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Linn-Benton Community College • Albany, Oregon Volume 44 | Issue 28

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Dale Hummel

The LBCC baseball team advances to playoffs after a winning season that serves as the program’s swan song. See more pics from the team’s last home game against Lane CC on May 14 and the 2013 NWAACC playoff bracket inside.

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Students Debate Legalization of Marijuana

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Colorado did it. Washington did it. Who’s next? Students, sta� and faculty joined forces in the DAC on May 15 to de-bate the legalization of marijuana and hemp in Oregon. Frank Clark and Cole Coleman argued in favor of marijuana legaliza-tion while Eric Noll and Grant Garcia argued in opposition. � ose in favor of the proposition argued that, “Marijuana is safer than both cigare� es and alcohol, which are both addictive. � ey also pointed out that it has never killed anyone from over-consumption. Additionally, the medical bene� ts are evident for people with glaucoma, AIDS, cancer, multiple sclerosis, PTSD, Fibromyalgia, arthritis” and other diseases per Coleman. Clark further urged adoption to compensate for reductions in state ed-ucation funding due to the loss of tax revenue from declining home values. Coleman later stated, “Knowledge is power, but enough with ‘just say no and drugs are bad.” He argued for hav-ing safe drug classes akin to safe sex

classes. He further stated, “Educators must be honest about the harm or risk associated with di� erent drugs.” Clark also said that hemp should be made legal. He proclaimed, “Hemp is illegal despite its diverse uses.” He noted that the drug cartels are using Oregon forest regions to hide and grow a multi-billion dollar mari-juana industry. In the meantime, our “rural econo-my is su� ering” and since “one of the main revenues of this state is farming,” it would make sense if we cultivated marijuana. Clark pointed out that Oregon has “the optimal climate, necessary equip-ment, a ready workforce looking for jobs, and a need to increase the quality of living.” Both noted that legalization would lead to a reduction in arrests, especial-ly for recreational users. � is would enable police to devote more time to pursuing ‘real’ criminals. On the other side of the aisle, Eric Noll argued that the voters have already spoken by defeating the legal-ization measure in the last election. He also argued that “legalization for the purposes of funding education is wrong.”

He felt that there are other bills that should be adopted by legislators. He also inquired as to what would be done with people who had broken the law and were already incarcerated. Do they get a free pass even though they broke the law? Is there a guarantee that money will actually be made from this legalization scheme? He also questioned whether it was possible to regulate the industry, since pot is so easy to grow. Garcia basically supported the op-position with references to HB 3194 and SB 822 which have addressed this issue. He also stated, “Excessive use of marijuana reduces cognitive learning.” Both contenders against legalization stated that legalization should not be done to subsidize funding for educa-tion. Javier Cervantes, director of the DAC, was concerned with the exces-sive impact on people of color by law enforcement due to drug laws. He stated, “How can we justify the dis-proportionate amount of arrests in our communities?” � e debate ended with the audi-ence giving the nod to the team argu-ing for legalization. All of the team

members were commended for doing a great job. Mark Urista, communication instructor, hosted the event and the audience was shown the short movie, “� e Art of Debate”, from THNKR. According to this short, people are continuously engaging in debate, even when they are not aware of it. While conducting a survey of 12 students, there were three against and nine for the legalization of marijuana/hemp. Brianna Hook stated, “Marijuana has put my mother’s Crohns Disease in remission for a year and half so far, and I believe that is be� er to prescribe than chemically made drugs in a lab.” Deanna Page responded by saying, “It grows in the wild; we can go pick it. So why not make it legal? If you don’t like it, don’t do it. While researching this subject, the Pew Research Center has reported that 52 percent of Americans are sup-porters of legalization marijuana. Pro-ponents in Oregon are ge� ing ready to get signatures for the ballot in 2014, so remember the seven percent loss from last year.

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On April 15 the LBCC Board of Education approved a $3 per credit tuition increase. In addition to the increase, the board approved another policy affecting costs to stu-dents, “Differential Tuition.” A growing trend to recoup expenses of selected degree programs in colleges is implementing differential tuition fees. The new fees are intended to help recover expenses from programs that cost colleges more to operate. Some programs targeted include degrees or certificates that make students ready for immediate employment after comple-tion. “Differential Tuition,” put into plain terms is “Additional Tuition.” The new expense will be absorbed by students and is above and beyond the $3 per credit increase already implemented. Starting Summer of 2013 this new tuition will be imposed on selected classes. For certain lower-division transfer courses with labs such as animal science, biology and chemistry, the increase will be $19.70 per course. In Career and Technology Edu-cation (CTE) programs, the increase will be the standard tuition rate plus 21 percent per credit. Other programs that have not been targeted under this new program will con-tinue to pay the standard tuition fee. Dean of Instruction, Jonathan Paver said, “Some pro-grams have higher costs, to help recover some of those costs, this model was accepted by the [LBCC] board [of education].” Traditionally the expense of these programs has been disbursed equally among all programs. With the diminish-ing state funding to the university systems, new ways to recover costs needed to be implemented. Students may not be aware of the additional fees until they receive their statement from the college. On the bill-ing statement there will be an extra line stating “additional tuition.” “We are preparing for questions, and more information will be available soon on the LBCC website,” Paver said. Not everyone is with happy with this new policy. Full-time student and single mom Sandra Moreno said, “I’m a single mom, work part time, and I go to school to make a better life for my kids and I. I can’t afford the additional costs.” Moreno already has transferred her information to Chemeketa Community College. She will be attending online classes and utilizing the science help desk that is available through the CCC program. She said, “If I stayed, I will be paying more without seeing additional help. I need science classes to graduate and there’s just not enough help that fits my schedule.” Eric Noll, former legislative director for the Student Leadership Counsel (SLC) said, “There are a couple of key problems with differential tuition. We prioritize, as a state and nation, producing STEM (Science, Technology, En-gineering and Math) majors to be competitive in a global economy. “By increasing the cost of welding classes, for example, by 21 percent we are dis-incentivizing students from enroll-ing in these programs.” For example, a student interested in a welding program can take classes at Chemeketa for $88 per credit compared to the $118 and change per credit at LBCC. “There’s always a consideration to our neighboring schools. We try to avoid out-pricing ourselves,” Paver said. “[LBCC] has the best quality instructors in the region. And we need to continue to offer these programs.” Noll said, “In addition to deterring students from taking science and CTE courses, the communication regarding differential tuition to students and departments being af-fected was very poor.” When Noll asked faculty around the campus about the tuition changes, the response he most commonly received was, “What’s differential tuition?” “If the campus is going to heal and move forward from the major cuts and conflict we saw this year, this is a step in the wrong direction,”Noll said. Other schools in Oregon are implementing this type of fee scheduling, including Oregon State University. For the 2013-14 school year OSU has implemented the new fees. For LBCC, the increased tuition and new fees come on the heels of program cuts, layoffs and retirements.

