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Crazy Christmas Cabaret presents Hitchcock-Up!Glassalen in Tivoli, Vester-brogade 3, Cph V; ends Jan 12, performances Mon-Sat 19:30, Sat 15:00; tickets 100-370kr, www.teaterbilleter.dk; www.londontoast.dk� is year, to celebrate 30 years of the CCC, the master of suspense is being reinvented by the mistress of suspenders. “I write the show about issues that are relevant to the public,” writer, director and leading lady Vivienne McKee told InOut. “And Hitchcock is as in� u-ential today as he was when he was alive. Just look at � e Killing and Borgen.” � e plot sees ‘Vivienne’ decide she’s had enough of the CCC and decide to adapt a long-lost Hitchcock script. Her actors vow to dispense of her quickly. LL

Madame Butter� yStore Scene, Operaen, Ekvipagemestervej 10, Cph K; ends Tue, performances Tue 20:00, tickets 125-895kr; in Ital-ian with Danish subs; 160 mins including intermission; www.kgl-teater.dk Wow. Isn’t Copenhagen lucky?! Puccini’s Madame Butter� y, one of the best loved operas of all time, is being staged in this city for the sec-ond year in a row. VS

Blam!Republique, Østerfælled Torv 37, Cph Ø; ends Sat, perfor-mances Fri 20:00, Sat 15:00 and 20:00; tickets 160–255kr; www.republique.dkSuspend disbelief – and gravity – for the return of one of the most high-octane performances you’ll ever see. � e death-defying stunts and thrills of Blam! are back with a bigger en-semble and better story. AS

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Semiramide (Semiramis)Store Scene, Operaen, Ekvipagemestervej 10, Cph K; ends Jan 16; performances Mon & Wed 20:00; tickets 125-895kr, billet@kglteater.dk, 3369 6969; 240 mins, two intermissions; sung in Italian with Danish subs; www.kglteater.dk� e swansong of his career in Italy, Semiramide is Gioachino Rossini’s operatic adaptation of a famous 1748 Voltaire tragedy. KRG

� e NutcrackerKoncertsalen i Tivoli; ends Dec 22, performance times vary, Sat & Sun matinees at 14:00, no Mon performances; tickets 325-495kr, concessions for under-8s, www.tivoli.dk; 120 mins with intermissionA traditional version of everyone’s favourite Christmas ballet but with a twist: the sets have been designed by the queen. It’s a cracker. BH

CelebrationStore Carl, Pasteursvej 20, Cph V; starts Wed, performances Wed, Thu & Dec 8 at 20:00 (also 16:00 on Dec 8); Tickets 60-130kr, www.teaterbilleder.dk, www.billet-lugen.dk; 90 mins, no intermis-sion; www.svalholm.dkJoin the Celebration at northern Europe’s largest contemporary dance centre. Four international dancers come together in a col-lective celebration of their home countries as a tribute to diversity and festivity, acknowledging com-mon life milestones and occasions in a period often overshadowed by con� ict and uncertainty. As the performance progresses, the danc-ers must face critical decisions with some serious results. � e evening begins with a short intro from toastmaster Mark le Fêvre, the 2012 winner of the Danish Open in stand-up comedy. JH

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TWIN PEAKS was my Morrissey, it was my Oasis. As a latent teen in the south of England who thought acid house was a new kind of ab-attoir, � e Stone Roses and their like passed me by. I was growing up fast and needed a bad in� uence to encourage me to be moody and take hallucinogenic drugs. When it came, it permeated me like no other. Manchester had Bez, but I had Bob.

� is coming � ursday, Vega will welcome many such devotees, intrigued to see what their Twin Peaks theme night (see G2 for de-tails) will consist of. Many will dress up, others won’t but claim they’ve come as Leo (especially if they’re sit-ting down), and some might even come in character, after slaying a teenage girl and dumping her body on the beach in a plastic sheet.

Whatever they do, they’ll do it with style and without reason. For at the essence of Twin Peaks was its postmodernism. � e net is awash with graveyard Q & A sites, where every other answer is: “Nobody knows! Not even David Lynch!”

And even when there’s an an-swer, it’s incredulous. Like the popu-lation. On the sign it says 51,201, but apparently this was a late addi-tion by a network executive fearful that urban audiences would switch o� during the opening credits. Its real population is 5,120 – a typo it was later claimed.

� e theme evening would do well to consult the owner of � e Log Lady café (see G9 for details) in the city centre. Her homage to the series aims to capture its atmos-phere, not give every visitor a visual journey through all 30 episodes. It’s tastefully done and the ideal place to start my own little homage.

I’ll probably need to wrap up warm, though. With 6cm of snow expected on Saturday, and minus temperatures all next week, we could be in for a white December, let alone Christmas. And this issue is again accordingly festive with a guide to the best places to buy deco-rations (see G9), three Christmas pub quizzes (G8-9), numerous mar-kets (G8), a heads-up on this year’s panto (G8) and a recipe for festive turkey that doesn’t involve you hav-ing to roast the thing for � ve hours.

� e cast of Twin Peaks sang a version of ‘� e 12 Days of Christ-mas’ once. Bob sings the “three possessed souls” verse. Don’t ask me why: “Nobody knows! Not even David Lynch!”.

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A marriage so strong, it will last for an eternity

Given its political undertones, the lady of the house is pretty much looking up at the guillotine

� e Marriage of FigaroGamle Scene, Kongens Nytorv 9, Cph K; Tue & Wed 19:30; tickets 95-595kr; 180 mins including intermission; in Italian with Danish subs; www.kglteater.dk

FOR TWO DAYS in December, the Royal National � eatre will host Mozart’s bitter-sweet comedic opera, � e Marriage of Figaro (originally Le Nozzi de Figaro). � is much-loved opera, performed by Den Jyske Opera, witnesses the rollercoaster emotions during the course of a chaotic, action-packed day of intrigue and misunderstandings. All shades of the emotional palette are embraced: from lust, transgression and jealousy, to commit-ment and forgiveness. � ese desires and emotions spin dramatically out of control as the day of madness unfolds − all set to the magical music of Mozart.

On the surface, it may seem like an al-most slapstick comedy of errors, in which all the characters seem hell-bent on following their own self-serving instincts and desires. But the story of the opera − a political and psychological dramatisation of the aristo-cratic hierarchy set to a simply stunning orchestration that subtly personi� es the in-dividual characters − is so much more than that.

Figaro has its origins in a play by Beau-marchais that was banned by the French monarchy and that only had its première in 1784 – by that time, the writing was on the wall for Louis XVI. Transforming the piece into an opera must have been quite the po-litical hot potato in the censorious atmos-phere of Joseph II’s Vienna, where the play had also been banned. � e librettist Lorenzo Da Ponte wrote his script in poetic Italian and removed the obvious political refer-ences to get the censor’s approval. Although the rascally aristocrats do get their comeup-pance in Figaro, what was really fascinating for Mozart and Da Ponte is the sheer human drama that ensues from the twists, turns and entanglements on the unforgettable day of Figaro’s wedding.

� e Danish National Opera’s produc-tion from 2006 provides everything that the discerning opera-goer would expect: exuber-ant costumes, an aesthetically e� ervescent staging and high musical standards, both on and o� stage. Set in the Seville of the late 18th century, the performance has costumes inspired by the vibrant colours and imagery of Spanish artist Goya. Robert Bøgelund Vinther’s staging (based on Jan Maagaard’s original) of this operatic masterpiece has more than lived up to its billing. Two strong teams of singers combine with conductor Per Otto Johansson, who expertly leads the

outstanding team of soloists supported by the Copenhagen Philharmonic.

From the comic fanfare of the opening overture to the dramatic explosive climax, the powerful score de� nes the emotional and expressive universe that captivates the audi-ence. � e emancipated atmosphere allows the personal turmoil of the main characters Figaro, Susanna, the Count and Countess to be re� ected in the arias Mozart composed for them. Cherubino’s seemingly uncontrol-lable urges come to fruition in ‘Non so più cosa son’ and ‘Voi che sapete’, the Count’s furious rage is given full vent in ‘Hai giá vin-ta la causu’, and Figaro’s moving ‘Aprite un po’ quegli occhi’. Perhaps the most a� ecting music is reserved for the women: the Coun-tess’s tragic and poignant ‘Porgi, amor’ or Su-sanna’s entrancing ‘Deh vieni’. However, it is Mozart’s ensemble music that assaults the senses, most famously in the � nale of Act II in which the mounting tension is brilliantly interpreted with one of the longest uninter-rupted pieces of music ever composed by Mozart.

Over the years, opera has acquired an unfair reputation for being inaccessible − a secret world reserved for the privileged classes and cultural elite. But the register of emo-tions and themes is universal and the cocktail of song, music, costumes, dance and special e� ects are instantly recognisable from Hol-lywood to Bollywood. For those yet to ex-perience opera � rst hand, the Old Stage in Kongen’s Nytorv provides both an elegant setting and a typical Danish informality for such occasions, which means you can leave your gala dresses and dinner jackets at home. Mozart’s � e Marriage of Figaro is a classic of its kind and is the perfect introduction to the enchanting world of opera.

� e 2006 performances received rave re-views, and the 2012 reviews have been no less enthusiastic with standing ovations at all per-formances. Lean back in the sumptuous sur-roundings of the Gamle Scene and succumb to the overwhelming theatrical and musical experience that is � e Marriage of Figaro.

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Twin Peaks � eme EveningVega, Enghavevej 40, Cph V; Thu (Dec 6) 20:00; Tick-ets 50kr, at the door or at www.vega.dk

� e plot of Twin Peaks in four photos (clockwise from top left): Bob is the evil dead, Shelly is sexy evil, Laura is sexy dead, and Audrey is dead sexy

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Louisiana, Gl Strandvej 13, Humlebæk; ends Feb 3; open Tue-Fri 11:00-22:00, Sat-Sun 11:00-18:00; adult tickets: 95kr, concessions: 85kr, under-18s: free adm; www.louisiana.dk� e � lm and music compositions of Albanian artist Anri Sala com-ment on politics and personal rela-tionships. BF

Gra� k fra Det Kongelige Danske KunstakademiDanske Grafikeres Hus, Sølv-gade 14, Cph K; ends Dec 16; open Thu-Sun 13:00-17:00; www.danskegrafikere.dkDanske Gra� keres Hus (Danish Printmakers House) provides an exhibition space for artists who make prints, from lithographs to etchings and everything between. � is exhibition shows new work from students at Copenhagen’s Royal Danish Art Academy. BF

Astrid SvangrenChristian Andersen, Høker-boderne 17-19, Cph V; ends Dec 22; open Tue-Fri, Sat 12:00-16:00; www.christian-andersen.net Astrid Svangren’s favours a mini-malist colour palette, with occa-sional pops of saturated colour to create a mood, in her paintings, sculptures and installations. BF

PICTURE THIS: you’re perched on top of a bar stool in a gritty, dimly-lit diner. The waitresses, both clad in snappy teal uniforms, dole out coffee refills and scram-bled eggs from behind the counter. Cool jazz pulsates from above while a detective in a trench coat picks at a slice of cherry pie and mut-ters unintelligibly into a tape recorder.

Perhaps it feels like you’re sitting at the Double R in Twin Peaks, but in reality the spectacle playing out in front of you is merely a TV screen. And that Bobby Briggs looka-like over there? He’s actually a shop owner from Nørrebro. In reality, this scene is a long way from, and two decades on, the small-town audiences have come to love – you’re at Vega’s Twin Peaks Theme Evening.

