf of Mexico and indeed one of 'the principal seaports of the United States as well as a city of great importance in the manufacturing, rail- road and commercial world. It is at the head of Galveston Bay in tbe cele- brated coast country of Texas and has a summer and winter climate which makes it a resort for travelers the year round. The farming land surrounding it 13 as fine as any in the United States. The days of courtship are the most happy of our lives. For starching fine linen use Magnetic Starch. Finery is unbecoming in us who want the means of decency. Piso's Care for Consumption is the onlr cough medicino used in my house. D. 0. Albright, Mifflinburg, l'a., Dec 11, '& Offences are easily pardoned when there is love at the bottom. Use Magnetic Starch it has no equal. Mortifications are often more pain- ful than calamities. None but the guilty can be long and complacently miserable. rSwsTi rorxiaroiiTi iwATSXTwrrciwrTOMSSsa qli'tift jiw m nOtlti'tKUMUtiH.fcU Ht.HUW.Utib.M tMnrti lignum lit t tti"tM"wM-t- wmmnn m hh w.ibiu himhi nir AVgeiaUePrcpatalionforAs-sinflatin- g feeFoodandBegula-fagrjKStDssiriBarilBovrel- sof Promotes DigeslIon.CheerfuF-nessandltest.Contai- ns neither Opiimiforplune norIiiieraL Not Narc otic . UmpecfOUJirSSKtiELmCMR AmxeSm Aperfecl Remedy forConslipa-lio- n , Sour Stotnach.Diarrinea Worms .Convulsions .Feverish-nes- s and Loss of Sleep. Facsimile Signature of NEW YOHK. exact copy or wrapper. SAVE YOUR tin tags email on under side of tag). and are value and may be woman and child can find on would like to can have iA TAOS. i jaaicn Box....... ................... . Si 5 Kn'fe, one blade. aoot stee! SI 8 Stridors. 4 mche 23 24 4 Child's Set. Knife. 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If recetred brninn rr before Ma-r- h SUBSTANTIAL be made by every of La Porte property. First general In Febru-ar- r. lfCj. La Porte. Is destined tbe future jfreatest the Uulf of Mexico-- farmer, merchant of United States of the River N directly Interested In La Porte. A small invest- ment return proflt-;- . for FREE FoMtr. Maps Art took la .COMPANY, IS8 Madiaon St., ARTERSIMK Grow with ic ,,i"tefTl-iJIMTsEltWll- K. Am extraordinary phenomenon has been noticed with to trees in a street ia Brasses, since the installatkm of tbe electric tram cars. The foliage begins to turn brown and drop early la to bud and even blossom again in The trees on the opposite side of the tram- way like ordinary trees, fot they lose their foliage in the late au- tumn and do not put forth fresh blos- soms until the spring. The nakedness of the indigent world might be clothed from tbe trimmings of the vain. JaSdasWaSifiBBm W5bbbWw flw PI n Acts gently on the Kidneys, Liver and Bowels ClEAnses the System . SvCt F 1 I a I I w ' - -- rtibL OVERCOMES Ijrj9Cl 5 hABrruAiCo PERMANENTLY "'Keff1 OUT VHC GENUINE MMTD y (AUI?RNIAfrC,SYRVP(& RV. " .vrt rca ssu n ah crus&sri rot soe rta tome. CASTOIIA For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the yJi Signature of AM .pbil M In MaaaL H aaaal aM! Up Vse for Over Thirty Years CUSTOM tmc cctrraun compikt. niw vona city. STAR "Star" (showing stars printed "Horse Shoe." "J.T.," "Good Luck," "Cross Bow," "Drummond" Natural Leaf Tin Tags of equal in securing presents mentioned below, assorted. Every man, something the list that they have,, and quad- ruple "Association," EXPIRES OpCCIdl caportor manufacturer Mississippi AMERICAN regard chestnut August, October. behave --,izJV- ; TIN TABS TM1S. Clock, Cai?nlsr, The rroora-'- r. Bnromwtwr W Gun nuw. leath- -. no inarfe. 500 livolver. automatic, double action. 23 or 88 caliber Tool Set. not playthings, bit: real tool . ....... 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Page 1: Columbus journal (Columbus, Neb.). (Columbus, NE) 1900-01 ... · "I wish yoa a happy--New " Tear. Vic-toria, R. I."--" Professor Frederick von Martens, ... In conversation with some

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'parks aad while in office he did much--to aM legislation in that regard. Onone occasion he said to a number, ofprominent men at Albany: "Whatwe need now to to hare a counsel for

. the forest -- commission." "A coun-

sel?" inquired a country member;"what has the forest been commit- -

' ting that it should need a counsel?".

.The longest continuous run of a rail--way train in: Europe is that from Earia'to Constantinople, 1.921 miles, in slxtj;--four and a quarter hours. ' !

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':".90Uhtr can poor, nseak. thin bbod'moorish and smatainthe physical system.'&r strength of naves and modes theremost be pore, rich, vigorous blood.

' Hood's SvsaparSU is established Ms the' standard preparation for the bbod by Us

many remarkable cures.

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' The dullest fellow may learn to be"comical for a night or ttro.

Half Rate Scat via Oaaaaa aa4 St. . Loala aad Wabaafc Koalas.

On the 1st and 3rd Tuesday of each- month the above lines will sell home-seeke-rs

tickets to southern points for. one fare (plus $2.00) round trip.". WINTER TOlJRIoi RATES now

on sale to Hot Springs, Ark., and all'the winter resorts at greatly RE-

DUCED RATES.' Remember the O. & St lu and Wa- -vbash, the shortest and quickest route

to St. Louis.o Remember the O. 4 St L and O.,K. C. & E. Is the shortest route ioQuincy. Unexcelled service to KansasCity and the south.

"For. rates, sleeping car accommoda-

tion and all information ca-- i at theQUINCY ROUTE OFFICE. 1415 Far--nam St (Paxton Hotel block) or writeHarry E. Moores, City Passenger andTicket Agent, Omaha, Neb.

