3-7 and 9-13 October 2012Weekdays at 19:30; Saturdays and Sundays at 17:00www.ctcircle.dk

Based on the Miramax motion picture by Juliette Towhidi and Tim Firth

Directed by Barry McKennaKrudttønden, Serridslevvej 2, 2100 Kbh. ØTickets: dkk 140

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David Lindley | Walter Trout | Wolf Mail | Shawn PittmanMem Shannon & The Membership Band | James HarmanMighty Mo Rodgers | Eddie C. Campbell | David HerreroSteve James | David “Boxcar” Gates | The Nighthawks &Billy Cross | Delta Blues Band | Thorbjørn Risager BandMamas Blues Joint | Mike Andersen & Jens Kristian DamDaniel Norgren | One-Eyed Mule | The Fried Okra BandThe Blues Overdrive | Tutweiler | Tobacco | Esben JustHoltsø & Wittrock | Risager & Balsgaard | H.P. Lange m.fl .SEPTEMBER 26th - 30th · 2012

See full programme: www.copenhagenbluesfestival.dk & www.kultunaut.dk

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Copenhagen Blues Festival 2012Various venues across Greater Copen-hagen; starts Wed 26 Sep, ends 30 Sep; tickets 20-275kr (some gigs free), info@copenhagenbluesfestival.dk; www.co-penhagenbluesfestival.dk

MAYBE YOU didn’t sleep in the pines last night with the blues falling down like hail. And maybe you don’t have one foot on a ba-nana peel and the other in the grave. I know it’s a century and more since the blues became synonymous with the music of the � rst gen-eration of African Americans born after eman-cipation. But though none of us rides in dusty old Jim Crow cars, and ‘Ka� eplantagen’ is a Copenhagen café, metaphorically speaking, you can still have a hellhound on your trail.

Not only is the blues an emotion just about as human as they come, it’s also one hell of a musical genre. Now, Copenhagen has got a lot of things going on in the festival de-partment (especially if you include Roskilde), but I think the annual Blues Festival, now in its 12th carnation, is particularly special. � e best blues musicians add something to the musical landscape that is both refreshingly candid and wonderfully bad-ass. Arguably, that combination boils down to an essential thing. � e chord patterns are durable, verging on timeless, as they cycle elegantly through a sea of stunning, expressive notes. And, with-out getting too deep or analytical, there’s a dimension of sadness and anxiety, but also hope, � owing from that magical gap between the root chord’s third and minor third notes.

So how do you access this terri� c musical realm where things are so bad they’re good? You basically stay in town from the 26th to 30th and hit a few bars and music halls. No less than 55 gigs will cater to your every need at 17 di� erent venues – whether that means folk, country or ragtime blues, to say noth-ing of the other varieties on the programme: acoustic delta, Piedmont-style (aka East Coast blues), West Coast ‘jump and jive’, urban Chicago, funky New Orleans, swampy Mis-sissippi, bristling Texas boogie, power blues-rock and velvety soul-grooves. One of the festival’s goals is to balance the traditional and cutting-edge. � is is done by having both legendary old-schoolers and up-and-coming rookies bring their respective chops to the ta-ble – often at the same show.

Most of the must-hears and international acts will perform downtown at the central venues of Mojo, Huset (that’s in Magstræde) and Amager Bio. � e time schedule makes it possible to attend at least two exciting gigs a night – and more if you head out in the af-ternoon. So don’t stay black and blue where the stars refuse to shine, as the old lyric goes: follow the blood-red river to the rising sun.

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David Lindley (USA)Amager Bio; Thu 20:00; tickets 275krIf you missed ‘Mr Dave’ when he visited Copenhagen in 2000, here’s your chance. � e 68-year-old multi-instrumentalist de-� es categorisation by alchemically fusing traditional American blues and music ele-ments from Africa, the Middle East, Asia and Turkey. His inimitable performances feature the old master himself on mando-lin, lap steel guitar, sitar, bouzouki, cüm-büç, and … Su� ce it to say, it’ll be amaz-ing.

Walter Trout (USA)/Wolf Mail (CAN) double-billAmager Bio; Fri Sep 28, 20:00; tickets 250krBorn and raised in New Jersey and a for-mer member of � e Canned Heat, Trout was turned on to the guitar after hearing Mike Bloom� eld and has played with such legends as John Lee Hooker and Big Mama � ornton. His playing style is character-ised by catchy ri� s and licks and, as the programme boasts, provides a rich musical experience aimed at your soul, heart and feet. For the guitar fans out there, Wolf Mail is de� nitely a must-see. A� ection-ately nicknamed ‘the missing link between Jimi Hendrix and Stevie Ray Vaughan’, he launched his career while still a teenager in the ’90s with a ten-year tour of the US. His sound is a combination of rock, traditional blues and soul, highlighted by a remark-able singing voice and jaw-dropping guitar skills.

Eddie C Campbell (USA)Husets Café; Fri Sep 28, 20:00, tickets 150krBorn in Mississippi in ’39, the ‘King of West Side Funk Blues’ learned to play the guitar as an eight-year-old in a rough Chi-cago neighbourhood. He was motivated, incredibly, by Muddy Waters’ promise to take him on stage when he’d learned to

play. At the age of 12 – and ever since – he’s been a blues musician to reckon with, with a career that’s a who’s-who of the Chicago blues scene. One of the last post-war blues greats, Campbell is known for his original catalogue, his deep sound, the reverb cranked way up, and not least his trusted purple Fender Jazzmaster.

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Mighty Mo Rodgers (USA)Husets Café; Thu 20:00; tickets: 150krIt was in Indiana, the steel town of East Chicago, that Mighty Mo Rodgers � rst be-came inspired by blues and jazz perform-ers. Nowadays, Rodgers takes inspiration from blues and rock, combining soulful, gritty vocals with driving rhythms. His blues debut album, Blues Is My Wailin’ Wall, has received a Handy Awards nomi-nation.

James Harman (USA)Mojo; Fri Sep 28, 22:00; tickets: 100krJames Harman calls himself “your full ser-vice bluesman since 1962”. He certainly has the experience behind him. As a young man, Harman slipped into a Florida night-club wearing a fake moustache and became totally seduced by the blues scene. Since then, he has had over 30 releases on di� er-ent labels and toured in 23 countries. Mem Shannon + The Membership Band (USA)Husets Café; Sat Sep 29, 20:00; tickets: 200krBy the age of 15, Mem Shannon could play the guitar and clarinet, but it was seeing BB King perform that spurred Shannon to take his own musical career seriously. Mem Shannon + � e Membership Band formed in the early 1990s and Shannon’s experi-ence driving taxis in the 1980s inspired their � rst album, A Cab Driver’s Blues.

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Wallman’s Dinner Show Cirkusbygningen, Jernbane-gade 8, 1609 Cph V; perfor-mances Thu-Sat 18:30-23:00; Tickets: adults 495-815kr, under-12s from 258kr; 3316 3700; info.wallmans@wall-mans.com; www.wallmans.dkA group of dancers all expertly showboating in dance, song, instrument playing and magic, while attending to your table. SC

Tivoli CabaretTivoli, Vesterbrogade 3, Cph V; ends Sat; performances Tue-Thu 20:00, Thu-Sat 20:30; Tick-ets: 315-415kr; duration: 180 mins, www.tivolicabaret.dkCabaret at Tivoli is an evening of light-hearted kitsch entertainment. EB

ElvisBådteatret, Nyhavn 16Z, Cph K; Mon 20:00; tickets: 100kr; www.festival.goldendays.dk� is show tries to picture the more intimate and con� icting nature of Elvis Presley, stuck in his image and in the media circus. MAR

Bastard – a family chronicleFælledparken, Cph Ø; ends Sun, performances Mon-Sat 20:00; Tickets: 185kr, www.billeten.dk; www.bastard.isA play with a title like ‘Bastard’ just screams family dysfunction. and this doesn’t disappoint. Written by Hollywood script-writer Richard La Gravenese, in collaboration with director Gisli Orn Gardasson. EB

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MessiasGamle Scene, Kongens Ny-torv 9, Cph K; ends Sep 30, performances at 19:30 on Fri, Tue & Thu, 15:00 at Sun; Tickets: from 695kr; Dura-tion: 110 mins; in English with Danish supertitles; www.kglteater.dkMost people know Georg Frie-drich Händel’s Messias from traditional concerts around Christmas time. � e story is about the life of Jesus from life to death. Händel wrote Messias in just 24 days, yet it is prob-ably his most celebrated work. Australian theatre director Da-vid Freedman is behind this particular interpretation. Freed-man works in an interesting way, allowing his actors to use improvisation to develop their characters. EB

Tivoli Pantomime � eatreTivoli, Vesterbrogade 3, Cph V; ends Sun; free after entry to Tivoli � e following pantomimes are all being shown at Tivoli: Cas-sander as a Cooper and Harle-quin Skeleton. Check its website for performance details. SM

� e Golden Cockerel (Den gyldne hane) Store Scene, Operaen, Ekvipagemestervej 10, Cph K; ends Oct 26, performances at 20:00 on Sat, Wed; tickets 95-795kr; introduction 45 mins before every performance in the foyer by the first floor bar (in Danish); www.kglteater.dk Alexander Pushkin’s poem � e Golden Cockerel was made int an opera by Russian composer Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov in 1909. It promises to be a visually appealing performance. FBP

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I’M ALWAYS the last one in the o� ce to complain that it’s cold. “Shut up, you mollycod-dled wimp,” “Put a jumper on,” and “Stop dressing like a hooker,” are my usual respons-es to such a claim, but it is a common one, and working in such an international o� ce, I like to pretend I’m a tolerant man.

� e Danes are the worst. � ey practically live at the North Pole, but yet their bod-ies are tuned to the Tropics. Growing up in Britain, I was forced to wear shorts in all weather until the age of eleven and spent the best part of the preceding years looking for a radiator that actually worked. At Rugby School, Tom Brown cried when he was roasted in front of a � re; at mine that was the equivalent of winning the Hogwart’s Cup.

But today, I appreciated it was a bit chilly. So I changed my coat. While I tend to get by

on just one pair of shoes, hav-ing summer, autumn and win-ter coats is a necessity if you don’t want to get caught shiver-ing, sobering up on a street you don’t recognise, at three in the morning, or end up sweating like a pig at the ambassador’s residence after cycling through an unexpected burst of Indian summer in Hellerup.

And it goes without saying that it applies to your kids as well. Fortunately Kids Corner this week (see G8) has all the knowhow about equipping your little perishers with the seasonal essentials. And if you fancy saving a few bob, some of the selections in this week’s shopping column (see G9) are second-hand shops that sell kids clothing.

Of course, complaining about the temperature is pretty common in blues music – take Stormy Monday’, as performed by BB King (of the whingers) – so the stars of that genre should feel at home when they arrive for next week’s Copen-hagen Blues Festival (see G2 for details).

Singing the blues, it must be conceded, is a perfectly per-missible form of complaining. But then again, I guess I’m just extremely tolerant.

KASPER R GULDBERG

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THE FREETOWN of Chris-tiania, or ‘Staden’ as your aver-age Copenhagener would call it. � irty-four acres worth of liberal, laid-back, hash-tolerant Copen-hagen. A good 41 years (give or take a few days) after its found-ing, Christiania’s familiar three-dot � ag still billows convincingly in the mild September wind.