Since Laura Palmer, the fictional teenager whose mur-der kick-started the series, first washed up on televi-sion screens in 1990, David Lynch’s Twin Peaks has gar-nered a fiercely devoted fan base (read: cult following)

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Clausens Kunsthandel, Told-bodgade 9, Cph K; ends Dec 22; open Tue-Sat 11:00-17:00; www.clausenskunsthandel.dk Bendt Ulrich Sørensen works with sculpture and printmaking. BF

� e CriticGalleri Nicolai Wallner, Ny Carlsberg Vej 68, Cph V; ends Jan 20; open Tue-Fri 12:00-17:00, Sat 12:00-15:00; www.nicolaiwallner.comElmgreen & Dragset work with is-sues of gay identity, performance, and the in  uence of economics and culture in public art. BF

I Am the RiverNikolaj Kunsthal, Nikolaj Plads 10, Cph K; ends Jan 27; open Tue-Sun 12:00-17:00; www.nikolajkunsthal.dkEva Koch presents a large-scale installation of an Icelandic wa-terfall built to scale. BF

AnimationsGalleri Nicolai Wallner, Ny Carlsberg Vej 68, Cph V; ends Jan 20; open Tue-Fri 12:00-17:00, Sat 12:00-15:00; www.nicolaiwallner.comScottish artist David Shrigley is known for his naïve drawing style and irreverent sense of hu-mour. BF

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Galleri Christoffer Ege-lund, Bredgade 75, Cph K; starts Nov 30, ends Jan 19; open Mon-Fri 11:00-18:00, Sat 12:00-16:00; www.christ-offeregelund.dk� is annual group exhibition celebrates the Christmas season with a wide range of contempo-rary art. Featuring over 20 artists from around the world, there will be paintings, drawings, sculptures and photographs to appeal to the art lover on your holiday list. � e US-based artist Kevin Cyr is a notable addition to this year’s roster. BF

ProsperoMartin Asbæk Gal-lery, Bredgade 23, Cph K; starts Nov 30, ends Dec 29; open Tue-Fri 11:00-18:00, Sat 11:00-16:00; www.martinasbaek.com Johnathan Callen, a sculptor, uses books in his artwork. Books become both large forms that take over an exhibition space and small paintings that remain on the wall. He shows new work in this solo exhibition. BF

Gitte MørkGalleri Oxholm, Ravnsborggade 5, Cph N; starts Nov 30, ends Dec 31; open Wed-Fri 13:00-18:00, Sat 12:00-16:00, Sun 13:00-17:00; www.galle-rioxholm.dk� is solo exhibition features new work by abstract painter Gitte Mørk. Mørk works with colour, form and pattern in her paintings. BF

EntropyMarianne Friis Gal-lery, Prags Boulevard 49, Back Yard, Cph S; starts Nov 30, ends Dec 22; open Wed-Fri 11:00-17:00, Sat 12:00-16:00; www.marian-nefriisgallery.comRobin Monies shows new work for her � rst solo exhibition in Den-mark. � e artist works with pho-tography, collage and painting. BF

Christmas ExhibitionPolitikens Galleri, Rådhuspladsen 37, Cph V; starts Nov 30, ends Dec 27; open Mon-Fri 08:30-18:00, Sat 10:00-14:00; www.plus.politiken.dk/galleriDanish artists Peter Carlsen and Claus Carstensen are the featured artists in the Politiken Galleri Christmas exhibition. BF

Rune Elgaard MortensenGalleri KANT, St Kongens Gade 3, Baghuset, Cph K; ends Dec 8; open Tue-Fri 12:00-18:00; www.gallerikant.dkRune Elgaard Mortensen, a Dan-ish painter who lives in Norway, paints minimalist canvases explor-ing � gure and form. BF

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Evening for the wild at heart and been hailed as one of the highest-rated series of all time. FBI Agent Dale Cooper is brought in to investigate the young girl’s demise and inadvertently untangles a further web of mystery, as it turns out that Laura’s death is not the only mystery in town – nearly all of the characters conceal darker secrets be-neath a campy exterior.

The eccentricity and in-trigue of Twin Peaks come to Copenhagen on Thursday night when Vega’s Ideal Bar pays homage to the cult clas-sic. The event is the latest in Vega’s ‘Din Koncert’ (‘Your Concert’) series, in which se-lected organisers are invited to run the show for one even-ing, selecting all the musical content, themes and visuals. Following an intro of selected scenes from the series to warm up both die-hard Cooper fans and newbies alike, Denmark’s own electropop singer Freja Loeb will take the stage as the musical headliner of the even-ing. Instead of performing original music, however, Loeb and her band will depart from their signature tunes for the night and reinterpret favour-ites like ‘World Spins’ and ‘Falling’ from the Twin Peaks universe.

Stick around after the concert when the visuals and dreamy music continue and the intimate atmosphere

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Kunstforeningen Gl Strand, Gammel Strand 48, Cph K; ends Jan 13; open Tue-Sun 11:00-17:00, Wed-Thu 11:00-20:00; www.glstrand.dk� is annual group exhibition fea-tures work by emerging young artists with a prize for best in show. � is year’s artists include Selma Alacam, Kai Mailänder, Claire Moore and Zoe Williams, among others. � e international group comes from Denmark, Germany and Scotland. BF

Little Shop of HorrorKunstforeningen Gl Strand, Gammel Strand 48, Cph K; ends Jan 13; open Tue-Sun 11:00-17:00, Wed-Thu 11:00-20:00; www.glstrand.dkCamilla Berner will present new work in the Salon at GL Strand. Berner works with sculpture and the environment in her multi-disciplinary art practice. BF

Richard DeaconGalleri Susanne Ottesen, Gothersgade 49, Cph K; ends Jan 12; open Tue-Fri 10:00-18:00, Sat 11:00-15:00; www.susanneottesen.dkBritish sculptor Richard Dea-con has recently returned from a residency in Singapore where he created pieces combining print media and sculptural forms. BF

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Gamle Scene, Operaen Ekvipagemestervej 10, Cph K; starts Fri, ends Dec 16, Per-formances Fri 19:30, Sat & Sun 13:00 & 17:00, (Thu Dec 13, 19:30), no performances Mon-Wed; Tickets 75-595kr; 140 mins including intermis-sions; www.kglteater.dk� e immortal tale of Sleeping Beauty comes to life on Oper-aen’s stage, set to a ballet score by Tchaikovsky and and chore-ography by Christopher Weel-don. After a fateful spindle prick sends her into a century-long slumber, the protagonist prin-cess � nally awakes after rescue from her prince, just in time for wedding bells to ring. Good and evil, humour and drama all combine in this fairytale adven-ture for audiences of all ages. JH

� e Full MontyStærekassen, August Bournonvilles Passage 3, Cph K; ends Sat, perfor-mances Fri 20:00, Sat 16:00 & 20:00; Tickets: 230-365kr, www.billetlugen.dkTeatret Gorgerne, a performance group who every year stage an English-language production, are this year staging � e Full Monty, a moving and hilarious tale about six unemployed men who decide to get their kit o� to give their sorry lives a boost. EM

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Gesamt: Disaster 501. What Happened to Man?Kunsthal Charlottenborg, Nyhavn 2, Cph K; ends Dec 30; open Tue-Sun 11:00-17:00, Wed 11:00-20:00; Tickets: 60kr, under-16s: free adm; www.kun-sthalcharlottenborg.dkGesamt is a crowd-sourced � lm, with directors from around the world submitting � ve minutes of footage based on one of six cultural works selected by director Lars Von Trier. BF

[details]Statens Museum for Kunst, Sølvgade 48-50, Cph K; ends March 17; open Tue-Sun 10:00-17:00, Wed 10:00-20:00; tickets: 95kr, under-25s: 65 kr, under- 18s: free adm; www.smk.dkFocusing on the � ne details in clas-sic drawings and paintings from the 18th century to 1930. BF

In the black of her eyes you can see the re� ection of his camera DAMPgallery, Esplanaden 1C, Cph K; ends Dec 1; Open Wed-Fri 12:00-18:00; www.dampgal-lery.dk � orbjørn Bechmann works in the minimalist tradition with painting, sculpture, and video. BF

French masterpiecesNy Carlsberg Glyptotek, Dantes Plads 7, Cph V; ends April 30; open Tue-Sun 11:00-17:00; Entry 75kr; 3341 8141; www.glyptoteket.com� is array of French masterpieces will take you on a journey through from 1850 to the 20th century. LD

Chicken StrikkenMalmö Konsthall, St Johan-nesgatan 7, Malmö; ends Jan 27; open Mon-Sun 11:00-17:00, Wed 11:00-21:00; www. konsthall.malmo.seLA-based Lisa Anne Auerbach pre-sents new work based on Danish knitting patterns from the 1970s called Hønsestrik, or Chicken Knit-ting. BF

Edward SteichenDet Nationale Fotomuseum, Søren Kierkegaards Plads 1, Cph K; ends Feb 2; open Mon-Sat 10:00-21:00; www.kb.dk/da/dia/fotomuseum Steichen helped shape the � elds of fashion and glamour photography with the work he did for Vogue and Vanity Fair magazines in the early 20th century. BF

Martin FastingGalerie Pi, Borgergade 15D, Cph K; ends Dec 20; open Tue-Fri 12:00-18:00, Sat 11:00-14:00; www. galeriepi.dk Martin Fasting works with � gura-tive realism in his paintings. Each of his well-executed � gures appear in strange situations from car crashes to the jaws of an alligator. He will be showing new paintings in this solo-exhibition. BF

Ryan Gander David Risley Gallery, Bredgade 65A, Cph K; ends Dec 1; Open Tue-Fri 12:00-18:00, Sat 11:00-15:00; www.davidrisleygallery.com British artist Ryan Gander won the 2009 Zurich Art Prize and the 2003 Prix de Rome for Sculpture. BF

In TransitGallery B15, Islands Brygge 15, Cph S; ends Dec 10; open Wed-Fri 13:00-18:00; www.gal-leryb15.dkJesper Palm, a � gurative painter, renders contemporary scenes in a traditional artistic medium. BF

Dimensions of Sharing Overgaden, Neden Vandet 17, Cph K; ends Jan 20; open Tue-Sun 13:00-17:00, Thu 13:00-20:00; www.overgaden.orgSuzanna Asp, Maija Luutonen, Sini Pelkki and Pilvi Takala present new work based on the relationship be-tween private and public. BF

Danh Vo: We the PeopleStatens Museum for Kunst, Sølvgade 48-50, Cph K; ends June 2013; open Tue-Sun 10:00-17:00, Wed 10:00-20:00; tickets: 95kr, concessions 65kr, under-18s: free adm; www.smk.dkDanish-Vietnamese artist Danh Vo has made a 45-metre copy of the Statue of Liberty. BF

Recollections (of Willumsen)Galleri Bo Bjerggaard, Flæs-ketorvet 85A, Cph, V; ends Dec 20; open Tue-Fri 13:00-18:00, Sat 12:00-16:00; www. bjerggaard.com� is exhibition features artists cre-ating new pieces in response to the works of Danish artist, Jens Ferdi-nand Willumsen (1863-1958). BF

Modernisme and GuldalderNivaagaards, Malerisamling, Gl Strandvej 2, Nivå; ends Jan 1; open Tue-Fri 12:00-16:00, Wed 12:00-20:00, Sat & Sun 11:00-17:00; entry 70kr, concessions 50kr, under-18s free adm; www.nivaagaard.dkJohannes Hage Nivaagaard and Knud W Jensen Louisana both started their own museums and built an impressive collection of Danish and foreign art. LD

