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The World’s Championship Chili Cookoff begins Sept. 30 in Manchester, N.H.

Q: Does the actor who

plays Terrence King in

Necessary Roughness have

a football background? —Debbie Schmidt,

Centreville, Va.

A: It runs in the family for Mehcad Brooks: His dad, Billy, is a former NFL wide receiver. Mehcad, 30, preferred basketball growing up, but he did toss around the pigskin, too.

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sion? —A. Becker, Calif.

A: Yes—the comic actress, who’ll play Frankie’s sister on The Middle this season, has been guest-hosting The Talk, and she’s devel-oping a show for HBO “about a nun who leaves the convent after 20 years to go into the world of dating,” she says. Shannon, 47, has also just published a children’s book, Tilly the Trickster. “My dad was a big trick-ster when I was growing up. He loved mischief,” she says. “I passed that on to my kids.”

Q: Does President Obama

cook? —Megan Bartlett,

Ladera Ranch, Calif.

A: Though his schedule doesn’t allow for much time in the kitchen, the president, 50, has been known to make a mean

bowl of chili. Earlier this year, the fi rst lady shared his recipe with PARADE (fi nd it at Parade.com/recipe). “When we lived

in Chicago, we loved to invite family and friends over to our house and make a batch together,” she said. Chili fans, take note:

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WALTER SCOTT ASKS …

Seth RogenThe actor, 29, costars in 50/50 (in theaters Sept. 30), wri� en by his pal Will Reiser and based on Reiser’s bout with cancer.

For a movie about serious illness, there are many laugh-out-loud moments. We really tried to be as honest as we could about it. Life is funny and sad, and even while Will was going through [treatment], we still made jokes and had ridiculous conversations.You were on the toilet when he told you he was sick. Why didn’t that make it into the fi lm? I learned doing Superbad that just because it happened doesn’t mean it would be good in a movie. As funny as that is in real life, it just seemed too disgusting. Your characters can be jerks, but they have a sensitive side. Are you a softie off-screen? I cry during ASPCA commercials. Other than that, I’m pretty coldhearted.

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Q: I’m a big Gavin DeGraw

fan. A lot of his songs are

about relationships. Are

they autobiographical?

—Anonymous

A: “Nearly every song I write is a window into at least one moment in my life,” says the singer, 34, who had to cancel some tour dates last month after being attacked on the street in New York. “My single ‘Not Over You’ [from the new album Sweeter] is about vulnerability meeting pride. A lot of people don’t want to admit that the person they can’t get over still has an effect on them.”

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... in fl ashy new Kryptonian armor? The big guy’s duds (say goodbye to the iconic red shorts) aren’t the only thing getting an up-

date. DC Comics, in the most far-reaching overhaul in its 76-year history, is revising the original story lines for

many of its superheroes in an attempt to reengage its shrinking fan base and capture the imagina-tion of a new generation. Comic-book franchises may rule at the box offi ce, but they’ve had a harder time in print, in part be-cause kids are no longer big newsstand buyers. In fact, sales have been down 7 per cent over the past year. Whether fans cotton to Superman 2.0 remains to be seen, though. Befi t-ting the current climate in the country, even Super-man is having a tough go of it. “We take him back to a time when he had to struggle more, when he was more vulnerable,” says Jim Lee, copublisher of DC Comics, who describes the superhero’s mood as

broodier. Even his powers are getting something of a downgrade—at least initially. In the fi rst installments, he hasn’t yet gained the ability to fl y (though thank-fully he can still leap tall buildings in a single bound). A more down-to-earth Superman? What will Lois Lane and Jimmy Olsen make of that? —Emmet Sullivan

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Let your head hang, drop-ping your chin to your chest. Breathe and give in to gravity. Slowly lift your head back up. Repeat 4 or 5 times.

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Lie on your back and rest your calves on a coffee table or a low stool so that they’re parallel to the fl oor. Without lifting your lower back, slowly raise your tailbone a couple of inches and then relax. Re-peat 5 or 6 times while making the hissing sound.

Minutes 5–6

Slide your feet to the edge of the coffee table or stool. Let your thighs gradually fall open, using the weight of your legs and gravity to stretch out your inner thighs. Then bring them back together. Slowly repeat 3 times.