Not all states welcome the new trend. In an open let-ter to the California Community College board, Brice W. Harris, the California chancellor of community colleges, opposed the idea. “I strongly believe that charging different students dif-ferent fees depending on demand, ability to pay or program of interest would ultimately be devastating to open access and has the potential to undermine a system that has been the gateway to a better life for all Californians regardless of their background,” Harris wrote. Does LBCC really need to follow the trend of other institutions in the wake of financial turmoil? In last year’s Bloomberg Businessweek, Louis Lavelle wrote, “Many schools that are opting for differential tuition are doing so out of desperation.” “The California community colleges have been a system that promised equal access opportunity to everyone re-gardless of educational, economical or family background,” Harris wrote. The new fees have the perception of creatively collecting additional money while at the same time leaving students with greater loan debt.

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Former SLC Legislative Director Eric Noll addresses the LBCC Board of Education on May 14 about his disappointment on the approval of differential tuition.

‘Additional Tuition’ Charged to Science and CTE Classes

At a Glance

Differential Tuition Starts Summer 2013

Classes with $19.70 Per Course IncreaseAnimal ScienceBiologyChemistryGeologyGeneral SciencePhysics

Classes with base tuition plus 21 percent per credit:Automotive TechnologyConstruction and Forestry Equipment TechnologyDental AssistantHeavy Equipment/Diesel TechnologyMachine Tool TechnologyMechatronics Technician/Industrial TechnologyNursing AssistantWelding and Fabrication

Culinary Arts will pay tuition from the new model, but no longer pay the program (F131) fee.

For a complete list of individual classes that will implement the additional tuition fee go to linnbenton.edu/additional-tuition

Stetz-Waters Lives Life with Intent

TeJo PackStaff Writer

Sitting at the front of the class on a large wooden desk conversing and en-gaging with one of her students about his life inside the military, Karelia Stetz-Waters, English department chair, makes it obvious that caring is a big part of her style. She’s smiling, and yet carries a face lined with intent. Not just to understand the conversation that is ensuing, but to truly be a part. As the class gets moving Stetz-Waters paces the front of the room, not out of nervousness or tick, but with the desire to engage each student. She connects eye-to-eye as she speaks and the room comes alive. You can feel the liberation as students freely ask questions, and after watching a TED Talk video, begin to engage in a conversation far deeper than the subject matter of a Writing 115 course. “Karelia is an intellectually adventurous spirit,” says Scott McAleer, Social Science department chair and longtime friend of Stetz-Waters. The students continue, discussing life, love, and their futures. When Stetz-Waters finally contributes to the conversation, she continuously keeps the mood light and upbeat by telling jokes, and then without skipping a beat, steers the class discussion towards the curriculum. “She is really easy going and optimistic, and yet quirky and complex at the same time,” McAleer continued. Her complexity is obviously within the words of her latest published novel, “Dysphoria.” A thriller that lacks none of the trade qualities you would hope to find within a quality writing of the genre. She weaves a story of murder that is strangely familiar and yet unique in every way. And though her content is heavy, her colleagues paint her in a different light. “During one term, Karlie and I had classes at the same time in conjoint rooms. My students wanted to play a joke on me, so they had Karlie come in and tell me that a bus was outside, and I needed to move my car. When I got out there, there was no such bus and the class had followed me out laughing. It was pretty hilari-ous,” explains Chris Riseley, English instructor. “She’s a fun, lively, and creative instructor,” Riseley continued. “Not to men-tion she is one of the most hard-working and brilliant writers I have ever met.” Stetz-Waters teaches a variety of courses at LBCC, from English 208 to Writ-ing 115 and serves as the English department chair. When asked what she does outside of the LBCC environment, Stetz-Waters explained that family, being married to her partner Fay, and hanging with her friends takes up the bulk of her time. The rest she dedicates to writing. “I have a sequel to ‘Dysphoria’ called ‘Dicephalic’ coming out in December or January about conjoint twins that are dicephalic parapagus twins,” says Stetz-Waters. She also has a fictional novel coming out that was just confirmed for publish-ing called “As Though Our Beauty Was a War” in which she tells the story of an adolescent girl. Whether writing her next novel, teaching her next course, or hanging with her friends, one thing is certain: Stetz-Waters lives life with intent.

Tejo PackInstructor Karelia Stetz-Waters and her book “Dysphoria.”