Album Covers: Vinyl RevivalDenmark’s Design Museum, Bredgade 68, Cph K; ends March 13; open Tue-Sun 11:00-17:00, Wed until 21:00; tickets: 75kr, under-18s free adm; www.designmusuem.dkWith over 400 LP covers, this sur-vey exhibition explores the stylish visual culture of classic album cov-ers. BF

India Art: NowArken Museum of Contempo-rary Art, Skovvej 100, Ishøj; ends Jan 13; open Tue-Sun 10:00-17:00, Wed 10:00-21:00; Tickets: 95kr, concessions 75kr, under-18s free adm; www.arken.dkA new survey exhibition exploring contemporary art in India. BF

Bryan Dooley & � omas YeomansPeter Lav Gallery, Esplanaden 8D, Cph K; ends Dec 15; open Wed-Fri 12:00-17:00, Sat 12:00-15:00; www.plgallery.dkBryan Dooley works with con-ceptual photography and installa-tion, while fellow conceptual artist � omas Yeomans works with the intersection of popular culture, digi-tal media and painting. BF

Mies Van Der Rohe and the Barcelona PavillionDansk Arkitektur Center, Strandgade 27B, Cph K; ends Dec 1; open Mon-Sun 10:00-17:00, Wed 10:00-21:00; www.dac.dk� is exhibition focuses on celebrat-ed German architect Mies Van Der Rohe’s 1929 Barcelona Pavilion. It was an important part of the 1929 International Exposition in Barce-lona, Spain. BF

� e Castle & Other Works: A One Man ShowGalleri Christoffer Egelund, Bredgade 75, Cph K; ends Dec 1; Open Mon-Fri 11:00-18:00; Sat 12:00-16:00; www.christof-feregelund.dk US-based artist Jason Jägel will be showing a new series of gouache paintings done in a cartoon-like style. BF

Self-PortraitLouisiana Museum of Modern Art, Gl Strandvej 13, Humle-bæk; ends Jan 13; open Tue-Fri 11:00-22:00, Sat-Sun 11:00-18:00; Tickets: 95kr, under-18s free adm; www.louisiana.dkAn exhibition of over 100 examples of artists working with self-portrai-ture in the 20th century. BF

Out of, In, On, and O� Overgaden, Neden Vandet 17, Cph K; ends Jan 20; open Tue-Sun 13:00-17:00, Thu 13:00-20:00; www.overgaden.orgStefan A Pedersen presents new work exploring the relationship be-tween China and the West, which convey feelings of displacement and a life out of sync. BF

our full Malmö Konsthall, St Johan-nesgatan 7, Malmö; ends Jan 27; open Mon-Sun 11:00-17:00, Wed 11:00-21:00; www.konsthall.malmo.seGeorgian artist � ea Djordjadze’s works, at the intersection of painting and sculpture, resemble propped-up landscapes close to collapse. BF

Kirkeby EpiphanyNy Carlsberg Glyptotek, Dantes Plads 7, Cph V; ends Dec 30; open Tue-Sun 11:00-17:00; tickets: 75kr; www.glyp-toteket.comPer Kirkeby, one of Denmark’s greatest abstract masters, brings a se-lection of works ranging from 1981 to the present day. DS

Tomb and TreasuresMalmö Arena, Mässgatan 6, Malmö; ends Feb 17; open Mon-Fri 10:00-18:00, Wed 10:00-20:00; Sat-Sun 10:00-17:00; Tickets: 165kr (Mon-Fri), 195kr (Sat-Sun); www.tutankhamon.dk� is exhibition features Egyptian artefacts from the famous Egyptian pharaoh Tutankhamon. BF

Dancing with the DemonsHolstebro Kunstmuseum, Mu-seumsvej 2, Holstebro; ends Jan 6, open Tue & Fri, 12:00-16:00, Wed 19:00-21:00, Sat & Sun 11:00-17:00, www.holstebro-kunstmuseum.dkUsing graphics by José Guadalupe Posada, Dr Lakra has redecorated the museum’s walls in the most ma-cabre way. MAR

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W hen thinking about the Danish music scene, upbeat pop music by artists such as Alphabeat, Rasmus

Seebach and Medina might be the first thing that comes to your mind. But dig a little deeper (or ask your hipster friend for help) and you’ll find a world of un-derground bands and music that is just about as varied as a Danish pick’n’mix

candy bar. One of those bands is Billow, a hip-hop group from Copenhagen, who won the award for best Urban Mu-sician at the 2012 Danish Underground Music Awards.

The band is led by Bashir Billow who, when he’s not rapping in a steady east Coast flow, croons soulful melodies with a honeyed voice that’s reminiscent of D’Angelo back in the day. Support-ing him are a live band consisting of brothers Mathias and Jakob Miang, who play drums and guitar respectively, Mads Østergaard on keyboard and An-ders hellborn on bass. The final touch is given by the DJ, Sebastian Thielke, and the mesmerising Rezwan Farmi who

sings backing vocals. The band come from nørrebro and

the melting pot feeling of the area is definitely present in their music. They count The Roots, Lauren hill and Mos Def among their influences and, al-though they are big old school names, it would not be unjust to compare the band to them: the music is soulful hip-hop with an enticing rhythm that’s bound to get you moving.

The band may have only been ac-tive for a little over two years, but they have been slowly building up a steady following – they released a single earlier this year, ‘Mental Picture’, which once heard is impossible to get out of your

head. They’re planning on releasing an-other single with a video soon, but even though they are in the process of re-cording, fans might need to wait a little longer for a studio album. Until then, their presence on the Danish live mu-sic scene is welcome as there aren’t that many quality Danish hip-hop artists who choose to rap in english. Their de-cision to perform in english also allows for their deep and sometimes political lyrics to be understood by non-Danes, which is great, not only if you’re a band looking for international recognition, but also for those of us who live in Co-penhagen but find the idea of learning Danish challenging (to say the least).

Billow will be playing this Saturday at the trendy kB18 in the Meatpacking District. The concert at kødboderne promises to be a good one as Billow is first and foremost a live band. Front-man Bashir says they love to perform and interact with the audience and that, essentially, they’re all about having a party with fellow hip-hop enthusiasts. The best part? Rumour has it that some brand new tunes might make their de-but at the concert, and since the band doesn’t have any other big gigs lined up until January, this is a golden opportu-nity to go and catch one of the hottest urban acts in Copenhagen today.

BillowkB18, kødboderne 18, Cph V Saturday 21:0050kr at the doorwww.kb18.net

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LemâitreRust, Guldbergsgade 8, Cph N; Fri 23:00; 60krMaking their foray into the club scene only two years ago, the Norwegian beatsmiths Ketil Jan and Ulrik Denizou were an instant hit with their EP The Friendly Sound, a compilation of a handful of high adrenaline dance music tracks. The self-defined ‘discodudes’ enjoyed immediate hype and were sent on a whirlwind tour of Scandi-navia before international offers started flooding in, booking gigs all over Europe and the US. Nick WarrenCulture Box, Kro-nprinsessegade 54, Cph K; Fri 23:00; 70krThe Kødbyen district pretty much has the market sewn up for dance, techno and house DJs bar one institution: Cul-ture Box. Introducing inter-national DJs from a myriad of backgrounds far beyond Berlin, Culture Box is hailed as Co-penhagen’s top venue for dance music. Headlining tonight is Nick Warren, the English Daniel van Der noon

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Kristofferson’s daughter Kelly joined him on a few songs to sing harmony and hold, but never really play a banjo. She has a great voice and brought a sparkle to her dad’s eye, but her contribution was slight − their musicianship never rose above the holiday camp father/daugh-ter talent show level.

The mid-to-slow tempo of Kristofferson’s catalogue con-fused that part of the crowd bound and determined to clap along and turn every song into a Dubliner’s rave-up − the original pace of the tune be damned. To his credit, Kristofferson never al-lowed the audience to alter his staid delivery.

When he appeared on the scene in Nashville in the 1960s, Kristofferson scared the estab-lishment to death. His songs that unabashedly acknowledged that people had sex when they weren’t married, sometimes smoked dope and were often hungover

on Sunday morning caused one tradition-bound country star to sneer: “Great, now Nashville has its very own hippie.”

An icon now himself, the best of very few spoken moments were when, struggling with a cold, he looked out at the crowd and deadpanned: “Y’all paid a lot of money to watch an old fart blow his nose,” and at the end of the break-up ballad ‘Nobody Wins’, when he paused and said: “Well, somebody won … Obama won … so the whole world won.”

There is still some grit in the old hippie after all.

There is a scene in a horrid 1984 film called Songwriter in which Kristofferson’s character climbs dishevelled from the ho-tel bed, looks at the mirror with-out taking off his sleep mask and says: “You good looking son of a bitch, don’t you ever die.”

On one chilly Copenhagen evening, a room full of people shared that sentiment.

WATCHING 76-year-old Kris Kristofferson live is like seeing a liv-

ing, breathing bit of American history. Yeah, that’s a cliché, but sometimes the cliché is the shortest distance to the truth.

It’s all there. The hot, sexy beginning, filled with promise and invention. The middle years, clogged with excess and loss of purpose. And finally, the realisa-tion that the best days may be past, but the struggle continues to redefine, reinvent and perhaps become relevant once again.

Kristofferson arrived on stage at promptly 9pm. A Texas gentleman does not keep his guests waiting. Approaching his eighth decade, Kristofferson remains razor-thin, classically

handsome and radiates the kind of presence that only years and miles can bring.

Playing most of the night alone, Kristofferson’s plain-spoken voice and simple guitar and harmonica playing stripped every song to its essence – and these are sturdy songs. Count-less versions by tone-deaf bar bands have not dulled the sim-ple brilliance of ‘Help Me Make It Through the Night’ or ‘Me and Bobby McGee’.

Make no mistake; Kristof-ferson is no virtuoso musician. Your uncle with six months of lessons under his belt is prob-ably a better guitarist, but no-one comes to a Kristofferson show expecting flash guitar so-los; it is the songs and the man that matter.

Kristofferson’s ageing voice actually serves his canon well. A song like ‘Lovin’ Her Was Easier Than Anything I’ll Ever Do Again’ becomes even more powerful when sung by a man who sounds like he has lived

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house DJ and producer, half of the dance duo Way Out West and a member of the Global Underground collective, who’ve played stages from Budapest to Lima. Releasing his Renais-sance Master’s series album this month, house fanatics will pile up at the entrance – so be sure to book in advance.

FlossLarsbjørnsstraede 10, Cph K; Sat 22:00; free admLocated smack in the centre of Copenhagen, Floss is a staple bar for all seasons. Spread over two floors, the graffiti-heavy walls give the basement a gritty Brooklyn-like edge, packed with those too lazy to make the bike trip over to Kødbyen but still looking for a night on the town. Students will be pleased to hear that happy hour runs from 22:00-23:00. But don’t expect anything too impressive, just a strong mojito served up for 30kr in grubby glassware.

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martha WainwrightAmager Bio; 20:00; 275kr The sister of the flamboyant and multi-award winning sing-er-songwriter Rufus and the daughter of legendary American folk singer Loudon Wainwright, Martha made her foray into the pop world as a classical violin-ist. It wasn’t until the mid-‘00s that she released her self-titled debut album, which set off the comparisons between her style and that of indie-rock musician Joan as Police Woman. Beyond your run-of-the-mill pop fodder, Wainwright’s music is patently unique, even if a tad mundane to most.

