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Beerburgers in Paradise Redux
TheContinuing Quest for the Holy Business Grail
by Steve Kayser with Dr. Elliot McGucken
In Search of the Next Big Thing
Every business, entrepreneur, idealist, or visionary, wants to be the one to find the Holy
Business Grail the next big technology or product that will change the world forever.
Ive found it. I have it.
The ultimate product. The benefits to humanity AA (astronomically astounding). Thats
right. The world youre living in is close to the long-predicted techno-Singularity.
Take a Deep Breath
Youll be overwhelmed. You may need help breathing. But youre going to have to wait
until the end of this article to find out what it is.
I know Ive said it before. Perhaps last when Id developed a device to RFID track, deliver,
and most importantly,perpetually produceearths greatest natural resourceat a
minuscule cost compared to current production methods.
This Time Im for Real
Had thoseprofessionals (ahem) at the Academy of Non-Sciences OK'd my meager
$150-million-dollar product-research grantrequest, the world would now be a much better
place.
But they didnt. Hence, all have suffered. But take heart.
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Its time, once again, to and to battle our way into future history books.
The term Shoot the Donkey" refers to a classic scene in the movie "Patton" (based upon
a true life event) where the Third Army gets critically held up in battle on a bridge, by a
cart-pulling donkey that had stopped and refused to budge, totally blocking the bridge. Lifeand death are at stake. An MP struggles with the donkey and the owner, trying to get them
out of the way. But with no success.
The entire Third Army halts for this recalcitrant donkey.
General George Pattonroars up, leaps out of his jeep, whips out his ivory-handled
pistol, shoots the donkey, and immediately has it hurled off the bridge, removing the
obstacle.
The Great Leadership Principle
That classic scene not only revealed Patton's character in a cinematic way,but also
embodies the great leadership principle of taking decisive action to remove all obstacles to
fulfill one's mission.
A Miserable Failure
However, I had used most of my Shoot the Donkeylessons and insights on my last business
venture/mission, and failed miserably.
Passion. Product. Positioning. Price, but No
I have the passion. Now I have the product. Its perfectly positioned and priced for instant
success. But I just lack the lastP (power).
Ive learned about the Complex Sale, Marketing and Advertising, PR, Overcoming
Adversity, and Strategic Leadership, but have still failed to raise the money to get my
world-shaking venture to market.
Smart Female Friends Unquestionable Testimonial
I was, as a very smart female friend of mine once told me;
Basement Balcony Beckons
At one point Id considered ending it all by throwing myself off the basement balcony. (Id
tried it before and wasnt too successful either.) Then I had the unbelievably repugnant
thought that it might be all about looks.
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Maybe I wasnt pretty enough?
No. That couldnt be it.
Killing Kilt
Maybe I needed to dress differently? Im quite the dapper, hillbilly-chic, power-kilt, business
dresser. But what if the kilt was killing my chances to raise money and get my idea and
product to market?
Time to Change?
I tried something different. Something not particularly flashy, but vibrant, with lots of living
colors
and well, it didnt work either.
Needs Professional
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I decided I needed a doctor. Not a normal doctor. A doctor that knew how to professionally
position my venture and business plan to make investors flock to my entrepreneurial vision.
I needed a doctor with entrepreneurial, yet artistic acumen. A creativegenius like me
one that could appreciate brilliance.
A person that would understand and enable me to
to help me overcome adversity, obstacles and inner demons that were preventing my
inevitable place in history. A person that could help paint my entrepreneurial masterpiece on
the business canvas of life.
Is There a Doctor in the House?
Well, after a short random search (35 years, three days, and 17 hours), I found one.
Just one.
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Only one.
Someone that was aimed the same way I was.
Enter: Dr. Elliot McGucken, a.k.a. Doctor E.
Dr. E is the epitome of an artistic entrepreneur. He founded jollyroger.com in 1995, and now
runs over 30 sites. He presented Authena Open Source DRM/CMS at the Harvard Law
School OSCOM, and 22surfwas accepted to the Zurich OSCOM. Both Authena and 22surfare aimed at helping indie artists/creators. Dr. E received a B.A. in physics from Princeton
and a Ph.D. in physics from UNC Chapel Hill where his dissertation on an artificial retina
for the blind received several NSF grants and a Merrill Lynch Innovations Award. The
retina-chip research appeared in publications including "Popular Science" and "Business
Week," and the project continues to this day.
