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2019 Rosters

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Week 1Ja Makin Brad Pudding - Brad StearnsDrew Brees QB NOR 9 v HOU 23.80 *Kirk Cousins QB MIN 12 v ATL 14.32 *Chris Carson RB SEA 11 v CIN 24.00 *David Johnson RB ARI 12 v DET 25.70 *Brandin Cooks WR LAR 9 @CAR 5.90 *Stefon Diggs WR MIN 12 v ATL 5.70 *Kenny Golladay WR DET 5 @ARI 14.20 *O.J. Howard TE TAM 7 v SFO 5.20 *Jason Myers K SEA 11 v CIN 3.00 *Los Angeles Rams D/ST LAR 9 @CAR 8.00 *Matthew Stafford QB DET 5 @ARI 30.60Tevin Coleman RB SFO 4 @TAM 7.60Jordan Howard RB PHI 10 v WAS 7.50Devin Singletary RB BUF 6 @NYJ 14.80Chris Thompson RB WAS 10 @PHI 14.80Jamaal Williams RB GNB 11 @CHI 3.50Devin Funchess WR IND 6 @LAC 6.20Marvin Jones WR DET 5 @ARI 10.00Jared Cook TE NOR 9 v HOU 5.70Golden Tate WR NYG 11 @DAL 0.00 IR

Mahomes is your daddy - David ParkisonTom Brady QB NWE 10 v PIT 28.64 *Lamar Jackson QB BAL 8 @MIA 36.56 *Alvin Kamara RB NOR 9 v HOU 23.90 *Phillip Lindsay RB DEN 10 @OAK 10.60 *Keenan Allen WR LAC 12 v IND 29.30 *Tyreek Hill WR KAN 12 @JAC 4.10 *Emmanuel Sanders WR SFO 4 @TAM 19.60 *Mark Andrews TE BAL 8 @MIA 27.80 *Kaare Vedvik K BUF 6 @NYJ 0.00 *Baltimore Ravens D/ST BAL 8 @MIA 12.00 *Derek Carr QB LV 6 v DEN 14.56Justice Hill RB BAL 8 @MIA 2.70Carlos Hyde RB HOU 10 @NOR 9.50Tyler Boyd WR CIN 9 @SEA 14.30Antonio Brown WR --- - BYE 0.00Marquise Brown WR BAL 8 @MIA 33.70DeVante Parker WR MIA 5 v BAL 10.50Demaryius Thomas WR NYJ 4 v BUF 0.00Darren Waller TE LV 6 v DEN 14.00A.J. Green WR CIN 9 @SEA 0.00 IR

Postseason Hate Me - Mike ParkisonPatrick Mahomes QB KAN 12 @JAC 30.32 *Carson Wentz QB PHI 10 v WAS 28.02 *Aaron Jones RB GNB 11 @CHI 4.90 *Mike Evans WR TAM 7 v SFO 4.80 *Larry Fitzgerald WR ARI 12 v DET 28.30 *Allen Robinson WR CHI 6 v GNB 20.20 *Robert Woods WR LAR 9 @CAR 16.60 *Travis Kelce TE KAN 12 @JAC 11.80 *Greg Zuerlein K LAR 9 @CAR 16.50 *New Orleans Saints D/ST NOR 9 v HOU 7.00 *Joe Flacco QB DEN 10 @OAK 14.82Derrius Guice RB WAS 10 @PHI 6.80Alexander Mattison RB MIN 12 v ATL 4.90DaeSean Hamilton WR DEN 10 @OAK 2.50Curtis Samuel WR CAR 7 v LAR 6.20Tre'Quan Smith WR NOR 9 v HOU 10.60James Washington WR PIT 7 @NWE 7.10Vance McDonald TE PIT 7 @NWE 6.00Greg Olsen TE SEA 7 v LAR 7.60Melvin Gordon RB LAC 12 v IND 0.00 IR

Smegma - Sherman IbarraJosh Allen QB BUF 6 @NYJ 15.96 *Deshaun Watson QB HOU 10 @NOR 30.72 *Mark Ingram RB BAL 8 @MIA 25.70 *Josh Jacobs RB LV 6 v DEN 24.30 *Amari Cooper WR DAL 8 v NYG 25.60 *JuJu Smith-Schuster WR PIT 7 @NWE 13.80 *Michael Thomas WR NOR 9 v HOU 27.30 *Evan Engram TE NYG 11 @DAL 33.60 *Justin Tucker K BAL 8 @MIA 11.40 *Philadelphia Eagles D/ST PHI 10 v WAS 0.00 *Jacoby Brissett QB IND 6 @LAC 16.50Kalen Ballage RB MIA 5 v BAL 2.30Kenyan Drake RB ARI 12 v DET 4.70Rashaad Penny RB SEA 11 v CIN 1.80Darwin Thompson RB KAN 12 @JAC 1.30James White RB NWE 10 v PIT 13.20DeSean Jackson WR PHI 10 v WAS 39.40Christian Kirk WR ARI 12 v DET 10.40Minnesota Vikings D/ST MIN 12 v ATL 14.00

Tell yo B*tch to make me a Samich! Now Lose Homie - Mr. JonesJameis Winston QB TAM 7 v SFO 7.06 *James Conner RB PIT 7 @NWE 10.50 *Ezekiel Elliott RB DAL 8 v NYG 13.30 *Todd Gurley RB LAR 9 @CAR 11.10 *Joe Mixon RB CIN 9 @SEA 3.70 *Robby Anderson WR NYJ 4 v BUF 5.30 *Cooper Kupp WR LAR 9 @CAR 11.60 *Zach Ertz TE PHI 10 v WAS 10.40 *Jake Elliott K PHI 10 v WAS 6.00 *Dallas Cowboys D/ST DAL 8 v NYG 5.00 *Dak Prescott QB DAL 8 v NYG 37.40Darrell Henderson RB LAR 9 @CAR 0.00Tony Pollard RB DAL 8 v NYG 2.40Geronimo Allison WR GNB 11 @CHI 0.00JJ Arcega-Whiteside WR PHI 10 v WAS 0.00Michael Gallup WR DAL 8 v NYG 26.80Anthony Miller WR CHI 6 v GNB 0.00Deebo Samuel WR SFO 4 @TAM 4.70Courtland Sutton WR DEN 10 @OAK 22.00D.K. Metcalf WR SEA 11 v CIN 12.90 IR

The Happy Fisherman - John HardinSam Darnold QB NYJ 4 v BUF 13.00 *Le'Veon Bell RB NYJ 4 v BUF 23.20 *Christian McCaffrey RB CAR 7 v LAR 47.90 *David Montgomery RB CHI 6 v GNB 5.50 *Miles Sanders RB PHI 10 v WAS 3.70 *Julian Edelman WR NWE 10 v PIT 16.38 *Jarvis Landry WR CLE 7 v TEN 11.70 *Kyle Rudolph TE MIN 12 v ATL 0.00 *Harrison Butker K KAN 12 @JAC 18.10 *Chicago Bears D/ST CHI 6 v GNB 8.00 *Jimmy Garoppolo QB SFO 4 @TAM 10.64Tarik Cohen RB CHI 6 v GNB 12.90Kareem Hunt RB CLE 7 v TEN 0.00Jamison Crowder WR NYJ 4 v BUF 26.30Will Fuller WR HOU 10 @NOR 8.90Taylor Gabriel WR CHI 6 v GNB 4.40Alshon Jeffery WR PHI 10 v WAS 22.10Jimmy Graham TE GNB 11 @CHI 12.00Benjamin Watson TE NWE 10 v PIT 0.00

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2019 Rosters


The Soulless Gingers - Brad DavisMatt Ryan QB ATL 9 @MIN 21.56 *Saquon Barkley RB NYG 11 @DAL 20.90 *Dalvin Cook RB MIN 12 v ATL 29.00 *Derrick Henry RB TEN 11 @CLE 28.90 *Marlon Mack RB IND 6 @LAC 29.40 *Odell Beckham Jr. WR CLE 7 v TEN 14.10 *Calvin Ridley WR ATL 9 @MIN 16.40 *David Njoku TE CLE 7 v TEN 13.70 *Mason Crosby K GNB 11 @CHI 4.90 *Houston Texans D/ST HOU 10 @NOR 1.00 *Nyheim Hines RB IND 6 @LAC 5.70Ronald Jones II RB TAM 7 v SFO 10.30Dion Lewis RB TEN 11 @CLE 4.30Adrian Peterson RB WAS 10 @PHI 0.00Ito Smith RB ATL 9 @MIN 5.00Corey Davis WR TEN 11 @CLE 0.00Marquise Goodwin WR SFO 4 @TAM 1.70Sterling Shepard WR NYG 11 @DAL 10.20Sammy Watkins WR KAN 12 @JAC 50.80

Thielen so high, high - TeeJay HildenbrandCam Newton QB CAR 7 v LAR 5.56 *Philip Rivers QB LAC 12 v IND 26.92 *Kerryon Johnson RB DET 5 @ARI 8.20 *Damien Williams RB KAN 12 @JAC 18.50 *Chris Godwin WR TAM 7 v SFO 14.30 *DeAndre Hopkins WR HOU 10 @NOR 34.10 *Adam Thielen WR MIN 12 v ATL 13.30 *Delanie Walker TE TEN 11 @CLE 22.50 *Ka'imi Fairbairn K HOU 10 @NOR 4.00 *Seattle Seahawks D/ST SEA 11 v CIN 11.00 *Aaron Rodgers QB GNB 11 @CHI 12.92Mike Davis RB CAR 7 v LAR 9.60Austin Ekeler RB LAC 12 v IND 39.40Jaylen Samuels RB PIT 7 @NWE 1.60John Brown WR BUF 6 @NYJ 28.30Mike Williams WR LAC 12 v IND 4.90Tyrell Williams WR LV 6 v DEN 25.50Eric Ebron TE IND 6 @LAC 1.80Jacksonville Jaguars D/ST JAC 10 v KAN -3.00

Twinkie Lady Ankles - Rich HildenbrandJared Goff QB LAR 9 @CAR 9.44 *Kyler Murray QB ARI 12 v DET 24.62 *Leonard Fournette RB JAC 10 v KAN 11.40 *Sony Michel RB NWE 10 v PIT 1.40 *Josh Gordon WR SEA 11 v CIN 16.30 *T Y Hilton WR IND 6 @LAC 28.70 *Julio Jones WR ATL 9 @MIN 15.10 *George Kittle TE SFO 4 @TAM 13.40 *Stephen Gostkowski K NWE 10 v PIT 17.50 *Cleveland Browns D/ST CLE 7 v TEN -1.00 *Ben Roethlisberger QB PIT 7 @NWE 9.74Mitch Trubisky QB CHI 6 v GNB 8.22Gus Edwards RB BAL 8 @MIA 5.60Royce Freeman RB DEN 10 @OAK 7.10Damien Harris RB NWE 10 v PIT 0.00Justin Jackson RB LAC 12 v IND 7.10Latavius Murray RB NOR 9 v HOU 12.70Mecole Hardman WR KAN 12 @JAC 0.00Marquez Valdes-Scant WR GNB 11 @CHI 9.20Keke Coutee WR HOU 10 @NOR 0.00 IR

You Just Got Bitch Slapped - Jenny StearnsBaker Mayfield QB CLE 7 v TEN 9.40 *Russell Wilson QB SEA 11 v CIN 16.60 *Matt Breida RB SFO 4 @TAM 3.70 *Nick Chubb RB CLE 7 v TEN 11.50 *Devonta Freeman RB ATL 9 @MIN 4.10 *Davante Adams WR GNB 11 @CHI 7.60 *Tyler Lockett WR SEA 11 v CIN 11.40 *Hunter Henry TE LAC 12 v IND 10.00 *Wil Lutz K NOR 9 v HOU 16.70 *Los Angeles Chargers D/ST LAC 12 v IND 2.00 *Nick Foles QB JAC 10 v KAN 7.00Peyton Barber RB TAM 7 v SFO 6.50Buddy Howell RB HOU 10 @NOR 0.00Duke Johnson RB HOU 10 @NOR 13.00LeSean McCoy RB KAN 12 @JAC 10.30Donte Moncrief WR CAR 7 v LAR 3.70D.J. Moore WR CAR 7 v LAR 12.60Dante Pettis WR SFO 4 @TAM 1.70Dede Westbrook WR JAC 10 v KAN 14.20



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Week 2Ja Makin Brad Pudding - Brad StearnsDrew Brees QB NOR 9 @LAR -0.48 *Kirk Cousins QB MIN 12 @GNB 8.90 *Chris Carson RB SEA 11 @PIT 9.70 *David Johnson RB ARI 12 @BAL 8.40 *Brandin Cooks WR LAR 9 v NOR 16.60 *Stefon Diggs WR MIN 12 @GNB 9.90 *Kenny Golladay WR DET 5 v LAC 28.70 *O.J. Howard TE TAM 7 @CAR 0.00 *Jason Myers K SEA 11 @PIT 4.00 *Denver Broncos D/ST DEN 10 v CHI 0.00 *Case Keenum QB WAS 10 v DAL 16.84Matthew Stafford QB DET 5 v LAC 15.10Jordan Howard RB PHI 10 @ATL 3.60Devin Singletary RB BUF 6 @NYG 11.70Chris Thompson RB WAS 10 v DAL 10.10D.J. Chark WR JAC 10 @HOU 18.50Marvin Jones WR DET 5 v LAC 9.30Jared Cook TE NOR 9 @LAR 4.50Los Angeles Rams D/ST LAR 9 v NOR 7.00Tevin Coleman RB SFO 4 @CIN 0.00 IRGolden Tate WR NYG 11 v BUF 0.00 IR

Mahomes is your daddy - David ParkisonTom Brady QB NWE 10 @MIA 24.66 *Lamar Jackson QB BAL 8 v ARI 33.88 *Alvin Kamara RB NOR 9 @LAR 7.00 *Phillip Lindsay RB DEN 10 v CHI 10.60 *Keenan Allen WR LAC 12 @DET 17.80 *Antonio Brown WR --- - BYE 16.10 *Marquise Brown WR BAL 8 v ARI 16.60 *Mark Andrews TE BAL 8 v ARI 28.20 *Brandon McManus K DEN 10 v CHI 7.50 *Baltimore Ravens D/ST BAL 8 v ARI 3.00 *Derek Carr QB LV 6 v KAN 9.72Justice Hill RB BAL 8 v ARI 2.40Carlos Hyde RB HOU 10 v JAC 9.00Tyler Boyd WR CIN 9 v SFO 27.20Tyreek Hill WR KAN 12 @OAK 0.00DeVante Parker WR MIA 5 v NWE 0.00Emmanuel Sanders WR SFO 4 @CIN 30.80Demaryius Thomas WR NYJ 4 v CLE 1.00Darren Waller TE LV 6 v KAN 12.30A.J. Green WR CIN 9 v SFO 0.00 IR

Postseason Hate Me - Mike ParkisonPatrick Mahomes QB KAN 12 @OAK 35.72 *Carson Wentz QB PHI 10 @ATL 17.54 *Aaron Jones RB GNB 11 v MIN 28.00 *Mike Evans WR TAM 7 @CAR 10.10 *Allen Robinson WR CHI 6 @DEN 8.10 *Curtis Samuel WR CAR 7 v TAM 14.30 *Robert Woods WR LAR 9 v NOR 6.20 *Travis Kelce TE KAN 12 @OAK 26.70 *Greg Zuerlein K LAR 9 v NOR 9.00 *New Orleans Saints D/ST NOR 9 @LAR 4.00 *Joe Flacco QB DEN 10 v CHI 15.68Alexander Mattison RB MIN 12 @GNB 2.50Danny Amendola WR DET 5 v LAC 0.00Larry Fitzgerald WR ARI 12 @BAL 18.40DaeSean Hamilton WR DEN 10 v CHI 3.50Tre'Quan Smith WR NOR 9 @LAR 7.90James Washington WR PIT 7 v SEA 4.30Vance McDonald TE PIT 7 v SEA 22.80Greg Olsen TE SEA 7 v TAM 20.00Melvin Gordon RB LAC 12 @DET 0.00 IRDerrius Guice RB WAS 10 v DAL 0.00 IR

Smegma - Sherman IbarraJosh Allen QB BUF 6 @NYG 22.22 *Deshaun Watson QB HOU 10 v JAC 12.86 *Mark Ingram RB BAL 8 v ARI 9.70 *Josh Jacobs RB LV 6 v KAN 9.90 *Amari Cooper WR DAL 8 @WAS 14.40 *JuJu Smith-Schuster WR PIT 7 v SEA 13.40 *Michael Thomas WR NOR 9 @LAR 20.90 *Evan Engram TE NYG 11 v BUF 10.80 *Justin Tucker K BAL 8 v ARI 13.40 *New England Patriots D/ST NWE 10 @MIA 37.00 *Jacoby Brissett QB IND 6 @TEN 16.34Mitch Trubisky QB CHI 6 @DEN 5.60Kalen Ballage RB MIA 5 v NWE 2.20Kenyan Drake RB ARI 12 @BAL 9.80Rashaad Penny RB SEA 11 @PIT 13.50James White RB NWE 10 @MIA 11.90DeSean Jackson WR PHI 10 @ATL 0.00Christian Kirk WR ARI 12 @BAL 20.40Minnesota Vikings D/ST MIN 12 @GNB 6.00

Tell yo B*tch to make me a Samich! Now Lose Homie - Mr. JonesDak Prescott QB DAL 8 @WAS 27.66 *Jameis Winston QB TAM 7 @CAR 13.22 *James Conner RB PIT 7 v SEA 13.50 *Ezekiel Elliott RB DAL 8 @WAS 23.00 *Todd Gurley RB LAR 9 v NOR 15.70 *Michael Gallup WR DAL 8 @WAS 12.80 *Cooper Kupp WR LAR 9 v NOR 20.60 *Zach Ertz TE PHI 10 @ATL 17.20 *Jake Elliott K PHI 10 @ATL 7.50 *Dallas Cowboys D/ST DAL 8 @WAS 1.00 *Darrell Henderson RB LAR 9 v NOR 0.00Joe Mixon RB CIN 9 v SFO 5.70Tony Pollard RB DAL 8 @WAS 3.50Geronimo Allison WR GNB 11 v MIN 10.50Robby Anderson WR NYJ 4 v CLE 12.10John Ross WR CIN 9 v SFO 24.20Deebo Samuel WR SFO 4 @CIN 20.30Courtland Sutton WR DEN 10 v CHI 8.00Cleveland Browns D/ST CLE 7 @NYJ 13.00D.K. Metcalf WR SEA 11 @PIT 15.10 IR

The Happy Fisherman - John HardinJimmy Garoppolo QB SFO 4 @CIN 22.64 *Le'Veon Bell RB NYJ 4 v CLE 22.90 *Christian McCaffrey RB CAR 7 v TAM 7.30 *Julian Edelman WR NWE 10 @MIA 9.20 *Alshon Jeffery WR PHI 10 @ATL 0.00 *Jarvis Landry WR CLE 7 @NYJ 6.20 *Terry McLaurin WR WAS 10 v DAL 17.20 *Jimmy Graham TE GNB 11 v MIN 0.00 *Harrison Butker K KAN 12 @OAK 4.00 *Chicago Bears D/ST CHI 6 @DEN 5.00 *Sam Darnold QB NYJ 4 v CLE 0.00Tarik Cohen RB CHI 6 @DEN 4.50Kareem Hunt RB CLE 7 @NYJ 0.00David Montgomery RB CHI 6 @DEN 13.80Miles Sanders RB PHI 10 @ATL 6.70Jamison Crowder WR NYJ 4 v CLE 8.00Will Fuller WR HOU 10 v JAC 8.00Taylor Gabriel WR CHI 6 @DEN 3.50Benjamin Watson TE NWE 10 @MIA 0.00



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The Soulless Gingers - Brad DavisMatt Ryan QB ATL 9 v PHI 22.10 *Saquon Barkley RB NYG 11 v BUF 25.50 *Dalvin Cook RB MIN 12 @GNB 32.10 *Derrick Henry RB TEN 11 v IND 17.40 *Marlon Mack RB IND 6 @TEN 8.30 *Odell Beckham Jr. WR CLE 7 @NYJ 32.10 *Sammy Watkins WR KAN 12 @OAK 10.90 *David Njoku TE CLE 7 @NYJ 0.00 *Mason Crosby K GNB 11 v MIN 3.00 *Houston Texans D/ST HOU 10 v JAC 7.00 *Nyheim Hines RB IND 6 @TEN 2.40Ronald Jones II RB TAM 7 @CAR 0.90Dion Lewis RB TEN 11 v IND 2.40Adrian Peterson RB WAS 10 v DAL 11.20Ito Smith RB ATL 9 v PHI 6.50Corey Davis WR TEN 11 v IND 6.80Marquise Goodwin WR SFO 4 @CIN 16.70Calvin Ridley WR ATL 9 v PHI 27.50Sterling Shepard WR NYG 11 v BUF 0.00

Thielen so high, high - TeeJay HildenbrandCam Newton QB CAR 7 v TAM 14.32 *Philip Rivers QB LAC 12 @DET 10.92 *Austin Ekeler RB LAC 12 @DET 23.30 *Damien Williams RB KAN 12 @OAK 8.60 *Chris Godwin WR TAM 7 @CAR 29.10 *DeAndre Hopkins WR HOU 10 v JAC 9.00 *Adam Thielen WR MIN 12 @GNB 12.50 *Delanie Walker TE TEN 11 v IND 7.90 *Ka'imi Fairbairn K HOU 10 v JAC 7.90 *Buffalo Bills D/ST BUF 6 @NYG 6.00 *Aaron Rodgers QB GNB 11 v MIN 14.36Mike Davis RB CAR 7 v TAM 0.10Kerryon Johnson RB DET 5 v LAC 16.80John Brown WR BUF 6 @NYG 14.20Mike Williams WR LAC 12 @DET 11.30Tyrell Williams WR LV 6 v KAN 15.60Eric Ebron TE IND 6 @TEN 11.50Jacksonville Jaguars D/ST JAC 10 @HOU 5.00Seattle Seahawks D/ST SEA 11 @PIT 2.00

Twinkie Lady Ankles - Rich HildenbrandJared Goff QB LAR 9 v NOR 19.32 *Ben Roethlisberger QB PIT 7 v SEA 3.00 *Leonard Fournette RB JAC 10 @HOU 12.70 *Sony Michel RB NWE 10 @MIA 12.30 *Josh Gordon WR SEA 11 @PIT 3.90 *T Y Hilton WR IND 6 @TEN 14.30 *Julio Jones WR ATL 9 v PHI 30.60 *George Kittle TE SFO 4 @CIN 8.40 *Stephen Gostkowski K NWE 10 @MIA 7.00 *Carolina Panthers D/ST CAR 7 v TAM 7.00 *Andy Dalton QB CIN 9 v SFO 21.64Kyler Murray QB ARI 12 @BAL 19.36Giovani Bernard RB CIN 9 v SFO 2.30Malcolm Brown RB LAR 9 v NOR 5.70Justin Jackson RB LAC 12 @DET 7.40Latavius Murray RB NOR 9 @LAR 3.30Mecole Hardman WR KAN 12 @OAK 16.10Marquez Valdes-Scant WR GNB 11 v MIN 4.90Austin Hooper TE ATL 9 v PHI 7.40Keke Coutee WR HOU 10 v JAC 2.70 IRHunter Henry TE LAC 12 @DET 0.00 IR

You Just Got Bitch Slapped - Jenny StearnsBaker Mayfield QB CLE 7 @NYJ 18.00 *Russell Wilson QB SEA 11 @PIT 27.20 *Nick Chubb RB CLE 7 @NYJ 19.80 *Devonta Freeman RB ATL 9 v PHI 9.40 *Duke Johnson RB HOU 10 v JAC 3.10 *Davante Adams WR GNB 11 v MIN 20.60 *Dede Westbrook WR JAC 10 @HOU 1.30 *T.J. Hockenson TE DET 5 v LAC 1.70 *Wil Lutz K NOR 9 @LAR 12.80 *San Francisco 49ers D/ST SFO 4 @CIN 6.00 *Marcus Mariota QB TEN 11 v IND 13.36Peyton Barber RB TAM 7 @CAR 15.90Matt Breida RB SFO 4 @CIN 17.20Buddy Howell RB HOU 10 v JAC 0.00LeSean McCoy RB KAN 12 @OAK 5.30Chris Conley WR JAC 10 @HOU 11.30Tyler Lockett WR SEA 11 @PIT 19.90D.J. Moore WR CAR 7 v TAM 17.90Dante Pettis WR SFO 4 @CIN 0.64



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Week 3Ja Makin Brad Pudding - Brad StearnsKirk Cousins QB MIN 12 v OAK 12.56 *Matthew Stafford QB DET 5 @PHI 12.14 *Chris Carson RB SEA 11 v NOR 4.20 *David Johnson RB ARI 12 v CAR 18.50 *D.J. Chark WR JAC 10 v TEN 17.60 *Brandin Cooks WR LAR 9 @CLE 23.00 *Kenny Golladay WR DET 5 @PHI 3.70 *Jared Cook TE NOR 9 @SEA 1.70 *Brett Maher K DAL 8 v MIA 7.00 *Green Bay Packers D/ST GNB 11 v DEN 12.00 *Drew Brees QB NOR 9 @SEA 0.00Case Keenum QB WAS 10 v CHI 14.58Raheem Mostert RB SFO 4 v PIT 5.90Devin Singletary RB BUF 6 v CIN 0.00Chris Thompson RB WAS 10 v CHI 14.80Stefon Diggs WR MIN 12 v OAK 4.50Marvin Jones WR DET 5 @PHI 25.10O.J. Howard TE TAM 7 v NYG 9.60Los Angeles Rams D/ST LAR 9 @CLE 6.00Tevin Coleman RB SFO 4 v PIT 0.00 IRGolden Tate WR NYG 11 @TAM 0.00 IR