Aspiring beggary is wrietchednessItself. "

If OUWI.inretira this coipos tad threeone cent stamps to the J. C.Ayer Co., Lowell, Mass.. joi.will receive ia retirn a copy ofthe 20th Ccatary Year Boole

Tkis is not aa ordinary alrnmac.

bat a handsome book, copiouslyillustrated, aad sold for 5 centsoa all news-stand- s. (We simplyallow yoo the two cents yonspead in postage for sending.)

Great men have written forthe Year Book. In it is summed

ap tke progress of the :9th cea-tsr- y.

Ia eack important line ofwork aad tkongkt tke greatestliving specialist kas recountedtke events aad advances of tkepast ceatary aad kas prophesiedwkat we may expect of tke next.

Among tke most noted ofoar coatribstors are:

Secretary of Agriculture Wilson, onAgriculture; Senator Chauncey M.Depew, on Politics ; Russell Sage, onFinance; Thomas Edison, on Elec-tricity; Dr. Madison Peters, on Re-ligion; General Merritt, on Land War-fare; Admiral Hichbom, on NavalWarfare; "Al" Smith, on Sports, eta;making a complete review of the wholefield of human endeavor and progress.

Eack article is beaatifally and

appropriately illastrated, and tkewkole makes an iavalaable bookof reference, uaeqaaled any-

where for tke money.

Address J. C Area Co, Lowell, Mass.

"AGENTS WANTEDTo tell the products of

TIE SWME VACCIIE CO.OF WYMORE, NEB.

Swioe plains or hog cholera aeceasfally treated7 tnoeralatloa. We care 85 per rent of sick koga

and reader veil fcoca Immune by oar proceM.,. For farther pattlcalars call on or r.ddress

. Tfct SwIm Vmonm ., Wptre, Neb.

DR. SETH ARNOLD'Sfeu stood the test or SO years AAIIAUand is still the Heat Coach UUUKHo

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Queen Victoria's caocolaie Is of forSouth Africa. Seven railways pre Jfor the honor of carrying; it to Soath-ampto- a.

where it was taken abbard-ahl- p.

The design was rhossa ETAOship. The design of the boxes contain-ing the chocolate was chosen by thequeen." The background is red, andthen is a border of blue. Oa theleft is the monogram V. R. L, sur-mounted by a crown. In the centerthere is a bust of her majesty, and onthe right are the words. "South Af-rica." Below, in fac-simi-w of theqaeea'8 handwriting the words:"I wish yoa a happy-- New

" Tear. Vic-toria, R. I." -- "

Professor Frederick von Martens,who holds the chair of internationallaw in the St Petersburg university, isa noted liagaist and author, and atthe Venezuela arbitration conferenceia Paris, where he read the decisionof the commission, he 'had a pleasaatfashion of addressing each delegate iahis own language. One of the Eng-lish jurists wondered how the profes-sor was able to keep up his knowledgeof so many modern tongues. The pro-

fessor replied: "It is self defense.You see in case I lose mv chair 1 wishto be prepared for any offer you for-eigners may make."

A Botioa Sfaa Pleased.In conversation with some friends,

a prominent Boston man told of hissufferings from rheumatism and ner-vousness, and, one of his friends gavehim some advice, which will be men-tioned later and which has provento be of incalculable value.

To successfully act on this advice,it was necessary to make a trip ofover 2,000 mlies, but he undertook itand now thanks his friend for theadvice, as he finds himself fully re--?

lieved of his old trouble and has re-turned to his home feeling able tocope with his business demands, anew man. ,

The advice given was to go to "HotSprings," South Dakota, and theretake the baths and enjoy the finest cli-

mate of any health resort in America.If this man was satisfied after mak-

ing a long trip, those residing withina few hundred miles and similarly af-

flicted can certainly afford to try itor rather an't afford to neglect totry it

Ask any agent of the North-Weste- rn

Line for full particulars, or writeJ. R. BUCHANAN,

General Passenger AgentF. E. & M. V. R. R., Omaha. Nea.

Dr. Frankland always wore spec-tacles. One day on Ludgate Hill aporter passing him was nearly pushedoff the pavement by an unintentionalmotion of the uoctor. The fellow, withcharacteristic insolence, exclaimed:"Damn your spectacles!" Frankland,smiling, observed: "It is not the firsttime they have saved my eyes."

Try Magnetic Starch It will lastlonger than any other.

Maurice Barrymore's wit Is far-fame- d,

but a neat little witticism athis expense was Augustus Thomas'laconic criticism of one of Barrymore'splays. The playwright had beenmercilessly picking flaws in the actor'sdrama until the good natured "Barry"winced. "Oh, come, tfuti." he inter-rupted, "don't be quite so hard, if itsnot an 'AlatianEi.' Just rememberthat I wrote it in a week. "Did you,Barry?" retorted Thomas; "Then youmust have loafed."

Iatportaat Iaveatioaa.Patents have been allowed upon ap-

plications prepared and prosecuted byus for interesting subjects as follows:

To C. W. Cross, of Grinnell, for anauxiliary air heater adapted to be con-nected with a stove in such a mannerthat it will receive and direct the pro-ducts of combustion and aid in warm-ing and circulating air in a room, asrequired to maintain a uniform tem-perature, by admitting cool air at itsbotcm, heating it and discharging it atlis top. An undivided half is assignedto W. S. More of same place.

To J. Morgan, of Atlantic for a plantplanting machine adapted to be ad-vanced across a field by horses to setout cabbage and tobacco plants inrows at regular distances apart. Aboy on the machine hands plants insuccession to automatic plant holderson a wheel and as the wheel revolvesit places the plants in a furrow in ad-vance of the wheel by a furrow openerand furrow closers immediately coverthe roots and rollers pack the groundaround the roots. An undivided halfhas been assigned to E. Whitney, ofChicago.

Printed consultation and advice free.THOMAS G. ORWIG & CO.,

Registered Patent Attorneys.Des Moines, Iowa, Dec. 27, 1899.