The New York Times deemed Dr. Es work as simply unprecedented."The Los Angeles
Times referred to the classical portal as "a lavish virtual community known as The Jolly
Roger." Dr. E has also published four books including two novels and a poetry collection.
Make Your Passion Your Profession
And Dr. E teaches a spectacular business course calledArtistic Entrepreneurship (basedupon his soon-to-be-released book with the same title) on how to make your passion your
profession.
Steve: I need help. I have this great business idea
Dr. E: I heard. And you need, let me guess, money?
Steve: Well, yes. A piddling amount
$250 million for initial research.
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Dr. E: Oh. is that all?
Steve: To start. I dont want to seem overly aggressive. I sent you some info
Dr. E: I started reading your business plan.
Steve: (BEAMS)
Dr. E: It sucks.
Steve: (Unbeams)
Dr. E: You dont even tell a good story to get an investor interested. I thought you were
supposed to be a storyteller.
Steve: I have won multiple awards for telling
Dr. E: Fables and fibs?
Steve: How did you know? Skip Press tells you? I did get the famous Fables, Fibs and
Fantastically Flubbed Faux Pauxaward.
Dr. E: Impressive. But your plan had no story. I quit reading after the first 20 words.
Business is nothing without story; brand is nothing without story. Venture capitalists are
nothing without story. Venture Capitalists are nothing without your story.
Can you tell me your story - this world-changing idea you have?
Beerburger in Paradise ReduxSteve: (hesitates) Im pretty sure no one will read or hear this, but you still have to keep it
on the down-low. I dont want anyfast-talking, slick-dressing, Wall Street banker
business type cribbing the idea from me. It happened once before when I was trying to
start aBeerburger in Paradise Restaurant. Totally cribbed the idea from me. Gave it to
some no-name relative of his.
The rest isnt history.
Dr. E: Right. Mum's the word.Go on already.
Steve: Its an astronomically astounding, revolutionary, cutting-edge, robust
platform-neutral, portable (almost probably), seamless (virtually, besides some minor
cracks), robuster-LMNOP, robustest, interoperable, supraluminal, hypothetical, translucent,
nanotech, scientific breakthrough.
Dr. E: (SILENCE) English please.
Steve: What?
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Dr. E: What is it?
Steve: I was telling you.
Dr. E: Ithmm ...
Steve: What?
Rarely Un-rare Disease
Dr. E: It sucks. Words with no meaning. I diagnose you with a rarely unrare corporate
business disease. Corporate gobbledygook. multiple platform BS (bureaucratic speech) with
a tinkled tinge of manic-megalomania. Youll need to take a dose of myArtistic
Entrepreneurremedy.
Steve: English please.
Dr. E: The Artistic Entrepreneurremedy is based on classical story elements as outlined in
Aristotle's Poetics. It helps you make your passion your profession.
Steve: Aristotle was a poet?I didn't know it.
Dr. E: Think of it as combining the arts, entrepreneurial ventures, and technology with
Joseph Campbell's Hero With a Thousand Faces structure. Itll help tell your
entrepreneurial story in a business plan with adventures akin to Campbell's "Hero's
Journey. Along the way youll encounter antagonists and pitfalls, but these shall be
overcome by the end and you will be off to pursue your artistic entrepreneurial ventures.
Steve: With money?
Dr. E: If you do it right.
Steve: Dont you want to know what it is first?
Dr. E: No. First you need a grounded foundation of the Artistic Entrepreneur mindset. The
vision. The journey. Whats the brand that has outlasted all others in history?
Insight 1
I was gratified to be able to answer promptly,
and I did ... I said I didn't know.
Mark Twain
Steve: Im not a historian. Im a visionary.
Dr. E: Homers brand has outlasted every other brand in history. Homer mustve known
something about business. Homer mustve spoken the truth. Since hes passed on, billions
of business plans and legal reports have come and gone. Billions of fashions and fads.
Billions of politicians and false prophets.
But we still read Homer. So be like Homer.
Steve: Be like Homer?