Mahomes is your daddy - David ParkisonTom Brady QB NWE 10 v NYJ 23.24 *Lamar Jackson QB BAL 8 @KAN 21.28 *Alvin Kamara RB NOR 9 @SEA 37.10 *Keenan Allen WR LAC 12 v HOU 49.60 *Tyler Boyd WR CIN 9 @BUF 12.80 *Marquise Brown WR BAL 8 @KAN 6.90 *Emmanuel Sanders WR SFO 4 v PIT 3.00 *Mark Andrews TE BAL 8 @KAN 4.50 *Brandon McManus K DEN 10 @GNB 4.00 *Baltimore Ravens D/ST BAL 8 @KAN -1.00 *Derek Carr QB LV 6 @MIN 15.68Justice Hill RB BAL 8 @KAN 0.10Carlos Hyde RB HOU 10 @LAC 7.90Phillip Lindsay RB DEN 10 @GNB 29.00Antonio Brown WR --- - BYE 0.00Tyreek Hill WR KAN 12 v BAL 0.00DeVante Parker WR MIA 5 @DAL 8.60Demaryius Thomas WR NYJ 4 @NWE 0.00Darren Waller TE LV 6 @MIN 32.10A.J. Green WR CIN 9 @BUF 0.00 IR

Postseason Hate Me - Mike ParkisonPatrick Mahomes QB KAN 12 v BAL 30.86 *Carson Wentz QB PHI 10 v DET 21.66 *Aaron Jones RB GNB 11 v DEN 15.30 *Mike Evans WR TAM 7 v NYG 49.00 *Larry Fitzgerald WR ARI 12 v CAR 14.60 *Allen Robinson WR CHI 6 @WAS 12.00 *Robert Woods WR LAR 9 @CLE 8.80 *Travis Kelce TE KAN 12 v BAL 15.90 *Greg Zuerlein K LAR 9 @CLE 11.00 *Tampa Bay BuccaneersD/ST TAM 7 v NYG 7.00 *Joe Flacco QB DEN 10 @GNB 5.02Alexander Mattison RB MIN 12 v OAK 11.80Danny Amendola WR DET 5 @PHI 7.70DaeSean Hamilton WR DEN 10 @GNB 0.00Curtis Samuel WR CAR 7 @ARI 16.30Tre'Quan Smith WR NOR 9 @SEA 0.00James Washington WR PIT 7 @SFO 3.40Vance McDonald TE PIT 7 @SFO 2.00Greg Olsen TE SEA 7 @ARI 25.50Melvin Gordon RB LAC 12 v HOU 0.00 IRDerrius Guice RB WAS 10 v CHI 0.00 IR

Smegma - Sherman IbarraJosh Allen QB BUF 6 v CIN 18.32 *Deshaun Watson QB HOU 10 @LAC 28.84 *Mark Ingram RB BAL 8 @KAN 38.50 *Amari Cooper WR DAL 8 v MIA 26.80 *Christian Kirk WR ARI 12 v CAR 17.90 *JuJu Smith-Schuster WR PIT 7 @SFO 17.10 *Michael Thomas WR NOR 9 @SEA 16.40 *Evan Engram TE NYG 11 @TAM 26.30 *Justin Tucker K BAL 8 @KAN 4.90 *New England Patriots D/ST NWE 10 v NYJ 8.00 *Jacoby Brissett QB IND 6 v ATL 23.80Taysom Hill QB NOR 9 @SEA 2.00Mitch Trubisky QB CHI 6 @WAS 19.44Kenyan Drake RB ARI 12 v CAR 8.20Josh Jacobs RB LV 6 @MIN 4.40Rashaad Penny RB SEA 11 v NOR 0.00Darwin Thompson RB KAN 12 v BAL 0.80James White RB NWE 10 v NYJ 0.00Minnesota Vikings D/ST MIN 12 v OAK 7.00DeSean Jackson WR PHI 10 v DET 0.00 IR

Tell yo B*tch to make me a Samich! Now Lose Homie - Mr. JonesDak Prescott QB DAL 8 v MIA 22.54 *Jameis Winston QB TAM 7 v NYG 28.50 *James Conner RB PIT 7 @SFO 7.70 *Ezekiel Elliott RB DAL 8 v MIA 18.90 *Cooper Kupp WR LAR 9 @CLE 38.10 *Demarcus Robinson WR KAN 12 v BAL 13.30 *John Ross WR CIN 9 @BUF 2.20 *Zach Ertz TE PHI 10 v DET 10.40 *Jake Elliott K PHI 10 v DET 6.00 *Dallas Cowboys D/ST DAL 8 v MIA 10.00 *Todd Gurley RB LAR 9 @CLE 4.30Darrell Henderson RB LAR 9 @CLE 0.00Joe Mixon RB CIN 9 @BUF 17.40Tony Pollard RB DAL 8 v MIA 24.80Geronimo Allison WR GNB 11 v DEN 1.00Robby Anderson WR NYJ 4 @NWE 4.10Michael Gallup WR DAL 8 v MIA 0.00Deebo Samuel WR SFO 4 v PIT 7.40Courtland Sutton WR DEN 10 @GNB 13.70D.K. Metcalf WR SEA 11 v NOR 8.70 IR

The Happy Fisherman - John HardinTeddy Bridgewater QB NOR 9 @SEA 16.28 *Jimmy Garoppolo QB SFO 4 v PIT 9.38 *Le'Veon Bell RB NYJ 4 @NWE 10.30 *Christian McCaffrey RB CAR 7 @ARI 31.80 *David Montgomery RB CHI 6 @WAS 11.10 *Julian Edelman WR NWE 10 v NYJ 19.20 *Terry McLaurin WR WAS 10 v CHI 19.00 *Will Dissly TE SEA 11 v NOR 18.20 *Harrison Butker K KAN 12 v BAL 10.80 *Chicago Bears D/ST CHI 6 @WAS 20.00 *Sam Darnold QB NYJ 4 @NWE 0.00Tarik Cohen RB CHI 6 @WAS 4.60Kareem Hunt RB CLE 7 v LAR 0.00Miles Sanders RB PHI 10 v DET 12.60Jamison Crowder WR NYJ 4 @NWE 4.50Will Fuller WR HOU 10 @LAC 10.10Alshon Jeffery WR PHI 10 v DET 0.00Jarvis Landry WR CLE 7 v LAR 9.20Jimmy Graham TE GNB 11 v DEN 0.00



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The Soulless Gingers - Brad DavisMatt Ryan QB ATL 9 @IND 25.46 *Saquon Barkley RB NYG 11 @TAM 7.70 *Dalvin Cook RB MIN 12 v OAK 27.30 *Derrick Henry RB TEN 11 @JAC 11.60 *Odell Beckham Jr. WR CLE 7 v LAR 11.60 *Calvin Ridley WR ATL 9 @IND 1.60 *Sammy Watkins WR KAN 12 v BAL 11.40 *David Njoku TE CLE 7 v LAR 0.00 *Mason Crosby K GNB 11 v DEN 11.30 *Houston Texans D/ST HOU 10 @LAC 7.00 *Nyheim Hines RB IND 6 v ATL 5.90Ronald Jones II RB TAM 7 v NYG 13.10Dion Lewis RB TEN 11 @JAC 3.00Marlon Mack RB IND 6 v ATL 16.80Adrian Peterson RB WAS 10 v CHI 4.70Ito Smith RB ATL 9 @IND 0.00Corey Davis WR TEN 11 @JAC 7.40Marquise Goodwin WR SFO 4 v PIT 6.10Sterling Shepard WR NYG 11 @TAM 30.10

Thielen so high, high - TeeJay HildenbrandPhilip Rivers QB LAC 12 v HOU 22.62 *Aaron Rodgers QB GNB 11 v DEN 13.40 *Austin Ekeler RB LAC 12 v HOU 15.10 *Kerryon Johnson RB DET 5 @PHI 11.30 *Chris Godwin WR TAM 7 v NYG 7.00 *DeAndre Hopkins WR HOU 10 @LAC 12.70 *Adam Thielen WR MIN 12 v OAK 20.60 *Delanie Walker TE TEN 11 @JAC 13.40 *Joey Slye K CAR 7 @ARI 8.60 *Buffalo Bills D/ST BUF 6 v CIN 10.00 *Cam Newton QB CAR 7 @ARI 0.00Damien Williams RB KAN 12 v BAL 0.00John Brown WR BUF 6 v CIN 9.50Mike Williams WR LAC 12 v HOU 7.50Tyrell Williams WR LV 6 @MIN 11.90Eric Ebron TE IND 6 v ATL 7.70Ka'imi Fairbairn K HOU 10 @LAC 3.00Jacksonville Jaguars D/ST JAC 10 v TEN 14.00Seattle Seahawks D/ST SEA 11 v NOR 0.00

Twinkie Lady Ankles - Rich HildenbrandJared Goff QB LAR 9 @CLE 14.12 *Kyler Murray QB ARI 12 v CAR 17.82 *Leonard Fournette RB JAC 10 v TEN 15.20 *Sony Michel RB NWE 10 v NYJ 7.10 *Josh Gordon WR SEA 11 v NOR 14.40 *T Y Hilton WR IND 6 v ATL 20.50 *Julio Jones WR ATL 9 @IND 29.80 *George Kittle TE SFO 4 v PIT 11.70 *Stephen Gostkowski K NWE 10 v NYJ 6.70 *Tennessee Titans D/ST TEN 11 @JAC 0.00 *Andy Dalton QB CIN 9 @BUF 16.10Mason Rudolph QB PIT 7 @SFO 14.46Malcolm Brown RB LAR 9 @CLE 0.70Royce Freeman RB DEN 10 @GNB 11.30Justin Jackson RB LAC 12 v HOU 7.00Nelson Agholor WR PHI 10 v DET 23.00Mecole Hardman WR KAN 12 v BAL 18.40Marquez Valdes-Scant WR GNB 11 v DEN 21.90Austin Hooper TE ATL 9 @IND 24.60Keke Coutee WR HOU 10 @LAC 0.00 IRHunter Henry TE LAC 12 v HOU 0.00 IR

You Just Got Bitch Slapped - Jenny StearnsBaker Mayfield QB CLE 7 v LAR 9.80 *Russell Wilson QB SEA 11 v NOR 45.34 *Nick Chubb RB CLE 7 v LAR 17.10 *Devonta Freeman RB ATL 9 @IND 12.50 *Davante Adams WR GNB 11 v DEN 9.60 *Tyler Lockett WR SEA 11 v NOR 38.40 *D.J. Moore WR CAR 7 @ARI 13.40 *T.J. Hockenson TE DET 5 @PHI 1.10 *Wil Lutz K NOR 9 @SEA 3.00 *San Francisco 49ers D/ST SFO 4 v PIT 6.00 *Marcus Mariota QB TEN 11 @JAC 18.56Peyton Barber RB TAM 7 v NYG 7.50Matt Breida RB SFO 4 v PIT 10.80Buddy Howell RB HOU 10 @LAC 0.00Duke Johnson RB HOU 10 @LAC 4.40Chris Conley WR JAC 10 v TEN 5.00Dante Pettis WR SFO 4 v PIT 12.00Dede Westbrook WR JAC 10 v TEN 10.00Vernon Davis TE WAS 10 v CHI 5.00LeSean McCoy RB KAN 12 v BAL 23.00 IR



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Week 4Ja Makin Brad Pudding - Brad StearnsDaniel Jones QB NYG 11 v WAS 12.30 *Matthew Stafford QB DET 5 v KAN 23.44 *Chris Carson RB SEA 11 @ARI 21.50 *David Johnson RB ARI 12 v SEA 21.90 *D.J. Chark WR JAC 10 @DEN 8.40 *Brandin Cooks WR LAR 9 v TAM 13.10 *Kenny Golladay WR DET 5 v KAN 23.70 *O.J. Howard TE TAM 7 @LAR 6.30 *Brett Maher K DAL 8 @NOR 4.00 *Green Bay Packers D/ST GNB 11 v PHI -2.00 *Drew Brees QB NOR 9 v DAL 0.00Case Keenum QB WAS 10 @NYG -0.52Raheem Mostert RB SFO 4 0.00Devin Singletary RB BUF 6 v NWE 0.00Chris Thompson RB WAS 10 @NYG 10.00Stefon Diggs WR MIN 12 @CHI 18.80Marvin Jones WR DET 5 v KAN 10.70Jared Cook TE NOR 9 v DAL 5.10Los Angeles Rams D/ST LAR 9 v TAM 0.00Tevin Coleman RB SFO 4 0.00 IRGolden Tate WR NYG 11 v WAS 0.00 IR

Mahomes is your daddy - David ParkisonTom Brady QB NWE 10 @BUF 4.00 *Lamar Jackson QB BAL 8 v CLE 24.48 *Alvin Kamara RB NOR 9 v DAL 11.90 *Keenan Allen WR LAC 12 @MIA 9.80 *Tyler Boyd WR CIN 9 @PIT 6.30 *Marquise Brown WR BAL 8 v CLE 6.20 *Mark Andrews TE BAL 8 v CLE 13.10 *Darren Waller TE LV 6 @IND 12.30 *Brandon McManus K DEN 10 v JAC 6.30 *Baltimore Ravens D/ST BAL 8 v CLE 0.00 *Derek Carr QB LV 6 @IND 13.56Justice Hill RB BAL 8 v CLE 3.70Carlos Hyde RB HOU 10 v CAR 10.40Phillip Lindsay RB DEN 10 v JAC 7.00Antonio Brown WR --- - BYE 0.00Tyreek Hill WR KAN 12 @DET 0.00DeVante Parker WR MIA 5 v LAC 17.00Emmanuel Sanders WR SFO 4 18.40Demaryius Thomas WR NYJ 4 0.00A.J. Green WR CIN 9 @PIT 0.00 IR

Postseason Hate Me - Mike ParkisonPatrick Mahomes QB KAN 12 @DET 21.00 *Carson Wentz QB PHI 10 @GNB 19.70 *Aaron Jones RB GNB 11 v PHI 17.80 *Mike Evans WR TAM 7 @LAR 18.90 *Larry Fitzgerald WR ARI 12 v SEA 9.70 *Allen Robinson WR CHI 6 v MIN 14.70 *Travis Kelce TE KAN 12 @DET 15.50 *Greg Olsen TE SEA 7 @HOU 2.50 *Greg Zuerlein K LAR 9 v TAM 14.20 *Tampa Bay BuccaneersD/ST TAM 7 @LAR 13.00 *Joe Flacco QB DEN 10 v JAC 25.12Melvin Gordon RB LAC 12 @MIA 0.00Alexander Mattison RB MIN 12 @CHI 2.30Danny Amendola WR DET 5 v KAN 0.00DaeSean Hamilton WR DEN 10 v JAC 8.70Curtis Samuel WR CAR 7 @HOU 6.30James Washington WR PIT 7 v CIN 0.00Robert Woods WR LAR 9 v TAM 35.40Vance McDonald TE PIT 7 v CIN 0.00Tre'Quan Smith WR NOR 9 v DAL 0.00 IR

Smegma - Sherman IbarraJacoby Brissett QB IND 6 v OAK 22.50 *Deshaun Watson QB HOU 10 v CAR 11.60 *Mark Ingram RB BAL 8 v CLE 8.10 *Amari Cooper WR DAL 8 @NOR 9.80 *Christian Kirk WR ARI 12 v SEA 8.30 *JuJu Smith-Schuster WR PIT 7 v CIN 4.50 *Michael Thomas WR NOR 9 v DAL 18.50 *Evan Engram TE NYG 11 v WAS 9.40 *Justin Tucker K BAL 8 v CLE 6.10 *New England Patriots D/ST NWE 10 @BUF 25.00 *Josh Allen QB BUF 6 v NWE 8.72Mitch Trubisky QB CHI 6 v MIN 0.36Kenyan Drake RB ARI 12 v SEA 10.30Josh Jacobs RB LV 6 @IND 12.80Rashaad Penny RB SEA 11 @ARI 0.00Darwin Thompson RB KAN 12 @DET 0.00James White RB NWE 10 @BUF 13.80Los Angeles Chargers D/ST LAC 12 @MIA 10.00Minnesota Vikings D/ST MIN 12 @CHI 1.00DeSean Jackson WR PHI 10 @GNB 0.00 IR

Tell yo B*tch to make me a Samich! Now Lose Homie - Mr. JonesDak Prescott QB DAL 8 @NOR 7.62 *Jameis Winston QB TAM 7 @LAR 32.40 *James Conner RB PIT 7 v CIN 26.50 *Ezekiel Elliott RB DAL 8 @NOR 16.50 *Todd Gurley RB LAR 9 v TAM 26.00 *Cooper Kupp WR LAR 9 v TAM 30.10 *Demarcus Robinson WR KAN 12 @DET 7.50 *Zach Ertz TE PHI 10 @GNB 13.50 *Jake Elliott K PHI 10 @GNB 4.00 *Dallas Cowboys D/ST DAL 8 @NOR 8.00 *Darrell Henderson RB LAR 9 v TAM 0.00Joe Mixon RB CIN 9 @PIT 10.30Tony Pollard RB DAL 8 @NOR 0.00Geronimo Allison WR GNB 11 v PHI 14.90Robby Anderson WR NYJ 4 0.00Michael Gallup WR DAL 8 @NOR 0.00John Ross WR CIN 9 @PIT 6.60Deebo Samuel WR SFO 4 0.00Courtland Sutton WR DEN 10 v JAC 24.20D.K. Metcalf WR SEA 11 @ARI 1.60 IR

The Happy Fisherman - John HardinTeddy Bridgewater QB NOR 9 v DAL 6.52 *Christian McCaffrey RB CAR 7 @HOU 35.90 *David Montgomery RB CHI 6 v MIN 9.70 *Miles Sanders RB PHI 10 @GNB 7.20 *Phillip Dorsett WR NWE 10 @BUF 3.90 *Julian Edelman WR NWE 10 @BUF 7.00 *Jarvis Landry WR CLE 7 @BAL 28.70 *Will Dissly TE SEA 11 @ARI 18.70 *Harrison Butker K KAN 12 @DET 11.40 *Chicago Bears D/ST CHI 6 v MIN 15.00 *Sam Darnold QB NYJ 4 0.00Jimmy Garoppolo QB SFO 4 0.00Le'Veon Bell RB NYJ 4 0.00Tarik Cohen RB CHI 6 v MIN 9.80Kareem Hunt RB CLE 7 @BAL 0.00Will Fuller WR HOU 10 v CAR 5.30Alshon Jeffery WR PHI 10 @GNB 12.80Terry McLaurin WR WAS 10 @NYG 0.00Jimmy Graham TE GNB 11 v PHI 18.10



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The Soulless Gingers - Brad DavisMatt Ryan QB ATL 9 v TEN 18.68 *Dalvin Cook RB MIN 12 @CHI 19.00 *Derrick Henry RB TEN 11 @ATL 14.80 *Marlon Mack RB IND 6 v OAK 3.90 *Odell Beckham Jr. WR CLE 7 @BAL 4.00 *Calvin Ridley WR ATL 9 v TEN 6.20 *Sammy Watkins WR KAN 12 @DET 6.40 *Jason Witten TE DAL 8 @NOR 7.00 *Mason Crosby K GNB 11 v PHI 9.10 *Houston Texans D/ST HOU 10 v CAR 9.00 *Saquon Barkley RB NYG 11 v WAS 0.00Nyheim Hines RB IND 6 v OAK 10.50Ronald Jones II RB TAM 7 @LAR 15.20Dion Lewis RB TEN 11 @ATL 6.00Adrian Peterson RB WAS 10 @NYG 2.80Ito Smith RB ATL 9 v TEN 11.10Corey Davis WR TEN 11 @ATL 20.10Marquise Goodwin WR SFO 4 0.00Sterling Shepard WR NYG 11 v WAS 16.90

Thielen so high, high - TeeJay HildenbrandPhilip Rivers QB LAC 12 @MIA 23.40 *Aaron Rodgers QB GNB 11 v PHI 29.48 *Austin Ekeler RB LAC 12 @MIA 29.20 *Kerryon Johnson RB DET 5 v KAN 18.70 *DeAndre Hopkins WR HOU 10 v CAR 7.10 *Adam Thielen WR MIN 12 @CHI 2.60 *Tyrell Williams WR LV 6 @IND 12.60 *Delanie Walker TE TEN 11 @ATL 1.40 *Ka'imi Fairbairn K HOU 10 v CAR 4.70 *Jacksonville Jaguars D/ST JAC 10 @DEN 2.00 *Kyle Allen QB CAR 7 @HOU 3.28Cam Newton QB CAR 7 @HOU 0.00Wayne Gallman RB NYG 11 v WAS 27.80Damien Williams RB KAN 12 @DET 0.00John Brown WR BUF 6 v NWE 11.90Chris Godwin WR TAM 7 @LAR 47.20Mike Williams WR LAC 12 @MIA 0.00Eric Ebron TE IND 6 v OAK 11.80Seattle Seahawks D/ST SEA 11 @ARI 15.00

Twinkie Lady Ankles - Rich HildenbrandAndy Dalton QB CIN 9 @PIT 3.64 *Kyler Murray QB ARI 12 v SEA 16.34 *Leonard Fournette RB JAC 10 @DEN 31.50 *Josh Gordon WR SEA 11 @ARI 7.60 *Mecole Hardman WR KAN 12 @DET 0.90 *Julio Jones WR ATL 9 v TEN 9.30 *Marquez Valdes-Scant WR GNB 11 v PHI 7.70 *Austin Hooper TE ATL 9 v TEN 25.00 *Stephen Gostkowski K NWE 10 @BUF 4.00 *Indianapolis Colts D/ST IND 6 v OAK 1.00 *Kirk Cousins QB MIN 12 @CHI 7.32Jared Goff QB LAR 9 v TAM 25.68Gardner Minshew II QB JAC 10 @DEN 16.72Malcolm Brown RB LAR 9 v TAM 1.40Royce Freeman RB DEN 10 v JAC 9.00Sony Michel RB NWE 10 @BUF 6.30Darrel Williams RB KAN 12 @DET 18.60George Kittle TE SFO 4 0.00Buffalo Bills D/ST BUF 6 v NWE 2.00T Y Hilton WR IND 6 v OAK 0.00 IRHunter Henry TE LAC 12 @MIA 0.00 IR

You Just Got Bitch Slapped - Jenny StearnsMarcus Mariota QB TEN 11 @ATL 23.28 *Russell Wilson QB SEA 11 @ARI 14.30 *Nick Chubb RB CLE 7 @BAL 43.30 *Devonta Freeman RB ATL 9 v TEN 18.00 *Davante Adams WR GNB 11 v PHI 34.00 *Tyler Lockett WR SEA 11 @ARI 9.10 *D.J. Moore WR CAR 7 @HOU 7.40 *T.J. Hockenson TE DET 5 v KAN 11.70 *Wil Lutz K NOR 9 v DAL 14.20 *New Orleans Saints D/ST NOR 9 v DAL 10.00 *Baker Mayfield QB CLE 7 @BAL 18.78Peyton Barber RB TAM 7 @LAR 7.90Matt Breida RB SFO 4 0.00Rex Burkhead RB NWE 10 @BUF 1.70Duke Johnson RB HOU 10 v CAR 9.80Chris Conley WR JAC 10 @DEN 2.70Dede Westbrook WR JAC 10 @DEN 11.60Vernon Davis TE WAS 10 @NYG 1.50San Francisco 49ers D/ST SFO 4 0.00LeSean McCoy RB KAN 12 @DET 16.90 IR



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Week 5Ja Makin Brad Pudding - Brad StearnsDaniel Jones QB NYG 11 v MIN 10.48 *Mason Rudolph QB PIT 7 v BAL 9.24 *Chris Carson RB SEA 11 v LAR 22.30 *David Johnson RB ARI 12 @CIN 18.60 *Chris Thompson RB WAS 10 v NWE 8.80 *Brandin Cooks WR LAR 9 @SEA 6.60 *Stefon Diggs WR MIN 12 @NYG 7.40 *O.J. Howard TE TAM 7 @NOR 2.00 *Brett Maher K DAL 8 v GNB 6.60 *Kansas City Chiefs D/ST KAN 12 v IND 2.00 *Matthew Stafford QB DET 5 0.00Tevin Coleman RB SFO 4 v CLE 15.70Raheem Mostert RB SFO 4 v CLE 3.40Devin Singletary RB BUF 6 @TEN 0.00D.J. Chark WR JAC 10 @CAR 40.40Kenny Golladay WR DET 5 0.00Marvin Jones WR DET 5 0.00Jared Cook TE NOR 9 v TAM 14.10Los Angeles Rams D/ST LAR 9 @SEA 1.00Drew Brees QB NOR 9 v TAM 0.00 IRGolden Tate WR NYG 11 v MIN 4.30 IR

Mahomes is your daddy - David ParkisonTom Brady QB NWE 10 @WAS 26.92 *Lamar Jackson QB BAL 8 @PIT 11.44 *Alvin Kamara RB NOR 9 v TAM 16.92 *Keenan Allen WR LAC 12 v DEN 5.80 *Tyler Boyd WR CIN 9 v ARI 33.30 *Marquise Brown WR BAL 8 @PIT 11.20 *Mark Andrews TE BAL 8 @PIT 9.50 *Darren Waller TE LV 6 v CHI 7.90 *Brandon McManus K DEN 10 @LAC 10.60 *Baltimore Ravens D/ST BAL 8 @PIT 5.00 *Derek Carr QB LV 6 v CHI 7.96Justice Hill RB BAL 8 @PIT 0.70Carlos Hyde RB HOU 10 v ATL 12.00Phillip Lindsay RB DEN 10 @LAC 27.70Antonio Brown WR --- - BYE 0.00Tyreek Hill WR KAN 12 v IND 0.00DeVante Parker WR MIA 5 0.00Emmanuel Sanders WR SFO 4 v CLE 1.90Demaryius Thomas WR NYJ 4 @PHI 8.70A.J. Green WR CIN 9 v ARI 0.00 IR

