good evening, ladies and gentlemen! my name is simón molón and this is “bum, bum corazón”....
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Good evening, Ladies and Gentlemen! My name is Simón Molón and this is “Bum, Bum
Corazón”. Welcome everybody!
Thank you, thank you very much, dear audience. Tonight
we have an extraordinary show, with lots of surprises and
intrigues, and you, yes you, my dear viewer, you could win a
fantastic car if you keep watching our show!
But let’s get to it! As I was saying, this is going to be
interesting… Let me sum up the facts. Everything starts when
these controversial photos are published on the cover of the latest issue of the magazine
“MARUJOLA”.
“Is Churry double-dealing?” That’s the question! The sexiest
singer of the moment caught cheating on his girlfriend Katia.
And we couldn’t help but wonder: What is Katia’s
reaction? What does she think about all this? Who’s the other
girl?
We need to reveal the mystery. So we have invited the
protagonist much to her regret to our show. Tonight, in
exclusive interview for BUM, BUM CORAZÓN… KATIA!!!!!
How do you feel, Katia?
What do you think? My life has no meaning!
I understand, Katia. I know this is not a good moment for you…
But in order to help our dear friend Katia to tell her
confidences, we have the most reliable and meticulous
journalists of the yellow press.
Please, give a great hand to: PEPITA LERCHANA, SUSY
METICHOTA and KIKA LARETEIRA!!!!
My dear friends, this is your turn. The floor is yours. Pepita, I
know you are dying to talk to Katia.
Thank you, darling. Good evening, Katia.
Good evening.
Even if I pride myself on always being very well-informed, I think
that it is you who must tell us how your relationship was
before this greeeeeat scandal came to light. In my opinion, you
don’t know much about your boyfriend.
Well, I suppose I don’t… Churry was so romantic, so sweet, he was such a gentleman… I can’t
believe it… I feel so bad…
Anyone would feel bad in a situation like yours but… I
admire your courage for coming here to this TV-set and talking to
the audience…
Well… I …, I just want to show all the women in the world what it feels like for a cuckolded girl and I hope that that rotter gets
what he deserves.
Excuse me, Pepita, I don’t mean to interrupt you, but I have a question for our friend Katia:
Are you coming here for free or are you getting paid for talking
about your misfortune?
That’s off the point right now!!
Maybe you have something to hide?
I don’t!!! Why do you pick a quarrel with me?
Nobody is picking a quarrel with you, dear. Our duty, as
prestigious journalists, is the search of the whole truth.
If the cap fits, wear it.
I don’t allow you to treat me like that!
That’s enough! Stop it! Kika is waiting for her turn to speak. Go ahead, Kika.You look stunning
tonight!
Oh, Simón! You are always so charming! I just want to give her my support, because no women should bear a situation like hers.
We all know about Churry and his reputation as a womanizer before he began dating Katia.
These photos don’t surprise me. In fact, I know the identity of the
girl in the photo…
What a surprise for us!!! Tell us, please…
She is a Caribbean girl. Her name is Tiffany and she works
as a salsa dance teacher. Apparently she met Churry last summer at a party and they got
on very well…
Well, I have a different hot tip, and you know, Kika, that I
always check my information. That’s what I have learnt during my years at University, because
I have a degree, of course…
It’s unnecessary to reproach me for not going to University, but I dare to say that, when you were
still studying and living with your parents, I was already
working as a reporter.
Stop it! That’s enough! Both of you are excellent professionals. Please, Pepita, what do you have
to say about all this?
According to a reliable source, Churry was already dating
Tiffany before he met Katia.
Well, what a scoop!!!
Anyway, BUM, BUM CORAZÓN always wants to give you the trustworthiest information, so
tonight we have a special guest that will help us to understand
this story much better. In exclusive interview for BUM, BUM CORAZÓN: CHURRY
CHULIGUAY!!!!!!!!!!
Welcome to our show, Churry. It’s a pleasure to have you here
tonight.
Thank you very much. The pleasure is mine.
What are you doing here, you liar? How do you dare?