In spite of numerous disputes over land-ownership claims and the more recent issue of escalating tensions between cannabis push-ers, Christiania’s status as an au-tonomous borough of Copenha-gen has rarely looked more secure than it does at the moment, a fact that many Copenhageners are no doubt quite enthused about.

Last year’s 40th anniversary celebrations were quite the mar-quee event, emphasised all the more by the creation of the cru-cial Christianiafonden; a fund that was set up to generate the 76 million kroner needed for Christiania’s residents to legally purchase the government-owned land on which the borough lies. � is year’s shenanigans do not look as grand nor as large as last year’s, but there is plenty to cel-ebrate all the same.

Christiania’s 41st Birthday Christiania venues Loppen, Operaen, Nemoland & Cafe Månefiskeren; all day Wed; most events are free

� e freetown knows how to turn on the style for a celebration

Shipwrecks

Bendixen Contemporary Art, Palægade 5, Cph K; ends Sep 22, Tue-Fri 12:00-17:00, Sat 12:00-15:00; www.ben-dixenart.dk� is exhibition recalls places somehow related to a frontier between land and sea, which metaphorically represent the separation between nature and mankind. LD

Prospect PointPeter Lav Gallery, Esplanaden 8D, Cph K; ends Sep 22, open Wed-Fri 12:00-17:00, Sat 12:00-15:00; www.plgallery.dkJulie Boserup’s works can best be described as architectural photo collages, in which new pictures of houses and large buildings have been cut through, turned upside down, edited and then put togeth-er in a di� erent way. LD

A Clan of BoatsFaurschou Foundation, Klubiensvej 11, Cph Ø; ends Dec 7; open Tue-Fri 11:00-17:00; www.faurschou.com Chinese artist Cai Guo-Qiang has been invited to create new versions of his signature gun-powder drawings based on Dan-ish history. � e opening of the exhibition last week marked the opening of the gallery. BF

Here’s a brief run-through of what to expect from this year’s birthday festivities.

Martin Rode & Sally Vox & Jake Juke & B Days Medley & DJ Hvad Loppen Loppen has played host to far more eye-catching line-ups in the past, but what the heck, it’ll probably be fun all the same. Hip-hop producer Jake Juke will raise quite a few right-wing eyebrows with his pro-Christiania lyrics and hefty beats, whilst the erratic DJ Hvad is sure to spice things up with his satirical show.

De Splittergale & Hans Nør-lund + Jørgen � omsen Operaen Christiania’s most intimate venue should be packed to the brim on the 26th. De Splittergale, or � e Barmy Troupe as they are known in English, are a large troupe of performers who’ll use anything from pots and pans to plastic bags and scrubbing boards in their intriguing blend of gypsy-in� uenced circus music. Many of the troupe’s members have gone through psychiatric therapy at some point, and their live show is in some ways a lively portrayal of this. If Balkan-esque accordion-heavy music that sounds a bit out of sync, but is great fun to dance to, is your thing, Operaen is de� -nitely the venue to check out on the day.

NarcissusGallery B15, Islands Brygge 15, Cph S; ends Oct 17; open Wed-Fri 13:00-18:00; www.galleryb15.dkDanish painter Malte Fisker presents new work in this solo exhibition. Fisker’s paintings are muted studies in abstraction. BF

SSkrøbeligt fastholdClausens Kunsthandel, Toldbodgade 9, Cph K; ends Sep 29, open Tue-Sat 11:00-17:00; www.clausenskun-sthandel.dk� ere’s a very gentle touch to Elsa Nielsen’s work, which in-cludes watercolours of glass ob-jects and pencil-like drawings of people. LD

ZZzzzZZzzz/ShoboshoboKRETS, Kristianstadsgatan 16, Malmö, SE; ends Oct 7; open Weds 17:00-20:00. Fri 14:00-17:00, Sat-Sun 12:00-15:00; www.krets.infoShoboShobo is the alter-ego of French artist Mehdi Hercberg. In this exhibition, the artist works with gigantic sculpture inspired by carnival, circus, and festival culture. BF

Compost � ree in 1Galleri Bie & Vadstrup, Sølv-gade 26 K, Cph K; ends Sep 29; open Wed-Thu 14:00-17:00,Fri 12:00-17:00, Sat 11:00-15:00; www.bie-vadstrup.comExperience this unique setting of three exhibitions in one as they wind in and out among each other. � emes of landscape and oil paintings shift through-out the exhibition. LD

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ExhibitionsTu t a n k h a m o n : Tomb and TreasuresMalmö Arena, Mäss-gatan 6, Malmö; start-ed Sep 15, ends Feb 17; open Mon-Fri 10:00-18:00, Wed 10:00-20:00; Sat-Sun 10:00-17:00; Tickets: 165kr (Mon-Fri), 195kr (Sat-Sun);, www.tutankhamon.dk� is exhibition features Egyptian artefacts from the famous Egyp-tian pharaoh Tutankhamon. � ese artefacts were discovered in 1922 by British archaeologist Howard Carter. BF

ArbejdsmarkGalleri Tom Christ-offersen, Skinder-gade 5, Cph K; starts Sep 21, ends Oct 20; open Wed-Fri 12:00-18:00, Sat 11:00-16:00; www.tomchristoffersen.dkDanish artist Christian Vind will present new work in this solo exhibition. Vind works with pa-per collage, book arts, and mixed media in his art practice. Humour and art history are sources of in-spiration for the young artist. BF

Group ShowGallery Lars Olsen, Uplandsgade 56, Cph S; starts Sep 21, ends Oct 27; open Thu-Sat 13:00-18:00; www.gallerilarsolsen.comElisabeth Tourbro curated this group exhibition. It features sever-al outstanding Copenhagen-based artists who have exhibited their work internationally – including work about complicated issues like international adoption and dual national identity. Artists in-clude: Lillibeth Quenca, Jane Jin Kaisen, Kristo� er Ørum, André Bojen, and Dorte Jelstrup. BF

India Art: Now

Arken Museum of Contem-porary Art, Skovvej 100, Ishøj; started Aug 18, ends 13 Jan; open Tue-Sun 10:00-17:00, Wed 10:00-21:00; Tick-ets: 95kr, concessions 75kr, under-18s free adm; www.arken.dkA new survey exhibition explor-ing contemporary art in India, featuring 13 of India’s best-known artists and art groups. Participants include: Rina Ba-nerjee, Hemali Bhuta, Ravin-der Reddy, and the artist duo � ukral & Tagra. BF

Disappearing into the pastMartina Asbæk Gal-lery, Bredgade 23, Cph K ; started Sep 13, ends Oct 20, open Tue-Fri, 11:00-18:00, Sun 11:00-16:00; www.marti-nasbaek.comAn exhibition of the work of pho-tographer Astrid Kruse Jensen, whose vivid prints of lightning will have you reaching to pull the duvet over your head. MAR

ParadiseGalerie Pi, Borgergade 15D, Cph K; ends Oct 6; open Tue-Fri 12:00-18:00, Sat 11:00-14:00; www. galeriepi.dkAdrian R Perdomo’s paintings are colorful abstractions of organic shapes. BF

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MOHS Exhibit, Sønder Boulevard 98, Cph V; starts Sep 21, ends Oct 20; open Wed-Fri 12:00-17:00, Sat 13:00-16:00; www.mohs.dkDanish artist Rose Eken � nds inspiration in the excess of rock music drums, electric guitars, and light shows. American artist Zach Johnsen’s drawings and paintings comment on the excesses of con-temporary consumer culture. BF

Paper MatchLodret Vandret, Halmlageret, Ny Carlsbergvej 84, Cph V; starts Sep 21, ends Oct 13; open Tue-Sat 14:00-18:00; www.lodretogfriends.com� is huge group exhibition in the old Carlsberg factory building features artists working with pa-per in diverse formats from paper sculpture to drawings on paper. Johan Rosenmunthe and Wendy Plovmand curated this exhibition, which features 34 artists, includ-ing Christina Malbek, Jonas Hvid Søndergaard, Mie Mørkeberg, Rose Eken, � eis Wendt, To-mas Lagermand Lundme, Tove Storch, and Yvette Brackman. BF

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Celebrating their freedom

Von Dü NemoLand Nemoland has been known to host a mix of unknown and es-tablished acts in Christiania in the past. Located on the fringes of the Green Light district, Nemoland’s stage is to Chris-tiania what the Orange Stage is to Roskilde Festival, albeit on a far smaller scale of course. � e main highlight of the entertain-ment this year will be Von Dü’s

performance on Nemoland’s homely stage. � e lively nine-man reggae orchestra received quite a hiding from music critics for their recently released album, Beskidte Tanker, which is un-fortunately far from impressive. � is notwithstanding, they re-main a decent live act, and their rock-meets-reggae fusion is sure to light a few sparks and suit the Nemoland stage quite well.

ConNection (King G, Chen, K Tattz, and Miss Reyes) &Mamut Is In Love & Spoket + Mambe & Son of Sun + � e Bombasquad & Von Daler + Low Pressure Cafe MåneFiskeren � e aptly named Moon Fisher Cafe is a lot more laidback than other music spots in Christiania. Von Daler & Low Pressure are the sort of band that � t the bill as far as playing at MåneFisk-

eren is concerned. Expect deep, deep dub that’ll send you into a pleasant comatose. Mamut is in Love are another name to watch out for at this venue, with their catchy electronic sounds that sound remotely like bands such as � e Knife and Coco Rosie.

NEWModelling Agency: Inside the Curator’s StudioIMO, Ny Carlsbergvej 68, Cph V; ends Oct 13; open Tue-Fri 12:00-17:00, Sat 12:00-15:00; www.imo-pro-jects.comJanus Høm and Martyn Reyn-olds explore the boundaries be-tween artistic and curatorial prac-tice, creating a hybrid that uses the best tools from each. LD

Self-PortraitLouisiana Museum of Mod-ern Art, Gl Strandvej 13, Humlebæk; ends Jan 13; open Tue-Fri 11:00-22:00, Sat-Sun 11:00-18:00; Tickets: 95kr, under-18s free adm; www.louisiana.dkAn exhibition of over 100 exam-ples of artists working with self-portraiture in the 20th century. Artists like Picasso, Dalí, Kahlo, Warhol, Basquiat, and Map-plethorpe are included. BF

Kirkeby EpiphanyNy Carlsberg Glyptotek, Dantes Plads 7, Cph V; ends Dec 30; open Tue-Sun 11:00-17:00; tickets: 75kr; www.glyptoteket.comPer Kirkeby, one of Denmark’s greatest abstract masters, brings a selection of works ranging from 1981 to the present day. DS

RostAndersen’s Contemporary, Amager Strandvej 50b, Cph S; ends Oct 20; open Mon-Fri 12:00-17:00, Sat 12:00-15:00; www.andersenscontemporary.dkDaniel Lergon presents nine works painted with water on pulverised iron applied to canvas, which gives them a rusty weathered e� ect. LD

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Edward Kienholz: Five Car StudLouisiana Museum of Modern Art, Gl Strandvej 13, Humle-bæk; ends Oct 21; Open Tue-Fri 11:00-22:00; Tickets 95kr, Con-cessions 85kr, Under-18s free adm; www.louisiana.dkEdward Kienholz’s artwork has a re-bellious, provocative and aggressive feel to it. It revisits the racism that was common in America in the not so distant past. LD

