BulletinCycle: #231August 2021

League ChampionIMT: Bobo Cuba(63-57-8) *7 $447,800 … #99 or 501

TV Champion * from the battle royalThe Human Jackhammer(2,384-746-241) *34 $6,468,800 … #76 or 502

Central Plains ChampionCOT: Archangel Raziel(10-7-2) *2 $68,400 … #41 or 503

East Coast ChampionCOT: Archangel Metatron(22-35-1) *4 $97,500 … #39 or 504

Great Lakes ChampionPreacherman(3,752-1,083-316) *35 $8,463,900 … #78 or 505

Mid-Atlantic ChampionTBABIT: Solomon “the Strongman” Crowley(444-146-40) *19 $1,527,400 … #147 or 506

Northeast ChampionVIRUS/LPPF: Trojan Surprise(104-100-9) *7 $471,500 … #159 or 507

Pacific Northwest ChampionCOT: Archangel Uriel(28-22-4) *4 $103,600 … #155 or 508

Rocky Mountains ChampionVIRUS/LPPF: Hawk(172-142-22) *18 $795,700 … #75 or 509

Southeast ChampionCOT: Archangel Azrael(22-23-3) *3 $97,100 … #156 or 510

Southwest ChampionCOT: The Sixth Seal(15-24-1) *2 $79,000 … #52 or 511

West Coast ChampionCOT: Archangel Raphael(13-24-3) *2 $94,100 … #106 or 512

League Tag-team ChampionsTBABIT: Luke Warm and Broski Bradley#120 & #122 or 789

TV Tag-team ChampionsTBABIT: Bill Bonham, Jr. and Rock “Paper” Scissors#138 & #148 or 987

League Six-man ChampionsTBABIT: Bearer of Palls, Luke Warm, and Broski Bradley#117, #120, & #122 or 789

TV Six-man ChampionsTBABIT: Alexandria, Amazing Fred, and Beatrice#134, #135, & #137 or 987

Battle Royal WinnerThe Human Jackhammer(2,384-746-241) *34 $6,468,800 … #76

NEW BLOOD LEAGUE

2 NBL Rankings

1. IMT: Terrence Super Bad Boyd (114-25-6) *7 $489,200.................................#1522. Kaptain Kryptonite (14,444-2,382-674) *46 $49,385,800................................#133. Mailcount Man (3,802-991-343) *39 $8,170,500............................................#664. All + All Man (3,464-950-293) *39 $8,409,900.................................................#675. The Lumberjack (2,430-753-250) *34 $6,423,900...........................................#77

6. Nite Rider (1,980-655-193) *30 $5,547,900...................................................#1127. Korporal Kryptonite (1,933-625-193) *34 $5,546,700...................................#1088. Kaptain Midnite (1,793-621-184) *30 $4,925,800.........................................#1099. Brisco McDaniel (1,366-353-118) *25 $4,537,200...........................................#89

10. Sir Geldborg (1,015-74-17) *4 $1,257,100.....................................................#174

11. TBABIT: “The Vicious Vegan” Vortimer Vaughn (1,021-272-35) *21 $1,895,800........................................................................#28

12. TBABIT: “The Broken” Keegan Crowley (771-161-28) *16 $1,817,200............#9113. The Prophet (614-42-15) *4 $791,200...........................................................#17314. TBABIT: “The Intellectual” Cornelius Crowley (518-203-51) *22 $1,523,000 #11815. IMT: RC Savage (345-90-22) *13 $1,252,200..................................................#17516. IMT: Mr. Fantastic Jake Hetfield (327-88-22) *9 $1,258,100............................#6417. IMT: Mr. Justice Trace Tensen (332-110-18) *9 $1,168,900.............................#4818. COT: Archangel Michael (194-13-3) *3 $224,400...........................................#10019. VIRUS/LPPF: Buzzard (242-151-40) *32 $1,274,100......................................#18420. COT: Archangel Sandalphon (87-9-20) *6 $156,600.......................................#15421. TBABIT: The Loose Cannon (177-103-18) *8 $536,600..................................#17822. TBABIT: “Weeping” Willow (102-28-3) *6 $400,100......................................#12723. TBABIT: Amazing Fred (82-50-7) *7 $383,100................................................#13524. TBABIT: Broski Bradley (65-34-4) *8 $409,600...............................................#12225. TBABIT: Manute “the Chucker” Bol (114-85-9) *10 $386,900.......................#10526. TBABIT: Debate Club Captain (120-92-11) *10 $442,800.................................#2427. TBABIT: Bearer of Palls (92-66-14) *10 $543,700...........................................#11728. TBABIT: Luke Warm (56-38-6) *5 $307,600....................................................#12029. TBABIT: Beatrice (27-11-3) *4 $199,100.........................................................#13730. TBABIT: Rock “Paper” Scissors (53-43-7) *6 $345,400...................................#14831. TBABIT: Alexandria (20-12-5) *4 $159,200.....................................................#13432. COT: Archangel Gabriel (12-4-3) *1 $105,400..................................................#6233. TBABIT: Bill Bonham, Jr. (44-37-11) *6 $339,800...........................................#13834. COT: Noah (13-7) *1 $66,100..........................................................................#11635. COT: Archangel Raguel (12-6-2) *4 $43,400...................................................#15736. COT: The Second Seal (11-6-2) *2 $47,400.......................................................#9337. COT: Moses (17-13-14) *2 $93,700................................................................#11538. COT: Archangel Ariel (11-8) *2 $50,500............................................................#9539. COT: The Fourth Seal (10-7-1) *1 $37,000........................................................#8140. COT: The Seventh Seal (10-8-1) $42,700..........................................................#1841. COT: The Third Seal (9-7-3) *1 $43,600............................................................#8742. COT: Archangel Chamuel (10-9) *3 $42,100.....................................................#9243. COT: Archangel Zadkiel (9-9-1) *1 $86,800.......................................................#6844. VIRUS/LPPF: Mad Mike Eaves (149-150-13) *16 $818,000............................#17645. IMT: The Masked Pervert (58-60-5) *7 $462,000.............................................#9846. COT: The First Seal (15-21-2) $78,300...............................................................#9447. TBABIT: “Hot Tag” Jerry Zag (55-62-7) *9 $230,600.......................................#15048. COT: Abraham (13-20-2) *1 $66,400..............................................................#10449. COT: The Fifth Seal (14-23-4) *1 $58,700.........................................................#6350. COT: Archangel Jophiel (13-22-2) *3 $95,300...................................................#3451. COT: Archangel Haniel (14-27-1) *2 $95,700..................................................#10152. COT: Archangel Jeremiel (11-27-2) *1 $67,900................................................#3253. VIRUS/LPPF: Vulture (231-254-32) *33 $1,527,100.......................................#18254. VIRUS/LPPF: Crow (157-207-32) *19 $1,062,900...........................................#185

55. SOS/PERFECT: Feng Shui Al Saputra (211-20-4) *7 $385,600.........................#11056. SOS/PERFECT: The GOAT Al Saputra (98-35-11) *11 $378,300........................#3757. ORDER/LPPF: Tioneb (80-20-5) *2 $116,600..................................................#16058. SOS/PERFECT: Vincenzo Virtus (75-28-3) *13 $173,900...................................#2259. SOS/PERFECT: Ike the Tyke (82-41-5) *14 $281,700.........................................#8660. SOS/PERFECT: Miles Mayhem (53-13-6) *11 $142,200..................................#136

61. ORDER/LPPF: Fliporito (57-19-2) *2 $99,200.................................................#12862. SOS/PERFECT: Thor Tron (67-31-8) *15 $235,000............................................#6563. SOS/PERFECT: Errik Ether (53-31) *12 $263,900..............................................#6164. SOS/PERFECT: Justice Jones (53-33-7) *13 $180,100.......................................#2165. ORDER/LPPF: Mack Truck (30-14-2) *2 $70,100............................................#14266. ORDER/LPPF: Sundog Razor (17-4) *4 $122,000..............................................#9667. ORDER/LPPF: Sundog Tazer (18-9-1) *4 $137,200...........................................#9768. SOS/PERFECT: The Goat (74-72-7) *14 $235,900...........................................#14469. SOS/PERFECT: Bitcoin King Al Saputra (59-59-10) *10 $180,100.......................#370. The New Age: Marshall Von Erich (12-25) $9,800..........................................#13171. Taz the Mobster Jr. (2-16) $2,700...................................................................#15372. SOS/PERFECT: Thrasher A. Saputra (18-36-9) *7 $75,600................................#4573. SOS/PERFECT: Jadezilla A. Sap (20-42-3) *10 $115,000.................................#10774. SOS/PERFECT: Samuel Swagger (18-41-2) *8 $98,700.....................................#2575. SOS/PERFECT: B.O.N.E.S. (24-48-7) *8 $107,700............................................#10376. SOS/PERFECT: Lucas Legend Lee (16-40-1) *7 $101,000..................................#4477. SOS/PERFECT: KoKo A. Sap (29-54-9) *9 $160,100...........................................#5778. SOS/PERFECT: Xavier X (27-52-4) *8 $149,400.................................................#3179. SOS/PERFECT: Henny N. Coke (35-62-10) *13 $246,200................................#10280. Awesome Sean MCA (15-54-6) *4 $150,900....................................................#1781. Hector Marinaro (30-1,601) $241,800..............................................................#2982. “Gun-Toting” Benny Sherrif (13-1,604) $223,400...........................................#5483. Luke Bartson (9-1,627-1) $238,200..................................................................#5384. Jay “The Man of Wonder” Awesome (15-1,662) $138,200.............................#4785. Carl Rhinestone (2-1,654) $129,000.................................................................#5686. Jerry Vitallio (3-1,672) $235,000......................................................................#5087. Gustav Steinburger (44-1,730-1) $227,500......................................................#4688. Buggawabble the Voodoo Prince (28-1,716) $351,300....................................#4989. l337 h4x02z (33-1,728) $261,400.....................................................................#4390. Grumbles the Clown (49-1,784) $555,900.......................................................#3891. Mr. Bogus (20-1,828) $329,400..........................................................................#192. Doc Chapman (20-1,868-1) $234,300...............................................................#3093. Major Payne (9-1,868-1) $246,500...................................................................#5194. Bling Dogg (15-1,881-1) $407,000....................................................................#5595. “The Rock Fox” Sly Creed (2-1,902) $221,700..................................................#5996. Wesley Swipes (8-2,212) $372,000...................................................................#3397. Horace the Horrible (0-35) $5,100..................................................................#16198. The Nobody (0-35) $1,800..............................................................................#15899. “The Sniveling Whiner” Carl Braxton (0-90) $11,500.....................................#129