Minute 7

Sit in a chair with your legs hip width apart, or fi nd a comfortable cross-legged po-sition on the fl oor. Bend at your hip joints and let your torso give in to gravity, releas-ing the tension in your but-tocks. Rest. Use your lower abdominals to straighten back up. Repeat 2 or 3 times.

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What is BONIVA?

BONIVA is a prescription medicine used to treat

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Breakfast is my favorite meal, bar none. It’s the

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By and large, American men can’t cook. I blame the fact that they did not join the Boy Scouts. When you learn to cook your breakfast over a fi re, you become a man, or at least take a signifi cant step toward becoming one.

But men can certainly learn to make what I call the Man Food Breakfast, which consists of bacon, eggs, hash browns, and coffee.

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go to a party, and people ask, “What did you used to be?” That’s not a question that I want to hear.

You devote an entire chapter

to resilience. Why is this qual-

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Everybody encounters road-blocks, but not everyone manages to get past them. Life doesn’t become less challeng-ing as you age; in fact, it can get even more so, and you’ve got to be able to bounce back.

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reading about their lives?

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★ “I think there’s great honor in loyalty. But in politics it cancause a lot of trouble.”


outside the gates of his 18th-century villa,

paparazzi wait, ready to pounce. Tour boats pause as passengers snap photos. But inside, dressed in cutoffs and a T-shirt, George Clooney is relaxed and unfazed. Each summer, he retreats to this 13-bedroom piece of paradise, nestled beside Lake Como in the foothills of the Italian Alps. He has a studio here where he writes and edits his fi lms, but mostly he loves to entertain friends. Clooney’s closest buddies stretch back to before he was

a star, and they come year after year for conversation, lingering meals, wine, and the freedom to let go.

In August, Clooney opened his doors to PARADE for an interview. The other guests that weekend included a human rights activ-ist who has traveled with him to Africa and an L.A. pal of long standing. No girlfriend,

no Hollywood. My tally for two days: 10 hours of sleep, 20 hours

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continued on page 17

The actor-writer-director, who plays a presidential candidate in The Ides of March, talks

with DAVID GERGEN about politics, life at 50, and what he’s learned from failure


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of talk, one nasty hangover, non-stop fun. Clooney, it turns out, is a master host.

Likewise, he’s an engaging interview on a wide range of topics, starting with his new movie The Ides of March, a taut political drama about loyalty and betrayal, sex and power (in the-aters Oct. 7). Clooney cowrote and directed the fi lm, in which he plays an inspirational presidential candidate whose fl aws—and re-luctance to compromise—may bring him down; Ryan Gosling costars as the candidate’s idealistic press secretary.

Clooney also delved into more personal areas: turning 50, his work in South Sudan, the roles that luck and confi dence can play in life. Serious but quick to laugh, he seems to be in the midst of a life transition, aiming to move from success to lasting signifi-cance. It is easy to see why he has great friends—and why they al-ways come back.

PARADE: The Ides of March,

which is based on a play called

Farragut North, is a cracking

good story. It’s also quite dark.

It’s the

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disappointment in the taking away of a dream. Ryan Gosling’s character goes through a really insane week, and you watch how quickly good ideas can be dashed on the rocks. I’ve seen that happen in my industry.Good people get caught in bad

systems. And there’s a lot of

ambiguity.

I’m at a point where I can make fi lms that ask questions and don’t necessarily supply answers—because I don’t know what the answers are. I don’t know if win-ning at any cost is wrong or not. There are times I’ve thought that the end justifi ed the means.

There’s a scene late in the fi lm

between the candidate and his

press secretary that has a very

sinister quality.

Grant [Heslov, one of Cloo-ney’s cowriters] and I sort of structured the movie around that scene. We were interested in taking two smart men who are very good at what they do, putting their livelihoods in jeopardy, and sticking them in a room to watch them play the

★ THE WORLD IS WATCHING Clooney on his fourth visit to Sudan, in October 2010.

The star has gifted his friends with 100 of his favorites

from the years 1964 to 1976, which he calls “the great-

est era in fi lmmaking by far.” For the complete list,

go to Parade.com/clooney.

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FILMS GEORGE

CLOONEY LOVES!

most cutthroat game possible. That’s a scene where nobody wins. I really liked the idea of that.