It Comes in WavesNils Stærk, Ny Carlsberg Vej 68, Cph V; ends Oct 20; open Mon-Fri 12:00-17:00, Sat 12:00-15:00; www.nilsstaerk.dkMatthew Ronay presents opposi-tions such as male-female, life-death, life-darkness and reality-unreality. LD

Litmus TestV1 Gallery, Flæsketorvet 69-71, Cph V; ends Sep 29; open Wed-Fri 12:00-18:00, Sat 12:00-16:00; www.v1gallery.comPhotographs from Ed Templeton’s trip to Russia in 2007 that pick up on the social di� erences of the peo-ple and places. LD

Some Boarded Up HousesGalleri Nicolai Wallner, Ny Carlsbergvej 68, Cph V; ends Oct 20; open Tue-Fri 12:00-17:00, Sat 12:00-15:00; www.nicolaiwallner.comJoachim Koester presents photos of boarded-up houses from around the US that depict the current economic turmoil. LD

Modernisme and GuldalderNivaagaards, Malerisamling, Gl Strandvej 2, Nivå; ends Jan 1; open Tue-Fri 12:00-16:00, Wed 12:00-20:00, Sat & Sun 11:00-17:00; entry 70kr, concessions 50kr, under-18s free adm; www.nivaagaard.dkJohannes Hage Nivaagaard and Knud W Jensen Louisana both started their own museums and built an impressive collection of Danish and foreign art. LD

Matisse: Doubles and VariationsStatens Museum for Kunst, Sølvgade 48-50, Cph K; ends Oct 28; open Tue-Sun 10:00-17:00, Wed 10:00-20:00; tickets: 95kr, concessions 65 kr, under-18s free adm; www.smk.dk­ is exhibition presents the work of painter Henri Matisse. BFStill here now MOHS Exhibit, Sønder Boule-vard 98, Cph V, ends Nov 26, open Wed 12:00-17:00, Thu 12:00-18:00, Fri 12:00-17:00, Sat 13:00-16:00; www.mohs.dkA group exhibition in collaboration with MOHS Exhibit in Vesterbro. ­ is exhibition includes 15 artists predominantly from New York. BF

Skabt af tiden Nationalmuseet, Ny Vester-gade 10, Cph K; ends Sep 30; open Tue-Sun 10:00-17:00; www.natmus.dkSome 28 artists and writers are making work that focuses on historical treasures in National Museum’s permanent collec-tion. BF

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Designmuseum Danmark, Bredgade 68, Cph K; ends Sep 23; open Tue-Sun 10:00-17:00, Wed 10:00-21:00; www.designmuseum.dkA look at contemporary art and design trends in dialogue with 17th century crafts in the ro-coco style. BF

Dexter Bang SinisterKunsthal Charlottenborg; ends Oct 21; tickets: 60kr, concessions 40kr; www.kun-sthalcharlottenborg.dkInspired by research into 1960s psychedelic visual culture. BF

Forms of KnowledgeSalon at GL Strand, Gammel Strand 48, Cph K; ends Nov 11; open Tue-Sun 11:00-17:00, Wed-Thu 11:00-20:00; www.gl-strand.dkMorten Steen Hebsgaard’s instal-lation is inspired by the ideas of Friedrich Fröbels (1782-1852), the German pedagogue who came up with the concept of the kinder-garten. BF

Danh Vo: We the People

Statens Museum for Kunst, Sølvgade 48-50, Cph K; ends June 2013; open Tue-Sun 10:00-17:00, Wed 10:00-20:00; tickets: 95kr, concessions 65kr, under-18s: free adm; www.smk.dkDanish-Vietnamese artist Danh Vo has made a 45-metre copy of the Statue of Liberty. BF

Per Bak Jensen & Per Inge Bjørlo Galleri Bo Bjerggard, Flæske-torvet 85, Cph V; ends Jan 28; open Tue-Fri 13:00-18:00, Sat 12:00-16:00; www.bjerggard.comPer Bak Jensen, an accomplished photographer, works with themes of nature and culture. BF

Show Me Your Model Danish Architecture Cen-tre, Strandgade 27 B, Cph K; ends Oct 21; open Mon-Sun 10:00-17:00, Wed 10:00-21:00; Tickets: 40kr, conces-sions 25kr, under-15s free adm; www.dac.dkVisit architectural models of di� erent scales, experiencing the architectural process in a new and di� erent way. BF

François Boucher Gl Holtegaard, Attemose vej 170, Gl Holte; ends Nov 4; Tue-Fri 11:00-16:00; Sat-Sun 11:00-17:00; www.glholtegaard.dkThe exhibition includes 70 works of the French artist François Boucher. LD

New Nordic: Architecture & IdentityLouisiana Museum of Mod-ern Art, Gl Strandvej 13, Humlebæk; ends Oct 21; open Tue-Fri 11:00-22:00, Sat-Sun 11:00-18:00; www.louisi-ana.dk­ is exhibition opens a new se-ries focused on architecture, cul-ture and identity. From cuisine to design, Nordic ideas and trends are of international interest. BF

AmorphousGalleri Claus Christensen, Gl. Mønt, Cph K; ends Sep 28, open daily 11:30-17:30; www.galleri-clauschristensen.dk­ is exhibition by Anders Brinch consists of new paintings and ce-ramics and a series of mini intaglio. LD

Sense of FurnitureDenmark’s Design Museum, Bredgade 68, Cph K; ends Dec 30; open Tue 10:00-17:00; tick-ets: 75kr, under-18s free adm; www.designmusuem.dk­ is exhibition celebrates the cente-nary of the birth of Danish furniture designer Finn Juhl. BF

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Nikolaj Kunsthal, Nikolaj Plads 10, Cph K; ends Oct 21, open Tue-Sun 12:00-17:00, Thu 12:00-21:00; www.kun-sthallennikolaj.dk/enNine international contemporary artists re� ect on alternatives to our usual ways of expressing our-selves, across a variety of di� erent mediums. LD

Digesting Europe piece by pieceTraneudstillingen, Gen-tofte Hovedbibliotek, Ahl-manns Allé 6, Hellerup; ends Oct 13, open Mon-Fri 10:00-19:00, Sat 11:00-16:00; www.genbib.dk­ e focus is on both historical and current cultural identity in Latin America. LD

Un� nished JourneysGammel Strand 48, Cph K; ends Nov 11; open Tue-Sun 11:00-17:00, Wed-Thu 11:00-20:00; tickets: 60kr, members free; www.glstrand.dk­ is exhibition focuses on com-munities in relation to the im-pact of globalisation on local and global communities. LD

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I F YOU HAVE ever watched ‘Neighbours’ or ‘Home and Away’, you have probably heard a Temper Trap song. If you have ever bought

a Chrysler, Peugeot or a Toyota Yaris, you have probably heard a Temper Trap song. And if the face of L’Oreal, Claudia Schi� er, looks better than ever, it might be because of a Temper Trap song.

Reading between the lines, this Austral-ian band appear to be massive sellouts – or massively successful. � e indie � ve-piece, originally from Melbourne, established themselves in 2005 and have since released two albums. � eir debut, Conditions, which was recorded with Arctic Monkeys producer Jim Abbiss, went platinum in Australia and gold in the UK in 2009. ‘Sweet Disposition’, the stand-out single, found its way into a bunch of popular television shows and � lms.

O� the back of their � rst album’s suc-cess, the band spent three years in hotel rooms, playing to some huge crowds on the festival circuit. At Splendour in the Grass, a music festival held on the east coast of Australia, they played in

front of 20,000 people – and that’s an intimate audience compared with the 100,000-strong stadium crowd they will meet at the Australian Rules Football Grand Final at the end of the month. � e group’s � ve members – Dougy Mandagi (vocals), Jonathon Aherne (bass guitar), Toby Dundas (drums), Lorenzo Sillitto (lead guitar) and Joseph Greer (keyboard) – are well-equipped for pumping out a big sound, and their widespread appeal and commercial suc-cess bodes well for a stadium setting.

Returning to the studio recently, � e Temper Trap recorded their second al-bum in Los Angeles with Beck collabo-rator Tony Ho� er. Lead singer Man-dagi had just come out of a relationship when they wrote the album, and four

or � ve of the tracks are ‘heartbreak’ songs, doing no favours for their grow-ing reputation as soft-rockers. � e self-titled o� ering – released earlier this year – went gold in the band’s home country.

From starting out in Melbourne, recording in the US, and now calling London home, the band is racking up their share of frequent � ier miles. And displacement is also a recurring theme in their songs. “I de� nitely went through phases where the only place I felt like I belonged was on the road, on the stage, in a bus,” said Indonesian-born frontman Mandagi. “Being on the road gave me a sense of purpose. I love it and there’s no place I’d rather be, but at the same time it can be lonely. � at’s all ammo for me as a lyricist.”

Aside from emo-ammo, the band took some writing gunpowder from their experience during the London riots last year. Anyone would presume that such anarchy is a likely catalyst for in-spired song writing, but a review in the Guardian tore apart the band’s attempt (‘London’s Burning’). “� e sense of a band who felt impelled to write about the riots without � rst checking whether or not they had anything to say about the riots is hard to miss,” the reviewer wrote. But reviews are, of course, sub-jective. Leave your prejudices at the door and decide for yourself.

� e Temper TrapStore VegaSunday 20:00;Tickets 220krwww.billetlugen.dkwww.thetempertrap.com

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NightlifeRadio 1 session last year – and his smooth brand of techno, which is now considered the gold standard.

Levon VincentCulture Box; Sat 23:00; 70krHailing from New York, Vin-cent, and his alternative, anti-European style of house, has edged his way on to the con-tinent’s electronic music scene in recent years. Importing his spacey style of deep house, equipped with synth manoeu-vres and � uid beats, Vincent has heavily involved himself with Berlin’s Ostgut Ton label and the well-known Berghain club night. Attracting interna-tional talent, week in week out, Culture Box is undoubtedly the number one spot for techno and house music and will once again become the venue of choice for the club crowd dur-ing the winter months.

Frankie TeardropIdeal Bar; Fri 22:00;free admFrankie Teardrop, a weekly club night that celebrates the rock of ages, is a hang-out spot where nostalgic hipsters get their kicks. Taking a di erent musi-cal decade each week, a collec-tive of resident house DJs – also known for playing at the vari-ous night venues spread across the city – deliver iconic tunes. A must for any new students in town who own a Strokes LP.

Alan FitzpatrickKB18; Fri 22:00; 100krDrawing in crowds at Germa-ny’s Tresor Club, Incognito Los Angeles and the Netherlands’ Solar Festival, Alan Fitzpatrick is truly a global DJ. Making the transition from small-time techno DJ to international name has happened over the course of the past ve years, and Fitzpatrick has a voracious appetite for hunting down new talent – as testi ed in his BBC DANIEL VAN DER NOON

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� e ViewKB18; 21:00; 167kr� e Scottish four-piece’s debut record, Hats O� to the Buskers, entered the UK album charts at number one in 2007. Put on the fast-track by the label 1965 Re-cords – led by James Endeacott who’d worked with � e Strokes and � e Libertines – they were shipped o to the States with ex-pectations they’d become the new leading indie-rock out t. � eir new record, Cheeky for a Reason (2012), has all the makings of an indie-rock great and still appeals to the rebellious teenage crowd running against dream-wave pop and the likes of Goyte, but it’s not looking like the Dundee quartet are going to top � e Strokes.