100. Razzle Dazzle (0-158) $17,700........................................................................#133101. Ricky the Wannabe King (0-159) $30,400......................................................#141102. Ultimate Manthing (0-159) $14,300...............................................................#140103. Job McJobberton (0-159) $7,100....................................................................#121104. Tattooed Drunken Sailor (0-160) $15,300.........................................................#90105. New Blood Jobber Jergins (0-160) $13,900........................................................#6106. Abraham Buster (0-160) $13,400.......................................................................#9107. Sexy Jesse Flexx (0-160) $10,800......................................................................#69108. Timbob Wrestlepants (0-161) $20,000...........................................................#114109. Marvin the Bruiser Cruiser (0-163) $18,800...................................................#145110. Ultra Dazzle (0-173) $25,400..........................................................................#139111. Full Nelson Andrews (0-173) $11,300...............................................................#79112. Earthworm Jem (0-176) $18,800......................................................................#82113. Hal the Walking Disease (0-178) $8,900.........................................................#149114. Shaun the Custodian (0-179) $1,200................................................................#85115. Paul the Flash (0-187) $24,200.........................................................................#42116. IMT/EXILE: Immortal Thor (0-193) $15,800....................................................#188117. IMT/Exile: Immortal Zeus (0-208) $15,500.......................................................#74118. FOE: Masked Brawler #6 (0-233) $9,100........................................................#164119. Zack Waddlehead (0-360) $29,500...................................................................#70

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NBL Matches 3

Card 1: Held in Rosemont (Attendance: 47,958)

Kaptain Kryptonite destroyed Mr. Bogus at 2:12 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 104.Kaptain Kryptonite bested COT: The First Seal at 28:53 (Muscle Buster) by 1.TBABIT: “The Vicious Vegan” Vortimer Vaughn pinned Earthworm Jem at 3:14 (Back

Elbow Smash) by 107.Nite Rider won over IMT: Mr. Justice Trace Tensen at 28:11 (Drive By) by 1.VIRUS/LPPF: Buzzard decked COT: Archangel Zadkiel at 29:23 (Scorpion Deathlock)

by 2.COT: Archangel Michael outmuscled Earthworm Jem at 3:54 (Palm Strike) by 114.COT: Archangel Michael defeated FOE: Masked Brawler #6 at 3:14 (Palm Strike) by

50.IMT: Terrence Super Bad Boyd pinned The Nobody at 1:52 (Ghetto Dope) by 151

(non-title).Main event: IMT: Bobo Cuba decked IMT: Terrence Super Bad Boyd at 48:14 (The

South Side Splash) by 4.

Card 2: Held in Lima (Attendance: 38,055)

IMT: Terrence Super Bad Boyd beat Mr. Bogus at 1:21 (Cross-Armbar) by 102 (non-title).

Kaptain Kryptonite outmuscled IMT: The Masked Pervert at 28:42 (Muscle Buster) by 3.

TBABIT: “The Vicious Vegan” Vortimer Vaughn won over Shaun the Custodian at 3:08 (Back Elbow Smash) by 69.

IMT: Mr. Justice Trace Tensen outmuscled TBABIT: “The Intellectual” Cornelius Crow-ley at 29:25 (Justified) by 2.

TBABIT: “The Broken” Keegan Crowley overpowered Sexy Jesse Flexx at 3:04 (Mounted Punches) by 85.

IMT: Terrence Super Bad Boyd beat Earthworm Jem at 2:02 (Cross-Armbar) by 114 (non-title).

IMT: RC Savage decked COT: Archangel Michael at 17:42 (Savage Kick) by 6.IMT: Terrence Super Bad Boyd overpowered Horace the Horrible at 6:53 (Cross-Arm-

bar) by 82 (non-title).Main event: IMT: Bobo Cuba defeated IMT: Mr. Fantastic Jake Hetfield at 16:14 (The

South Side Splash) by 8.

Card 3: Held in Las Vegas (Attendance: 36,982)

Sir Geldborg pinned Mr. Bogus at 1:53 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 100.IMT: Bobo Cuba annihilated Kaptain Kryptonite at 27:51 (The South Side Splash) by

3.TBABIT: “The Vicious Vegan” Vortimer Vaughn won over Tattooed Drunken Sailor at

5:33 (Back Elbow Smash) by 87.Southeast title: COT: Archangel Azrael pinned IMT: Mr. Justice Trace Tensen at

27:11 (The Azrael Armbar) by 3.COT: Archangel Michael beat Sexy Jesse Flexx at 5:59 (Palm Strike) by 84.Sir Geldborg decked Earthworm Jem at 3:05 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 112.COT: Archangel Michael over IMT/EXILE: Immortal Thor at 5:39 (Count Out).IMT: Terrence Super Bad Boyd destroyed FOE: Masked Brawler #6 at 7:19 (Cross-

Armbar) by 50 (non-title).Main event: IMT: Bobo Cuba won over IMT: The Masked Pervert at 18:56 (The South

Side Splash) by 6.

Card 4: Held in Tuscaloosa (Attendance: 38,763)

Kaptain Kryptonite beat New Blood Jobber Jergins at 1:58 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 94.

COT: Archangel Haniel defeated Kaptain Kryptonite at 27:57 (The Haniel Hammer-lock) by 2.

IMT: The Masked Pervert overpowered TBABIT: “The Vicious Vegan” Vortimer Vaughn at 28:51 (Perversions) by 4.

IMT: Mr. Justice Trace Tensen overpowered VIRUS/LPPF: Mad Mike Eaves at 28:12 (Justified) by 1.

IMT: Terrence Super Bad Boyd annihilated Sexy Jesse Flexx at 5:25 (Cross-Armbar) by 84 (non-title).

TBABIT: “The Broken” Keegan Crowley defeated Shaun the Custodian at 3:14 (Mounted Punches) by 77.

TBABIT: Manute “the Chucker” Bol won over COT: Abraham at 28:55 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 4.

IMT: Terrence Super Bad Boyd over IMT/EXILE: Immortal Thor at 5:29 (Count Out) (non-title).

Main event: IMT: Bobo Cuba defeated COT: Abraham at 30:40 (The South Side Splash) by 6.

Card 5: Held in Green Bay (Attendance: 44,130)

TBABIT: “The Vicious Vegan” Vortimer Vaughn pinned New Blood Jobber Jergins at 3:32 (Back Elbow Smash) by 85.

Kaptain Kryptonite defeated SOS/PERFECT: Henny N. Coke at 10:40 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 36.

TBABIT: “The Vicious Vegan” Vortimer Vaughn pinned Timbob Wrestlepants at 2:42 (Back Elbow Smash) by 87.

IMT: Terrence Super Bad Boyd beat Buggawabble the Voodoo Prince at 2:50 (Cross-Armbar) by 80 (non-title).

Sir Geldborg destroyed Sexy Jesse Flexx at 4:13 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 82.COT: Archangel Michael overpowered Shaun the Custodian at 5:22 (Palm Strike) by

76.Korporal Kryptonite beat COT: Abraham at 28:26 (Kryptonite Shooting Star) by 3.VIRUS/LPPF: Buzzard won over COT: Archangel Sandalphon at 27:02 (Scorpion

Deathlock) by 3.Main event: IMT: RC Savage tied IMT: Bobo Cuba (Time Limit).

Card 6: Held in Reynosa (Attendance: 48,099)

TBABIT: “The Broken” Keegan Crowley over New Blood Jobber Jergins at 4:28 (CountOut).

