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LAWRENCE UNIVBRSTTY S STUDENT NEWSPAPER Friday. January 26. 1990

S ch ub ert b ea ts Huglen; VP ru n -off e lection se t

Pat Schubert

Pat S ch u b er t w a s elected LUCC president by a near 2-1 margin but a near-dead lock in the vice p r e s id e n tia l race will force a special run­off election between Sven W hite and Cindy Hoff­m an to be held on Mon­day.

W hite and Hoffman fin ished a m ere 7 votes apart. C hristine Sato, a late-filing candidate, did not gam er enough votes to be included in the m n- off.

“I think it w as a very

fine cam p a ign run by both op p on en ts." said Brian Huglen. who lost to Schubert in the presiden­tial race. "I th in k Pat will do excellent as presi­dent." H uglen sa id he w ould co n tin u e in h is role as LUCC finance se c ­retary th ro u g h th ird term. He did not rule out the p o ssib ility of ru n ­ning next year.

S chub ert exp ressed optim ism about h is role as LUCC leader. "I think we have a really strongSee ELECTION, page 7~

Protests and rallies mark Roe v. Wade anniversary

By Tom Zoellner

Illu stra tin g how b it ­terly the abortion question h as divided the n ation , both pro-choice and pro­life dem onstrators rallied last Sun day in A ppleton and on cam pus to mark the 17th ann iversary of the landm ark Roe v. Wade d e­cision .

About 3000 pro-life ad­vocates m arched in sub- freezing tem peratures from City Park to rally on the Outagam ie County C ourt­house steps.

Only a few block away, in L aw ren ce's C olm an hall. 2 5 0 -3 0 0 pro-choice d em on strators celebrated the Roe decision that legal­ize d a b o r t io n s a n d protested against c lin ics that allegedly do not cou n ­cil wom en about the option of abortion.

W isconsin State S en a ­tor William Te W inkle (D- Sheboygan) spoke at the Lawrence rally in Colm an and prom ised to put a bill through the senate calling for the prosecution of what he called “bogus counselingcenters." _______See ROE V~ WADE. page 7

How dirty is the Fox?: (irst in a series

S t u d y a l l e g e s P C B i n r i v e r

By Tom Zoellner

Parts of the Fox River are con tam i­nated with portions of lead m ercury and polychlorinated biphenyl (PCB). a recent report by the Army Corps of Engineers said.

Frank Snitz. who prepared the report, said that the levels of PCB \M*re highest in the navigational ch an n els at the m outh of the river near Green Bay. The highest sam pling of P C B -3 0 parts per m illio n - was taken near Little Chute, he said.

Jack Sullivan of the state Department of Natural Resources said he had not seen the report, but he said that a PCB level of 30 ppm Is “highly contam inated." The state of W isconsin requires a level of 50 ppm before it can be classified as h az­

ardous waste, he said.Su llivan sa id that the PCB ls the

foremost environm ental concern for the Fox. He added that continued exposure to PCB cou ld lead to ser io u s long-term health defects, such as cancer.

“The m ain source of the PCB com es from the recycling of carbonless copying paper." he said.

The report, which incorporated data from eleven water sam pling sites . Indi­cated that m ore extensive testin g was needed before any co n c lu sio n s can be reached.

However. Snitz w as willing to “bet a box of donuts that paper mill discharge" has caused the high levels of toxicity.

“As a generic c la ss , paper m ills are often com m on sources of PCBs through their discharges." ho said.

THE FOX RIVER may contain hazardous pollutants accord in g to a new stu d y . A ch em ica l ca lled p o ly ch lo r in a ted b lp h ey n l w as found in h igh quantities near Little Chute (McKell Moorhead photo).

P o v o l n y r e t u r n s t o h o m e l a n d

By Mark Niquette

It is a Jan u ary un like any other January ln the C zechoslo­vak ian village of M enin. The dom ination of the C om m unist Party has been swept away, and new leaders are preparing the country for the first free elections in more than 40 years.

The people are still charged with the energy of revolution, and they are learn ing—m any of them for the first tim e—how to live with and participate ln a dem ocratic governm ent.

And after 42 years of virtual exile, native son Mojmir Povolny has come home.

MOJMIR POVOLNY: Returned home Povolny. em eritu s professor to C zechoslovak ia after 42 years of governm ent at Lawrence, left (Public Affairs Office file photo). C z e c h o s lo v a k ia d u r in g th e

Com m unist takeover in 1949. At the tim e, he w as the executive secretary of the B enes Party in Prague.

The C om m unist lead ers In C z e c h o slo v a k ia su b s e q u e n t ly denied Povolny the opportunity to return to the country, even for a visit with family and friends.

But the C om m unists are no longer ln power, and Povolny re­turned to Czechoslovakia on Jan. 8 for a two-week visit.

“It w as like living an entire lifetime in two weeks' time." said P ovolny. w ho trave led from Prague to Appleton on Monday.

He explained that the visit w a s “sem i-o ffic ia l." P ovolny. who is Chairman of the executive com m ittee of the Council of Free C zechoslovak ia , w as part of a fo u r -p e r s o n d e le g a t io n to C zechoslovakia representing the

Council.Povolny said he and the other

m em bers of the delegation were met at the airport In Prague by num erous governm ent ofTiclals, Including Vaclav Havel, who Is the new president of Czec h oslo­vak ia .

Povolny and the delegation met with several key government and n ation a l leaders su ch as A lexander D ubcek. the ousted leader of the failed Prague Spring Reforms ln 1968, who has been a prom inent voice in the revolu­tion .

Povolny said the purpose of the trip, w hich a lso included m eetings with stu dents and rep­resen tatives from political par­t ie s and o th er e le m e n ts of C zechoslovakian society, was to

See POVOLNY. page 4

Opinion Friday, January 26, 1990 Page 2

F r o m T h e

E d ito r 's D e s kT his w eekend, Lawrentians Against Apartheid

For Divestm ent is sponsoring several presentations and activities to support the anti-Apartheid strug­gle and to encourage Lawrence to divest. The resolve of LAAFD and its ability to bring prominent figures like Prexy Nesbitt to cam p us on behalf of the anti- Apartheid m ovem ent speaks well for the group’s or­ganization and determ ination to achieve its goals. During the course of the past two years, LAAFD has worked hard to provide inform ation to the cam pus about the Apartheid issu e . In addition, the recent form ation of the Advisory Com m ittee on South African Issu es is a good indication of both LAAFD’s effectiveness as a lobbying and pressure group and the U niversity’s w illin gn ess to address both the im m ediate concern of LAAFD--that Lawrencc d i­vest com pletely from South African com p an ies— and o th er is s u e s involved in South A 'rican A partheid.

But th is praise rings hollow in the ears of Ihe uninformed; the ultim ate cau se for which Ij\AFI) flghts--the end of Apartheid in South Africa--is lost on the persons who have never taken the time to try to understand Apartheid and the cries which have been raised against it. The fact that the Board of T rustees and the Lawrence pow ers-that-be will be exam in ing Law rence’s involvem ent in the anti- Apartheid m ovem ent through the Advisory C om ­m ittee of South African Issu es is good, but LAAFD’s goa ls--an d , indeed, the drive to end A partheid— w ould be better served if all m em bers of the Lawrencc com m unity would sim ply listen.

Tills is not neccssarlly a call for activism per sc; th is is not a call for all Lawrentians to Join IJ\AFD. It is sim ply a ch a llen ge and a request to the Lawrence com m unity to take the tim e to learn about Apartheid and be informed about the issu es involved. A m ovem ent like the anti-A partheid struggle can achieve only limited su ccess if people do not take the time to listcn--even If they are sym ­pathetic with the m ovem ent. We may not all agree if we understand the issu es, and that’s OK. Ignorance of these important issu es is not.

- M a rk N iq u e tte

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LU sy s te m for p ark in g h a s flaw sTo the Editor

I, Andrew Gussert. here subm it a portion of the recom m endation sent to me by Paul Alex concern­ing th e e lim in a tio n of parking problem s w ithin the Lawrence parking sy s ­tem:

“After serving as Chair of the Parking Board, I have noticed that there are several flaws ln the current parking system , and there­fore adjustm ents need to be m ade ln the leg isla tion im m ediately."

“The first flaw c o n ­cerns the authority of the cu rren t Parking Board.