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Dr. E: Not that Homer! Tell your venture in story. Tell your story in truths. We live in an era
of stories without story, characters without character, business plans without business sense,
and art without art. We live in an era of poetry without rhyme and words without meaning.
The artist and the entrepreneur must merge in story. If you want to get it right, re-read The
Declaration of Independence and Constitution. They are the two most fundamental business
documents for artists and entrepreneurs.
Steve: (Re-read?) Let me get this straight. I have to study?
Dr. E: Yes. Classics from Aristotle's Poetics to the Bill of Rights. Every work of art tells a
story, and behind that work of art is a parallel story the business of its creation,
promotion, and distribution.
Insight 2
Every work of art tells a story,
behind that work of art is a parallel story;
the business of its creation, promotion, and
distribution.
- Dr. E
Steve: So business is behind art?
Dr. E: And art business. Artistic Entrepreneurship is a lot of work, but the kind of exalted
work that is rooted in a creative vision. As Edison said, genius is 1% inspiration and 99%
perspiration. If you study the careers of famous artists, entertainers, and entrepreneurs,
youll see how much work, how much relentless, unyielding effort was devoted en route to
achieving their dreams. A common theme will be just when it seems all is lost, a new day
dawns.
Insight 3
Relentless, unyielding effort yields
a new day dawning, a dream realized.
Dr. E
The harder one works, the more fun it will be.
Steve: Ive heard that one before. Give me an example.
Insight 4
Hard work never killed anybody;
but why take the chance?
- Edgar Bergen
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Dr. E: Steven Jobs never programmed, nor designed a microchip, and yet he's responsible
for Apple, Pixar, the Macintosh, and the iPod. He lead and still leads hundreds of the best
and brightest designers, programmers, and visionaries.
Insight 5
The harder one works, the more fun it will be.
Dr. E
Steve: Another example?
Dr. E: Richard Branson never played an instrument nor piloted an airplane, and yet he's
responsible for Virgin Airlines, Virgin Records, Virgin Mobile, and a ton of other companies.
He too leads hundreds of the best and brightest.
Steve: Ive heard of him he was great in Death Wish I, II, III, and IV. I had no idea hewas a leader too seemed like the lone wolf type to me. Always out at night stayed out
of light.
Dr E: Not Bronson, Branson!
Insight 6
When Alexander the Great visited Diogenes and
asked whether he could do anything for the famed
teacher, Diogenes replied:
Only stand out of my light.
Perhaps some day we shall know how to heighten
creativity. Until then, one of the best things we can
do for creative men and women is to stand out of
their light.
- John W. Gardner
Steve: Can I tell you my idea yet?
Dr. E: No.
Steve: But
Dr. E: All successful artistic ventures require a vision encompassing a wide array of talents,
disciplines, and vocations. These people brought a wide array of talented people together.
Modern artistic ventures require huge respect for all professions. You need to work in groups
combining writers, computer programmers, artists, marketers, business majors, and more.
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Insight 7
Communicate. Cooperate. Collaborate.
Building businesses is not about making money, but its about creating wealth. To the
degree you can serve people, to the degree you can enhance peoples lives, you will be
successful.
Insight 8
Create. Enhance. Serve.
But first, you must communicate your vision to serve and enhance peoples lives. And, if
you tell it in story a story that resonates with the inner stirrings of the human soul
archetypes youre on the artistic entrepreneurs Heroes Journeyto ultimate success.
Joseph Campbell laid this out in the first part of The Hero With a Thousand Faces,
The Adventure of the Hero. He believed everyone is born with the basic subconscious model
of what a "hero" is, or a "mentor" or a "quest." His thesis was that all myths follow this
structure to at least some extent.
A Three-Step Process
Departure deals with the hero venturing forth on his quest.1.
Initiation deals with the hero's various adventures along his or her way.2.
Return deals with the hero's return home with knowledge and powers that he or she has
acquired along the way.
3.
Steve: Hmm. Sounds suspiciously like a beginning, middle, and end.
The Call to Adventure
The quest begins with the hero in a state of neurotic anguish.
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Dr. E: You do that well. The quest is often announced to the hero by another character who
acts as a herald.
Dr. E: Interesting herald. Are you trying to tell me something?
Steve: Just trying to keep up Doc.
