twas the night before duke manfist saved christmas: episode seven

8/3/2019 Twas the Night before Duke Manfist Saved Christmas: Episode Seven

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TAIE NEJHSN

ENKG^N N@\NS\KI@JN@\

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Wsi||n` cy Taie Nejhsn

T~cei}anl cy Enkg~n N`|ns|ki`jn`|

\ai} i} k whsb ho

m|ih`. @kjn}% makskm|ns}% tekmn} k`l i`miln`|}% nvn` |ah}nck}nl h` snke tnhten% ksn ni|ans |an tshl~m| ho |an k~|ahs} ijkgi`k|ih` hs ksn

~}nl m|i|ih~}ey. K`y sn}njcek`mn |h km|~ke tns}h`}% eivi`g hs lnkl% nvn`|} hs

ehmken} i} n`|isney mhi`miln`|ke.

Kee Siga|} Sn}nsvnl.

Mhtysiga| 34;; cy Enkg~n N`|ns|ki`jn`|% EEM.

Msnk|nl cy Taie Nejhsn% Fha` Fkmb}h` / Bn` Maktjk`

Mhvns k`l I`|nsihs Ks| cy Fha``y K|hjim

L~bn Jk`}| k`l i|} makskm|ns} ksn |sklnjksb} ho Enkg~n N`|ns|ki`jn`|% EEM

Tsi`|nl i` |an ^`i|nl ]|k|n} ho Kjnsimk

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\WK] \AN @IGA\ CNOHSN L^BN JK@OI]\ ]K_NL MASI]\JK]%

NTI]HLN ]N_N@6I\ WK] \AN @IGA\ CNOHSN...JY OI]\+

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an lky ho Masi}|jk} Nvn lkw`nl csiga|% msi}t% k`l menks. Kee wk} k} i|

akl cnn` h` mh~`|en}} h|ans Masi}|jk} Nvn} i` ynks} tk}|% nqmnt| ohs |whvnsy }tnmike nqmnt|ih`}. H`n wk} |ak| ]k`|k Mek~}% |an jk` wah akl lneivnsnl

tsn}n`|} |h ghhl ei||en chy} k`l gise} h` Masi}|jk} Nvn ohs mn`|~sin}% wk} h| |ai}

lky tsntksi`g |h jkbn ai} k``~ke fh~s`ny.

\an h|ans wk} |ak| mh~`|en}} Onlnske ^ì|nl Nqtsn}} |s~mb} akl cnn`

li}tk|manl i` ai} `kjn.

Onlnske ì|nl Nqtsn}}% eibn h|ans lneivnsy c~}i`n}}n} akl eh`g cnn` kvkiekcen|h |an @hs|a Then% c~| ]k`|k akl }|nklok}|ey sno~}nl |h ~}n |anj. An wk}% k| ai}

anks|% k` ilnkei}|% k |skli|ih`kei}| wah cneinvnl ~}i`g }tnmike lneivnsy }nsvimn}

mank|nl |an jk`y ghhlanks|nl }h~e} wah ln}nsvnl |an gio|} an csh~ga| |anj.

I` jk`y mk}n}% |an ~}n ho lneivnsin} ho |ai} bi`l wk} ohscilln` cy |an @hne

Kmmhsl} !}~ma k}% }ky% |h o~eee msi|imke mhjth`n`|} ho k Masi}|jk} Nvn lneivnsy

}manl~en% waima wk} way lneivnsin} |h |an ahjn ho |an Oshneima} wk} `h| k`

ht|ih`). Hvnsffihw lneivnsin} wnsn keehwnl% k`l ohs `h`*msi|imke tekmnjn`|}% c~|

Mek~} gn`nskeey lil `h| ~}n ai} tns}h`ke kmmh~`|}. An tsnonssnl |h lh |ai`g} |an

wky |any akl cnn` lh`n ohs kgn}.

L~bn Jk`}| }~oonsnl `h }~ma iàici|ih`}.

]h i| wk} |ak| |ash~gah~| |an jhsì`g ho Masi}|jk} Nvn |ak| ynks% Masi}|jk}

tsn}n`|} kssivnl k| |an ahjn}% whsbtekmn}% k`l ailnh~|} ho mh~`|en}} i`livil~ke}%

jk`y ho wahj |ah~ga| |anj}nevn} {~i|n }kon oshj li}mhvnsy... k`l kee ho wahj

`h`n|anen}} snmnivnl k vnsy }tnmike Masi}|jk} tsn}n`| oshj L~bn Jk`}|.

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I` ai} jh|ans} ck}njn`|% wnksi`g hèy ai} ck|ashcn k`l k tkis hoffiit*ffiht}%


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Mait Akssi} }k| h` ai} o~|h`% }|ksi`g k| ai} cshbn` TekyChq gkji`g mh`}hen. An

akl f~}| }tn`| }iq jh`|a} whsbi`g ai} wky |ash~ga kee |an envne} ho ]h~e]~mbns

Oi`ke Engkmy \wnevn% hèy |h akvn |an jkmai`n msk}a k`l mhss~t| ai} }kvnl

gkjn} h` |an ek}| envne.

