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June 17, 2020 Readers are Leaders. . . Volume 14, Issue 19
FREETAKE ONE
If you are age 7 - 107. . . Enjoy Your FREE Copy Of The Orange Peel Gazette
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Therefore, he wasn't surprised when one woman,pointing to a family portrait, asked him, "Can youtake thirty pounds off me?" until she added, "and putit on my sister?"
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I have become a little older since I saw you last and a few changes have come into my life.
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When he leaves, Arthur Ritis shows and stays therest of the day. He doesn’t like to stay in one placevery long, so he takes me from joint-to-joint. Aftersuch a busy day, I’m really tired and glad to go to bedwith Ben Gay. What a life!P.S. The preacher came to call the other day. He saidat my age I should be thinking about the hereafter. Itold him, “Oh, I do all the time. No matter where I am,in the parlor, upstairs, in the kitchen, or down in thebasement, I ask myself, “What am I here after?”
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The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself,“I must be losing my mind, I swear we went through ared light.”
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Cash for Record AlbumsRock • Jazz • Blues
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Blown in Attic Insulationand removal + other services
Insured; 25 years Exp.Floyd (331)228-0191
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2 cemetery plots atLincoln Memorial Park
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Lanza Masonry Inc.Brick, Stone, Blocks
Tuck Pointing847-833-3384
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RON’S QUALITY PAINTINGInterior - Exterior
Affordable & CleanOver 25 years experienceFree Estimates - Insured
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Refrigerator A woman went to her psychiatrist and said, "Doctor,
I want to talk to you about my husband. He thinks he'sa refrigerator."
"That's not so bad," said the doctor. "It's a ratherharmless complex."
"Well, maybe," replied the lady. "But he sleeps withhis mouth open and the light keeps me awake."
School QuestionMother: "Why are you home from school so early?" Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh, really? What was the question?" Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal?"
When you’re not quite the perfect daughter it helps to have
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Pick Up LinesDid you fart? Because you just blew me away
I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm theonly one talking to you.
I must be in heaven because I'm looking at an angel!
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A Few Funnies!"A man may be a fool and not know it...but not if he is married." -H.L. Mencken
"My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and
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Yes, That’s Me Officer! When I went to get my driver's license renewed,
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He inspected his photo for a moment and commented to the clerk, "I was standing in line solong, I ended up looking pretty grouchy in this picture."
The clerk looked at his picture closely, and reas-sured him, "It's okay. That's how you're going to lookwhen the cops pull you over anyway."
Speed of Learning Instructor: "Isn't it remarkable how quickly the kidslearn to drive the car?" Parent: "Yes, especially considering how slowly theycatch on to running the lawnmower and vacuumcleaner."
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