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THESILENTASSASSIN

WEAPON OF CHOICE

Doesn't say a word during the meeting, but criticises all the

ideas afterwards

THE FREE FOOD GUY

“I HEARD THERE IS FOOD AT THIS MEETING”

THE YESMAN

WEAPON OF CHOICE

Is over-positive and agrees with everything and

everybody

THE PILGRIM

WEAPON OF CHOICE

Takes the discussion so far off topic that nobody

remembers what the meeting was about in

the first place

THE BUT GUY

WEAPON OF CHOICE

Takes the wind out of new ideas.

“That's an excellent idea, BUT….”

WEAPON OF CHOICE

Interrupts the meeting with a

funny story or joke that is totally

irrelevant to the task at hand

THE JOKESTER

THE PING PONG MASTER

WEAPON OF CHOICE

When confronted, bounces off the responsibility of

answering the question to somebody else

THE 127 SLIDES GUY

“OH BOY, WE ARE GONNA BE IN

HERE FOR AWHILE"

THE NITPICKER

WEAPON OF CHOICE

Always points out a small irrelevant

detail like a typo in the memo and is

unable to see the bigger picture

THESTALLER

WEAPON OF CHOICE

Asks another question just when

everybody is about to leave

THE PLOWTALKERWEAPONOF CHOICE

Always speaks over everybody, in his mind the argument is won by the loudest talker

WEAPONOF CHOICE

Is simultaneously working on his/her

laptop and constantly checking his/her

phone while pretending

to listen

THE MULTI-TASKER