Dr. E: In Star Wars,Luke Skywalker, the hero, begins the story in frustration over
being unable to leave home. The heralds are the two droids who carry a message from
Princess Leia. In The Matrix, the call comes in the form ofMorpheus and his followers
who encourage the hero, Neo, to question reality.
Why Would Anyone Question Reality?
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In The Lord of the Rings,Gandalfacts as the herald who gives Frodo his mission to
destroy the One Ring. Aragorn, in a separate hero's journey, is told by Elrondof his true
name and lineage as the Heir ofIsildur and rightful heir to the throne ofGondor when he
is 20 years of age.
Steve: Too complicated. I just want to tell you my idea. Its going to change the world!
Dr. E: Then
Refusal of the Call
In many stories, the hero initially refuses the call to adventure.
When this happens, the hero suffers somehow, and eventually chooses the quest.
Steve: Now I get that. I have suffered. Oh how I have suffered. Sometimes its a real painin the
Dr. E: In Star Wars, Luke is initially uninterested in helping the Rebel Alliance,
preferring to stay on the farm; it is only when his foster parents are killed that he begins
the quest. In The Matrix, Neo refuses to take the window-washing equipment to escape and
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is captured by the agents.
Supernatural Aid
Along the way, the hero often encounters a helper, usually a wise old man, who gives the
hero both psychological and physical weapons.
Dr. E: Not quite what I was talking about.
In The Lord of the Rings, Frodo and Sam Gamgee receive help early in their journeyfrom several figures, notablyTom Bombadil, Bilbo, and Gandalf.Hannibal Lecter, in
The Silence of the Lambs gives Agent Starling many psychological weapons.
Steve: Hmm. You dont like my wise helper, but you like this guy?Maybe its not me that
needs a doctor.
Crossing of the First Threshold
The hero eventually must cross into a dark underworld, where he will face evil and darkness,
and thereby find true enlightenment. Before this can occur, however, the hero must cross
the threshold between his home world and the new world of adventure. Often this involves
facing off against and quelling a threshold guardian.
Steve: My idea involves crossing a threshold a real threshold!
Dr. E: Hold that thought. In The Lord of the Rings, Frodo finally accepts his mission in
Rivendell and crosses the threshold once he leaves there. Also in Rivendell, Aragorn meets
Boromir who tells of the plight that Gondor is now in while at the same time confronting
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those present for not aiding Gondor; Aragorn sees that he must now save Gondor and claim
the kingship. In The Odyssey, Odysseus must pass the island of the Sirens.
The Belly of the Whale
Dr. E: Having defeated the threshold guardian, the hero finds himself in a place of darkness
where he begins his true adventure, perhaps discovering his true purpose. This belly of the
whale may be an ambiguous place ofdream-like forms.
Steve: AHHHHH
Dr. E: The name for this stage of the monomyth is based upon the story of Jonah. In Star
Wars, it is the Death Star, in which Luke is engulfed and in which he learns how to be a
hero. In The Silence of the Lambs, Starling finds the serial killer Buffalo Bill's first
victim within the dark, womblike storage facility.
Initiation The Road of Trials
Dr. E: Once in the underworld, the hero is repeatedly challenged with mental and physical
obstacles that must be overcome.
Steve: Oh no. I know whats next ...
Dr. E: Now that donkey is scary. Often these take the form of a test, by which the heroimproves his skills and proves his worth.
Steve: Even while overloaded with all that other stuff?
Dr. E: Yes.
Steve: I knew it. Been there.
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Dr. E: In The Empire Strikes Back, Luke undergoes his training with Yoda. Aragorn,
after the loss of Gandalf in Moria, must now take the position of leader of the Fellowship,
and struggles to lead them as well as Gandalf wanted to.
Meeting With the Goddess
Dr. E: After overcoming the Road of Trials, the hero often encounters a goddess-like
woman: beautiful, queen-like, or motherly. This is a grand reward for the hero.Steve: Im all about grand rewards.
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Dr. E: In The Matrix Reloaded, Neo takes Trinity as a lover. In The Lord of the Rings,
Frodo meets Galadriel, who shows him the future. Aragorn also meets Galadriel, who
counsels him on his future actions. In The Silence of the Lambs, Buffalo Bill kidnaps a
senator's daughter and the female senator initially appears as a benevolent, matriarchal
force.