Hymns From NinevehVor Frelsers Kirke, Sankt Annægade 29, Cph K; 20:00; 140krThe seven-bit all-Danish band of-fer delicately crafted folk-pop that has found a niche in the Danish alternative music scene. Perform-ing a handful of songs from their 2011 Christmas/winter album, Endurance in Christmas Time, they’ll be winding back the clock with a repeat concert of last year’s show at Vor Frelsers Kirke. While most bands try to grab attention with loud, in-your-face beats and clichéd lyrics, the Hymns instead sit quietly in the corner, tapping piano keys and playing violins, flutes and acoustic guitars. Stand a little closer and you may like what you hear.

One-Eyed muleLille Vega; 21:00; 130krThe Danish trio are firmly root-ed in the American folk tradi-tion, capturing the country’s historic soundscape with organs, sitars, banjos, and a handful of homemade instruments. With their fourth album, When To-morrow Comes, released earlier this year, they’ve stamped their authority, as Denmark’s primary Americana outfit, turning out dustbowl ballads reflecting the band’s deep understanding of folk history such as ‘Mild and Warm (To Mississippi John Hurt)’, ‘September Sigh’, and ‘When Tomorrow Comes’.

AlphabeatStore Vega; 20:00; 225krRegarded as one of Denmark’s quirkier pop bands, Alphabeat’s sugary pop-rock has gained suc-cess across the continent and topped the charts in Denmark and the Netherlands and even done well in UK. Best known for their summery hit ‘Fascina-tion,’ the Danes’ ‘80s-inspired hits have ruled the Danish ra-dio station P3’s A-list since the band’s formation in the mid-00s. Often featured on the cover of teen pop magazines in neon-coloured head-bands and high-tops, it goes without saying that Alphabeat’s probably one for the younger crowd.

The casualtiesLoppen; 21:00; 100krThe New York street-punk band is rooted in the so-called ‘golden era’ of punk alongside ground-breaking groups such as The Exploited and Charged GBH. Their fearsome stage presence – foot-high fluorescent mohawks and all – paired with their out-right anti-establishment lyrics has kept them touring since coming together in 1990. Their ninth record, Resistance, released earlier this year, earned a ‘thumbs up’ from punk music experts Sputnik.com. Sure to create a bit of a stir in Christiana, where Loppen is located, it’s advised to arrive early as the venue can only manage a few hundred people.

savage RoseKoncerthuset; 20:00; 295-370krFormed back in 1967, the psy-chedelic rock group led by husband and wife Thomas and Annisette Koppel are hailed as one of Denmark’s most influ-ential bands in rock history. Their eclectic brand of prog-rock, psychedelic and classical jazz elements, paired with Ani-sette’s Janis Joplin-tinged vocals saw the group become one of Scandinavia’s most celebrated acts. While the unfortunate de-parture of Thomas has left An-nisette alone on stage, fans unite in celebrating the band’s history for practically every one of An-nisette’s solo concerts.

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Beethoven & StravinskyKoncertsalen, Kon-certhuset, Emil Holms Kanal 20, Cph S; Wed & Thu 19:30; tickets: 150-530kr, www.billetlugen.dk; www.dr.dkBeethoven’s Eroica and Stravinsky’s Le Sacre du Printemps will rouse you from your slumber and take you on a magical journey. MAR

Lotte Rose + Golden Disko Ship Ideal Bar at Vega, Enghavevej 40, Cph V; Mon 20:00; tickets 50kr, includes one beerLotte Rose is a brilliant young art-ist who lives to explore the dimen-sions of sound. She uses sound from the everyday and nature to create beautiful pockets of bliss in the ma-trix – bound to be a good Monday evening! EBD

Christmas at TivoliVesterbrogade 3, Cph V; clos-es Dec 31, closed Dec 24 & 25; adults 95kr, under-sevens free adm; www.tivoli.dk Elves with red hats, colourful Christmas balls and small wooden houses will join the Russian Vasilij cathedral, as Tivoli takes the best from two worlds for their Christ-mas season this year when the Rus-sian Christmas adventure meets the old-fashioned Scandinavian ‘jule-hygge’. RKM

LIFESTYLE

YOU’VE SEEN her face plastered on every corner, but now you get to see her in the � esh. Lana Del Rey is coming to sing her sultry and soulful songs to you, and you won’t want to miss it. � e New Yorker has won over many with her rich vocals and simultaneously playful and heart-breaking lyrics about love lost. Since mid-2011, her name has become synonymous with her big lips and big hair, but she delivers much more. Singles o� her � rst album Born To Die, such as the smooth and smoky ‘National An-them’ and the emotive ‘Summertime Sadness’, have given her a reputation for her distinctively sensuous melodies. Del Rey’s newest album, � e Paradise Edition, came out earlier this month and featured eight new songs that have been given great credit for clever lyrics and candid commentary. Her show in Copenhagen is sure to keep you hypnotised, so go and get seduced by her unique voice at Falconer Salen on April 12. Tickets are 300-370kr at www.billetlugen.dk.

Millions have already been seduced by his charm and now he’s gracing Co-penhagen with his high-energy stage presence and faint-inducing music. � anks to the support of his ‘Beliebers’, Justin Bieber has inexplicably risen to idol status, with millions upon millions of fans following his career since his de-but in 2009. � e 19-year-old Canadian sensation has just released his fourth album, Believe. His documentary � lm Never Say Never is the highest grossing concert � lm in US history. Become part of this legendary madness at Parken on April 20 for 349-599kr. Buy tickets at www.billetlugen.dk.

� ese guys have been on the scene for far longer, but Denmark is still crazy about them. Love Shop, the Danish pop and rock group, are coming back for an-other show after their last one sold out. With a comeback in 2010, the band gave the world Love Shop’s eighth album, Sal-vation Army, and it was named the year’s best album by Politiken. With their ninth album released last month, Love Shop is on a roll, and loyal fans are lap-ping up the opportunities to see their be-loved band back on the stage where they should be. See this piece of Danish musi-cal history at Store Vega this weekend on December 2. Tickets are going for 240kr at www.billetlugen.dk.

Denmark also appears to be wild for Marina and the Diamonds – when her December concert sold out so quickly, Vega had to move the concert into a larger venue. Good news for you! � is young Brit has the perkiness and person-ality of bubblegum ... with ink inside. Her pop-infused electro-synth sound � rst emerged in 2010 with her EP � e Crown Jewels, but she gained con� -dence in her sound and image with the recently-released album Electra Heart. It gets darker but stronger, and it’s dif-� cult to get tired of her tenacious voice. Get swept up in the sensation at Store Vega on January 24. Tickets are 200kr at www.billetlugen.dk.

Looking for something grittier? Wax Tailor might be what you’re look-ing for. � e Frenchman has become notorious for a multifaceted sound that has become notorious in the post-hip-hop scene. His sound is as varied as is his inspiration, and he has moved from

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NEXT WEEK: MUSEUMS CORNER

A Norwegian XmasKong Haakons kirke, Ved Mønten 9, Cph S; Fri 14:00-19:00, Sat 11:00-16:00, Sun 12:00-16:00; price 10krNorway’s ambassador will open a market brimful of delights from his home nation, including decora-tions and knitwear. Don’t miss the ra� e! MAR

Frederiksberg City Hall Square Xmas MarketSmallegade 1, Frederiks-berg; starts Thu, ends Dec 14; Mon-Thur 10:00-17:00, Fri-Sat 10:00-14:00A great chance to get out and about in the beautiful area without feeling guilty about neglecting your Christ-mas shopping. JOS

New Designers’ Xmas MarketHC Ørstedsvej 18, Frederiks-berg; Sat & Sun 10:00-17:00� is two-day Christmas market will feature more than 21 de-signers selling their deliciously unconventional and unique products. � is market is sure to yield a gift to suit even the wackiest of family members. Be sure to remember cash. JOS

Free jazzCharlie Scott’s, Skindergade 43, Cph K; Tue & Thu 17:00-20:30; Free Adm Jazz music every Tuesday and � ursday!

HY! FestivalBaghold, Vester-fælledvej 7A, Cph V; Sat & Sun at 19:30; tickets: 40kr, available at door; alteration.dk/calen-dar.htmAre you missing the summer mu-sical freedom of festivals? Do you want to see a range of new mu-sic in a cool venue? Can you only spare 40kr? Hy! Festival is just for you. For two nights, this curated show of new free rock, alternative, drone and jazz compositions is the talk of the cool Copenhagen under-ground. Featuring local Danish and Swedish bands, this festival is an in-timate one – only 100 people will be let in each night. Don’t miss this local gem! AS

Danish Design School’s Xmas MarketStrandboulevarden 47, Cph Ø; Wed 16:00-20:00; www.dkds.dkA chance to pick up a one of a kind gift for that someone special. JOS

Outdoor Xmas MarketKIB, Culture Islands Brygge, Islands Brygge 18, Cph S; Sun 11:00-17:00; Free adm� ere will be a bon� re and pleas-antly hot wa� es to warm up by on a Sunday with lots of light, com-fort and opportunities to buy great Christmas gifts for those you love. JOS

Scouts Xmas MarketIslev Kirke, Slotsher-rensvej 321, Rødovre; Sat 13:00-17:00, Sun 12:00-16:00; free adm� e Scouts Christmas Market will be decked out with all sorts of wares, from teddy bears and Christmas trees, to Advent wreaths and deco-rations. Also expect books, clothes, sandwiches, co� ee and cakes. And don’t miss the tombola and ra� e! MAR

Textile Artists MarketDesign 19E, 2nd floor, Ryes-gade 19, Cph K; Fri 15:00–20:00, Sat 11:00–17:00 To avoid that argument with your little sister about how little e� ort you put into her gift, make a visit to Design 19E where tex-tile artists will be � aunting their creations. Permanent workshop members will exhibit alongside guest designers - this year fea-tures Anne Black, Superlove and TriCot Tage. � is is your one-stop shop for jewellery, linens, clothing, pillows, ceramics and a whole lot more. I think Father Christmas even gets inspiration here. JOS

Harness Racing Charlottenlund Race Course, Traverbanevej 10, Charlotten-lund; Sun 13:00; 20kr; www.travbanen.dk No Ben Hur thrills and spills here, that’s for sure!

Alvarro Pierri ConcertS t u d i e s c e n e n , DKDM, Rosenørns Allé 22, Frederiks-berg C; Sun 15:00; tickets: 150kr, concessions 50-70kr; www.dkdm.dk, www.dansk-guitarselskab.dk Listen to masterpieces by Scarla-tti, Albeniz, Ginastera, Piazolla and Barrios being performed by the in-tensely passionate guirtarist Alvaro Pierri. MAR

Håndarbejdets Fremme JulemarkedFrederiksborggade 32, enter via Rømersgade, Cph K; Sat 11:00-16:00A perfect place to come and � nd exclusively homemade gifts, these talented students have done away with impressing their teachers and are instead looking to impress you with their wide variety of creations. Everything from big to small works of art, ceramics, sculptures, graphics, paintings and drawings will be on sale.

Christmas TablesRoyal Copenhagen, Amager-tov 6, Cph K; ends Dec 31, open Mon-Sun 11:00-18:00; free adm; www.royalcopen-hagen.dkSee the fantastically creative dis-plays and don’t forget to pop into the Royal Café for some traditional treats and a steaming cup of gløgg. AS

EventsPeace, Hope and Joy Baggesensgade 7, Cph N; Sun Dec 9 at 13:00; Free adm; 3964 3679; www.fibc.dk� e First International Baptist Church of Copenhagen presents ‘Peace, Hope and Joy’, a free Christ-mas concert. All are welcome. Come early, space is limited.