Since lt ls incorporated In LUCC le g is la t io n , th e Parking Board only h a s the authority to abrogate s tu d e n ts ’ parking tickets. That is, It only has the a u ­thority to hold stu dents ac­countable fcr their parking fines via end of the term billings through the b u s i­n ess office."

“This is unfair becau se only one faction of the com m u n ity is h eld a c ­countable for their parking tickets. The other three factions (faculty, staff, and adm inistration) do not fall w ithin the g u id e lin es of LUCC legislation. This fact is well known and I believe intentional since it has yet to be changed."

"The other three fac ­tions have taken ad van ­tage of an inequitable s y s ­tem and have benefitted trom its loopholes. They do not have to pay th eir Ste PARKING, page 3

N iq u e tte s h o u ld b u t t o u tTo the E d itor

I d o n ’t m in d non- sm o k ers , b u t I do mind rude people. Not only was Mark N iq u ette’s last col­um n about banning smok­ing in the Grill Journalisti­cally u n sa w y . preachy and w h in e y --b u t it w as also rude.

The colum n, plagued byi t s s e lf - r ig h t e o u s n e s s .cou ld never have properly conveyed M ark’s pressing problem: too m uch smoke in th e G rill. He called sm ok ers’ h ab its “dis-gust- ing" and poked fun at their w eak lu n g s . An opinion colum n does have the right See SMOKING, page 3

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L etters to the E d ito r /O p en Forum

S ex ist jo k es in soc iety lead to rapeTo The Editor:

“W hoa, look at that! S h e’s really built for a c ­tion." “God. that one In the pink is hot! I want to f— her." “Look at the girls. They’re pretty quiet. I bet they're angry." “Yah, but they talk about guys in the sam e way. They’re Just a bunch of hypocrites." “I re­ally want to f--- her."

People in a con versa ­tion like this are usually only Joking. They know about rape and they know where the Joking sh ou ld stop. They would probably

even be enraged if they found out that one of their friends had been raped. I think, however, that it is th is type of Joking th at leads to rape.

I don’t think it is s im ­ply a coincidence that m en Joke of rape and that rape occurs as a semi-joke. Cer­ta in ly the ra p ists d o n ’t co n sid er the fee lin g s of th eir v ictim s. It’s not som ething they would do to a friend, but lt Is okay to do to a woman.

O bviously, som eth in g h as removed the w om an s integrity as an individual. She’s a bitch. She deserves it. She asked for lt. She w as built for lt. I th in k there is som ething to the fact th at m en jo k e of wom en as having no brain and that a rapist treats a w om an as noth ing m ore than a body. I am not sa y ­

ing that people who make sex ist jo k es are rapists. I am sa y in g , rather, that their jok es are dangerous

My participation in the above conversation shows how jok in g lead s our soci­ety to allow rape. I con­s id er m y se lf a stau nch fem inist and som eone who doesn't m ind speaking up in a crowd. I would also like to th ink I w ouldn’t sit quietly w h en a conversa­tion sim ilar to the above is going on. Unfortunately, not only did I not critically object, but I sat there and sm iled and even laughed. I would like to say this was a reaction to hearing som e­thing absurd. I think it ts m uch c lo ser to the truth how ever to say that I was Influenced by peer pres­sure. I d id n ’t want to ap-

See SEXISM, page 3

Campus News F riday, J a n u a r y 2 6 . 1 9 9 0 P age 3

L A A F D p a i n s r a l l y t o s u p p o r t

n e w a n t i - a p a r t h i e d c o m m i t t e e

By Jim Hoithaus

A rally urging Africa.

CIVIL RIGHTS LEADER Prexy Nesbitt will speak at 8 pm tonight on T h e H um an C osts of Investing ln Apartheid" ln Riverview Lounge, (photo c o u iie sy LAAFD).

university divestm ent from South Africa, timed to coincide with a m eeting of the Lawrence University Board of Trustees, w as planned for today at 12:15 pm in Downer Commons.

T h e rally is to show student support for the [anti-apartheid) cause." said Ubah H u sse in , a m em ber of L aw ren tians A gain st A p arth eid For D iv estm en t (LAAFD).

On the agenda of th is m eeting of the Board of T ru stees is to estab lish the Advisory C om m ittee on South Africa Issu es IACSAI) which Is designed to help estab lish Lawrence s policy in regard to d iv e stm e n t. A lso sc h e d u le d to be d iscu ssed at the trustee m eeting is the 1990-1991 budget, and the possibility of endowm ent spending to meet operatlbnal co sts , according to president Richard Warch.

The rally , sa id H u sse in , ls not intended to be a dem onstration, but ts ex­pected to show the Board of Trustees that LAAFD ls “not Just a bunch of radical stu dents ...we re dedicated, we've put a lot of research into this. It's time for us to be heard."

H ussein did not expect the AC SAI to accom plish m uch on th is first day of Its assem bly beyond establish ing the agenda for the com m ittee s next meeting.

LAAFD has also arranged a presenta­tion by Prexy Nesbitt, the consultant for the governm ent of the People’s Republic of M ozambique. Nesbitt, who served as the base for Dr. Martin Luther King's civil rights work In the 1960s and written and edited num erous books and articles In­clud ing A p a rth e id tn Our Llvlngroom s: U.S. Foreign Policy a n d S o u th Africa. will sp eak at 8 pm .m . tn Riverview Lounge

His presentation will be followed by a See RALLY, page 7

S e x i s m . .(continued from page 2)

pear as one of those axe- carrylng fem in ists

Even worse. I can say that I w a sn ’t th e only one. Not one of som e twenty m en and w om en objected to th e above c o n v e r s a t io n . T he tragedy is in the encour­agem ent that loklng pro­vides for Itself. No one ob jects so lt m u st be okay. In fact, perhaps lt is even a little true.

How can rape occur when there are other peo­ple around w atching? I think lt ls b ecau se they are w ith in a group of people who won’t support anyone w ho objects: a group of people who e n ­courage Joking of wom en as b itch es and sex ob ­jects. People won’t worry

about objecting tf they are supported. Rape sim ­ply d o esn ’t occur am ong people who outspokenly object to an yon e who m akes a sexist Joke.

S e x ism s h o u ld be looked at a s an oth er form of racism I suggest that one should Impose the sam e Judgem ent to both areas If lt m akes you feel uncom fortable deep down inside to say. “nigger." it ought to make you feel equally uncom ­fortable to say. "She's a bitch" or “I Just want to f-— her." I think our soci­ety has agreed that m ak­ing racist Jokes ls not a h u m orou s m atter. It shou ld be sim ilarly ap ­plied to sexism

Rape does occur au too often ln our society. The silent do get hurt: those w ho Joke are e n ­couraged And those who would like to object won’t be supported.

S e x ist Joking i s n ’t som eth in g that h as to h a p p e n w h e n e v e r a b u n ch of gu ys get to ­gether. We should be able to control our actions. I recom m end to the cam ­p u s. e sp ec ia lly to our greek system and athletic team s, a movte entitled T he A c c u se d . Perhaps you cou ld com bine the m ovie with a lecture ln place of a weekend party

-R an d y Wright

P a r k in g . .(continued from page 2)

parking tickets nor do they really have to abide by the parking leglalatlon of the so-called community. I feel that no one should be allowed to supercede park­

ing rule* ln "our* commu­nity."

"Hence, a parking structure with more au­thority and legitimacy needs to be formulated in place of LUCC's parking legislation and Parking Board. The single moat ef­fective way to create an equitable system ls

through the formation of a University Parking Board

and University parking legislation, which unlike the current LUCC leglala­tlon. would possess Juris­diction over the entire community.-

-P a u l Alex Former Chair o f tha

Parking Board

-A ndrew Gussert LUCC President

Sm oking . . .(continued from page 2)

to be witty, satirical, sar­castic and h a r sh -b u t It ls the level on w hich these c h a r a c t e r i s t i c s a r e achieved that determ ines the quality of the copy.

Mark’s colum n whined on th e bottom rung of witty. So instead of doing Its jo b and Inform ing LUCC and sm ok ers how endangered and frustrated a n on -sm ok er fee ls, the c o lu m n p re a c h e d and rudely accused. After read­ing M ark’s c o lu m n a sm oker could only chuckle and thank h is or her God that lt w as so poorly writ­ten.

The fact th a t th is weekly colum n is the only edltorlal-llke piece In T h e Law rentian scares me.