K }i`gen |nks sheenl lhw` Mait Akssi} mannb. H|answi}n% an lil `h| jhvn.

Mait akl k eh| ho |ijn h` ai} ak`l} |an}n lky}.

Ko|ns mhsthsk|n ekyhoo} k| Gehc~eks Wisnen}} akl sn}~e|nl i` k ti`b }eit ohs

Mait% an akl cnn` ohsmnl |h gh h` ~`njtehyjn`|. Kesnkly eivi`g wi|a ai}

jh|ans% ai} lky*|h*lky eion lil`| mak`gn j~ma% nqmnt| |ak| an wk} ksh~`l |an

ah~}n jhsn |h anks oshj ans f~}| ahw li}ktthi`|nl }an wk} i` ans }h`. Wi|a

vnsy ei||en jh`ny eno| ko|ns tkyi`g hoo ai} }|~ln`| ehk`} tkyi`g meh}n |h k

a~`lsnl |ah~}k`l lheeks} |h nks` k lhm|hsk|n i` Mhjj~ìmk|ih`} }nnjnl bi`l ho

thi`|en}} |h aij `hw an akl eh}| ai} giseosin`l |h ai} thvns|y. Ai} osin`l} akl

oh~`l ai} lnntnì`g lntsn}}ih` hoo*t~||i`g% }h |any akl eno| aij. Nvn` ai} hèi`n

gkji`g mek` akl }|ks|nl |h }a~` aij% k`l f~}| |hìga|% an akl cnn` bimbnl h~|

tnsjk`n`|ey oshj |an vilnh mak| shhj an osn{~n`|nl k| iga|}. An wk} csi`gi`gnvnsychly lhw`% |any akl }kil.

Mait Akssi} akl lnmilnl |h biee aij}neo.

\yi`g hoo |an cne| oshj ai} ck|ashcn h` h`n ho |an nqth}nl titn} hvnsankl%

Mait snffinm|nl |ak| Masi}|jk} jhsì`g wk} }hjn|ai`g an mh~el `h| okmn. K} an

n`l~snl |an maiee sn}~e|i`g oshj ai} shcn ak`gi`g htn`% ai} man}| ankvnl wi|a

gsnk|% wskmbi`g }hc}. Ai} jh|ans akl kesnkly iòhsjnl aij |ak| }an akl `h|ch~ga| aij k`y tsn}n`|}. Eh}ns} k| eion lh`| gn| snwksl}% }an akl |hel aij.

An mh~el `h| li}kgsnn.

An }~tth}nl |ak|% io h`n% f~}| h`n tsn}n`| mkjn ohs aij... io f~}| h`n ho ai}

osin`l} sno~}nl |h kck`lh` aij... io an gh| }h j~ma k} k mksl% way% an mh~el

tshckcey `l k snk}h` |h gh h` eivi`g.


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C~| `h|ai`g wk} ghi`g |h mhjn% k`l t~||i`g hoo ai} lnk|a f~}| |h snenks` |ak|

tkiò~e okm| waien wki|i`g h~| Masi}|jk} lky wk}`| ghi`g |h jkbn |ai`g} k`y

cn||ns.

An sittnl |an TekyChq mh`}hen oshj i|} mkcen} k`l }n| i| h` |ht ho ai} o~|h`.

Meijci`g h` |ht ho |an mh`}hen% an wskttnl |an ck|ashcn cne| ksh~`l ai} `nmb.

An mh`}ilnsnl enkvi`g k `h|n ohs ai} jh|ans c~|% givn` ans k||i|~ln% an lnmilnl

an wh~el `h| ch|ans.

Ai} hèy km| ho ohsn|ah~ga| k`l mh`}ilnsk|ih` akl cnn` |h snjhvn k`l |ashw

kwky |an nq|n`}ivn mkman ho ths`hgsktay an bnt| i` ai} shhj. Io |any wnsn ghi`g

|h `l aij lnkl lhw` ansn% |an enk}| an mh~el lh wk} gh h~| wi|a }hjn ligì|y.

An lil h| wk`| |an whsel |h snjnjcns aij k} k eh`ney ths`*ah~`l wi|a h|ai`g

ghi`g ohs aij.

Ghhlcyn% ms~ne whsel% an |ah~ga|.

\an lhhscnee sk`g.

\an }h~`l kejh}| }|ks|enl aij i`|h okeei`g hoo |an mh`}hen. An ehh}n`nl |an

cne| oshj |an mniei`g k`l |h}}nl i| hvns ai} }ah~elns% h~| ho |an wky. Shcn }|ieehtn`% an meijcnl lhw` hoo |an chq k`l wn`| |h |an ohh| ho |an }|kis}. Jhj8 an

mkeenl. Jhj+

\ansn wk} `h k`}wns. \an lhhscnee sk`g kgki`. An snjnjcnsnl |ak| ai}

jh|ans wk} h~|. ]an akl yneenl lhw` }hjn|ai`g kch~| ghi`g |h |an }|hsn% c~| an

akl cnn` li}|skm|nl cy |an okie~sn ho ai} TekyChq.

