picasso at the lapin agile by steve martin
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Picasso at the Lapin Agileby Steve Martin
A bar in Paris, the Lapin Agile, circa 1904. A bartender, FREDDY, rubs a rag across the bar. On the wall is a three-by-four foot painting of sheep in a landscape. Upstage left is a door from the street. Upstage right is a door to a hall and toilet. We hear prerecorded accordion music of “Ta Rah Rah Boom Dee Re.” FREDDY is taking chairs off tables.
GASTON (singing offstage): Ta ra ra boom re, ta ra ra boom dee re, ta ra ra boom dee re, ta ra ra boom dee re.
FREDDY (looks up, rhapsodic): There’s something in the air tonight.
(Pause, FREDDY sneezes.)
(A man about sixty, GASTON, enters.)
GASTON (singing): Ta ra ra boom dee re, ta ra ra boom dee re, ta ra ra boom dee re, ta ra ra boom dee re.
FREDDY: Well, Gaston, you sound like you’re out of your bad mood.
GASTON: Yes, damn it. Woke up this morning, good mood. Nothing I could do about it. Ta ra ra boom dee re, ta ra ra boom dee
re… Damn my memory, what’s the next lyric?
FREDDY: I don’t know, but my guess is it’s “Ta ra ra boom dee re.”
GASTON: Great song. I wonder who wrote it?
FREDDY: Two East Indian guys. Ta Rah and Rah Boom Dee Re.
GASTON (sits): I have to pee.
FREDDY: Already? You haven’t had a drink yet.
GASTON: One day, you’ll understand.
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