An editorial ls usually anonym ous, m ature copy m at exp resses the entire new s s ta f f s op in ion . In The L aw ren tian . the edito­rial is what the reader's In- telllgen ce ls Insu lted by

w hen he or she reads the newspaper.

I found th is colum n to be Insensitive to sm okers an d b lin d ed by non- sm oker self-righteousness. Why else w ou ld n ’t Mark have seen the possibility of a designated non-sm oking section In the Grill? Until so m eo n e lis te n s to h is w h in e s , m ayb e M ark sh o u ld tak e h is virgin lu n g s o u ts id e , w h ile I stru gg le w ith my habit am ongst civil people.

J e s s i c a t» q u i t e r ig h t o n a l l c o u n t s . W e ll . I d o n ' t k n o w a b o u t t h e “u n s a u v y " p a r t . I f a n y o t h e r B m o k e r d i d n o t a g r e e w i t h m e a n d w a s o f f e n d e d a n d d i d n ' t w r i t e - Y O U D IS A P P O IN T M E . [ f y o u a r e o n e o f th e m e s m o k e r s w h o *t h a n k e d y o u r C o d 9 t h e e d i t o r i a l w a s b o “p o o r l y w r i t t e n .* I t h i n k y o u ' r e In t r o u b le b e c a u s e I b e ic h a y o u r G o d h a s u trg tn lu n g s . to o . B u t t h a n k s f o r w r i t i n g . J e s s i c a . Y o u m a d e m e f e e l b e t te r .

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WEST GERMAN CONSUL H ein z Wirth says that a United States of Europe ls not u n feasib le . (Post Crescent photo).

D i p l o m a t s e e s o n e G e r m a n y

By Tom Zoellner

After 40 years of division Ger­m any will soon becom e one n a ­tion, says W est German consu l H einz W irth, who spoke in a M ain H all C o llo q u iu m on Wednesday.

In fact. “Unification" seem ed to be the buzzword during the con ­su l’s address.

Wirth, the Midwest consul for econom ic and cu ltu ra l affairs, spoke of the recent fall of one- party com m unism ln Eastern Eu­rope as partly due to the influence of the European Com m unity, a confed eracy of tw elve partner states.

“What happened in Eastern E urope du rin g the la st six

m onths w as partially caused by the exam ple of the EC. said Wirth. “(The com m unist nations) certa in ly realized that lf they w anted to participate in free trade, they must change their sy s­tem towards dem ocracy."

The EC ls m oving towards a breakdown of trade barriers and a com m on European currency, said Wirth. The eventual unifica­tion of the E uropean n a tion s could lead to a “United States of Europe." he said.

T h ere Is a strong feeling ln the twelve sta tes of the EC that they m ust bring their resources together tow ards a united E u ­rope." said Wirth. T h is provides the fram ework for overcom ing the division of Europe."

A united Europe, with 3 2 0 m illion consum ers, would be the

largest econ om ic force on the globe, said Wirth, who added that experts in B ru ssels are already at work on a European constitution H owever, w h eth er a cohesive, federally-structured Europe will one day em erge is too early to see at th is point, he said.

The recent fall o f the East Germ an com m unist dictatorship Is characteristic of the spirit of E u ro p ea n u n if ic a t io n , Wirth said. He cited oppressive travel restrictions, a poor standard of living, and a desire for freedom as the c a u se s behind the over­throw.

Not only ls the East German tu r n a r o u n d a s te p tow ards dem ocracy. Wirth says lt lt also a step towards a unified Germany.See CONSUL, page 7

P ovo ln y . . .(continued from page 1)

“get acquainted with the revolution" and to help determ ine the “n eeds the people have after 4 0 years of isolation."

But the trip w as not all official b usiness. Povolny said he and h is wife. Joyce, “stole a few days for family and friends," including a trip to Brno see his brother.

"I w as very happy of course to see my fam­ily, where I grew up, and friends I had not seen ln years," said Povolny.

Povolny’s visit attracted the attention of the telev ision sta tio n s and new spap ers In Czechoslovakia, and Povolny said m any peo­ple were anxious to see him.

“It seem ed half the village passed through our living room," he said . “People were w ak­ing us up in the morning on their way to work, and w e’d be occupied until m idnight every day."

Povolny said the Czech people are “proud of what they have done." referring to the m ass p ro tests and d em on stration s ln November and Decem ber which toppled the Com m unist governm ent. Povolny added that the people are confident the revolution is irreversible,

but there ls still som e fear am ong the people about the strength and Intentions of the C om m unists.

Povolny said the major concern facing the leaders and people of C zechoslovakia right now is m oving the country to free elections tn April ln an orderly way so that the “political spectrum does not get too fragmented."

T h ere are about 35 parties already, but about 30 will not cou n t.“ said Povolny. T h ere ls an understandable lack of experience in dem ocratic p ractices . It’s only been two m onths and a week since the revolution b e ­gan. and people m ust now learn how to orga­nize parties, make com prom ises, and so forth.

“But it (the political participation of the Czechs) show s the trem endous enthusiasm on the part of the people to get involved.-

The other major concerns of the Czechs. Povolny said , include Improving the m an ­agem ent of the econom y, Increasing produc­tivity, and establish ing a place for Czechoslo­vakia in the world market. He said the Czechs want to establish econom ic relations with the West, but they do not want loans.

L U s e n i o r s f a c e b e t t e r m a r k e t

t h a n m o s t , s a y s C a r e e r C e n t e r

By Andy R uts end CPS

M ost observers agree that spring graduates will face a tight, com petitive Job market. In contrast to the 1988 -89 Job hun ting season , w hen stu d en ts at som e s c h o o ls reported fielding m ultip le offers, am ajor a n n u a l survey of g rad s’ Job p rospects th is year p resen ts m uch more sober pictures.

M ichigan State Univer­sity, w hich asked 479 key corporations and em ploy­ers about their nationwide college grad hiring p lans, found the com panies fore­see m aking 13.3 percent fewer Job offers to students this year.

M ichigan State survey director P atrick S h eet* sa id c o m p a n ies c ited a

gloom y view of b u s in e ss conditions In 1990, m erg­ers and buyouts. Increased g lob a l co m p etitio n and slower turn over of current em ployees a s the reasons they have had to cut back th eir h iring p lan s s in ce 1988-89. “It’s going to be a big gam e of m usical chairs, and som ebody ls surely go­ing to lo se out." sa id Sheetz.

Carol Lampe, Director of Career P lan n in g and Placem ent, d isagrees with the p ess im istic M ichigan S ta te a s s e s s m e n t . She b ases her Judgement upon two observations: that this year’s seniors are pursuing Job o p p o r tu n it ie s w ith greater fervency than in any previous year, and that the n u m b er of Job re­cruiters appearing on cam ­pus th is year ls double the

num ber that appeared last year.

Lampe estim ates that nearly 200 m em bers of the senior c la ss have already researched potential career opp ortu n ities. R ecruiters visiting cam p u ses are also being more selective than in the past she said.

Sheetz surveyed six re­g ion s, and said the best place to look for Jobs will be ln the Southw est. Next best ls the N ortheast, fol­lowed by the S ou th east, North-Central, South-C en­tral and Northwest states. Lampe adds that m id-w est­ern grads are In dem and because they are reputed to p o sse ss an excellent work e’thtc.

E m ployers sa id they would offer 1989-90 bache­lor’s degree graduates av-

See CAREERS, page 7

Povolny said m ajor con cern s which he and the Council of Free C zechoslovakia will also try to address are the shortage of books and Journals ln the Czech libraries, and the need for people to teach English.

He said it is a lso Important for universi­ties in W estern Europe and in the United States to develop student exchange programs

T h a t is one way ln which Lawrence can help the C zechs.- he said.

Povolny gave m uch of the credit for the su c c ess of the “velvet revolution" to the Czech students and young workers who “took a stand against the regime" on the critical weekend of Nov. 17 and 18 and during the subsequent strikes and protests.

Povolny said he does not ex p e c t-o r even w a n t-to play a major role ln the new govern­m ent of Czechoslovakia.

He p lans to return to h is hom eland In May or Ju n e for another official visit, and he has also been invited to present a lecture or series of lec tu r es at C z ech o slo v a k ia ’s M asaryk University, where he earned his J.D . degree

"I’ll be ln touch with the country ," he said.