IslandsLoppen; 21:00; 100krFollowing the break-up of the quirky lo- indie set � e Uni-corns, lead vocalist Nick Dia-monds and drummer Jaime � ompson set up Islands, a psychedelic project with a simi-lar set of qualities. Forming in 2005, the Canadian duo – with a � oating line-up of session mu-sicians and guest appearances on their records – can now consider themselves established. � eir dreamy hit ‘Hallways’ from their latest record A Sleep & A Forget-ting (2012) is currently domi-nating British radio airtime.

Mick Harvey Lille Vega; 21:00; 150krMulti-instrumentalist Harvey has been Cave’s collaborator since the very beginning, playing with � e Boys Next Door, � e Birthday Party and, of course, � e Bad Seeds. Mounting atmospheric, timeless keyboard sequences on top of Cave’s narratives, Harvey is to Cave what Johnny Marr was to Morrissey. Releasing his sixth solo album last year, Sketches from the Book of the Dead (2011), his enthralling poetry takes a simi-lar line to that which we hear in Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds – melancholic verses neatly paired with slow-evolving balladic-like chords – and will be music to the ears of Cave’s fans.

GallowsLille Vega; 20:00; 130kr� e British punk band set out to revive England’s proud punk roots with their rough garage punk style. Taking inspiration from � e Sex Pistols and � e Clash, their confrontational, anti-social music turned a generation to Dr Martins and torn denim. Not surprisingly, they fast became the darlings of rock magazines such as Kerrang! But since signing to Warner Bros Records, the cash has started to have an in� uence, Americanising their sound in the process. � eir bass-lines have be-come heavier, their vocals have transformed into vulgar screams and even drum-pedals have start-ed appearing on their sets.

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JapandroidsPumpehuset; 21:00; 140krHailing from Vancouver, the ga-rage rock duo – comprised of Brian King and David Prowse – emerged with their debut, Post-Nothing, in 2009, which was fol-lowed by a 200-show tour that saw their popularity soar sky-high. Still holding fast to the simple drum and guitar set-up, their ball-sy third record, Celebration Rock (2012), has been given the thumbs up by Pitchfork. Brimming with crowd pleasers – ‘� e House � at Heaven Built’ and ‘� e Nights of Wine and Roses’ have to be up there – they’ve bought into every-thing that’s made the duo a band: lewd ri s, pseudo-metal elements and rough production.

We Were Promised JetpacksPumpehuset; 21:00; 160kr� e Glaswegian out t made roads into the industry with their debut, � ese Four Walls (2009), which sold the band as a disillusioned post-punk act buying into a similar sound as Jimmy Eat World. Failing to keep up the momentum for their follow-up record, In � e Pit of the Stomach (2011) yields only contrived, run-of-the-mill numbers kitted out with orderly melodies and controlled cho-ruses. In a word, it’s a � at record failing to rouse the noise needed to it what it so desperately strives to be: anthemic rock.

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FOLLOWING last year’s debut and success, the Co-penhagen Chamber Music

Festival is ready to become an established annual event, once again presenting an ambitious programme and an impressive line-up of musicians.

� e aim of the festival is, ac-cording to the initiators and or-ganisers, the piano trio, Trio con Brio (Jens Elvekjær, Soo-Kyung Hong and Soo-Jin Hong), to en-lighten the audience about the multi-faceted nature of chamber music, and there are free master classes at the Royal Academy of

Music as well as an introduction to chamber music by Valdemar Lønsted, a journalist, writer and lecturer.

� e programme is also in-tended to highlight the devel-opment of chamber music and the di erent interpretations of chamber music that the com-posers have graced us with.

With renowned interna-tional names such as the Ger-man piano quartet, Fauré Quartet, the Austrian violinist Benjamin Schmid, the Russian violist Tatjana Masurenko, the Finish clarinettist Olli Lep-päniemi and the Canadian/Japanese violinist Karen Gomyo on board, there’s plenty here to excite classical fans.

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� e � ree BsMogens Dahl Koncertsal, Snorresgade 22, Cph S: Thu (Sep 27) 20:00No not Bach, but Beethoven, Bruch and Brahms. String Trio in G-major, op. 9/1, an early piece by Beethoven, has con- dence and a sort of playful

sound to it. � is is followed by excerpts of a more experi-mental yet beautiful nature from Bruch’s Acht Stücke for the clarinet, viola and piano, op. 83. Brahms’s Piano Quintet in f-minor, op. 34 closes the concert on a more solemn yet dramatic note. � is is the safe but by no means boring choice of the fes-tival.

Under the SkyRundetaarn, Købmagergade 52A, Cph K; 28 Sep, 22:00� is concert promises stargaz-ing and quiet thoughtful music. � e Fauré Quartet will delight us with Brahms’s 3rd mov. An-dante from Piano Quartet in c-minor and the peaceful Andante Cantabile by Tchaikovsky. So invite your date for some late evening stargazing and acces-sible chamber music at the Roundtower.

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� e End of TimeDen Sorte Diamant, Søren Kierkegaards Plads 1, Cph K; 28 Sep, 17:00

� e title of this concert might seem a bit on the gloomy side, and that’s a fair assumption: both masterpieces on the even-ing’s programme were written in 1940, during the Second World War, by Shostakovich and Messiaen. Attend this con-cert because like all great mu-sic, this allows you to get a real sense of the period the music was written in, and all the hard-ship and confusion at that time.

Opening ConcertKonservatoriets Koncert-sal, Julius Thomsensgade 1, Frederiksberg; Wed 19:30� is concert o ers two Russian heavyweights, Stravinsky and Tchaikovsky, and French Fau-ré’s well-known Piano Quartet in c-minor. Tchaikovsky’s Souve-nir de Florence for a string sextet is a guaranteed pleasure to listen to and Stravinsky’s L’histoire du Soldat for a clarinet, violin and piano – though unmistakably Stravinsky – is actually rather accessible and fun to listen to.

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Venues include: Konservatoriets Koncertsal, Den Sorte Diamant, Mogens Dahl Koncertsal & Rundetaarn; starts Wed, ends Sep 30; concert tickets between 95-170kr, lectures are free; www.billetlugen.dk; www.ccmf.dk

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A life for a lifeFrederiksberg Råd-husplads, Small-egade 1, Frederiks-berg; Sun 09:00-15:00; free adm.Old things can be given new life at this ea market organised by the Danish Refugee Coun-cil and DR Congo as part of ‘World Refugee - Frederiksberg 2012’. e proceeds will help children in the Democratic Re-public of Congo. MAR

� e sound of nostalgiaTrinitatis Church, Landemærket 2, Cph K; Fri 16:30-17:30; free adm; www.trinitatiskirke.dk Let the tones of organ and brass take you back in time, when students from the Royal Dan-ish Music Conservatory perform the works of two neoclassical masters, Niels Viggo Bentzon and Vagn Holmboe. e con-cert is part of Golden Days, a festival celebrating the 1950s. RKM

Show Me Your Model guided tour in EnglishDanish Architecture Centre; ends Oct 21, Sun 14:00-15:00; free with admission to cen-tre; www.dac.dkListen to the stories behind the exhibition Show Me Your Model on a Sunday tour with one of Danish Architecture Centre’s skilled guides. SM

LIFESTYLE

I NOTICED the � rst trees were beginning to turn last week as I made my way home through the forest. It won’t be long before the pavements are strewn with golden leaves and fresh shiny conkers waiting to be gath-ered by eager hands. Do you remember as a child seeing a large pile of leaves as an op-portunity too good to miss? My own chil-dren are much the same. ey run towards the carefully gathered piles with abandon, kicking and throwing and generally hooting with joy at the innocent childhood pastime.

Of course as their parent I also notice whether the leaves are wet/muddy/in a pud-dle etc etc and try to dress them appropri-ately in anticipation. Shorts are beginning to look like a bad idea, and the list of weather-appropriate clothing looms ever longer now that we head back to colder times. Septem-ber and October are months for sorting through closets, clearing out the old and too small and preparing for the annual ‘winter clothing’ trek to the shops.

We need, to begin with at least, a decent rainsuit: generally trousers and jacket with wellingtons (gum boots) to match. is will be followed by a warm comforting snowsuit and the ubiquitous snow boots. All topped o� with enough changes of clothing to deal with even the most adventurous of children as they continue their play outside through-out the seasons.

But where to buy? ere are plenty of shops in the city that o� er the full array of winter clothes to suit a whole range of budg-ets: from the new children’s department at Illum’s to second-hand shops specialising in good quality children’s wear.

As they say in the Nordics, “there’s no such thing as bad weather, just bad cloth-ing”. How prepared are you?!

Den Blå BallonViborggade 2, 2100 Cph S; kundeser-vice@villakulla.dk, 3526 8026; www.denblåballon.dkSells a selection of new and second-hand clothing for children including some funky Danish brands.

Mini a Turewww.miniature.dk/overtojAward-winning Danish children’s wear brand that can be found everywhere. ey o� er a good quality range of outdoor cloth-ing that lasts the distance especially if you buy a size up. Winter jackets from 799kr.

MagasinStores in Kongens Nytorv, Fields or Lyngby; www.magasin.dkMagasin department store has a good chil-dren’s department o� ering a number of brand names. It’s a one-stop shop for snow-suits, coats and boots.

SostjernenØsterbrogade 50, Cph Ø; 3555 4690; www.sostjernen.comSpecialising in the almost indestructible brand Angulus, from whom I have had many pairs of children’s shoes and boots. Sostjerne also has a wonderful selection of beautiful clothing for children.

H&MKøbmagergade 69, Cph K is staple brand has a good quality, mid-priced selection of children’s clothes. It’s where I stock up on spare tracksuit trousers and socks for the cubbies. You can also � nd outdoor clothing here too including foot-wear and slippers.

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NEXT WEEK: GOING UNDERGROUND

Celebrate good timesFælled Parken, Ae-girsgade, Cph N; Sat 15:00; www.meetup.comCelebrate the courage of Mam-ma Jane from Café Viking, and the civic pride of the Nørrebro neighbourhood who stood up against the gangsters, with toasts of beer and live music. MAR

Grand Opening of Fælledparken Øster Allé, Cph Ø; all day Sat; www.facebook.com/Faelledpar-ken247It is not yet time to stay home. Celebrate with Copenhagen the reopening of the Fælledparken with a series of free concerts fea-turing the likes of Mikael Simp-son, DJ Rosa Lux and Åh Abe Koncert. MAR

Happy Days by bikeBellahøj Svøm-mehal, Bellahøjvej 1-3, Brønshøj, Cph NV; Sun 11:00-13:00; tickets: 75kr; www.festival.golden-days.dk e Golden Days Festival is winding down. Take the chance to enjoy its last events and the delightful weather and bike through the city on an inspiring route chosen by the Danish Ar-chitecture Centre. Don’t forget to bring your bike! MAR

Arthur Guinness Day at the Irish RoverStrøget 46, Cph K; Thu (Sep 27), open un-til late, kitchen open 10:00-22:00; www.theirishrover.dkStart Arthur Guinness Day with Arthur’s Irish breakfast and a pint of Guinness for 100kr be-tween 10am and 12pm, and thereafter for the same price, Arthur’s Irish stew and a Guin-ness. Enjoy music from 4pm courtesy of the Deano Paddy Band, and then from 10pm by e Rovers Band. Enter the raf- e and win a return ight to Dublin, which includes free en-try to the Guinness brewery. e draw is at 11pm and you must be present to win!