Kaptain Kryptonite outmuscled SOS/PERFECT: B.O.N.E.S. at 8:56 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 42.

TBABIT: “The Vicious Vegan” Vortimer Vaughn outmuscled Job McJobberton at 3:45 (Back Elbow Smash) by 85.

Sir Geldborg won over Buggawabble the Voodoo Prince at 1:56 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 78.

TBABIT: “The Broken” Keegan Crowley beat Zack Waddlehead at 1:19 (Mounted Punches) by 143.

IMT: Terrence Super Bad Boyd pinned Shaun the Custodian at 2:26 (Cross-Armbar) by 76 (non-title).

Kaptain Midnite outmuscled COT: Abraham at 29:35 (Blackout) by 3.Sir Geldborg won over The Nobody at 1:18 (Jackhammer) by 152.Main event: IMT: Bobo Cuba destroyed VIRUS/LPPF: Trojan Surprise at 31:35 (The

South Side Splash) by 1.

Card 7: Held in Pineville (Attendance: 39,655)

COT: Archangel Michael pinned New Blood Jobber Jergins at 5:50 (Palm Strike) by 92.

4 NBL Matches

Kaptain Kryptonite overpowered COT: Abraham at 27:23 (Muscle Buster) by 3.TBABIT: “The Vicious Vegan” Vortimer Vaughn bested Razzle Dazzle at 6:28 (Back

Elbow Smash) by 89.IMT: Terrence Super Bad Boyd bested Jerry Vitallio at 6:00 (Cross-Armbar) by 88

(non-title).IMT: Bobo Cuba beat Zack Waddlehead at 2:40 (Cross-Armbar) by 142 (non-title).Sir Geldborg pinned Shaun the Custodian at 5:22 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 74.Nite Rider annihilated COT: Abraham at 28:45 (Drive By) by 3.VIRUS/LPPF: Trojan Surprise bested TBABIT: The Loose Cannon at 17:13 (Scorpion

Deathlock) by 9.Main event: COT: Archangel Uriel tied IMT: Bobo Cuba at 6:16 (Double Count Out).

Card 8: Held in Sparks (Attendance: 32,474)

IMT: Terrence Super Bad Boyd won over New Blood Jobber Jergins at 4:17 (Cross-Armbar) by 92 (non-title).

COT: Archangel Raphael pinned Kaptain Kryptonite at 29:38 (The Raphael Rib-Breaker) by 3.

TBABIT: “The Vicious Vegan” Vortimer Vaughn over Ultra Dazzle at 4:15 (Count Out).Sir Geldborg overpowered Jerry Vitallio at 2:15 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 86.COT: Archangel Michael decked Zack Waddlehead at 2:23 (Palm Strike) by 142.VIRUS/LPPF: Trojan Surprise bested COT: The Third Seal at 20:41 (Scorpion

Deathlock) by 6.COT: Abraham drew TBABIT: “The Intellectual” Cornelius Crowley (Time Limit).Sir Geldborg beat Horace the Horrible at 5:44 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 80.Main event: IMT: Bobo Cuba defeated VIRUS/LPPF: Hawk at 56:37 (The South Side

Splash) by 2.

Card 9: Held in Zagreb (Attendance: 30,664)

Sir Geldborg over New Blood Jobber Jergins at 3:10 (Count Out).Kaptain Kryptonite over SOS/PERFECT: Jadezilla A. Sap at 5:50 (Disqualification: used

belt to hit opponent).TBABIT: “The Vicious Vegan” Vortimer Vaughn decked Ultimate Manthing at 2:05

(Back Elbow Smash) by 80.TBABIT: Broski Bradley beat Major Payne at 4:42 (Cross-Armbar) by 96.IMT: Terrence Super Bad Boyd annihilated Zack Waddlehead at 0:42 (Cross-Armbar)

by 142 (non-title).Brisco McDaniel defeated IMT: The Masked Pervert at 28:39 (Bucklebomb) by 3.COT: Abraham overpowered TBABIT: The Loose Cannon at 28:47 (The Abraham

Armbar) by 4.Sir Geldborg won over FOE: Masked Brawler #6 at 9:58 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 48.Main event: IMT: Bobo Cuba pinned IMT: Mr. Justice Trace Tensen at 30:03 (The

South Side Splash) by 4.

Card 10: Held in New Haven (Attendance: 42,536)

Kaptain Kryptonite defeated Abraham Buster at 3:42 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 99.Kaptain Kryptonite pinned Timbob Wrestlepants at 4:09 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 96.TBABIT: “The Vicious Vegan” Vortimer Vaughn pinned Ricky the Wannabe King at

5:13 (Back Elbow Smash) by 95.TBABIT: Amazing Fred bested Major Payne at 0:24 (Superplex) by 159.Sir Geldborg pinned Zack Waddlehead at 2:19 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 140.Brisco McDaniel annihilated COT: Abraham at 27:05 (Bucklebomb) by 3.VIRUS/LPPF: Crow destroyed COT: Abraham at 29:41 (Stunner) by 1.Sir Geldborg defeated IMT/EXILE: Immortal Thor at 10:12 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 38.Main event: IMT: Bobo Cuba decked VIRUS/LPPF: Buzzard at 47:35 (The South Side

Splash) by 1.

Card 11: Held in Tunis (Attendance: 40,858)

TBABIT: “The Vicious Vegan” Vortimer Vaughn defeated Abraham Buster at 1:40 (Back Elbow Smash) by 90.

Kaptain Kryptonite overpowered Job McJobberton at 6:24 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 94.

TBABIT: “The Vicious Vegan” Vortimer Vaughn bested Marvin the Bruiser Cruiser at 2:18 (Back Elbow Smash) by 89.

TBABIT: Rock “Paper” Scissors outmuscled Major Payne at 2:09 (Superplex) by 158.TBABIT: “The Broken” Keegan Crowley over IMT/Exile: Immortal Zeus at 28:06

(Count Out).COT: Archangel Uriel decked Brisco McDaniel at 28:41 (The Uriel Upside Down DDT)

by 3.COT: Archangel Uriel decked TBABIT: Manute “the Chucker” Bol at 29:23 (The Uriel

Upside Down DDT) by 2.VIRUS/LPPF: Buzzard overpowered TBABIT: The Loose Cannon at 24:06 (Scorpion

Deathlock) by 9.Main event: IMT: Bobo Cuba pinned TBABIT: Debate Club Captain at 53:03 (The

South Side Splash) by 2.

Card 12: Held in Chicago (Attendance: 36,602)

TBABIT: “The Broken” Keegan Crowley over Abraham Buster at 2:23 (Count Out).Kaptain Kryptonite annihilated “The Sniveling Whiner” Carl Braxton at 3:43 (Turn-

buckle Smash) by 118.TBABIT: “The Vicious Vegan” Vortimer Vaughn over Hal the Walking Disease at 1:35

(Disqualification: nail file).IMT: Terrence Super Bad Boyd defeated Major Payne at 6:48 (Cross-Armbar) by 96

(non-title).COT: Archangel Michael annihilated IMT/Exile: Immortal Zeus at 6:19 (Back Elbow

Smash) by 61.VIRUS/LPPF: Trojan Surprise destroyed Brisco McDaniel at 28:53 (Scorpion

Deathlock) by 2.IMT: RC Savage annihilated TBABIT: Manute “the Chucker” Bol at 29:35 (Savage Kick)

by 2.Kaptain Kryptonite* and TBABIT: “The Vicious Vegan” Vortimer Vaughn overpow-

ered IMT: Mr. Justice Trace Tensen and Mr. Fantastic Jake Hetfield* at 28:39 (Kryptonian Stunner) by 2.

Main event: IMT: Bobo Cuba won over Kaptain Kryptonite at 49:47 (The South Side Splash) by 3.

Card 13: Held in Columbus (Attendance: 36,723)

COT: Archangel Michael outmuscled Abraham Buster at 5:37 (Palm Strike) by 97.Kaptain Kryptonite overpowered The New Age: Marshall Von Erich at 6:57 (Turn-

buckle Smash) by 51.VIRUS/LPPF: Trojan Surprise annihilated TBABIT: “The Vicious Vegan” Vortimer

Vaughn at 23:04 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 9.Sir Geldborg bested Major Payne at 3:06 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 94.IMT: Terrence Super Bad Boyd won over IMT/Exile: Immortal Zeus at 9:47 (Cross-

Armbar) by 41 (non-title).IMT: RC Savage pinned Brisco McDaniel at 28:59 (Savage Kick) by 3.VIRUS/LPPF: Buzzard won over TBABIT: Manute “the Chucker” Bol at 29:43 (Scor-

pion Deathlock) by 1.Kaptain Kryptonite* and VIRUS/LPPF: Hawk pinned IMT: Mr. Justice Trace Tensen

and Mr. Fantastic Jake Hetfield* at 24:05 (Kryptonian Stunner) by 10 (Guest Ref-eree: Marvin the Bruiser Cruiser).

Main event: IMT: Bobo Cuba annihilated Mailcount Man at 56:07 (The South Side Splash) by 3.