Aili`g cnai`l |an osh`| lhhs% an htn`nl i|. \ansn wnsn |wh Onlnske ^ì|nlNqtsn}} tkmbkgn} wki|i`g ohs aij. An one| jhsn |nks} mhji`g. @h| f~}| h`n

tkmbkgn. \ansn wnsn |wh. \wh ho ai} osin`l} akl snjnjcnsnl. \wh tnhten

|ah~ga| ai} eion wk} whs|a eivi`g+

An |hsn htn` |an s}| chq. I| wk} o~ee ho cshbn` ffiit*tah`n} k`l k wkssk`|y

sntekmnjn`| ohsj. I| wk} }ig`nl% L~bn Jk`}|.


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gnì|ke} me~|manl i` ai} ak`l}.

@hhhhhhhhhhhh }msnkjnl Mait Akssi}.

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K| |an k~}|nsn nomin`my }|~lih ktks|jn`| an jki`|ki`nl% O.O. JmKsjcsnkbnstk~}nl i` ai} jnli|k|ih` wan` an anksl k b`hmb k| |an lhhs. An }iganl. Wnee%

an akl |h gh |h whsb k`ywky. \an M~s}nl Ak`l lil `h| snmhgìn k`y `k|ih`ke

aheilky} nqmnt| Cekmb Osilky% k`l |ak| wk} hèy cnmk~}n an |ah~ga| i| akl

}hjn|ai`g |h lh wi|a ni|ans ]k|k` hs |an C~chìm Tekg~n.

Htnì`g |an lhhs waien }jhh|ai`g ai} mai`*cnksl% JmKsjcsnkbns ehhbnl

lhw` k`l wk} }~stsi}nl |h `l k tkmbkgn wskttnl i` mhehso~e Masi}|jk} tktns.

An timbnl i| ~t% |hsn i| htn`% k`l oh~`l aij}neo }|ksi`g% l~jcoh~`lnl% k| |an

mh`|n`|}.

I`}iln wk} k }i`gen csimb ho wak| kttnksnl |h cn maielsn`} jhlnei`g meky. I|

chsn |an ijtsi`| ho k }|. \an mksl i`}iln snkl% Akvi`g k gsnk| |ijn. Wi}a yh~

ansn. ]h I mh~el t~`ma yh~ i` |an okmn. I| wk} }ig`nl% L~bn Jk`}|.

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K| |an homn ho |an ]aklhw Tsn}iln`|% i` k }nmsn| c~`bns lnnt cn`nk|a |an `h|*

}h*}nmsn| c~`bns lnnt cn`nk|a |an Wai|n Ah~}n% |an ]aklhw Tsn}iln`| ì}anl

ai} whsbh~|. K} an meijcnl hoo ai} ths|kcen% oheli`g gyj`k}i~j jkmai`n% an

manmbnl |an wsi}|wk|ma njcnllnl i` |an |aimb enk|ans wsi}|ck`l h` ai} wsi}|.

Nqmneen`|. An akl ì}anl ai} whsbh~| f~}| i` |ijn |h }|ks| ai} whsbh~|.An tk~}nl eh`g n`h~ga ohs k }ahwns k`l |an` manmbnl ai} cnksl i` |an jisshs.

S~`ì`g h`n mkeeh~}nl ak`l kmsh}} |an nqtk`}n ho e~}|sh~} cshw` okmike akis% an

htn`nl ai} jnlimi`n mkci`n|. I| wk} eenl wi|a `h|ai`g c~| shw ko|ns shw ho F~}|

ohs Aij akis lyn.

Gn||i`g ehw% an |ah~ga|.Akvn |h }|hmb ~t.


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Wnksi`g ai} okvhsi|n }ennvnen}} lnìj fkmbn|% |an ]aklhw Tsn}iln`| sn|~s`nl

|h ai} homn i` |ijn |h `l |an jhsì`g jkie wki|i`g ohs aij. Kjh`g |an en||ns}

k`l h|ans tksmne} wk} k csiga|ey wskttnl aheilky tsn}n`|.

Wak|} |ai} `hw8 }kil |an ]aklhw Tsn}iln`|. An }|ksnl k| |an chq aksl k`l

|an wsktti`g tktns }asivnenl k`l thttnl osnn oshj onks keh`n.

I`}iln |an chq wk} k }ieb `nmb |in. I| wk} snl% wai|n% k`l ce~n k`l chsn |an

}ieah~n||n ho k `kbnl whjk` wi|a |snjn`lh~} csnk}|}. I| wk} kmmhjtkìnl cy k

ak`ljkln mksl ho mh`}|s~m|ih` tktns% jksbns% gei||ns% k`l ge~n.

I| wk} k Masi}|jk} gio| oshj L~bn Jk`}|.

I| wk} |an jh}| wh`lnso~e tsn}n`| an mh~el nvns snjnjcns snmnivi`g. \an

]aklhw Tsn}iln`| }k| ckmb i` ai} makis. K }i`gen |nks sheenl lhw` ai} mannb.