Arthur Guinness Day at the GlobeNorregade, Cph K; Thu (Sep 27), from 17:00 until late; www.the-globe.dk e Globe is hosting a whopper of a party including live music, festive food especially designed for Arthur Guinness Day, a complimentary Guinness for the toast at 17:59pm. and com-petitions and prizes including a chance to win a trip to Dublin. As the pub says: “Party like it’s 1759!”

Copenhagen Festival Ensemble opener Odd Fellow Palæet, Bredgade 28, Cph K; Sun Sep 23, 17:00-19:00; 200kr, www.billetnet.dk; www.co-penhagenfestivalensemble.comCelebrate the birth of this new concept orchestra, which plays music composed by four leading Danish musicians. e audience will experience an interactive concert of the highest quality chamber music. MAR

Architecture cruise Danish Archi-tecture Centre, Strandgade 27 B, Cph K; Wed Sep 26 17:00-18:00; info@cphvolunteers.dk; www.cphvolunteers.dk is event is sponsored and guided by the Danish Archi-tecture Centre. It will lead you through the Copenhagen south-ern harbor development, where you can observe contemporary architectural trends. And then afterwards you can pop into the Danish Architecture Centre itself, which is free until 21:00! MAR

Free jazzCharlie Scott’s, Skindergade 43, Cph; Tue & Thu 17:00-20:30; Free Adm Jazz music every Tuesday and ursday!

IntroBARCafé Glamourpuss, Åboulevard 9, Cph V; Thu (Sep 27) 17:00-18:30; info@cphvolunteers.dk; www.cphvolunteers.dkVoluntary activities are a great way to integrate in your new city life and to help others. If you are interested in meeting new peo-ple, know new places or simply being useful, this event is for you. Introduce yourself and let your ideas breathe. MAR

Cosy ‘cause it’s Rikke SvendsenFrode Jakobsens Plads 4, 1, Vanløse; S at 12:00-16:00; free adm; 3877 3300, vkh@kff.kk.dkSimplicity, color and personal-ity: this is the recipe of the work of the dress designer Rikke Sv-endsen, who owns her shop and workshop in Vanløse. If these three words suit you, don’t miss the ea market that will host her creations. Add another couple of ingredients: a cup of co� ee and a cake at Vanløse Spisehus. Guar-anteed cosiness! MAR

French Harpsichord Festival Various venues; ends 29 Sep; tickets: 120kr; seats are lim-ited so book early, www.bil-leto.dk; www.renaissance-musik.dk/cembalofestival is concert series covers the period from early baroque to the French Revolution. EB

EventsPeek at your neighbours Møntmestervej, Cph NV; Fri & Sat, 20:30-23:30; free adm; www.inside-out2400.dkTake an exclusive look at the cultural diversity of Copenha-gen, as the art project Inside Out 2400 turns an entire street inside out. e gables of the multicultural Møntmestervej are turned into large canvases for video projections, display-ing portraits from inside 50 of the street’s homes. Residents in the area represent a wide range of the Danish population: from ethnic Danish families who have lived in the buildings for genera-tions, to immigrants who come from a multitude of di� erent countries. RKM

Crime ToursNytorv, Cph K; book tour in English at weirdwalks.dk@gmail.com,3117 7727Learn about the “gruesome tales of murky jail houses, terrible laws and merciless executioners”. MØ

Ghost tourNytorv, Cph K; book tour in English at booking@ghost-tour.dkCome see Copenhagen’s most haunted buildings on this spooky tour. Hear about the ghosts that haunt Copenhagen, and see an-cient buildings in a new light. SM

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Buster Film FestivalVarious locations; ends Sun, 15kr per film; www.buster.dkTell your kids to forget all about Cannes, Tribeca or Toronto, be-cause the most exciting � lm festi-val for children is once again here in Copenhagen. ere are feature � lms, shorts and documentaries – all for young audiences. Al-though those � lms with an under 10 rating will be dubbed to Dan-ish, all movies with a 13+ rating will be in their original language with English subtitles.

Harness Racing Charlottenlund Race Course, Traverbanevej 10, Charlotten-lund; Sun 13:00 & Wed 15:30; 20kr; www.travbanen.dk No Ben Hur thrills and spills here, that’s for sure!

Jazz CruiseNyhavn, Cph K; Sun 15:30; tick-ets 120kr; duration: 90 mins; www.canaltours.dkDiscover Copenhagen from the water with a live jazz soundtrack courtesy of the Scandinavian Rhythm Boys.

Horse racing -Klampenborg Racecourse, Klampenborgvej 52-56, Klampenborg; Sat 14:15; tickets: 50kr; www.galopbane.dkAnother meeting at the race-course to test yourself against the Tote.

Animal Farm ZeBU Theater, Øresundsvej 4, Cph S; ends Sep 30, Tue & Thu 19:00, Wed, Thu & Fri 10:00, Sat & Sun 16.00; www.zebu.nuIn 1945 the ashes of the Second World War were still warm. Fol-lowing in the footsteps of Aesop, George Orwell wrote Animal Farm, an allegorical novel against dictatorial governments. e circus company Cikaros has reinterpreted this novel as an acrobatic show based on the work of the English author. Suitable for children aged 6-13 years. MAR

Edges of the Universe & Coraline Reefs in CPHTycho Brahe Planetarium, Gammel Kongevej 10, Cph K; ends Oct 14; tickets: over-12s 139kr, under-12s 89kr; www.planetariet.dk/fores-tillingerTravel through the dark cosmos and discover its mysteries, then jump in the deep blue water and dive among vibrant coloured � shes and plants. You will discover the amazing but fragile balance of these landscapes in these two amazing 3D � lms. MAR

BY SOFIE GRAVERS JACOBSEN SELECT SHOPPING

Personality and pints: it’s a kind of magic

HERE’S A SPACE designed for ‘hygge’. As you have maybe learnt from your Danish acquaintances – you know, the ones who will, one � ne day, invite you to one of their hygge dinners – hygge is to the Danes what a high paying job is to the majority of the world: a constant goal. It’s a state of cosiness, friendliness and warmth that goes beyond the at-mospheric and aesthetic right into your heart and makes you feel, simply put, really nice.

If the name Kind of Blue makes you think of Miles Davis, then you are smart enough to know that it is not a

coincidence and you can already guess what to expect in terms of music. ere will be jazzy, mellow sounds that make you think: “I would really like to listen to more of this,” but when you go home and play it, it doesn’t have the same e� ect otuside the mood of the establishment.

An integral part of that are Kind of Blue’s beverages. Unusually for a bar, they have an amazing range of non-al-coholic drinks, perfect for when you’re looking for a cure for your hangover. While the Fentiman range (0.5 percent alcohol) are recommended, our pick is Curiosity Cola, a drink that truly tastes like childhood and dreams.

e alcoholic beverage selection is impressive. While you can’t go wrong with the Belgian brews, a de� nite rec-ommendation in spite of its name is Mort Subite (sudden death) Kriek, a speci� c type of beer brewed with sour cherries.

Décor-wise, it initially appears to be no di� erent to any other hygge café/bar. Mixed vintage furniture, various paraphernalia such as magazines, board games, books, beautiful candleholders, an old piano and all sorts of trinkets work together nicely and ‘kind of blue’ becomes the mood you get into, sub-consciously determined/tickled either by its name or its magic.

Yes, magic. Mood. Personality. To say that “someone’s got personality” is already quite ambiguous and subjective, and perhaps even more so when talking about a bar. But once you’ve been there, you’ll understand. It’s an eclectic mix of drinks, people, sounds and activities, whether it’s hosting a gig or exhibition, or just a quiet or chatty evening. Kind of Blue never fails to surprise.

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Kind of BlueRavnsborggade 17, Cph N; open Mon-Wed 16:00-00:00, Thu-Sat 16:00-02:00, closed Sun; 2635 1056; prices: glass of wine from 40kr, beers from 30kr, tea/coffee from 30kr; www.kindofblue.dk

� e Jesper Zeuthen Trio are just a number of the household names to grace Kinf of Blue’s stage

Charity shopsIF YOU LIKE your furniture or clothes to be unique but still at IKEA prices, if you have just moved here, or you are set-ting up home for the � rst time and you need everything from curtains and furni-ture to china and cocktail dresses – here are some suggestions for quality charity shops where you will be able to � nd every-thing you need at reasonable prices whilst feeling good about spending your money.

Spejdernes GenbrugHavremarken 10, Farum; open first Sat of the month 10:00-13:00; www.spejdernesgenbrug.dk ey claim to sell nearly everything – and they are right. is is the place to go for inexpensive and good quality furniture, curtains, kitchen, toys and clothing. Col-lectors of � ne china and arts may also be awarded for their trek to Farum. It is a massive place and at � rst it might seem a bit of a daunting venture – but you are de� nitely rewarded for your trouble if you can bear the initial confusion.

LoppeshoppenHjørnet at Søndre Fasanvej 2 & Kæl-deren at Søndre Fasanvej 2A, Fred-eriksberg; open Tue-Fri 10:00-17:00 is is also one of the have-it-all charity shops, and it is run by some very helpful volunteers. Kælderen, one section of Lop-peshoppen, has men’s clothing, everything you need to furnish your new home and a decent sized book section. Hjørnet, the other section of Loppeshoppen, has clothes for women and unlike many char-ity shops, it also has a great range of cloth-ing for children and toys.

Røde Kors ButikStrandvejen 130e, Hellerup; open Mon-Fri 10:00-17:00, Sat 10:00-14:00A charity shop that sells vintage clothing for charity prices. It even has a rack do-nated by celebrities – not that the clothes are any more expensive – but if you fancy wearing trousers worn by TV host Hen-riette Honoré, this is the place to shop. e standard is good (no surprise given the address) and every Monday they put out new clothes that you can distinguish thanks to their elaborate colour-coding system. And it doesn’t smell like your aver-age charity shop, and it is not so crammed that you will give up after the � rst rack.

Genbrug Jagtvej 199 – Childcare DKJagtvej 199, Cph Ø; open Tue-Fri 11:00-17:30, Sat 10:00-14:00 is is the one charity shop to go to if you are ever in need of a smart cocktail dress, a ball gown, or even a tuxedo. e selection is very wide – they have a fair number of inexpensive coats and shoes, and they are always ready to help out when you have your next costume party – whether it be the 1920s, Mad Men or the 1980s. Around Christmas and New Year’s it can get a bit busy – so get there early for the ‘julefrokost’ and New Year’s Eve out� ts. ere’s a 15 percent discount for students.