HomeWalkDybbølsbro train station, Cph V; Fri 10:30; tickets: 250kr; 3114 1414 or www.fa-cebook.com/homewalkingcphJoin this � ve-hour biking tour around the less-travelled parts of Copenhagen and see how the Danes truly live. During the day, you will be given a bike and helmet, tours of four di� erent homes, and classic Danish dishes and drinks. AS

Art Xmas Market Prøvehallen, Porcelænstor-vet 4, Valby; Fri 11:00-16:00A Christmas market that focuses on art.

Kennedy’s Xmas Quiz Gammel Kongevej 23, 1610 Cph V; Mon 19:30; 25kr per person; max four per team � e pub can get crowded so get there at 18:30 to guarantee a nice ta-ble. � e winners get 800kr, second place 400kr and third place 200kr. � ere are two beer round questions, a ra� e and quizmaster Roy, who is a tennis coach, always asks at least two questions on tennis.

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utilising samples to making his own mu-sic and now, in his latest album Dusty Rainbow from the Dark, Tailor returns to stylised sampling. � e album is a concept production inspired by “the enchanted world of children”, and it plays with mu-sical aesthetics by featuring a varied cast of artists. It’s an exciting sound, so get to this show on December 15. It’s at KB18, one of Copenhagen’s true underground, local spots. Tickets are 112kr at www.bil-letnet.dk.

Or try one of the most famed spots in Denmark – Jazz House is hosting a concert to ring in the new year with Pierre Dørge & New Jungle Orchestra. � eir music is an eclectic mixture of jazz, Asian, African and European music, and it is something you won’t want to miss. � e group utilises a plethora of instru-ments and rudimentary objects like sea-shells and kids’ music boxes, but the re-sult is a sound that is musical art. Dørge’s jazz is often likened to Duke Ellington’s, so celebrate New Year’s Eve with one of the wildest nights of jazz around. Tickets are 230kr at www.billetlugen.dk.

After the New Year, try another fes-tive classic: the pantomime. � is time, get swept away on a magic carpet in the Copenhagen � eatre Circle’s Aladdin and his Wonderful Lamp. � e panto takes the story from One � ousand and One Nights, but this version predates the more popularised version by almost 200 years. Set in China, the pantomime tells the story of Aladdin, the son of a poor widow who � nds a genie to help him along the road to magic. An international cast is sure to mesmerise you, so be sure to catch this fantastically historic and tra-ditional show at Krudttønden. It runs on various days in January, and tickets are 160kr for adults and 120kr for under-12s. For more information, go to www.ctcircle.dk.

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� e Globe Quiz Nørregade 43-45 Cph K; Thu 19:30; 25kr pp; max five per team Just 25 kroner per person and the winners get 1,000 kroner, second place 500 and third place a crate of beer. As well as three rounds of 15 questions each – courtesy of quizmaster John Kelleher - there are two beer round questions, a ra� e and a rollover.

Southern Cross Xmas Quiz Løngangstræde 37, Cph K; Thu 19:30; 25kr pp; max five per team You’ll be impressed with the intelli-gence of the questions. � e winners get a bottle of vodka and ten pints of beers, or tokens, second place eight bottles, and last place shots. � is is their last quiz of 2012. BH

Sankt Nikolai Pub Xmas QuizNikolajgade 18, Cph K; Wed 20:00; www.sanktnikolai.dkOn the � rst Wednesday of the month. Four per team, 100kr per team, the winning team wins 400 kroner, four Sunday roast vouchers - you don’t want to miss out on their Yorkshire puddings - and a round of drinks. Second place wins you four roasts, and third: a round. BH

Jazz CruiseNyhavn, Cph K; Sun 15:30; tick-ets 120kr; duration: 90 mins; www.canaltours.dkDiscover Copenhagen from the wa-ter with live jazz courtesy of Hen-ning Munk & Plumperne.

Shane Brox Children WorkshopKunstforeningen, Gammel Strand 48, Cph K; starts Sat, ends Jan 13, daily 11:00-17:00; www.glstrand.dkTake your children to this magical Advent calendar room to take part in a workshop that will lead them into a world of fantasy and imagina-tion. � e workshop is conducted by Shane Brox from Shane’s World on DR. MAR

Christmas family concertKonservatoriets Koncertsal, Ju- l i u s Thomsens Gade 1, Cph K; Sat 15:00-16:00; free adm; www.dkdm.dkEnjoy Christmas songs and car-ols performed by this 26-strong youth choir, who are internationally known and patroned by Princess Mary. MAR

Story Time Books & Company, Sofievej 1, 2900 Hellerup; Tue mornings 09:30-10:00; free adm; www.booksandcompany.dkEvery Tuesday morning, story-teller Sara Albers performs stories, poems, and � nger plays. She en-tertains, inspires and captivates kids’ imaginations, making Tues-day mornings a magical experi-ence for all. SA

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Cafe or bar? The hours are somewhat in between

TUCKED away in an inconspicuous spot on Studiestræde, there’s a metaphorical slice of North American pie that many a TV a� -cionado would love to taste. Standing out among many late-serving cafe-bars with a cool but cosy vibe, � e Log Lady is primar-ily a love song to the prematurely cancelled, early-1990s TV show Twin Peaks.

Despite running for just two seasons (and one movie), the series transformed the face of television forever, paving the way for much of the darker and stranger programming we enjoy today. It’s hard to imagine there being a Lost, � e Sopranos or even � e Killing without Twin Peaks. For a moment, it seemed the entire world was asking: “Who killed Laura Palmer?” Like few shows before, Twin Peaks captured the heart and imaginations of a generation, in-cluding those of myself and the owner of the Log Lady Cafe, Henriette Hartmann.

“For me it all started when I used to spend every summer with my grandmother in Sweden,” she recalls. “I clearly remember our conversation about this exciting new American series called Twin Peaks. I’m sure

my gran had little idea about the content of the show. It turned out to be pretty scary and I was actually way too young to see it. My grandmother’s house was in some dark woods too, so the whole experience was a little overwhelming, but neither of us could stop watching. We were hooked. I still am. A Twin Peaks-themed bar seemed like the natural expression of that.”

To Hartmann’s credit, this relatively small bar is less like a fan-made mecca and more an extension of the show’s atmos-phere. It’s not crammed with memorabilia or signed photographs, rather it’s more the sort of location you might actually hap-pen across in David Lynch’s � ctional town: a neon sign � ickers in the window, most of the furniture is wooden and there’s the occasional piece of taxidermy. Certain wall coverings are Native American and there are actual logs placed here and there. One bla-tant reference to the series is a small walk-way that connects the main room and the small cosy to the toilets: its red-curtained walls and black & white zig-zag � oor is directly inspired by an iconic dream-space called the Black Lodge that many viewers will be familiar with. � is overall restraint re� ects the good taste of Hartmann, earn-ing her kudos from fans without scaring away potential non-Peaks punters. It seems

that while many customers are fans, or at least aware of the references, there are some who are totally oblivious.

Beyond the various nods to Twin Peaks, � e Log Lady doubles as a relax-ing co� ee break (of the damn � ne variety) during the afternoon and wine/spirits bar during the evening, hosting DJs and other small-scale performances. While the beer selection is small, the brands are interesting and well-chosen.

� e � nal allusion to the TV show is of course the name of the bar - � e Log Lady is one of its most recognisable and beloved characters who, after losing her husband, � nds solace in conversing with a mystical log which she cradles like a child, taking it everywhere. Hartmann explains her attraction to the character: “� e Log Lady would say things that seemed crazy at � rst, but her log connected her to a greater understanding of things. She had a small role, but her presence was always felt, even when she was absent. She was pivotal to everything going on in the town.”

Likewise, for a growing number of Copenhageners, this bar is pivotal to their evenings out. If you’re going to the Twin Peaks-themed evening at Vega on � urs-day, here’s your best start to the evening.

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Christmas DecorationsWITH JUST over three weeks until Christmas, now is the time to transform the home into a festive winter wonderland, and what better way than with Christmas decorations, ornaments and much more.

Notre DameNørregade 7, Cph K; open Mon-Thu 09:30-18:00, Fri 09:30-19:00, Sat 10:00-18:00, Sun 10:00-17:00; 3315 1703; www.notredame.dk Nørregade 7 was originally an inn, but in 1908 the property was rebuilt to house Co-penhagen’s � rst car dealership. Since then the space has been transformed into what is now known as Notre Dame, a modern Scandinavian homewares store. Here it is easy to � nd gorgeous and yet a� ordable Danish-inspired Christmas decorations and ornaments. With a beautiful window display that is constantly changing, this is the place to � nd something to suit every Christmas theme. Be sure to keep an eye out for their extensive range of wreaths and Santa Claus � gurines.

H Skjalm PNikolaj Plads 9, Cph K; open Mon-Thu 10:00-18:00, Fri 10:00-19:00, Sat 10:00-16:00 3311 8200; www.hskjalmp.dk For 55 years, H Skjalm P has been a leader in Danish design. � ey traditionally focus on housing interiors and design, but do have a stunning selection of festive-themed homewares that are sure to transform any room into a Christmas haven. � is place is a good option for those wanting to com-pletely transform rooms or the entire home for Christmas rather than add select orna-ments.

Bering House of FlowersLandemærket 12, Cph K; open Mon-Thu 09:00-17:30, Fri 09:00-19:00, Sat 09:00-14:00; 3315 2611; www.bering-flowers.com For those who prefer adding a touch of nature, Bering House of Flowers is the place to go. One of the city’s most famous � orists, this store specialises in providing the freshest products in the most beauti-fully imaginable way possible. From trees to wreaths and even live hanging orna-ments, this shop has to be seen to be be-lieved. It is also well worth a visit for those seeking last minute inspiration.

Royal CopenhagenAmagertorv 6, Cph K; 3313 7181; www.royalcopenhagen.com/da/homeWhilst Royal Copenhagen may be bet-ter known as one of the � nest porcelain manufactures in the world, they are also leading the way in high quality Christ-mas-themed serving ware that will stand the test of time. One collection that is sure to stand out is their tasteful array of porce-lain that features garlands of spruce wind and bows of satin, hearts, drums and an-gels. � is store has everything one would need to hold a traditional and utterly cosy Danish Christmas, as well as porcelain Christmas � gurines.

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support will receive the same welfare

bene� ts. Higher education and research:

Universities will get an extra one billion

kroner over two years to cover costs as-

sociated with a predicted increase in

the number of students. Moreover, stu-

dents will no longer pay administrative

fees, and prospective Master’s students

will have prerequisite course tuitions

paid. � e government will also fund

1,500 more state-supported internship

positions.Infrastructure and job creation:

Some 17.5 billion kroner will be in-

vested over two years in infrastructure

projects, such as a new rail line between

Copenhagen and Ringsted, a project to

widen the Holbæk motorway, erosion

protection e� orts along Jutland’s west

coast, and renovations to public hous-

ing. Prime minister Helle � orning-

Schmidt has said that these ‘kickstart’

projects will create 20,000 new jobs

from 2012-2013. � e Danish Construc-

tion Association predicts 10,000.

Tax break: � e unpopular ‘mul-

timedia tax’ introduced by VK will be

abolished, saving some 525,000 Danes

with business laptops and mobile

phones 3,000 kroner per year.

Not everyone, however, can look for-

ward to a cash infusion. Smokers and junk

food lovers will be taxed higher on their

vices, while international corporations

will also see higher tax bills. SRSF plans

to raise revenue by closing a number of

tax loopholes going back nearly 20 years

that allowed international corporations

in Denmark to escape paying corporate

taxes (see more on page 15).