Requirements for pullic schoolteachings in Alabama are very simple.Applicants for third grae certificates,which allow the holder to teach fortwo years, are obliged to be exam-ined in arithmetic only through frac-tions, and in geography only throughthe primary grade.

Wlater Excarsloaa.The Southern Pacific Company and

its connections operate the best firstand second-clas- s service to California,Arizona, Texas and Mexico. ThroughPullman Palace Sleepers and TouristSleepers from all principal easternpoints. Personally conducted TouristExcursions from Cincinnati, Louisville.St Louis, Chicago. St Paul. Minne-apolis, Des Moines, Omaha. KansasCity. etc. For particulars and descrip-tive literature write W. G. Nelmyer.Genl Western Agent 238 Clark St.Chicago; W. H. Connor. Com'l AgentChamber Commerce Bldg., Cincinnati,Ohio, or W. J. Berg. Trav. Pass Aft,220 Ellicott Sq., Buffalo. N. Y.

Booksellers in New York report anincreased demand for Kipling's poetrysince the announcement that GeneralLord Roberts is to take charge of theSouth African campaign for the Brit-ish: Kipling had more to do withobtaining recognition for General Rob-.ert- S.

than anyone, with tiat poem of"Boba." This is the particular

stof verses that purchasers of theKipling. books want to read again.

Yarn- - clothes will not crack if youMagnetic starch.

The length of the world's railwaysis more than seventeen times the cir-cumference of the equator.

r Sew IaveatloBs.Last week 459 patents

were issued to UnitedStates inventors, and of(CI? 5i this number 37 per centwere either partly or en-tirely sold before theywere issued. Amonestthe prominent manufac-

turing concerns who purchased patentswere the following:

Dempster Manufacturing Co., DesMoines, la.,

Fitzgerald Meat Tree Co., Chicago.m., .

( utuunuui lurpeao uun CO.. Chicago. I1L,

Gates Iron Works. Chicago. III.,Oakman Motor Vehicle Co., Chicago,

HL.United Coke and Gas Co., Philadel-

phia, Pa..Page Woven Wire Fence Co., Adri-

an. Mich.,Nordlinger Fire Works Co.,' New

York City.Vaughan Machine Co., Portland,

Me..Union Cash Register Mfg. Co.. Tren

ton. N. J.,lsventors desiring free Information

as to the best methods of procuringaad protecting-patent- s should addressSates & Co., Patent Lawyers and Solicitors, Bee Bldg., Omaha, Nea.

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CAMPFIEE SKETCHES.

QOOD SHORT STORIES FOR THEVETERANS.

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at Fravt Oftea at Warit 'Wltkla.

Mm Yarato at tha Kmb-j-

Tfca Maacaca fi

Caa you hear the guns faraway across the seas.

Can you see the flacs In thecreepta' suxamer breese

Can you read Joyous message that thesignal sergeant wags,

Caa you recognise the colors of the la--teTralngled nags?

Oh, one Is mostly Stars and Stripes, theother's mostly red ,

They floated once o'er foemea. now theyfloat o'er friends instead

And the Yankee man-o'-wa- rs men In aheathen land are seen

To be standln' by the sailors of her Maj-esty, the Queen.

"Johnny Bull" and "Brother Jonathan"side by side!

I calculate the nations' eyes will openrather wide

When they see the roarln' Lion and thescreamln', scrheechin' Bird

A'llnln' up together and tln for theword.

Oh, the Czar may send an olive branchto all the different lands

And the Pope may bless the universewith peaceful, outstretched hands.

But there's greater benediction In theflrin' of the gun

That reunites the mother and her longlost Yankee son.

"M. B. K.1

The Kcglaaenral Dag.More than one regimental pet has

entered Into the history of its country.In America the list is naturally headedby Old Abe, the Wisconsin eagle, whichsurvived the fiercest battles of the civilwar and lived to enjoy an honored oldage in the eapltol of its native state.The armies of Europe have had manypets, among which should be remem-bered a poor dog which followed theeagles of Napoleon a thousand leaguesand more to Moscow, but did not sur-vive the ruin of the Grand Army. Asergeant of the Imperial Guard tells ofthe dog's last battle. A few' days afterthe awful passage of the Beresina, Inoticed a man marching in front of memuch bent apparently overwhelmedby the weight of a burden which hebore on his shoulders. The burdenwas a dog. and the man was an oldsergeant named Daubenton. I askedhim if the dog were to eat "No," heanswered, "I would rather eat Cos-sack. Don't you recognize Mouton, theregimental dog? His paws are frozen,and he can't walk any longer." Thenhe told me how he would have Joinedthe vanguard of the army which hadrecently been destroyed, if he had notbeen saved through his devotion to thedog. The evening of the day we hadarrived at Wilna the poor dog had hadhis paws frozen, and this very morningthe sergeant had decided to leave himto his fate. But poor Mouton got anidea that he was being deserted, andhowled so plteously that the sergeantdetermined to take him. Hardly hadhe started, however, when the unfor-tunate dog fell forward on his nose,and Daubenton then fastened himacross his shoulders over his knapsack.It was in this fashion that he rejoinedthe handful of men who formed therear-gua- rd under Marshal Ney. Sud-denly, as we walked along, some oneshouted, "Beware of the Cossacks"A melee ensued, and some of the en-

emy bore directly toward us. Dauben-ton was fortunate enough to see theforemost of them in time to defendhimself but Mouton, barking like agood dog, embarrassed his movements.The man wheeled round, but at a dis-tance, seeming to fear a musket-sh- ot

As neither of us attempted to fire heinferred that we were without powder,and advancing upon Daubenton. hestruck him a blow with his sword.Daubenton parried the blow with hismusket but the man Instantly gavehim a second one on the left shoulder.This blow hit poor Mouton on thehead. The dog howled enough tobreak one's heart Although wounded,with frozen paws, he leaped off hismaster's back to run after the man;but being fastened to the straps of theknapsack, he pulled Daubenton downand I thought everything was overwith him. I dragged myself on myknees about two steps ahead and tookaim, but the priming of my gun didnot burn. Then the man, shoutingsavagely, threw himself upon me, bdtI bad time'' to get under a wagon andpresent my bayonet at him.