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Discussion on Achieving the Dream and what role it plays here at LBCC can be confusing. On one hand, it is perceived that this group of 42 people has been tasked with raising the completion rates here at LBCC, and ,more speci� cally, that by 2025, 40 percent of the adult population in our community should have an associate degree or certi� cate degree from a community college. � ough this information is important from a funding perspec-tive, in all actuality the purpose Achieving the Dream serves on the LBCC campus is far more reaching. “We see AtD not just as a philosophy for ge� ing students through quicker, but also as a process model for achieving our plans and goals,” says Pam Gordon the co-chair for the core team of AtD. Gordon and the AtD sta� are not the only ones interested in student success. As quoted on the AtD webpage for LBCC, “Linn-Benton Com-munity College’s (LBCC) Board of Education has made student success a top priority.” � is is an idea that is multifaceted and starts by observing the data. Data, according to Katie Winder the data team lead for AtD and Gordon is compiled from multiple resources, including placement test scores, course-taking behavior, and destination graduation. It’s this data that tells its own story. “At pre� y much a nationwide level, it has been found that 60 percent of entering students are not ready for college-level courses,” says Gordon. Whether it is math, reading, or writing, community colleges and universities alike are � nding that a large population of their stu-dents are not ready to begin college-level courses and are therefore required to take developmental courses to catch up.

� ese courses, which for the most part are not accredited to-wards completion of a student’s degree, eat up time and money. “Achieving the Dream’s goal is to try and � gure out how we can help this population of students enroll and get through these courses as fast as possible without them running out of time and money.” � is requires the campus sta� and faculty as a whole to work together. “We all have an obligation to make changes and stand up and do as much as is possible for our students to achieve their dreams,” Gordon expounded. When questioned with what we are doing at a state level to in-sure that students are not “bleeding out” their � nancial aid monies and completing these courses as fast as possible, Gordon spoke of an Oregon plan to readjust the way they are � nancing community colleges. “Roughly a third of funding will in the future come from mile-stone and momentum points.” � ese milestones and momentum points include student’s completing their � rst 15-credit and 30-credit marks, as well as in-creases in enrollment from fall to winter term. Basically to get the funding, as Gordon put it, “you have to pro-duce.” � e AtD sta� will also be looking at ways to change policies at LBCC that may be impeding on student’s successfully ge� ing through the process. “We are concerned not just with the classrooms and classes these students are a part of, but also the rules and regulations that may be ge� ing in the way,” concluded Gordon. “We hope that the end result of AtD will be that we improve our programs and policies so that we have more students persisting from term to term, more students passing all of their classes, and ultimately, that they reach their educational goal,” says Winder.

LBCC ‘Dreams’ of Brighter FutureNews Release

Journalism student Ted Holliday will be the next editor-in-chief of � e Commuter newspaper at LBCC. Holliday was appointed last Wednesday a� ernoon by the Student Publications Commi� ee. He will succeed Sean Bassinger, who will wrap up his tenure as editor-in-chief at the end of spring term. “� e Commuter’s responsibility to the campus community and covering events is extreme-ly valuable,” Holliday wrote in his application for � e Com-muter’s top editor job. “When it is at its best, it includes cur-rent events, pictures, news, opinions, and features from around the campus. It brings all the information to one place that students may not be aware of otherwise.” Holliday said he aims to build on the strong foundation laid down by his predecessors, including the current sta� , where he has served as a copy editor, reporter, and photogra-pher. In addition, he wrote, “I would like to see continued devel-opment in the digital media, creating faster access to articles online and develop applications for smart phones and more e� ective use of social networking.” In addition to studying at LBCC, Holliday works as a school bus driver and serves as a volleyball coach at East Linn Chris-tian Academy. He previously worked at Medtronic Inc. Holliday and the rest of � e Commuter sta� can be con-tacted at [email protected] or 541-917-4451.

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Stephen BlairContributing Writer

LBCC is home to a wide assortment of people from all walks of life with varied hopes, dreams, goals, and interests. While no one student shines brighter than the rest, there are an unmistakable few who strike interest as individuals. One such student is Dan Bender, general education student at LBCC, and his hobby of crafting tobacco pipes is becoming more and more intriguing. Students who venture out to the smoke shack can’t help but be amazed by his skill. “He has one shaped like a dragon claw holding a stone,” says LBCC student Megan Seek. “He usually has more pipes on him or in his truck to show off other than the one he is smoking out of,” and if you ask him, he has no problem opening his backpack or walking to his truck and returning to show off his incredible works of art. Bender developed his enthusiasm for wood carving at a young age. His grandmother, Chris-tine Wechensky, is a now retired master carpen-ter who loved to teach her children and grand children about the creativity and passion that goes into making these works of art. “I used to love just watching her work,” says Bender, tak-ing a long pull from his tobacco pipe. “My whole family inherited a bit of her woodworking skills and my focus is on making tobacco pipes.” Bender is usually a quiet man who can be seen often on campus smoking from his self-made pipes. Though he’s made these tobacco pipes for the last 13 months, he still considers himself an amateur. Not one to boast about his work, Bender keeps mostly to himself. That is, until the ques-tion arises that strikes interest in all who witness, “Where did you get that pipe?” Soon, this usually self-contained man opens up and is more than happy to discuss the ins and outs of his hobby. Bender has made over 30 wooden tobacco

pipes by hand and has sold some for as much as $140. His aunt takes them to Saturday Market in Salem and sells them for him when he finishes one of these works of art that he is willing to part with. Though the process of pipe making seems long, Bender has no complaints about the time

he puts into every piece. He starts out with an idea that he sketches in his art pad. His inspirations come from every-where, and he spends alot of time drawing, eras-ing, and re-drawing each idea before beginning work. He then purchases a small block of wood,