All told, the spending increases in the

new budget are not as big as the minister

of the economy and interior, Margrethe

Vestager (R), would like. She noted that

VK under-reported the de� cit for 2012,

making it imprudent to spend more. But

Denmark will still meet the EU’s � nan-

cial responsibility benchmarks, despite

the larger de� cit, she added.

A new budget to ‘kickstart’ the economy

SRSF’s � rst budget will spend 17.5 billion

kroner on infrastructure and abolish

previous taxes and restrictions

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Restaurant Indian FlavoursKongens Nytorv 19

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Restaurants

Restaurant Kiin Kiin Guldbergsgade 21, Cph N; 3535 7535; open Mon-Sat 17:30-21:00; four-course menu 450kr, seven-course 775kr (with wine menu 1450kr); www.kiin.dk Kiin Kiin isn’t just a restaurant, it’s an experience, a place where every little detail is thought through. PDR

Reinwald’s Farvergade 15, 1463 Cph K; open Mon-Sat 14:00-24:00 (kitchen closes at 22:00); 3391 8289; five-course menu with wine 850kr, other dishes 75-215kr; www.reinwalds.dkServing lunch and dinner, a direc-tor’s script-length of choices con-fronts you at Reinwald’s. It’s a who’s who of classic French and French-inspired Danish dishes as well as a monthly set menu. Any chef would be proud of this. SC

Hero KitchenJarmersplads 3, Cph V; open: Tue-Thu 17:00-23:00, Fri-Sat 17:00-02:00 (kitchen clos-es 22:00); 6969 6000; price range: 40-125kr; www.her-okitchen.dk Hero, located on the ground � oor of the Fox Hotel, which opened in June of this year, captures the authenticity and atmosphere of a Japanese street kitchen (izakaya). So much more than another stock stand-ard Copenhagen sushi place, it o� ers a delicious range of snacks, salads, small dishes, sushi, meats from the grill, Yakitori (skew-ered meats), tempura, sashimi, and, of course, a range of sweets. Its Scallop Kata� is the best in the city, while the Yakitori left us speechless – it was divine. Rea-sonably priced, impeccably chic and unbelievably tasty, this is the place to go if you want to be a hero amongst the trendsetters. JOS

BioMioHalmtorvet 19, 1700 Cph V; open daily 12:00-24:00 (later Fri and Sat), kitchen open 12:00-22:00; 3331 2000; starters 75kr, mains 135kr; www.biomio.dkLocated next to trendy Kødbyen, Bio Mio is certainly unusual for conservative Copenhagen. It’s styl-ish without being pretentious, fast enough that you don’t go crazy wait-ing for food, and loud enough that you can make a racket without any-one raising an eyebrow. JH

Cap HornNyhavn 21, Cph K; open Mon-Fri 10:00-00:00, Sat-Sun 09:00-00:00; 3312 8504; starters from 99kr, main courses from 139kr,; www.caphorn.dkCap Horn’s simple menu boasts a � ne selection of organic, homemade Danish fare with a touch of seasonal in� uence. � ere were two high-lights: the veal, pumpkin, mush-rooms and potatoes with amazing tru� e sauce (a “best ever veal experi-ence”) and the chocolate cake (“Oh My God”), which was possibly the best chocolate cake ever! MM

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Restaurant DalamanVodroffsvej 15, Frederiks-berg C; Open daily 16:00-24:00; 3322 1231; three-course menus 119kr, 139kr & 159kr pp; www.dalaman.dkTurkish restaurant Dalaman puts an emphasis on good food and customer satisfaction. It’s a haven for meat lovers and is popular among its clientele for the meaty mixed grill. AJ

Saxo Cafe Colbjørnsensgade 11, 1652 Cph V; open 11:00-23:00; 3888 8288; Chinese buffet 128kr pp, dim sum dishes from 35kr; www.saxocafe.dk Saxo’s menu is an eclectic and comforting mix of cultures, incor-porating � ai, Chinese and Viet-namese bu� ets, Dim Sum and Vi-etnamese menus, and traditional Danish fare. With such a wide choice, it’s a great place to go as a group who can’t agree on a choice of cuisine. AK

Kødbyens Deli Slagterbøderne 8, Cph V; takeaway classics; open Mon-Thu 11:00-20:00, Fri 11:00-21:00, Sat 12:00-21:00; most mains 60-70kr; 3386 1586; www.kodbyensdeli.dk� e owners claim that they make the best � sh ‘n’ chips. Stop by this takeaway joint and see for your-self. � e dish of the day is always a hit, or you can opt for salad or dessert. SB

Bock Bistro & VinotekDag Hammarskjölds Alle 7, Cph Ø; Hungarian cuisine; open Mon-Sat 12:00-15:00 & 17:00-23:00; starters 85-120kr, mains 174-245kr; 3313 9194; info@bockbistro.dk; www.bockbistro.dk Look no further for Hungarian comfort food because this bistro o� ers a wide range of the coun-try’s specialties. � e adventurous can try some blood sausage, and no meal is complete without a glass of Tokaji Aszu, a sweet des-sert wine. PDR

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� e Irish RoverStrøget 46, Cph K; Open daily 10:00-late; www.irishrover.dk� ere’s live music � ursday-Sun-day (22:00-late), the kitchen is open from 10:00 until late every day – serving a burger meal with pint for just 120kr – the pub caters to all sports fans, there’s a pool ta-ble in their back room where you can smoke, and there’s an upstairs lounge area – the perfect place to relax with a view over Strøget. BH

Brew Pub Vestergade 29, Cph K; open Mon-Thu 12:00-24:00, Fri-Sat 12:00-02:00, Sun closed; 3332 0060; www.brewpub.dk� e menu is full of hearty, homely, yet inventive dishes featuring in-spired use of the same ingredients that go into the brewing process. Each dish is matched with one of Brew Pub’s own concoctions from the casks across the courtyard. AK

Charlie’sPilestræde 33, Cph K; open Mon 14:00-00:00, Tue-Wed 12:00-01:00, Thu-Sat 12:00-02:00, Sun 14:00-23:00; 40-50kr per pint; www.charlies.dkServing up ales from microbrew-eries across the UK, in addition to continental beers and several ciders, this bar might be the best place in Copenhagen to sip the night away. EM

Sankt Nikolai Restaurant & PubNikolajgade 18, Cph K; open Mon-Sat 16:00–00:00, Sun 13:00–00:00; www.sankt-nikolai.dkA friendly English boozer with great cask ale and cider, darts and pool (spanking new table), Eng-lish-themed events (sign up for their monthly email), and splen-did British grub (shepherd’s pie, beef and Yorkshire pud, � sh and chips etc). � e � rst Wednesday of every month is quiz night and the last Sunday ‘family day’ – a great occasion to let the blighters run riot. BH

� e Globe Nørregade 43-45, Cph K; Opening hours vary, until 03:00 Fri-SatFriendly service and good value food make this the perfect city pub. If it’s company you want, try the main bar, or a private function, the second bar; seating-wise, pull up a high chair, relax on cushioned benches or lord it as a bishop for the evening; or go gen-teel in the library – a great place to cheat in the fortnightly quiz. BH

Kennedy’s Irish BarGammel Kongevej 23, 1610 Cph V; Open Mon-Sun 12:00-02:00It’s not an Irish pub. Instead it’s a pub owned by Irishmen, and there’s a big di� erence. It’s an au-thentic taste of what the Emerald Isle was like in the 1980s in a pub totally devoid of concepts, themes, and DIY Irish pub kits. Drop by at 17:00 on Fridays for the traditional Irish music sessions which are rap-idly gaining in popularity. BH

Southern Cross Løngangstræde 37, Cph K; open Sun-Thu 15:00-03:00, Sat-Sun 12:00-05:00; 3311 0939 � is Aussie boozer has a lively darts board, a fortnightly quiz, a good sports atmosphere, and a happy hour until 8pm during which you can buy beers for just 30kr. JHW

� e DublinerAmagertorv 5, Cph K; Open Mon-Sun 10:00-lateIt’s the perfect place for sports fans to mingle, or for live music, which it provides every day. It serves food from 10am to 10pm, and diners can � nd peace from the music and sport on a table overlooking the walking street, or on the � rst � oor balcony overlooking Amagertorv. BH

� e Old English PubVesterbrogade 2B, 1620 Cph V; Open Sun-Thu 11:30-02:30, Fri-Sat 11:30-04:30; 3332 1921; www.oldenglishpub.dk Facing Tivoli’s arches and just a stone’s throw from Strøget, it’s the ideal pit-stop on a tour of the city centre. LB

THE LONG-STANDING mo-nopoly of turkey at Christmas is slowly being dissolved back in Britain. Once a given for lunch on the 25th and then in bubble and squeak, pies, curries and casseroles for days after, the festive bird is being more and more overlooked these days in favour of more suc-culent, tasty duck or goose – even pork’s making a resurgence, and that’s saying something!

But like most foods with a bad reputation, the turkey has just suf-fered from either being cooked in the wrong way or not being used creatively enough. Why do we do such wonderfully versatile things with chicken, but only eat its plumper cousin once a year? � e answer is probably its hard-wired

Turkey breast stu� ed with chorizo and wrapped in bacon Serves 2

100g chorizo 1 small onionHandful of cherry toma-toes (5-6)Black pepper6 streaks of non-smoky ba-con

START BY preheating the oven to 200 °C.

Chop chorizo and tomatoes into small bits and finely dice the onion.

Fry chorizo and onion in pan (no need for oil because of the chorizo fat) and add tomatoes after a few minutes.

Take your turkey breasts and either place it in the middle of two small sheets of cling film, using a rolling pin flatten the breast out by gently hitting the meat. You want to stop when the

meat’s about half a centimetre thick.

Put half of your chorizo mix-ture on each flattened piece of turkey. If you think there might be too much, leave some aside and serve it with at the end.

Roll the breasts up around the filling and press the joins in with your fingers.

Roll the bacon around each steak. Leave the meat on the side where the rashers join while you heat oil in a pan.

And then add them to the pan in the same position (very important as it seals where the bacon overlaps), and fry the steaks in red hot oil for a few minutes on each side.

Transfer onto a baking tray and place it into the oven for 20 minutes, turning halfway through.

Serve it with vegetables, cranberry and bread sauce.

BY SIMON COOPERFOOD BLOG

association with Xmas, just like many still shudder at the thought of tapioca due to their school din-ner memories.

� e truth is that turkey can in fact taste very nice indeed. It does roast nicely under the right con-ditions, but the simplest way to make it nicer is to make it smaller – or increase its surface area.

Below is a dish that could ei-ther take the place of a roast on Christmas Day, or be made with leftovers if you have enough for big slices. It would score highly at a pre-Christmas dinner party. Best of all though, this is for the other 364 ¼ days which, if the turkey were alive, would count because the animal would be for life and not just for Christmas.

QUESTIONS? CALL +45 39 64 36 79

WWW.FIBC.DK

SUNDAY, DECEMBER 9FREE CHRISTMAS CONCERT

1:00PM, AT BAGGESENSGADE 7, 2200,COPENHAGEN NORTH

ALL ARE WELCOME. COME EARLY, SPACE IS LIMITED.

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TO CALL Nordic Noodle a restaurant is a stretch. Seating no more than 14 on a good day, this new addition to Nørrebro-gade is more hipster hole-in-the-wall than formal sit-down restaurant.

With a large logo that comprises a fork and a chopstick intersecting on a clock dial, one may be inclined to think that Nordic Noodle is advertising it of-fers a wide range of dining utensils. And whilst it does, its logo is actually saying much more about its concept.

