[report] how to impress a girl on facebook by simplify360
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Hey boys, it is facebook time again. So, you saw some girl with looks to die for, sent her a friend request and you can’t wait to log in, to check if she has accepted it! You anxiously open your FB page, check for notifications. X tagged you in this, Y has changed profile picture, Z has commented on your post…*you scroll down and down*…ends there! Gluck. No response. Alternatively, maybe there is one, but you are not caught up with how to proceed. Girls are really complicated!TRANSCRIPT
How to impress a girl on Facebook
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The Two Shades
His part of the story
• Facebook just suggested that you might be knowing Miss. XYZ.
• You found her cute/ sexy blah blah……, and you decide to take a chance and connect to her.
• A new friend request?
• A new message…. Hmm let me see?
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Her part of the story
The Uncertainty
His part of the story
• What if she does not accept my friend request?
• What if she does not reply to my message?
• What if she blocks me?
• Should I respond to a stranger?
• Omg he likes me…..! I am sure he kind of likes me.
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Her part of the story
The Possibilities: With different types ofwomen
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The Difficult Ones
Ignores your request bluntly just because she does not add unknown people to herfriend list.
You may try sending her a request again but do not be surprised if you receive the same reaction.
Or, if she accepts your request, it is very likely that most of her activities and posts will be hidden from you!
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The Social Ones
Although she does not accept your friend request, she leaves you a message behind out of gratitude. :P
You may try pleasing her by giving her compliments so that she accepts your request.
If she still does not; you may follow her on Facebook and stay happy with the public posts she makes.
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The Easy Ones
Not only does she accept your request but gives you a boost by responding on your timeline or may be by leaving a message like, ‘welcome to my friend list’. :P
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The Serious Ones
Slams you real bad with messages like:
“Do I know you? Then how dare you send me a friend request?” “Don’t you have any other work to doother then sending requeststo strangers?” “Do you? Do you? Huh …… :P ”
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The Unsocial Ones
No messages, no questions, no answers just accepts your requests.
The most boring ones on the list. Never updates a status orcommunicates with anyone.
Every time you leave any message, the onlything that you see is “Seen at ….”
This type might make you wonder as to why do they even have an account on Facebook!
The Real Deal- Message from the Expert
Okay so after a lot of contemplation, finally she accepts your friend request. But this is not enough, in order to continue to be on her friend list and yet be in constant touch with her, you need to be very careful about every move you make.
I will give you few tips for the things that you should avoid if you genuinely want to impress her/ know more about her.
Please note these tips are time-tested and are solely from a girl’s perspective and I have arrived at these conclusions after a lot of experience. :P
Okay, so lets begin……………
Rajashree Das
The BIG No No: Things you should avoid
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#1. The Silly Stupid ‘Hi’ messages
One of the most irritating behavior.
If you don’t receive any reply, chances are that she isn’t interested in you.
A Better Approach
One of the most irritating behavior.
If you don’t receive any reply, chances are that she isn’t interested in you or at least to reply to your ‘Hi’
It’s a nice and a bold thing to break the ice and start a conversation.
However, it’s more essential to read the signs and react accordingly. If somebody does not reply to your messages most probably it is because of two reasons:
1) Your message is not exciting enough to be responded.2) The person is ignoring you totally.
In either case try to get a little more interesting and add a little more content to your response. There are more wordsin the dictionary rather than just “Hi” or “Hello”!
#2. The Continuous desperate ‘calling’
Another hit list.Dude, accept the fact that she does not want to talk or at least see you for the time being.This behavior only spoils the little chances you might have. So just stop it!
A Better Approach
One of the most irritating behavior.
If you don’t receive any reply, chances are that she isn’t interested in you or at least to reply to your ‘Hi’
Do not expect someone to receive your call when they are not even replying to your messages.
First, initiate the talk, get to know each other a little and then ask her first if she is okay with a voice/ video call.
Showing too much of desperation is a big turn off……
Remember anticipation is a good thing, save and wait for the right time.
#3. Liking her every post
Another hit list.Dude, accept the fact that she does not want to talk or at least see for the time being.This behavior only spoils the little chances you might have had. So just stop it!
Trust me this is no way of impressing anyone.We all are humans, and it is not possible that you like or appreciate each and everything of someone. Likewise, liking every post only means a long list of notifications.
A Better Approach
One of the most irritating behavior.
If you don’t receive any reply, chances are that she isn’t interested in you or at least to reply to your ‘Hi’
Like something when you appreciate genuinely, or may be ‘Like’ something once in a while.
Don’t let the person take you for granted.. :P
#4. Repeating the same question or statement
Another hit list.Dude, accept the fact that she does not want to talk or at least see for the time being.This behavior only spoils the little chances you might have had. So just stop it!
And the most popular of the lot: “Do you have a boyfriend?”
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A Better Approach
One of the most irritating behavior.
If you don’t receive any reply, chances are that she isn’t interested in you or at least to reply to your ‘Hi’
Well seriously guys, this is one of those really annoying questions.
Don’t get to this too soon.
Figure out and find if she is interested in you at all before you jump to that question. ;-)
#5. Constantly tagging her on mushypictures/ posts
Another hit list.Dude, accept the fact that she does not want to talk or at least see for the time being.This behavior only spoils the little chances you might have had. So just stop it!
Stop it right there!
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A Better Approach
One of the most irritating behavior.
If you don’t receive any reply, chances are that she isn’t interested in you or at least to reply to your ‘Hi’
You might tag and post with the intention of makingher feel good, but trust me it’s really annoyingpractice even when you are good friends with her.
Rajashree Das
Social Media Analyst, SImplify360Part-Time relationship Expert
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