NBL Matches 5

Card 14: Held in Pierre (Attendance: 43,544)

IMT: Terrence Super Bad Boyd defeated Abraham Buster at 1:56 (Cross-Armbar) by 97 (non-title).

Kaptain Kryptonite overpowered Razzle Dazzle at 2:10 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 98.TBABIT: “The Vicious Vegan” Vortimer Vaughn won over FOE: Masked Brawler #6 at

8:51 (Back Elbow Smash) by 43.Southwest title: COT: The Sixth Seal defeated VIRUS/LPPF: Buzzard at 29:56 (The

Sixth Spinebuster) by 5.Sir Geldborg over IMT/Exile: Immortal Zeus at 4:31 (Count Out).VIRUS/LPPF: Buzzard annihilated Brisco McDaniel at 29:40 (Scorpion Deathlock) by

2.COT: Archangel Uriel pinned Korporal Kryptonite at 28:37 (The Uriel Upside Down

DDT) by 3.Kaptain Kryptonite* and TBABIT: “The Broken” Keegan Crowley beat IMT: Mr. Justice

Trace Tensen and Mr. Fantastic Jake Hetfield* at 24:48 (Kryptonian Stunner) by 9.Main event: IMT: Bobo Cuba outmuscled Preacherman at 57:22 (The South Side

Splash) by 1.

Card 15: Held in Hollywood (Attendance: 40,520)

Sir Geldborg over Abraham Buster at 5:27 (Count Out).Kaptain Kryptonite overpowered Ultra Dazzle at 0:57 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 105.VIRUS/LPPF: Buzzard outmuscled TBABIT: “The Vicious Vegan” Vortimer Vaughn at

23:45 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 9.TBABIT: Bearer of Palls destroyed Luke Bartson at 1:21 (Superplex) by 175.VIRUS/LPPF: Hawk annihilated The Human Jackhammer at 28:31 (Scorpion

Deathlock) by 1.TBABIT: “The Broken” Keegan Crowley overpowered Tattooed Drunken Sailor at 4:14

(Mounted Punches) by 95.VIRUS/LPPF: Trojan Surprise annihilated Korporal Kryptonite at 29:39 (Scorpion

Deathlock) by 2.IMT: Mr. Justice Trace Tensen and Mr. Fantastic Jake Hetfield* overpowered Kaptain

Kryptonite* and SOS/PERFECT: Feng Shui Al Saputra at 28:15 (Demon Drop) by 5.Main event: IMT: Bobo Cuba outmuscled All + All Man at 56:39 (The South Side

Splash) by 3.

Card 16: Held in Jacksonville (Attendance: 40,996)

Kaptain Kryptonite overpowered Awesome Sean MCA at 8:25 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 43.

Kaptain Kryptonite outmuscled Ultimate Manthing at 6:22 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 89.

TBABIT: “The Vicious Vegan” Vortimer Vaughn overpowered IMT/EXILE: Immortal Thor at 5:09 (Palm Strike) by 39.

TBABIT: “Weeping” Willow defeated Luke Bartson at 1:46 (Flying Dropkick) by 109.VIRUS/LPPF: Hawk pinned The Lumberjack at 27:41 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 1.COT: Archangel Michael overpowered Tattooed Drunken Sailor at 2:54 (Palm Strike)

by 94.IMT: RC Savage defeated Korporal Kryptonite at 28:45 (Savage Kick) by 3.Kaptain Kryptonite* and TBABIT: “The Intellectual” Cornelius Crowley overpowered

IMT: Mr. Justice Trace Tensen and Mr. Fantastic Jake Hetfield* at 22:40 (Krypto-nian Stunner) by 6.

Main event: IMT: Bobo Cuba bested The Lumberjack at 27:15 (The South Side Splash) by 3.

Card 17: Held in Birmingham (Attendance: 41,694)

TBABIT: Debate Club Captain annihilated Kaptain Kryptonite at 28:49 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 1.

Kaptain Kryptonite destroyed Ricky the Wannabe King at 4:25 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 104.

TBABIT: Luke Warm over Hector Marinaro at 1:08 (Count Out).TBABIT: Beatrice won over Luke Bartson at 1:36 (Mounted Punches) by 110.Preacherman defeated VIRUS/LPPF: Hawk at 28:48 (Flaming Sword of Wrath) by 1

(non-title).IMT: Terrence Super Bad Boyd defeated Tattooed Drunken Sailor at 2:15 (Cross-Arm-

bar) by 94 (non-title).VIRUS/LPPF: Buzzard won over Korporal Kryptonite at 28:23 (Scorpion Deathlock) by

2.Kaptain Kryptonite* and VIRUS/LPPF: Mad Mike Eaves outmuscled IMT: Mr. Justice

Trace Tensen and Mr. Fantastic Jake Hetfield* at 19:51 (Kryptonian Stunner) by 7.

Card 18: Held in Cadiz (Attendance: 47,468)

Kaptain Kryptonite outmuscled SOS/PERFECT: Samuel Swagger at 6:57 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 54.

Kaptain Kryptonite overpowered Marvin the Bruiser Cruiser at 6:21 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 98.

TBABIT: Alexandria decked Hector Marinaro at 2:12 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 161.Sir Geldborg bested Luke Bartson at 0:51 (Jackhammer) by 174.VIRUS/LPPF: Hawk drew COT: The Fourth Seal at 6:29 (Double Disqualification).Sir Geldborg overpowered Tattooed Drunken Sailor at 3:17 (Turnbuckle Smash) by

92.COT: Archangel Uriel pinned Kaptain Midnite at 27:03 (The Uriel Upside Down DDT)

by 3.Kaptain Kryptonite* and VIRUS/LPPF: Vulture won over IMT: Mr. Justice Trace

Tensen and Mr. Fantastic Jake Hetfield* at 19:29 (Kryptonian Stunner) by 9.

Card 19: Held in Edmonton (Attendance: 47,572)

Kaptain Kryptonite won over Hector Marinaro at 0:31 (Muscle Buster) by 162.Kaptain Kryptonite bested Hal the Walking Disease at 4:35 (Turnbuckle Smash) by

107.TBABIT: Bill Bonham, Jr. bested Hector Marinaro at 0:20 (Scorpion Deathlock) by

160.Sir Geldborg over “Gun-Toting” Benny Sherrif at 5:05 (Count Out).VIRUS/LPPF: Hawk beat Brisco McDaniel at 28:54 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 1.TBABIT: “The Broken” Keegan Crowley outmuscled IMT: The Masked Pervert at

27:38 (Diving Elbow Drop) by 4.VIRUS/LPPF: Trojan Surprise annihilated Kaptain Midnite at 29:55 (Scorpion

Deathlock) by 2.Kaptain Kryptonite* and VIRUS/LPPF: Crow won over IMT: Mr. Justice Trace Tensen

and Mr. Fantastic Jake Hetfield* at 18:31 (Kryptonian Stunner) by 9.

Card 20: Held in Aruba (Attendance: 35,052)

Kaptain Kryptonite over Doc Chapman at 28:46 (Count Out).Kaptain Kryptonite overpowered Taz the Mobster Jr. at 5:32 (Turnbuckle Smash) by

37.Sir Geldborg over Hector Marinaro at 2:51 (Count Out).IMT: Terrence Super Bad Boyd annihilated Bling Dogg at 4:32 (Cross-Armbar) by 87

(non-title).

6 NBL Matches

VIRUS/LPPF: Hawk annihilated COT: Archangel Ariel at 29:51 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 2.

TBABIT: “The Broken” Keegan Crowley annihilated Timbob Wrestlepants at 3:33 (Mounted Punches) by 95.

IMT: RC Savage outmuscled Kaptain Midnite at 27:24 (Savage Kick) by 3.IMT: The Masked Pervert and Terrence Super Bad Boyd* decked IMT: Mr. Justice

Trace Tensen and Mr. Fantastic Jake Hetfield* at 16:37 (Ghetto Dope) by 8.

Card 21: Held in Dallas (Attendance: 43,008)

Kaptain Kryptonite decked SOS/PERFECT: Xavier X at 6:52 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 39.COT: Archangel Uriel annihilated Kaptain Kryptonite at 28:30 (The Uriel Upside

Down DDT) by 3.IMT: Terrence Super Bad Boyd decked Doc Chapman at 2:56 (Shoulder Breaker) by

129 (non-title).Sir Geldborg overpowered Bling Dogg at 4:47 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 85.IMT: Bobo Cuba destroyed VIRUS/LPPF: Hawk at 28:37 (The South Side Splash) by 2

(non-title).TBABIT: “The Broken” Keegan Crowley over Job McJobberton at 2:35 (Disqualifica-

tion: refused to break choke).VIRUS/LPPF: Buzzard beat Kaptain Midnite at 27:52 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 2.League Tag-team titles: TBABIT: Luke Warm* and Broski Bradley overpowered

IMT: Mr. Justice Trace Tensen and Mr. Fantastic Jake Hetfield* at 10:11 (Scor-pion Deathlock) by 14.