his favorite being Briar wood. These blocks of wood or “Blanks” can cost anywhere from $20 to $70 each. Working in his lean-to shed turned workshop, Bender has a variety of tools he uses to carve out each piece. From dremal to lathe, drill press to hand sander and buffing wheel, Bender puts a lot of time into each piece. “After I sand it by hand with 4-600 grit sand paper, I use a special wax called Carnuba Wax to make the finish,” said Bender. “I also lathe and melt together Ebonite and Acrylic to create each stem for each individual pipe.” Added with the process of wood staining, buffing, and occasion-ally having to repeat a few steps, should he find a flaw, each pipe can take over a month beginning to end. “One time I was approached by a man named Coburn Grabenhorst at the market who turned out to be a pipe collector, and he really liked Dan’s pipes,” said Aunt Theresa Bender. “He has over 300 pipes in his collection from the Nepole-onic Era to Danish Freehand pipes, and he even invited Dan over to see his collection.” This only strengthened Bender’s love of his craft, as well as taught him to put his signature on each piece, which Coburn pointed out was essential if you want your work to become more well-known. Due to interest in his tobacco pipes, Bender is unable to take many commissions because, as would seem obvious, he is only one man and most who have had a chance to hear about his pipes want a Dan Bender original for themselves, even if just as an art piece if not to actually smoke out of. However, he is still very willing to talk about this hobby he loves and who knows, may-be he will be famous some day and you can say, “I knew him when.” For more information about this skilled crafts-men, he can often be found at the Takena Hall smoke shack, standing around, quietly smoking his pipes, and as stated before, he is very willing to talk to anyone who would like to know more about his passion for pipe making.

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Wednesday, May 22, 2013Campus NewsDan Bender Crafts Pipes as Pieces of Art

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LBCC student Dan Bender crafting one of his pipes (above) and some examples of his work. See more photos online at: sickcanabus.blogspot.com.

Students Sought for Day of CaringElizabeth MottnerContributing Writer

Looking for an opportunity to help your community? Want to volunteer with your friends and fellow students? LBCC will be hosting its first annual Spring Day of Caring. On May 31 from 2-4:30 p.m., stu-dents and staff can service their local communities by signing up for LBCC’s Spring Day of Caring. In partner-ship with United Way and HandsOn, LBCC organizers have found three non-profit agencies to help and offer support to in Corvallis, Albany and Lebanon. Students who are interested can register at www.handsonw.org and se-lect the location they wish to partici-pate at in their communities. The first 50 students to sign up will received a Day of Caring T-Shirt, and once the service is completed individuals can log back on to the website and print out a certificate of participation. This year, students can choose from three locations: Albany, Lebanon, and Corvallis. In Albany, students can help out Fish of Albany at their Hill Street loca-tion. Volunteers will help to sand and

repaint the benches and parking spaces. Lebanon volunteers will be cleaning, painting and landscap-ing at the Boys and Girls Club of the Greater Santiam. Finally, students wanting to serve in Corvallis will be trim-ming, weeding and mulching Riverfront Park. All three venues offer a great opportunity to volunteer and help your local community as an individual, group or club. While helping the non-profit agencies, students will have a fun, social time and chance to bond with one another. The English Language and Culture Institute are encouraging internation-al students to volunteer at the event so they can interact with their peers within the community. Campus Club Advisors will ask their students to vol-unteer as a club for Day of Caring. “This event will give students a chance to reach out to the circles that have influence at LBCC. We are en-couraging groups to commit to one project to serve together,” said Barbara Horn, Student Activities Coordinator. Organizers have a goal of 50

students for the first year of Day of Caring in hopes that it will grow as Or-egon State University’s Day of Caring event now gathers over 300 students. Coordinators are working with OSU, using their model to create this pilot event; United Way, the organizer of Day of Caring Program and who finds local projects; and HandsOn, a com-pany who handles the logistics, offers training, and recruitment of volun-teers and non-profit agencies in need of help. “This is a great event for those who are new to volunteerism - a one-time opportunity like this is great option to

try something new, get to know an organization and see if it will click to see if they would like to continue volunteering long term,” said Melissa Padron, Pro-gram Manager for HandsOn Willamette. “Everyone [here] has been so friendly, supportive and excited about the Day of Caring.” Students and clubs wish-ing to volunteer can log in and register on the HandsOn website, www.handsonw.org or if question arise, an infor-mational meeting will be held for students on Friday, May 24,

2013 at noon in the Hotshot Cafe on the Albany campus. Students may also contact Horn with any other ques-tions. Instructors and staff will be team leaders for the project locations. On the Day of Caring, students and staff will meet in front of the Hotshot Cafe at 1:30 p.m. Students will meet the team leaders for their location, receive a T-Shirt and water cup, and sign a waiver. Students are requested to have their own transportation to and from the project locations. Some team leaders may be able to provide

transportation and the time of the projects will match up with the bus schedule. Come support LBCC’s first Spring Day of Caring. It will be a great op-portunity to join with peers in volun-teering and serving the local commu-nities. “Do Good. Be Together. Smile.”

Spring Day of Caring

When: Friday, Wed. 31Time: 2-4:30 p.m.Where: throughout the Linn-Benton communityMeet: Hot Shot Cafe at 1:30 p.m.More Info: There will be a info meeting Friday, May 24, at noon in the Hof Shot Cafe.Contact: Barb Horn hornb@linnbenton. eduSign-up: handsonw.org

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Wednesday, May 22, 2013 Sports

Dale Hummel

The LBCC baseball team raises the flag after the game.