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T h e N e w s * S h o r t sBy Jim Holthaus

Sources: The Minneapolis Star Tribune. 77u* .\cw York Times. Newsweek. Time. The Washington Post

MOSCOW. USSR—After several days of ethnic v io­lence in Soviet Azerbaijan which led to the deaths of more than 129 people. Soviet President Mikhail G orbachev sent in th ou san d s of troops and ar­mored vehicles to help bring an end to the violence. The arm y is facing Arm enian and Azerbaijani groups arm ed with autom atic w eapon s, rocket la u n ch ers, arm ored veh icles and. according to som e reports, helicopters. Maj. Gen. Yuri Kcso- lapov. com m ander of the Soviet troops in the area, called the situation “civil war."

SAN SALVADOR. EL SALVADOR A civilian Judge ruled that sufficient evidence ex ists to personally arrest a colonel, three other officers, and five so l­diers on charges of premeditated murder for the 16 November 1989 a ssassin a tion of six J e su .ts and two others, If found guilty, they could be sentenced to 30 years in Jail.

JERUSALEM. ISRAEL-*Israeli authorities arrested without charge Faisal H usselni. an East Jerusalem activ ist who has becom e a popular P alestin ian leader In the West Bank. A judge Issued an order which would allow the police to hold H usselni for four days.

NEW DELHI. INDIA—At least 25 people were killed and 60 wounded when Indian Army troops opened lire on dem onstrators defying curfew* ln the city of Srinagar ln the Kashmir.

MIAMI, FL—The military government of Haiti has begun to expel political leaders after a state of siege w as declared. Haitian leader Lieut. Gen. Prosper Avril, who seized power 16 m onths ago. said the state of siege w as “to protect dem ocratic accom ­plishm ents against terrorism .- Opposition leaders claim that Gen. Avril is planning to avoid e lec ­tions scheduled for April of this year.

WASHINGTON, DC—After being arrested for sm ok­ing crack cocaine. W ashington. DC mayor Marlon Barry annou nced that he had “w eaknesses" but that lte would seek help for them Barry declined to com m ent If he had a drug problem.

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"Never lightly d ism iss any student." said Harriet W. Sheridan, who met with faculty and the Committee on L earning D isa b ilitie s last week to d iscu ss alter­native w ays o f learn ing and how to provide an ef­fective ed u ca tio n a l e n v i­ronm ent.

B ringing S h eridan , a professor of E nglish and the Director for the Center for the A dvancem ent of College Teaching at Brown University, to the cam p us w as one of the prim ary goals of the com m ittee.

Created last spring by a grass-roots poll from s tu ­den ts and concerned fac­ulty. the com m ittee Is d e ­veloping printed m aterial d e ta il in g In fo rm a tio n a l resources on cam pus and also shaping a system that w ould a ssu r e n ecessa ry and reasonable accom m o­dations for s tu d en ts with learning d isabilities.

According to Geoff G a­jew sk i. D irector of the Writing Lab and a member of the com m ittee, the group ls responding to the ethical and legal resp on sib ilities Lawrence has for assisting learning disabled students.

C om m ittee c h a ir p e r ­son and A ssociate Dean of S tu d e n ts For A cadem ic A dvising Marty Hem wall says that section 504 of the R e h a b ilita t io n Act r e ­quires sc h o o ls to provide equal a ccess to educational programs and "educational environm ents."

According to P.L. 94- 142 E d u ca tio n for all Handicapped Children, an

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tio n s for s tu d e n ts w ith learn ing d isab ilities . To com ply w ith th ese s ta n ­dards and to give learning- disabled stu d en ts the o p ­portunity to exhibit their understanding and poten­tial. the com m ittee is d e­veloping a list of reason ­able accom m od ation s to form c o n d it io n s th a t would appeal to learning- disabled stu d e n ts ’ u n con ­v en tion a l ap p roach es to m ateria l.

“ T h e r e a r e s o m e stu d en ts who genuinely need to have sp ecific learning en viron m en ts.”

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One of the s tu d e n t m em bers of the com m ittee. Debbie Lippa. explains that m any s tu d e n ts have a sen se of stu dy conditions that are personally effec­tive for them , but she said "There are som e stu d en ts w ho g en u in e ly need to have specific learning e n ­vironm ents."

"Learning disabilities." Lippa exp la ins, “are valid d isab ilities and do not a f­fect intelligence" but re­flect d ifficu lties with par­t ic u la r a p p r o a c h e s to learning.

EJefore her d ifficu lty with reading and articulat­ing her understanding was id en tified a s D y slex ia . Lippa “d id n ’t th in k a c ­com m odation s were leg it­im ate th in gs to ask for." Small ch an ges in teaching and studying approaches, however, can “m ake a s ig ­n ific a n t d ifferen ce" to learning disabled stu dents and allow them to express their potential.

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stu d en ts. “The ch an ces of m aking m istakes ls sign if­icantly greater outside of these conditions.- she said.

Som e p o ss ib le m e a ­sures that would help s tu ­dents adapt to c la ss m ate­rial Include tape recording le c tu r e s , lo o k in g over other student s notes, par­ticipating in study groups, tu torin g , and u tiliz in g m ulti-sensory teaching ap ­proaches.

A com m on problem . D yslexia, w hich Sheridan called “the Invisible h an d ­icap." in vo lves d ifficu lty reading and writing; a s tu ­dent w ith D yslex ia m ay confuse spellings, reverse letters and add or drop sy l­lables.

A n o th e r p r e v a le n t problem is Dysgraphia. an Inertia against the act of writing. Although stu dents m ay a rticu la te co n c e p ts very w ell. H em w all e x ­plains. writing ls difficult, r e su lt in g In “cram p ed , t ig h t , a lm o st Illegible handwriting."

For s t u d e n t s w ith D yslex ia or D ysgraphia . untlm ed tests and Isolated testing situ a tion s give the necessary time to read the qu estion s and the chance to approach the m aterial in a way that w orks for them . VocalL/.lng thought while writing, for exam ple, may facilitate the writing process. The option of typ­ing an exam in stead of handwriting It a lso would provide an a ltern a tiv e , kinesthetic approach.

Hemwall sa y s the th is sp r in g th e c o m m itte e hopes to subm it to the fac­u lty the final draft of a written proposal detailing the im plem entation of rea­son ab le accom m od ation s for learning-disab led s tu ­dents.

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J am Team: a fake name used by teams who are calling in simply to prevent other teams from getting through.Garruda: one oi the more difficult questions which comes at the end of the contest. Ihe tiist and last Questions are super garrudas. and the answer to the first is lectures of the Function of the Main Food-Digesting Glands.A ctio n Q u estion : a question that can only be answered if team members leave their lounges, i.e. How many inches wide is College Avenue?P ope P o n tiu s Page th e One Q uartereth: an alias for Larry Page.Director of Broadcasting.“D ead P u p p ie s ”: The best of the many stupid songs played between questions. Other hits include “Work the Beef’ and “My name is Larry."

Assignment: TriviaBy Kris Howard

T h is w eek I gol a pretty tough assignm ent: a story on Trivia. Now, those of you who have been here more than 11 m o n th s are s a y in g . “W hat’s so hard about th a t - -e v e ry b o d y k n o w s about Trivia." And those of you w ho haven’t are saying, “Why did she cap­italize that *t?"

See what I mean?In an attem pt to do

so m e th in g in te r e s tin g and unique—and because I got tired of listen ing to Larry D ah lk e’s an sw er­ing m ach in e—I looked to som e back issu e s of T h e L a w re n tia n for insplra- t ion.

The first few years of Trivia co v era g e w ere pretty interesting, but by the time the contest had entered its third year, it b ecam e c lear that all Trivia s to r ie s are the

sam e.They start off with

som eth in g like. “At 10 p.m. th is evening. WLFM w ill k ic k o f f i t s um pteenth annual Trivia Weekend."

This year m arks the 25 th tim e L aw rentians have gone through 50 s leep le ss hours of n on ­sen se and bad m usic, so th e y ’ll probably have som e su itable com m ents for the occasion.

Of course, when I say they. I’m referring to the Trivia M asters, a group of generally crazy people who are the gurus behind th is w h o le op eration . This year’s grand m a s­ters are Larry D ahlke and Mike Engelson.