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Inside the bunkerVestvolden, near Artellerima-gasinet; open daily 11:00-16:00; free adm; www.befaestningen.dk Learn about Danish military his-tory in the Ejby Bunker. Play the thrilling game ‘Cold War Spy’ and much, much more. MAR

Park Run Amager Fælled, every Sat, 08:30-10:00; no adm, register in ad-vance: www.parkrun.org e summer course is two laps of a 2.45 km loop plus 100 metres at the start. EK

National Museum guided tours Ny Vestergade 10, Cph K; Sun, Tue & Thu 11:00; Free Adm; www.natmus.dk Free guided tours in English three times a week.

History Tours in English starts from Bishop Absalon’s statue at Højbro Plads, Cph K; Sat 10:00; tickets: 80kr; 90 mins; www.historytours.dk Focusing on the 1800s.

Spar Shipping Fishing Trips Nyhavn 61, Cph K (dock on Lau-trupskaj); Weekdays: 225kr from 08:00-15:00, Weekends: twice a day: 07:00-12:30 & 12:45-18:00, the trips depend on numbers so are rarely confirmed well in advance; 3333 9355, www.spar-shipping.dkHook a � sh on their sea trips.

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Water – a world of adventuresExperimentarium, Tuborg Havnevej 7, Hellerup; ends Dec 31, open Mon-Fri 09:30-17:00, Tue 09:30-21:00, Sat and Sun 11:00-17:00; under 2s free, age 3-11 105kr, adult 160kr, stu-dents 105kr; contact 3927 3333 or info@experimentarium.dk is water adventure features more than 50 activities and experiments. But don’t be afraid of getting your clothes wet – unless you ask for it – as this is a “bone-dry ride through the wet element”. You get to � ght the power of the sea, save someone who has fallen overboard from a ship and experience giant surf waves. is is an event for the en-tire family with a chance to learn more about water safety in a fun way. MSØ

Circus FantasticaFolketeatret, Nørregade 39, Cph K; ends Oct 20; open Tue-Fri 19:30, Sat 17:00; Tickets: from 110kr; 3312 1845;www.folketeatret.dk is spectacular theatre concert is about a bunch of circus perform-ers stranded in an amusement park during the winter break. What tricks will they perform to keep their spirit alive? EB

Life and DeathStatens Museum for Kunst, Sølvgade 48-50, Cph K; ends Sep 31, open Tue-Sun 10:00–17:00, Wed 10:00–20:00; free adm; www.smk.dk is exhibition has been designed to give children a framework in which to talk about life and death. By using art as a tool to approach the subject, kids can form their own opinions on the topic. Ages 6-12. EM

Story time Books & Company, Sofievej 1, 2900 Hellerup; Tue mornings 09:30-10:00; free adm; www.booksandcompany.dkEvery Tuesday morning, storyteller Sara Albers performs stories, poems, and � nger plays. She entertains, in-spires and captivates kids’ imagina-tions, making Tuesday mornings a magical experience for all. SA

Dance theatre for toddlers Dansekapellet; Bispe-bjerg Torv 1, Cph NV; Sun 14:00-14:25; tickets 35kr, www.teaterbiletter.dk; www.dansekapellet.dk Let your child experience the joy of the dance through a warm, word-less story about friendship. For children aged 0-4. RKM

Design school for kidsAkademiet for Design Illus-tration & Visuel Innovation, Stockholmsgade 33, Cph Ø; ends Dec 8; www.visuel-in-novation.dk is course is run by professional designers and illustrators who will encourage your children to free their imagination and discover the joys of creating. MAR

Feeding Time at the ZooCopenhagen Zoo, Roskildevej 32, Frederiksberg; daily feed-ings: seals 10:30 and 14:30 (14:00 on Fri), sea lions 11:00 and 15:00 (14:15 on Fri), carnivores 13:00, chimpanzees 15:30 (15:45 on Fri); ticket: adults 140kr, kids age 3-11 80kr; www.zoo.dkWatch your favourite animals eat breakfast and lunch: seals and sea li-ons will be munching on � sh, while carnivores chomp on raw meat and chimpanzees chew on fruit and maybe some meat. SM

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Families: VK limited the state’s

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Welfare: VK and Dansk Folkeparti

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positions.Infrastructure and job creation:

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Restaurants

Reinwald’s Farvergade 15, 1463 Cph K; open Mon-Sat 14:00-24:00 (kitchen closes at 22:00); 3391 8289; five-course menu with wine 850kr, other dishes 75-215kr; www.reinwalds.dkA director’s script-length of choices confronts you at Reinwald’s. It’s a who’s who of classic French and French-inspired Danish dishes. SC

BioMioHalmtorvet 19, 1700 Cph V; open daily 12:00-24:00 (later Fri and Sat), kitchen open 12:00-22:00; 3331 2000; start-ers 75kr, mains 135kr; www.biomio.dkBio Mio is stylish without be-ing pretentious, fast enough that you don’t go crazy waiting for food, and loud enough that you can make a racket without any-one raising an eyebrow. JH

Saga Queen Havnegade 31, Cph K (near Nyhavn); sails twice Thu-Sat at 13:00 (lunch ) & 19:00 (din-ner); reservations 4675 6460 & info@sagaqueen.dk; www.sagaqueen.dk� e city’s only restaurant cruise ship, the Saga Queen o� ers a two-hour lunch cruise and a three-hour dinner cruise. Some-times a meal can feel like an eter-nity, but here the time passed by quickly and pleasurably as we en-joyed a feast for both our eyes and our very satis� ed stomachs. JC

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Restaurant DalamanVodroffsvej 15, Frederiks-berg C; Open daily 16:00-24:00; 3322 1231; three-course menus 119kr, 139kr & 159kr pp; www.dalaman.dkTurkish restaurant Dalaman puts an emphasis on good food and customer satisfaction. It’s a haven for meat lovers and is popular among its clientele for the meaty mixed grill. AJ

$ $ $ Pubs

� e Irish RoverStrøget 46, Cph K; Open daily 10:00-late; www.irishrover.dk� ere’s live music � ursday-Sunday (22:00-late), the kitchen is open from 10:00 until late every day – serving a burger meal with pint for just 120kr – the pub caters to all sports fans, there’s a pool ta-ble in their back room where you can smoke, and there’s an upstairs lounge area – the perfect place to relax with a view over Strøget. BH

� e Globe Nørregade 43-45, 1165 Cph K; Opening hours vary, until 03:00 Fri-SatFriendly service and good value food make this the perfect city pub. If it’s company you want, try the main bar, or a private function, the second bar; seating-wise pull up a high chair, relax on cushioned benches or lord it as a bishop for the evening; or go genteel in the library – a great place to cheat in the fort-nightly quiz. BH

AS SOME of you might have noticed, particularly due to the sudden increase in tra� c and overcrowded public transporta-tion earlier this month, classes have started again. And already for us international students, ear-ly morning starts and late evening classes feel like the norm.

When we return home, we crave something that is fast to cook, fast to eat, not too expen-sive to share with friends, and most importantly something that goes perfectly with beer! And while summer has come to an end, there is no reason for us not to keep eating Mediterranean food.

For those of you who haven’t tried it yet, I give you … the

Spanish Omelette 6-8 eggs3-4 medium sized potatoes1-2 water onions2-3 chorizo sausages (optional)1 tbsp salt2 tbsp olive oil

THE PEELED potatoes are cut into small pieces (not too small, not too big, you know the drill) and left to boil. Make sure you add some salt and just a drop of oil to the water so that the potatoes get a nicely rounded taste before they go into the omelette’s composition.

Meanwhile, chop the onions while obeying the same golden rule. Pour the eggs into one bowl and stir well together with a hint of salt.

If you choose to use the sau-sages, cut them into thin circles.

Heat up a tablespoon of olive oil in a small to medium sized pan, add the onions with a bit of salt sprayed loosely around.

� is is probably the most im-portant thing: make sure that the pan is � at and just the right size – you should have a plate that is larger in diagonal.

When the potatoes are boiled, put them into the pan together with the chorizo. By then the on-ions should have gained a nice red-dish colour.

When everything is in place, � nally the eggs can be poured over. It should take around 5-6 minutes for the bottom of the omelette to be done.

Hold the pan above the sink with a plate on top of it. Gently turn it over so that you be left with the half-cooked omelette on the plate.

After adding some olive oil to the sides of the pan, slide the tor-tilla back into the pan. Another three minutes and you should have your meal.

Buen provecho, as the Span-iards say.

BY MIHAI BICAFOOD BLOG

Spanish tortilla, which has noth-ing to do with its Mexican coun-terpart. It is in fact merely an omelette, with an added twist.

� is recipe became my best friend when I discovered that making it was always within my reach, although I am the kind of person who you can always count on to have an empty fridge.

But I fell in love with it when I noticed that its excellent taste and the � nesse it requires during preparation can raise you from 0 to ‘kitchen god’ status in less than 20 minutes.

So pay extra attention to this one! It is probably the best recipe in the world, but each person can be the judge of that. � e Spanish surely think so!

Arthur Guinness Day, win a trip to Dublin

food specialArthurs Irish Stew and a pint of Guinness for 100kr from 12noon to 10pm full kitchen open from 10am to 10pm

drink specialsPints of Arthur Guinness 40krPints of Guinness and 4cl Irish whiskey 80kr all day

live music from 4pm til late two irish BandsDeano paddy Band starts at 4pm and The Rovers Band from 10pm playing great irish music all day and night

the raffleWin a return flight to Dublin including entry and lunch at the Guinness brewery all paid for by the Irish Rover. With every pint of 40kr Arthur Guinness sold you will receive a raffle ticket for the draw that will be held at 11pm and you must be in the rover with your ticket to collect your prize

arthur Guinness day 27th september at the irish roverstart the day with arthurs irish breakfast and a pint of Guinness 100krBetween 10am and 12noon

The Irish Rover would like wish all its customers old and new a Great Athur Guinness Day

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SUSHI’S WORLD domination doesn’t appear to be slowing down anytime soon – especially not here in Copenhagen where its popularity only continues to grow. An avid lover of sushi myself, I’m always interested in trying out new places, especially those that at � rst glance may not seem overly enticing.

Having tried a number of well-known and equally high-priced sushi places here in Copenhagen, I decided to check out my local sushi place. Located on Nordre Frihavnsgade in Østerbro, Sushi One doesn’t automatically catch your eye. Sur-rounded by primarily up-scale shops, its modest façade looks slightly outdated.

Once inside, the interior, much like the outside, looks tired and worn, al-though a friendly atmosphere greets you. � e design is very kitsch, but in a strange-ly appealing way. We sat in the back room where chairs are replaced by pillows on the � oor. Once comfortably seated (no shoes allowed!), we took in the surroundings, focusing mainly on the many fantastically ugly Asian porcelain � gures.

Deciding more really is better, we ordered 54 pieces and, after much discus-sion, we settled on two di� erent types of sushi: Ura Maki and Futomaki.

For the Ura Maki, better known as ‘inside out rolls’, we chose Alaska rolls, California rolls with masago, Spicy tiger shrimp rolls and Spicy salmon rolls. For the Futomaki, commonly thought of as traditional sushi with seaweed on the outside, we chose ebi tempura and some smaller rolls with salmon and avocado.

While we did have to wait longer than expected, the sushi was beautifully presented in a large circular tray. Sushi One appears to pride itself on its produce being freshly made, and my companion and I were eager to put this to the test. We were both curious as to whether this more a� ordable sushi would stand a chance against its expensive counterparts.