Meantime the dog, howling andbarking.' was dragging off Daubentonsideways. Fortunately the sergeantwas able to disentangle himself, andseizing his gun, he cried to me:"Doa't be frightened, don't stir!" Hefired. The ball struck the Cossackunder the right arm and he fell fromhis horse. A French soldier seized theanimal by the bridle. "Stop, you ras-cal!" cried Daubenton. "That's myhorse. I killed the fellow." But theother man escaped amid a rabble. ThenDaubenton called out to me: "Lookafter Mouton! I am going after thehorse." The last words were scarcelyout of his mouth when more than fourthousand stragglers of all nationscame on me like a torrent separatingme from him and from Mouton, and Inever say them again.

Telegraph Mea at the Front.S. Rudow, aged 55 years, telegraph

operator, first company, United Statessignal corps, received his dischargepapers last July at San Francisco. Hewas in town yesterday, says the Kan-sas City Star. "It's a saying amongthe boys over there that let a soldiercross a swamp or swim a river, the sec-ond man over Is the signal serviceoperator, sending back a report of howit was done." remarked Rudrow, whoproved as sharp as his appearance wasodd. "If there's an advance of half amile by the firing line the wire hasbeen brought up and cut the Instru-ment attached and an operator is seat-ed at his little table sending dispatchesto brigade headquarters describing thecharge before the troops have stoppedpanting." "Do the signal service menat the front work in the trenches orJust behind the firing liner The grayold operator smiled. "Trenches? Non-sense. Right on the line, within 200yards of the enemy, sitting at yourlittle table sending dispatches for thecolonel, the majors, the adjutant, orreceiving orders. Oh, they shoot atyou all right enough. Often they getia behind and cut the wires. Somehave been shot while climbing thepoles. The colonels and regimental of-ficers are always right at the frontandbrigade headquarters from one-ha- lf

mile to one and a half miles in therear. The operators take turns at thefront Nearly everything in the sig-nal service is telegraphy. Once in awhile the lass were used, but onlrjrhere we couldn't use the wire. Thatwasn't often, for we waded throughswamps ap to the chest dragging thewire after us. There's no dashingabout of courier aad orderlies carry-la- g

orders as there was in the civilwar. The telegraph does everything."A question about the signal service of

the Filipinos caused Rudrow to bemerry. "Well, yoo should see if hesaid. "They aent up rockets and builtbonfires after Bight attacks. I sup-pose these annoanced great victories.I aever saw or heard of any other sig-nals by them."

BMlgGen. John F. Weston, the new com-

missary general of the war depart-ment has a record for courage ofwhich any army officer might be proud.A year or two after the close of thecivil war, he was appointed a lieuten-ant in the regular army, and accom-panied Gen. Sheridan on an expeditionagainst the Cheyenne Indians. It wasduring this campaign that an Incidentoccurred which was recently told byan army officer to a reporter for thePhiladelphia Times. One evening,after we had gone into camp, a smallherd of buffalo was sighted. The lieu-tenant had thrown oC his saddle andput aside his arms. He caught up hisbelt in which were revolver and knife,and leaped upon his bareback horse.After a race he caught up with a hugebull, and emptied his revolver into itsside. The bull faced him. Weston wasseveral miles from camp, and had nomore cartridges. Determined not, to belaughed at he dismounted and drewhis knife. He walked to one side ofthe bull, and the animal turned. Hebegan to run, but the bull kept its low-ered head always toward him. He keptstopping and turning until the sweatpoured from him. At last he managed to get behind the bull, and with aleap landed upon its back. The buffalo,with a snort of terror, dashed forwardin a mad, lumbering gallop. The sol-

dier worked his way forward to thebrute's shoulders, fastening his fingersin the mane, and began to hack awayat the throat of the terror-strick- en

buffalo. It took time, but finally theknife went through the hair and hide.The brute gave a wheezing, roaringcough and fell forward, plunging itsnose into the earth and throwing therider fifteen feet in front Weston wasbruised and stunned, but the brute wasbeyond doing him any harm.

Why Chines Armies Fall.In the Journal of the United Service

Institution. Major A. E. J. Cavendishemphatically points out the vices ofthe Chinese military system. Much ofthe utter inefficiency of China's army,he thinks. Is explained by the nativesaying, "Do not use good steel to makea nail, nor take a good man to make asoldier," which is most thoroughlyacted up to. The absence of nervesand the animal ferocitv of the Chinaman admirably adapted him for the deliberate extermination which charac-terizes the suppression of a revolt butin real courage, the abnegation of selfunder danger, he Is woefully deficient;he will do much for pay; he will fightwhen his rage is roused, but bis pas-sion, violent as a typhoon, as quicklypasses away. Major Cavendish thinksit small wonder that the Chinesetroops refused to stand up to the Jap-anese when of the hundreds of thou-sands who since 1862 had been"drilled" with foreign weapons, notone in 60,000 had been taught theirproper use. Musketry and artillerypractice is limited generally to han-dling the weapon, and instruction inthe use of rifles and field guns is notthought necessary; indeed, it is op-posed. It may be fairly doubtedwhether the English major has madeout a good case against the Chinese aslacking in fighting qualities. If theefforts of the government have all beenagainst the development of the warlikespirit, it Is not unnatural that theChinese should be poor warriors. Sol-diers who are taught to go into battlecarrying fans, as the Chinese did inthe Japanese war, cannot reasonablybe counted on as lacking courage. Ma-jor Cavendish has too often seen thebeneficial result of discipline on ap-parently worthless material in theBritish army not to admit there is notelling to what a degree of militaryproficiency a generation or two ofmodern progressive government mightnot bring the Chinese. From the Ar-my and Navy Journal.