Sean Bassinger

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Michael DeChellisDale Hummel

Taylor Higgins

Trevor Nix

Congratulations to the2013 LBCC Roadrunner

Baseball Team

Cody Blount 44Taren Bradd 1Seth Brown 21Derek Cartwright 7Brandon Farley 23Jordan Farley 8Justin Gardner 2Austin Hamilton 11Josh Hanson 13Logan Henry 6Jacob Herklotz 28Taylor Higgins 9James Leach 10Austin Marsh 17Clark McKirtrick 33Reese Merriman 4Christian Morrison 32Darin Nelson 5Trevor Nix 3Tyler Pollman 29Tyler Raskin 35Joel Shippy 19Lee Stoops 22Brady Thomas 27Brady Williams 18Austin Woodward 25

Greg HawkHead Coach

Ryan Godfrey, Mitch NelsonAssistant Coaches

Brad ReidVolunteer Coach

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Wednesday, May 22, 2013Sports

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Sean Bassinger

Taylor Higgins and Rocky fi stbump

Austin Hamilton

At the Old Ball GamePhotos from the Roadrunners’ last home

game against Lane on May 14. Get the playoff bracket on page 8.

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Wednesday, May 22, 2013 OpinionValue of Cell Phones Soar

William TatumOpinion Editor

Humanity is on the precipice of one of the most signi� cant

changes in our evolutionary history. For the � rst time ever, more than 95 percent of the world’s population has a cell phone and more than 40 percent of households have access to the internet. More people have access to a cell phone than have access to running water, indoor plumbing, or consistent electricity. While that might seem a simple thing, a cell phone and access to the internet, these two technologies are the most disruptive and empowering technologies since indoor plumbing and refrigerators. � ink about just how much the Western world has changed since cell phones and the internet went mainstream. New words, communities, jobs, and services have made their way into mainstream society. � e same is true in the developing world, new jobs are being created in the very communities that need them.� e desire for western electronics and access to the internet has already ready spurred market innovation. In rural India charging Kiosks have sprung up in response to the demand for electricity for charging electronic devices, and for 15 Rupees, about 10 cents, an individual can get their device recharged. In fact, according to the OECD

20 percent of the world’s population still lacks basic access to electricity, and yet many of these people have access to a cell phone. � e local desire and need for mobile technology is creating the demand that will drive development. So while American’s might

complain about multi-hundred dollar phone bills, billions of people are connecting, for the � rst time, to the global

telecommunications network. People who never had running water, never had consistent electricity, don’t know how to read, and have never had a landline, are suddenly plugging into the 21st century. Whole continents are leapfrogging legacy landlines and bypassing desktop computers in favor of mobile devices that enable them to start small businesses and create cooperative exchanges for trading their goods and services. In fact, throughout the developing world, mobile broadband is cheaper than � xed broadband, despite prices dropping 82 percent over the last decade. So while their per bit prices are still higher than the prices paid by their Western counterparts, their societies are saving billions by not

investing in legacy technology. It is important to remember that for these people cell phones are more than just a way to twiddle away with their thumbs. � e adoption of cell phones represents an existential change to the way they live their lives. Farmers, cra� ers, and artisans, many of whom are women supporting extended families, who have never traveled more than a few kilometers outside of their villages are suddenly networking with other small groups to exchanges goods, services, and information about potential threats from warlords and opportunities in regional and global markets.

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Many people know her as a superwoman, public speaker, and an inspiration. Other people know her as best-selling American author, political activist, professor of English at Colby College in Maine, and transgender woman. Jennifer “Jenny” Boylan, born James Boylan, made a trip all the way from Maine to Oregon State University, last Wednesday, May 15 to discuss her books and how they re-lated to her life and experiences. Sydney Carbaugh, an OSU student, had heard about Boylan’s book and found it to be upli� ing. She is also the person who had go� en Boylan to come to OSU for a pre-sentation. “I found her book to be courageous and well wri� en,” said Carbaugh, “I asked around to see if she toured. She helped to show me I shouldn’t hide who I am.” � is was Boylan’s � rst time being in Corvallis, but this was not her � rst time in Oregon. She had been up to Port-land in 1982, when she was 24 years old. “Being here again in Oregon, and even here in Corvallis is remarkable and a blessing,” said Boylan. Boylan was born in Valley Forge, Pa. She graduated from � e Haverford School, a private all-boys prep school in Haverford, Pa. in 1976. � is makes her now one of only a few female graduates of the school. She graduated from Wesleyan University in 1980 before completing graduate work in English at Johns Hopkins University. She became a professor at Colby College in 1988, where she works to this day. Boylan has made appearances in a variety of media outlets to discuss her life, books, and activism. She’s been featured on � e Oprah Winfrey Show, Larry King Live, � e Today Show, 48 Hours, and NPR. During her presentation, Boylan took the time to talk about her 2003 autobiography, “She’s Not � ere: A Life in Two Genders,” and even took the time to read some sec-tions of her book to the audience. Boylan has wri� en a total of 13 books, including novels, collections of short stories, and her autobiography. She has even wri� en contributions to the op-ed section of � e New York Times. “She’s Not � ere: A Life in Two Genders,” was the � rst book by a transgender American to become a bestseller. � e book focuses on Boylan’s life as of now and inner struggles of her life as a teenager. � e book gives � ashbacks of mo-ments in her life where she felt con� icted. “Many times when I was younger and growing up, I had lost hope. It’s hard to be gay or lesbian; it’s even harder to be transgender,” said Boylan.