Postseason Hate Me - Mike ParkisonPatrick Mahomes QB KAN 12 v IND 21.54 *Carson Wentz QB PHI 10 v NYJ 12.06 *Aaron Jones RB GNB 11 @DAL 52.20 *Mike Evans WR TAM 7 @NOR 0.00 *Larry Fitzgerald WR ARI 12 @CIN 11.80 *Allen Robinson WR CHI 6 @OAK 28.70 *Robert Woods WR LAR 9 @SEA 9.80 *Travis Kelce TE KAN 12 v IND 11.00 *Greg Zuerlein K LAR 9 @SEA 13.50 *Tampa Bay BuccaneersD/ST TAM 7 @NOR 0.00 *Joe Flacco QB DEN 10 @LAC 7.98Melvin Gordon RB LAC 12 v DEN 7.80Alexander Mattison RB MIN 12 @NYG 5.20Danny Amendola WR DET 5 0.00DaeSean Hamilton WR DEN 10 @LAC 0.00Curtis Samuel WR CAR 7 v JAC 7.40James Washington WR PIT 7 v BAL 8.20Vance McDonald TE PIT 7 v BAL 6.40Greg Olsen TE SEA 7 v JAC 0.00Tre'Quan Smith WR NOR 9 v TAM 0.00 IR

Smegma - Sherman IbarraJacoby Brissett QB IND 6 @KAN 10.94 *Deshaun Watson QB HOU 10 v ATL 45.74 *Mark Ingram RB BAL 8 @PIT 12.90 *James White RB NWE 10 @WAS 13.20 *Amari Cooper WR DAL 8 v GNB 46.60 *JuJu Smith-Schuster WR PIT 7 v BAL 18.50 *Michael Thomas WR NOR 9 v TAM 47.20 *Evan Engram TE NYG 11 v MIN 10.70 *Justin Tucker K BAL 8 @PIT 17.40 *New England Patriots D/ST NWE 10 @WAS 13.00 *Josh Allen QB BUF 6 @TEN 17.46Mitch Trubisky QB CHI 6 @OAK 0.00Kenyan Drake RB ARI 12 @CIN 0.00Josh Jacobs RB LV 6 v CHI 32.30Rashaad Penny RB SEA 11 v LAR 6.90Jaylen Samuels RB PIT 7 v BAL 2.46Diontae Johnson WR PIT 7 v BAL 7.70Christian Kirk WR ARI 12 @CIN 0.00Minnesota Vikings D/ST MIN 12 @NYG 13.00DeSean Jackson WR PHI 10 v NYJ 0.00 IR

Tell yo B*tch to make me a Samich! Now Lose Homie - Mr. JonesDak Prescott QB DAL 8 v GNB 27.22 *Jameis Winston QB TAM 7 @NOR 17.46 *Ezekiel Elliott RB DAL 8 v GNB 17.10 *Todd Gurley RB LAR 9 @SEA 18.70 *Joe Mixon RB CIN 9 v ARI 11.90 *Cooper Kupp WR LAR 9 @SEA 29.70 *Courtland Sutton WR DEN 10 @LAC 19.20 *Zach Ertz TE PHI 10 v NYJ 16.70 *Jake Elliott K PHI 10 v NYJ 7.00 *Pittsburgh Steelers D/ST PIT 7 v BAL 10.00 *James Conner RB PIT 7 v BAL 11.50Frank Gore RB BUF 6 @TEN 8.90Tony Pollard RB DAL 8 v GNB 1.90Geronimo Allison WR GNB 11 @DAL 4.80Robby Anderson WR NYJ 4 @PHI 2.60Michael Gallup WR DAL 8 v GNB 27.30D.K. Metcalf WR SEA 11 v LAR 12.40Demarcus Robinson WR KAN 12 v IND 6.10Deebo Samuel WR SFO 4 v CLE 1.30John Ross WR CIN 9 v ARI 0.00 IR

The Happy Fisherman - John HardinTeddy Bridgewater QB NOR 9 v TAM 30.26 *Jimmy Garoppolo QB SFO 4 v CLE 15.24 *Le'Veon Bell RB NYJ 4 @PHI 15.80 *Christian McCaffrey RB CAR 7 v JAC 51.70 *David Montgomery RB CHI 6 @OAK 10.60 *Phillip Dorsett WR NWE 10 @WAS 0.00 *Jarvis Landry WR CLE 7 @SFO 11.50 *Will Dissly TE SEA 11 v LAR 12.80 *Harrison Butker K KAN 12 v IND 7.60 *Chicago Bears D/ST CHI 6 @OAK 4.00 *Sam Darnold QB NYJ 4 @PHI 0.00Tarik Cohen RB CHI 6 @OAK 10.90Kareem Hunt RB CLE 7 @SFO 0.00Miles Sanders RB PHI 10 v NYJ 10.40Julian Edelman WR NWE 10 @WAS 28.00Will Fuller WR HOU 10 v ATL 60.70Alshon Jeffery WR PHI 10 v NYJ 11.20Terry McLaurin WR WAS 10 v NWE 8.10Jimmy Graham TE GNB 11 @DAL 7.10



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The Soulless Gingers - Brad DavisMatt Ryan QB ATL 9 @HOU 34.90 *Dalvin Cook RB MIN 12 @NYG 28.80 *Derrick Henry RB TEN 11 v BUF 13.80 *Ronald Jones II RB TAM 7 @NOR 7.60 *Odell Beckham Jr. WR CLE 7 @SFO 5.00 *Calvin Ridley WR ATL 9 @HOU 19.80 *Sammy Watkins WR KAN 12 v IND 0.00 *Jason Witten TE DAL 8 v GNB 5.90 *Mason Crosby K GNB 11 @DAL 10.80 *Houston Texans D/ST HOU 10 v ATL 8.00 *Saquon Barkley RB NYG 11 v MIN 0.00Nyheim Hines RB IND 6 @KAN 8.60Dion Lewis RB TEN 11 v BUF 5.00Marlon Mack RB IND 6 @KAN 20.80Adrian Peterson RB WAS 10 v NWE 1.80Ito Smith RB ATL 9 @HOU 12.40Corey Davis WR TEN 11 v BUF 4.80Marquise Goodwin WR SFO 4 v CLE 8.60Sterling Shepard WR NYG 11 v MIN 9.90

Thielen so high, high - TeeJay HildenbrandPhilip Rivers QB LAC 12 v DEN 4.44 *Aaron Rodgers QB GNB 11 @DAL 9.52 *Austin Ekeler RB LAC 12 v DEN 26.30 *Wayne Gallman RB NYG 11 v MIN 1.40 *Chris Godwin WR TAM 7 @NOR 34.50 *DeAndre Hopkins WR HOU 10 v ATL 15.80 *Adam Thielen WR MIN 12 @NYG 35.00 *Eric Ebron TE IND 6 @KAN 1.80 *Joey Slye K CAR 7 v JAC 4.00 *Philadelphia Eagles D/ST PHI 10 v NYJ 33.00 *Kyle Allen QB CAR 7 v JAC 11.64Cam Newton QB CAR 7 v JAC 0.00Kerryon Johnson RB DET 5 0.00Damien Williams RB KAN 12 v IND 6.80John Brown WR BUF 6 @TEN 12.50Mike Williams WR LAC 12 v DEN 13.40Tyrell Williams WR LV 6 v CHI 0.00Delanie Walker TE TEN 11 v BUF 2.00Ka'imi Fairbairn K HOU 10 v ATL 13.00

Twinkie Lady Ankles - Rich HildenbrandJared Goff QB LAR 9 @SEA 20.90 *Kyler Murray QB ARI 12 @CIN 25.42 *Leonard Fournette RB JAC 10 @CAR 26.70 *Jordan Howard RB PHI 10 v NYJ 12.20 *Josh Gordon WR SEA 11 v LAR 10.90 *Julio Jones WR ATL 9 @HOU 7.20 *Austin Hooper TE ATL 9 @HOU 13.60 *George Kittle TE SFO 4 v CLE 20.80 *Matt Gay K TAM 7 @NOR 7.20 *Tennessee Titans D/ST TEN 11 v BUF 7.00 *Kirk Cousins QB MIN 12 @NYG 23.54Andy Dalton QB CIN 9 v ARI 18.98Gardner Minshew II QB JAC 10 @CAR 24.16Royce Freeman RB DEN 10 @LAC 8.70Sony Michel RB NWE 10 @WAS 21.30Darrel Williams RB KAN 12 v IND 0.00Mecole Hardman WR KAN 12 v IND 11.90Marquez Valdes-Scant WR GNB 11 @DAL 2.80Buffalo Bills D/ST BUF 6 @TEN 11.00T Y Hilton WR IND 6 @KAN 7.70 IRHunter Henry TE LAC 12 v DEN 0.00 IR

You Just Got Bitch Slapped - Jenny StearnsMarcus Mariota QB TEN 11 v BUF 8.62 *Russell Wilson QB SEA 11 v LAR 29.92 *Nick Chubb RB CLE 7 @SFO 10.90 *Devonta Freeman RB ATL 9 @HOU 18.00 *Nelson Agholor WR PHI 10 v NYJ 3.00 *Tyler Lockett WR SEA 11 v LAR 15.10 *D.J. Moore WR CAR 7 v JAC 15.10 *Jordan Akins TE HOU 10 v ATL 3.10 *Wil Lutz K NOR 9 v TAM 7.00 *New Orleans Saints D/ST NOR 9 v TAM 6.00 *Baker Mayfield QB CLE 7 @SFO -2.00Peyton Barber RB TAM 7 @NOR 10.20Matt Breida RB SFO 4 v CLE 30.90Rex Burkhead RB NWE 10 @WAS 0.00Davante Adams WR GNB 11 @DAL 0.00Chris Conley WR JAC 10 @CAR 3.60Dede Westbrook WR JAC 10 @CAR 15.20T.J. Hockenson TE DET 5 0.00San Francisco 49ers D/ST SFO 4 v CLE 19.00LeSean McCoy RB KAN 12 v IND 2.30 IR



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Week 6Ja Makin Brad Pudding - Brad StearnsDaniel Jones QB NYG 11 @NWE 5.24 *Matthew Stafford QB DET 5 @GNB 11.50 *Chris Carson RB SEA 11 @CLE 28.90 *David Johnson RB ARI 12 v ATL 28.20 *Chris Thompson RB WAS 10 @MIA 4.00 *D.J. Chark WR JAC 10 v NOR 7.30 *Kenny Golladay WR DET 5 @GNB 20.10 *O.J. Howard TE TAM 7 v CAR 5.50 *Brett Maher K DAL 8 @NYJ 16.40 *Carolina Panthers D/ST CAR 7 @TAM 20.00 *Mason Rudolph QB PIT 7 @LAC 0.00Tevin Coleman RB SFO 4 @LAR 14.10Chase Edmonds RB ARI 12 v ATL 14.70Devin Singletary RB BUF 6 0.00Brandin Cooks WR LAR 9 v SFO 6.20Stefon Diggs WR MIN 12 v PHI 47.50Marvin Jones WR DET 5 @GNB 3.70Jared Cook TE NOR 9 @JAC 12.70Kansas City Chiefs D/ST KAN 12 v HOU 4.00Drew Brees QB NOR 9 @JAC 0.00 IRGolden Tate WR NYG 11 @NWE 25.20 IR

Mahomes is your daddy - David ParkisonTom Brady QB NWE 10 v NYG 24.96 *Lamar Jackson QB BAL 8 v CIN 34.64 *Alvin Kamara RB NOR 9 @JAC 13.60 *Phillip Lindsay RB DEN 10 v TEN 15.50 *Keenan Allen WR LAC 12 v PIT 5.30 *Tyler Boyd WR CIN 9 @BAL 4.00 *Tyreek Hill WR KAN 12 v HOU 25.00 *Mark Andrews TE BAL 8 v CIN 13.90 *Brandon McManus K DEN 10 v TEN 14.20 *Baltimore Ravens D/ST BAL 8 v CIN 4.00 *Derek Carr QB LV 6 0.00Justice Hill RB BAL 8 v CIN 3.10Carlos Hyde RB HOU 10 @KAN 21.00Antonio Brown WR --- - BYE 0.00Marquise Brown WR BAL 8 v CIN 0.00DeVante Parker WR MIA 5 v WAS 11.80Emmanuel Sanders WR SFO 4 @LAR 1.00Demaryius Thomas WR NYJ 4 v DAL 10.20Darren Waller TE LV 6 0.00A.J. Green WR CIN 9 @BAL 0.00 IR

Postseason Hate Me - Mike ParkisonPatrick Mahomes QB KAN 12 v HOU 18.92 *Carson Wentz QB PHI 10 @MIN 23.54 *Aaron Jones RB GNB 11 v DET 8.00 *Mike Evans WR TAM 7 v CAR 20.60 *Larry Fitzgerald WR ARI 12 v ATL 12.90 *Curtis Samuel WR CAR 7 @TAM 23.80 *Robert Woods WR LAR 9 v SFO 7.60 *Travis Kelce TE KAN 12 v HOU 9.80 *Greg Zuerlein K LAR 9 v SFO 1.00 *Tampa Bay BuccaneersD/ST TAM 7 v CAR 1.00 *Joe Flacco QB DEN 10 v TEN 5.08Melvin Gordon RB LAC 12 v PIT 7.80Alexander Mattison RB MIN 12 v PHI 4.30Danny Amendola WR DET 5 @GNB 1.60DaeSean Hamilton WR DEN 10 v TEN 4.50Allen Robinson WR CHI 6 0.00James Washington WR PIT 7 @LAC 0.00Vance McDonald TE PIT 7 @LAC 1.50Greg Olsen TE SEA 7 @TAM 9.20Tre'Quan Smith WR NOR 9 @JAC 0.00 IR

Smegma - Sherman IbarraSam Darnold QB NYJ 4 v DAL 22.62 *Deshaun Watson QB HOU 10 @KAN 29.40 *Mark Ingram RB BAL 8 v CIN 15.40 *James White RB NWE 10 v NYG 13.60 *Amari Cooper WR DAL 8 @NYJ 1.30 *JuJu Smith-Schuster WR PIT 7 @LAC 1.70 *Michael Thomas WR NOR 9 @JAC 16.90 *Gerald Everett TE LAR 9 v SFO 2.90 *Justin Tucker K BAL 8 v CIN 13.90 *New England Patriots D/ST NWE 10 v NYG 25.00 *Josh Allen QB BUF 6 0.00Jacoby Brissett QB IND 6 0.00Kenyan Drake RB ARI 12 v ATL 13.00Josh Jacobs RB LV 6 0.00Latavius Murray RB NOR 9 @JAC 10.90Rashaad Penny RB SEA 11 @CLE 0.00Christian Kirk WR ARI 12 v ATL 0.00Mohamed Sanu WR NWE 10 v NYG 5.90Evan Engram TE NYG 11 @NWE 0.00Mitch Trubisky QB CHI 6 0.00 IRDeSean Jackson WR PHI 10 @MIN 0.00 IR

Tell yo B*tch to make me a Samich! Now Lose Homie - Mr. JonesDak Prescott QB DAL 8 @NYJ 18.22 *Jameis Winston QB TAM 7 v CAR 16.10 *James Conner RB PIT 7 @LAC 30.90 *Ezekiel Elliott RB DAL 8 @NYJ 29.30 *Michael Gallup WR DAL 8 @NYJ 8.80 *Cooper Kupp WR LAR 9 v SFO 5.70 *Courtland Sutton WR DEN 10 v TEN 11.60 *Zach Ertz TE PHI 10 @MIN 7.40 *Jake Elliott K PHI 10 @MIN 9.30 *Pittsburgh Steelers D/ST PIT 7 @LAC 13.00 *Frank Gore RB BUF 6 0.00Todd Gurley RB LAR 9 v SFO 0.00Joe Mixon RB CIN 9 @BAL 5.90Tony Pollard RB DAL 8 @NYJ 1.30Geronimo Allison WR GNB 11 v DET 7.00Robby Anderson WR NYJ 4 v DAL 26.50D.K. Metcalf WR SEA 11 @CLE 11.30Demarcus Robinson WR KAN 12 v HOU 0.00Deebo Samuel WR SFO 4 @LAR 4.90John Ross WR CIN 9 @BAL 0.00 IR

The Happy Fisherman - John HardinTeddy Bridgewater QB NOR 9 @JAC 13.60 *Jimmy Garoppolo QB SFO 4 @LAR 12.12 *Le'Veon Bell RB NYJ 4 v DAL 12.30 *Christian McCaffrey RB CAR 7 @TAM 21.70 *Julian Edelman WR NWE 10 v NYG 23.30 *Will Fuller WR HOU 10 @KAN 9.40 *Jarvis Landry WR CLE 7 v SEA 6.60 *Will Dissly TE SEA 11 @CLE 0.00 *Harrison Butker K KAN 12 v HOU 7.10 *Green Bay Packers D/ST GNB 11 v DET 3.00 *Tarik Cohen RB CHI 6 0.00Kareem Hunt RB CLE 7 v SEA 0.00David Montgomery RB CHI 6 0.00Miles Sanders RB PHI 10 @MIN 18.20Phillip Dorsett WR NWE 10 v NYG 0.00Alshon Jeffery WR PHI 10 @MIN 25.60Terry McLaurin WR WAS 10 @MIA 29.00Jimmy Graham TE GNB 11 v DET 3.70Chicago Bears D/ST CHI 6 0.00



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The Soulless Gingers - Brad DavisMatt Ryan QB ATL 9 @ARI 33.94 *Dalvin Cook RB MIN 12 v PHI 13.40 *Derrick Henry RB TEN 11 @DEN 4.30 *Ronald Jones II RB TAM 7 v CAR 7.00 *Ito Smith RB ATL 9 @ARI 0.60 *Odell Beckham Jr. WR CLE 7 v SEA 19.10 *Calvin Ridley WR ATL 9 @ARI 14.80 *Jason Witten TE DAL 8 @NYJ 10.70 *Mason Crosby K GNB 11 v DET 13.50 *Houston Texans D/ST HOU 10 @KAN 5.00 *Saquon Barkley RB NYG 11 @NWE 0.00Nyheim Hines RB IND 6 0.00Dion Lewis RB TEN 11 @DEN 5.00Marlon Mack RB IND 6 0.00Adrian Peterson RB WAS 10 @MIA 18.60Corey Davis WR TEN 11 @DEN 6.60Marquise Goodwin WR SFO 4 @LAR 3.50Sterling Shepard WR NYG 11 @NWE 0.00Sammy Watkins WR KAN 12 v HOU 0.00

Thielen so high, high - TeeJay HildenbrandAaron Rodgers QB GNB 11 v DET 18.32 *Austin Ekeler RB LAC 12 v PIT 5.80 *Kerryon Johnson RB DET 5 @GNB 14.10 *Damien Williams RB KAN 12 v HOU 9.00 *Chris Godwin WR TAM 7 v CAR 31.10 *DeAndre Hopkins WR HOU 10 @KAN 16.50 *Adam Thielen WR MIN 12 v PHI 17.70 *Delanie Walker TE TEN 11 @DEN 7.30 *Ka'imi Fairbairn K HOU 10 @KAN 6.40 *Los Angeles Chargers D/ST LAC 12 v PIT 2.00 *Kyle Allen QB CAR 7 @TAM 17.38Cam Newton QB CAR 7 @TAM 0.00Philip Rivers QB LAC 12 v PIT 17.80John Brown WR BUF 6 0.00Mike Williams WR LAC 12 v PIT 12.20Tyrell Williams WR LV 6 0.00Eric Ebron TE IND 6 0.00Joey Slye K CAR 7 @TAM 16.50Minnesota Vikings D/ST MIN 12 v PHI 8.00

Twinkie Lady Ankles - Rich HildenbrandGardner Minshew II QB JAC 10 v NOR 4.62 *Kyler Murray QB ARI 12 v ATL 31.80 *Leonard Fournette RB JAC 10 v NOR 17.80 *Sony Michel RB NWE 10 v NYG 13.30 *Josh Gordon WR SEA 11 @CLE 1.70 *Julio Jones WR ATL 9 @ARI 21.80 *Austin Hooper TE ATL 9 @ARI 28.70 *George Kittle TE SFO 4 @LAR 21.30 *Mike Nugent K --- - BYE 5.00 *Dallas Cowboys D/ST DAL 8 @NYJ 4.00 *Kirk Cousins QB MIN 12 v PHI 30.32Andy Dalton QB CIN 9 @BAL 13.60Jared Goff QB LAR 9 v SFO 1.12Malcolm Brown RB LAR 9 v SFO 4.00Royce Freeman RB DEN 10 v TEN 12.60Jordan Howard RB PHI 10 @MIN 4.90Mecole Hardman WR KAN 12 v HOU 8.50Marquez Valdes-Scant WR GNB 11 v DET 7.70Buffalo Bills D/ST BUF 6 0.00T Y Hilton WR IND 6 0.00 IRHunter Henry TE LAC 12 v PIT 33.00 IR

You Just Got Bitch Slapped - Jenny StearnsMarcus Mariota QB TEN 11 @DEN -1.08 *Russell Wilson QB SEA 11 @CLE 28.90 *Matt Breida RB SFO 4 @LAR 10.30 *Nick Chubb RB CLE 7 v SEA 31.90 *Devonta Freeman RB ATL 9 @ARI 26.80 *Tyler Lockett WR SEA 11 @CLE 12.80 *D.J. Moore WR CAR 7 @TAM 15.60 *Jordan Akins TE HOU 10 @KAN 6.90 *Wil Lutz K NOR 9 @JAC 8.70 *New Orleans Saints D/ST NOR 9 @JAC 9.00 *Baker Mayfield QB CLE 7 v SEA 19.46Peyton Barber RB TAM 7 v CAR 2.80Rex Burkhead RB NWE 10 v NYG 0.00Davante Adams WR GNB 11 v DET 0.00Nelson Agholor WR PHI 10 @MIN 8.20Chris Conley WR JAC 10 v NOR 0.00Dede Westbrook WR JAC 10 v NOR 8.30T.J. Hockenson TE DET 5 @GNB 6.10San Francisco 49ers D/ST SFO 4 @LAR 9.00LeSean McCoy RB KAN 12 v HOU 6.40 IR



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Week 7Ja Makin Brad Pudding - Brad StearnsDaniel Jones QB NYG 11 v ARI 10.42 *Matthew Stafford QB DET 5 v MIN 31.56 *Chris Carson RB SEA 11 v BAL 10.40 *David Johnson RB ARI 12 @NYG 0.20 *D.J. Chark WR JAC 10 @CIN 10.30 *Stefon Diggs WR MIN 12 @DET 24.30 *Kenny Golladay WR DET 5 v MIN 3.10 *Eric Ebron TE IND 6 v HOU 17.00 *Brett Maher K DAL 8 v PHI 17.30 *Tennessee Titans D/ST TEN 11 v LAC 3.00 *Tevin Coleman RB SFO 4 @WAS 8.20Chase Edmonds RB ARI 12 @NYG 38.00Devin Singletary RB BUF 6 v MIA 2.60Chris Thompson RB WAS 10 v SFO 0.00Brandin Cooks WR LAR 9 @ATL 9.90Marvin Jones WR DET 5 v MIN 45.30Jared Cook TE NOR 9 @CHI 0.00O.J. Howard TE TAM 7 0.00Carolina Panthers D/ST CAR 7 0.00Drew Brees QB NOR 9 @CHI 0.00 IRGolden Tate WR NYG 11 v ARI 14.00 IR

Mahomes is your daddy - David ParkisonTom Brady QB NWE 10 @NYJ 11.96 *Lamar Jackson QB BAL 8 @SEA 26.32 *Phillip Lindsay RB DEN 10 v KAN 4.60 *Keenan Allen WR LAC 12 @TEN 10.10 *Tyreek Hill WR KAN 12 @DEN 16.40 *Demaryius Thomas WR NYJ 4 v NWE 7.20 *Mark Andrews TE BAL 8 @SEA 5.90 *Darren Waller TE LV 6 @GNB 34.60 *Brandon McManus K DEN 10 v KAN 0.00 *Baltimore Ravens D/ST BAL 8 @SEA 17.00 *Derek Carr QB LV 6 @GNB 15.72Justice Hill RB BAL 8 @SEA 0.00Carlos Hyde RB HOU 10 @IND 3.50Alvin Kamara RB NOR 9 @CHI 0.00Tyler Boyd WR CIN 9 v JAC 8.50Antonio Brown WR --- - BYE 0.00Marquise Brown WR BAL 8 @SEA 0.00DeVante Parker WR MIA 5 @BUF 16.50Emmanuel Sanders WR SFO 4 @WAS 11.00A.J. Green WR CIN 9 v JAC 0.00 IR

Postseason Hate Me - Mike ParkisonPatrick Mahomes QB KAN 12 @DEN 7.24 *Carson Wentz QB PHI 10 @DAL 6.84 *Melvin Gordon RB LAC 12 @TEN 9.20 *Aaron Jones RB GNB 11 v OAK 18.30 *Larry Fitzgerald WR ARI 12 @NYG 2.20 *Allen Robinson WR CHI 6 v NOR 26.70 *Robert Woods WR LAR 9 @ATL 13.60 *Travis Kelce TE KAN 12 @DEN 10.40 *Greg Zuerlein K LAR 9 @ATL 15.50 *Philadelphia Eagles D/ST PHI 10 @DAL 2.00 *Joe Flacco QB DEN 10 v KAN 6.52Alexander Mattison RB MIN 12 @DET 1.80Danny Amendola WR DET 5 v MIN 21.50Mike Evans WR TAM 7 0.00Curtis Samuel WR CAR 7 0.00James Washington WR PIT 7 0.00Vance McDonald TE PIT 7 0.00Greg Olsen TE SEA 7 0.00Tampa Bay BuccaneersD/ST TAM 7 0.00Tre'Quan Smith WR NOR 9 @CHI 0.00 IR

Smegma - Sherman IbarraJosh Allen QB BUF 6 v MIA 21.28 *Deshaun Watson QB HOU 10 @IND 18.52 *Mark Ingram RB BAL 8 @SEA 6.30 *Josh Jacobs RB LV 6 @GNB 19.40 *Latavius Murray RB NOR 9 @CHI 35.00 *Amari Cooper WR DAL 8 v PHI 18.60 *Michael Thomas WR NOR 9 @CHI 25.10 *Evan Engram TE NYG 11 v ARI 1.60 *Justin Tucker K BAL 8 @SEA 12.00 *New England Patriots D/ST NWE 10 @NYJ 27.00 *Jacoby Brissett QB IND 6 v HOU 30.64Sam Darnold QB NYJ 4 v NWE -6.56Kenyan Drake RB ARI 12 @NYG 8.80Darrell Henderson RB LAR 9 @ATL 4.90James White RB NWE 10 @NYJ 12.90Christian Kirk WR ARI 12 @NYG 0.00Mohamed Sanu WR NWE 10 @NYJ 1.30JuJu Smith-Schuster WR PIT 7 0.00Dawson Knox TE BUF 6 v MIA 4.20Mitch Trubisky QB CHI 6 v NOR 20.04 IRDeSean Jackson WR PHI 10 @DAL 0.00 IR