Card 22: Held in Athens (Attendance: 47,225)

Kaptain Kryptonite drew COT: Archangel Jeremiel at 2:08 (No Contest).Kaptain Kryptonite beat The Nobody at 2:59 (Muscle Buster) by 152.Sir Geldborg pinned Doc Chapman at 1:57 (Fallaway Slam) by 129.IMT: Terrence Super Bad Boyd defeated Carl Rhinestone at 2:32 (Cross-Armbar) by

100 (non-title).VIRUS/LPPF: Hawk defeated Korporal Kryptonite at 29:51 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 1.TBABIT: “The Broken” Keegan Crowley pinned Razzle Dazzle at 1:54 (Mounted

Punches) by 97.COT: Archangel Uriel defeated Nite Rider at 27:50 (The Uriel Upside Down DDT) by

3.TBABIT: Alexandria and Amazing Fred* overpowered IMT: Mr. Justice Trace Tensen

and Mr. Fantastic Jake Hetfield* at 22:52 (Cross-Armbar) by 8.

Card 23: Held in Spokane (Attendance: 39,419)

Kaptain Kryptonite destroyed Wesley Swipes at 1:02 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 100.VIRUS/LPPF: Trojan Surprise destroyed Kaptain Kryptonite at 28:34 (Scorpion

Deathlock) by 2.The Prophet annihilated SOS/PERFECT: Xavier X at 5:59 (Brainbuster) by 80.Sir Geldborg destroyed Carl Rhinestone at 4:32 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 98.VIRUS/LPPF: Hawk beat Kaptain Midnite at 29:44 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 1.TBABIT: “The Broken” Keegan Crowley annihilated Ultra Dazzle at 1:11 (Mounted

Punches) by 104.VIRUS/LPPF: Trojan Surprise beat Nite Rider at 29:51 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 2.TBABIT: Bill Bonham, Jr.* and Rock “Paper” Scissors beat IMT: Mr. Justice Trace

Tensen and Mr. Fantastic Jake Hetfield* at 13:38 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 12.

Card 24: Held in Bombay (Attendance: 41,798)

COT: Archangel Jophiel won over Kaptain Kryptonite at 27:52 (The Jophiel Jackknife) by 1.

Kaptain Kryptonite overpowered Horace the Horrible at 5:24 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 84.

VIRUS/LPPF: Trojan Surprise won over COT: Archangel Jeremiel at 27:14 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 2.

IMT: Terrence Super Bad Boyd overpowered “The Rock Fox” Sly Creed at 0:53 (Cross-Armbar) by 110 (non-title).

VIRUS/LPPF: Hawk outmuscled Nite Rider at 28:57 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 1.TBABIT: “The Broken” Keegan Crowley pinned Ultimate Manthing at 1:46 (Mounted

Punches) by 88.IMT: RC Savage beat Nite Rider at 29:00 (Savage Kick) by 3.TBABIT: Luke Warm and Broski Bradley* outmuscled Major Payne and Luke Bartson*

at 2:32 (Cross-Armbar) by 84.

Card 25: Held in Fort Wayne (Attendance: 31,580)

Kaptain Kryptonite pinned Grumbles the Clown at 3:12 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 114.Kaptain Kryptonite beat FOE: Masked Brawler #6 at 5:07 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 52.IMT: Terrence Super Bad Boyd over Wesley Swipes at 2:54 (Count Out) (non-title).Sir Geldborg won over “The Rock Fox” Sly Creed at 0:33 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 108.TBABIT: Solomon “the Strongman” Crowley annihilated VIRUS/LPPF: Hawk at 27:26

(Short Arm Clothesline) by 4 (non-title).TBABIT: “The Broken” Keegan Crowley pinned Ricky the Wannabe King at 2:44

(Mounted Punches) by 103.VIRUS/LPPF: Buzzard destroyed Nite Rider at 28:54 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 2.TBABIT: Luke Warm* and Broski Bradley overpowered IMT: The Masked Pervert and

Terrence Super Bad Boyd* at 17:58 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 6.

Card 26: Held in Concord (Attendance: 31,549)

COT: Archangel Metatron bested Kaptain Kryptonite at 29:10 (The Metatron Moon-sault) by 5.

IMT: RC Savage pinned Kaptain Kryptonite at 28:33 (Savage Kick) by 3.Sir Geldborg annihilated Wesley Swipes at 6:56 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 96.Mailcount Man destroyed IMT: Mr. Fantastic Jake Hetfield at 29:00 (Mailcount May-

hem) by 5.VIRUS/LPPF: Hawk destroyed TBABIT: “Hot Tag” Jerry Zag at 27:45 (Scorpion

Deathlock) by 4.TBABIT: “The Broken” Keegan Crowley won over Marvin the Bruiser Cruiser at 6:36

(Mounted Punches) by 97.IMT: Terrence Super Bad Boyd over Timbob Wrestlepants at 5:59 (Count Out) (non-

title).TBABIT: Alexandria and Amazing Fred* decked IMT: The Masked Pervert and Ter-

rence Super Bad Boyd* at 27:04 (Headbutt) by 2.

Card 27: Held in Geneva (Attendance: 30,664)

Kaptain Kryptonite defeated Paul the Flash at 4:11 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 117.VIRUS/LPPF: Vulture annihilated Kaptain Kryptonite at 28:50 (Scorpion Deathlock)

by 3.IMT: RC Savage annihilated COT: Archangel Jophiel at 28:31 (Savage Kick) by 2.All + All Man pinned IMT: Mr. Fantastic Jake Hetfield at 27:28 (All In) by 5.VIRUS/LPPF: Hawk beat COT: Archangel Raguel at 29:06 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 3.TBABIT: “The Broken” Keegan Crowley over Hal the Walking Disease at 9:08 (Dis-

qualification: refused to break choke).

NBL Matches 7

Sir Geldborg destroyed Timbob Wrestlepants at 5:00 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 92.TV Tag-team titles: TBABIT: Bill Bonham, Jr.* and Rock “Paper” Scissors destroyed

IMT: The Masked Pervert and Terrence Super Bad Boyd* at 27:34 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 4.

Card 28: Held in Laramie (Attendance: 40,664)

Kaptain Kryptonite decked l337 h4x02z at 5:42 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 66.VIRUS/LPPF: Buzzard destroyed Kaptain Kryptonite at 28:01 (Scorpion Deathlock) by

2.IMT: Terrence Super Bad Boyd won over Grumbles the Clown at 2:11 (Cross-Armbar)

by 112 (non-title).The Human Jackhammer won over IMT: Mr. Fantastic Jake Hetfield at 27:26 (Ham-

mertime) by 5.VIRUS/LPPF: Hawk defeated TBABIT: The Loose Cannon at 22:24 (Scorpion

Deathlock) by 8.COT: Archangel Uriel pinned TBABIT: “The Broken” Keegan Crowley at 28:33 (The

Uriel Upside Down DDT) by 2.COT: Archangel Sandalphon annihilated TBABIT: “The Intellectual” Cornelius Crowley

at 29:55 (The Sandalphon Spear) by 2 (World championship).League Six-man titles: TBABIT: Bearer of Palls*, Luke Warm, and Broski Bradley

won over Kaptain Kryptonite*, TBABIT: “The Vicious Vegan” Vortimer Vaughn, and VIRUS/LPPF: Hawk at 17:33 (Superplex) by 6.

Card 29: Held in Buffalo (Attendance: 33,492)

Kaptain Kryptonite bested SOS/PERFECT: Lucas Legend Lee at 9:46 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 38.

Kaptain Kryptonite bested VIRUS/LPPF: Crow at 28:25 (Muscle Buster) by 2.Sir Geldborg defeated Grumbles the Clown at 4:57 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 110.The Lumberjack annihilated IMT: Mr. Fantastic Jake Hetfield at 27:36 (Stumpbuster)

by 5.The Human Jackhammer beat IMT: The Masked Pervert at 29:09 (Hammertime) by

3.VIRUS/LPPF: Trojan Surprise won over TBABIT: “The Broken” Keegan Crowley at

27:45 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 1.COT: Archangel Uriel beat TBABIT: “The Intellectual” Cornelius Crowley at 21:24 (The

Uriel Upside Down DDT) by 6.TBABIT: “Weeping” Willow*, Bill Bonham, Jr., and Rock “Paper” Scissors bested Kap-

tain Kryptonite*, TBABIT: “The Vicious Vegan” Vortimer Vaughn, and VIRUS/LPPF: Hawk at 29:48 (Superplex) by 1.

Card 30: Held in San Antonio (Attendance: 38,052)

Kaptain Kryptonite bested SOS/PERFECT: Thrasher A. Saputra at 9:13 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 36.

Kaptain Kryptonite beat IMT/EXILE: Immortal Thor at 6:19 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 42.

East Coast title: COT: Archangel Metatron pinned IMT: The Masked Pervert at 21:01 (The Metatron Moonsault) by 8.

Preacherman overpowered IMT: Mr. Fantastic Jake Hetfield at 19:46 (Flaming Sword of Wrath) by 7.