Boylan had done a couple readings for the audience from her autobiography. � e chapter was titled, “In the early morning rain.” It had talked about how before she came out as a wom-an, it felt as if there was no one to turn to and no one to tell what was really in her heart. A� er a few struggles with her identity, she came to the realization that, “it will get be� er.” In another reading, Boylan describes a fencing match one of her two sons, Zach, was involved in. Casual conver-sation can turn into describing everything about yourself in a few moments. “I will admit, sometimes I have to lie as a shortcut when people ask about me, it just saves time from telling my en-tire unique history,” said Boylan. Boylan said that she hopes that the fact that her kids went from having a dad to having a mom is more of a gi� , rather than a curse. She wants to keep them open-hearted, rather than that of their peers. She closed her presentation by telling her audience to educate everyone about things they don’t know. “Be loving, read books, learn about this community,” said Boylan, “if you withhold support, you might be miss-ing out, be welcoming, you have to know their whole story in order to open your heart.” � is is the 10th anniversary of her autobiography, “She’s Not � ere: A Life in Two Genders,” and she is proud to an-nounce her new book, “Stuck in � e Middle with You,” a memoir of parenting dealing with motherhood and father-hood, is in bookstores now.

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Wednesday, May 22, 2013Community News

Be Aware of Dogs Eating Toxic Treats

Jenny Boylan Visits OSU

James BowdoinJenny Boylan

William TatumOpinion Editor

With June fast approaching lo-cal gardeners are gearing up for their yearly ba� le with the common garden pests, slugs, and snails. � e most com-mon tool for combating these pests are metaldehyde and iron-phosphate-based Molluscicide. Researchers from OSU, writing for the National Pesticide Information Center, recently released a meta-anal-ysis looking at the previous 11 years of reporting on iron toxicosis in pets due to exposure to molluscicides and the results are heartening. � eir intent was to determine whether or not EPA mandated warning labels had reduced incidents of canine exposure to toxic garden pesticides. � e EPA, in 2006, began requir-ing pesticide manufacturers to clearly label pesticides with metaldehydes in them because pets, dogs speci� cally,

exposed to metaldehydes can experi-ence severe muscle tremors, hyper-thermia, and metabolic acidosis (renal failure). Metaldehyde baits are a� ractive and toxic to more than just slugs and snails. Dogs, because of the addition of food byproducts like molasses, are also very a� racted to these kinds of baits. According to the researchers, “Dogs tend to eat all of the bait avail-able, even digging to retrieve buried bait applications.” In the analysis, the researchers found that 1,500 molluscicide animal exposures had been reported between 2001 and 2011, with the majority, 81 percent, coming from the West coast. Of these 1,500 exposures, 1,285 stemmed metaldehyde exposure and resulted in 35 canine deaths and 603 symptomatic events. � e remaining 215 exposures were from iron phos-phate exposure and resulted in no ca-nine deaths and only 86 symptomatic

events. Because there is no antidote for metaldehyde poisoning the EPA and these researchers feel it is important that all gardeners who have dogs, or whose neighbors have dogs, be aware of the dangers of using metaldehydes and instead opt for alternative com-pounds for dealing with garden pests. � ankfully, gardeners appear to be ge� ing the message. � e research-ers noted that there was an apparent increase in the number of exposures from 2001-2006, pre EPA mandate, and an apparent decrease subsequent-ly. � ey a� ribute this to an increasing usage of Iron-phosphate based alter-natives. So this year when you head to your local garden shop for slug and snail bait, make sure you reach for the Iron-phosphate based molluscicides in-stead of the metaldehydes. Your dogs and your community’s dogs will thank you.

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Hey y’all, We have had several questions con-cerning the change in the student fee (ASLBCC fee), and we would like to address those now. In order to be an accredited insti-tution, LBCC must meet certain cri-teria, one of which requires us to have a student government (your SLC). The ASLBCC fee is the money that supports the student government and clubs on campus. In the past, we paid for our tuition and fees in one lump sum based on the number of credits a student takes per term, but the SLC has worked for the past year to make the fees more transparent. So, in the spirit of transparency, we have had that fee separated out and revamped. Now,

instead of paying a certain amount per credit, the fee is dependent on enroll-ment status. Non-degree seeking stu-dents (only taking one to five credits) have a total fee for the term of $3.80. Degree seeking students (taking six credits or more) have a total fee of $7.60 for the term. Isolation of these funds gives stu-dent’s control of the student fee, in compliance with board policy 7015. Now you have a say in what it’s used for and the amount of the fee itself. In order to help us govern this money, we have created two councils in addition to the SLC. The Student Leadership Council will control the money set aside for events. The Council of Clubs will be made up of club members and

will be tasked with the distribution of club funds and approvals. The Judi-ciary Board will act as our check and balance to ensure that this money is being managed responsibly. As this is the first year this system will be implemented, there are bound to be improvements that can be ap-plied. If you have concerns, would like more information, or would just like to chat about it, feel free to stop by the Student Government Office in the Forum Building 120 behind the clock tower.

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Amanda MendellStudent Outreach Director

Memorial Day Vigil11 a.m. – 1 p.m. · Courtyard

Bratz: Courtyard Lunch11:30 a.m. – 1 p.m. · Courtyard Bratwurst or vegetarian sausage and all the fixings, includes chips and a beverage. Students are $4, staff $5. Sponsored by ASCET Club.

Student Summit2 – 3 p.m. · Fireside Room Come and discuss ideas to increase student engagement and ideas to im-prove student campus experiences. Hope to see you there!

LBCC FM Radio Club3 p.m. · Library Come talk about the radio industry and what happens behind the mic.