Temptation
However, the Goddess may also negate the hero's progress through lustor greed. This may
distract the hero from his ultimate goal and plunge him back into darkness.
Steve: Temptation you have to deal with that too?
Dr. E: Yes, just like in The Matrix Reloaded, Persephone attempts to seduce Neo. In
The Odyssey, the temptress is the nymph Calypso. In The Silence of the Lambs, the
offer of a reduced sentence for Hannibal Lecter, supposedly authorized by the senator, is
revealed as a trick. Now onto the
Apotheosis
Steve: Im not sick.
Dr. E: Not Apothecary. Apotheosis. The hero's ego is disintegrated in a breakthrough
expansion of consciousness. Quite frequently their idea of reality is changed. They may find
themselves able to do new things or able to see a larger point of view allowing them to
sacrifice themselves. In the Empire Strikes Back, Luke sacrifices himself rather than turn
to the dark side. In The Matrix Reloaded, Neo destroys several Sentinels in the real world
using only his mind. Aragorn gains command of the immortal Army of the Dead, making his
forces undefeatable.
Steve: About this sacrificing thing
Dr. E: Its necessary.
Steve: Then you do it. Ill make sure youreproperly memorialized.
The Ultimate Boon
Dr. E: Having achieved personal enlightenment, the hero's psychological forces are again
balanced.
Steve: That balancing thing can be a little dicey if you arent properly balanced
No telling what might pop out!
Dr. E: Point taken. But this new-found knowledge, or boon, also has potential to benefit
society.
Steve: Okay, my turn. The benefit to society thing. Im with you. Thats what my idea is all
about.
Dr. E: Hold on just a little bit longer, were not finished yet. In The Lord of the Rings, all
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of the hobbits gain wisdom and experience during their journey, which allows them to easily
set things right in the Shire on their return. By calling upon his heritage as the Heir of
Isildur to take command of the Army of the Dead, Aragorn is now more in tune with his true
nature and purpose as rightful heir to the throne of Gondor than ever before.
The Magic Flight
Dr. E: A mad dash is made by the hero to return with the prize.
Steve: Ive never been successful with mad dashes.
Insight 9
Not all mad dashes are created equal.
- Steve
In The Lord of the Rings, Frodo and Sam are rescued from the slopes of Mt. Doom by
Gandalf and the Eagles (which is also a "Rescue from Without"). Aragorn, after exiting the
Paths of the Dead with his new invincible Shadow Army, must now make a mad dash across
Gondor in a race against time to liberate the coast from an invasion of Corsairs, then lead
the Southern army of Gondor north to save Minas Tirith from destruction, all in only sixdays.
Steve: I understand.
The Crossing of the Return Threshold
Before the hero can return to the real world, he must confront another threshold guardian.
The first threshold was a symbolic death; this is now a symbolic rebirth.
Steve: My symbolism is through the roof.
Dr. E: That made absolutely no sense.
Steve: It will.
Dr. E: Okaaaaaay moving on. In Return of the Jedi, Luke again confronts Darth Vader.
In The Lord of the Rings, the final threshold for the hobbits re-entering the Shire is
guarded by Saruman and his Ruffians. For Aragorn, this means making a final confrontation
with Sauron's forces in a suicidal attack on his massive army at the Black Gate.
Steve: Call me crazy, but a suicidal attack on a massive army really doesnt fit into my
business plan.
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your passion your profession. Help you attract and retain a diverse group of the best, the
brightest, the hardest working, from writers to software coders, to bankers, to R & D geeks,
and most importantly, to buyers and customers.
Insight
10
Message - must move and motivate.
Dr. E: Well finally, go ahead, tell me your revolutionary idea. Well work together to align it
with the mythic symbolism that throbs inside us all seeking new vistas for humanity.
HERE WE GO HOLD ON
Steve: Okay, Ive discovered a nanotech material that is translucent, waterproof,
impenetrable and indestructible. It also incorporates nano-size semi-conducting pinheads
called quantum dots.
Dr. E: (Attention piqued) And?
Steve: Ive successfully tested it already. Heres the deal. You strip the roof of a house (or
any building). Spray on this translucent nano-material. It sets/gels in less than 30 seconds.
Dr. E: I get it! I get it!
Steve: Im not done yet.