The Human Jackhammer defeated COT: Abraham at 29:27 (Hammertime) by 3.TBABIT: “The Broken” Keegan Crowley pinned FOE: Masked Brawler #6 at 5:41

(Mounted Punches) by 51.IMT: RC Savage destroyed TBABIT: “The Intellectual” Cornelius Crowley at 16:52

(Savage Kick) by 6.

TBABIT: Alexandria, Amazing Fred, and Beatrice* beat Kaptain Kryptonite*, TBABIT: “The Vicious Vegan” Vortimer Vaughn, and VIRUS/LPPF: Hawk at 29:44 (Super-plex) by 3.

Card 31: Held in Woodsfield (Attendance: 30,818)

Kaptain Kryptonite bested Gustav Steinburger at 4:35 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 87.Sir Geldborg outmuscled Awesome Sean MCA at 4:38 (Flying Dropkick) by 48.Central Plains title: COT: Archangel Raziel overpowered IMT: Mr. Fantastic Jake

Hetfield at 23:15 (The Raziel Rib-Breaker) by 9.Brisco McDaniel overpowered IMT: Mr. Fantastic Jake Hetfield at 29:02 (Buckle-

bomb) by 5.COT: Archangel Uriel won over The Human Jackhammer at 27:36 (The Uriel Upside

Down DDT) by 3.VIRUS/LPPF: Buzzard annihilated TBABIT: “The Broken” Keegan Crowley at 28:49

(Scorpion Deathlock) by 1.VIRUS/LPPF: Buzzard overpowered TBABIT: “The Intellectual” Cornelius Crowley at

28:26 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 5.TBABIT: Bearer of Palls*, Luke Warm, and Broski Bradley pinned Hector Marinaro,

Major Payne*, and Luke Bartson at 3:20 (Superplex) by 106.

Card 32: Held in Nice (Attendance: 46,132)

Kaptain Kryptonite beat Jay “The Man of Wonder” Awesome at 3:38 (Fallaway Slam)by 120.

TBABIT: Debate Club Captain overpowered COT: The Seventh Seal at 27:42 (ScorpionDeathlock) by 3.

TBABIT: “The Broken” Keegan Crowley overpowered Paul the Flash at 1:50 (Mounted Punches) by 116.

IMT: Bobo Cuba destroyed IMT: Mr. Fantastic Jake Hetfield at 18:43 (The South Side Splash) by 8.

VIRUS/LPPF: Trojan Surprise destroyed The Human Jackhammer at 27:01 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 2.

TBABIT: “The Broken” Keegan Crowley overpowered IMT/EXILE: Immortal Thor at 4:08 (Palm Strike) by 47.

IMT: Terrence Super Bad Boyd overpowered Job McJobberton at 2:26 (Cross-Arm-bar) by 92 (non-title).

TBABIT: Bearer of Palls*, Luke Warm, and Broski Bradley destroyed TBABIT: “Weep-ing” Willow*, Bill Bonham, Jr., and Rock “Paper” Scissors at 28:11 (Superplex) by 5.

Card 33: Held in Juneau (Attendance: 41,462)

Kaptain Kryptonite outmuscled IMT: Mr. Justice Trace Tensen at 29:57 (Muscle Buster) by 1.

TBABIT: Debate Club Captain tied COT: Archangel Gabriel at 5:07 (No Contest).COT: Archangel Michael overpowered Paul the Flash at 3:56 (Palm Strike) by 115.COT: Archangel Haniel pinned IMT: Mr. Fantastic Jake Hetfield at 21:15 (The Haniel

Hammerlock) by 7.IMT: RC Savage defeated The Human Jackhammer at 29:52 (Savage Kick) by 3.COT: The Second Seal tied IMT: RC Savage at 6:30 (Double Count Out).Sir Geldborg over Job McJobberton at 1:29 (Disqualification: nail file).TV Six-man titles: TBABIT: Alexandria, Amazing Fred, and Beatrice* defeated

TBABIT: “Weeping” Willow*, Bill Bonham, Jr., and Rock “Paper” Scissors at 29:34 (Superplex) by 2.

8 NBL Matches

Card 34: Held in Toronto (Attendance: 31,385)

Kaptain Kryptonite pinned Buggawabble the Voodoo Prince at 1:38 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 82.

TBABIT: Debate Club Captain won over Mailcount Man at 27:17 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 1.

IMT: Terrence Super Bad Boyd beat Paul the Flash at 3:05 (Cross-Armbar) by 115 (non-title).

Korporal Kryptonite overpowered IMT: Mr. Fantastic Jake Hetfield at 28:56 (Kryp-tonite Shooting Star) by 5.

VIRUS/LPPF: Buzzard decked The Human Jackhammer at 29:21 (Scorpion Deathlock)by 2.

COT: The First Seal decked IMT: The Masked Pervert at 27:35 (The First Figure-Four) by 2.

IMT: Terrence Super Bad Boyd bested “The Sniveling Whiner” Carl Braxton at 3:36 (Cross-Armbar) by 116 (non-title).

Card 35: Held in New Orleans (Attendance: 45,621)

Kaptain Kryptonite destroyed Jerry Vitallio at 2:15 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 90.TBABIT: Debate Club Captain bested All + All Man at 29:15 (Scorpion Deathlock) by

1.Sir Geldborg bested Paul the Flash at 2:13 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 113.Kaptain Midnite beat IMT: Mr. Fantastic Jake Hetfield at 27:45 (Blackout) by 5.The Lumberjack beat IMT: The Masked Pervert at 28:34 (Stumpbuster) by 3.IMT: Bobo Cuba beat IMT: The Masked Pervert at 17:46 (The South Side Splash) by

6.Sir Geldborg defeated “The Sniveling Whiner” Carl Braxton at 3:26 (Turnbuckle

Smash) by 114.

Card 36: Held in Rotterdam (Attendance: 34,777)

Kaptain Kryptonite outmuscled Major Payne at 4:14 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 98.TBABIT: Debate Club Captain outmuscled The Human Jackhammer at 28:15 (Scor-

pion Deathlock) by 1.IMT: Terrence Super Bad Boyd over l337 h4x02z at 1:53 (Count Out) (non-title).Nite Rider pinned IMT: Mr. Fantastic Jake Hetfield at 28:37 (Drive By) by 5.IMT: Bobo Cuba beat The Lumberjack at 27:17 (The South Side Splash) by 3.Korporal Kryptonite decked IMT: The Masked Pervert at 28:26 (Kryptonite Shooting

Star) by 3.IMT: Terrence Super Bad Boyd annihilated Razzle Dazzle at 2:57 (Cross-Armbar) by

96 (non-title).

Card 37: Held in Brady Lake (Attendance: 46,923)

COT: The Sixth Seal won over Kaptain Kryptonite at 20:35 (The Sixth Spinebuster) by 7.

TBABIT: Debate Club Captain overpowered The Lumberjack at 28:39 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 1.

Sir Geldborg outmuscled l337 h4x02z at 3:27 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 62.COT: Noah annihilated IMT: Mr. Fantastic Jake Hetfield at 28:07 (The Ark Armbar) by

2.The Lumberjack outmuscled COT: Abraham at 27:34 (Stumpbuster) by 3.Kaptain Midnite defeated IMT: The Masked Pervert at 29:58 (Blackout) by 3.Sir Geldborg destroyed Razzle Dazzle at 5:55 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 94.

Card 38: Held in Belgrade (Attendance: 35,028)

Kaptain Kryptonite bested Luke Bartson at 0:43 (Muscle Buster) by 174.Preacherman outmuscled TBABIT: Debate Club Captain at 27:03 (Flaming Sword of

Wrath) by 1 (non-title).IMT: Terrence Super Bad Boyd over Gustav Steinburger at 14:08 (Disqualification:

nail file) (non-title).VIRUS/LPPF: Hawk outmuscled Mailcount Man at 27:00 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 1.COT: Archangel Uriel defeated The Lumberjack at 27:44 (The Uriel Upside Down

DDT) by 3.Nite Rider pinned IMT: The Masked Pervert at 28:17 (Drive By) by 3.IMT: Terrence Super Bad Boyd over Ultra Dazzle at 2:05 (Count Out) (non-title).

Card 39: Held in Bryn Mawr (Attendance: 44,281)

Kaptain Kryptonite decked “Gun-Toting” Benny Sherrif at 0:56 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 140.

TBABIT: Debate Club Captain overpowered Brisco McDaniel at 29:56 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 1.

Sir Geldborg outmuscled Gustav Steinburger at 6:51 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 83.Mailcount Man won over IMT: The Masked Pervert at 27:49 (Mailcount Mayhem) by

3.VIRUS/LPPF: Trojan Surprise destroyed The Lumberjack at 29:25 (Scorpion

Deathlock) by 2.IMT: The Masked Pervert decked COT: Moses at 28:32 (Perversions) by 1.Sir Geldborg overpowered Ultra Dazzle at 3:23 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 101.