You know, we were in preproduc-tion on this fi lm in 2007, before the Obama election. And then we real-ized that a good portion of the coun-try was elated with what happened in that election, so we had to shelve the movie until people were cynical again. I didn’t think it would be quite this quick. [laughs]Your father, Nick Clooney, ran

unsuccessfully for Congress from

Kentucky in 2004. Did his experi-

ence inform your fi lm at all?

There’s a scene I have with my char-acter’s wife that I sort of took directly from my father’s experience. We’re in the car and she asks if I’m going to take this senator on [offer him a posi-tion in return for his endorsement]. And I say, “I wasn’t going to do any of this. I wasn’t going to make union deals, I wasn’t going to run negative ads. I can’t on this one; I have to draw the line somewhere.” I remember my father saying, “I’m going to have to go out and shake hands with people I wouldn’t normally shake hands with [to raise funds],” and it killed him to do that. It’s soul-stealing. So I thought that was an interesting thing to talk about in this fi lm—how no-body gets in without some dealings they wouldn’t normally do. Nobody.This fall, you’re starring in another

fi lm, The Descendants. But do you see

yourself more as a director now?

Directing is much more satisfying to me than continued on page 20



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It’s like William Holden says in Network: “It’s all suddenly closer to the end than to the be-ginning, and death is suddenly a perceptible thing to me, with de-fi nable features.” I love that line!One theme I see in your life—not

only in the way you live but also

in the way you direct—is that you

try to keep things simple.

I fi nd that as you get older, you start to simplify things in gen-eral. By the time you get a sub-scription to AARP, which I just got, you have some idea of who your friends are, at least.Was getting the AARP magazine

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★ RUNNING ON EMPTY With Jeffrey Wright in The Ides of March.



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In July 2010, the Parker Library’s annual budget plunged from $215,000 to $168,000. Book purchases were halted, hours were cut, and the full-time staff was trimmed from four to two.

The impact on the com-munity could have been devastating. In La Paz County, where Parker is located, more than 25 per-cent of the people live below the poverty line, so residents depend on the library’s free health screenings, lectures, movies, reading groups, and story times. “The library

binds our town together,” says Buni Hooper, owner of the Gingerbread House preschool, who brings her students there often. “And it has pretty things the kids are allowed to touch. It opens up a whole new world for them.”

Just as crucial are the library’s 20 computers. One patron, Dori Siers, 67, uses them to email her son, who is in the navy and has been at sea for four months. “If it weren’t for the library, I don’t know how I’d communicate with him,” Siers says.

In the afternoons, eighth grader Devanie Fernandez and her friends check their

Facebook and MySpace pages, play games, and slouch on the worn couches. “Without the library,” she says, “there really would be nothing to do after school.”

When word of the library’s troubles broke, the town rallied. Membership in the Friends of the Library group increased; the VFW gave $100 and the Soroptimists $500.

“We’ve got a high mountain to climb, but we’ll climb it for the people who live here,” says library manager Ruthie Davis. “I love the people of Parker.” Her voice breaks, and she wipes her eyes. “They need this library.”

Ensuring its long-term survival requires bigger solutions, such as the cre-ation of a new library dis-trict. But the local pastor’s wife, Tammy Brookbank (a part-time employee), is not waiting for the govern-ment or a foundation to swoop in and save them.

Because of budget cuts, the library seldom gets a thorough cleaning. So Brookbank recently came in after hours to shampoo the carpets. “Somebody had to do it. It’s like the pioneer days. ”

At 7 p.m., Smith shoos out the stragglers and locks the doors for the night. She’s exhausted—but satis-fi ed. “Every day, I know I’m doing something important for the community.”

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plains of western Arizona sits the town of Parker (pop. 3,140). It has no central movie theater and no book-stores. What it does have is a library. When staffer Jean-nie Smith opens the doors of the modest building on Mondays at 9 a.m., a crowd is usually waiting.

There’s James Johnson, a cook and classic-movie fan, who is returning two John Wayne fi lms. Post Offi ce clerk Angie Crusin-berry claims her favorite chair to read a mystery. A teacher from the nearby Colorado River Indian Reservation shushes her students as they run in.