Day of Caring Info MeetingNoon · Hotshot Cafe

Benton Center Acoustic Showcase: Tom and EllenNoon – 1 p.m. · Benton Center Lounge Join us for an hour of free acoustic mu-sic. Best described as “contemplative folk music,” Tom and Ellen’s music is both thought provoking and reflec-tive. It is a musical potpourri of bal-lads, love songs, traveling songs, and reflections on life, an excellent cross section of music of the folk era of the ‘50s, ‘60s, up to the present.

Active Minds MeetingNoon · NSH 110Bring your creativity and help LBCC’s psychology club promote mental health awareness on campus and in the LB community. Public is welcome.

LBCC Closed (Holiday)

Veterans Club MeetingNoon – 1 p.m. · RCH-116

Polynesian: Courtyard Lunch11:30 a.m. – 1 p.m. · Courtyard Kahlua Port or tofu, rice, fresh fruit, and coconut pudding, includes chips and a beverage.

Library Open House2 – 4 p.m. · LibraryBeat end of term stress with free food, drinks, and prizes!

Phi Theta Kappa Spring Graduation and Induction Dessert6 p.m. · Commons A celebration for the new Phi Theta Kappa members and graduates.

National Day of Prayer1:30 – 2:30 p.m.

LBCC FM Radio Club3 p.m. · Library Come talk about the radio industry and what happens behind the mic.

Day of Caring2-4:30 p.m. · various locations

Veterans Club MeetingNoon – 1 p.m. · RCH-116

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Wednesday, May 22, 2013 Bulletin Board

Help WantedSign up at www.linnbenton.edu/go/StudentEmploy-ment to look at student & graduate jobs. After complet-ing a simple Student Employment Profile form, you will have access to job postings, many of them are self-refer-rals. If you have questions, please email [email protected] or call 541.917.4803.

Accounting Assistant (#10369, Albany) Respon-sible for processing a wide variety of time sensitive vendor invoices for payment according to and within the guidelines of the Oracle Payables System ensur-ing maximized discounts and minimized overpay-ments. DOE, Closes 5/24/13.

Auto Service Advisor Assistant (#10361, Corvallis) Entry level position working with the public on the administration side of the automobile industry. A GRADUATE of the automotive program or getting close to GRADUATING is highly desir-able. Competitive Wages Closes 5/31/13

Adult Foster Care (#10376, Philomath) Take care of five elderly people including laundry, meals, and cleaning. Will train you to work in an adult foster care home. Looking for Fri, Sat, Sun 10pm-6am. $8.95/night shift; $9-$9.50 day shift closes 8/31/13

Several Summer Farm Jobs (#10347, Halsey) (#10345, Jefferson) Summer Camp Counselor (#10338, Albany) Check out our Student Employ-ment Website.

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Wednesday: Chef’s Choice Pork Chop, Chicken Gumbo over Creole Rice, Thai Veg Stirfry*. Soups: Chicken Tortilla* and Cream of Broccoli

Thursday: Chef’s Choice Poached Chicken Breast, Braised Short Ribs, Butternut Squash Curry*. Soups: Borscht* and Roasted Vegetable Chowder Friday: Chef’s Choice

Monday: MEMORIAL DAY

Tuesday: Chef’s Choice Chicken Breast, Sweet Potato Sheppard’s Pie, Spicy Peanut Tofu over Noodles. Soups: Chicken Noodle and Sweet Corn Bisque* Items denoted with a * are gluten free

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Justeen ElliottManaging Editor

On Wednesday, May 22, from 11 a.m. to 1 p.m the Vet-erans Club will host 2013’s Memorial Day Vigil. The LBCC choirs will help the Veterans Club present this event. During the event, there will be a soldier’s cross and flags displayed to honor MIAs and POW from wars spanning the American Revolution to our most current conflicts. There will also be a ceremony explaining the history of Memorial

Day, as well as a flag presentation to the family member of a fallen soldier. If you would like to honor someone that you know in the military or just want to honor the men and women that have been a part of the military, please come out to this event happening in the Courtyard. In case of rain the event will be moved by the fountain by the Calapooia Center.

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� e Roadby Sean Dooley

Walking down the roadA pitch black gauntlet of trees;Wander in the blackness,Memory faded in the garden of doom.� e mist rising leading me astray - I don’t know who has comeOr who has gone away.

Walking down the road,Where is my guiding light?No one but the evil oneDressed up in lily white.

Walking down the roadMy eyes they cannot see;� e evil one all alongWas a glimpse of what I’d be.

Walking down the roadI speak but I have no voice.To get myself o� this roadIt seems I have no choice.

Walking down the roadI stare into the unforgiving sea;Unreachable, she looks at me.

Walking down the roadI keep my soul and body sore.As she starts to fade awayIs when I’m wanting more.

Walking down the roadI fail to ever say no;Weakened I can only say, yes;I forced your choice to go.

Walking down the roadAnd I have things to say;I, say, but one word� en you walk away.

Walking down the roadI give you the power;To steal my empty soulIn this dark and lonely hour.

Walking down the road� e rain of ashes begins;I smell no burningBut my empty soul.

Down the road the creatures stare at me;� e road will ful� ll your fantasies.