Card 40: Held in Pensacola (Attendance: 37,327)

Kaptain Kryptonite defeated Bling Dogg at 5:04 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 89.IMT: Bobo Cuba annihilated TBABIT: Debate Club Captain at 28:39 (The South Side

Splash) by 2 (non-title).Sir Geldborg destroyed Jay “The Man of Wonder” Awesome at 1:49 (Fallaway Slam)

by 120.IMT: Bobo Cuba won over Mailcount Man at 27:13 (The South Side Splash) by 3.IMT: RC Savage defeated The Lumberjack at 28:31 (Savage Kick) by 3.IMT: Bobo Cuba annihilated COT: Abraham at 20:35 (The South Side Splash) by 6

(non-title).IMT: Terrence Super Bad Boyd won over Ultimate Manthing at 1:41 (Cross-Armbar)

by 87 (non-title).

Card 41: Held in Homewood (Attendance: 39,001)

Kaptain Kryptonite outmuscled Carl Rhinestone at 0:51 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 102.West Coast title: COT: Archangel Raphael overpowered TBABIT: Debate Club Cap-

tain at 29:15 (The Raphael Rib-Breaker) by 2.IMT: Mr. Justice Trace Tensen annihilated COT: The Fifth Seal at 27:58 (Justified) by 2.Mailcount Man pinned COT: Abraham at 29:27 (Mailcount Mayhem) by 3.VIRUS/LPPF: Buzzard overpowered The Lumberjack at 29:23 (Scorpion Deathlock)

by 2.IMT: Bobo Cuba drew COT: Archangel Uriel at 2:11 (Double Count Out).Sir Geldborg destroyed Ultimate Manthing at 3:01 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 85.

Card 42: Held in Luna (Attendance: 32,346)

Kaptain Kryptonite over SOS/PERFECT: KoKo A. Sap at 6:32 (Disqualification: used powder).

NBL Matches 9

TBABIT: Debate Club Captain destroyed Korporal Kryptonite at 28:23 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 1.

Mailcount Man overpowered IMT: Mr. Justice Trace Tensen at 28:54 (Mailcount Mayhem) by 1.

COT: Archangel Uriel annihilated Mailcount Man at 27:57 (The Uriel Upside Down DDT) by 3.

Preacherman annihilated IMT: The Masked Pervert at 29:39 (Flaming Sword of Wrath) by 5.

IMT: Bobo Cuba overpowered VIRUS/LPPF: Trojan Surprise at 28:14 (The South Side Splash) by 1 (non-title, ladder).

IMT: Terrence Super Bad Boyd bested Ricky the Wannabe King at 1:46 (Cross-Arm-bar) by 102 (non-title).

Card 43: Held in Norwalk (Attendance: 42,880)

Kaptain Kryptonite outmuscled “The Rock Fox” Sly Creed at 4:21 (Turnbuckle Smash)by 112.

TBABIT: Debate Club Captain overpowered Kaptain Midnite at 29:24 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 1.

All + All Man outmuscled IMT: Mr. Justice Trace Tensen at 29:59 (All In) by 1.VIRUS/LPPF: Trojan Surprise destroyed Mailcount Man at 27:48 (Scorpion

Deathlock) by 2.IMT: Bobo Cuba pinned Preacherman at 29:46 (The South Side Splash) by 1.IMT: Bobo Cuba drew IMT: RC Savage at 3:41 (No Contest).Sir Geldborg outmuscled Ricky the Wannabe King at 1:27 (Turnbuckle Smash) by

100.

Card 44: Held in Anniston (Attendance: 32,002)

Kaptain Kryptonite won over COT: The Fifth Seal at 27:32 (Muscle Buster) by 3.TBABIT: Debate Club Captain overpowered Nite Rider at 28:19 (Scorpion Deathlock)

by 1.The Human Jackhammer outmuscled IMT: Mr. Justice Trace Tensen at 29:59 (Ham-

mertime) by 1.IMT: RC Savage destroyed Mailcount Man at 27:39 (Savage Kick) by 3.Great Lakes title: Preacherman overpowered COT: Abraham at 27:15 (Flaming

Sword of Wrath) by 5.IMT: Bobo Cuba decked VIRUS/LPPF: Buzzard at 29:50 (The South Side Splash) by 1.IMT: Terrence Super Bad Boyd over Marvin the Bruiser Cruiser at 22:16 (Count Out)

(non-title).

Card 45: Held in Fairview (Attendance: 46,950)

Kaptain Kryptonite destroyed IMT: Mr. Fantastic Jake Hetfield at 27:51 (Muscle Buster) by 5.

VIRUS/LPPF: Vulture pinned TBABIT: Debate Club Captain at 27:08 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 2.

The Lumberjack decked IMT: Mr. Justice Trace Tensen at 28:42 (Stumpbuster) by 1.VIRUS/LPPF: Buzzard outmuscled Mailcount Man at 27:19 (Scorpion Deathlock) by

2.COT: Archangel Uriel won over Preacherman at 28:57 (The Uriel Upside Down DDT)

by 1.COT: Archangel Michael beat Timbob Wrestlepants at 5:22 (Palm Strike) by 94.Sir Geldborg bested Marvin the Bruiser Cruiser at 5:34 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 94.

Card 46: Held in Hanoi (Attendance: 44,688)

Kaptain Kryptonite over Sexy Jesse Flexx at 3:43 (Disqualification: razor in boot).Sir Geldborg over SOS/PERFECT: Samuel Swagger at 6:01 (Disqualification: manager

in ring).Preacherman destroyed IMT: Mr. Justice Trace Tensen at 29:23 (Flaming Sword of

Wrath) by 3 (non-title).VIRUS/LPPF: Hawk beat All + All Man at 28:52 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 1.Preacherman tied VIRUS/LPPF: Trojan Surprise (Time Limit).COT: Archangel Michael decked Job McJobberton at 1:56 (Palm Strike) by 92.TBABIT: Solomon “the Strongman” Crowley defeated COT: Archangel Uriel at 27:10

(Short Arm Clothesline) by 2 (non-title).

Card 47: Held in Cologne (Attendance: 42,626)

Kaptain Kryptonite annihilated Zack Waddlehead at 1:27 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 144.TBABIT: “The Vicious Vegan” Vortimer Vaughn won over Paul the Flash at 1:48 (Back

Elbow Smash) by 108.Brisco McDaniel won over IMT: Mr. Justice Trace Tensen at 29:05 (Bucklebomb) by 1.All + All Man destroyed IMT: The Masked Pervert at 28:18 (All In) by 3.IMT: RC Savage overpowered Preacherman at 27:59 (Savage Kick) by 1.COT: Archangel Michael pinned Razzle Dazzle at 3:10 (Palm Strike) by 96.Mid-Atlantic title: TBABIT: Solomon “the Strongman” Crowley overpowered IMT:

RC Savage at 29:02 (Short Arm Clothesline) by 2.

Card 48: Held in Helsinki (Attendance: 32,359)

Kaptain Kryptonite pinned IMT/Exile: Immortal Zeus at 9:48 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 43.

IMT: Mr. Justice Trace Tensen defeated TBABIT: “The Vicious Vegan” Vortimer Vaughn at 16:43 (Justified) by 6.

TBABIT: “The Broken” Keegan Crowley destroyed IMT: Mr. Justice Trace Tensen at 27:15 (Diving Elbow Drop) by 2.

IMT: Bobo Cuba outmuscled All + All Man at 27:58 (The South Side Splash) by 3.Preacherman drew VIRUS/LPPF: Buzzard at 1:51 (No Contest).COT: Archangel Michael won over Ultra Dazzle at 4:17 (Palm Strike) by 103.TBABIT: Solomon “the Strongman” Crowley annihilated VIRUS/LPPF: Buzzard at

28:41 (Short Arm Clothesline) by 3.

Card 49: Held in Tucson (Attendance: 33,033)

VIRUS/LPPF: Hawk defeated Kaptain Kryptonite at 29:09 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 1.TBABIT: “The Vicious Vegan” Vortimer Vaughn overpowered Sexy Jesse Flexx at 2:36

(Back Elbow Smash) by 77.IMT: Mr. Justice Trace Tensen destroyed COT: Archangel Chamuel at 27:51 (Justified)

by 1.All + All Man bested COT: Abraham at 28:14 (All In) by 3.TBABIT: “The Broken” Keegan Crowley bested Full Nelson Andrews at 3:30

(Mounted Punches) by 87.COT: Archangel Michael beat Ultimate Manthing at 4:50 (Palm Strike) by 87.IMT: Terrence Super Bad Boyd defeated Hal the Walking Disease at 2:25 (Cross-Arm-

bar) by 105 (non-title).

Card 50: Held in Wilmington (Attendance: 36,265)

Kaptain Kryptonite beat Full Nelson Andrews at 5:01 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 88.

10 NBL Matches

TBABIT: “The Vicious Vegan” Vortimer Vaughn outmuscled Zack Waddlehead at 2:44(Back Elbow Smash) by 135.

IMT: Bobo Cuba overpowered IMT: Mr. Justice Trace Tensen at 29:26 (The South SideSplash) by 4 (non-title).

COT: Archangel Uriel decked All + All Man at 29:35 (The Uriel Upside Down DDT) by 3.