Tell yo B*tch to make me a Samich! Now Lose Homie - Mr. JonesDak Prescott QB DAL 8 v PHI 20.56 *Ezekiel Elliott RB DAL 8 v PHI 29.70 *Joe Mixon RB CIN 9 v JAC 7.40 *Michael Gallup WR DAL 8 v PHI 6.40 *Cooper Kupp WR LAR 9 @ATL 11.00 *D.K. Metcalf WR SEA 11 v BAL 7.30 *Courtland Sutton WR DEN 10 v KAN 14.70 *Zach Ertz TE PHI 10 @DAL 5.80 *Zane Gonzalez K ARI 12 @NYG 11.20 *New York Giants D/ST NYG 11 v ARI 10.00 *Jameis Winston QB TAM 7 0.00James Conner RB PIT 7 0.00Frank Gore RB BUF 6 v MIA 7.60Todd Gurley RB LAR 9 @ATL 12.40Tony Pollard RB DAL 8 v PHI 2.80Geronimo Allison WR GNB 11 v OAK 7.30Robby Anderson WR NYJ 4 v NWE 2.00Demarcus Robinson WR KAN 12 @DEN 6.10Pittsburgh Steelers D/ST PIT 7 0.00John Ross WR CIN 9 v JAC 0.00 IRDeebo Samuel WR SFO 4 @WAS 0.00 IR

The Happy Fisherman - John HardinTeddy Bridgewater QB NOR 9 @CHI 19.94 *Jimmy Garoppolo QB SFO 4 @WAS 6.04 *Le'Veon Bell RB NYJ 4 v NWE 8.60 *Miles Sanders RB PHI 10 @DAL 6.20 *Julian Edelman WR NWE 10 @NYJ 13.70 *Alshon Jeffery WR PHI 10 @DAL 5.80 *Terry McLaurin WR WAS 10 v SFO 2.10 *Jimmy Graham TE GNB 11 v OAK 16.50 *Harrison Butker K KAN 12 @DEN 13.20 *Chicago Bears D/ST CHI 6 v NOR 4.00 *Tarik Cohen RB CHI 6 v NOR 11.90Kareem Hunt RB CLE 7 0.00Christian McCaffrey RB CAR 7 0.00David Montgomery RB CHI 6 v NOR 1.90Jamaal Williams RB GNB 11 v OAK 13.10Phillip Dorsett WR NWE 10 @NYJ 13.60Will Fuller WR HOU 10 @IND 1.60Jarvis Landry WR CLE 7 0.00Green Bay Packers D/ST GNB 11 v OAK 4.00



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The Soulless Gingers - Brad DavisMatt Ryan QB ATL 9 v LAR 2.56 *Dalvin Cook RB MIN 12 @DET 30.90 *Derrick Henry RB TEN 11 v LAC 17.80 *Marlon Mack RB IND 6 v HOU 8.60 *Ito Smith RB ATL 9 v LAR 0.70 *Marquise Goodwin WR SFO 4 @WAS 0.00 *Calvin Ridley WR ATL 9 v LAR 7.00 *Jason Witten TE DAL 8 v PHI 7.30 *Mason Crosby K GNB 11 v OAK 6.00 *Houston Texans D/ST HOU 10 @IND 1.00 *Saquon Barkley RB NYG 11 v ARI 17.00Nyheim Hines RB IND 6 v HOU 2.60Ronald Jones II RB TAM 7 0.00Dion Lewis RB TEN 11 v LAC 0.20Adrian Peterson RB WAS 10 v SFO 6.10Odell Beckham Jr. WR CLE 7 0.00Corey Davis WR TEN 11 v LAC 20.00Sterling Shepard WR NYG 11 v ARI 0.00Sammy Watkins WR KAN 12 @DEN 0.00

Thielen so high, high - TeeJay HildenbrandPhilip Rivers QB LAC 12 @TEN 24.16 *Aaron Rodgers QB GNB 11 v OAK 47.76 *Austin Ekeler RB LAC 12 @TEN 28.50 *Kerryon Johnson RB DET 5 v MIN 2.30 *John Brown WR BUF 6 v MIA 19.30 *DeAndre Hopkins WR HOU 10 @IND 28.60 *Adam Thielen WR MIN 12 @DET 9.50 *Darren Fells TE HOU 10 @IND 4.70 *Matt Prater K DET 5 v MIN 7.60 *Jacksonville Jaguars D/ST JAC 10 @CIN 16.00 *Kyle Allen QB CAR 7 0.00Cam Newton QB CAR 7 0.00Damien Williams RB KAN 12 @DEN 2.70Chris Godwin WR TAM 7 0.00Mike Williams WR LAC 12 @TEN 8.70Gerald Everett TE LAR 9 @ATL 15.00Delanie Walker TE TEN 11 v LAC 0.00Joey Slye K CAR 7 0.00Minnesota Vikings D/ST MIN 12 @DET 2.00Tyrell Williams WR LV 6 @GNB 0.00 IR

Twinkie Lady Ankles - Rich HildenbrandJared Goff QB LAR 9 @ATL 25.02 *Kyler Murray QB ARI 12 @NYG 6.96 *Leonard Fournette RB JAC 10 @CIN 19.50 *Royce Freeman RB DEN 10 v KAN 16.70 *T Y Hilton WR IND 6 v HOU 19.40 *Julio Jones WR ATL 9 v LAR 15.30 *Austin Hooper TE ATL 9 v LAR 14.60 *George Kittle TE SFO 4 @WAS 6.80 *Mike Nugent K --- - BYE 7.40 *Buffalo Bills D/ST BUF 6 v MIA 11.00 *Kirk Cousins QB MIN 12 @DET 32.52Andy Dalton QB CIN 9 v JAC 18.34Gardner Minshew II QB JAC 10 @CIN 21.00Jordan Howard RB PHI 10 @DAL 7.60Sony Michel RB NWE 10 @NYJ 23.20Jamison Crowder WR NYJ 4 v NWE 6.60Allen Lazard WR GNB 11 v OAK 7.20Hunter Henry TE LAC 12 @TEN 15.70Los Angeles Rams D/ST LAR 9 @ATL 20.00Malcolm Brown RB LAR 9 @ATL 0.00 IRJosh Gordon WR SEA 11 v BAL 0.00 IR

You Just Got Bitch Slapped - Jenny StearnsMarcus Mariota QB TEN 11 v LAC 0.00 *Russell Wilson QB SEA 11 v BAL 14.34 *Matt Breida RB SFO 4 @WAS 4.60 *Devonta Freeman RB ATL 9 v LAR 4.50 *Nelson Agholor WR PHI 10 @DAL 4.40 *Tyler Lockett WR SEA 11 v BAL 17.10 *Dede Westbrook WR JAC 10 @CIN 20.70 *T.J. Hockenson TE DET 5 v MIN 6.20 *Wil Lutz K NOR 9 @CHI 10.90 *New Orleans Saints D/ST NOR 9 @CHI 12.00 *Baker Mayfield QB CLE 7 0.00Peyton Barber RB TAM 7 0.00Nick Chubb RB CLE 7 0.00LeSean McCoy RB KAN 12 @DEN 9.60Davante Adams WR GNB 11 v OAK 0.00Chris Conley WR JAC 10 @CIN 13.30D.J. Moore WR CAR 7 0.00Jordan Akins TE HOU 10 @IND 3.70San Francisco 49ers D/ST SFO 4 @WAS 15.00Rex Burkhead RB NWE 10 @NYJ 0.00 IR



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Week 8Ja Makin Brad Pudding - Brad StearnsMatthew Stafford QB DET 5 v NYG 26.68 *Chris Carson RB SEA 11 @ATL 15.00 *Chase Edmonds RB ARI 12 @NOR 3.30 *Stefon Diggs WR MIN 12 v WAS 22.30 *Kenny Golladay WR DET 5 v NYG 31.30 *Marvin Jones WR DET 5 v NYG 6.20 *Golden Tate WR NYG 11 @DET 16.50 *Eric Ebron TE IND 6 v DEN 5.60 *Josh Lambo K JAC 10 v NYJ 12.30 *Tennessee Titans D/ST TEN 11 v TAM 11.00 *Daniel Jones QB NYG 11 @DET 31.18Mason Rudolph QB PIT 7 v MIA 16.04Tevin Coleman RB SFO 4 v CAR 40.80David Johnson RB ARI 12 @NOR 0.00Devin Singletary RB BUF 6 v PHI 14.90D.J. Chark WR JAC 10 v NYJ 19.90Brandin Cooks WR LAR 9 v CIN 0.00Jared Cook TE NOR 9 v ARI 0.00Carolina Panthers D/ST CAR 7 @SFO -1.00Drew Brees QB NOR 9 v ARI 27.92 IRChris Thompson RB WAS 10 @MIN 0.00 IR

Mahomes is your daddy - David ParkisonTom Brady QB NWE 10 v CLE 18.36 *Derek Carr QB LV 6 @HOU 23.40 *Phillip Lindsay RB DEN 10 @IND 12.60 *Keenan Allen WR LAC 12 @CHI 12.30 *Tyreek Hill WR KAN 12 v GNB 14.10 *DeVante Parker WR MIA 5 @PIT 11.90 *Demaryius Thomas WR NYJ 4 @JAC 11.30 *Darren Waller TE LV 6 @HOU 9.10 *Brandon McManus K DEN 10 @IND 7.00 *Baltimore Ravens D/ST BAL 8 0.00 *Lamar Jackson QB BAL 8 0.00Justice Hill RB BAL 8 0.00Carlos Hyde RB HOU 10 v OAK 8.30Alvin Kamara RB NOR 9 v ARI 0.00Tyler Boyd WR CIN 9 @LAR 12.80Antonio Brown WR --- - BYE 0.00Marquise Brown WR BAL 8 0.00Emmanuel Sanders WR SFO 4 v CAR 12.50Mark Andrews TE BAL 8 0.00A.J. Green WR CIN 9 @LAR 0.00 IR

Postseason Hate Me - Mike ParkisonCarson Wentz QB PHI 10 @BUF 14.38 *Melvin Gordon RB LAC 12 @CHI 11.40 *Aaron Jones RB GNB 11 @KAN 45.60 *Mike Evans WR TAM 7 @TEN 48.80 *Larry Fitzgerald WR ARI 12 @NOR 2.80 *Allen Robinson WR CHI 6 v LAC 11.20 *Robert Woods WR LAR 9 v CIN 6.20 *Travis Kelce TE KAN 12 v GNB 16.30 *Greg Zuerlein K LAR 9 v CIN 6.00 *Philadelphia Eagles D/ST PHI 10 @BUF 10.00 *Joe Flacco QB DEN 10 @IND 7.86Patrick Mahomes QB KAN 12 v GNB 0.00Alexander Mattison RB MIN 12 v WAS 8.40Danny Amendola WR DET 5 v NYG 17.50Curtis Samuel WR CAR 7 @SFO 8.60James Washington WR PIT 7 v MIA 3.10Vance McDonald TE PIT 7 v MIA 4.90Greg Olsen TE SEA 7 @SFO 3.30Tampa Bay BuccaneersD/ST TAM 7 @TEN 4.00Tre'Quan Smith WR NOR 9 v ARI 0.00 IR

Smegma - Sherman IbarraJosh Allen QB BUF 6 v PHI 17.26 *Deshaun Watson QB HOU 10 v OAK 27.76 *Josh Jacobs RB LV 6 @HOU 10.10 *Latavius Murray RB NOR 9 v ARI 39.70 *James White RB NWE 10 v CLE 11.90 *JuJu Smith-Schuster WR PIT 7 v MIA 24.30 *Michael Thomas WR NOR 9 v ARI 33.20 *Evan Engram TE NYG 11 @DET 14.00 *Ka'imi Fairbairn K HOU 10 v OAK 10.30 *New England Patriots D/ST NWE 10 v CLE 18.00 *Jacoby Brissett QB IND 6 v DEN 9.48Sam Darnold QB NYJ 4 @JAC 12.72Kenyan Drake RB ARI 12 @NOR 0.00Darrell Henderson RB LAR 9 v CIN 8.90Mark Ingram RB BAL 8 0.00Amari Cooper WR DAL 8 0.00Christian Kirk WR ARI 12 @NOR 17.80Mohamed Sanu WR NWE 10 v CLE 4.30Justin Tucker K BAL 8 0.00Mitch Trubisky QB CHI 6 v LAC 7.12 IRDeSean Jackson WR PHI 10 @BUF 0.00 IR

Tell yo B*tch to make me a Samich! Now Lose Homie - Mr. JonesRyan Fitzpatrick QB MIA 5 @PIT 11.30 *Jameis Winston QB TAM 7 @TEN 22.34 *James Conner RB PIT 7 v MIA 27.00 *Todd Gurley RB LAR 9 v CIN 10.40 *Joe Mixon RB CIN 9 @LAR 17.70 *Cooper Kupp WR LAR 9 v CIN 40.00 *Courtland Sutton WR DEN 10 @IND 10.20 *Zach Ertz TE PHI 10 @BUF 4.00 *Zane Gonzalez K ARI 12 @NOR 11.20 *Pittsburgh Steelers D/ST PIT 7 v MIA 13.00 *Dak Prescott QB DAL 8 0.00Ezekiel Elliott RB DAL 8 0.00Frank Gore RB BUF 6 v PHI 3.40Tony Pollard RB DAL 8 0.00Geronimo Allison WR GNB 11 @KAN 1.70Robby Anderson WR NYJ 4 @JAC 8.30Michael Gallup WR DAL 8 0.00D.K. Metcalf WR SEA 11 @ATL 16.30Zach Pascal WR IND 6 v DEN 1.60John Ross WR CIN 9 @LAR 0.00 IRDeebo Samuel WR SFO 4 v CAR 13.80 IR

The Happy Fisherman - John HardinJimmy Garoppolo QB SFO 4 v CAR 13.00 *Le'Veon Bell RB NYJ 4 @JAC 6.50 *Christian McCaffrey RB CAR 7 @SFO 30.50 *Jamaal Williams RB GNB 11 @KAN 18.60 *Julian Edelman WR NWE 10 v CLE 27.80 *Alshon Jeffery WR PHI 10 @BUF 10.40 *Terry McLaurin WR WAS 10 @MIN 7.90 *Jimmy Graham TE GNB 11 @KAN 5.00 *Harrison Butker K KAN 12 v GNB 6.00 *Chicago Bears D/ST CHI 6 v LAC 3.00 *Teddy Bridgewater QB NOR 9 v ARI 0.00Tarik Cohen RB CHI 6 v LAC 7.60Kareem Hunt RB CLE 7 @NWE 0.00David Montgomery RB CHI 6 v LAC 27.70Miles Sanders RB PHI 10 @BUF 22.80Phillip Dorsett WR NWE 10 v CLE 7.30Will Fuller WR HOU 10 v OAK 0.00Jarvis Landry WR CLE 7 @NWE 11.50Green Bay Packers D/ST GNB 11 @KAN 4.00



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The Soulless Gingers - Brad DavisMatt Ryan QB ATL 9 v SEA 0.00 *Dalvin Cook RB MIN 12 v WAS 28.10 *Derrick Henry RB TEN 11 v TAM 7.30 *Marlon Mack RB IND 6 v DEN 16.00 *Ito Smith RB ATL 9 v SEA 0.00 *Marquise Goodwin WR SFO 4 v CAR 0.00 *Calvin Ridley WR ATL 9 v SEA 13.00 *Jason Witten TE DAL 8 0.00 *Mason Crosby K GNB 11 @KAN 7.50 *Houston Texans D/ST HOU 10 v OAK 0.00 *Saquon Barkley RB NYG 11 @DET 28.30Nyheim Hines RB IND 6 v DEN 7.60Ronald Jones II RB TAM 7 @TEN 6.20Dion Lewis RB TEN 11 v TAM 1.20Adrian Peterson RB WAS 10 @MIN 12.30Odell Beckham Jr. WR CLE 7 @NWE 10.20Corey Davis WR TEN 11 v TAM 2.90Sterling Shepard WR NYG 11 @DET 0.00Sammy Watkins WR KAN 12 v GNB 9.50

Thielen so high, high - TeeJay HildenbrandPhilip Rivers QB LAC 12 @CHI 10.04 *Aaron Rodgers QB GNB 11 @KAN 30.10 *Austin Ekeler RB LAC 12 @CHI 10.20 *Damien Williams RB KAN 12 v GNB 9.00 *John Brown WR BUF 6 v PHI 10.40 *Chris Godwin WR TAM 7 @TEN 10.30 *DeAndre Hopkins WR HOU 10 v OAK 26.90 *Gerald Everett TE LAR 9 v CIN 3.50 *Matt Prater K DET 5 v NYG 9.20 *Minnesota Vikings D/ST MIN 12 v WAS 11.00 *Kyle Allen QB CAR 7 @SFO 0.32Cam Newton QB CAR 7 @SFO 0.00J.D. McKissic RB DET 5 v NYG 3.20Adam Thielen WR MIN 12 v WAS 0.00Marquez Valdes-Scant WR GNB 11 @KAN 1.40Darren Fells TE HOU 10 v OAK 23.80Delanie Walker TE TEN 11 v TAM 0.00Joey Slye K CAR 7 @SFO 4.10Jacksonville Jaguars D/ST JAC 10 v NYJ 14.00Kerryon Johnson RB DET 5 v NYG 0.00 IRTyrell Williams WR LV 6 @HOU 18.10 IR

Twinkie Lady Ankles - Rich HildenbrandKirk Cousins QB MIN 12 v WAS 11.60 *Jared Goff QB LAR 9 v CIN 25.88 *Leonard Fournette RB JAC 10 v NYJ 20.60 *Sony Michel RB NWE 10 v CLE 7.40 *T Y Hilton WR IND 6 v DEN 7.40 *Julio Jones WR ATL 9 v SEA 31.20 *Austin Hooper TE ATL 9 v SEA 18.50 *George Kittle TE SFO 4 v CAR 14.60 *Mike Nugent K --- - BYE 9.00 *Los Angeles Rams D/ST LAR 9 v CIN 8.00 *Gardner Minshew II QB JAC 10 v NYJ 23.96Kyler Murray QB ARI 12 @NOR 10.10Ryan Tannehill QB TEN 11 v TAM 19.72Royce Freeman RB DEN 10 @IND 11.50Jordan Howard RB PHI 10 @BUF 18.10Ty Johnson RB DET 5 v NYG 4.80A.J. Brown WR TEN 11 v TAM 9.10Hunter Henry TE LAC 12 @CHI 8.70Buffalo Bills D/ST BUF 6 v PHI 3.00Malcolm Brown RB LAR 9 v CIN 0.00 IRJosh Gordon WR SEA 11 @ATL 0.00 IR

You Just Got Bitch Slapped - Jenny StearnsBaker Mayfield QB CLE 7 @NWE 11.56 *Russell Wilson QB SEA 11 @ATL 15.68 *Nick Chubb RB CLE 7 @NWE 13.80 *Devonta Freeman RB ATL 9 v SEA 16.20 *Tyler Lockett WR SEA 11 @ATL 19.00 *D.J. Moore WR CAR 7 @SFO 8.80 *Dede Westbrook WR JAC 10 v NYJ 0.00 *T.J. Hockenson TE DET 5 v NYG 3.10 *Wil Lutz K NOR 9 v ARI 7.00 *New Orleans Saints D/ST NOR 9 v ARI 7.00 *Marcus Mariota QB TEN 11 v TAM 0.00Peyton Barber RB TAM 7 @TEN 3.80Matt Breida RB SFO 4 v CAR 6.00LeSean McCoy RB KAN 12 v GNB 8.30Davante Adams WR GNB 11 @KAN 0.00Nelson Agholor WR PHI 10 @BUF 5.40Chris Conley WR JAC 10 v NYJ 23.30Jordan Akins TE HOU 10 v OAK 3.10San Francisco 49ers D/ST SFO 4 v CAR 14.00Rex Burkhead RB NWE 10 v CLE 2.30 IR



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Week 9Ja Makin Brad Pudding - Brad StearnsDaniel Jones QB NYG 11 v DAL 11.80 *Matthew Stafford QB DET 5 @OAK 28.84 *Chris Carson RB SEA 11 v TAM 16.30 *D.J. Chark WR JAC 10 v HOU 7.20 *Stefon Diggs WR MIN 12 @KAN 2.60 *Kenny Golladay WR DET 5 @OAK 26.20 *Marvin Jones WR DET 5 @OAK 29.60 *Eric Ebron TE IND 6 @PIT 3.60 *Josh Lambo K JAC 10 v HOU 3.00 *Carolina Panthers D/ST CAR 7 v TEN 10.00 *Mason Rudolph QB PIT 7 v IND 10.14Tevin Coleman RB SFO 4 @ARI 5.60Chase Edmonds RB ARI 12 v SFO 0.00David Johnson RB ARI 12 v SFO 0.00Devin Singletary RB BUF 6 v WAS 23.00Brandin Cooks WR LAR 9 0.00Golden Tate WR NYG 11 v DAL 11.80Jared Cook TE NOR 9 0.00Tennessee Titans D/ST TEN 11 @CAR 6.00Drew Brees QB NOR 9 0.00 IRChris Thompson RB WAS 10 @BUF 0.00 IR

Mahomes is your daddy - David ParkisonDerek Carr QB LV 6 v DET 19.56 *Lamar Jackson QB BAL 8 v NWE 28.62 *Phillip Lindsay RB DEN 10 v CLE 15.20 *Keenan Allen WR LAC 12 v GNB 7.00 *Tyreek Hill WR KAN 12 v MIN 29.50 *DeVante Parker WR MIA 5 v NYJ 15.70 *Demaryius Thomas WR NYJ 4 @MIA 3.90 *Darren Waller TE LV 6 v DET 7.20 *Brandon McManus K DEN 10 v CLE 7.30 *Baltimore Ravens D/ST BAL 8 v NWE 12.00 *Tom Brady QB NWE 10 @BAL 13.40Justice Hill RB BAL 8 v NWE 0.70Carlos Hyde RB HOU 10 @JAC 18.00Alvin Kamara RB NOR 9 0.00Tyler Boyd WR CIN 9 0.00Antonio Brown WR --- - BYE 0.00Marquise Brown WR BAL 8 v NWE 7.80Emmanuel Sanders WR SFO 4 @ARI 27.20Mark Andrews TE BAL 8 v NWE 4.10A.J. Green WR CIN 9 0.00 IR

Postseason Hate Me - Mike ParkisonCarson Wentz QB PHI 10 v CHI 15.06 *Melvin Gordon RB LAC 12 v GNB 25.90 *Aaron Jones RB GNB 11 @LAC 4.00 *Danny Amendola WR DET 5 @OAK 5.90 *Mike Evans WR TAM 7 @SEA 42.00 *Allen Robinson WR CHI 6 @PHI 1.60 *Curtis Samuel WR CAR 7 v TEN 16.40 *Travis Kelce TE KAN 12 v MIN 13.20 *Brett Maher K DAL 8 @NYG 15.70 *Philadelphia Eagles D/ST PHI 10 v CHI 6.00 *Joe Flacco QB DEN 10 v CLE 0.00Patrick Mahomes QB KAN 12 v MIN 0.00Alexander Mattison RB MIN 12 @KAN 0.60Larry Fitzgerald WR ARI 12 v SFO 7.80Robert Woods WR LAR 9 0.00Vance McDonald TE PIT 7 v IND 14.00Greg Olsen TE SEA 7 v TEN 7.00Dan Bailey K MIN 12 @KAN 5.00Greg Zuerlein K LAR 9 0.00

Smegma - Sherman IbarraSam Darnold QB NYJ 4 @MIA 12.50 *Deshaun Watson QB HOU 10 @JAC 19.74 *Josh Jacobs RB LV 6 v DET 27.00 *Amari Cooper WR DAL 8 @NYG 18.00 *Diontae Johnson WR PIT 7 v IND 1.50 *Christian Kirk WR ARI 12 v SFO 3.60 *JuJu Smith-Schuster WR PIT 7 v IND 4.60 *Evan Engram TE NYG 11 v DAL 11.00 *Justin Tucker K BAL 8 v NWE 7.90 *New England Patriots D/ST NWE 10 @BAL 2.00 *Josh Allen QB BUF 6 v WAS 17.60Jacoby Brissett QB IND 6 @PIT 2.76Kenyan Drake RB ARI 12 v SFO 31.20Darrell Henderson RB LAR 9 0.00Mark Ingram RB BAL 8 v NWE 17.40Latavius Murray RB NOR 9 0.00James White RB NWE 10 @BAL 16.40Terry McLaurin WR WAS 10 @BUF 7.90Michael Thomas WR NOR 9 0.00Mitch Trubisky QB CHI 6 @PHI 6.50 IRDeSean Jackson WR PHI 10 v CHI 1.50 IR

Tell yo B*tch to make me a Samich! Now Lose Homie - Mr. JonesDak Prescott QB DAL 8 @NYG 21.48 *Jameis Winston QB TAM 7 @SEA 23.20 *Ezekiel Elliott RB DAL 8 @NYG 16.90 *Duke Johnson RB HOU 10 @JAC 19.10 *Michael Gallup WR DAL 8 @NYG 11.30 *D.K. Metcalf WR SEA 11 v TAM 30.00 *Courtland Sutton WR DEN 10 v CLE 17.30 *Zach Ertz TE PHI 10 v CHI 28.30 *Zane Gonzalez K ARI 12 v SFO 5.60 *Pittsburgh Steelers D/ST PIT 7 v IND 20.00 *Ryan Fitzpatrick QB MIA 5 v NYJ 23.72James Conner RB PIT 7 v IND 0.00Todd Gurley RB LAR 9 0.00Joe Mixon RB CIN 9 0.00Tony Pollard RB DAL 8 @NYG 4.00Geronimo Allison WR GNB 11 @LAC 4.10Robby Anderson WR NYJ 4 @MIA 5.30Cooper Kupp WR LAR 9 0.00Zach Pascal WR IND 6 @PIT 18.60John Ross WR CIN 9 0.00 IRDeebo Samuel WR SFO 4 @ARI 8.00 IR