M ost a r t ic le s on T r iv ia c o n t a in a “veritable plethora" of quotes from the m asters- -e n th u s ia s t ic d e sc r ip ­tio n s like “Trivia’s the greatest thing sin ce Lib- erace left Menasha."

So, w hat exactly is

Trivia? W ell, i t ’s 50 hours of qu estion s and a n s w e r s , p o in ts and prizes, and stupid music.

David Pfleger. a m as­ter from ’67 . described the questions: “We will have q u e stio n s for all segm ents of the listening a u d ien ce , from teeny- bopp ers to Fred Allen fans."

And. for those of you who are sure that Fred Allen’s identity will pop into your head Just as you are trying to get to sleep ton igh t, the w ords of Tony W elhouse, m aster in ’73: “The best kind of q u e st io n is th e kind th at’s ju st ofT the tip of everybody’s tongue."

Who an sw ers th ese questions? Well, team s. Team s from on and off cam p us with nam es like H om eless Yuais Living in B o n a st itu d e , th e Ar­m a d illo A p p r e c ia tio n S o c ie ty . Nude W ater- sk lers for C hrist, andSee TRIVIA, page 7

T r i v i a l t i d - b i t s a b o u t T r i v i a

TRIVIA GRAND MASTERS Mike Engelson and Larry Dahlke will preside over Lawrence’s 25th annual Midwest Trivia Contest, featuring stupid m usic, stupid questions, and yes. an occasional stupid person (Dan Marshall photo).

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N o t h i n g : s o l d o u t------------ ------------ ---------------- lovers get together. It’sBy Maria Schw efel very funny." he added.______________________ A lthough one m ay find

the witty hum or attractive. Saturday n ight’s pre- M iddleton fee ls the inter-

se n ta tlo n of M uch A d o esting part of the story lies A b o u t N o th ing , one of w ithin the characters and Shakespeare’s more popu- their relationsh ips, lar com edies, at Lawrence’s “The w hole play h as a Cloak Theatre h a s been n ice, holiday atm osphere sold out. to it," he sa id . “War has

Director Joh n Middle- ju st ended and th ings are ton. a Lawrence stu d en t, buzzing, like the first day fee ls the show ls unlike of sum m er vacation when m ost of S h a k e s p e a r e ’s you were a kid," he said, com edies. M iddleton h a s previ-

“U su a lly the ac tors o u s ly d irected p lays for leave the set and go to som e both Lawrence and Apple- m agical wood or enchanted ton ’s C om m unity Theatre, forest and then return." he He approaches his direct- said. “This is a fairly bare m g with a hand s-off atti- stage with en tran ces and tude toward the smaller de- exlts from four places." tails of a show and Instead

M id d leton sa id th e concentrates on presenting show is about two young the final product, lovers. Ann Marie Heiman “i don ’t get very deep and Andy Jenrlch play the into one aspect of a show lovers, while their two best it’s up to the actors and de- fr le n d s are p layed by sign ers to do the focused J a c q u e Troy an d Tim work, and then I put it all Whitcomb. The cast of 13 to g eth e r in to a perfor­a t o r s doubles up on parts mance." he explained, to play about 20 different “We had four w eeks to characters. put lt up, so it’s been real

“T his show is not su s- quick. But w e’re taking a penseful." M iddleton said , bite out o f it and seeing "The attraction lies in the what we can do with it." he c le v e r n e ss o f how th e said .

S e p i k a r t e x h i b i t

f e a t u r e s a r t i f a c t sBy Catherine Boos

The current exhibit in the Wrlston Art Center is a collection of Sepik art and artifacts from Papua New G uinea. The p ieces, pro­duced largely in th is c e n ­tury--m ost no longer than 50 years ago - -represent the variety of re lig iou s and d om estic ob jects still In use today.

The pieces are m ade of trad itional wood or clay with decorations of grass, hair, sea sh e lls . and d ogs’ teeth. The exhibit exempll- lies a lew of the m any re­gional sty les that exist in New Guinea.

The collection w as do­nated to L aw rence’s A n ­thropology departm ent in 1982 by three alum ni. G. J ack Gevaart. *55. Carol Colossey Gevaart. ’58. and J. R ussell Polzini. ’53. who w ere r e s id e n ts in th e Janesville-B eloit area su p ­porting expeditions in the Sepik region.

Most of the exhibit ls filled with spiritual or vo­tive works. The people of New Guinea produce them tor trade, but they m ust be desacrallzed first.

The Sepik religion is

based on an im alism and the belief that a dynam ic or psychic force ls present in all things.

The trem endous detail in th e p ie c e s and the p h o to s in th e exh ib it illu stra te the im portance of art In the Sepik culture. Much tim e and effort was given to the m aking of each object.

At 3 p.m. Sunday. Jan. 28. there will be a lecture on Sepik art and culture given by K athleen Barlow o f G u s ta v u s A d o p h u s

University, who also wrote th e e s s a y for th e e x ­hibition’s catalogue. A re­ception will follow with a sp e c ia l m u s ic a l perfor­m ance by D ane Richeson and h is stu d en ts. All are w elcom e.

C a m p u s N e w s Friday. January 26. 1990 Page 7

Schubert ...(Continued from page 1)

base to build on with Andy (G ussert] and Paul Alex’s work." he said. "There are w ays in w h ich we can m ake LUCC stronger as it related to the stu dents and faculty."

Also on the ballot was a referendum ca llin g for a greater role in the budget process for the vice presi­d en t. treasu rer , and fi­nance secretary. The refer­e n d u m p a s s e d a lm o st u n an im ou sly .

LAAFD . . .(continued from page 3)

p a n e l d is c u ss io n w ith C oaps Shuping. a member of the ou tlaw ed African N ation a l C o n g ress , and D avid M e sse n b e in g , a prom inent anti-A partheid activist and film director.

Shu p in g will a lso pre­sent a speech. “The struggle of D efiance and History of the ANC" on Saturday at 3 p.m. tn Riverview.

W hen asked how m uch m oney Lawrence h as in ­vested in com p an ies that do b u s in e s s in S ou th Africa. Warch responded that he d idn’t have those figures at hand, but added that the am ount of m oney w hich Lawrence h as in ­v ested in firm s that do b u s in e ss in South Africa h a s gone down over time b ecau se of the increasing num ber of firms that have ceased to invest in South

Africa.W arch further added

that Lawrence invests only in “resp o n sib le" firm s w hich adhere to a s ta te ­m ent of princip les origi­nally stated by Rev. Su lli­van

Roe...(continued from page 1)

Highlighting the politi­cal power of the abortion issu e . Mary King of W is­consin Right to Life and the leader of the m arch com ­m ittee. said there is “no other issu e that confronts candidates of the nineties' like abortion.

The rally at the court­h ou se called for su p ­port for the original form of W iscon sin leg isla tu re bill A B -38, which w ould require parental con sen t for a m inor to have an abortion.

C a re e r s . . .(continued from page 4)

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The first Trivia c o n ­test w as won by Plantz Hall (the nam es started out pretty dull). The final q u estion ? “W hat's the phone num ber of the New York Theatre w here the widow of Humphrey Bog­art is currentiy appear­ing?" How does anyone ever answ er a q uestion like that? In 1971 a li­brarian noted that "40 reference b ooks w h ich had disappeared m y ste ­riou sly over the w eek ­end" were returned on M onday.

And how to keep the other team s from a n ­swering? A group of Phi T aus thought they had the so lu tion one year-- they sent chocolate cook ies laced with Ex-lax to the com petition. But as the Trivia Credo clearly sta tes . "Trivia ls m eant to be entertainm ent and sh o u ld be p erce iv ed solely in that light. C on­duct contrary to this gov­erning credo will be an Infraction of the rules."

The strategy w hich has proven most su c c ess ­ful involves lots of peo­ple. p izza, and P epsi. Norbert Q. Plotz (no. I don’t believe that is h is real nam e, but he w as Trtvla Master In ’78) gave som e tim eless advice:

“D on’t worry about that C h a n e y m id t e r m . C haney g ives m idterm s three tim es a year and Trivia com es but once."

I cou ldn’t end this ar­ticle w ithout quoting at least one Trivia M aster who graduated but never left: S tephen J . S iegel-- "Trivia Is now larger than life."

Tune in to WLFM. 91.1 FM. th is w eekend b eca u se "hum ans have been cata loging u se le ss data in an endless flurry . . . from the King’s lists of the Egyptians to the New York telep h on e d irec­tory." and som e bit of u s e le s s data In your brain might Just be the answer.