A Perfect Dlaaer.Fletcher Robinson in Cassell's Maga-

zine: "What would you call a perfectdinner, Mr. Joseph?" "I will tell you.One like that which I cooked for fourAmerican gentlemen, years back inParis. They said, 'We leave the menuto you, M. Joseph,' and so I gave themthis: First a simple pot a feu; to fol-low that a dish I had just inventedand which I called pommes de Geor-gette. It was a good dish. I hadgiven it that title after a play, 'Geor-gette,' written by M. Victorien Sardou.He received the Legion of Honor, buthis play does not run today. I didnot receive the ribbon, but people stilleat my dish. Bah! What does itmatter? Well, as I was saying, theyhad pommes de Georgette, and afterthat a whole woodcock each. To fol-low the woodcock peaches." "Peachesa la Cardinal?" I suggested. "No, mon-sieur," said the great chef sternly."Ripe peaches, such as the bon Dieumade them. What he has fashionedso sweet and pure the good cook willnot dare to touch." "Did they enjoythe dinner?" I asked after a moment'ssilence. "The next night those fourgentlemen appeared and cried with onevoice, 'M. Joseph, the same dinneragain!' For six nights they came,without wishing a change, and theymight be doing so still, monsieur, ifthey had not been forced to return tcAmerica."

The Ceaaas of Geraaaay.The Times publishes a careful analy-

sis of the German census taken onJune 14, 1895, from which It appearsthat the population amounted on thatday to 51,770,000, of whom 25,400,000were males, and 26,360,000 females, theexcess of females being, therefore,nearly 1,000.000. This population In-

creases at the rate of a little morethan 1,000,000 a year, for which newmeans of maintenance, education andhousing must be provided. The rushis, of course, to the towns, the generalurban population having increasedsince 1882 by 36 per cent, while thepopulation of towns with more than.100,000 persons had more than doubled.Of the total. 8,292,000 are occupied inagriculture, 8,281,000 In industry,2,238,000 in trade, 794,000 in profes-sions, 631,000 as soldiers and sailors,and 1,339,000 as servants. The pro-portion of servants is the lowest inthe census-takin- g world, not half theproportion in Great Britain. TheCatholics are about a third of thepopulation, while of the whole com-mercial class 5.71 per cent are Jews.London Spectator.

Kscas fraaa tha Jaagle.The Crocodile "If there's anything

I hate it's a musical monkey. That'sthe third time that ape has waked meup galloping ap and down my back."The Ibis "What does he do it for?"The Crocidile "Said he was onlypracticing the scales." New YorkPress.

Fariniiarsi,A bulletin of the Teaaesaee Expert- -

t Station says:Farmers should make their awn

are at home, by growing;.;feed,feediag it to milch cows or other-stoc-

aad saving the manure. .They "shouldby all means produce their own nltro-geno- ns

fertilizers by growing legumin-ous plants, which catch and fix the ni-

trogen of the air, as explaiaed in PressBulletin 1. The good farmer will dothis and will thus never aeed to buyany fertilizer unless it is phosphateaad potash. If they will buy fertiliz-ers there is no mystery or difficultyabout mixing them at home. Nitrogencosts 12 to 15 cents a pound in fertil-isers. Manufacturers prepare them bymixing with acid phosphate somesource of nitrogen, like tankage, driedblood, or cotton seed meal, and a pot-ash compound like muriate of pot-ash or kanite. Why may not thefarmer mix them for himself? is aquestion frequently asked of the Ten-nessee Agricultural Experiment Sta-tion. The station always mixes fer-tilizers for its own use, and any farmercan do the same as follows: Use asthe basis for your mixture acid phos-phate made from the Tennessee rock.It is the highest grade and the cheap-est phosphate we have. It should bebad anywhere in 'lennessee for 812a ton or less, and should contain 16 to18 per cent available phosphoric acid.For potash use muriate of potash, con-taining 50 per cent potash. It costs,ia Tennessee, 842 to 45. .

Two classes of mixtures are sold:1. Mixtures of acid phosphate and

potash can be prepared thus: Take1850 pounds of Tennessee acid phos-phate, 150 pounds muriate of potash,and mix thoroughly. At the aboveprices a ton of the mixture will costabout 814.25, and will contain at least13.5 per cent available phosphoric acidand 3.5 per cent potash. It is the bestfertilizer for cow-pea- s, grasses and for-age plants generally, corn and wheatand makes a fine compost with ma-nure.

2. So-call- ed complete fertilizers maybe prepared by mixing proper amountsof acid phosphates, potash and "am-moniate- s,"

as the substances supply-ing nitrogen are called. Here is agood mixture made with "tankage." ordried animal matter from the slaughterhouses, which contain 7 per cent nitro-gen and 12 per cent available phos-phoric acid, and costing 820 a ton. .

Any of these can be easily mixed onthe barn floor or a smooth, dry place,by breaking all the lumps, and sprink-ling out first a thin layer of one andthen of another ingredient until thewhole is laid out Shovel togetheruntil very thoroughly mixed and putthrough a sand screen. Can you notafford to mix your own fertilizers forfrom 15 to 810 a ton? Agents are run-ning over the country selling formulasfor fertilizers not half as good as theabove, for 35 a recipe.

The Color Fad.If the brood sow does not come in

heat you may know that she Is not ingood condition, says the Farmer. If alitter has just been weaned, feed herliberally, and in a few days she willbreed. As a rule it is not best to breedher the first time she comes in heatafter weaning the pigs. The prob-

abilities are that she has not sufficient-ly recovered from the strain on hersystem to do well. The litter fromcoupling at this time would likely befew in number. The sow to give thebest return should be in fine conditionwhen bred, making improvement eachday. It is not reasonable to expect'much from a sow running down inflesh and in low condition; yet sowsare often bred that ara but little morethan walking skeletons, and are ex-

pected to produce thrifty pigs.