I kewky} lil ehvn |ak| chy% an }kil.

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]~n Akèny }|ksnl lhw` k| |an aheilky shk}| }an akl mhhbnl. I| wk} mhjten|ney

~`lnsmhhbnl. ]an akl }n| |an hvn` |h akeo |an ank| i| `nnlnl% cy ji}|kbn.

I` |an `nq| shhj% `h en}} |ak` |wn`|y ho ans a~}ck`l} okjiey wnsn wki|i`g

ohs wak| wk} }~tth}nl |h cn k lneimih~} jnke. \an bi|man` wk} o~ee ho wh`lnso~e

}jnee}. Nvnsy|ai`g wk} snkly.

Nvnsy|ai`g nqmnt| |an shk}|.

]igai`g% ]~n wkebnl h~| ho |an bi|man` k`l ehmbnl ans}neo i` |an ck|ashhj. I|

wk} |an hèy tekmn }an mh~el gn| }hjn tsivkmy% l~si`g |an aheilky}. ]an wk} `h|

}~sn wak| |h lh. Li``ns wk} f~}| ghi`g |h akvn |h cn ek|n% }an }~tth}nl. _nsy%

vnsy ek|n.

Kkkkkksssssgggggaaaaaaaaa+ mkjn k j~offinl }msnkj oshj |an bi|man`.

]~n Akèny sn|~s`nl |h |an bi|man`% whssinl |ak| ans a~}ck`l akl }nn` |an

~`lnsmhhbnl shk}|. I`}|nkl% |an }jnee} ho mkjtsn }jhbn k`l }iei`g jnk|

eenl |an kis. Ans a~}ck`l l~mbnl i` oshj |an liì`g shhj% ehhbi`g whssinl.


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Lil yh~ c~s` yh~s}neo% Ah`ny8 an k}bnl.

â% }kil ]~n Akèny. ]an `h|imnl% |an`% |an }hh|y ohh|tsi`|} h` |an bi|man`

ffihhs. Gek`mi`g h~| |an wi`lhw kchvn |an }i`b% }an |ah~ga| }an }kw k c~sì`g

jk` lsn}}nl k} k ì`fk li}kttnksi`g ksh~`l |an mhs`ns ho |an ah~}n `nq| lhhs.

Yh~ }jhbnl i| k`lffikjn cshienl i|8 ]~n} a~}ck`l k}bnl% }|ksi`g lhw`

k| |an `hw tnsonm|ey cshw`nl% tnsonm|ey mhhbnl shk}|. Ah`ny% |ai} ehhb} k`l

}jnee} lneimih~}.

I... ~a... g~n}} i|} k Masi}|jk} jiskmen% }kil ]~n Akèny% }jiei`g.

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\an mh~s|shhj wk} vnsy {~in|. @i`fk Msijnekwyns% K||hs`ny k| Nvie% }jienl

~`lns ai} ahhl. An akl f~}| lneivnsnl |an jh}| }tnm|km~eks meh}i`g }|k|njn`| ho

ai} n`|isn nvie engke mksnns. \an f~sy wk} mh`vi`mnl. \an f~lgn wk} mh`vi`mnl.

Nvn` |an Li}|sim| K||hs`ny wk} mh`vi`mnl. @i`fk Msijnekwyns} mein`|%

jieeih`kisn }hmikei|n Csymn Gski`% wk} kch~| |h cn km{~i||nl h` maksgn} |ak| an

akl sntnk|nley k`l ieengkeey klht|nl k }nsin} ho niga|nn`*ynks*hel Ekh|ik` chy}

ohs ts~sin`| t~sth}n}.

Gski` aij}neo wk} `h| tsn}n`|. An wk} sima n`h~ga% k`l okjh~} n`h~ga% |ak|

jh}| ho |an}n engke jk`n~vns} |hhb tekmn i` ai} kc}n`mn. I| wk} f~}| k} wnee. Gski`

wk} ai} hw` whs}| n`njy k`l mh~el `h| cn |s~}|nl `h| |h ce~s| h~| }hjn|ai`g

i`msiji`k|i`g. Msijnekwyns akl i`}i}|nl an `h| |n}|ioy h` ai} hw` cnakeo.

Ln}ti|n Gski`} ehh}n eit}% @i`fk Msijnekwyns wk} |an hèy tns}h` i` |an

mh~s|shhj wah b`nw |ak| Csymn Gski` wk} ke}h% }nmsn|ey% |an jk}bnl vigiek`|n

b`hw` k} |an Mktnl Kvn`gns. \an Kvn`gns akl cnn` mksno~e |h mhvns ai} |skmb}%

i`me~li`g `nvns% N_NS ~}i`g |an I`|ns`n| |h kssk`gn ai}... klht|ih`}. An akl

i`}|nkl ~}nl k }nsin} ho mh~sins}. @i`fk Msijnekwyns akl aij}neo k}}k}}i`k|nl

nvnsy h`n ho |ah}n mh~sins}% i`me~li`g |an h`n wah akl |~s`nl ]|k|n} wi|`n}} i`

|an noohs| |h }mhsn k mh`vim|ih` kgki`}| Gski`. Wi|a h wi|`n}}n} k`l `h nviln`mn%


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|an }|k|n} mk}n akl mheekt}nl.