The Happy Fisherman - John HardinJimmy Garoppolo QB SFO 4 @ARI 31.88 *Le'Veon Bell RB NYJ 4 @MIA 20.10 *Christian McCaffrey RB CAR 7 v TEN 40.60 *David Montgomery RB CHI 6 @PHI 22.60 *Miles Sanders RB PHI 10 v CHI 10.30 *Julian Edelman WR NWE 10 @BAL 18.90 *Alshon Jeffery WR PHI 10 v CHI 7.60 *Jimmy Graham TE GNB 11 @LAC 5.70 *Harrison Butker K KAN 12 v MIN 19.30 *Chicago Bears D/ST CHI 6 @PHI 4.00 *Teddy Bridgewater QB NOR 9 0.00Tarik Cohen RB CHI 6 @PHI 3.60Kareem Hunt RB CLE 7 @DEN 0.00Jaylen Samuels RB PIT 7 v IND 21.30Jamaal Williams RB GNB 11 @LAC 16.90Phillip Dorsett WR NWE 10 @BAL 3.30Will Fuller WR HOU 10 @JAC 0.00Jarvis Landry WR CLE 7 @DEN 17.10Green Bay Packers D/ST GNB 11 @LAC 1.00



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The Soulless Gingers - Brad DavisDwayne Haskins QB WAS 10 @BUF 7.16 *Saquon Barkley RB NYG 11 v DAL 15.50 *Dalvin Cook RB MIN 12 @KAN 15.60 *Derrick Henry RB TEN 11 @CAR 24.90 *Marlon Mack RB IND 6 @PIT 8.90 *Odell Beckham Jr. WR CLE 7 @DEN 13.70 *Sammy Watkins WR KAN 12 v MIN 13.30 *Jason Witten TE DAL 8 @NYG 13.80 *Mason Crosby K GNB 11 @LAC 5.40 *Houston Texans D/ST HOU 10 @JAC 19.00 *Matt Ryan QB ATL 9 0.00Nyheim Hines RB IND 6 @PIT 3.80Ronald Jones II RB TAM 7 @SEA 16.20Dion Lewis RB TEN 11 @CAR 8.30Adrian Peterson RB WAS 10 @BUF 17.00Ito Smith RB ATL 9 0.00Marquise Goodwin WR SFO 4 @ARI 0.00Calvin Ridley WR ATL 9 0.00Sterling Shepard WR NYG 11 v DAL 0.00

Thielen so high, high - TeeJay HildenbrandPhilip Rivers QB LAC 12 v GNB 11.76 *Aaron Rodgers QB GNB 11 @LAC 12.94 *Austin Ekeler RB LAC 12 v GNB 13.30 *John Brown WR BUF 6 v WAS 11.60 *Chris Godwin WR TAM 7 @SEA 13.90 *DeAndre Hopkins WR HOU 10 @JAC 19.40 *Adam Thielen WR MIN 12 @KAN 0.00 *Darren Fells TE HOU 10 @JAC 7.10 *Matt Prater K DET 5 @OAK 6.00 *New York Jets D/ST NYJ 4 @MIA 7.00 *Kyle Allen QB CAR 7 v TEN 15.28Cam Newton QB CAR 7 v TEN 0.00J.D. McKissic RB DET 5 @OAK 16.20Damien Williams RB KAN 12 v MIN 23.80Marquez Valdes-Scant WR GNB 11 @LAC 0.00Gerald Everett TE LAR 9 0.00Delanie Walker TE TEN 11 @CAR 0.00Joey Slye K CAR 7 v TEN 6.50Minnesota Vikings D/ST MIN 12 @KAN 6.00Kerryon Johnson RB DET 5 @OAK 0.00 IRTyrell Williams WR LV 6 v DET 7.80 IR

Twinkie Lady Ankles - Rich HildenbrandKirk Cousins QB MIN 12 @KAN 21.30 *Gardner Minshew II QB JAC 10 v HOU 10.76 *Leonard Fournette RB JAC 10 v HOU 12.20 *Jordan Howard RB PHI 10 v CHI 15.30 *Jamison Crowder WR NYJ 4 @MIA 22.30 *Mike Williams WR LAC 12 v GNB 17.30 *Hunter Henry TE LAC 12 v GNB 15.40 *George Kittle TE SFO 4 @ARI 19.90 *Matt Gay K TAM 7 @SEA 12.60 *Buffalo Bills D/ST BUF 6 v WAS 7.00 *Jared Goff QB LAR 9 0.00Kyler Murray QB ARI 12 v SFO 23.04Ryan Tannehill QB TEN 11 @CAR 26.04Royce Freeman RB DEN 10 v CLE 2.50Sony Michel RB NWE 10 @BAL 4.00Josh Gordon WR SEA 11 v TAM 0.00Julio Jones WR ATL 9 0.00Austin Hooper TE ATL 9 0.00Los Angeles Rams D/ST LAR 9 0.00Malcolm Brown RB LAR 9 0.00 IRT Y Hilton WR IND 6 @PIT 0.00 IR

You Just Got Bitch Slapped - Jenny StearnsBaker Mayfield QB CLE 7 @DEN 17.12 *Russell Wilson QB SEA 11 v TAM 42.22 *Nick Chubb RB CLE 7 @DEN 13.10 *LeSean McCoy RB KAN 12 v MIN 1.90 *Chris Conley WR JAC 10 v HOU 5.20 *Tyler Lockett WR SEA 11 v TAM 46.20 *D.J. Moore WR CAR 7 v TEN 20.10 *T.J. Hockenson TE DET 5 @OAK 8.60 *Robbie Gould K SFO 4 @ARI 4.00 *San Francisco 49ers D/ST SFO 4 @ARI 2.00 *Marcus Mariota QB TEN 11 @CAR 0.00Peyton Barber RB TAM 7 @SEA 1.50Matt Breida RB SFO 4 @ARI 11.20Devonta Freeman RB ATL 9 0.00Davante Adams WR GNB 11 @LAC 11.10Cole Beasley WR BUF 6 v WAS 9.30Dede Westbrook WR JAC 10 v HOU 0.00Wil Lutz K NOR 9 0.00New Orleans Saints D/ST NOR 9 0.00Rex Burkhead RB NWE 10 @BAL 4.40 IR



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Week 10Ja Makin Brad Pudding - Brad StearnsDrew Brees QB NOR 9 v ATL 11.48 *Daniel Jones QB NYG 11 @NYJ 33.32 *Chris Carson RB SEA 11 @SFO 19.10 *Tevin Coleman RB SFO 4 v SEA 11.20 *Devin Singletary RB BUF 6 @CLE 8.00 *Stefon Diggs WR MIN 12 @DAL 7.90 *Kenny Golladay WR DET 5 @CHI 14.70 *Jared Cook TE NOR 9 v ATL 13.40 *Chris Boswell K PIT 7 v LAR 5.30 *Green Bay Packers D/ST GNB 11 v CAR 7.00 *Mason Rudolph QB PIT 7 v LAR 13.68Matthew Stafford QB DET 5 @CHI 0.00David Johnson RB ARI 12 @TAM 0.00D.J. Chark WR JAC 10 0.00Brandin Cooks WR LAR 9 @PIT 0.00Marvin Jones WR DET 5 @CHI 12.70Golden Tate WR NYG 11 @NYJ 23.50Eric Ebron TE IND 6 v MIA 10.60Carolina Panthers D/ST CAR 7 @GNB 2.00Chase Edmonds RB ARI 12 @TAM 0.00 IRChris Thompson RB WAS 10 0.00 IR

Mahomes is your daddy - David ParkisonDerek Carr QB LV 6 v LAC 13.12 *Lamar Jackson QB BAL 8 @CIN 33.42 *Alvin Kamara RB NOR 9 v ATL 15.40 *Keenan Allen WR LAC 12 @OAK 16.60 *Marquise Brown WR BAL 8 @CIN 18.00 *Tyreek Hill WR KAN 12 @TEN 39.00 *Emmanuel Sanders WR SFO 4 v SEA 4.40 *Darren Waller TE LV 6 v LAC 7.00 *Jason Myers K SEA 11 @SFO 11.80 *Baltimore Ravens D/ST BAL 8 @CIN 21.00 *Tom Brady QB NWE 10 0.00Justice Hill RB BAL 8 @CIN 1.10Carlos Hyde RB HOU 10 0.00Phillip Lindsay RB DEN 10 0.00Tyler Boyd WR CIN 9 v BAL 12.20Antonio Brown WR --- - BYE 0.00A.J. Green WR CIN 9 v BAL 0.00DeVante Parker WR MIA 5 @IND 11.90Mark Andrews TE BAL 8 @CIN 23.30

Postseason Hate Me - Mike ParkisonPatrick Mahomes QB KAN 12 @TEN 33.84 *Melvin Gordon RB LAC 12 @OAK 23.30 *Aaron Jones RB GNB 11 v CAR 27.30 *Mike Evans WR TAM 7 v ARI 12.20 *Allen Robinson WR CHI 6 v DET 14.60 *Curtis Samuel WR CAR 7 @GNB 13.50 *Robert Woods WR LAR 9 @PIT 16.50 *Travis Kelce TE KAN 12 @TEN 20.50 *Greg Zuerlein K LAR 9 @PIT 4.00 *Tampa Bay BuccaneersD/ST TAM 7 v ARI 5.00 *Joe Flacco QB DEN 10 0.00Carson Wentz QB PHI 10 0.00Alexander Mattison RB MIN 12 @DAL 6.40Danny Amendola WR DET 5 @CHI 6.90Larry Fitzgerald WR ARI 12 @TAM 15.10Vance McDonald TE PIT 7 v LAR 4.30Greg Olsen TE SEA 7 @GNB 17.80Dan Bailey K MIN 12 @DAL 8.00Brett Maher K DAL 8 v MIN 6.00

Smegma - Sherman IbarraJosh Allen QB BUF 6 @CLE 25.44 *Sam Darnold QB NYJ 4 v NYG 21.70 *Mark Ingram RB BAL 8 @CIN 9.40 *Josh Jacobs RB LV 6 v LAC 19.10 *Amari Cooper WR DAL 8 v MIN 36.70 *Christian Kirk WR ARI 12 @TAM 40.80 *Michael Thomas WR NOR 9 v ATL 34.20 *Mike Gesicki TE MIA 5 @IND 3.80 *Justin Tucker K BAL 8 @CIN 7.00 *Indianapolis Colts D/ST IND 6 v MIA 7.00 *Deshaun Watson QB HOU 10 0.00Kenyan Drake RB ARI 12 @TAM 10.10Latavius Murray RB NOR 9 v ATL 3.90James White RB NWE 10 0.00Darrel Williams RB KAN 12 @TEN 2.50Terry McLaurin WR WAS 10 0.00JuJu Smith-Schuster WR PIT 7 v LAR 7.40O.J. Howard TE TAM 7 v ARI 14.70New England Patriots D/ST NWE 10 0.00Jacoby Brissett QB IND 6 v MIA 0.00 IREvan Engram TE NYG 11 @NYJ 0.00 IR

Tell yo B*tch to make me a Samich! Now Lose Homie - Mr. JonesDak Prescott QB DAL 8 v MIN 28.88 *Jameis Winston QB TAM 7 v ARI 21.32 *Ezekiel Elliott RB DAL 8 v MIN 8.30 *Todd Gurley RB LAR 9 @PIT 7.30 *Joe Mixon RB CIN 9 v BAL 20.10 *Michael Gallup WR DAL 8 v MIN 17.60 *Cooper Kupp WR LAR 9 @PIT 0.00 *Jonnu Smith TE TEN 11 v KAN 7.00 *Zane Gonzalez K ARI 12 @TAM 12.10 *Pittsburgh Steelers D/ST PIT 7 v LAR 19.00 *Ryan Fitzpatrick QB MIA 5 @IND 13.06James Conner RB PIT 7 v LAR 0.00Duke Johnson RB HOU 10 0.00Tony Pollard RB DAL 8 v MIN 0.00Robby Anderson WR NYJ 4 v NYG 2.10D.K. Metcalf WR SEA 11 @SFO 11.00Zach Pascal WR IND 6 v MIA 4.60Courtland Sutton WR DEN 10 0.00Zach Ertz TE PHI 10 0.00John Ross WR CIN 9 v BAL 0.00 IRDeebo Samuel WR SFO 4 v SEA 22.20 IR

The Happy Fisherman - John HardinJimmy Garoppolo QB SFO 4 v SEA 10.02 *Le'Veon Bell RB NYJ 4 v NYG 16.80 *Christian McCaffrey RB CAR 7 @GNB 29.10 *David Montgomery RB CHI 6 v DET 6.00 *Jaylen Samuels RB PIT 7 v LAR 7.00 *A.J. Brown WR TEN 11 v KAN 2.70 *Jarvis Landry WR CLE 7 v BUF 24.70 *Ryan Griffin TE NYJ 4 v NYG 1.00 *Harrison Butker K KAN 12 @TEN 17.30 *Chicago Bears D/ST CHI 6 v DET 5.00 *Kareem Hunt RB CLE 7 v BUF 14.40Miles Sanders RB PHI 10 0.00Jamaal Williams RB GNB 11 v CAR 6.30Julian Edelman WR NWE 10 0.00Will Fuller WR HOU 10 0.00Alshon Jeffery WR PHI 10 0.00Hunter Renfrow WR LV 6 v LAC 8.20Noah Fant TE DEN 10 0.00Jimmy Graham TE GNB 11 v CAR 7.90



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The Soulless Gingers - Brad DavisMatt Ryan QB ATL 9 @NOR 14.58 *Saquon Barkley RB NYG 11 @NYJ 8.10 *Dalvin Cook RB MIN 12 @DAL 31.30 *Derrick Henry RB TEN 11 v KAN 37.10 *Marlon Mack RB IND 6 v MIA 9.20 *Odell Beckham Jr. WR CLE 7 v BUF 10.70 *Sammy Watkins WR KAN 12 @TEN 10.10 *Jason Witten TE DAL 8 v MIN 3.70 *Mason Crosby K GNB 11 v CAR 7.70 *Kansas City Chiefs D/ST KAN 12 @TEN 4.00 *Dwayne Haskins QB WAS 10 0.00Nyheim Hines RB IND 6 v MIA 8.40Ronald Jones II RB TAM 7 v ARI 22.60Dion Lewis RB TEN 11 v KAN 0.00Adrian Peterson RB WAS 10 0.00Marquise Goodwin WR SFO 4 v SEA 0.00Calvin Ridley WR ATL 9 @NOR 7.70Sterling Shepard WR NYG 11 @NYJ 0.00Houston Texans D/ST HOU 10 0.00

Thielen so high, high - TeeJay HildenbrandPhilip Rivers QB LAC 12 @OAK 10.28 *Aaron Rodgers QB GNB 11 v CAR 10.02 *Austin Ekeler RB LAC 12 @OAK 12.80 *Damien Williams RB KAN 12 @TEN 13.90 *John Brown WR BUF 6 @CLE 12.70 *Chris Godwin WR TAM 7 v ARI 13.40 *Tyrell Williams WR LV 6 v LAC 5.50 *Gerald Everett TE LAR 9 @PIT 14.80 *Adam Vinatieri K IND 6 v MIA 6.90 *New York Giants D/ST NYG 11 @NYJ 0.00 *Kyle Allen QB CAR 7 @GNB 16.48J.D. McKissic RB DET 5 @CHI 11.50DeAndre Hopkins WR HOU 10 0.00Adam Thielen WR MIN 12 @DAL 0.00Marquez Valdes-Scant WR GNB 11 v CAR 0.00Darren Fells TE HOU 10 0.00Delanie Walker TE TEN 11 v KAN 0.00Matt Prater K DET 5 @CHI 9.40Minnesota Vikings D/ST MIN 12 @DAL 3.00Cam Newton QB CAR 7 @GNB 0.00 IRKerryon Johnson RB DET 5 @CHI 0.00 IR

Twinkie Lady Ankles - Rich HildenbrandJared Goff QB LAR 9 @PIT 3.72 *Kyler Murray QB ARI 12 @TAM 29.76 *Kalen Ballage RB MIA 5 @IND 8.50 *Jamison Crowder WR NYJ 4 v NYG 19.10 *Adam Humphries WR TEN 11 v KAN 9.30 *Julio Jones WR ATL 9 @NOR 10.90 *Hunter Henry TE LAC 12 @OAK 13.00 *Austin Hooper TE ATL 9 @NOR 11.70 *Matt Gay K TAM 7 v ARI 14.60 *Los Angeles Rams D/ST LAR 9 @PIT 17.00 *Kirk Cousins QB MIN 12 @DAL 19.30Nick Foles QB JAC 10 0.00Ryan Tannehill QB TEN 11 v KAN 18.94Leonard Fournette RB JAC 10 0.00Royce Freeman RB DEN 10 0.00Jordan Howard RB PHI 10 0.00Sony Michel RB NWE 10 0.00Mohamed Sanu WR NWE 10 0.00George Kittle TE SFO 4 v SEA 0.00Derrius Guice RB WAS 10 0.00 IRT Y Hilton WR IND 6 v MIA 0.00 IR

You Just Got Bitch Slapped - Jenny StearnsBaker Mayfield QB CLE 7 v BUF 17.62 *Russell Wilson QB SEA 11 @SFO 16.58 *Nick Chubb RB CLE 7 v BUF 17.10 *Devonta Freeman RB ATL 9 @NOR 7.80 *Davante Adams WR GNB 11 v CAR 21.80 *Tyler Lockett WR SEA 11 @SFO 5.90 *D.J. Moore WR CAR 7 @GNB 24.00 *T.J. Hockenson TE DET 5 @CHI 7.70 *Wil Lutz K NOR 9 v ATL 10.70 *New Orleans Saints D/ST NOR 9 v ATL 2.00 *Marcus Mariota QB TEN 11 v KAN 0.00Peyton Barber RB TAM 7 v ARI 11.70Matt Breida RB SFO 4 v SEA 4.50LeSean McCoy RB KAN 12 @TEN 0.00Cole Beasley WR BUF 6 @CLE 11.40Chris Conley WR JAC 10 0.00Dede Westbrook WR JAC 10 0.00Robbie Gould K SFO 4 v SEA 0.00San Francisco 49ers D/ST SFO 4 v SEA 18.00Rex Burkhead RB NWE 10 0.00 IR



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Week 11Ja Makin Brad Pudding - Brad StearnsDrew Brees QB NOR 9 @TAM 21.12 *Mason Rudolph QB PIT 7 @CLE 6.34 *Tevin Coleman RB SFO 4 v ARI 9.20 *Devin Singletary RB BUF 6 @MIA 8.90 *D.J. Chark WR JAC 10 @IND 33.40 *Stefon Diggs WR MIN 12 v DEN 26.10 *Kenny Golladay WR DET 5 v DAL 4.40 *Jared Cook TE NOR 9 @TAM 11.30 *Chris Boswell K PIT 7 @CLE 1.00 *Carolina Panthers D/ST CAR 7 v ATL 1.00 *Daniel Jones QB NYG 11 0.00Matthew Stafford QB DET 5 v DAL 0.00Chris Carson RB SEA 11 0.00David Johnson RB ARI 12 @SFO 0.00Brandin Cooks WR LAR 9 v CHI 0.00Marvin Jones WR DET 5 v DAL 20.30Golden Tate WR NYG 11 0.00Eric Ebron TE IND 6 v JAC 6.70Green Bay Packers D/ST GNB 11 0.00Chase Edmonds RB ARI 12 @SFO 0.00 IRChris Thompson RB WAS 10 v NYJ 0.00 IR

Mahomes is your daddy - David ParkisonDerek Carr QB LV 6 v CIN 19.78 *Lamar Jackson QB BAL 8 v HOU 32.78 *Alvin Kamara RB NOR 9 @TAM 24.20 *Keenan Allen WR LAC 12 v KAN 21.10 *Marquise Brown WR BAL 8 v HOU 4.30 *Tyreek Hill WR KAN 12 @LAC 0.00 *Emmanuel Sanders WR SFO 4 v ARI 6.30 *Darren Waller TE LV 6 v CIN 12.80 *Josh Lambo K JAC 10 @IND 1.00 *Baltimore Ravens D/ST BAL 8 v HOU 14.00 *Tom Brady QB NWE 10 @PHI 8.64Jay Ajayi RB PHI 10 v NWE 0.00Carlos Hyde RB HOU 10 @BAL 12.50Phillip Lindsay RB DEN 10 @MIN 9.50Tyler Boyd WR CIN 9 @OAK 2.00Antonio Brown WR --- - BYE 0.00A.J. Green WR CIN 9 @OAK 0.00DeVante Parker WR MIA 5 v BUF 23.50Mark Andrews TE BAL 8 v HOU 17.50

Postseason Hate Me - Mike ParkisonPatrick Mahomes QB KAN 12 @LAC 15.18 *Carson Wentz QB PHI 10 v NWE 12.26 *Melvin Gordon RB LAC 12 v KAN 12.00 *Mike Evans WR TAM 7 v NOR 10.90 *Allen Robinson WR CHI 6 @LAR 5.50 *Curtis Samuel WR CAR 7 v ATL 6.50 *Robert Woods WR LAR 9 v CHI 0.00 *Travis Kelce TE KAN 12 @LAC 22.20 *Greg Zuerlein K LAR 9 v CHI 5.80 *Tampa Bay BuccaneersD/ST TAM 7 v NOR -1.00 *Joe Flacco QB DEN 10 @MIN 0.00Aaron Jones RB GNB 11 0.00Alexander Mattison RB MIN 12 v DEN 0.50Danny Amendola WR DET 5 v DAL 8.70Larry Fitzgerald WR ARI 12 @SFO 12.70Vance McDonald TE PIT 7 @CLE 6.30Greg Olsen TE SEA 7 v ATL 10.70Dan Bailey K MIN 12 v DEN 3.00Brett Maher K DAL 8 @DET 9.40

Smegma - Sherman IbarraJosh Allen QB BUF 6 @MIA 33.84 *Deshaun Watson QB HOU 10 @BAL 3.96 *Kenyan Drake RB ARI 12 @SFO 14.00 *Josh Jacobs RB LV 6 v CIN 16.40 *Amari Cooper WR DAL 8 @DET 6.80 *Christian Kirk WR ARI 12 @SFO 10.20 *Michael Thomas WR NOR 9 @TAM 28.40 *O.J. Howard TE TAM 7 v NOR 0.00 *Justin Tucker K BAL 8 v HOU 13.00 *New England Patriots D/ST NWE 10 @PHI 10.00 *Sam Darnold QB NYJ 4 @WAS 25.72Mitch Trubisky QB CHI 6 @LAR 10.00Mark Ingram RB BAL 8 v HOU 23.50Latavius Murray RB NOR 9 @TAM 5.20James White RB NWE 10 @PHI 9.60Darrel Williams RB KAN 12 @LAC 12.30Diontae Johnson WR PIT 7 @CLE 3.70JuJu Smith-Schuster WR PIT 7 @CLE 4.10Jacob Hollister TE SEA 11 0.00Jacoby Brissett QB IND 6 v JAC 15.12 IREvan Engram TE NYG 11 0.00 IR

Tell yo B*tch to make me a Samich! Now Lose Homie - Mr. JonesDak Prescott QB DAL 8 @DET 35.56 *Jameis Winston QB TAM 7 v NOR 17.82 *Ezekiel Elliott RB DAL 8 @DET 19.30 *Todd Gurley RB LAR 9 v CHI 20.30 *Joe Mixon RB CIN 9 @OAK 17.30 *Michael Gallup WR DAL 8 @DET 26.80 *Cooper Kupp WR LAR 9 v CHI 8.30 *Zach Ertz TE PHI 10 v NWE 18.40 *Ka'imi Fairbairn K HOU 10 @BAL 1.00 *Pittsburgh Steelers D/ST PIT 7 @CLE 1.00 *Ryan Fitzpatrick QB MIA 5 v BUF 15.92James Conner RB PIT 7 @CLE 2.60Duke Johnson RB HOU 10 @BAL 6.40Tony Pollard RB DAL 8 @DET 17.60Robby Anderson WR NYJ 4 @WAS 7.60D.K. Metcalf WR SEA 11 0.00Zach Pascal WR IND 6 v JAC 3.70Courtland Sutton WR DEN 10 @MIN 21.82Jonnu Smith TE TEN 11 0.00John Ross WR CIN 9 @OAK 0.00 IRDeebo Samuel WR SFO 4 v ARI 24.40 IR

The Happy Fisherman - John HardinJimmy Garoppolo QB SFO 4 v ARI 33.66 *Le'Veon Bell RB NYJ 4 @WAS 17.20 *Christian McCaffrey RB CAR 7 v ATL 35.10 *David Montgomery RB CHI 6 @LAR 6.00 *Jaylen Samuels RB PIT 7 @CLE 15.50 *Julian Edelman WR NWE 10 @PHI 14.90 *Jarvis Landry WR CLE 7 v PIT 14.30 *Ryan Griffin TE NYJ 4 @WAS 24.90 *Harrison Butker K KAN 12 @LAC 7.10 *Chicago Bears D/ST CHI 6 @LAR 4.00 *Kareem Hunt RB CLE 7 v PIT 11.80Miles Sanders RB PHI 10 v NWE 6.70Jamaal Williams RB GNB 11 0.00A.J. Brown WR TEN 11 0.00Will Fuller WR HOU 10 @BAL 0.00Alshon Jeffery WR PHI 10 v NWE 0.00Hunter Renfrow WR LV 6 v CIN 11.60Noah Fant TE DEN 10 @MIN 10.00Jimmy Graham TE GNB 11 0.00