Neither of us is usually a big fan of Futomaki, so we decided to start there, � guring we’d work our way up. However from the � rst bite of the large Futomaki with ebi tempura, I was an absolute goner. � ese sushi rolls had gorgeous crisp tem-pura shrimps with masago, unagi sauce, spring onions, avocado and a tantalis-ing spicy sauce. From the � rst to the last bite, my mouth was overwhelmed by the � avour assault. � e combination of the crispy shrimp, soft avocado and spicy sauce really was superb.

� e two other small Futomaki rolls contained either salmon or avocado. � ey

were poorly put together and almost un-ravelled when we picked them up. � e taste of both was � ne, though my partner did comment that the salmon didn’t taste quite as fresh as he’d hoped.

Eager to see what the Ura Maki rolls had to o� er, we moved on to the Alaska rolls. � ey were rolled in masago and con-tained salmon, cream cheese and avocado. While the mix of the cream cheese and avocado with masago was quite fresh, the taste of the salmon once again seemed a little bit metallic.

Afterwards we moved onto the Cali-

fornia rolls that contained Surimi, avocado and cucumber. Surimi in Japanese literally translates as ground meat. Tending to be a � sh-based food product, it’s mashed into a thick paste that once cooked has a dense and rubbery property. More often known as imitation crab, my partner was none the wiser and couldn’t stop raving about how great the ‘crab’ rolls tasted.

To � nish we tucked into the Spicy tiger shrimp and Spicy salmon rolls. Served with spicy sauce, avocado and spring onions, they were de� nitely the best of the Ura Maki rolls. While my

Sushi or not sushi: one taste will answer the question

partner preferred the Spicy salmon rolls, I just couldn’t get enough of the tempura shrimp rolls. As with the Futomaki tem-pura rolls, the � avours, combined with the crunchy texture of the fried shrimp were delicious.

While the rolls at Sushi One aren’t the biggest, and the service is far from being the fastest, this place is great for a mid-week sushi outing. It’ll hit the spot when that sushi craving just won’t go away, and luckily, it won’t hit your pocket too hard.

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� e sushi was presented on a spacious ornamental bowl with plenty of room for malfunctioning chopstick manoueuvres

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Rationing and lashings of old-fashioned passion

A LTHOUGH IT premiered in England last year, � e Deep Blue Sea’s somewhat belated Copenhagen premiere is per-fectly timed considering the

city’s current 1950s-themed Golden Days festival. Danish audiences can now � nally sink their teeth into this austere but brilliant, quiet but power-ful melodrama set in 1950s London. � e period � avours are impeccable, the cast shines, and the musical leitmotifs are haunting and varied – from Samuel Barber’s Violin Concerto to the clas-sic ‘You Belong to Me’, belted out by 30 sentimental workingmen in a pub. � e latter made me feel like I’d just returned from the Second World War and that the world was about to soon wake up again.

But most of all, it’s the wit and emotional ferocity shining through the storyline and dialogue that make � e Deep Blue Sea so memorable and bracing. Credit is due to the excellent writer-director, award-winning, idi-osyncratic Terence Davies (� e House of Mirth), but also of course to the playwright Terence Rattigan from whose celebrated 1952 play the � lm is adapted.

Davies’ � lm is a ba� ingly raw and complex portrait of three hugely di� er-ent characters and, at an abstract level, of the frustratingly unreliable nature of love. It wouldn’t be wrong to call it a love triangle on top of a dilemma that re� ects the post-war state of the na-tion. � e dilemma is in fact so central that it lurks in the title (try to throw

in ‘devil’). More importantly perhaps, � e Deep Blue Sea is candid and wise enough to further Rattigan’s criticism against 20th-century English middle-class values − fear of emotional com-mitment, terror in the face of passion, and apprehension about sex.

� e world has, of course, changed in many ways since the 1950s, but art is timeless and continues to be one of the great lenses through which cultural problems are made intelligible. Here the key issues are of Shakespearean proportions, and the characters walk a tightrope between life and death with conformity and boredom underneath.

For instance, why is the idea of love so inexplicable in terms of logic and reason? How does one keep a passion-ate outlook in a world bent on extin-guishing passion? And then this one, which I did not see coming: what’s a man’s proper response when, while kissing and undressing his adoring girl-friend, he � nds a suicide letter in her pocket?

� e � lm opens in a Britain that is for the moment Great no longer. Rather, it’s bankrupt as an economy and exhausted as a culture and world power. It’s a time of rationing and pri-vation. Forty-year-old Hester Collyer

(a supremely radiant Weisz – � e Con-stant Gardener), has just de� ed all pro-priety and left a comfortable life with her stu� y but intelligent husband Wil-liam (Beale – Orlando), to live with her boyish lover, an ex-RAF pilot played by Hiddleston (Midnight in Paris). But swapping boredom and a divorce-averse husband for hot passion with little underneath would in those days take its toll on anybody, let alone a psy-chologically unstable person. Hester’s ‘modern’ vision and assuredness have grown out of her existential malaise and weakness. But for the two men in her life, her irresistible grace and beau-

ty, combined with her self-destructive tendencies, constitute a tragedy.

Because the dialogue is so pristine and the premise so relatively simple, they function as a prism through which the pain, regret, hurt and anger of the characters pass with stunning clar-ity. � e maddening force of Hester’s beauty was one thing that impressed this reviewer – and which a more com-plex plot would likely have muddled. Dramatically observed and poignantly acted, this tells the story of a woman who risks everything for love – and of the fear of loneliness that drives her.

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Deep Blue Sea (11)

Dir: Terence Davies; UK/US drama, 2011, 98 mins; Rachel Weisz, Tim Hiddleston, Simon Russell Beale, Ann Mitchell, Jolyon Coy

Premieres September 20

Playing at Grand Teatret and Vester Vov Vov

Weisz might be smiling for the camera, but if Hiddleton’s left hand moves any closer he’ll have a certain MI6 agent on his tail

AGROUP OF American backpackers embark on a European vacation. Clean-

cut Chris (McCartney), his chirpy blonde girlfriend Natalie (Dudley) and her best friend Amanda (Kelley) pass through London, Paris and Prague before hooking up with Chris’s brother Paul (Sadowski) in Kiev. � e next

planned stop is Moscow, where Chris intends to pop the ques-tion to Natalie. Paul, however, has other ideas. He arranges a trip for them to Chernobyl, site of the 1986 nuclear disaster. When a reactor failed, a huge portion of the landscape became covered in lethal amounts of radioactivity and thus rendered the area un-inhabitable for many years. � e nearby worker’s town of Pripyat was evacuated and has stood empty ever since. Or so everyone thought ...

It all starts promisingly enough, providing you can get past some nasal accents and sev-eral weak attempts at improvisa-tion. By encouraging his cast to ‘wing it’ for these early scenes,

one imagines that director Brad Parker was hoping for realism, but that requires a level of im-agination obviously lacking in these young performers. What he ended up with was often loud-mouthed, cringe-inducing ‘I Spy’ type commentary: “Watch out for those cobbled stones, they’ll getcha!” or “So bro, how you likin’ Europe (‘Your-ropp’) so far?” Yawn ...

Setting such niggles aside, once the gang arrive in Pripyat, accompanied by other ‘extreme tourists’, token bushwacker Aus-sie (Phillips), perky Norwegian (Berdal) and their Ukrainian tour guide Uri (Diatchenko), the set-ting itself proves genuinely in-triguing. � e ghostly locations

appear extremely authentic, with recreation grounds and aban-doned apartment buildings in a state of melancholy decay. A gi-ant fairground ride still stands in a vast courtyard, intended for May Day celebrations that never came.

Preparing to leave, they � nd their vehicle has been sabotaged and an overnight stay in Pripyat looks inevitable. Here the tension ratchets up high with jumps and jolts aplenty. Sadly the � lmmak-ers are unable to maintain this level of excitement beyond the � rst hour, where the taut thrills give way to directionless time-paddling. � e proceedings soon descend into farce.

Chernobyl Diaries (15)

Dir: Brad Parker; US horror/thriller, 2012, 86 mins; Devin Kelley, Olivia Taylor Dudley, Jesse McCartney, Nathan Phillips, Dimitri Diatchenko

Premieres September 20Playing at Palads

Chernobyl’s got nothing on Anne Frank

KASPER R GULDBERG

You can’t run or hide from performances like this ...MARK WALKER

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FILM G19InOut | THE CPH POST ENTERTAINMENT GUIDE21 - 27 September 2012FILM

PROGRAMME: THURSDAY 20 SEPTEMBER - WEDNESDAY 26 SEPTEMBER 2012

All times are subject to change without notice; consult www.kino.dk for con� rmation.

PALADSAxeltorv 9, Cph K; 7013 1211Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter 2D (15)21:15The Amazing Spider-Man 2D (11)18:30Bachelorette (3)19:00-21:10The Bourne Legacy (15)10:00-12:45-15:40-18:30-21:30Brave 3D (7)Morning times vary -14:30-16:40-21:15Chernobyl Diaries (15)12:00-14:20-16:40-19:15-21:30The Dark Knight Rises (11)12:00-15:20-19:30-21:10The Expendables 2 (15)14:00-16:45-18:45-19:00-21:15Magic Mike (15)11:30-14:00-16:30-18:40-21:00Step Up: Revolution (7)19:00Ted (11)11:30-14:00-16:45-19:15-21:40Total Recall (11)10:00-12:45-15:30-18:30-21:10The Watch (15)Morning times vary -13:45-16:00-18:40-21:00

KINOPALÆETKlampenborgvej 215 A, Lyngby Bachelorette (3)21:20The Bourne Legacy (15)18:30-21:20The Dark Knight Rises (11)12:00-15:20-18:15-20:40The Expendables 2 (15)12:15-14:30-16:45-18:45-21:00Magic Mike (15)16:40-19:00-21:30Moonrise Kingdom (7)19:00Ted (11)12:00-14:20-16:40-19:10-21:30The Watch (15)21:30

GRAND TEATRETMikkel Bryggers Gade 8, Cph Kwww.grandteatret.dkAlbert Nobbs (7)14:20-19:00The Deep Blue Sea (11)12:00-14:20-16:40-19:00-21:30Moonrise Kingdom (7)12:00-14:20-16:40-19:00-21:30To Rome with Love (3)12:00-14:20-19:00-21:30Weekend (11)21:30

EMPIRE BIOGuldbergsgade 29F; Cph N, 3536 0036; www.empirebio.dk Albert Nobbs (7)15:15The Dark Knight Rises (11)21:45The Expendables 2 (15)22:00Magic Mike (15)17:15Moonrise Kingdom (7)13:15-17:45-19:45-22:30Take This Waltz (11)12:30Ted (11)22:00To Rome with Love (3)12:45Weekend (11)19:45

DAGMARJernbanegade 2, Cph K3314 3222 A Dangerous Method (15)14:30-19:00Moonrise Kingdom (7)09:45-12:00-14:30-16:45-19:00-21:10To Rome with Love (3)12:00-14:20-16:45-19:10-21:40