Way% |an hèy nviln`mn |ak| jiga| }|iee nqi}| wh~el hèy nqi}| wi|ai` |an

mhjt~|nsen} ho |an Mktnl Kvn`gns} }~tnsansh hsgkìk|ih`% |an Kvn`gno~e

]~tns ]iq. Th}}icey }hjn keeinl hsgkìk|ih`} jiga| ke}h akvn snmhsl} ho |an

Mktnl Kvn`gns} km|ivi|in}. C~| |an cnk~|y ho kee |ai} wk} |ak| |an }~tnsanshn}

kewky} b`nw ho nkma h|ans} lis|y ek~`lsy% k`l bnt| i| }nmsn| f~}| k} |any bnt|

|anis |s~n iln`|i|in} }nmsn|. Hèy }hjn csnkbkwky }nmsn| h~||% |an }|koo ho }hjn

}nmsn| }~tnsansh ankl{~ks|ns} }h }nmsn| |an h|ans anshn} lil `h| b`hw kch~| i|%

mh~el nvn` cngi` |h ahtn |h nqth}n |an }~tnsansh `n|whsb.

Csymn Gski` wk} g~ie|y k} }i`. Csymn Gski` wk} kch~| |h cn km{~i||nl. Csymn

Gski` wh~el }nm~sn ohs @i`fk Msijnekwyns yn| k`h|ans `h|ma h` ai} csinomk}n.

Nkma `h|ma sntsn}n`|nl k vim|hsy ohs nvie. Nkma `h|ma wk} k g~ie|y jk` }n| osnn.

@i`fk Msijnekwyns }jienl kgki` ~`lns ai} jk}b.

K`l }h% |h mh`me~ln% Yh~s Ah`hs% Msijekwyns }kil% I wh~el eibn |h

\an lhhs} ho |an mh~s|shhj ffinw htn`. K }tnmike hvnsìga| mh~sins oshj

Onlnske ^ì|nl Nqtsn}} mkjn s~}ai`g i`|h |an shhj. An chsn k tsn}n`| wskttnli` mhehso~e tktns.

Wak| i} |an jnkì`g ho |ai}8 k}bnl |an F~lgn. Wah i} |ak| ohs8

Ohs k @i`fk Msijnekwyns% K||hs`ny k| Nvie% Yh~s Ah`hs% }kil |an lneivnsy

jk`.

\ak|} jn cngk` Msijnekwyns.

Csi`g i| |h |an cn`ma% hslnsnl |an F~lgn.Msijnekwyns wk|manl aneten}}ey k} |an k``hynl f~lgn htn`nl |an tkmbkgn. I|

mh`|ki`nl k ~jcns ho cekmb*k`l*wai|n tah|h}. Kee ho |anj wnsn tah|h} ho Csymn

Gski` i` mhjtshji}i`g th}i|ih`} wi|a ieengkeey ijjigsk|nl Ekh|ik` }nq*}ekvn}.

\an F~lgn |an` snjhvnl oshj |an chq k Masi}|jk} Mksl. \an eksgn% cehmb

en||ns} h` |an mksl wnsn vi}icen oshj kmsh}} |an mh~s|shhj.


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Jnssy No`g Masi}|jk}% i| }kil. I| wk} }ig`nl% L~bn Jk`}|.

@hhhhhhhhhh+ }msnkjnl @i`fk Msijnekwyns.

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\an Nq|snjney Msi|imke Mksn Wksl ho |an ah}ti|ke wk} vnsy {~in|. Kee ho |ancnl} wnsn njt|y nqmnt| h`n. \ak| cnl chsn k }i`gen% vnsy oskie jk`. An wk}

}i||i`g ~tsiga| `hw% csnk|ai`g |ash~ga k jkmai`n. An |hhb ai} jnke} |ash~ga k`

I_ ckg k`l }tn`| ai} wkbi`g ah~s} wk|mai`g lky|ijn }hkt htnsk}. M~senl ~t k`l

}ennti`g h` ai} ekt wk} k Maia~ka~k `kjnl Ji}|ns Maitten}.

\an maks| h` |an n`l ho |an cnl% wnsn k`yh`n |h snkl i|% lnmeksnl |an tk|in`|}

`kjn |h cn Shcns| [~i`my Lnstwniens. \an maks| o~s|ans nqteki`nl |ak| Shcns|

[~i`my Lnstwniens wah% ~`b`hw` |h |an `~s}i`g }|koo k`l lhm|hs} k| |an

ah}ti|ke% akl h`mn cnn` |an jks|ike ks|} jk}|ns*k}}k}}i` ]~ ]ai akl }~oonsnl k

lnvk}|k|i`g }nsin} ho i`f~sin} i` waima ai} i`|ns`ke hsgk`} akl kee c~| ei{~nnl.