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By Jason MaddoxAn LBCC student-generated comic

Nora PalmtagNews Editor

Even though � lmmaker J. J. Abrams only became a fan of “Star Trek” in 2009, he has redeemed himself, because he was able to connect with repeat and new audience mem-bers. When a director makes the viewer forget that they are in a theater and are truly in the Trekkie world, then he has done his job. Abrams had the audience enthralled with the graphics and continuation of the theme from the last movie “Star Trek” with “Into the Darkness.” Starting with the dramatic action of James Tiberius Kirk being chased through the forest by beings similar to a primitive tribe on Earth, Abrams introduces the primary tenets of scienti� c exploration which is being done by the Enterprise for � e Federation of Planets. Knowing the dif-ference between the young Kirk and the Kirk many of us grew up with brings excitement to the scenes but leaves us wanting more. Chris Pine portrays a believable Kirk, but Zoe Saldana as Uhura steals the show as a strong, con� dent, and brave woman in the midst of many crises they face and overcome. � e actors Karl Urban as Bones, Simon Pegg as Sco� y, Anton Yelchin as Chekov, and John Cho as Sulu are great character actors who have studied their counterparts and nailed their personalities and idiosyncrasies. Zachary Quinto is Spock with a cameo by Leonard Nimoy to advise himself during their time of crisis. � e enigmatic Vulcan, played by Quinto, is as serene as ever and tries to explain the Vulcan philosophy to the audience. � is is not necessary for true Trekkies and stops the momentum of the action and continuity of the interplay between the

characters. Benedict Cumberbatch plays a powerful irascible and intelligent villain, testing all the physical and mental abili-ties of the crew as a team. A fan of “Star Trek,” Sean Welty said, “It is a good stand-alone movie which allows a neophyte to experience ‘Star Trek’ with no previous knowledge of ‘Star Trek.’ It is a mod-ern day retelling of a classic ‘Star Trek’ storyline. ” Mark McIntyre replied, “I thoroughly enjoyed this mov-ie, be� er than the ones they normally put out.” Empire Online reported that “working with screenwrit-ers Roberto Orci, Alex Kurtzman and Damon Lindelof, Abrams can � ip between di� erent tones in a heartbeat — a comedic lovers’ ti� in the midst of ba� le turns into an a� ect-ing meditation on fear — and will leave no stone unturned in trying to entertain ... Not all of it works — compared to the opener, the last-reel action is enjoyable rather than jaw-dropping — but there is the sense of a true showman at work.” � is movie is good enough to pay for, but it de� nitely leaves the true Trekkie hungry for the next movie, which unfortunately will not be made until about 2016.

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Cloudy and Wet 56°/45°Friday (5/24)

Shower? 65°/40°Saturday (5/25)

Spring Mix 71°/44°Sunday (5/26)

Showers 68°/46°Monday (5/27)

Cloudy 68°/51°Tuesday (5/28)

Rain 61°/47°

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Celebrate choral music in the Willame� e Valley at the 5th annual “Albany Sings!” choir concert � ursday, May 30 at 7 p.m. at the Linn County Expo Willame� e Hall Event Center, 3700 Knox Bu� e Road, Albany. Approximately 350 singers from Calapooia, Memorial, and North Albany Middle Schools, Timber Ridge School, West and South Albany High Schools, and the Linn-Benton Community College choirs will perform a plethora of cho-ral works sure to knock your socks o� !

A� er individual performances, the ensembles will combine to perform Baba Yetu, a Swahili piece.

Conducted by James Reddan, LBCC; John Klu� z, Calapooia Middle School; Julie Bu-chert, Memorial Middle School; LeAnn Wind, North Albany Middle School; Frank Craig, Timber Ridge School; Bre� DeYoung, South

Albany High School; and Cate Ca� arella, West Albany High School.

� e concert is free and open to the public, no tickets required. Come out and

celebrate music, singing, and the many award-winning Albany choral programs and show your support for choral music education and the students whose lives

these programs impact. Sponsored by the LBCC Vocal Music

Program and the GAPS Choral Music Pro-grams.

Albany Sings! Concert Confessions of a Baptist

Beam Me Up, Abrams

Emily SmuckerContributing Writer

Simply hearing the name “West-boro Baptist Church” can cause people to seize up with anger and frustration. It is nearly incomprehensible that a group of people could be so hateful, insensitive, and crude. Lauren Drain, a former member of the Westboro Baptist Church, has recently released a memoir about her experiences in the church. � e book, titled “Banished: Surviving My Years in the Westboro Baptist Church,” takes a fascinating look at what life is like inside the WBC. Although the book is a memoir, it is focused less on Drain’s personal story and more on the strange li� le world of the WBC. Drain lays out a fascinating cast of characters, from her charismatic former-atheist father, to power-hungry Shirley Phelps-Roper, to her best friends who eagerly stab her in the back if she does something wrong. But Drain doesn’t portray her-self in a very interesting or relatable way.

Still, Drain provides great insight into the WBC. Some of the more fasci-nating details include the favoritism shown to the members of the Phelps family, who are children and grand-children of the pastor, and the com-plicated system of gossip undermining the entire group. Another interesting aspect is the enormous role that intelligence and education play in the WBC. “With well-rounded insights into lots of dif-ferent subjects, we could not be ac-cused of being brainwashed or being bumbling idiots,” says Drain. But mostly, the book gave a

sickening clear-cut depiction of what the WBC actually believes. “� ere were billions of people in hell, 99.9 percent of all the people who had ever lived and died,” says Drain at one point. “� e other 0.1 percent was in heaven. � e ‘saved’ could see the reprobates down in hell burning, which was con-veyed to us as the most appealing part of being one of the chosen ones.” As a memoir, this book wasn’t very good. Drain came o� as unrelatable and uninteresting, and her own mo-tives were sometimes hard to follow. However, as a cultural insight into the Westboro Baptist Church, this book was amazing. Even though she was writing about such hateful people who had hurt her so deeply, Drain somehow managed to keep her writ-ing fairly objective, describing what drove the bizarre characters in her life to do what they did. We’ve seen them picketing, but the book tells us what drives them to picket, as Drain writes, “� e pastor said it was the church’s duty to tell our countrymen they were doomed, not to save them but to open their eyes.”

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