FISKETORVETKalvebod Brygge 57, Cph V; 7010 1202Bachelorette (3)19:15The Bourne Legacy (15)18:45-21:30-23:30 (Fri & Sat)Brave 3D (7)18:30 (Sun)The Dark Knight Rises (11)13:00-15:00-18:15-20:30-21:30The Expendables 2 (15)16 :30-19 :15-21 :30-23 :59 (Fri & Sat)Ted (11)10:15-12:30-14:30-16:45-19:00-20:30-21:30-23:00-23:59 (Fri & Sat)

VESTER VOV VOVAbalonsgade 5, Cph V, 3324 4200 Ai WeiWei: Never Sorry (15)14:30-19:00The Deep Blue Sea (11)14:30-16:45-18:45

FALKONER BIOGRAFENSylows Allé 15, Frederiksberg,7013 1211; www.falkonerbio.dkBachelorette (3)12:00-19:15The Bourne Legacy (15)21:20The Dark Knight Rises (11)21:00Magic Mike (15)18:30-22:00Moonrise Kingdom (7)17:00 Ted (11)14:10-16:30-19:00-21:40

GENTOFTE KINOGentoftegade 39; www.gen-toftekino.dk The Deep Blue Sea (11)17:00Moonrise Kingdom (7)18:45

CINEMATEKETGothersgade 55, Cph K3374 3400; www.d� .dkDocumentary of the Month: Project Nim19:00Psych-Out: Showgirls + Starship Troopers19:30 (� u)Dead Man19:30 (Fri) 21:45 (Wed)The Hamburg Cell14:00 (Sat)Co� ee and Cigarettes14:15 (Sat) 16:30 (Wed)The Limits of Control16:30 (Sat) 21:15 (Tue)Martha Marcy May Marlene19:15 (Sat & Wed)There Be Dragons16:15 (Sun)Buried Secrets17:00 (Sun)Broken Flowers16:30 (Tue)The Sun21:30 (Wed)

� e Dark Knight Rises (11)

Dir: Christopher Nolan; US action, 2012, 165 mins; Christian Bale, Tom Har-dy, Gary Oldman, Marion Cotillard, Anne Hathaway With the arrival of Bane (Hardy), a terrorist hell-bent on ‘liberat-ing’ Gotham before reducing it to rubble, Batman (Bale) is forced out of exile to once again take on the role as Gotham’s Dark Knight. Nolan retains the deli-cate balance of building a credible reality while remaining respectful to the comic book origins, and as he departs from the Batman fran-chise, he leaves his reputation as a master lmmaker and the general state of comic book cinema in the best shape they’ve ever been. MW

Brave (7)

Dir: Mark Andrews & Bren-da Chapman; US anima-tion, 2012, 100 mins; Kelly Macdonald, Billy Connolly, Emma Thompson, Julie WaltersWith subtle echoes of the Brother’s Grimm and a hero-ine that recalls both Mulan and Ronia the Robber’s Daughter, Brave is a surprisingly funny yet serious tale about identity, fate, tradition and a troubled moth-er-daughter relationship. KG

Avoid like the Plague

Ted (15)

Dir: Seth MacFarlane; US comedy, 2012, 106 mins; Mark Wahlberg, Mila Ku-nis, Seth MacFarlane, Joel McHale, Giovanni RibisiA tale of Peter Pan-esque protract-ed male adolescence and ‘bro-versus-ho’ ethics, this is a lm that squarely relies on the comic potential of random � otsam and jetsam pop culture, tongue-in-cheek o� ensiveness and state-of-the-art foul-mouthed puppet humour. As with much of Mac-Farlane’s work, it is devoid of any trace of sophistication or nesse, and is tfully amusing thanks only to the occasional dead-pan shock-value jokes o� ered by Mark Wahlberg’s crooked straight-man performance. AS

� e Bourne Legacy (15)

Dir: Tony Gilroy; US ac-tion, 2012, 135 mins; Jeremy Renner, Edward Norton, Rachel Weisz, Stacey KeachWhen a ten-year-old passport photo has the second most screen-time after the lead actor, the lm holds little promise. No other franchise entry works this hard to justify its own ex-istence, the irony being that a decent action lm is justi ed by decent action – of which Bourne Legacy has little. AS

Total Recall (11)

Dir: Len Wiseman; US/Can sci-fi/action, 2012, 121 mins, Colin Farrell, Kate Beckinsale, Jessica Biel, Bryan Cranston, Bill Nighy � is grossly miscast sci- reboot is a soulless a� air with a handful of neat visual ideas that are incon-sistently executed by a director who, by aping giants like Ridley Scott and Steven Spielberg, only succeeds in placing emphasis on his own inadequacies. MW

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (15)

Dir: Timur Bekmambetov; US fantasy/horror, 2012, 105 mins; Benjamin Walker, Dom-inic Cooper, Anthony Mack-ie, Mary Elizabeth Winstead � is so-called lm is nothing but a thinly veiled marketing fad from Hollywood’s whoremon-gers, a stick of quick-melting chewing gum for an ADD gen-eration. Avoid at all costs. AS

Step Up: Revolution (7)

Dir: Scott Speer; US ro-mance, 2012, 103 mins; Adam G Sevani, Chadd Smith, Kathryn McCormick, Ryan Guzman� e fourth installment of the Step Up franchise is exactly what you would expect it to be – a bombastic dance show inter-rupted sporadically with god-awful acting, cringeworthy dia-logue and a ridiculous plot. LL

Moonrise Kingdom (7)

Dir: Wes Anderson; US comedy, 2012, 94 mins; Ed-ward Norton, Bill Mur-ray, Frances MacDormand, Bruce Willis, Tilda Swinton, Jared Gilman, Katy Howard � is newest feature lm from debonair lmmaker Anderson has a brilliant cast, a wry script and stunning cinematography. It’s fashionable entertainment, and will no doubt please Ander-son’s considerable fan-base. But under all the bells and whistles, is it just another coming-of-age, feel-good romcom – even a faint-ly insincere one at that? MW

Bachelorette (3)

Dir: Leslye Headland; US comedy, 2012, 88 mins; Kirst-en Dunst, Lizzy Caplan, Isla Fischer, Rebel Wilson While there are funny mo-ments in Bachelorette, it’s really a drama at heart. By attempting to explore such serious issues in a light-hearted manner, Bach-elorette is sometimes witty and insightful – but more often that not, it’s just a bit depressing. LD

Ai WeiWei: Never Sorry (15)

Dir: Alison Klayman; US doc, 2012, 92 mins� ough Klayman super cially skims several potentially fascinat-ing topics, the lm’s accessibil-ity and immediacy make up for most analytical shortcomings. AS

Albert Nobbs(7)

Dir: Rodrigo Garcia; UK/ Ireland drama, 2012, 113 mins; Glenn Close, John Ban-ville, Mia Wasikowska, Aaron Johnson, Brendan Gleeson� ough Glenn Close shines in the title role, the conventional struc-ture and didactic plot will leave you counting the minutes while hoping to be surprised before events unfold, all too often, as pre-dicted. Albert Nobbs is not without an audience, but it’s far more likely to nd it on prime-time television than in selected cinemas. MW

� e Watch (15)

Dir: Akiva Schaffer; US comedy, 2012, 102 mins; Ben Stiller, Vince Vaughn, Jonah Hill, Richard Ayo-ade, Rosemary DeWittTaking its dude-ensemble cues from the comparable Horrible Bosses, this plethora of cookie-cutter gags has absolutely no substance, but funny is not necessarily about substance. It’s about letting go as well. Do that and you will laugh – and more than a few times. KG

� e Expendables 2

Dir: Simon West; US Ac-tion, 2012, 103 mins; Syl-vester Stallone, Jason Sta-tham, Jet Li, Chuck Norris, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Bruce Willis, Big Arnie Sly Stallone and other compatriots from the 2010 lm � e Expend-ables return for the 2012 sequel, joined by an even more star-stud-ded cast of action movie legends. If you want to see old Hollywood

heroes tear up the town in a fast-paced, shoot-em-dead � ick loaded with its share of wry humour, make � e Expendables 2 your choice this weekend. Just don’t expect much more than that. HB

Magic Mike (15)

Dir: Steven Soderbergh; US comedy, 2012, 110 mins; Channing Tatum, Alex Petty-fer, Mathew McConaugheyDespite some impressive dance sequences and a star director behind the camera, there’s only so much you can accomplish with a story about male strip-pers ... and it’s not much. LD

Take � is Waltz (11)

Dir: Sarah Polley; Can ro-mance, 2011, 116 mins; Mi-chelle Williams, Seth Rogan, Luke Kirby, Sarah Silverman� is cute hipster romcom is gor-geously shot and skillfully act-ed, though not quite gorgeous enough to forgive the cringe-worthy cookie cutter title. KG

To Rome with Love (3)

Dir: Woody Allen; US/ Ita comedy, 2012, 102 mins; Woody Allen, Alison Pill, Judy Davis, Jesse Eisenberg, Alec Baldwin, Penelope Cruz, Ellen Page, Alessandra Mastronardi, Carol Alt, Roberto Benigni� is lm may not be a reinven-tion of the Woody wheel, but compared with most romcoms out this summer, it is almost a masterpiece. MW

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FILM OF THE WEEK

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SV1, Tue 22:00

BULLYING is a complex issue. Physical, mental, older vs younger, group vs individual – is one form worse than another? As a child, I was bullied (mostly physical), but I also bullied (mostly mental). As a parent, I cannot condone it, but how much should adults intervene? Ask your-self: do you inwardly cheer when the bully gets beaten up (like in the � lm Hævnen)? Doesn’t that make you as bad as the bully?

If you do, you’re probably a man, particularly if the IMDB rat-ings for the compelling US doc Bully are anything to go by. Females gave it 9.2, nodding every second in agreement with how unequivo-cally appalling the practice is, docu-mented here on the school bus. Males, though, gave it 6.1. Mostly appalled, the expressions “He’s ask-

ing for it wearing that” and “When I did it, we were only having a laugh” played havoc with their conscience. And then, when the teacher denied there was a problem on the bus, they all wanted to hit her.

� e Krays were schoolground bullies, so it’s pointless arguing it’s not a career path, and as long as they keep on getting referenced – in this case as the inspiration for the second series of the likeable British drama series Whitechapel (DR1, Mon 22:30) – you know there are two schools of thought out there.

� e Krays would have thrived if the state had banned alcohol – like that’s ever going to happen in the UK! But it did in the US and Pro-hibition (DR2, Mon-Fri 17:55), a � ve-part doc series, is a great com-panion piece for Boardwalk Empire.

Elsewhere, the American Comedy Awards will have its mo-ments; Saturday Night Live (TV2 Zulu, Wed 22:30) and Hotel Baby-lon (BBC Ent, Sat 21:00) are back for new seasons; there’s another chance to see Ipswich real-life pros-titute drama Five Daughters (SV1, Wed 23:05) and acclaimed doc se-ries World War 2 (DRK, Fri 20:00); Stars Of � e Silver Screen (DRK, Sat 20:00) focuses on Liz Taylor, Infamous Assassinations (DRK, Mon 22:30) on Robert Kennedy; wannabe Robert Langtons will love Secrets of the Vatican Mu-seum (DRK, Wed 21:45); and � e trouble with experts (DR2, Mon 23:00) looks at the culture of giving advice and whether the ‘experts’ are good decision makers. BEN HAMILTON

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