Waien an akl i`nqteimkcey }~svivnl ko|ns }tn`li`g k ghhl vn ji`~|n} meiìmkeey

lnkl% ai} anke|a wk} nq|snjney lneimk|n. \an }eiga|n}| hi}n% |an jh}| i`}igìmk`|

nqmi|njn`| hs mhjjh|ih`% mh~el mk~}n ai} |n`~h~} ahel h` eion |h csnkb.

\an `~s}n wah csh~ga| Shcns| [~i`my Lnstwniens ai} Masi}|jk} tsn}n`| wk}

`nw. ]an lil `h| b`hw |an }|k|~} ho |an tk|in`|. ]an b`nw hèy |ak| k tkmbkgn

akl mhjn ohs |an hmm~tk`| ho Cnl 34=% k`l }an wk} maksgnl wi|a lneivnsi`g i|.

]an tekmnl |an tkmbkgn h` |an }ennti`g tk|in`|} ekt `nq| |h Ji}|ns Maitten}.

\an lhg ehhbnl ~t% m~sih~}% ai} `h}n |wi|mai`g. ]~llnèy% an cngk` |h |snjcen%

i` |ak| wky |ak| }jkee lhg} akvn wan` |any tsntksn |h nqtehln i` k cksbi`g |

sivkenl hèy cy |ah}n |} }ig`kei`g h`mhji`g jkiejn` hs ahjn i`vklns}.

\an tkmbkgn cngk` |h jhvn.

K} Shcns| [~i`my Lnstwniens }ent| tnkmno~eey% |an tkmbkgn wk} sittnl htn`

oshj wi|ai` cy i|} hmm~tk`|.

Jnhw% }kil |an tkmbkgn.


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Wnsn Ji}|ns Maitten} k`y jhsn nqmi|nl% an wh~el akvn cnn` akvi`g k }ni~sn.

Oshj |an tkmbkgn ch~`lnl k` klhskcey m~|n eh`g*akisnl bi||n`. Ksh~`l ai}

`nmb an whsn k mheeks |ak| }ths|nl k |kg. \an |kg snkl% Jnssy Masi}|jk}. I| wk}

}ig`nl% L~bn Jk`}|.

CKSB CKSB CKSB CKSB CKSB CKSB CKSB CKSB CKSB CKSB

CKSB CKSB CKSB CKSB CKSB CKSB CKSB CKSB CKSB+ shksnl

Ji}|ns Maitten}.

Nvnsy eiga| h` nvnsy jkmai`n mh``nm|nl |h Shcns| [~i`my Lnstwniens cngk`

|h cei`b. Nvnsy keksj h` nvnsy jkmai`n mh``nm|nl |h Shcns| [~i`my Lnstwniens

cngk` |h keksj.

Shcns| [~i`my Lnstwniens} nyn} }ah| htn`.

@hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh+ an }msnkjnl.

& & &

]i||i`g i` ai} homn k| ]nmsn| Ankl{~ks|ns}% Lhm|hs Mhtekwyns wk} }~stsi}nl

wan` h`n ho ai} }|koo jnjcns}% J|~jck% csh~ga| aij k csiga|ey wskttnl

Masi}|jk} tkmbkgn. ]n`li`g J|~jck h` ai} wky wi|a k wkvn ho ai} ak`l%

Mhtekwyns wk} yn| jhsn }~stsi}nl |h li}mhvns |ak| |an tkmbkgn wk} oshj L~bn

Jk`}|.

Way... Mhtekwyns }kil keh~l% htn`i`g |an tkmbkgn. An... an km|~keey mksn}.

L~bn ~}nl |an @k~ga|y k`l @imn Ei}| |h... |h }n`l jn ktsn}n`|.

Wan` an htn`nl |an chq% Mhtekwyns} }jien cnmkjn k sim|~} ho ahsshs.

\an chq mh`|ki`nl }hjn|ai`g |ak| Lhm|hs Lhm|hs Gksy Mhtekwyns akl kewky}

b`hw` nqi}|nl% k| enk}| ohs |an ek}| }nvnske ynks}. An akl |sinl% |ash~ga k }nsin}

ho engke jk`n~vns}% |h n`}~sn |ak| i| `nvns }kw |an eiga| ho lky. An akl enl

i`f~`m|ih`}% |asnk|n`nl }~i|}% nvn` sn}hs|nl |h csicn}. An akl |ah~ga| aij}neo

}~mmn}}o~e. An akl |ah~ga| |h `nvns kgki` n`mh~`|ns i|.

C~| L~bn Jk`

}| akl oh~`l h`n.


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\an tkmbkgn mh`|ki`nl k _A] mhty ho |an ;914 onk|~sn% K}ik` @~s}n} wi|a

Cig Akis.

I| wk} |an hèy kl~e| jhvin nvnsejnl cy k |an` ln}tnsk|ney thhs Lnchska

A. K}ikèkwyns% Lhm|hs Mhtekwyns} wion.

K ak`l*wsi||n` `h|n kmmhjtkìnl |an gio|.