Combining the inspiration of Asian wok fried food and Nordic Danish veg-etables like cabbage and carrots, Nordic Noodle is a fusion of these two distinct cultures. O� ering quick, healthy, tasty and, above all, super a� ordable food is this place’s draw card.

Paying tribute to its cultural back-bone, the interior is a melting pot of two cultures. From the outside it’s easy to miss due to its minimalist signage amongst the plethora that crowds Nørrebrogade.

Once inside, despite its signature Scandinavian approach to design (think stark minimalism), the raw boards and exposed brick décor provide a welcom-ing hip and rustic atmosphere. � e tiny tables are exposed split-tree trunks, while the open kitchen will warm patrons even on the coldest of days, as they watch their meals being prepared over the open � re.

� ere are not many places where you can enjoy a healthy and fresh meal for the same cost as a pizza or kebab, but this is where Nordic Noodle is making its mark. Explaining the concept themselves, they said: “We want to give our customers a fast, healthy and individual dining experi-ence. Our three-step menu gives you the freedom of putting together an individu-alised meal to either enjoy it in the restau-rant or as a takeaway.”

� e menu is so stupidly simple that one almost wonders why the concept hasn’t really caught on before. You begin by choosing your base, before adding op-tional ingredients, and end by picking a sauce − simple as that.

� ere are three basics to choose from − rice noodles, egg noodles, or wholegrain rice − and all three come standard with fresh cabbages, carrots, bean sprouts, eggs, and topped with fresh herbs. Tasty enough to be enjoyed on their own (you’d need a sauce though), we felt like treating ourselves, and accordingly added some optional ingredients.

For protein, there is the option of chicken, beef or tiger prawns. For vegetar-ians or those just looking to try and get

in their daily � ve, there is the choice of adding broccoli, mushrooms, onion, leek, fresh chilli, peanuts, organic potatoes, pineapple, mixed bell peppers, or bamboo shoots. And for the sauces, there are six op-tions: gluten free soya, teriyaki, sweet chili, hot chili, panang curry, or Nordic oyster.

During our visit we chose, or rather designed, three dishes. � e � rst was rice noodles, with tiger prawns, onion, bam-boo and mushrooms, and penang curry sauce. For our second dish we decided to combine egg noodles, chicken, broccoli, fresh chilli and a sweet chilli sauce. Decid-

ing on our third was di� cult due to all the delicious smelling dishes others were eat-ing, but after much discussion the order was placed for wholegrain rice, with beef, broccoli, mushrooms, and teriyaki sauce.

After no more than a 15-minute wait, our amazing smelling dishes were in front of us. Quick cooking at high temperatures retains the natural colour, vitamins, and nutrients, while fresh Nordic ingredients and a little oil are key to serving a fast and healthy meal. As we tucked into our dish-es, all I could really think was: God damn, were they good.

Create your own: you will need to use your noodle!

Not usually a fan of taking the lord’s name in vain, there really is no other way to describe how tasty the food is. � e noo-dles and meat melted in the mouth. � e tiger prawns were a particular stand-out for their size and juicy texture. All in all, every mouthful was a true taste sensation.

With queues a common thing at Nordic Noodle, you may just be inclined to go for a pizza instead, but don’t! � is place really is fantastic, as is the relation-ship between price and quality.

Nordic NoodleNØRREBROGADE 29, CPH N; 3535 4000OPEN: MON-FRI 11:30-21:00,SAT-SUN 15:00-21:00CUISINE: ASIAN/DANISH

TOP DISH: TIGER PRAWNS

PRICE RANGE: 40-60KR PER DISH

WWW.NORDICNOODLE.COM

� e entire back wall is a giant blackboard covered in chalked gra� ti. Dress in black (like most of the population)and run the risk of taking some of it home with you

Rygaards International Christmas MarketSaturday 1st Dec

11am – 3pmVisit our indoor market selling a wide range of Christmas gift items.

Sample some festive food and drink from around the world.

Activities for all the family!

Try your luck in our raffle, with a grand prize of 2 return flights to Thailand courtesy of Thai Airways! Plus many more great prizes. Live gift

basket auction at 2pm, followed by raffle draw at 2.30pm.

54 Bernstorffsvej, Hellerup

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Adults: 329 kr.

Private function?Book a room for 16-60 guests.

Marriott • Kalvebod Brygge 5 • 88 33 12 31 • midtowngrill.dk

Kids welcome!

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THURDAY, December 6 At 19:30The Dubliner, Amagertorv 5, CopenhagenEntrance fee at the door is 100 kr after 18.00. Advance tickets only 80 kr. and are now on sale behind the bar until 17.00 the day of the show.

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One more shaky-cam � lm and it’s the end of cinema

I T WOULD seem writer/director David Ayer is a one-trick horse who solely specialises in depict-ing Los Angelenos who straddle

the line between law and criminality. Training Day (2001) and Street Kings (2008), which he scripted and direct-ed respectively, as well as many � lms he has co-written – � e Fast and the Furious, Dark Blue, S.W.A.T. – all fea-ture at least one member of LA’s � nest who is either on the take or � irting with the dark side, while the unstable lead of Ayer’s directorial debut Harsh Times (2005) can’t decide whether to join the LAPD, work for Homeland Security or become a drug dealer. It would seem that Ayer a� ords his pro-tagonists the luxury of considering a dizzying array of options while he himself is sadly loath to.

So when, at the beginning of Ayer’s latest feature, o� cer Brian Tay-lor (Gyllenhaal) is heard in voiceover declaring: “We stand together, a thin blue line, protecting the prey from the predators, the good from the bad,” viewers may be forgiven for ex-pecting these sanctimonious words to foreshadow a rather blurred morality, yet this is not the case. Ayer’s trade-mark raw authenticity has here been supplanted for a far more palatable commodity − the appearance of raw authenticity, a super� cial sheen that lends itself well to gentle story arcs, appeasing familial bliss and a melo-dramatic climax. As Taylor and his partner Mike Zavala (Pena) patrol the streets of South Central, they adhere to a strict routine of good cop/great

cop, rescuing children from burning buildings, � ghting crime and bleed-ing for the cause. Meanwhile, as though to underline the � lm’s ethical certitudes, Ayer provides a counter-balance in the form of a Mexican street gang led by a man known only as Big Evil.

� e � lm’s racial politics are thank-fully a little more opaque than its morality, and much of the mock-ing brotherly banter between Taylor and Hispanic Zavala is dedicated to highlighting their ethnic and cultural di� erences, while the crimes they in-vestigate trace a demographic shift

from black American to Mexican dominance. None of this is subtle – black gangster Mr Tre is in the mid-dle of complaining that local chicken shops have been overtaken by taco stands and that “it’s going to be ex-tinct niggers pretty soon,” when an expressly territory-marking drive-by shooting interrupts him, conducted by Big Evil’s gang as though in direct response to Mr Tre’s pronouncements. Ayer apparently felt the need to paint us a picture.

Still, a certain balance is main-tained, albeit contrived – if the del-eterious impact of Hispanic gangs and

Mexican drug cartels is highlighted, a more salutary image is suggested by scenes involving Zavala’s family cel-ebrations; and if Big Evil’s gang in-cludes a no-nonsense lesbian, then Taylor’s unit has one of those too (Ferrera). Accordingly, the � lm o� ers a dialectic between exclusion and inte-gration, order and underworld, which strives to be even-handed while being absurdly broad in its delineation.

Ayer’s decision to incorporate POV camerawork – compiling what we see from a (� ctive) selection of digicam footage shot by Taylor, Zavala and the crews of Mr Tre and Big Evil

– was no doubt intended to infuse End of Watch with a gritty, ground-level realism, but it is undermined by the jarring melding of this foot-age with other, entirely non-diegetic shots (often confusingly � lmed in the same visceral handheld style). Viewers attempting to determine who’s � lm-ing what at any given moment will quickly discover that the authentic-ity normally associated with this cin-ematic method yields a messier kind of postmodernism which in no way serves – let alone protects – an oth-erwise over-simpli� ed story of good versus evil.

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End of Watch (15)

Dir: David Ayer; US action/thriller, 2012, 109 mins; Jake Gyllenhaal, Mi-chael Pena, Anna Kendrick, Natalie Martinez, America Ferrera

Premiered November 29

Playing Nationwide

Gyllenhaal is very sensitive about his bracelet, apparently

AS ONE of the � nest Brit-ish actors of his generation, Paddy Considine’s directo-

rial debut Tyrannosaur proves that he has the potential to be a mas-terful � lmmaker as well.

Set in the drab pastures of Leeds, we � rst meet our anti-hero Joseph (Mullan) after he is thrown out of a betting shop. Drunk, disorderly and in a � t of

rage, he kicks his dog to death. It’s a devastating opening scene, illustrating not only how the now companionless widower is a tor-mented soul, but also just how dark and distressing the following ninety minutes of Tyrannosaur will be.

Running away from another crime scene, he stumbles into a charity shop only to be greeted by an a� uent woman of God, Han-nah (Colman). Initially afraid, she consoles Joseph and, after a few heated exchanges, they strike up an unlikely kinship, shelter-ing them from their harsh living situations outside. For Joseph, it’s from his martyrdom and loneli-ness; and for Hannah, her turbu-lent marriage with an abusive and

degrading husband (Marsan).Famous for his many acting

roles in Shane Meadows’ � lms (Dead Man’s Shoes, A Room For Romeo Brass), Considine expresses the same level of austerity in his own � lmmaking. Rather than presenting a highly stylised por-trait of underclass Britain, he focuses on characterisation and performance, managing to reveal three of the best performances this reviewer has seen all year. Peter Mullan (Trainspotting, Warhorse) is both enchanting and sympa-thetic as the hapless Joseph, whilst Eddie Marsan (Happy Go Lucky, Sherlock Holmes) invokes terror whenever his gleaming eyes and insincere grin � ll the screen. Best of all, Olivia Colman (the unsung

star of British comedy series Peep Show) is � nally given the break-out role she deserves as Hannah. Fragile and sympathetic, she is the beacon of light amongst the darkness, leading to an inevitably devastating closing scene.

Tyrannosaur continues the so-cial realism trend set out by the politically conscious Ken Loach and the wryly-comical Mike Leigh. It’s a story of disconnected people looking for humanity. One of the best British kitchen sink dramas of recent years, it might be relentlessly miserable, but Ty-rannosaur suggests that Considine has a bright future ahead.