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The Soulless Gingers - Brad DavisMatt Ryan QB ATL 9 @CAR 19.44 *Dalvin Cook RB MIN 12 v DEN 16.70 *Ronald Jones II RB TAM 7 v NOR 3.40 *Marlon Mack RB IND 6 v JAC 19.90 *Adrian Peterson RB WAS 10 v NYJ 5.00 *Odell Beckham Jr. WR CLE 7 v PIT 10.00 *Sammy Watkins WR KAN 12 @LAC 4.60 *Jason Witten TE DAL 8 @DET 8.30 *Joey Slye K CAR 7 v ATL 3.10 *Kansas City Chiefs D/ST KAN 12 @LAC 10.00 *Saquon Barkley RB NYG 11 0.00Derrick Henry RB TEN 11 0.00Nyheim Hines RB IND 6 v JAC 12.50Dion Lewis RB TEN 11 0.00Marquise Goodwin WR SFO 4 v ARI 1.50Calvin Ridley WR ATL 9 @CAR 31.30Sterling Shepard WR NYG 11 0.00Mason Crosby K GNB 11 0.00Houston Texans D/ST HOU 10 @BAL -3.00

Thielen so high, high - TeeJay HildenbrandKyle Allen QB CAR 7 v ATL 8.70 *Philip Rivers QB LAC 12 v KAN 15.12 *Austin Ekeler RB LAC 12 v KAN 24.20 *Brian Hill RB ATL 9 @CAR 4.80 *Damien Williams RB KAN 12 @LAC 2.30 *Chris Godwin WR TAM 7 v NOR 13.70 *DeAndre Hopkins WR HOU 10 @BAL 15.00 *Gerald Everett TE LAR 9 v CHI 3.00 *Matt Prater K DET 5 v DAL 3.00 *Minnesota Vikings D/ST MIN 12 v DEN 4.00 *Aaron Rodgers QB GNB 11 0.00J.D. McKissic RB DET 5 v DAL 8.30John Brown WR BUF 6 @MIA 37.70Adam Thielen WR MIN 12 v DEN 0.00Mike Williams WR LAC 12 v KAN 9.60Tyrell Williams WR LV 6 v CIN 12.20Darren Fells TE HOU 10 @BAL 2.80Rob Gronkowski TE --- - BYE 0.00Delanie Walker TE TEN 11 0.00Cam Newton QB CAR 7 v ATL 0.00 IRKerryon Johnson RB DET 5 v DAL 0.00 IR

Twinkie Lady Ankles - Rich HildenbrandNick Foles QB JAC 10 @IND 17.84 *Kyler Murray QB ARI 12 @SFO 26.70 *Kalen Ballage RB MIA 5 v BUF 12.70 *Leonard Fournette RB JAC 10 @IND 12.70 *Jamison Crowder WR NYJ 4 @WAS 18.60 *Julio Jones WR ATL 9 @CAR 15.10 *Mohamed Sanu WR NWE 10 @PHI 3.20 *Hunter Henry TE LAC 12 v KAN 14.90 *Matt Gay K TAM 7 v NOR 7.50 *Los Angeles Rams D/ST LAR 9 v CHI 8.00 *Kirk Cousins QB MIN 12 v DEN 25.86Jared Goff QB LAR 9 v CHI 5.22Ryan Tannehill QB TEN 11 0.00Royce Freeman RB DEN 10 @MIN 5.50Jordan Howard RB PHI 10 v NWE 0.00Sony Michel RB NWE 10 @PHI 6.40Darius Slayton WR NYG 11 0.00Austin Hooper TE ATL 9 @CAR 0.00George Kittle TE SFO 4 v ARI 0.00Derrius Guice RB WAS 10 v NYJ 13.90 IRT Y Hilton WR IND 6 v JAC 0.00 IR

You Just Got Bitch Slapped - Jenny StearnsBaker Mayfield QB CLE 7 v PIT 21.82 *Nick Chubb RB CLE 7 v PIT 9.20 *Tarik Cohen RB CHI 6 @LAR 18.40 *LeSean McCoy RB KAN 12 @LAC 15.70 *Cole Beasley WR BUF 6 @MIA 7.80 *Chris Conley WR JAC 10 @IND 11.80 *D.J. Moore WR CAR 7 v ATL 17.50 *T.J. Hockenson TE DET 5 v DAL 1.60 *Wil Lutz K NOR 9 @TAM 11.40 *New Orleans Saints D/ST NOR 9 @TAM 16.00 *Marcus Mariota QB TEN 11 0.00Russell Wilson QB SEA 11 0.00Peyton Barber RB TAM 7 v NOR 9.10Matt Breida RB SFO 4 v ARI 0.00Devonta Freeman RB ATL 9 @CAR 0.00Davante Adams WR GNB 11 0.00Tyler Lockett WR SEA 11 0.00Dede Westbrook WR JAC 10 @IND 7.20San Francisco 49ers D/ST SFO 4 v ARI 13.00Rex Burkhead RB NWE 10 @PHI 6.80 IR



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Week 12Ja Makin Brad Pudding - Brad StearnsDrew Brees QB NOR 9 v CAR 25.44 *Daniel Jones QB NYG 11 @CHI 14.70 *Chris Carson RB SEA 11 @PHI 9.70 *Tevin Coleman RB SFO 4 v GNB 12.90 *Devin Singletary RB BUF 6 v DEN 15.40 *D.J. Chark WR JAC 10 @TEN 10.80 *Kenny Golladay WR DET 5 @WAS 10.10 *Jared Cook TE NOR 9 v CAR 21.90 *Chris Boswell K PIT 7 @CIN 11.70 *Oakland Raiders D/ST OAK 6 @NYJ -1.00 *Mason Rudolph QB PIT 7 @CIN 1.80Matthew Stafford QB DET 5 @WAS 0.00David Johnson RB ARI 12 0.00Brandin Cooks WR LAR 9 v BAL 5.30Stefon Diggs WR MIN 12 0.00Marvin Jones WR DET 5 @WAS 9.60Golden Tate WR NYG 11 @CHI 12.30Eric Ebron TE IND 6 @HOU 8.40Green Bay Packers D/ST GNB 11 @SFO 0.00Chase Edmonds RB ARI 12 0.00 IRChris Thompson RB WAS 10 v DET 0.00 IR

Mahomes is your daddy - David ParkisonDerek Carr QB LV 6 @NYJ 4.18 *Lamar Jackson QB BAL 8 @LAR 36.26 *Alvin Kamara RB NOR 9 v CAR 19.20 *Marquise Brown WR BAL 8 @LAR 21.20 *Tyreek Hill WR KAN 12 0.00 *Emmanuel Sanders WR SFO 4 v GNB 2.50 *Mark Andrews TE BAL 8 @LAR 6.50 *Darren Waller TE LV 6 @NYJ 7.10 *Josh Lambo K JAC 10 @TEN 9.90 *Baltimore Ravens D/ST BAL 8 @LAR 11.00 *Tom Brady QB NWE 10 v DAL 11.60Jay Ajayi RB PHI 10 v SEA 1.60Carlos Hyde RB HOU 10 v IND 6.70Phillip Lindsay RB DEN 10 @BUF 7.80Keenan Allen WR LAC 12 0.00Tyler Boyd WR CIN 9 v PIT 22.10Antonio Brown WR --- - BYE 0.00A.J. Green WR CIN 9 v PIT 0.00DeVante Parker WR MIA 5 @CLE 15.10

Postseason Hate Me - Mike ParkisonCarson Wentz QB PHI 10 v SEA 8.94 *Aaron Jones RB GNB 11 @SFO 3.80 *Danny Amendola WR DET 5 @WAS 5.10 *Mike Evans WR TAM 7 @ATL 9.00 *Allen Robinson WR CHI 6 v NYG 28.10 *Curtis Samuel WR CAR 7 @NOR 5.90 *Robert Woods WR LAR 9 v BAL 15.70 *Vance McDonald TE PIT 7 @CIN 1.10 *Greg Zuerlein K LAR 9 v BAL 7.80 *Tampa Bay BuccaneersD/ST TAM 7 @ATL 16.00 *Joe Flacco QB DEN 10 @BUF 0.00Patrick Mahomes QB KAN 12 0.00Melvin Gordon RB LAC 12 0.00Alexander Mattison RB MIN 12 0.00Larry Fitzgerald WR ARI 12 0.00Ted Ginn Jr. WR NOR 9 v CAR 5.80Travis Kelce TE KAN 12 0.00Greg Olsen TE SEA 7 @NOR 9.40Brett Maher K DAL 8 @NWE 10.60

Smegma - Sherman IbarraJosh Allen QB BUF 6 v DEN 19.00 *Deshaun Watson QB HOU 10 v IND 18.92 *Mark Ingram RB BAL 8 @LAR 27.80 *Josh Jacobs RB LV 6 @NYJ 4.60 *Bo Scarbrough RB DET 5 @WAS 7.80 *Amari Cooper WR DAL 8 @NWE 0.00 *Michael Thomas WR NOR 9 v CAR 31.10 *Jacob Hollister TE SEA 11 @PHI 4.20 *Justin Tucker K BAL 8 @LAR 9.40 *New England Patriots D/ST NWE 10 v DAL 8.00 *Sam Darnold QB NYJ 4 v OAK 31.20Kenyan Drake RB ARI 12 0.00Gus Edwards RB BAL 8 @LAR 5.50Latavius Murray RB NOR 9 v CAR 12.40James White RB NWE 10 v DAL 1.50Jordan Wilkins RB IND 6 @HOU 0.00Randall Cobb WR DAL 8 @NWE 12.60Christian Kirk WR ARI 12 0.00JuJu Smith-Schuster WR PIT 7 @CIN 0.00Jacoby Brissett QB IND 6 @HOU 13.16 IREvan Engram TE NYG 11 @CHI 0.00 IR

Tell yo B*tch to make me a Samich! Now Lose Homie - Mr. JonesDak Prescott QB DAL 8 @NWE 6.88 *Jameis Winston QB TAM 7 @ATL 27.32 *Ezekiel Elliott RB DAL 8 @NWE 16.60 *Todd Gurley RB LAR 9 v BAL 5.20 *Joe Mixon RB CIN 9 v PIT 7.90 *Michael Gallup WR DAL 8 @NWE 9.50 *Cooper Kupp WR LAR 9 v BAL 9.50 *Zach Ertz TE PHI 10 v SEA 29.10 *Ka'imi Fairbairn K HOU 10 v IND 9.10 *Pittsburgh Steelers D/ST PIT 7 @CIN 11.00 *Ryan Fitzpatrick QB MIA 5 @CLE 23.06James Conner RB PIT 7 @CIN 0.00Duke Johnson RB HOU 10 v IND 4.00Tony Pollard RB DAL 8 @NWE 5.80Robby Anderson WR NYJ 4 v OAK 18.60D.K. Metcalf WR SEA 11 @PHI 6.50Zach Pascal WR IND 6 @HOU 0.00Courtland Sutton WR DEN 10 @BUF 3.70Jonnu Smith TE TEN 11 v JAC 0.40John Ross WR CIN 9 v PIT 0.00 IRDeebo Samuel WR SFO 4 v GNB 13.00 IR

The Happy Fisherman - John HardinJeff Driskel QB DET 5 @WAS 12.58 *Jimmy Garoppolo QB SFO 4 v GNB 18.22 *Le'Veon Bell RB NYJ 4 v OAK 15.80 *Christian McCaffrey RB CAR 7 @NOR 34.30 *Jaylen Samuels RB PIT 7 @CIN 6.20 *Julian Edelman WR NWE 10 v DAL 17.30 *Jarvis Landry WR CLE 7 v MIA 41.80 *Ryan Griffin TE NYJ 4 v OAK 10.30 *Brandon McManus K DEN 10 @BUF 4.50 *Chicago Bears D/ST CHI 6 v NYG 4.00 *Kareem Hunt RB CLE 7 v MIA 12.60David Montgomery RB CHI 6 v NYG 5.10Miles Sanders RB PHI 10 v SEA 11.60Jamaal Williams RB GNB 11 @SFO 15.00A.J. Brown WR TEN 11 v JAC 26.50Will Fuller WR HOU 10 v IND 24.00Alshon Jeffery WR PHI 10 v SEA 0.00Hunter Renfrow WR LV 6 @NYJ 6.10Harrison Butker K KAN 12 0.00



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The Soulless Gingers - Brad DavisMatt Ryan QB ATL 9 v TAM 7.64 *Saquon Barkley RB NYG 11 @CHI 8.00 *Ronald Jones II RB TAM 7 @ATL 15.70 *Marlon Mack RB IND 6 @HOU 0.00 *Adrian Peterson RB WAS 10 v DET 5.90 *Odell Beckham Jr. WR CLE 7 v MIA 20.40 *Calvin Ridley WR ATL 9 v TAM 22.00 *Jason Witten TE DAL 8 @NWE 1.50 *Joey Slye K CAR 7 @NOR 10.30 *Houston Texans D/ST HOU 10 v IND 1.00 *Dalvin Cook RB MIN 12 0.00Derrick Henry RB TEN 11 v JAC 32.50Nyheim Hines RB IND 6 @HOU 8.10Dion Lewis RB TEN 11 v JAC 5.50Marquise Goodwin WR SFO 4 v GNB 0.00Sterling Shepard WR NYG 11 @CHI 8.70Sammy Watkins WR KAN 12 0.00Mason Crosby K GNB 11 @SFO 0.00Kansas City Chiefs D/ST KAN 12 0.00

Thielen so high, high - TeeJay HildenbrandKyle Allen QB CAR 7 @NOR 23.14 *Aaron Rodgers QB GNB 11 @SFO 9.46 *Brian Hill RB ATL 9 v TAM 5.70 *John Brown WR BUF 6 v DEN 11.90 *Chris Godwin WR TAM 7 @ATL 41.40 *DeAndre Hopkins WR HOU 10 v IND 27.40 *Tyrell Williams WR LV 6 @NYJ 3.80 *Darren Fells TE HOU 10 v IND 3.40 *Younghoe Koo K ATL 9 v TAM 11.80 *Buffalo Bills D/ST BUF 6 v DEN 13.00 *Philip Rivers QB LAC 12 0.00Austin Ekeler RB LAC 12 0.00J.D. McKissic RB DET 5 @WAS 4.00Damien Williams RB KAN 12 0.00Adam Thielen WR MIN 12 0.00Gerald Everett TE LAR 9 v BAL 4.30Kyle Rudolph TE MIN 12 0.00Matt Prater K DET 5 @WAS 11.90Minnesota Vikings D/ST MIN 12 0.00Cam Newton QB CAR 7 @NOR 0.00 IRKerryon Johnson RB DET 5 @WAS 0.00 IR

Twinkie Lady Ankles - Rich HildenbrandNick Foles QB JAC 10 @TEN 14.88 *Ryan Tannehill QB TEN 11 v JAC 32.36 *Leonard Fournette RB JAC 10 @TEN 36.90 *Sony Michel RB NWE 10 v DAL 8.50 *Jamison Crowder WR NYJ 4 v OAK 3.80 *T Y Hilton WR IND 6 @HOU 4.80 *Julio Jones WR ATL 9 v TAM 11.80 *George Kittle TE SFO 4 v GNB 27.90 *Matt Gay K TAM 7 @ATL 5.20 *Cleveland Browns D/ST CLE 7 v MIA 8.00 *Kirk Cousins QB MIN 12 0.00Jared Goff QB LAR 9 v BAL 4.48Kyler Murray QB ARI 12 0.00Jordan Howard RB PHI 10 v SEA 0.00Jonathan Williams RB IND 6 @HOU 24.10Mecole Hardman WR KAN 12 0.00Hunter Henry TE LAC 12 0.00Austin Hooper TE ATL 9 v TAM 0.00Los Angeles Rams D/ST LAR 9 v BAL -2.00Derrius Guice RB WAS 10 v DET 4.80 IRMohamed Sanu WR NWE 10 v DAL 0.00 IR

You Just Got Bitch Slapped - Jenny StearnsBaker Mayfield QB CLE 7 v MIA 26.58 *Russell Wilson QB SEA 11 @PHI 9.50 *Nick Chubb RB CLE 7 v MIA 28.40 *Tarik Cohen RB CHI 6 v NYG 12.40 *Davante Adams WR GNB 11 @SFO 19.30 *Tyler Lockett WR SEA 11 @PHI 4.80 *D.J. Moore WR CAR 7 @NOR 34.40 *T.J. Hockenson TE DET 5 @WAS 0.00 *Wil Lutz K NOR 9 v CAR 11.40 *New Orleans Saints D/ST NOR 9 v CAR 4.00 *Marcus Mariota QB TEN 11 v JAC 0.00Peyton Barber RB TAM 7 @ATL 3.20Matt Breida RB SFO 4 v GNB 0.00Devonta Freeman RB ATL 9 v TAM 0.00LeSean McCoy RB KAN 12 0.00Cole Beasley WR BUF 6 v DEN 19.60Chris Conley WR JAC 10 @TEN 8.90Dede Westbrook WR JAC 10 @TEN 14.90San Francisco 49ers D/ST SFO 4 v GNB 10.00Rex Burkhead RB NWE 10 v DAL 3.70 IR



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Week 13Ja Makin Brad Pudding - Brad StearnsDrew Brees QB NOR 9 @ATL 11.36 *Chris Carson RB SEA 11 v MIN 20.90 *Tevin Coleman RB SFO 4 @BAL 2.50 *David Johnson RB ARI 12 v LAR 4.40 *Devin Singletary RB BUF 6 @DAL 19.10 *D.J. Chark WR JAC 10 v TAM 6.70 *Kenny Golladay WR DET 5 v CHI 29.80 *Jared Cook TE NOR 9 @ATL 11.50 *Chris Boswell K PIT 7 v CLE 8.90 *Oakland Raiders D/ST OAK 6 @KAN -2.00 *Daniel Jones QB NYG 11 v GNB 8.20Mason Rudolph QB PIT 7 v CLE 0.00Matthew Stafford QB DET 5 v CHI 0.00Brandin Cooks WR LAR 9 @ARI 4.40Stefon Diggs WR MIN 12 @SEA 9.20Marvin Jones WR DET 5 v CHI 13.00Golden Tate WR NYG 11 v GNB 0.00Eric Ebron TE IND 6 v TEN 0.00Green Bay Packers D/ST GNB 11 @NYG 7.00Chase Edmonds RB ARI 12 v LAR 0.00 IRChris Thompson RB WAS 10 @CAR 3.90 IR

Mahomes is your daddy - David ParkisonLamar Jackson QB BAL 8 v SFO 25.30 *Alvin Kamara RB NOR 9 @ATL 12.40 *Phillip Lindsay RB DEN 10 v LAC 9.20 *Keenan Allen WR LAC 12 @DEN 18.80 *Tyler Boyd WR CIN 9 v NYJ 16.90 *Tyreek Hill WR KAN 12 v OAK 10.50 *DeVante Parker WR MIA 5 v PHI 38.90 *Mark Andrews TE BAL 8 v SFO 14.00 *Josh Lambo K JAC 10 v TAM 5.30 *Baltimore Ravens D/ST BAL 8 v SFO 7.00 *Tom Brady QB NWE 10 @HOU 27.34Derek Carr QB LV 6 @KAN 9.58Jay Ajayi RB PHI 10 @MIA 0.90Carlos Hyde RB HOU 10 v NWE 3.20Antonio Brown WR --- - BYE 0.00Marquise Brown WR BAL 8 v SFO 1.10A.J. Green WR CIN 9 v NYJ 0.00Emmanuel Sanders WR SFO 4 @BAL 8.10Darren Waller TE LV 6 @KAN 20.00

Postseason Hate Me - Mike ParkisonPatrick Mahomes QB KAN 12 v OAK 19.50 *Carson Wentz QB PHI 10 @MIA 27.40 *Melvin Gordon RB LAC 12 @DEN 13.00 *Aaron Jones RB GNB 11 @NYG 7.10 *Mike Evans WR TAM 7 @JAC 9.30 *Allen Robinson WR CHI 6 @DET 22.60 *Robert Woods WR LAR 9 @ARI 36.20 *Travis Kelce TE KAN 12 v OAK 14.00 *Greg Zuerlein K LAR 9 @ARI 10.30 *Tampa Bay BuccaneersD/ST TAM 7 @JAC 20.00 *Joe Flacco QB DEN 10 v LAC 0.00Alexander Mattison RB MIN 12 @SEA 11.30Danny Amendola WR DET 5 v CHI 6.20Larry Fitzgerald WR ARI 12 v LAR 11.60Ted Ginn Jr. WR NOR 9 @ATL 0.00Curtis Samuel WR CAR 7 v WAS 16.50Vance McDonald TE PIT 7 v CLE 5.10Greg Olsen TE SEA 7 v WAS 5.20Brett Maher K DAL 8 v BUF 1.00

Smegma - Sherman IbarraSam Darnold QB NYJ 4 @CIN 10.46 *Deshaun Watson QB HOU 10 v NWE 28.96 *Mark Ingram RB BAL 8 v SFO 8.20 *Josh Jacobs RB LV 6 @KAN 13.40 *Amari Cooper WR DAL 8 v BUF 16.50 *Christian Kirk WR ARI 12 v LAR 5.30 *Michael Thomas WR NOR 9 @ATL 10.80 *Jacob Hollister TE SEA 11 v MIN 10.40 *Justin Tucker K BAL 8 v SFO 9.90 *New England Patriots D/ST NWE 10 @HOU 2.00 *Josh Allen QB BUF 6 @DAL 23.54Kenyan Drake RB ARI 12 v LAR 7.10Gus Edwards RB BAL 8 v SFO 3.20Latavius Murray RB NOR 9 @ATL 0.20Bo Scarbrough RB DET 5 v CHI 8.30James White RB NWE 10 @HOU 37.70Darrel Williams RB KAN 12 v OAK 8.60Randall Cobb WR DAL 8 v BUF 8.30JuJu Smith-Schuster WR PIT 7 v CLE 0.00Jacoby Brissett QB IND 6 v TEN 15.76 IREvan Engram TE NYG 11 v GNB 0.00 IR

Tell yo B*tch to make me a Samich! Now Lose Homie - Mr. JonesDak Prescott QB DAL 8 v BUF 25.70 *Jameis Winston QB TAM 7 @JAC 10.72 *Ezekiel Elliott RB DAL 8 v BUF 20.70 *Todd Gurley RB LAR 9 @ARI 18.50 *Joe Mixon RB CIN 9 v NYJ 17.00 *Cooper Kupp WR LAR 9 @ARI 18.50 *Courtland Sutton WR DEN 10 v LAC 23.40 *Zach Ertz TE PHI 10 @MIA 5.40 *Ka'imi Fairbairn K HOU 10 v NWE 4.00 *Pittsburgh Steelers D/ST PIT 7 v CLE 10.00 *Ryan Fitzpatrick QB MIA 5 v PHI 29.80James Conner RB PIT 7 v CLE 0.00Duke Johnson RB HOU 10 v NWE 20.00Tony Pollard RB DAL 8 v BUF 0.70Robby Anderson WR NYJ 4 @CIN 20.10Michael Gallup WR DAL 8 v BUF 9.30D.K. Metcalf WR SEA 11 v MIN 11.50Zach Pascal WR IND 6 v TEN 20.90Jonnu Smith TE TEN 11 @IND 2.00John Ross WR CIN 9 v NYJ 0.00 IRDeebo Samuel WR SFO 4 @BAL 14.10 IR

The Happy Fisherman - John HardinJimmy Garoppolo QB SFO 4 @BAL 9.10 *Le'Veon Bell RB NYJ 4 @CIN 10.70 *Christian McCaffrey RB CAR 7 v WAS 17.20 *David Montgomery RB CHI 6 @DET 16.70 *A.J. Brown WR TEN 11 @IND 7.50 *Julian Edelman WR NWE 10 @HOU 25.60 *Jarvis Landry WR CLE 7 @PIT 13.60 *Ryan Griffin TE NYJ 4 @CIN 8.00 *Harrison Butker K KAN 12 v OAK 10.00 *Chicago Bears D/ST CHI 6 @DET 4.00 *Andy Dalton QB CIN 9 v NYJ 13.72Jeff Driskel QB DET 5 v CHI 0.00Kareem Hunt RB CLE 7 @PIT 17.50Rashaad Penny RB SEA 11 v MIN 26.70Miles Sanders RB PHI 10 @MIA 21.50Benny Snell Jr. RB PIT 7 v CLE 13.70Will Fuller WR HOU 10 v NWE 1.80Alshon Jeffery WR PHI 10 @MIA 31.70Hunter Renfrow WR LV 6 @KAN 0.00



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The Soulless Gingers - Brad DavisMatt Ryan QB ATL 9 v NOR 19.58 *Saquon Barkley RB NYG 11 v GNB 14.50 *Ronald Jones II RB TAM 7 @JAC 0.80 *Marlon Mack RB IND 6 v TEN 0.00 *Adrian Peterson RB WAS 10 @CAR 15.90 *Odell Beckham Jr. WR CLE 7 @PIT 5.90 *Calvin Ridley WR ATL 9 v NOR 17.10 *Jason Witten TE DAL 8 v BUF 18.20 *Joey Slye K CAR 7 v WAS 3.00 *Houston Texans D/ST HOU 10 v NWE 5.00 *Dalvin Cook RB MIN 12 @SEA 13.40Derrick Henry RB TEN 11 @IND 26.60Nyheim Hines RB IND 6 v TEN 12.00Dion Lewis RB TEN 11 @IND 1.90Marquise Goodwin WR SFO 4 @BAL 0.00Sterling Shepard WR NYG 11 v GNB 13.00Sammy Watkins WR KAN 12 v OAK 0.00Mason Crosby K GNB 11 @NYG 8.70Kansas City Chiefs D/ST KAN 12 v OAK 20.00

Thielen so high, high - TeeJay HildenbrandKyle Allen QB CAR 7 v WAS 23.32 *Aaron Rodgers QB GNB 11 @NYG 28.12 *Austin Ekeler RB LAC 12 @DEN 16.70 *John Brown WR BUF 6 @DAL 10.72 *Chris Godwin WR TAM 7 @JAC 9.00 *DeAndre Hopkins WR HOU 10 v NWE 15.64 *Olabisi Johnson WR MIN 12 @SEA 1.10 *Kyle Rudolph TE MIN 12 @SEA 15.00 *Younghoe Koo K ATL 9 v NOR 8.80 *Carolina Panthers D/ST CAR 7 v WAS 6.00 *Philip Rivers QB LAC 12 @DEN 16.60J.D. McKissic RB DET 5 v CHI 5.40Damien Williams RB KAN 12 v OAK 0.00Adam Thielen WR MIN 12 @SEA 0.00Tyrell Williams WR LV 6 @KAN 1.90Gerald Everett TE LAR 9 @ARI 0.00Darren Fells TE HOU 10 v NWE 10.30Matt Prater K DET 5 v CHI 8.00Minnesota Vikings D/ST MIN 12 @SEA 9.00Cam Newton QB CAR 7 v WAS 0.00 IRKerryon Johnson RB DET 5 v CHI 0.00 IR