Farm Vegetables. The fresh, crisp,juicy and finely flavored products ofthe farm garden may be set down asone of the most attractive things infarm life. The farmer may not appre-ciate these products as greatly as dothe people of the towns, who see onlystale, wilted, discolored and generally

vegetables in the mar--'

kets. The farmer who will not give athought to his lettuce or his onions orhis green, or other vegetable, becausehe is accustomed to them in their most'attractive state, would find a new in-

terest in such things, could he returnto them after a visit to a city and a:diet on vegetables in the usual citycondition. The farmer at home ismaster of his own supplies of vege-tables, and he misses one of the bestthings within his reach when he failsto secure for himself and his familya large garden growing a variety of ex- -,

cellent and wholesome vegetables. Ex--

Our "Butter" in Cuba. Americanbutter sells for less in the Cuban mar-ket than butter from France, Hollandand Denmark. And yet American but-ter is generally better than that com-ing from the other countries. Thetrouble Is that oleomargarine and-othe- r

Imitations are sold in Cuba asAmerican butter. It is precisely thesame dishonest methods which haveso greatly injured the American buttertrade in Europe. When our govern-ment stops this fraudulent trade,American butter and cheese will sellagain in the markets of the world atprices as high as similar articles fromother countries. This dishonest prac-

tice on the part of exporters not onlydisgraces the United States, but ittakes millions of dollars annually outof the farmers' pockets, by depreciat-ing the value of their products. Phil-adelphia Press.

Storing Onions. Onions, unless theyhave been properly prepared, are diff-icult to keep, but properly ripened off,dug at the right season and dried asthey should be, they will keep well.The temperature must be low and theair dry, as in a warm, moist atmos-phere they soon grow and are spoiled.If I had onions to store, not knowinghow they had been dried, I should sub-ject them to 100 degrees heat for sev-eral days, which has almost the effect"of kiln drying. Then place in shallow,slatted boxes, plied one above another,in a cellar well ventilated and keptjust above freezing. If this way is notpracticable they can be kept in a build-ing away from fire, stored In a binwhich has a thick lining and coveringof chaff and fine bay. VIck's Maga-

zine.

The Prickly Pear. The Oputia.grown in Sicily, produce deliciousfruits in great abundance, often tentons per acre. In Almeria, Spain.aahigh as fifteen tons of fruits are sosae-tim- es

produced. In Sicily tbe well-ripen- ed

prickly pears are really delici-ous, and these improved varietiesshould be tried in all the southern andsouthwestern states. Some of thesebest sorts have been obtained and willbe distributed to the experiment sta-tions for trial.

Have the wool in good conditionwithout any tags in the fleeces.

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On ono occaslea the.Friace of Walesvisited a Hindoo school in Madras.The youngsters had been drilled intothe proporiety of saying, "Tour royalhighness" should the prince speak tothem, and when the heir-appare-nt ac-

costed a bright-eye- d lad, and, pointingto a primatic compass, asked, "Whatis this?" the youngster, all in a flutter,replied: "It's a royal compass, yourprismatic highness."

Egypt and the Soudan have now2,014 miles of railways; tbe line fromBoeber to Kassala and Suakim Is un-der way of construction.

The December Atlantic might in samesenses almost be called a Chicago num-ber, for three of the most striking andsalient articles are by Chicago authors.Harriet Monroe's "The Grand Canon ofthe Colorado" is a brilliant and effec-tive sketch of nature and naturalscenery; Mrs. Ella W. Peattie's lively"The Artistic Side of Chicago" pic-tures the aesthetic, artistic, educa-tional, and literary features of thegreat city, while the short story "TheDetectives," by Will Payne, is a capitalexample of the power of Chicago writ-ers in romantic fiction. Chicago hasreason to be proud of her contributionsto this number of the representativemagazines of America.

THE GRIP CUBE THAT DOES CURE.Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets removes

tbe cause tbat produces La Grippe. . W.Grove's signature Is on eack box. 25a

That virtue which requires to beever guarded is scarcely worth thesentinel.

Mrs. Wiaslew's Soothing Syraw.For cbttdrea taethlaa. softens tbe robis, reduce

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What the conversation wanted inwit was made up in laughter.

Reliable Help Wanted(Either x.) Tbe Humnltarla Home and Sanitar-ium for Invalids and Health Keekers. Incorporated.Send 12c In atampa for full information. Address J. H.Teltlebaum, Treasurer. East Las Veins, X. M.

Premature consolation is but the re-membrance of sorrow.

Magnetic Starch is the very bestlaundry starch in the world.

I felt a secret pleasure in doing myduty without reward.

Baker's Breakfast Coceahi delicious. Costs less than one cent a cup. Madeoaly by Walter Baker & Co. Ltd.. Dorchester. Mass.

He had not resolution enough togive any man pain by a denial.

There is more Catarrh m this section of thecountry thaa all other diseases put together,and until the last few years was supposed to beincurable. For a great many years doctors pro-nounced it a local disease, and prescribed localremedies, and by constantly failing to curewith local treatment, pronounced it incurable.Science has proven catarrh to be a constitu-tional disease, and therefore requires consti-tutional treatment Hall's Catarrh Cure, man-ufactured by F. J. Cheney &. Co.. Toledo. Ohio,is the only constitutional cure on the market.It is taken internally in doses from 10 drops toa teaspoonfuL It acts directly upon the bloodand mucous surfaces of tbe system. They offerone hundred dollars for any case it fails tocure.Send for circulars and testimonials. Address

F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo. Ohio.Sold by Druggists. 73cHall's Family Pills are the best.

Good counsel rejected returns to en-

rich the giver's bosom.

Those little rubs which Providencesends to enhance the value of itsfavors.

If you have not tried Magnetic Starchtry it now. You will then use no other.

The constantly increasing businessof the B. & O. R. R. has necessitatedvery material additions to the tele-graph service. During the past yearnearly 2,000 miles of copper wire, 166pounds to the mile, have been strung.New lines have been placed in servicebetween Baltimore and Pittsburg. Bal-timore 'and Pankersburg, Newark. O.to Chicago. Philadelphia to Newark.Philadelphia to Cumberland and Cum-berland to Grafton. During the sum-mer several of these wires were anad-ruplex- ed

between Baltimore and Cum-berland and duplexed we3t

The January Century will contain apoem by Rudyard Kipling, "In theMatter of One Compass." Dr. Mitch-ell's story, "The Autobiography of aQuack," ends in that issue, but anotherserial by Dr. Mitchell will begin in theMarch number. It is called "Dr. Northand His Friends," and one who hasread the manuscript calls it "an epit-ome of the science, culture and com-mon sense of the nineteenth century."