Calm down, please! Don’t lose your composure! We are here to inform the audience about your love story and you must help us
instead of quarrelling…
I’m gonna kill him!!! Damn you! Go to hell, you bastard!
I can explain everything…!
And it is about time! This is getting interesting…
Would you like to win a fantastic car? Call now 12345678 or send a text message to 6666 with the word “CAR”. Let’s go on with
the show, Ladies and Gentlemen. I think it is Churry’s turn to share his point of view
with us…
Yes, thanks. Everything that has been said here is false and I …
False? And what about the magazine cover? Don’t deny the
evidence!
You look very happy with that Caribbean girl…
But that’s not…
The magazine MARUJOLA is the best and always works with the best paparazzi. Look at these
wonderful photos!
We could also say that you have been dating the photographer,
haven’t you, Pepita?
If you are jealous, just tell me, ok?
Come on, girls, calm down and let Churry speak…
Uff, thank you Simón, as I was saying…
The photos are as clear as daylight!
Let me speak, damn it!
Churry is right, please don’t interrupt him anymore. Go on,
Churry.
I don’t know this woman. I just love my Katia and no one else. I
would kill and die for her…
Oh, Churry. Is that true? And what about the photos?
Sorry to interrupt you, but we have someone on the line. Who is it? Who? Tiffany!!!!! What?
She has something important to reveal? She is coming into the
set right now? Yes, of course, let her come in, please…
Ladies and Gentlemen, this wasn’t expected. What an
exciting night!!! Please, come in, Tiffany.
You villain!!! How could you do this to me?!!! We were
engaged!!! This baby is yours!! I’m gonna kill this man!!!
I’ll help you!!!
All this sounds like a hoax to me. It’s maybe a set-up to earn
lots of money…
Would you like to win this wonderful chinaware? Call this
number now or send a text message with the word
“CHINA”. What a nice gift for your household!
One moment, dear friends, we have another phone call. Who is it now? Who? Rudy Chuliguay? Churry’s brother? Oh, my God! This is amazing! But, where is he? At the front door? Yes, of course, let him in, let him in.
Thank God!
Hi Tiffany…
He…, hello. Who are you?
I’m Rudy. Your baby’s father, the man in the photo and your
boyfriend. My brother has nothing to do with this…
You never told me about your twin brother…
That’s because you never let me speak…
I’m so sorry I didn’t trust you. Oh, darling, please forgive me!
I love you!
Oh Churry, my love, please forgive me too! I was so
confused…
Anyway, you got a lot of money for this, so let’s buy a car and
marry in Las Vegas!
Let US do it too, sweetheart!
Of course, honey…
Dear audience, what a wonderful happy ending for our guests and
what a let-down for our journalists! Do you have
anything to add, dear friends… always so well-informed?
Well, this is the end of our show. Thank you very much for your attention! See you next Friday!
Don’t miss it! Bye!
THE CAST
SIMÓN LOMBARDERO as Simón Molón (aka Super Simon): Host and presenter of the talk-show BUM BUM CORAZÓN (HEARTBEAT)
DIEGO GARCÍA TEIXEIRA as Churry Chuliguay (aka Johnny Cool): Famous singer. Caught by the paparazzi with two different women.
MARCELA OVEJERO as Katia: Churry’s deceived girlfriend. She goes to the talk-show in order to tell her story and to take revenge on his boyfriend.
YISETH LLANOS as Tiffany Pérez: Professional salsa dancer. Churry’s presumed Caribbean lover. They were caught together in a disco in an embarrassing situation.
MIRIAM FOLGUEIRA as Pepita Lerchana (aka Miss Bigmouth): Yellow press journalist. She has a strong character and is very persistent with the guests.
NEREA FERNÁNDEZ as Susi Metichota (aka Miss Busybody): Yellow press journalist. More polite than Pepita but as annoying as her.
SILVIA IGLESIAS as Kika Lareteira (aka Miss Chatterbox): Yellow press journalist. She is very indiscreet.
DANIEL GARCÍA TEIXEIRA as Rudy Chuliguay (aka Tony Cool): Tiffany’s real boyfriend. He will tell the truth at the end of the show.