The University of Tejcas Lav; School

presents

ASSAULT and FLATTEnY--1961

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O w' IV \V o; C L'-C-G.Any resemblance to living persons is purely Intentional* Tonight,

the students, and not the professors, have a captive audience* Theresult should be entertaining, for the skits are produced in a spirit offun* Imitation In various forms is still a form of flatteryl The sayingsand mannerisms you see are but a part of the endless series of tales thatsurround the law school* Look closely--perhaps you,too, are a legend'*

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ORDER OF APPEARANCE

IA\7 WIVES CLUB

"House Divided"

ModeratorBailiffJudgeProsecuting AttorneyDefense AttorneyHousewifeChildren

CharwomanSexy StudentJury ForemanJury

Script by: BrandonHelen Ann Alworth

PHI ALPHA DELTA

"The Fairest One of All"

"Scratch" Satan"Porky" Johnson"Landlord" Fritz"Stummey" Stumberg"Loving Lonnie" Zweiner"Tax" Morrison

"Leaping Leon" Lebowitz"Buck" Bailey"Deano" Keeton"Inferential" Hodges"Coach" Wright

Ann ToddMary Ellen MorenoPat McConnellRene FitzgeraldLinda HensleeMary Sue HittPatsy GreenhergSylvia NeillDorothy MooreShirley BerrySue SantiestehanMary Alice BlackHelen CookBarbara MillsSharon llcCulloughBetty Joe KiblerLa Verne IrbySally Harper

Sara McDanielJohn JeffersonTom HcDadeJohn ClarkCharles McClureRonnie YeagerJohn McQuiggTaylor GandyTruett Hull

'/alter LongDough Wadsworth

Script by:Ditty:

Fionnie Yeager and the Little Red DevilsRogers and Hammerstein (with alterations)

PKESiMAN CLiiSS (The JaclcAsses)

"The Negligent Seven," or,"The Law School that Became a Shrine"

(A Play in One, Short, Sv/eet Act)

William "But For" ICeeton, Commo.nder of the Ruined BandJohn Earl Bagley

"Highpockets" Duke Wright, alias Davy Crockett, alias John WayneTom Connally

"Justiciability" Jed Aristotle Buzzy Miller"Tex" Iloorhead, the Unilateral Ranger Jack Harper"Semicolon" Tom Gibson, the Sheepherder Citator

Lon Tuck"Slasher" Stayton as Jim Bowie Ralph Y/alshBilly (The Kid) Pritz, alias One-eyed Jack, the Method Murderer

Barry StoneModerator and Director Sid Stover

Script by: Kurth Sprague

PRAETORS

"Meeting of the U. T. Security Councilat Lake Cesspoll"

Harrstor Dick YoxxngOddly Stumberg Bill HarrisBuck Ilasser Be V/itt AlsupPete Lowsocks Bob j\rthurGus Gromyko Holt IrbyHopping Henry Wilkinson Terry KendallU. A. W. Oberer George ChristieHubert Winston Belli Bill EblenPorky Kasavubu Johnnie Van MeterLeaping Leon Lumumba pred flullNikita Keeton Jack BorchersOliver \7endall V/itherspoon Don HamDag Hammarfritz Bob Young

Script by: Gerald Summerford, Minor Pounds, Doyle Curry

WOIffiN STUDEITTS MINUS NINE

"The Misfits"

Peggy Walslehan Ibid.¥anda Craemer Ibid.Suzanne Waters Ibid.Axm Sizemore Ibid.Ann Gann Ibid.Sally Spears Ibid.Marilyn Phelan Ibid.

Script by: Sally Spears

R. B'OTLy CAHTE presents

THE BUTTERCUP CASE, or, "The lass Who Loved a Lawyer"

An Entirely Original Comic Opera in Three Acts

written by W. S. and G. Gooch Gilbertcomposed by Arthur Sullivan

Starring the Phi Delta Phi Plus One Players

Music under the Direction of Richard and Norman Rogers

Bruce Harrington (Narrator) Jim Johnson (Gus Hodges/Leon Lebowitz)Mai Harris (Bailiff) Geo. Hagle (Buck Bailey/EmieEwing Werlein, Jr. (Judge) Goldstein)Jay Elston (Dean Green) Jack Ratliff (Jerre Williams/ BillBob Malinak (Dean Keeton) Huie)Mike Brimble (Wayne Thode) Larry Haile (Millard Ruud/ GeorgeGeorge Kazen (Hubert Winston Smith) Stumberg)Prank Giesber (Attendant) George Chapman (Henry Wilkinson/Lee Chagra (Attendant) ^ Keith Morrison)

^ Tully Plo'rey (V/alter Oberer/ BillFritz)

Elmo Johnsnn (Dean Gibson)Ellen Belcher as Sally Buttercup

Miss Belcher's gov/ns by Dior Mr. Werlein's Suits by Robert HallSets by Lyndon & Elmo Johnson Make-up by Dorothy Smith

Understudy to Miss Belcher: Chas. Wolfram

The characters portrayed in this classic are purely ficticious,and £. resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental.No humans could be like those so designated by parentheses.

DELTA THETA PHI in

"The IMmentlonebles"

"Ditty Billy" Fritz:"Laughing Leon" Lebowltz:"Shalcy Buck" Bailey:Charlie Uright:"Big Daddy" Smith:"Short Arms® Keeton:"Thunderjet" Gibson:"Jersey Joe" iJitherspoon:Elliott "Porky" Ness:"Eligible" Sutton:"Gordo Zooch"aSrrator:

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LebotJitz Students:Lights:Choruses:

Cloque:Script:

FACULTY

Virgil RogersHickey MatkinBill HcGinnis

Bob HyattFred TalkingtonRajt SmithBroadus SpiveyUendell Radford

"Hog" ConnA1 Smith

Ira Anderson

Ken Barron

Aaughton 1/hiteheadRoger Lewis & D.A. DickeyMike Thonq>sonAll members DTP

Terry DoyleAnonymous(for good reason)

"Students Who Will Elever Be Missed"

Leon Lebov;itz

Gus HodgesBill Fritz

Con/in Johnson

Dean Keeton

Lois Grant

Walter Oberer

Keith Morrison

Pianist: Mrs, Gus HodgesScript: Leon Lebowitz et al.With a hand from: Gilbert & Sullivan

Pierre Loiseatuc

Mi Hard ^udJohn Sutton

Joan Smith

EvMng Werlein, Jr.Ralph PageTruett Hull (Santa Claus)