Dr. E: Itll provide high thermal insulation, reduce energy costs, and create a quieter indoorenvironment?
Steve: Yes in any color imaginable. And the best is yet to come.
Dr. E: The market and benefits of an artistically designed, eye-catching architectural roof
masterpiece - unbelievable!
Steve: Doc, slow down. You need to be more like me a renaissance thinker.
Dr. E: What?
Steve: I had the material engineered so that when applied correctly, it turns into a
DONKEY MOOD ROOF!Think of it! The Homer Brandcombined with da Vinci beauty and
simplicity.
da Vinci Donkey Roofs?
(Do you dare click?)
Dr. E:(complete silence that is building toward a transformational moment)
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Insight
11
Can you imagine the possibilities?
Steve: The nanotech roof material resonates with the mood of the people in the house and
then displays it for all to see. Imagine the harmony thatll result when you drive home and
see a
Think of the social benefits!
Or, if someone is having a bad day,
How great will that be for conflict avoidance?
Dr. E:(transformational moment)
Steve: Dr. E? Dr. E? Got you speechless? Theres only one bad side effect I need to resolve.
For some goofy reason, this scientist I was working with (recently deceased he had a
heart attack when I told him of my plans for the Donkey Mood Roof) insisted on having the
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material retain and generate power. Darnedest thing. Turns the roof into a perpetual power
plant.
Dr. E: What?
Steve: Certainly are sparse with the words now Doc. Yes, turns the thing into a perpetualpower-producing plant. You can even unplug your house from the electric company. Therein
lies the problem.
Dr. E: What again?
Steve: To be successful, you have to focus. I cant be focusing on two things at once. And,
do you know how much trouble it would be to take down all of those wires?
Unplug from the electric company?
Insight
12
He was distinguished for ignorance;
for he had only one idea,
and that was wrong.
Disraeli
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Dr. E: (devious thought)
Maybe I can help you out with the pitiful power-producing problem. Ill see if I can get
anyone interested in that dreadful problem. You might have to pay me to take it off your
hands though. But, on the bright side (so to speak), it would allow you to focus.
Steve: OK. But what do you think about my Donkey Mood Rooftmi? Can you imaginehow cool the heroes journey will be while we weave our mystical mythical symbolism
throughout the story?
Dr. E: Yes. Im already working it through my mind
Insight
13
First they ignore you,
then they laugh at you,
then they attack you,
then you win.
Gandhi
About Dr. Elliot McGucken:
Dr. Elliot McGucken is an artistic entrepreneur. He founded jollyroger.com in 1995, and he
now runs over 30 sites ranging in content from the great books and classics to Digital Rights
Management (DRM) and open-source technologies. He presented Authena Open Source
DRM/CMS at the Harvard Law School OSCOM, and 22surf was accepted to the Zurich
OSCOM. Both Authena and 22surf are aimed at empowering indie artists/creators.
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Cool car!
Steve: But Dr. E you named it Moby Dick?
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Dr. E: Thats right. What do you call your corvette?
Steve: A Jeep. Sometimes I call it my sweet little thang.
Dr. E: And I thought I had issues. Can you at least finish my bio before you go off?
Elliot received a B.A. in physics from Princeton and a Ph.D. in physics from UNC Chapel Hill
where his dissertation on an artificial retina for the blind received several NSF grants and a
Merrill Lynch Innovations Award. The retina-chip research appeared in publications includingPopular Science and Business Week, and the project continues to this day.
Known as Dr. E to his students, Elliot has won the Tanner Award for Excellence in
Undergraduate Teaching.
About Steve Kayser:
Do you really need to know more after that story?
Steve is currently Cincom's Expert Access Editor and PR Manager.
In his spare time, Steve models kilts for Un-Vanity, Non-GQ and The Manly Kilt Wearing
Man's monthly magazines. Steve also headlines fundraising events for his run at an Olympic
Gold Medal in the kilt-wearing mechanical bull riding competition to be held in Cincinnati,Ohio in 2050. For more info, you can contact Steve at [email protected].
In addition, Steve is retained by Cincom (on a very tenuous, minute-by-minute basis) to
inspire and motivate others by fulfilling a famous Mark Twain axiom,
"Let us be thankful for the fools;
but for them the rest of us could not succeed."