Twinkie Lady Ankles - Rich HildenbrandKirk Cousins QB MIN 12 @SEA 17.04 *Jared Goff QB LAR 9 @ARI 28.96 *Leonard Fournette RB JAC 10 v TAM 18.10 *Jonathan Williams RB IND 6 v TEN 3.50 *Julio Jones WR ATL 9 v NOR 0.00 *Terry McLaurin WR WAS 10 @CAR 2.80 *Hunter Henry TE LAC 12 @DEN 3.00 *George Kittle TE SFO 4 @BAL 3.70 *Matt Gay K TAM 7 @JAC 8.70 *Philadelphia Eagles D/ST PHI 10 @MIA 2.00 *Kyler Murray QB ARI 12 v LAR 13.32Ryan Tannehill QB TEN 11 @IND 13.78Jordan Howard RB PHI 10 @MIA 0.00Sony Michel RB NWE 10 @HOU 4.50Jamison Crowder WR NYJ 4 @CIN 2.80Mecole Hardman WR KAN 12 v OAK 0.90T Y Hilton WR IND 6 v TEN 0.00Austin Hooper TE ATL 9 v NOR 0.00Los Angeles Chargers D/ST LAC 12 @DEN 2.00Derrius Guice RB WAS 10 @CAR 30.70 IRMohamed Sanu WR NWE 10 @HOU 4.40 IR

You Just Got Bitch Slapped - Jenny StearnsRussell Wilson QB SEA 11 v MIN 16.90 *Nick Chubb RB CLE 7 @PIT 8.90 *Tarik Cohen RB CHI 6 @DET 7.50 *LeSean McCoy RB KAN 12 v OAK 12.00 *Jamaal Williams RB GNB 11 @NYG 10.70 *Davante Adams WR GNB 11 @NYG 24.40 *Tyler Lockett WR SEA 11 v MIN 0.00 *Dallas Goedert TE PHI 10 @MIA 12.60 *Wil Lutz K NOR 9 @ATL 18.40 *New Orleans Saints D/ST NOR 9 @ATL 15.00 *Marcus Mariota QB TEN 11 @IND 0.00Baker Mayfield QB CLE 7 @PIT 8.04Peyton Barber RB TAM 7 @JAC 18.40Devonta Freeman RB ATL 9 v NOR 10.40Cole Beasley WR BUF 6 @DAL 26.00Chris Conley WR JAC 10 v TAM 9.70D.J. Moore WR CAR 7 v WAS 19.50Dede Westbrook WR JAC 10 v TAM 19.00San Francisco 49ers D/ST SFO 4 @BAL 3.00Matt Breida RB SFO 4 @BAL 0.00 IRRex Burkhead RB NWE 10 @HOU 1.50 IR



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Week 14Ja Makin Brad Pudding - Brad StearnsDrew Brees QB NOR 9 v SFO 43.06 *Chris Carson RB SEA 11 @LAR 12.10 *Stefon Diggs WR MIN 12 v DET 15.20 *Kenny Golladay WR DET 5 @MIN 17.80 *Jared Cook TE NOR 9 v SFO 20.40 *Mike Gesicki TE MIA 5 @NYJ 1.60 *Tyler Higbee TE LAR 9 v SEA 21.60 *O.J. Howard TE TAM 7 v IND 11.30 *Chris Boswell K PIT 7 @ARI 11.70 *Oakland Raiders D/ST OAK 6 v TEN -1.00 *Daniel Jones QB NYG 11 @PHI 0.00Mason Rudolph QB PIT 7 @ARI 0.00David Johnson RB ARI 12 v PIT 13.30Devin Singletary RB BUF 6 v BAL 17.80D.J. Chark WR JAC 10 v LAC 16.50Brandin Cooks WR LAR 9 v SEA 0.00Marvin Jones WR DET 5 @MIN 6.80Golden Tate WR NYG 11 @PHI 2.10Noah Fant TE DEN 10 @HOU 24.30Chase Edmonds RB ARI 12 v PIT 0.90 IRChris Thompson RB WAS 10 @GNB 11.30 IR

Mahomes is your daddy - David ParkisonTom Brady QB NWE 10 v KAN 10.76 *Lamar Jackson QB BAL 8 @BUF 19.80 *Alvin Kamara RB NOR 9 v SFO 6.30 *Keenan Allen WR LAC 12 @JAC 13.30 *Marquise Brown WR BAL 8 @BUF 3.00 *Tyreek Hill WR KAN 12 @NWE 13.00 *DeVante Parker WR MIA 5 @NYJ 4.80 *Mark Andrews TE BAL 8 @BUF 2.40 *Josh Lambo K JAC 10 v LAC 4.00 *Baltimore Ravens D/ST BAL 8 @BUF 8.00 *Derek Carr QB LV 6 v TEN 20.18Jay Ajayi RB PHI 10 v NYG 0.50Carlos Hyde RB HOU 10 v DEN 9.80Phillip Lindsay RB DEN 10 @HOU 13.50Tyler Boyd WR CIN 9 @CLE 13.20Antonio Brown WR --- - BYE 0.00A.J. Green WR CIN 9 @CLE 0.00Emmanuel Sanders WR SFO 4 @NOR 38.10Darren Waller TE LV 6 v TEN 11.20

Postseason Hate Me - Mike ParkisonPatrick Mahomes QB KAN 12 @NWE 13.92 *Carson Wentz QB PHI 10 v NYG 22.90 *Melvin Gordon RB LAC 12 @JAC 19.40 *Aaron Jones RB GNB 11 v WAS 34.20 *Mike Evans WR TAM 7 v IND 13.10 *Allen Robinson WR CHI 6 v DAL 21.80 *Robert Woods WR LAR 9 v SEA 25.70 *Travis Kelce TE KAN 12 @NWE 18.00 *Greg Zuerlein K LAR 9 v SEA 4.00 *Tampa Bay BuccaneersD/ST TAM 7 v IND 1.00 *Joe Flacco QB DEN 10 @HOU 0.00Alexander Mattison RB MIN 12 v DET 8.40Danny Amendola WR DET 5 @MIN 8.40Larry Fitzgerald WR ARI 12 v PIT 5.00Ted Ginn Jr. WR NOR 9 v SFO 9.00Curtis Samuel WR CAR 7 @ATL 6.20Vance McDonald TE PIT 7 @ARI 1.30Greg Olsen TE SEA 7 @ATL 0.00Brett Maher K DAL 8 @CHI 6.10

Smegma - Sherman IbarraSam Darnold QB NYJ 4 v MIA 17.10 *Deshaun Watson QB HOU 10 v DEN 28.08 *Mark Ingram RB BAL 8 @BUF 10.90 *James White RB NWE 10 v KAN 12.40 *Amari Cooper WR DAL 8 @CHI 20.30 *Christian Kirk WR ARI 12 v PIT 16.90 *Michael Thomas WR NOR 9 v SFO 35.40 *Jacob Hollister TE SEA 11 @LAR 7.40 *Justin Tucker K BAL 8 @BUF 6.60 *New England Patriots D/ST NWE 10 v KAN 8.00 *Josh Allen QB BUF 6 v BAL 10.74Gardner Minshew II QB JAC 10 v LAC 13.58Kenyan Drake RB ARI 12 v PIT 9.70Gus Edwards RB BAL 8 @BUF 2.00Josh Jacobs RB LV 6 v TEN 0.00Latavius Murray RB NOR 9 v SFO 11.40Bo Scarbrough RB DET 5 @MIN 8.00Darwin Thompson RB KAN 12 @NWE 8.30JuJu Smith-Schuster WR PIT 7 @ARI 0.00Jacoby Brissett QB IND 6 @TAM 22.64 IREvan Engram TE NYG 11 @PHI 0.00 IR

Tell yo B*tch to make me a Samich! Now Lose Homie - Mr. JonesDak Prescott QB DAL 8 @CHI 20.46 *Jameis Winston QB TAM 7 v IND 38.74 *Ezekiel Elliott RB DAL 8 @CHI 23.30 *Todd Gurley RB LAR 9 v SEA 21.30 *Joe Mixon RB CIN 9 @CLE 30.60 *Cooper Kupp WR LAR 9 v SEA 14.50 *Courtland Sutton WR DEN 10 @HOU 8.40 *Zach Ertz TE PHI 10 v NYG 30.10 *Ka'imi Fairbairn K HOU 10 v DEN 8.40 *Pittsburgh Steelers D/ST PIT 7 @ARI 17.00 *Ryan Fitzpatrick QB MIA 5 @NYJ 14.30James Conner RB PIT 7 @ARI 0.00Duke Johnson RB HOU 10 v DEN 10.50Robby Anderson WR NYJ 4 v MIA 28.10Michael Gallup WR DAL 8 @CHI 19.90D.K. Metcalf WR SEA 11 @LAR 13.80Zach Pascal WR IND 6 @TAM 20.40Jack Doyle TE IND 6 @TAM 4.70Jonnu Smith TE TEN 11 @OAK 11.90John Ross WR CIN 9 @CLE 4.80 IRDeebo Samuel WR SFO 4 @NOR 15.90 IR

The Happy Fisherman - John HardinJimmy Garoppolo QB SFO 4 @NOR 31.06 *Christian McCaffrey RB CAR 7 @ATL 26.50 *Rashaad Penny RB SEA 11 @LAR 2.60 *Miles Sanders RB PHI 10 v NYG 10.90 *Julian Edelman WR NWE 10 v KAN 24.30 *Alshon Jeffery WR PHI 10 v NYG 0.00 *Jarvis Landry WR CLE 7 v CIN 11.60 *Ryan Griffin TE NYJ 4 v MIA 1.80 *Harrison Butker K KAN 12 @NWE 14.00 *Chicago Bears D/ST CHI 6 v DAL 2.00 *Andy Dalton QB CIN 9 @CLE 9.58Le'Veon Bell RB NYJ 4 v MIA 0.00Kareem Hunt RB CLE 7 v CIN 14.80David Montgomery RB CHI 6 v DAL 6.60Benny Snell Jr. RB PIT 7 @ARI 2.10A.J. Brown WR TEN 11 @OAK 37.60Will Fuller WR HOU 10 v DEN 0.00James Washington WR PIT 7 @ARI 7.30New York Jets D/ST NYJ 4 v MIA 4.00



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The Soulless Gingers - Brad DavisMatt Ryan QB ATL 9 v CAR 24.32 *Saquon Barkley RB NYG 11 @PHI 9.70 *Dalvin Cook RB MIN 12 v DET 15.50 *Ronald Jones II RB TAM 7 v IND 9.90 *Adrian Peterson RB WAS 10 @GNB 13.60 *Odell Beckham Jr. WR CLE 7 v CIN 5.90 *Calvin Ridley WR ATL 9 v CAR 18.60 *Jason Witten TE DAL 8 @CHI 8.70 *Joey Slye K CAR 7 @ATL 10.80 *Houston Texans D/ST HOU 10 v DEN 0.00 *Derrick Henry RB TEN 11 @OAK 26.90Nyheim Hines RB IND 6 @TAM 4.50Dion Lewis RB TEN 11 @OAK 4.10Marlon Mack RB IND 6 @TAM 9.80Marquise Goodwin WR SFO 4 @NOR 0.00Sterling Shepard WR NYG 11 @PHI 7.60Sammy Watkins WR KAN 12 @NWE 9.00Mason Crosby K GNB 11 v WAS 8.50Kansas City Chiefs D/ST KAN 12 @NWE 8.00

Thielen so high, high - TeeJay HildenbrandKyle Allen QB CAR 7 @ATL 18.12 *Aaron Rodgers QB GNB 11 v WAS 11.40 *Austin Ekeler RB LAC 12 @JAC 37.30 *John Brown WR BUF 6 v BAL 5.60 *Chris Godwin WR TAM 7 v IND 16.10 *DeAndre Hopkins WR HOU 10 v DEN 29.20 *Tyrell Williams WR LV 6 v TEN 6.50 *Kyle Rudolph TE MIN 12 v DET 3.10 *Younghoe Koo K ATL 9 v CAR 19.20 *Tennessee Titans D/ST TEN 11 @OAK 10.00 *Philip Rivers QB LAC 12 @JAC 27.56J.D. McKissic RB DET 5 @MIN 5.80Damien Williams RB KAN 12 @NWE 0.00Olabisi Johnson WR MIN 12 v DET 7.90Adam Thielen WR MIN 12 v DET 0.00Gerald Everett TE LAR 9 v SEA 0.00Darren Fells TE HOU 10 v DEN 2.20Matt Prater K DET 5 @MIN 1.00Minnesota Vikings D/ST MIN 12 v DET 12.00Cam Newton QB CAR 7 @ATL 0.00 IRKerryon Johnson RB DET 5 @MIN 0.00 IR

Twinkie Lady Ankles - Rich HildenbrandJared Goff QB LAR 9 v SEA 16.12 *Ryan Tannehill QB TEN 11 @OAK 30.54 *Leonard Fournette RB JAC 10 v LAC 9.30 *Jamison Crowder WR NYJ 4 v MIA 5.90 *Julio Jones WR ATL 9 v CAR 11.60 *Hunter Henry TE LAC 12 @JAC 11.90 *Austin Hooper TE ATL 9 v CAR 5.20 *George Kittle TE SFO 4 @NOR 18.70 *Matt Gay K TAM 7 v IND 9.40 *Los Angeles Chargers D/ST LAC 12 @JAC 5.00 *Kirk Cousins QB MIN 12 v DET 13.68Kyler Murray QB ARI 12 v PIT 9.96Derrius Guice RB WAS 10 @GNB 4.20Sony Michel RB NWE 10 v KAN 1.90Raheem Mostert RB SFO 4 @NOR 24.90Bilal Powell RB NYJ 4 v MIA 10.80Mecole Hardman WR KAN 12 @NWE 11.80T Y Hilton WR IND 6 @TAM 0.00Mike Williams WR LAC 12 @JAC 14.30Mohamed Sanu WR NWE 10 v KAN 2.30 IR

You Just Got Bitch Slapped - Jenny StearnsRussell Wilson QB SEA 11 @LAR 10.60 *Nick Chubb RB CLE 7 v CIN 15.70 *Tarik Cohen RB CHI 6 v DAL 9.10 *LeSean McCoy RB KAN 12 @NWE 5.30 *Jamaal Williams RB GNB 11 v WAS 2.40 *Davante Adams WR GNB 11 v WAS 8.10 *Tyler Lockett WR SEA 11 @LAR 8.30 *Dallas Goedert TE PHI 10 v NYG 7.10 *Wil Lutz K NOR 9 v SFO 14.30 *New Orleans Saints D/ST NOR 9 v SFO 0.00 *Marcus Mariota QB TEN 11 @OAK 0.00Baker Mayfield QB CLE 7 v CIN 10.98Peyton Barber RB TAM 7 v IND 7.30Devonta Freeman RB ATL 9 v CAR 19.40Cole Beasley WR BUF 6 v BAL 14.90Chris Conley WR JAC 10 v LAC 1.70D.J. Moore WR CAR 7 @ATL 12.10Dede Westbrook WR JAC 10 v LAC 8.50San Francisco 49ers D/ST SFO 4 @NOR -3.00Matt Breida RB SFO 4 @NOR 6.80 IRRex Burkhead RB NWE 10 v KAN 1.50 IR



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Playoff Week 1Ja Makin Brad Pudding - Brad StearnsDrew Brees QB NOR 9 v IND 31.28 *Chris Carson RB SEA 11 @CAR 29.70 *Devin Singletary RB BUF 6 @PIT 8.90 *Stefon Diggs WR MIN 12 @LAC 12.00 *Kenny Golladay WR DET 5 v TAM 7.40 *Golden Tate WR NYG 11 v MIA 12.10 *Jared Cook TE NOR 9 v IND 9.40 *Tyler Higbee TE LAR 9 @DAL 28.10 *Chris Boswell K PIT 7 v BUF 5.90 *Oakland Raiders D/ST OAK 6 v JAC 2.00 *Daniel Jones QB NYG 11 v MIA 0.00Mason Rudolph QB PIT 7 v BUF 0.00David Johnson RB ARI 12 v CLE 0.60D.J. Chark WR JAC 10 @OAK 0.00Brandin Cooks WR LAR 9 @DAL 8.60Marvin Jones WR DET 5 v TAM 0.00Noah Fant TE DEN 10 @KAN 7.60Mike Gesicki TE MIA 5 @NYG 8.70O.J. Howard TE TAM 7 @DET 8.60Chase Edmonds RB ARI 12 v CLE 0.00 IRChris Thompson RB WAS 10 v PHI 4.60 IR

Mahomes is your daddy - David ParkisonTom Brady QB NWE 10 @CIN 13.12 *Lamar Jackson QB BAL 8 v NYJ 37.08 *Alvin Kamara RB NOR 9 v IND 13.90 *Keenan Allen WR LAC 12 v MIN 18.90 *Marquise Brown WR BAL 8 v NYJ 14.50 *Tyreek Hill WR KAN 12 v DEN 23.80 *Emmanuel Sanders WR SFO 4 v ATL 2.90 *Darren Waller TE LV 6 v JAC 23.20 *Josh Lambo K JAC 10 @OAK 9.30 *Baltimore Ravens D/ST BAL 8 v NYJ 8.00 *Derek Carr QB LV 6 v JAC 15.88Carlos Hyde RB HOU 10 @TEN 19.40Phillip Lindsay RB DEN 10 @KAN 3.20Tyler Boyd WR CIN 9 v NWE 5.60Antonio Brown WR --- - BYE 0.00A.J. Green WR CIN 9 v NWE 0.00DeVante Parker WR MIA 5 @NYG 23.20Breshad Perriman WR TAM 7 @DET 37.60Mark Andrews TE BAL 8 v NYJ 15.20

Postseason Hate Me - Mike ParkisonPatrick Mahomes QB KAN 12 v DEN 25.70 *Carson Wentz QB PHI 10 @WAS 21.54 *Melvin Gordon RB LAC 12 v MIN 7.40 *Aaron Jones RB GNB 11 v CHI 17.10 *Mike Evans WR TAM 7 @DET 0.00 *Allen Robinson WR CHI 6 @GNB 22.50 *Robert Woods WR LAR 9 @DAL 5.70 *Travis Kelce TE KAN 12 v DEN 30.20 *Greg Zuerlein K LAR 9 @DAL 1.00 *Tampa Bay BuccaneersD/ST TAM 7 @DET 14.00 *Joe Flacco QB DEN 10 @KAN 0.00Alexander Mattison RB MIN 12 @LAC 0.00Danny Amendola WR DET 5 v TAM 21.20Larry Fitzgerald WR ARI 12 v CLE 7.20Ted Ginn Jr. WR NOR 9 v IND 2.30Curtis Samuel WR CAR 7 v SEA 16.40Vance McDonald TE PIT 7 v BUF 0.00Greg Olsen TE SEA 7 v SEA 0.00Brett Maher K DAL 8 v LAR 0.00

Smegma - Sherman IbarraJacoby Brissett QB IND 6 @NOR 7.30 *Deshaun Watson QB HOU 10 @TEN 16.92 *Mark Ingram RB BAL 8 v NYJ 23.60 *Josh Jacobs RB LV 6 v JAC 12.90 *Amari Cooper WR DAL 8 v LAR 2.90 *Christian Kirk WR ARI 12 v CLE 10.10 *Michael Thomas WR NOR 9 v IND 35.80 *Ian Thomas TE CAR 7 v SEA 4.30 *Justin Tucker K BAL 8 v NYJ 4.00 *New England Patriots D/ST NWE 10 @CIN 17.00 *Josh Allen QB BUF 6 @PIT 16.36Sam Darnold QB NYJ 4 @BAL 15.82Kenyan Drake RB ARI 12 v CLE 42.60Gus Edwards RB BAL 8 v NYJ 3.50Latavius Murray RB NOR 9 v IND 6.90DeAndre Washington RB LV 6 v JAC 4.20James White RB NWE 10 @CIN 15.20JuJu Smith-Schuster WR PIT 7 v BUF 0.00Jacob Hollister TE SEA 11 @CAR 5.30Evan Engram TE NYG 11 v MIA 0.00 IR

Tell yo B*tch to make me a Samich! Now Lose Homie - Mr. JonesDak Prescott QB DAL 8 v LAR 17.68 *Jameis Winston QB TAM 7 @DET 36.72 *Ezekiel Elliott RB DAL 8 v LAR 34.00 *Todd Gurley RB LAR 9 @DAL 20.80 *Joe Mixon RB CIN 9 v NWE 21.60 *Robby Anderson WR NYJ 4 @BAL 12.60 *Cooper Kupp WR LAR 9 @DAL 16.10 *Zach Ertz TE PHI 10 @WAS 17.10 *Ka'imi Fairbairn K HOU 10 @TEN 6.00 *Pittsburgh Steelers D/ST PIT 7 v BUF 5.00 *Ryan Fitzpatrick QB MIA 5 @NYG 20.46James Conner RB PIT 7 v BUF 15.10Michael Gallup WR DAL 8 v LAR 1.60D.K. Metcalf WR SEA 11 @CAR 11.60Zach Pascal WR IND 6 @NOR 8.40Darius Slayton WR NYG 11 v MIA 11.10Courtland Sutton WR DEN 10 @KAN 11.90Jack Doyle TE IND 6 @NOR 4.10Jimmy Graham TE GNB 11 v CHI 1.00John Ross WR CIN 9 v NWE 4.40 IRDeebo Samuel WR SFO 4 v ATL 4.70 IR

The Happy Fisherman - John HardinJimmy Garoppolo QB SFO 4 v ATL 12.60 *Mitch Trubisky QB CHI 6 @GNB 19.26 *Le'Veon Bell RB NYJ 4 @BAL 10.80 *Christian McCaffrey RB CAR 7 v SEA 37.50 *A.J. Brown WR TEN 11 v HOU 28.40 *Julian Edelman WR NWE 10 @CIN 2.90 *Jarvis Landry WR CLE 7 @ARI 7.30 *Hayden Hurst TE BAL 8 v NYJ 2.90 *Harrison Butker K KAN 12 v DEN 10.40 *Buffalo Bills D/ST BUF 6 @PIT 17.00 *Kareem Hunt RB CLE 7 @ARI 15.60David Montgomery RB CHI 6 @GNB 5.90Miles Sanders RB PHI 10 @WAS 38.20Benny Snell Jr. RB PIT 7 v BUF 0.10Will Fuller WR HOU 10 @TEN 11.10Alshon Jeffery WR PHI 10 @WAS 0.00James Washington WR PIT 7 v BUF 13.30Ryan Griffin TE NYJ 4 @BAL 0.00New York Jets D/ST NYJ 4 @BAL 7.00



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The Soulless Gingers - Brad DavisMatt Ryan QB ATL 9 @SFO 19.10 *Saquon Barkley RB NYG 11 v MIA 33.30 *Dalvin Cook RB MIN 12 @LAC 7.30 *Ronald Jones II RB TAM 7 @DET 5.90 *Adrian Peterson RB WAS 10 v PHI 18.10 *Odell Beckham Jr. WR CLE 7 @ARI 14.60 *Calvin Ridley WR ATL 9 @SFO 0.00 *Jason Witten TE DAL 8 v LAR 13.60 *Joey Slye K CAR 7 v SEA 8.20 *Houston Texans D/ST HOU 10 @TEN 7.00 *Derrick Henry RB TEN 11 v HOU 8.60Nyheim Hines RB IND 6 @NOR 3.20Dion Lewis RB TEN 11 v HOU 9.10Marlon Mack RB IND 6 @NOR 1.90Marquise Goodwin WR SFO 4 v ATL 0.00Sterling Shepard WR NYG 11 v MIA 23.10Sammy Watkins WR KAN 12 v DEN 9.90Mason Crosby K GNB 11 v CHI 3.00Kansas City Chiefs D/ST KAN 12 v DEN 11.00

Thielen so high, high - TeeJay HildenbrandKyle Allen QB CAR 7 v SEA 11.58 *Aaron Rodgers QB GNB 11 v CHI 14.42 *Austin Ekeler RB LAC 12 v MIN 13.10 *John Brown WR BUF 6 @PIT 16.90 *Chris Godwin WR TAM 7 @DET 20.10 *DeAndre Hopkins WR HOU 10 @TEN 20.90 *Tyrell Williams WR LV 6 v JAC 12.50 *Kyle Rudolph TE MIN 12 @LAC 7.80 *Younghoe Koo K ATL 9 @SFO 6.30 *Tennessee Titans D/ST TEN 11 v HOU 5.00 *Philip Rivers QB LAC 12 v MIN 11.28J.D. McKissic RB DET 5 v TAM 2.90Damien Williams RB KAN 12 v DEN 0.00Olabisi Johnson WR MIN 12 @LAC 3.50Adam Thielen WR MIN 12 @LAC 6.00Gerald Everett TE LAR 9 @DAL 0.00Darren Fells TE HOU 10 @TEN 1.20Matt Prater K DET 5 v TAM 6.40Minnesota Vikings D/ST MIN 12 @LAC 26.00Cam Newton QB CAR 7 v SEA 0.00 IRKerryon Johnson RB DET 5 v TAM 0.00 IR

Twinkie Lady Ankles - Rich HildenbrandJared Goff QB LAR 9 @DAL 17.56 *Ryan Tannehill QB TEN 11 v HOU 24.16 *Leonard Fournette RB JAC 10 @OAK 12.30 *Jamison Crowder WR NYJ 4 @BAL 27.00 *Julio Jones WR ATL 9 @SFO 43.40 *Hunter Henry TE LAC 12 v MIN 2.90 *Austin Hooper TE ATL 9 @SFO 5.00 *George Kittle TE SFO 4 v ATL 31.40 *Matt Gay K TAM 7 @DET 9.60 *Los Angeles Chargers D/ST LAC 12 v MIN -1.00 *Kirk Cousins QB MIN 12 @LAC 11.68Kyler Murray QB ARI 12 v CLE 16.36Derrius Guice RB WAS 10 v PHI 0.00Sony Michel RB NWE 10 @CIN 11.30Raheem Mostert RB SFO 4 v ATL 10.90Bilal Powell RB NYJ 4 @BAL 0.00Mecole Hardman WR KAN 12 v DEN 2.00T Y Hilton WR IND 6 @NOR 6.50Mike Williams WR LAC 12 v MIN 17.10Mohamed Sanu WR NWE 10 @CIN 3.30 IR