Parker’s library is one of the busiest in the country. But like so many others across the U.S., it’s strug-gling to stay alive.

Contrary to what many predicted, the digital age has not rendered the nation’s 16,671 public libraries obso-lete. Instead, it’s brought a pulsing new energy as patrons use the free com-puters and Internet access to research term papers, look for jobs, update Facebook pages, and more.

In January 2009 (the latest date for which fi gures are available), over 25 mil-lion Americans reported visiting their libraries more than 20 times in the previ-ous year, a 23 percent rise

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do “The Sexiest Man Still Alive.”How do you continue your public

life and maintain privacy?

I don’t tweet, I don’t go on Face-book. I think there’s too much information about all of us out there. I’m liking the idea of pri-vacy more and more. There will be funny things, like I’ll read something I’ve said about a woman somewhere. And I haven’t spoken about my rela-tionships in 15 years. It will be something I said years ago, and they’re still using it. How did you come to buy this villa?

I was riding a motorcycle through the Alps [in June 2001], and my bike broke down. I knocked on this door, and they were nice enough to help out. The Heinz family owned it and offered to sell it to me. I said, “You think I have more money than I have.” [laughs]

I bought it as an investment. I never liked the stock market—to me it’s Vegas without any of the fun parts, the girls in bikinis. I like owning dirt. You know, I spent a lot of time broke when I moved to California. So deep in my soul is still this idea of being un-employed. To me, owning land means you could sell it at some point and have money.But you also really like spending

time here.

I love the way life is spent in Italy. It’s really nice to sit down and have a two-hour lunch, which the Italians do. I realized that I had spent probably 15, 20 years standing up and shoveling food down my throat. It’s not about wealth; it’s about taking time and actually enjoying things. All of my friends think of this as continued on page 27




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same sounds trail my foot-steps through the house.

Click-click-click-swoosh.Click-click-click-swoosh.Each time, I hear the same paw

give out. “Gracie,” I say, reaching down to

scratch our pug’s chin. “I’ll be right back. You don’t have to follow me.”

Gracie is nearly 14. She is deaf and sees only shadows, but the scent of my hand is enough for her. She is a lap dog who takes her work seri-ously. She wags her curly tail and waits. I scoop her up, tuck her under my arm, and move on.

“We’re running a nursing home,” I tell my husband later. He is reading the paper, surrounded by Gracie and our two elderly cats, Reggie and Winnie. Sherrod laughs but only a little. We are both feeling the weight of their advancing years.

Eight years ago, during our short courtship, Sherrod warned me that he didn’t like cats and also suggested my pug was an alien.“I don’t know what that is,” he said the fi rst time he saw the sausage of a dog quivering at his feet. “But that is not a dog.”

Gracie and the cats had arrived early in my single motherhood. My son was grown, but my daughter, Cait, was still little. She was having a hard time believing that one parent and one child constituted a family.

We found Winnie at the Animal Protection League in 1994. Two

years later, we adopted big-eared Reggie, after he latched on to Cait’s sweater and refused to let go. “He needs me, Mom,” she said.

Reggie meowed his gratitude all the way home.

Soon, Cait was cutting out pic-tures of pugs. I told her we couldn’t afford one. Then my father found out. Gracie arrived at our home swaddled like a newborn in my giggling mother’s arms. She has outlived both of my parents.

These days, Sherrod carries Gracie around the house like a foot-ball. He’s become quite the cat per-son, too. His relationship with Win-nie has always been fragile, as he is too boisterous for her delicate self. But he never stops trying to win her over. Lately, she has started leaving puddles whenever she is startled,

my husband called every half hour for an update.

Although our pets are increas-ingly frail, we fi xate on signs of resur-gence. Gracie barks at a squirrel, and we cheer. Reggie leaps onto the table, and Sherrod all but fi st-bumps him before making him move.

Dr. Nick Trout, a staff surgeon at the Angell Animal Medical Center in Boston, is the author of Ever By My Side. When I called him recently, he reminded me that age is not a disease, for humans or for pets. He assured me it’s normal to feel the tug of loss as we watch our four-legged friends decline.

“We’ve come to embrace our animals as family members,” he said. “We are not meant to lose our chil-dren. And yet we take pets on, knowing we’ll have to lose them. It’s the package deal, to the very end.”