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T h e G erm ans are one people, with the sam e lan ­guage. the same culture, the sam e history, and a lso a com m on desire for free­dom. as the events of the p r e v io u s y e a r h a v e shown." said Wirth.

R ecen t p o lls h ave shown 30 percent to 40 per­cent of East G erm ans are in favor of unification, but Wirth sa id that the re­ce n tly -lib era ted g o v e r n ­m ent “m u st be free to choose it’s own destiny" in the m onths to com e, e sp e ­cially on May 6. when East Germany will hold its first free e le c tio n s in nearly half a century.

Wirth, a career d ip lo­m at. h a lls from a sm all village ou tsid e Bonn. He stu d ied political sc ien ce , sociology, and econ om ics at the University of Bonn.

Wirth. who w as previ­o u s ly s t a t io n e d in Ethiopia, has two years left on his current assignm ent.He is based at the M idwest­ern Germ an C onsu late inChicago.

A n d y T h e M an o f V is io n

(sung to the tune o f“ R udo lph the Red-Nosed R eindeer ”)

You know Alex and Schubert and Riky and Chuckie Snakey and Huglen and Rosie and Bunte But do you recall... The most famous Lawrentian of all? Andy the Man of VisionHad a very cushy job And if you ever had itYou would say he was no slobAll of the campus leadersUsed to laugh at LUCC They never gave Andy credit “What do you expect from a S pee9" Then one night in winter term Someone wrote to say “Andy you’re so wonderful You deserve a holiday" So three weeks from now we’ll cheer him A gavel-banger who stands tall Andy, the motion s carried For the campus, you've done it all.

E n t e r t a i n m e n t / F e a t u r e sP age 8

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Book Review

The Monkey Wrench Gang Rides againBy David Kueter

"D estroying e y e so re s Is slm p ly a n o th e r w a y o f c rea tin g beauty, a n d E dw ard A b b e y ’s d ed ica ted crew are m a s te rs o f th is p a r t ic u la r R e n a i s s a n c e . O f course, w h a t the M onkey W rench G ang d o e s is o u tra g e o u s , un- A m erican a n d inim ical to th e s a ­cred concep t o f p roperty , a n d I th o ro u g h ly c o n d e m n th em . I f un checked , th ey m a y ev en sta rt d u m p in g tea in to B o sto n h a r ­bor..."

-Richard Bradford

“...each n e w book m a y be m y la st (for w ho k n o w s ? A n d one does grow w ea ry a n y w a y o f th is in ferna l sc rib b lin g )...”

-Edward A tlx y

The cry goes up. One can hear it drifting through the literary world, w hich m ourns the lo ss of one of its finest contributors, the heir to Thoreau. It h a u n ts the dream s of developers and c o n ­su m ers who view the untam ed west a s m erely an untapped re­source in the way of hum an ex ­pansion. It brings hope to the tor­tured sou ls of John Wesley Powell and others w hose nam es are im ­m ortalized in the ded ications of h ew n f o r e s t s a n d f lo o d ed canyons.

But m ost of all, the cry rever- b ates trium phantly w est of the Rockies. It can be found scrawled, in w arning, in the bathroom

sta lls of our National Parks. It can be seen leading on the m em ­bers of Earth First! a s they march to place them selves betw een the gaping m aw s of civilization and the land they love. It can be heard e c h o in g g le e fu l ly o ff th e sandstone w alls of the canyons of the Colorado Plateau.

H a y d u k e Lives!George W ashington Hayduke.

the Irrepressible, foul-m outhed, unheroic hero of Edward Abbcv's

L i f e i

1975 novel T he M onkey W rench Gang, is back. In H a y d u k e Lives!, the last book Abbey wrote before h is death la st March. H ayduke returns from seem in g death to pull the m em bers of the Monkey Wrench Gang - A.K. “Doc" Sarvis M .D., B onnie Abbzug. J o sep h “Seldom Seen" Sm ith - out of their regular, com fortable lives for one final m ission .

For B ishop J . D udley Love and the Search and Rescue Team

have returned, bringing in their wake the ultim ate earth-m oving m achine. GOLIATH, to m ake the A m erican S o u th w est sa fe for u ran iu m m in e s and H oliday Inns.

F o r tu n a te ly , th e M onkey W rench G ang d oes not stan d alone. Fighting at their side are the m em bers of Earth First!

Earth First! ls a true-life or­gan iza tion c o n s is t in g of a n a r ­c h is t s . tree -h u g g ers. n u d is ts , m ou n ta in m en. flower ch ildren and p seudo-in tellectu a ls, ju st to nam e a few. The novel The M on­k e y W rench G ang w as the Inspi­ra tion for th e group , w h ich sp o u ses a sim ple philosophy: no com prom ise ln defense of Earth.

Abbey ta k e s ln stride the dilem m a of writing about an or­ganization which w as inspired by his own writings. With no trace of vanity or fa lse m odesty , he In­clu des his own statem ents among ih e in sp ir a t io n a l s lo g a n s of Earth First! Abbey even goes so iar a s to have H ayduke own an actual copy (albeit dogeared and filled with searing com m entary by the activist) of T he M o n key W rench Gang. Any contradiction ls cleared up by a statement at the beginning of The M onkey W rench G a n g s ta tin g that the book, “th o u g h fic tio n a l in form , is based strictly on historical fact. Everything in it ls real and a c tu ­ally happened . And it all began Just one year from today."

As in m ost o f h is n ovels. Abbey’s own viewpoint can oftenSee HAYDUKE.

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H u m o r c o h u r w i j s t D c w e Barru

Mr. Language Person fields questionsBy Dave Barry

O nce again we arc pleased to present Mister Language Person, the internationally- r e co g n iz e d exp ert and au th or of the authoritative “Oxford Cambridge Big Book o’ Gram m ar.*

Q. W hat ls the d ifference betw een “criteria" and "criterion"?

A. These often-confused words belong to a family that gram m arians call “metronomes." m eaning ‘w ords that have the same beginning but lay eggs underwater." The simplest way to tell them apart is to remember that "criteria" ls u sed in the following type of sentence: “W hen ch oosin g a candidate for the United S ta tes C ongress, the m ain criteria ls. hair “ W hereas "Criterion" ls a kind of car.

Q. What ls the correct way to spell words?A. English spelling ls unusual because our

language ls a rich verbal tapestry woven together from the tongues of the Greeks, the Latins, the Angles, the Klaxtons, the Celtics, the 76ers and m any other ancient peoples, all of whom had severe drinking problems.

Look at the spelling they came up with for "colonel" (w hich ls actu ally pronounced "lieutenant"): or “hors d ’oeuvres" or "Cyndl Lauper." It Is no wonder that young people today have so m uch trouble learning to spell: Study after stu d y show s that young people today have the intelligence of Brillo. This is why It’s so important that we old folks te.n h them the old reliable spelling rule that we learned as children, namely:

"I" before "C." Or when followed by “T.“ O’er the ram parts we watched. Not excluding Joint taxpayers filing singly.

EXCEPTION: "Suzl's All-Nlte E-Z Drive- Thru Donut Shoppe."

Q. What the heck are “ramparts" anyway?A. They are parts of a ram. and they were

con sid ered a great delicacy ln those days. People used to watch o’er them.

Dave Barry has been a writer for the Miami Herald s in ce 1 9 8 3 . A g ra d u a te of Haverford College, he has written a number of popular books, Including B a b la s a n d O ther H azards o f S a x and D ave B arry S lep t Hera: A Sort o f H istory o f the United S ta te s . In 1988, Barry w as awarde the Pulitzer Prize for com m entary , based on his columns written for the Herald. The W ash in gton Jo u rn a lism R e v i e w s ' 1989 R eaders ' poll named Barry as the best humor columnist In America.

Q. How do you speak French?A. French ls very easy to speak. The secret

is, no matter what anybody says to you. you answer. “You're wrong." but you say lt with your tongue way back in gargle position and your lips pouted way out like you’re sucking grits through a hose, so lt sounds sort of like this: "Urrrrooonnngggg." Example:

FRENCH PERSON: Ou est la polsson de mon harm onica? ("How about them Toronto Blue Jays?")