COT: Archangel Michael destroyed Full Nelson Andrews at 1:49 (Palm Strike) by 86.COT: Archangel Michael beat Ricky the Wannabe King at 4:26 (Palm Strike) by 102.Sir Geldborg outmuscled Hal the Walking Disease at 1:41 (Turnbuckle Smash) by

103.

Card 51: Held in Durban (Attendance: 45,964)

Kaptain Kryptonite decked Earthworm Jem at 3:02 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 116.TBABIT: “The Vicious Vegan” Vortimer Vaughn bested IMT/Exile: Immortal Zeus at

7:45 (Back Elbow Smash) by 34.TBABIT: Manute “the Chucker” Bol destroyed IMT: Mr. Justice Trace Tensen at 28:16

(Scorpion Deathlock) by 2.VIRUS/LPPF: Trojan Surprise beat All + All Man at 27:43 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 2.IMT: Terrence Super Bad Boyd pinned Full Nelson Andrews at 2:35 (Cross-Armbar)

by 86 (non-title).COT: Archangel Michael over Marvin the Bruiser Cruiser at 8:23 (Disqualification:

tied opponent up).VIRUS/LPPF: Trojan Surprise bested TBABIT: “Hot Tag” Jerry Zag at 27:14 (Scorpion

Deathlock) by 5.

Card 52: Held in Fort Myers (Attendance: 47,966)

Kaptain Kryptonite destroyed Shaun the Custodian at 2:31 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 78.

VIRUS/LPPF: Hawk overpowered TBABIT: “The Vicious Vegan” Vortimer Vaughn at 21:09 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 8.

Korporal Kryptonite beat IMT: Mr. Justice Trace Tensen at 28:33 (Kryptonite ShootingStar) by 1.

IMT: RC Savage outmuscled All + All Man at 28:26 (Savage Kick) by 3.Sir Geldborg destroyed Full Nelson Andrews at 6:30 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 84.COT: Archangel Michael beat Hal the Walking Disease at 2:11 (Palm Strike) by 105.IMT: RC Savage outmuscled TBABIT: “Hot Tag” Jerry Zag at 19:01 (Savage Kick) by 6.

Card 53: Held in Perth (Attendance: 37,617)

Kaptain Kryptonite outmuscled Tattooed Drunken Sailor at 2:40 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 96.

TBABIT: “The Vicious Vegan” Vortimer Vaughn over Full Nelson Andrews at 6:03 (Disqualification: used steel chair).

Kaptain Midnite annihilated IMT: Mr. Justice Trace Tensen at 28:53 (Blackout) by 1.VIRUS/LPPF: Buzzard pinned All + All Man at 28:24 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 2.TBABIT: “The Broken” Keegan Crowley bested Earthworm Jem at 4:45 (Mounted

Punches) by 115.VIRUS/LPPF: Trojan Surprise defeated COT: Archangel Michael at 27:22 (Scorpion

Deathlock) by 5.VIRUS/LPPF: Buzzard annihilated TBABIT: “Hot Tag” Jerry Zag at 29:48 (Scorpion

Deathlock) by 5.

Interleague Matches

VIRUS/LPPF: Hawk (NBL) overpowered King Achilles (LSL) at 16:17 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 8 (24/7).

Kaptain Kryptonite (NBL) pinned King Achilles (LSL) at 23:11 (Muscle Buster) by 7 (24/7).

TBABIT: “The Broken” Keegan Crowley (NBL) overpowered King Achilles (LSL) at 15:28 (Diving Elbow Drop) by 8 (24/7).

COT: Archangel Sandalphon (NBL) beat King Achilles (LSL) at 22:29 (The Sandalphon Spear) by 6 (24/7).

Battle Royal

Held in Cheyenne (Attendance: 31,043)

IMT: Mr. Justice Trace Tensen nabbed $1,000 when IMT: RC Savage catapulted him out.

IMT: The Masked Pervert collected $1,100 after VIRUS/LPPF: Vulture threw him between the ropes.

IMT: Mr. Fantastic Jake Hetfield picked up $1,200 when Korporal Kryptonite tossed him out.

Mailcount Man earned $1,300 after The Human Jackhammer and Kaptain Midnite threw him outside the ring.

The Prophet pocketed $1,400 when IMT: Terrence Super Bad Boyd catapulted him over the top rope.

IMT: Terrence Super Bad Boyd and Brisco McDaniel collected a quick $1,500 and $1,600, respectively, when Preacherman threw them both into some fans at ringside.

Sir Geldborg was awarded $1,700 after Korporal Kryptonite threw him into some fans at ringside.

Kaptain Kryptonite picked up $1,800 after being flung out by VIRUS/LPPF: Trojan Surprise.

Kaptain Midnite won $1,900 when he got flipped out of the ring by Preacherman.All + All Man made $2,000 when Korporal Kryptonite threw him into some chairs at

ringside.VIRUS/LPPF: Trojan Surprise pocketed $2,100 after he was flipped outside the ring

by Preacherman.IMT: RC Savage grabbed $2,200 in imaginary earnings when The Human Jackham-

mer flipped him onto the apron.IMT: Bobo Cuba got $2,300 after Preacherman flipped him over the turnbuckle.Korporal Kryptonite won $2,400 when VIRUS/LPPF: Vulture hurled him out.The Lumberjack received $2,500 when he was flipped out by VIRUS/LPPF: Buzzard.Nite Rider snatched $2,600 after he got flung over the turnbuckle by Preacherman.Preacherman got an imaginary $2,700 after he was thrown into the audience by

VIRUS/LPPF: Vulture.VIRUS/LPPF: Buzzard grabbed $2,800 after The Human Jackhammer threw him out-

side the ring.VIRUS/LPPF: Vulture won $2,900 when The Human Jackhammer threw him onto the

steps.The Human Jackhammer was the winner of the NBL battle royal and the $30,000

purse.

Lucky's Report

Hello everybody NBL, Lucky here again bringing some good

stuff your way. This tours Battle Royal will be a championship

Battle Royal. The winner becomes the first ever NBL Hardcore

Champion and next tour the champion defends against everybody

the title was defended card to card. Yes it's very possible you can

keep the title for one card good luck to everybody. Well that's all I

have for you this tour so good luck everybody I want you all to

have fun and I'll see you next door be safe and dismissed.

NBL Commissioner

Lucky Stars

1. Ankle Lock..................302. Arm Drag Takedown...18

3. Arm Wrench...............204. Atomic Drop...............19

5. Back Elbow Smash.....266. Bear Hug.....................13

7. Big Boot......................178. Bodyslam....................13

9. Bulldog.......................1610. Catapult......................19

11. Chair Shot...................1512. Chickenwing...............23

13. Chokeslam....................714. Clothesline.................14

15. Crescent Kick..............2516. Cross-Armbar.............29

17. Double Axehandle......1618. Dropkick.......................3

19. Eagle Split...................1120. Elbow Smash..............12

21. Enzuigiri........................222. European Uppercut......3

23. Eye Gouge....................924. Face Rake...................10

25. Fallaway Slam.............2826. Flying Body Press.......10

27. Flying Dropkick...........3028. Flying Elbow Drop........2

29. Forearm Smash............430. Full Nelson...................9

61. Atomic Leg Drop.........4162. Backbreaker...............42

63. Big Splash...................3864. Boston Crab................45

65. Brainbuster.................4166. Camel Clutch..............43

67. Cobra Clutch...............4468. Cradle Suplex..............37

69. Cutter.........................4070. DDT.............................42

71. Death Valley Driver....3872. Diving Headbutt.........39

73. Figure Four.................4074. Gorilla Press Slam.......39

75. Gourdbuster...............3776. Guillotine Choke.........34

77. Hurricanrana..............3478. Moonsault..................35

79. Neckbreaker...............3180. Piledriver....................36

81. Powerbomb................3582. Powerslam..................33

83. Scorpion Deathlock....4484. Sleeper.......................36

85. Slingshot Suplex.........3286. Spear..........................32

87. Spinebuster................3388. Stunner.......................43

89. Sunset Flip..................3190. Superplex...................45

31. Hammerlock...............2532. Headbutt....................28

33. Headlock....................2034. Hip Toss......................23

35. Irish Whip...................2136. Knee Drop..................14

37. Knee Lift.....................1738. Knife-Edge Chop.........24

39. Lariat..........................2140. Leg Sweep..................15

41. Low Blow....................2242. Mongolian Chop.........22

43. Monkey Flip................1844. Mounted Punches......29

45. Palm Strike.................2746. Pumphandle Slam......12

47. Rear Naked Choke........148. Rib Breaker...................8

49. Rope Burn....................850. Savate Kick.................11

51. Shoulder Block.............652. Shoulder Breaker.......27

53. Side Slam....................2454. Snapmare.....................1

55. Spinning Back Fist........556. Step-Over Toe Hold......4

57. Suplex...........................558. Tree of Woe Kicks.........6

59. Turnbuckle Smash......2660. Wristlock......................7

Count Out: 30

STEEL

Disqualification: 21