You Just Got Bitch Slapped - Jenny StearnsRussell Wilson QB SEA 11 @CAR 19.44 *Nick Chubb RB CLE 7 @ARI 26.80 *Tarik Cohen RB CHI 6 @GNB 15.50 *LeSean McCoy RB KAN 12 v DEN 1.60 *Jamaal Williams RB GNB 11 v CHI 4.30 *Davante Adams WR GNB 11 v CHI 26.30 *Tyler Lockett WR SEA 11 @CAR 29.00 *Dallas Goedert TE PHI 10 @WAS 10.50 *Wil Lutz K NOR 9 v IND 10.30 *New Orleans Saints D/ST NOR 9 v IND 4.00 *Marcus Mariota QB TEN 11 v HOU 0.00Baker Mayfield QB CLE 7 @ARI 16.98Peyton Barber RB TAM 7 @DET 6.00Devonta Freeman RB ATL 9 @SFO 7.50Cole Beasley WR BUF 6 @PIT 1.60Chris Conley WR JAC 10 @OAK 20.90D.J. Moore WR CAR 7 v SEA 23.30Dede Westbrook WR JAC 10 @OAK 4.10San Francisco 49ers D/ST SFO 4 v ATL 2.00Matt Breida RB SFO 4 v ATL 1.70 IRRex Burkhead RB NWE 10 @CIN 13.90 IR



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Playoff Week 2Ja Makin Brad Pudding - Brad StearnsDrew Brees QB NOR 9 @TEN 23.16 *Chris Carson RB SEA 11 v ARI 7.00 *Devin Singletary RB BUF 6 @NWE 5.80 *Stefon Diggs WR MIN 12 v GNB 14.70 *Kenny Golladay WR DET 5 @DEN 18.60 *Golden Tate WR NYG 11 @WAS 15.60 *Jared Cook TE NOR 9 @TEN 23.40 *Tyler Higbee TE LAR 9 @SFO 22.40 *Chris Boswell K PIT 7 @NYJ 5.90 *Oakland Raiders D/ST OAK 6 @LAC 1.00 *Daniel Jones QB NYG 11 @WAS 38.28Mason Rudolph QB PIT 7 @NYJ 9.16David Johnson RB ARI 12 @SEA 1.70D.J. Chark WR JAC 10 @ATL 3.80Brandin Cooks WR LAR 9 @SFO 13.90Marvin Jones WR DET 5 @DEN 0.00Noah Fant TE DEN 10 v DET 3.00Mike Gesicki TE MIA 5 v CIN 26.20O.J. Howard TE TAM 7 v HOU 7.60Chase Edmonds RB ARI 12 @SEA 0.00 IRChris Thompson RB WAS 10 v NYG 9.20 IR

Mahomes is your daddy - David ParkisonLamar Jackson QB BAL 8 @CLE 32.82 *Alvin Kamara RB NOR 9 @TEN 29.00 *Keenan Allen WR LAC 12 v OAK 12.10 *Tyler Boyd WR CIN 9 @MIA 36.80 *Tyreek Hill WR KAN 12 @CHI 12.20 *DeVante Parker WR MIA 5 v CIN 25.10 *Breshad Perriman WR TAM 7 v HOU 20.20 *Mark Andrews TE BAL 8 @CLE 27.30 *Robbie Gould K SFO 4 v LAR 10.30 *Baltimore Ravens D/ST BAL 8 @CLE 3.00 *Tom Brady QB NWE 10 v BUF 17.24Derek Carr QB LV 6 @LAC 21.94Carlos Hyde RB HOU 10 @TAM 10.70Phillip Lindsay RB DEN 10 v DET 22.80Antonio Brown WR --- - BYE 0.00Marquise Brown WR BAL 8 @CLE 1.60A.J. Green WR CIN 9 @MIA 0.00Emmanuel Sanders WR SFO 4 v LAR 9.10Darren Waller TE LV 6 @LAC 7.70

Postseason Hate Me - Mike ParkisonPatrick Mahomes QB KAN 12 @CHI 25.44 *Carson Wentz QB PHI 10 v DAL 21.96 *Melvin Gordon RB LAC 12 v OAK 22.70 *Aaron Jones RB GNB 11 @MIN 32.00 *Mike Evans WR TAM 7 v HOU 0.00 *Allen Robinson WR CHI 6 v KAN 11.30 *Robert Woods WR LAR 9 @SFO 23.30 *Travis Kelce TE KAN 12 @CHI 21.40 *Greg Zuerlein K LAR 9 @SFO 9.20 *Tampa Bay BuccaneersD/ST TAM 7 v HOU 9.00 *Joe Flacco QB DEN 10 v DET 0.00Alexander Mattison RB MIN 12 v GNB 0.00Danny Amendola WR DET 5 @DEN 4.10Larry Fitzgerald WR ARI 12 @SEA 14.80Ted Ginn Jr. WR NOR 9 @TEN 0.00Curtis Samuel WR CAR 7 @IND 4.10Vance McDonald TE PIT 7 @NYJ 3.90Greg Olsen TE SEA 7 @IND 5.30Brett Maher K DAL 8 @PHI 0.00

Smegma - Sherman IbarraJosh Allen QB BUF 6 @NWE 20.62 *Deshaun Watson QB HOU 10 @TAM 9.06 *Kenyan Drake RB ARI 12 @SEA 37.40 *Mark Ingram RB BAL 8 @CLE 17.10 *DeAndre Washington RB LV 6 @LAC 18.60 *Amari Cooper WR DAL 8 @PHI 6.40 *Michael Thomas WR NOR 9 @TEN 36.60 *Jacob Hollister TE SEA 11 v ARI 11.40 *Justin Tucker K BAL 8 @CLE 7.10 *New England Patriots D/ST NWE 10 v BUF 4.00 *Jacoby Brissett QB IND 6 v CAR 15.66Sam Darnold QB NYJ 4 v PIT 9.62Gus Edwards RB BAL 8 @CLE 8.30Josh Jacobs RB LV 6 @LAC 0.00Latavius Murray RB NOR 9 @TEN 4.50James White RB NWE 10 v BUF 6.90Christian Kirk WR ARI 12 @SEA 0.90JuJu Smith-Schuster WR PIT 7 @NYJ 4.20Ian Thomas TE CAR 7 @IND 4.60Evan Engram TE NYG 11 @WAS 0.00 IR

Tell yo B*tch to make me a Samich! Now Lose Homie - Mr. JonesDak Prescott QB DAL 8 @PHI 11.30 *Jameis Winston QB TAM 7 v HOU 14.00 *Ezekiel Elliott RB DAL 8 @PHI 15.40 *Todd Gurley RB LAR 9 @SFO 16.80 *Joe Mixon RB CIN 9 @MIA 9.30 *Cooper Kupp WR LAR 9 @SFO 13.10 *Anthony Miller WR CHI 6 v KAN 1.20 *Zach Ertz TE PHI 10 v DAL 6.80 *Dan Bailey K MIN 12 v GNB 4.00 *Pittsburgh Steelers D/ST PIT 7 @NYJ 4.00 *Ryan Fitzpatrick QB MIA 5 v CIN 35.66James Conner RB PIT 7 @NYJ 3.20Robby Anderson WR NYJ 4 v PIT 11.20Michael Gallup WR DAL 8 @PHI 14.80D.K. Metcalf WR SEA 11 v ARI 0.00Zach Pascal WR IND 6 v CAR 1.60Darius Slayton WR NYG 11 @WAS 0.00Courtland Sutton WR DEN 10 v DET 9.10Ka'imi Fairbairn K HOU 10 @TAM 11.90John Ross WR CIN 9 @MIA 15.00 IRDeebo Samuel WR SFO 4 v LAR 15.90 IR

The Happy Fisherman - John HardinJimmy Garoppolo QB SFO 4 v LAR 10.42 *Mitch Trubisky QB CHI 6 v KAN 8.28 *Le'Veon Bell RB NYJ 4 v PIT 13.30 *Christian McCaffrey RB CAR 7 @IND 39.30 *A.J. Brown WR TEN 11 v NOR 15.30 *Julian Edelman WR NWE 10 v BUF 14.20 *Jarvis Landry WR CLE 7 v BAL 14.40 *Hayden Hurst TE BAL 8 @CLE 1.90 *Harrison Butker K KAN 12 @CHI 10.80 *Buffalo Bills D/ST BUF 6 @NWE 2.00 *Kareem Hunt RB CLE 7 v BAL 8.10David Montgomery RB CHI 6 v KAN 6.90Miles Sanders RB PHI 10 v DAL 26.60Benny Snell Jr. RB PIT 7 @NYJ 1.40Will Fuller WR HOU 10 @TAM 3.10Alshon Jeffery WR PHI 10 v DAL 0.00James Washington WR PIT 7 @NYJ 9.10Ryan Griffin TE NYJ 4 v PIT 0.00New York Jets D/ST NYJ 4 v PIT 11.00



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The Soulless Gingers - Brad DavisMatt Ryan QB ATL 9 v JAC 18.96 *Saquon Barkley RB NYG 11 @WAS 47.90 *Dalvin Cook RB MIN 12 v GNB 0.00 *Ronald Jones II RB TAM 7 v HOU 19.90 *Adrian Peterson RB WAS 10 v NYG 13.50 *Odell Beckham Jr. WR CLE 7 v BAL 14.40 *Calvin Ridley WR ATL 9 v JAC 0.00 *Jason Witten TE DAL 8 @PHI 3.40 *Joey Slye K CAR 7 @IND 8.00 *Houston Texans D/ST HOU 10 @TAM 22.00 *Derrick Henry RB TEN 11 v NOR 0.00Nyheim Hines RB IND 6 v CAR 13.60Dion Lewis RB TEN 11 v NOR 9.70Marlon Mack RB IND 6 v CAR 18.10Marquise Goodwin WR SFO 4 v LAR 0.00Sterling Shepard WR NYG 11 @WAS 19.60Sammy Watkins WR KAN 12 @CHI 4.80Mason Crosby K GNB 11 @MIN 10.50Kansas City Chiefs D/ST KAN 12 @CHI 10.00

Thielen so high, high - TeeJay HildenbrandKyle Allen QB CAR 7 @IND 0.00 *Aaron Rodgers QB GNB 11 @MIN 8.64 *Austin Ekeler RB LAC 12 v OAK 11.90 *John Brown WR BUF 6 @NWE 12.60 *Chris Godwin WR TAM 7 v HOU 0.00 *DeAndre Hopkins WR HOU 10 @TAM 7.30 *Tyrell Williams WR LV 6 @LAC 12.20 *Kyle Rudolph TE MIN 12 v GNB 1.70 *Younghoe Koo K ATL 9 v JAC 6.00 *Tennessee Titans D/ST TEN 11 v NOR 0.00 *Philip Rivers QB LAC 12 v OAK 11.16J.D. McKissic RB DET 5 @DEN 0.00Damien Williams RB KAN 12 @CHI 18.20Olabisi Johnson WR MIN 12 v GNB 1.60Adam Thielen WR MIN 12 v GNB 0.20Gerald Everett TE LAR 9 @SFO 0.00Darren Fells TE HOU 10 @TAM 5.70Matt Prater K DET 5 @DEN 5.00Minnesota Vikings D/ST MIN 12 v GNB 9.00Cam Newton QB CAR 7 @IND 0.00 IRKerryon Johnson RB DET 5 @DEN 5.30 IR

Twinkie Lady Ankles - Rich HildenbrandKirk Cousins QB MIN 12 v GNB 6.88 *Ryan Tannehill QB TEN 11 v NOR 23.68 *Leonard Fournette RB JAC 10 @ATL 13.50 *Raheem Mostert RB SFO 4 v LAR 11.30 *Julio Jones WR ATL 9 v JAC 32.60 *Terry McLaurin WR WAS 10 v NYG 15.60 *Hunter Henry TE LAC 12 v OAK 9.50 *George Kittle TE SFO 4 v LAR 18.90 *Matt Gay K TAM 7 v HOU 11.10 *Los Angeles Chargers D/ST LAC 12 v OAK 3.00 *Jared Goff QB LAR 9 @SFO 23.12Kyler Murray QB ARI 12 @SEA 12.72Matthew Stafford QB DET 5 @DEN 0.00Sony Michel RB NWE 10 v BUF 11.10Jamison Crowder WR NYJ 4 v PIT 10.00Mecole Hardman WR KAN 12 @CHI 0.00T Y Hilton WR IND 6 v CAR 5.60Mike Williams WR LAC 12 v OAK 8.10Austin Hooper TE ATL 9 v JAC 15.20Derrius Guice RB WAS 10 v NYG 0.00 IR

You Just Got Bitch Slapped - Jenny StearnsRussell Wilson QB SEA 11 v ARI 10.96 *Nick Chubb RB CLE 7 v BAL 4.50 *Tarik Cohen RB CHI 6 v KAN 6.30 *LeSean McCoy RB KAN 12 @CHI 0.00 *Jamaal Williams RB GNB 11 @MIN 7.20 *Davante Adams WR GNB 11 @MIN 27.60 *Tyler Lockett WR SEA 11 v ARI 2.20 *Dallas Goedert TE PHI 10 v DAL 24.10 *Wil Lutz K NOR 9 @TEN 9.70 *New Orleans Saints D/ST NOR 9 @TEN 6.00 *Marcus Mariota QB TEN 11 v NOR 0.00Baker Mayfield QB CLE 7 v BAL 14.08Peyton Barber RB TAM 7 v HOU -0.70Devonta Freeman RB ATL 9 v JAC 33.70Cole Beasley WR BUF 6 @NWE 20.80Chris Conley WR JAC 10 @ATL 13.60D.J. Moore WR CAR 7 @IND 1.10Dede Westbrook WR JAC 10 @ATL 2.50San Francisco 49ers D/ST SFO 4 v LAR 6.00Matt Breida RB SFO 4 v LAR 0.00 IRRex Burkhead RB NWE 10 v BUF 17.70 IR



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OffseasonJa Makin Brad Pudding - Brad StearnsDrew Brees QB NOR 9 240.26 15.02 *Chris Carson RB SEA 11 250.80 15.68 *Devin Singletary RB BUF 6 150.90 9.43 *Stefon Diggs WR MIN 12 228.10 14.26 *Kenny Golladay WR DET 5 264.00 16.50 *Golden Tate WR NYG 11 155.20 9.70 *Jared Cook TE NOR 9 167.50 10.47 *Tyler Higbee TE LAR 9 174.40 10.90 *Chris Boswell K PIT 7 133.40 8.34 *Oakland Raiders D/ST OAK 6 60.00 3.75 *Daniel Jones QB NYG 11 229.98 14.37Mason Rudolph QB PIT 7 109.20 6.83David Johnson RB ARI 12 141.50 8.84D.J. Chark WR JAC 10 235.80 14.74Brandin Cooks WR LAR 9 120.50 7.53Marvin Jones WR DET 5 202.30 12.64Noah Fant TE DEN 10 118.20 7.39Mike Gesicki TE MIA 5 136.00 8.50O.J. Howard TE TAM 7 83.90 5.24Chase Edmonds RB ARI 12 85.90 5.37 IRChris Thompson RB WAS 10 93.60 5.85 IR

Mahomes is your daddy - David ParkisonLamar Jackson QB BAL 8 434.68 27.17 *Alvin Kamara RB NOR 9 250.52 15.66 *Keenan Allen WR LAC 12 271.00 16.94 *Tyler Boyd WR CIN 9 238.90 14.93 *Tyreek Hill WR KAN 12 197.70 12.36 *DeVante Parker WR MIA 5 259.20 16.20 *Breshad Perriman WR TAM 7 147.10 9.19 *Mark Andrews TE BAL 8 213.20 13.33 *Robbie Gould K SFO 4 121.40 7.59 *Baltimore Ravens D/ST BAL 8 143.00 8.94 *Tom Brady QB NWE 10 279.68 17.48Derek Carr QB LV 6 247.46 14.56Carlos Hyde RB HOU 10 163.20 10.20Phillip Lindsay RB DEN 10 204.10 12.76Antonio Brown WR --- - BYE 16.10 0.95Marquise Brown WR BAL 8 149.60 9.35A.J. Green WR CIN 9 0.00 0.00Emmanuel Sanders WR SFO 4 202.30 12.64Darren Waller TE LV 6 238.20 14.01

Postseason Hate Me - Mike ParkisonPatrick Mahomes QB KAN 12 310.24 19.39 *Carson Wentz QB PHI 10 290.86 18.18 *Melvin Gordon RB LAC 12 184.10 11.51 *Aaron Jones RB GNB 11 334.90 20.93 *Mike Evans WR TAM 7 248.70 15.54 *Allen Robinson WR CHI 6 265.90 16.62 *Robert Woods WR LAR 9 247.90 15.49 *Travis Kelce TE KAN 12 262.30 16.39 *Greg Zuerlein K LAR 9 137.50 8.59 *Tampa Bay BuccaneersD/ST TAM 7 119.00 7.44 *Joe Flacco QB DEN 10 88.08 5.51Alexander Mattison RB MIN 12 68.40 4.28Danny Amendola WR DET 5 149.56 9.35Larry Fitzgerald WR ARI 12 183.40 11.46Ted Ginn Jr. WR NOR 9 88.90 5.56Curtis Samuel WR CAR 7 171.70 10.73Vance McDonald TE PIT 7 83.50 5.22Greg Olsen TE SEA 11 126.70 7.92Brett Maher K DAL 8 112.10 7.01

Smegma - Sherman IbarraJosh Allen QB BUF 6 288.56 18.04 *Deshaun Watson QB HOU 10 331.08 20.69 *Kenyan Drake RB ARI 12 224.20 14.01 *Mark Ingram RB BAL 8 254.50 15.91 *DeAndre Washington RB LV 6 122.00 7.18 *Amari Cooper WR DAL 8 264.50 16.53 *Michael Thomas WR NOR 9 425.50 26.59 *Jacob Hollister TE SEA 11 93.90 5.87 *Justin Tucker K BAL 8 162.40 10.15 *New England Patriots D/ST NWE 10 215.00 13.44 *Jacoby Brissett QB IND 6 226.78 14.17Sam Darnold QB NYJ 4 195.86 12.24Gus Edwards RB BAL 8 98.60 6.16Josh Jacobs RB LV 6 206.60 12.15Latavius Murray RB NOR 9 163.20 10.20James White RB NWE 10 200.90 12.56Christian Kirk WR ARI 12 176.20 11.01JuJu Smith-Schuster WR PIT 7 116.20 7.26Ian Thomas TE CAR 7 35.60 2.23Evan Engram TE NYG 11 117.40 7.34 IR

Tell yo B*tch to make me a Samich! Now Lose Homie - Mr. JonesDak Prescott QB DAL 8 361.78 22.61 *Jameis Winston QB TAM 7 341.46 21.34 *Ezekiel Elliott RB DAL 8 332.70 20.79 *Todd Gurley RB LAR 9 219.70 13.73 *Joe Mixon RB CIN 9 238.40 14.90 *Cooper Kupp WR LAR 9 289.70 18.11 *Anthony Miller WR CHI 6 133.60 8.35 *Zach Ertz TE PHI 10 220.60 13.79 *Dan Bailey K MIN 12 139.30 8.71 *Pittsburgh Steelers D/ST PIT 7 165.00 10.31 *Ryan Fitzpatrick QB MIA 5 254.46 15.90James Conner RB PIT 7 148.50 9.28Robby Anderson WR NYJ 4 171.30 10.71Michael Gallup WR DAL 8 225.70 14.11D.K. Metcalf WR SEA 11 190.10 11.88Zach Pascal WR IND 6 141.30 8.83Darius Slayton WR NYG 11 179.00 11.19Courtland Sutton WR DEN 10 228.42 14.28Ka'imi Fairbairn K HOU 10 115.90 7.24John Ross WR CIN 9 102.20 6.39 IRDeebo Samuel WR SFO 4 198.10 12.38 IR

The Happy Fisherman - John HardinJimmy Garoppolo QB SFO 4 257.82 16.11 *Mitch Trubisky QB CHI 6 208.82 13.05 *Le'Veon Bell RB NYJ 4 217.00 13.56 *Christian McCaffrey RB CAR 7 509.20 31.83 *A.J. Brown WR TEN 11 233.30 14.58 *Julian Edelman WR NWE 10 268.28 16.77 *Jarvis Landry WR CLE 7 246.40 15.40 *Hayden Hurst TE BAL 8 76.90 4.81 *Harrison Butker K KAN 12 175.10 10.94 *Buffalo Bills D/ST BUF 6 122.00 7.63 *Kareem Hunt RB CLE 7 101.40 6.34David Montgomery RB CHI 6 176.40 11.03Miles Sanders RB PHI 10 221.80 13.86Benny Snell Jr. RB PIT 7 57.90 3.62Will Fuller WR HOU 10 144.00 9.00Alshon Jeffery WR PHI 10 127.20 7.95James Washington WR PIT 7 136.50 8.53Ryan Griffin TE NYJ 4 101.20 6.33New York Jets D/ST NYJ 4 126.00 7.88



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The Soulless Gingers - Brad DavisMatt Ryan QB ATL 9 300.34 18.77 *Saquon Barkley RB NYG 11 257.10 16.07 *Dalvin Cook RB MIN 12 308.40 19.28 *Ronald Jones II RB TAM 7 169.30 10.58 *Adrian Peterson RB WAS 10 153.30 9.58 *Odell Beckham Jr. WR CLE 7 208.80 13.05 *Calvin Ridley WR ATL 9 203.00 12.69 *Jason Witten TE DAL 8 139.90 8.74 *Joey Slye K CAR 7 137.60 8.60 *Houston Texans D/ST HOU 10 87.00 5.44 *Derrick Henry RB TEN 11 316.60 19.79Nyheim Hines RB IND 6 118.00 7.38Dion Lewis RB TEN 11 66.40 4.15Marlon Mack RB IND 6 191.30 11.96Marquise Goodwin WR SFO 4 38.10 2.38Sterling Shepard WR NYG 11 148.00 9.25Sammy Watkins WR KAN 12 142.50 8.91Mason Crosby K GNB 11 122.40 7.65Kansas City Chiefs D/ST KAN 12 136.00 8.50

Thielen so high, high - TeeJay HildenbrandKyle Allen QB CAR 7 183.98 11.50 *Aaron Rodgers QB GNB 11 292.88 18.31 *Austin Ekeler RB LAC 12 325.00 20.31 *John Brown WR BUF 6 225.82 14.11 *Chris Godwin WR TAM 7 301.10 18.82 *DeAndre Hopkins WR HOU 10 285.54 17.85 *Tyrell Williams WR LV 6 146.10 8.59 *Kyle Rudolph TE MIN 12 113.70 7.11 *Younghoe Koo K ATL 9 100.40 6.28 *Tennessee Titans D/ST TEN 11 128.00 8.00 *Philip Rivers QB LAC 12 259.80 16.24J.D. McKissic RB DET 5 83.90 5.24Damien Williams RB KAN 12 147.20 9.20Olabisi Johnson WR MIN 12 79.00 4.94Adam Thielen WR MIN 12 117.40 7.34Gerald Everett TE LAR 9 92.80 5.80Darren Fells TE HOU 10 110.10 6.88Matt Prater K DET 5 139.10 8.69Minnesota Vikings D/ST MIN 12 137.00 8.56Cam Newton QB CAR 7 19.88 1.24 IRKerryon Johnson RB DET 5 88.00 5.50 IR

Twinkie Lady Ankles - Rich HildenbrandKirk Cousins QB MIN 12 256.82 16.05 *Ryan Tannehill QB TEN 11 233.68 14.61 *Leonard Fournette RB JAC 10 270.40 16.90 *Raheem Mostert RB SFO 4 168.40 10.53 *Julio Jones WR ATL 9 300.50 18.78 *Terry McLaurin WR WAS 10 200.90 12.56 *Hunter Henry TE LAC 12 153.20 9.58 *George Kittle TE SFO 4 233.80 14.61 *Matt Gay K TAM 7 152.10 9.51 *Los Angeles Chargers D/ST LAC 12 65.00 4.06 *Jared Goff QB LAR 9 268.82 16.80Kyler Murray QB ARI 12 300.28 18.77Matthew Stafford QB DET 5 179.86 11.24Sony Michel RB NWE 10 153.40 9.59Jamison Crowder WR NYJ 4 199.70 12.48Mecole Hardman WR KAN 12 120.10 7.51T Y Hilton WR IND 6 125.10 7.82Mike Williams WR LAC 12 167.30 10.46Austin Hooper TE ATL 9 197.70 12.36Derrius Guice RB WAS 10 60.40 3.78 IR

You Just Got Bitch Slapped - Jenny StearnsRussell Wilson QB SEA 11 338.70 21.17 *Nick Chubb RB CLE 7 277.20 17.33 *Tarik Cohen RB CHI 6 164.10 10.26 *LeSean McCoy RB KAN 12 118.60 7.41 *Jamaal Williams RB GNB 11 149.30 9.33 *Davante Adams WR GNB 11 232.70 14.54 *Tyler Lockett WR SEA 11 256.30 16.02 *Dallas Goedert TE PHI 10 144.70 9.04 *Wil Lutz K NOR 9 172.50 10.78 *New Orleans Saints D/ST NOR 9 132.00 8.25 *Marcus Mariota QB TEN 11 88.02 5.50Baker Mayfield QB CLE 7 238.28 14.89Peyton Barber RB TAM 7 116.60 7.29Devonta Freeman RB ATL 9 197.60 12.35Cole Beasley WR BUF 6 190.80 11.93Chris Conley WR JAC 10 159.50 9.97D.J. Moore WR CAR 7 242.80 15.18Dede Westbrook WR JAC 10 159.70 9.98San Francisco 49ers D/ST SFO 4 144.00 9.00Matt Breida RB SFO 4 109.30 6.83 IRRex Burkhead RB NWE 10 101.10 6.32 IR

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