YOU: Urrrrooonnngggg.FRENCH PERSON: Quel un moron! ("Good

point!")Q. I know there’s a difference ln proper

u sa g e b e tw een "com pared with" and “compared to" but I don’t care

A. It depends on the context.Q. Please explain punctuation?A. It would be "my pleasure." The main

punctuation m arks are the period, the coma, the colonel, the sem icolonel, the probation mark, the catastrophe, the eclipse, the Happy Face and the box where the person checks "yes" to receive m ore inform ation. You should place these marks in your sentences at regular intervals to indicate to your reader that som e kind of punctuation ls occurring. Consider these exam ples.

WRONG: O Romeo. Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?

RIGHT: O R om eo! Yo! ROMEO! W herethehellfore ART thou? Huh??

ROMEO I art down here' Throw me the car keys!

Q. D oes anybody besid es total Jerks ever use the phrase "as lt were"?

A. No.Q. What is the correct form of encouraging

“chatter" that baseball m flelders should yell to the pitcher?

A. They should yell: “Hum babe hum babe hum babe HUM BABE HUM BABE.“

Q. May they also yell: “Shoot that ball m there shoot lt shoot lt SHOOT SHOOT SHOOT WAY TO SHOOT BABE GOOD HOSE ON THAT SHOOTER"?

A. They most certainly may.Q. What is the difference betw een "take"

and "bring"?A. “Take" ls a transitory verb that is used

in sta tem en ts such as “He up and took off." “Bring" ls a consum ptive injunction and m ust be used as follows: “We brung som e stew ed ram parts to Aunt Vespa but she w as already dead so we ate them ourselfs “

Q. What ls President B u sh ’s native language?

A. He doesn’t have one.

TODAY’S LANGUAGE TIP: A good way to im press people such as your boss Is to develop a “Power Vocabulary" by using big words. Consider this example:

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Im pression here. Your nam e isn't even "Ted." Now w atch the difference that a couple of Power Vocabulary words can make:)

YOU: Good m orning. Mr. Joh n son , you hem orrhoidal infrastructure.

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be found com ing from the m ouths of h is heroes. As Seldom Seen Smith speaks during a poker gam e. “People are no dam n good Take ’em one at a tim e, they’re all right. Even fam­ilies. But bunch 'em up. herd ’em together, get ’em organized and well fed and branded and ear-notched and m oving o u t. th en they’re the m eanest ugliest greediest stupidest danger- est breed of beast in the whole solar system far as I know."

The writing style ls. as one grows to expect from A bbey, su p e r b . N ever known for following liter­

ary convention -- he once com m issioned a friend in the Hell’s Angels to do a re­view of Zen a n d the Art o f M otorcycle M a in te n a n ce , which he then passed on to h is p u b I ls h e r s - -A b b e y unasham edly, through his narrative and h is ch arac­ters, reveals h is idolatry towards the fem ale form. The ch a ra cters are raw, bigoted, sex ist, lustful, ob­se ss iv e . se lf-d estr u c tiv e , yet still undeniably heroic.

Although In part based upon real people, the char­acters of Abbzug, Sarvls, Smith and Jack . The Lone Ranger, a lbeit endearing, are fic t io n a l. H ow ever.

H ayduke lives; he ex ists. F or A b b e y . in h is F r a n k e n ste in 's m o n ste r ca lled Earth F irst!, h a s p la ced th e d e m e n te d , vengefu l brain of George W ashington Hayduke, le t­ting loose upon the u n su s­pecting world a stream of eco-warrlors determ ined to do that which the powers- that-be fear m ost, a s Walt W hitm an sa id lt: “R esist m uch. Obey little."

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S p o n s o r e d b y D o m i n o ’s P i z z a

AMY NEUBERT set a school record ln teh 880-yard run at the UW-Milwaukee meet last Saturday. The senior captain ran a 2:32.8. (Rick Peterson photo)

T h e A th le te s q f t h e W e e k a r e s e le c te d e a c h w e e k b y T h e L a w r e n tia n s p o r ts s t q f f a n d r e c e iv e a f r e e p i z z a f r o m D o m in o 's

L U h o c k e y i s s t i c k i n g i t o u tThe tid es have not yet turned for

Viking hockey. Lawrence (2-12) took to the road last weekend only to be swept by scores of 7-3. 8-4 by host Augsburg College (10-9-2).

The “hot* line for LU w as Robbie Stin sa , Paul M lchelson. and Peter Gier­sch. S tln sa popped ln two goals and had three a s s is t s w h ile M lchelson scored twice In Saturday's gam e. G iersch has now m oved Into the Lawrence record

books a s the all-tlm e a ss is t leader Jim Bauchiero stepped out of the hot

seat and turned the goalie chores over to Rvan Stone and John Schrule.

S tone put up som e B au ch lero-llke sta tistics Friday night with 61 saves, and Schrule had 36 Saturday.

This w eekend s gam es at St. Norbert should be a good test for the Vikings as they will finally face a team of som ew hat equal caliber.

Dan’s Details Compiled by Dan Brant

HockeySeaton Scoreboard 2-12 overallName fl A TP PEN MRobbie Sunaa 7 6 13 5-10Peter Oiertch 6 5 11 16-32Romeo Vlvlt 6 4 10 3-6Paul Michelton 4 3 7 5-12Shawn Maher 3 2 5 11-22Mark Hengerer 1 3 4 13-26Chrit Moody • 4 4 15-30Dave Frazier 2 1 3 4-1Jaton Kerr 2 1 3 6-12Matt Tierney - 2 2 7-16Brian Toomey • 2 2 1-2Jon Maki 1 - I 11-22Ryan Stone • 1 1 —

GOALTEND1NG OP W L AAA 3 avat PilJim Bauchiero 10.0 2 9 1.2 4t4 155Ryan Stone 25 0 2 9.6 1)4 .141John Schrule 1.5 0 1 4.7 60 196

Lawrence Totaia 14.0 2 12 1.1 67C •57Opponent Totali 14.0 12 2 2.3 254 IIS

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ftiBfln InvlL.__L2Q1. UW Eeu Claire 11.232. Lawrence 47.53. Augtburg 41234. UW Superior 41 3. Ripon 29.36. Carroll College 25.37. N’wetiern (WI) 24.5 I. N’wetiern (WI) 17

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men placewinnera2-mile run-- Chrl* Nauir

5th (9:53.2); Keith Vender. Meulen, 6th (9:59.1) woman placewinneri Tripla Jump -Maktymenko.ltt(32*2”)Long Jump-Czarniecki, 3rd(16’ 1/2’*)Shot Pui-Hayei, 3rd (25*4") Mile Relay- Blahnik, Makiym Neubert. Czarniecki. 3rd, 4:37.6 High Jump - Makiymenko,4th(4-10)2-mile run- Jill Edwvda. 5th(12:12.4)I *0*Yard Run- Neubert,DNP(2:32.8)

Law rence Sports P a g e 10

J a n . 2 6 , 1 9 9 0

V i k i n g c a g e r s s p l i t g a m e s

w i t h K n o x , I l l i n o i s C o l l e g eBy Eric Schacht

After slipp ing to an 0 -3 conference record, the Viking m en's basketball team swung south last weekend to tiy to reverse Its fortunes. The gam es against Knox Col­lege and Illinois College were cru cia l gam es to w in lf the V ikings hope to re­m ain a factor ln the M idwest Conference race. D esp ite the im portance of the Knox gam e, however, the Vikes cam e out

"Thing* certainly don’t get any easier, but at least It will be nice to be on our home court."

—Mike Gallus Men's Basketball Coach

flat and were quickly down 24-5 . They never got w ithin eight points after that. It w as the second away gam e ln as m any tries that Lawrence let a 20-polnt margin develop early in the gam e (the 84 -57 loss at St. Norberts w as the other). The final score ended up 92 -72 a s the Vikings gave

up the second m ost points they have given up this year.

Lawrence w as plagued by its third- w orst sh ootin g perform ance (39%) and lack of rebounding (34 to Knox's 54)

Matt M iota, w ho entered the gam e lead ing the nation ln three-point a c c u ­racy for D ivision III sch ools, w as 0 -5 b e­hind the str lp e -d esp ite h is gam e-high 26 points.

Joe l D illingham picked up the slack from long range by hitting five of seven tries en route to a 17-point night.

T he fo rw ard -cen ter trio o f C lint Schneider, Kurt Rltz and Eric Sager hit on only three of 20 shots (15%) as the Slwash giants Tremler Joh n son (21 pts. 13 rebs.) and Greg M eyers (20 pts. 10 rebs.) dom i­nated the Inside.