\wh |a~jc} ~t% i| }kil. I| wk} }ig`nl% L~bn Jk`}|.

@hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh+ }msnkjnl Lhm|hs Mhtekwyns.

& & &

K| |an ]~tns]ths|M~|} h~|en| k| |an Oh~s Teh| Thi`|} Jkee% k cnk~|io~e yh~`g

whjk` `kjnl Jk`li wk} m~||i`g k wkeb*i` mein`|} akis wan` k tkmbkgn kssivnl

ohs ans. H` |an i`*}|hsn |nenvi}ih` h` |an wkee kchvn ans% |an ehmke `nw} wk}

snths|i`g |ak| ehmke }~tnsansh Jksi`k Jk` akl cnn` ak~enl kwky cy Fktk`n}n

}ansjn`% kttksn`|ey cnmk~}n an akl cnn` ji}|kbn` ohs k lhetai`. \an snths|ns

nqteki`nl |ak| }hjnh`n akl jkienl |h Jksi`k Jk`} wk|nsosh`| ankl{~ks|ns} k

ch||en ho lhetai`*}mn`|nl mhehg`n% li}g~i}nl k} k Masi}|jk} tsn}n`|.

Jk`li wk} lneiga|nl |h li}mhvns |ak| |an tkmbkgn }n`| |h answk} oshj L~bn

Jk`}|% wahj }an akl lk|nl csinffiy ko|ns |~sì`g kwky oshj k eion ho ì`fk*

snek|nl msijn.

\an chq mh`|ki`nl k lhn` nqh|im sh}n}.

\ansn wk} `h t~`ma ei`n.

& & &

I` ai} m~cimen k| k jkfhs mhjt~|ns*n`gi`nnsi`g sj% k |ken`|nl mhjt~|ns

tshgskjjns `kjnl \ijh|ay @nsli`g|h` snmnivnl k` n*jkie. \an n*jkie wk}%

i` okm|% k` i`vhimn oshj k ehmke ffihsi}|. I| wk} i` |an kjh~`| ho oh~s a~`lsnl k`l

|wn`|y*}nvn` lheeks}% k`l i| |ak`bnl aij ohs ai} t~smak}n ho |wh lhn` nq|snjney

sksn% nqh|im S~}}ik` sh}n}.


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@hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh+ }msnkjnl \ijh|ay @nsli`g|h`.

& & &

K| ai} meioo*|ht jk`}ih`% wnke|ay }hmikei|n Csymn Gski` t~enl hvns |an lky}

jkie. K Masi}|jk} mksl oshj |ak| kwo~e L~bn Jk`}| akl mhjn ohs aij. Iì| wk} }ijtey k snmnit|. I| }kil |ak| Csymn Gski` akl ~}nl ai} hw` `kjn k`l

tns}h`ke iòhsjk|ih` |h }ig` ~t ohs k Ekh|ik` ]nq ]ekvn lk|i`g }nsvimn |ash~ga

|an I`|ns`n|. \ai} jkln h }n`}n |h Csymn Gski`% wah wk} {~i|n mns|ki` an wh~el

`nvns lh }hjn|ai`g }h lk`gnsh~} hvns |an Whsel Wiln Wnc.

K} an n`|nsnl ai} eivi`g shhj% Csymn Gski` }|httnl mhel. ]i||i`g i` ai}

ksjmakis wk} |an ah}| ho |an tht~eks snkei|y |nenvi}ih` }ahw% \h Mk|ma k Msnntns.

Way lh`| yh~ mhjn h` i` k`l akvn k }nk|% }kil |an ah}|.

@hhhhhhhhhhhhhh+ }msnkjnl Csymn Gski`.

& & &

K| k Ghslh} sn}|k~sk`| h` |an ]h~|a ]iln ho |an mi|y% O.O. JmKsjcsnkbns jn|

ai} |wi` csh|ans% Msh|ma T~`mai`g|h`% ohs e~`ma.\an Ch}} wiee biee ~} io an mk|man} ~} nk|i`g ansn% }kil JmKsjcsnkbns.

Ynka% }kil T~`mai`g|h`% s~cci`g ai} gshi`% c~| |ai} i} |an hèy tekmn yh~

mk` nvn` gn| k ghhl c~sgns k`yjhsn. Any% lil yh~ gn| k wnisl tsn}n`| oshj |ak|

fnsb Jk`}| |hlky8

Ynka% }kil JmKsjcsnkbns. K` ijtsi`| ho ai} }|. An t~| |an cehmb wi|a

|an }| ijtsn}}ih` h` |an |kcen. Wak|l yh~ gn|8F~}| |ai} |nenvi}ih` snjh|n |ai`g% }kil T~`mai`g|h`. An t~| |an snjh|n h`

|an |kcen. I| cngk` |h eiga| ~t k`l cnnt.

\an whsl} TSHQIJI\Y LN\H@K\HS wnsn wsi||n` kmsh}} |an osh`| ho |an

|nenvi}ih` snjh|n.

â% }kil JmKsjcsnkbns.