In Connecticut the percentage ofcriminal population to the thousandinhabitants has fallen steadily from2.48 in 1896 to 2.33 in the present year.

Try eraln-o-! Try Praia atAsk your grocer today to show you a

package of GRAIN-- O, the new fooddrink that takes the place of offee.The children may drink it without in-jury as well as the adult. All who tryit, like It GRAIN-- O has that rich sealbrown of Mocha or Java, but it is madefrom pure grains, and the most delicatestomach receives it without distress.One-four- th the price of coffee. 15cand 25c. per package. Sold by augrocers.

Opium eating is described as mak-ing serious ravages anions; the work-ing people in the fen district of Hantzand Cambridgeshire, in England.

AMERICA SAYS SO.

The Entire Country ison the Move.

Csscarets Candy Cathartic Did It.aei Recorda PkeaosKcal Victory. Five MHltos

Loxes Said Last Year.

From every part of America comes thenews that sufferers from constipationhave found relief in Cascarets Candy Ca-thartic, the wonderful modern scientificlaxative and intestinal tonic. Cascaretsare figuratively and literally In every-body's mouth. Thousands have tried Cas-carets with the most pleasant and ef-fective results, and voluntarily testify totheir experiences. Here are a few ex-tracts from some of the letters:

"I have been using: Cascarets for head-ache and constipation and have receivedgreat bcnctlt from them." Mrs. M. Gao-ler. 512 Larrabee St.. Chicago.

"I have been taking Cascarets for overa month and find them Just the thing forconstipation." Albert B. Burt, 70 MainSt., Andover, Mass.

"I am using Cascarets and have neverfound anything so satisfactory." Mrs. C.W. Durrant. 57 Emerson St., Buffalo, N.Y.

"I have taken Cascarets and chearfullyrecommend thenvto all my friends." Mrs.G. J. Gradwell. Frugality. Pa.

"Cascarets are fine for biliousness andmalaria and are so pleasant to take." Mrs.Mary Cummlngs, Maud. Oklahoma.

"I Use Cascarets In my family and findthem all you recommend them to be." E.L. Irvln. Cor. Mead and Railroad, Mead-vill- e.

Pa."You can safely add appendicitis to tho

list of diseases that Cascarets will benefitor cure." Eunice J. Smith, Rich Valley,Ohio.- -

"I have used Cascarets; there Is noth-ing better for constipation." Benj. Pas-sage. Knlghtstown, Ind.

"Cascarets are all right. They havecured me of constipation, and I never ex-pected anything would." Charles H. Nye,Lock Box 395. Cincinnati. Ohio.

"I am so thankful for voiir r.nrar.t.They are better than any medeclne I everused." Mrs. M. Rew. Lacelle. Iowa.

"I do not hesitate to sav that Pairs..rets is tbe very best medicine ever placedbefore the people." Andrew' "Woodruff.Daysville. NT Y.

"Cascarets are the best cathartic I everused." Tom Holt. Wellwood. Manitoba.

"I have tried your Cascarets and I wantto tell you they are just splendid." JohnWiegmtnk.- - Box 961. Allegan. Mich.

We could fill the whole paper with ex-pressions like the above. Thousands ofsimilar recognitions of the merits of Cas-carets have been volunteered and provethat this delightful laxative, so pleasantof taste, so mild and yet effective, hassecured a firmly established place In thehearts of the people.

Go buy and try Cascarets yourself to-.d- ay.

All druggists. 10c. 25c, 50c. Bookletand sample free. Address Sterling Rem-edy Company. Chicago or New York.

This Is the CASCARET tab.Ia ri.Mr tK1.t.. .ft... Mnl..IT (f 1 I senuine Cascarets bears thaVbUfltl magic letters "C C C." LookSJ at tne taoiet Derore you ouy.

and beware of frauds, imlta Itions ana substitutes.

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Robert Hilllard, the ector, broughta young Englishwoman to see "ElCapitan." She was much impressedwith De Wolf Hopper, and resaarked:"What a charming man your Mr. Hop-per is. Tell me, is he married?""Been married three times," was thereply. "Three times!" she repeated;"and they are all three dead?" "No,"was the answer; "divorced." "Ah!"she rejoined, "I see; he is a

There is no character more con-temptible than a man who is a for-tune hunter. - ., .

A Bright Owtlook.La Porte. Texas, is now attracting

the attention of the business men ofthe United States and during 1900great interest will be manifested in itOwing to an advantageous natural lo-cation it is destined to enjoy a growthin. commercial manufacturing andshipping interests which millions ofdollars in advertising and years of en-ergetic promotion could not give itwere it not so favored by nature. Menof affairs with large experience In theupbuilding of cities are predicting afuture for La Porte which if but halfrealized will make it the greatest sea-port on the Gulf of Mexico and indeedone of 'the principal seaports of theUnited States as well as a city of greatimportance in the manufacturing, rail-road and commercial world. It is atthe head of Galveston Bay in tbe cele-brated coast country of Texas and hasa summer and winter climate whichmakes it a resort for travelers the yearround. The farming land surroundingit 13 as fine as any in the UnitedStates.

The days of courtship are the mosthappy of our lives.

For starching fine linen use MagneticStarch.

Finery is unbecoming in us whowant the means of decency.

Piso's Care for Consumption is the onlrcough medicino used in my house. D. 0.Albright, Mifflinburg, l'a., Dec 11, '&

Offences are easily pardoned whenthere is love at the bottom.

Use Magnetic Starch it has no equal.

Mortifications are often more pain-ful than calamities.

None but the guilty can be long andcomplacently miserable.

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and Loss of Sleep.Facsimile Signature of

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exact copy or wrapper.