Tyrannosaur (15)

Dir: Paddy Considine; UK dra-ma, 2011, 91 mins; Peter Mullan, Olivia Colman, Eddie Marsan

Premiered November 29Playing at Grand Teatret

Rex in waiting to succeed Leigh and Loach

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It’s either court or a funeral − most probably his dog’sLUKE RICHARDSON

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KINOPALÆETKlampenborgvej 215 A, Lyngby Argo (15)18:30-21:10End of Watch (15)16:30-19:00-21:30Hope Springs (11)14:10-16:45-19:00-21:15(Sat & Sun)Sinister (15)21:10Skyfall (11)12:10-15:15-17:30-18:30-20:40-21:30Taken 2 (15)21:30The Possession (15)16:30-18:45The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - part 2 (11)12:00-14:00-15:45-16:00- 18:30-20:45-21:10

VESTER VOV VOVAbalonsgade 5, Cph V, 3324 4200 The Act of Killing (15)20:45Room 237 (15)16:45-18:45Searching for Sugar Man (15)14:15-19:15-21:00

FISKETORVETKalvebod Brygge 57, Cph V; 7010 1202Argo (15)23:45 (Fri & Sat)End of Watch (15)13:45-16:15-19:00-21:30-23:59Hope Springs (11)10:00-17:00-19:15 (Sat & Sun)The Possession (15)times varySinister (15)21:30-23:59 (Fri & Sat)Skyfall (11)10:00-11:00-12:30-13:50-14:00-15:30-16:15-17:00-18:30-19:30-20:30-21:30-23:30 (Fri & Sat)The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - part 2 (11)11:00-13:30-16:00-18:00-18:30-20:30-21:00-23:45(Fri & Sat)

GENTOFTE KINOGentoftegade 39; www.gen-toftekino.dk Hope Springs (11)17:00Searching for Sugar Man (15)20:45

GRAND TEATRETMikkel Bryggers Gade 8, Cph Kwww.grandteatret.dkArgo (15)11:30-14:00-16:30-19:00-21:30Hope Springs (11)12:00-14:20-19:00Searching for Sugar Man (15)19:00-21:30Tyrannosaur (15)14:30-16:40-21:30

EMPIRE BIOGuldbergsgade 29F; Cph N, 3536 0036; www.empirebio.dkThe Act of Killing (15)17:15Argo (15)17:00-21:30End of Watch (??)20:00-22:30Hope Springs (11)17:45Keep the Lights On (11)19:45Searching for Sugar Man (15)12:45Skyfall (11)13:00-16:00-19:00-22:00Your Sister’s Sister (4)13:00

DAGMARJernbanegade 2, Cph K3314 3222 Argo (15)16:30-19:00-21:30Hope Springs (11)9:45-12:10-14:20-16:40-19:00-21:15

FALKONER BIOGRAFENSylows Allé 15, Frederiksberg,7013 1211; www.falkonerbio.dkArgo (15)21:30End of Watch (15)times varyHope Springs (11)times varySkyfall (11)12:30-15:30:18:30-21:30The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - part 2 (11)morning times vary-16:30-19:10

IMPERIALVed Vesterport 4, Cph V70131211; www.imperialbio.dkSkyfall (11)15:00-18:30-21:30 The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - part 2 (11)12:30-18:30 (� u)

GLORIARådhuspladsen 59, Cph K3312 4292; www.gloria.dkThe Imposter (15)14:00Moonrise Kingdom (7)17:45Room 237 (15)21:20

� e Act of Killing (15)

Dir: Joshua Oppenheimer; UK/ Indo doc, 2012, 115 minsWhen the Indonesian govern-ment was overthrown by the military in 1965, local gangster Anwar Congo and his friends were appointed death squad leaders, helping the army to kill an estimated one million ethnic Chinese alleged communists and intellectuals. � is documen-tary’s masterstroke is revealing these monsters as human, and therefore recognisable. � is is how it manages to touch us − and in doing so, the � lm transcends its medium. MW Skyfall (11)

Dir: Sam Mendes; UK/US action/thriller, 2012, 143 mins; Daniel Craig, Javier Bardem, Ralph Fiennes, Judi Dench, Naomie Harris, Ben Whishaw, Bérénice MarloheForget the latter Brosnan follies, the much maligned Quantum of Solace and even fan-favorite Casino Royale because, for the � rst time in nearly two decades, nobody is doing it better. MW

Searching for Sugar Man (15)

Dir: Malik Bendjelloul; Swe/ US/SA doc, 2012, 86 mins If you disappear into obscurity after an undistinguished music career, you can always take pride in the fact that halfway across the world a nation is being in-

spired by your music to start a revolution against a racist op-pressive regime. � at’s at least what happened in the case of US ‘70s rocker Rodriguez, who was a hero to many during the South African struggle against apartheid. Swedish � lmmaker Bendjelloul follows two South African fans as they try to � nd out what happened to their hero, and the result is as compelling as a real-life detective story. LL

Avoid like the Plague

� e Possession (15)

Dir: Ole Bornedal; US horror, 2012, 92 mins; Na-tasha Calis, Jeffrey Dean Morgan, Kyra Sedgwick � e only twist in an otherwise by-the-book exorcism plot is that instead of a Christian demon, this is a Jewish one. � is forgettable � ick does a decent job at maintain-ing a feeling of dread throughout, but that’s mostly because the audi-ence can’t wait for it to be over. ED

Ted (15)

Dir: Seth MacFarlane; US comedy, 2012, 106 mins; Mark Wahlberg, Mila Ku-nis, Seth MacFarlaneA tale of Peter Pan-esque pro-tracted male adolescence and ‘bro-versus-ho’ ethics, this is a � lm that squarely relies on the comic poten-tial of random � otsam and jetsam pop culture, tongue-in-cheek of-fensiveness and state-of-the-art foul-mouthed puppet humour. As with much of MacFarlane’s work, it is devoid of any trace of sophis-tication or � nesse, and is � tfully amusing thanks only to the occa-

sional deadpan shock-value jokes o  ered by Mark Wahlberg’s crook-ed straight-man performance. AS

Taken 2 (15)

Dir: Olivier Megaton; US action, 2012, 95 mins; Liam Neeson, Maggie Grace, Famke Janssen, Leland Orser� e � rst � lm was a guilty pleas-ure that worked only for Nee-son’s fast-paced and high-octane action sequences, and in spite of a mind-numbingly dreadful per-formance from Maggie Grace. Now they’re both back, but this time with frenetic � ght scenes that appear to be stolen straight out of Die Hard, and even more screen time for Grace. Skip it. LL

� e Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2 (11)

Dir: Bill Condon; US fan-tasy, 2012, 119 mins; Kristin Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner, Dakota Fanning, Ashley Greene, Nikki Reed, Michael Sheen � e enormously lucrative fran-chise that is � e Twilight Saga � nally comes to an end. And thank god for that. As we’ve come to expect from the last four � lms, Part 2’s soap-opera-esque script, lacklustre direction and mind-numbing melodrama are the � lm’s biggest problems. But perhaps the scariest part of all comes with the introduc-tion of some new characters, which leaves the door open for potential spin-o  s. Now there’s a scary thought. LR

Hope Springs (11)

Dir: David Frankel; US rom-com, 2012, 100 mins; Meryl Streep, Tommy Lee Jones, Steve Carell, Mimi Rogers While the trailer makes this � lm look like a syrupy sex romp, only a mournful tale of relationship turmoil lurks be-neath the slapstick jokes and sarcastic jibes of Hope Springs. Longtime couple Kay (Streep) and Arnold (Jones) embark on an intensive marriage counsel-ling class in a last-ditch e  ort to save their marriage. � e � lm raises faint hope and humour during the counselling session scenes, but the therapist Bernie Feld (Carell) unfortunately then sends the couple out on intima-cy exercises, shudder-worthy at-tempts at vulgar comedy. Short on laughs and drama alike, Hope Springs reduces Kay and Arnold’s reconciliation e  orts to 100 minutes of bickering, crying, and attempts at intimacy. LR

Room 237 (15)

Dir: Rodney Ascher; US doc, 2012, 102 minsDocumentary � lm-maker Rod-ney Ascher delves into one of the most-beloved horror � lms of all-time, namely Stanley Ku-brick’s � e Shining and, with the help of � ve hard-core Shin-ing fans, explores some of the many symbolic interpretations surrounding the � lm. Most of it is far-fetched and absurd, but all of it entertaining! LL

Argo (15)

Dir: Ben Affleck; US thriller, 2012, 120 mins; Ben Affleck, John Good-man, Bryan Cranston, Alan Arkin, Clea Duvall, Tate Donovan, Victor GarberWhile A­ eck has gone to some lengths to deliver a restrained and tasteful � lm, the script it-self is determined to show o  , with the climax taking every opportunity to ratchet up the drama quite shamelessly. It might make for highly enter-taining cinema, but falls short in convincing us of the narrative’s authenticity. For a � lm about disguise, this � lm masquerades as one belonging to the danger-ous fringes of political � lmmak-ing, but reveals itself to be quite mainstream and, like A­ eck himself, a little more ordinary that it really should be. MW

� e Imposter (15)

Dir: Bart Layton; UK doc, 2012, 94 mins; Frederic Bour-din, Carey Gibson, Beverly Dollarhide, Charlie ParkerDespite a promising premise for an intriguing documentary about a French man trying to convince a Texas family that he is their missing son, there is a level of over-stylisation that irks. We are drowned in gra-tuitous pseudo-tension and � lmic technique, which ulti-mately serve only to detract from the genuine craft involved in documenting this com-plex and fascinating story. DS

Sinister (15)

Dir: Scott Derrickson; US horror, 2012, 110 mins; Ethan Hawke, Vincent D’Onoofrio, Michael Hall D’Addario, Juliet RylanceWhat Sinister lacks in innovation it makes up for in jump-inducing frights and gruesome imagery. � is � ick will de� nitely please horror fans, but might not be the thing for the squeamish. LL

Moonrise Kingdom (7)

Dir: Wes Anderson; US comedy, 2012, 94 mins; Ed-ward Norton, Bill Mur-ray, Frances MacDormand, Bruce Willis, Tilda Swinton, Jared Gilman, Katy Howard � is newest feature � lm from debonair � lmmaker Anderson has a brilliant cast, a wry script and stunning cinematography. It’s fashionable entertainment, and will no doubt please Ander-son’s considerable fan-base. But under all the bells and whistles, is it just another coming-of-age, feel-good romcom – even a faint-ly insincere one at that? MW

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YOU CAN picture K5 in negotia-tions for new series Missing (56 on Metacritic) and Perception (Sun 20:00, 52): “Okay, it’s a choice be-tween Breaking Bad and this tripe.” � e former has 99 on Metacritic for its � fth season, while the other two have bombed. “Fifth season! And no-one’s taken it – there must be something wrong with it.”

Missing sees a former CIA operative (yawn, men’s crotches beware, we can feel a drinking game coming on) looking for her abducted son (yawn, she failed the child surveillance module) in Europe (yawn, it’s mildly xeno-phobic). Like most US series, it’s over� owing with Brits. Sean Bean’s at home in anything that involves missing children, while Gina Mc-Kee (Our Friends in the North) re-

ally has cornered the sardonic cow market. “� ink � e French Con-nection meets Alias with a big help-ing of Taylor Lautner’s Abduction,” praised the New York Post. Taylor Lautner! Are you trying to praise it or raze it to the ground?

� e NYP was less kind to Per-ception, observing that the “quirky-genius cop genre is getting a bit mouldy around the edges” in a plot that revolves around an eccentric neuroscientist played by a stubbly Eric McCormack (Will & Grace).

So thank god for Kidnapped - A Georgian Adventure, this week’s pick. � e BBC doc recounts how Robert Louis Stevenson was in-spired to write his classic by the sto-ry of a 12-year-old sold into slavery in 1728 by a nasty uncle keen to get his hands on the boy’s inheritance.

And even nastier is the subject matter of Saving Face (DR2, Tue 21:30), an Oscar-winning doc that looks at the practice of throwing acid in women’s faces in Pakistan.

Elsewhere, two celebrity chefs will help you pile it on at Christ-mas: Gordon Ramsay’s Ultimate Christmas (TV3 Puls, Tue & Wed 20:00) will land you in Weight-Watchers while Nigella’s Christmas Kitchen (TV3 Puls, � u 20:00) will see you celebrate New Year in a coronary care unit; there’s another chance to see Norwegian drama se-ries Lilyhammer (K5, Sun 21:55); while � e Desert of Forbidden Art (DRK, Tue 16:00) chronicles one man’s mission to gather 44,000 works of banned Soviet art at an ob-scure museum in Uzbekistan. BEN HAMILTON

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