T h ese three V lk lngs turned th in gs around Saturday afternoon at Illinois College. They com bined for 11 -fo r -17 sh ootin g (65%), 28 p o in ts and 18 re­bounds.

W ith co n tin u ed stron g play from Dillingham (21 pts.) and Miota (24 pts.)

See MEN'S B-BALL, page 11

MATT MIOTA. the Vlklngs leading scorer, will try to put LU back Into the MC race this weekend as the Vikes host Coe and Grinnell.

Sports Friday, J a n u a r y 2 6 , 1 9 9 0 P age 11

W o m e n 's t r a c k

V i k i n g s s e e k t o l e g i t i m i z e

i n d o o r t r a c k a s w i n t e r s p o r tBy Cory Kadlec

The Indoor track s e a ­son com m enced last S a t­urday for th e V ik in g women harriers at the UW- M ilwaukee D evelopm ental Meet. Six Viking w om en placed at the meet, and two school records were set.

The w inter sch ed u le h a s tra d it io n a lly b een looked at as a warm-up for the outdoor season. This ls the second season that the Vlklngs will try to take a mor- com petitive apprach. It Is now officially recog­nized a s a separate entity from the spring season.

Coach Rich M orrison has seen thr program grow and he says that lt now has “earned legitim acy on Its own."

Each of the other Mid­west C onference sch oo ls have a program, although some are more fortunate.

“We are at a d istinct

FRESHMAN SHARPSHOOTER KRISTA TOMTERth read s her way through the opponent’s defense.Tomter and the wom en's squad face undefeated MC foe. Lake Forest tomorrow. (Trevor Thompson photo)

O f f i c i a l s a r g u e t h a t R e g e a n

d i d l i t t l e f o r w o m e n ' s s p o r t s

d isad van tage w ith ou i an w h ile C z a r n ie c k i is indoor facility , part leu - primarily a sprinter. Both larly in th e d is ta n c e e n jo y e d p h e n o m e n a l e v e n t s ." e x p l a i n e d su ccess last season , as the M orrison. LU record book will .ittest.

C ap ta ins of the team will be sen iors M issy Nohr and Amy Neubert. Neubert is u su a lly a part of the m tle-relay team , but she show ed her versatility last

Saturday w hen she set a school record ln the 880- yard run with a tim e of2:32.8.J ill E dw ards, first term Athlete of the Week, set the tw o-m ile school record by shaving 20 secon d s olT the old mark of 12:32.4

Freshm an Ju lie Secor. who ls com ing off of a solid c r o s s c o u n tr y s e a s o n , should contribute. Other freshm en hopefuls include B etsy B lahnik and Kara K leinhans.

“Blahnik is a com peti­tive m iler who will c h a l­lenge for a relay leg." said M orrison.

The core of the Indoor team will be sophom ores D eb b ie C zarn ieck i and Crystal Maksymenko. this dynam ic duo will be slated to c o m p ete ln severa l events this season .

M aksym enk o’s strength last year ln o u t­door track w as the hurdles.

(CPS)--The National Collegiate Ath­letic A sso c ia tio n (NCAA) awarded its highest honor to former President Ronald Reagan Jan . 8 during Its annual conven­tion ln D allas, sparking a low key protest am ong som e college ofTiclals who say he hurt w om en’s athletics during his time in office.

“As far as opportunities for women, as far a s m inority opportunities during Rea­g an ’s adm in istration , they weren’t very good," said Donna Lopiano. women s ath­letic director of the University of Texas. “In fact, they were awful.

“People are upset that the NCAA selec­tion com m ittee chose som eone who su p ­ported opportunities for Just half the pop­ulation," Lopiano said.

R eagan cam p aigned against a law called Title IX of the Education Am end­m ents of 1972. which threatened to cut olT federal fu n d s to sch oo ls that d iscrim i­nated against wom en. He argued the law w as an unw arranted federal intrusion in private affairs.

W hile in office, Reagan’s Justice D e­p artm ent wrote “friend of the court" briefs supporting Grove City College's le­gal challenge to the law. arguing the fund cutoff threat applied only to the specific

Men's B-Ball . . .

programs that directly got federal money and. consequently, not athletic programs.

The US Suprem e Court subsequently ruled Grove City w as correct. In 1988. when C ongress approved a Civil Rights Restoration Act to replace Title IX. Rea­gan vetoed lt. Congress later overturned the veto.

The former president’s actions did not endear him to wom en's sports groups, which had used Title IX to pressure co l­leges to go to the expense of establishing women's sports facilities and teams.

Richard Nixon. Lopiano said , would have been a better choice for the NCAA's award. “He w as president when Title IX was promulgated."

The NCAA received five letters con ­cerning the Reagan award, four of them negative, NCAA sp ok esm an J im Mar- chlony said. Former professional golfer Carol Mann resigned her seat on the awards committee to protest the honor.

“It’s a minor flak." Marchlony said. "I wouldn’t call lt a national groundswell."

The “T eddy Award." nam ed for Theodore Roosevelt, ls given by the NCAA to a “d istingu ished citizen of national reputation and outstanding accom plish­ment" who played college varsity sports.

Both Viking swim team s leave Ripon in their wakeby Llssa Mach

Both the m en’s and w om en’s swim team d e ­feated Ripon last Satur­day. by scores of 135-48 and 152-60. respectively.

The Vikings captured 22 f ir st-p la ce f in ish e s out of 26 events.

Dual first place w in­n e r s In c lu d e d J o e l Rollings ln the 500 and 1000-yard freestyles and Kristi Jahn in the 50 and 100-yard freestyle.

Other first place w in­ners Included Eric Burger and J en n y Ackil ln the 2 0 0 -y a rd b reast; J o n

Henke and Teresa Lowe in the 2 0 0 yard back; Julie Price and Monte in the diving; Llssa Marh ln the 100-yard freestyle; Chad Kemnitz*in the 50- yard free; Erin Hagen ln the 2 0 0 individual med ley ; and Tony Gotter In the 100 free.

C oach G ene D avis was Im pressed with the tim es, but sa id “W e’re still not on the level we want to be. Tills weekend will be m ore d em a n d ­ing."

The Vikings travel to Beloit on Saturday for a triangular meet with B e­loit and Cornell.

(continued from page 10)V ikes sh ot 55% from the field (season high).

Illinois College, which fell to 2 -9 . 1-4 in confer­ence. could not withstand a f ir s t -h a lf b arrage th at h elp ed L aw rence to an early 19-polnt lead. After holding a 4 8 -3 2 half-tim e advantage, the gam e w as never c loser than the final 8 4 -70 margin.

The turnaround in the performance of the Viking inside play could be a m a­jor factor ln a late-season su r g e . K nown as a guard /sm all forward dom ­inated team, a new dim en­sion would ease the pres­s u r e o f f o f th e M iota /D illin gh am /R oss Rynders trio w hich has netted 61% of the LU points th is year.

E n terin g th is w e e k ­e n d ’s hom e co n feren ce gam es aga in st Coe and Grinnell, the Vikings need to win both to keep their ti­tle hopes alive. Mike Gal­lu s ’ c lu b ls on ly three poin ts from a 3 -2 mark (one-point lo ss to St. Nor­bert. and a two-point loss to Ripon). and is 7-1 when they out-shoot their oppo­nents.

T h e S p o r t s ’ S h o r t s• "The frequency of drunken driving arrests among

M innesota Viking players ls more a credit to the state’s Intolerance of drinking and driving than It ls a reflection of the team ’s approach to alcohol."

—Mike Lynn, Vlklngs General Manager• Charles Barkley w as fined once again. This time

the fine w as $3500 . for pushing Jack Haley of the New Jersey Nets. Haley w as fined $ 1 000 for retaliating, and his team m ates Roy Hinson. Charles Shackelford, and Parvis Short were fined were fined $ 5 0 0 each for leaving their bench.

• Current leading vote-getters for the 1990 NBA All- Star g a m e -W e ste m Conference: Akeem O lajuwon. Jam es Worthy. Magic Joh n son . Karl M alone, Joh n Stockton. Eastern Conference: Patrick Ewing, I^irry Bird. M ichael Jordon, Mark Aguirre, Isaiah Thom as. Jordan leads all vote-getters with 79 .457 .

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