SAVE

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tin tags email on under sideof tag).and are value

and may bewoman and child can find on

would like to can have

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i jaaicn Box....... ................... . Si5 Kn'fe, one blade. aoot stee! SI8 Stridors. 4 mche 23 244 Child's Set. Knife. Fork and Spoou 2i 25

t Salt and Pepper Set. one each,p!ate on white metal. fl 38

6 French Briar Wood hpe. 257 Karnr, hollow ground, Cn English 27

RTOtri V

8 Butter Kuifo. trii'la plate, best 28

fjualltr 2Suaar Shell, tni'ls p!. lust qtiaL. 6.) 3D

in Rtanip Box. sterlinK oilver ?U11 Kniie. "Keen Kutter." f wo Mad"!.. 21

12 Butcher Knife. "Keen Kutter." n

32

It Shears. "Keen Kntter." TS

14 Nnt Set. Ciacier and 5 Ticks, silver 3334t&alOla ba 1

15 Base Hall. best qual.19"16 Alarm Clock, nickel ISO 3517 SU Genuine Bogers'TeaspoonH. best 35t lated goods IS-- '18 Watch, nickel, stein wild and set.. SOJ1 Carrer. Rood tcl. backhorn 37

handle. ..........-.- - .... ?)SO Blx (Senainc Rose n' Table Spoons, 3

Kent plated jroud 2Mi

21 Six each. Knlren and Fork, bnck- -Zihorn handle SM

St fllx eeh. Genuine Kojers' Knlreand Forks, best ptatwl good! 60J i)

THE ABOVE OFFER

a bja: l Plain Star' Tin TasPJOIIUU . start! printel on underbut will be raid for In

hundred. If recetred brninn rr before Ma-r- h

SUBSTANTIAL

be made by every of La Porteproperty. First general In Febru-ar- r.

lfCj. La Porte. Is destinedtbe future jfreatest the

Uulf of Mexico-- farmer, merchantof United States

of the River N directlyInterested In La Porte. A small invest-ment return proflt-;- .

for FREE FoMtr. Maps Art took la.COMPANY,

IS8 Madiaon St.,

ARTERSIMKGrow with ic

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Am extraordinary phenomenon hasbeen noticed with totrees in a street ia Brasses, since theinstallatkm of tbe electric tram cars.The foliage begins to turn brown anddrop early la to bud and evenblossom again in The treeson the opposite side of the tram-way like ordinary trees, fotthey lose their foliage in the late au-tumn and do not put forth fresh blos-soms until the spring.

The nakedness of the indigent worldmight be clothed from tbe trimmingsof the vain.

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PI nActs gently on the

Kidneys, Liverand Bowels

ClEAnses the System.SvCt F 1 I a I I w' ---rtibL

OVERCOMES Ijrj9Cl 5

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CASTOIIAFor Infants and Children.

The Kind You Have

Always Bought

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CUSTOMtmc cctrraun compikt. niw vona city.

STAR"Star" (showing stars printed

"Horse Shoe." "J.T.," "Good Luck," "Cross Bow,""Drummond" Natural Leaf Tin Tags of equal in

securing presents mentioned below, assorted.Every man, something the listthat they have,, and

quad-ruple

"Association,"

EXPIRES

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caportor

manufacturerMississippi

AMERICAN

regard chestnut

August,October.

behave

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TABS

TM1S.Clock, Cai?nlsr, The rroora-'- r.

Bnromwtwr WGun nuw. leath- -. no inarfe. 500

livolver. automatic, double action.23 or 88 caliber

Tool Set. not playthings, bit: realtool . ....... H. ...... ....... .. 6V)

Toilet He:. porcelain.ery handsome... ..... .. ti

Kxiuiuzton BlflwXo.s. 2tir:Ural. HOWatch, s'erlln silver.fiill jeweled 1'xrJ

lfti Suit l.'&iu. leather, hariiUoiiMati:l diiraljl- -. HV)Q

Swin Machine, first closi. withallattachraeats 1S"

ICevolTer. Colt's. bloe,l"Oct. ..WKifle. GoIfH. I4-.!- vt. ...ia

(iuttar (Washburn, roeool. in- -

Mantlolia.TerjThndnnit 20W

Winchester Hepeatin, Gun.ISfa'ige...... ..... .. ......2U60

K"nina:on. donble-birre- l. haai- -inerShot Oim. luor ISKi'iS" . ...2

Bicycle, str.mlartl make, la lies orgents .. .. ... ................ -- fl

Gun. Kemlnjfton. doutil Icr--rel, lianiuiTlnn. ...... .. ...3000

Kjtfna Music liz. 15.'i Diis..i0JJNOVEMBER 30th, 190X

that Is. Star tin fa no "jminU of nnt for prrsrnta.

CASH on the batts of twenty per

VZ K. P. OMAHA. No. i loue

llio! this paper ta advertisers.

MILLIONSof acres of choice agri-cultural LANDS nowfHi opened for settlementla Western Canada.Here Is the cel-

ebrated NO. 1 HARDwheat, which brinzs the hishest price In themarkets of the world; thousands of cattle arcfattenHl fcr market without beinj fed Brain,and without a day's shelter. Send for informa-tion secure a free home in Western Canada.Write the Superintendent of Immigration, Ot-

tawa, oraddress the undersigned, will mailtou atlases, pamphlets, etc free of cost. W. V.Bennett 801 X. Y. Lire Buildiatr. Omaha. Neb.

DEVCIMIC wyht Pusio.'rEnOIUIIO lowu.ouic.

CAPT. O'FARRELL. Peaslia Ana.MZJ New York Aveaa. WASMNOTQN. O. &

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1st. 13flQ.

tar-BEA-IC I.N 3II.ND that a sac's wartb at'

STAR PLUG TOBACCOwill last leaier and afford aire pleasare than a iHaie'a warta af aartherb:a..l. MAKETHETEST!

Send tags to COTI.EXTAI. TOBACCO CO., 81. L-- uit, W.

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