It is our turn to be inexplicably loyal and ever-vigilant.

Last week, I heard Sherrod talk-ing to Gracie. I almost reminded him that she couldn’t hear him, but when I peeked at the two of them, it was clear that wasn’t the point. They were nose-to-nose in Sherrod’s fa-vorite chair. Gracie licked his face as he scratched her ears and whispered, “You are the greatest dog in the whole world. There will never be another dog like you, not ever. …”

I sucked in a breath and tiptoed out of the room. Reggie followed.

which is often. Sherrod approaches her with the timidity of a teenager on a fi rst date, which suits her. When-ever she ventures onto his lap, I have to remind him to breathe.

Reggie is a guy’s guy. When he was younger, he regularly leapt into bathwater, and a handyman once had to chisel him out of a wall. Now, he waits for Sherrod at the door and greets him by looping around his ankles like an eel. He plods around the house with the footfalls of a Clydesdale. When it rains, he limps.

Our kids are grown now, and so in some ways our pets have become the children of a second marriage. We’ve grown so accustomed to the ways they make a fuss over us for no good reason. We hover, too. When Gracie underwent surgery two years ago to remove a growth,

Old FaithfulsFor years, our pets have made us feel loved and adored. Now, as they age, it’s our turn.

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Reggie and Gracie are like our children now.

Editor’s note: Gracie passed away on Sept. 8, 2011.


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their home. They come even when I’m not here. [laughs] There’s noth-ing that makes me prouder than this group of friends I’ve managed to stay very close to for a long, long time.Do you fi nd yourself thinking about

what your legacy will be?

I’m the fi rst person to say that it’s all luck that I’m in a position where I get to pick what I want to do. But if you’re in that position, it’s your responsibility to pick projects that will last longer than an opening weekend, that you can look at in a couple of years and go, “Oh, that’s interesting.”

I’m also spending time working on the issues in South Sudan. Maybe there’s some of this fame spotlight I’ve got that I can use elsewhere. My days are fi lled doing a lot of emailing and coaxing. I find it’s liberating to do those kinds of things and not have to worry about my career anymore.

You’ve traveled a number of times to

Africa, especially to Sudan, drawing

attention to conditions there after

decades of civil war. You also put a

spotlight on the successful referen-

dum earlier this year for South

Sudan to become a state indepen-

dent from Sudan. What prompted

you to make this your cause?

Two million people were killed in the north-south war in Sudan be-fore 2005. I wasn’t going to stand on the sidelines and not participate. We [Clooney has traveled with or-ganizations including the Interna-tional Rescue Committee and the Enough Project] went there four times, got the Newsweek cover [Feb. 28, 2011]. I set up this satel-lite system on the border of Abyei, and we’ve had incredible success in photographing mass atrocities. The idea is, we’re just going to keep the pressure on. Turning the lights on

doesn’t mean anything stops. But it makes it harder, and that’s our job.Going there has been dangerous for

you, hasn’t it?

There were times when it was hairy.Didn’t a 12-year-old kid put a gun to

your head?

It was up against my throat. David Pressman [a human rights lawyer, now the director for War Crimes and Atrocities on the National Security Council] just grabbed the gun barrel and pushed it away, say-ing, “Don’t do that.” He treated him like a 12-year-old, and that was that.You also picked up malaria.

Yeah, that was on the first trip [which Clooney took with his father in April 2006]. That was a fun fl ight home. I think they had to hazmat the whole plane.You’ve talked about how lucky you

are. What have you learned from

your failures?

It’s hard when you get thumped. I’ve been profi cient at failure. But the only thing you can do is say, “Here’s what I won’t do next time.”

I was a baseball player in school. I had a good arm, I could catch any-thing, but I was having trouble hit-ting. I would be like, “I wonder if I’ll hit it; just let me hit the ball.” And then I went away for the fall, learned how to hit, and by my sophomore year I’d come to the plate and think, “I wonder where I want to hit the ball, to the left or right?” Just that little bit of skill and confi dence changed every-thing. Well, I had to treat acting like that. I had to stop going to auditions thinking, “Oh, I hope they like me.” I had to go in thinking I was the answer to their problem. You could feel the difference in the room immediately.

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