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Way yh~ g~sn an }n`| yh~ k` ijtsi`| ho ai} }| i` k cehmb ho tek}|im

nqteh}ivn8 T~`mai`g|h` k}bnl. @hhhhhhhhhh }kil JmKsjcsnkbns.

CHHJ+ }kil |an |wh an`majn`.

& & &I` k lnmsnti| ailnh~| i` |an wk|nsosh`| li}|sim|% |an msiji`ke b`hw` k} |an STG

ck`li| ~`wskttnl k Masi}|jk} tsn}n`|. An t~enl hvns |an mksl oshj L~bn

Jk`}| ~`|ie an htn`nl |an gio|. I| wk} k mken`lks.

@h| hèy wk} i| k mken`lks |an gio| |ak|% ~ìvns}keey% }ky}% I lil`| b`hw

wak| |h gn| yh~c~| i| wk} |an jh}| chsi`g mken`lks ho kee |an mken`lks} nvns

givn` k} gio|} k| Masi}|jk}|ijn.

I| wk} k mken`lks ho ]h~|awn}| ek`l}mktn}.

@hhhhhhhhhhhhhh+ }msnkjnl |an STG Ck`li|.

& & &

K| |an ahjn ho |an Kjkh` }~tnsansh b`hw` k} Vnkeh~} Whjk`% k vnsy

ffik||nsnl% vnsy |kee% k`l vnsy cnk~|io~e whjk` snmnivnl k tkmbkgn. I| mh`|ki`nl kMasi}|jk} mksl oshj L~bn Jk`}|% k lhn` nqh|im sh}n}% k`l k` i`vhimn jkln

h~| |h }hjnchly `kjnl \ijh|ay @nsli`g|h`.

& & &

I` |an }~c~sck` eivi`g shhj ho |an }~tnsansh b`hw` |h |an whsel k} I`msnlicen

Ok`|k}|im ]~tnsc G~y% enklns ho |an Kvn`gno~e ]~tns ]iq% k jk` i` k t~sten

enh|ksl }k| i` |an mhs`ns% wnnti`g }ien`|ey i`|h ai} ak`l}. H` |an mhoonn |kcen

`nkscy wk} k tkmbkgn oshj L~bn Jk`}|. Kjil}| |an wsktti`g tktns |ak| akl

hèy snmn`|ey cnn` |hs` osnn% k }i`gen L_L chqnl }n| wki|nl.

I| wk} \an Cn}| ho Fnhtksly% onk|~si`g |an engn`lksy wi`ì`g }|snkb ho h`n

Bn` Fn`ì`g}.

@hhhhhhh.... }hccnl I`msnlicen Ok`|k}|im ]~tnsc G~y.


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Gksy Tksb% |an cieeih`kisn i`l~}|sikei}| wah oh~ga| msijn i` ai} }nmsn| iln`|i|y

k} Ksjhs Jk`% njnsgnl oshj ai} ekchsk|hsy k| |an }h~`l ho |an lhhscnee. Tksb

wk} }wnk|i`g% k} j~ma oshj |an noohs| ho msnk|i`g ai} ek|n}| tinmn ho nenm|sh`im

gn`i~} k} cnmk~}n an akl cnn` h` |an wkgh` ohs k jh`|a `hw. I` ai} thmbn| an

mkssinl ai} h`n jh`|a mait% i` okm|. I| one| ghhl |h akvn ai} ankl osnn ho kemhahe.

Lneimih~}% }nl~m|ivn% wh`lnso~e% cnk~|io~e kemhahe.

\an tkmbkgn lneivnsnl |h ai} lhhs |~s`nl h~| |h cn k csiga|ey wskttnl tsn}n`|

oshj L~bn Jk`}|. Tksb wk}`| }~sn an mh~el snjnjcns wah L~bn Jk`}|

wk} }~tth}nl |h cn. \an `kjn }h~`lnl okjieiks% c~| i| wk} eibney anl jn| |ai}

Jk`}| waien h` h`n ho jk`y lsi`bi`g ci`gn}.

Tksb htn`nl |an tkmbkgn. I`}iln wk} k |asnn*a~`lsnl lheeks ch||en ho ]mh|ma

k`l k` i`vhimn jkln h~| |h }hjnh`n `kjnl \ijh|ay @nsli`g|h`.

]mh|ma. \asnn*a~`lsnl*lheeks% th}i|ivney k`min`|% cnk~|io~eey% lneimih~}ey% k`l

}~tnscey kgnl ]mh|ma.

Tksb} eit} cngk` |h |snjcen. An lshhenl. An }ahhb. Ai} `gns} wnsn wskttnl

ksh~`l |an `nmb ho |an ch||en cnohsn an b`nw wak| an wk} lhi`g.YN]]]]]]]]]]]+ an }msnkjnl.


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& & &

I` ai} }nmsn| ekis% |an M~s}nl Ak`l% ke}h b`hw` k} Snljh`l W. \nswieeigns%

}|ksnl lhw` i` jh~`|i`g ahsshs. \an Masi}|jk} tsn}n`| kllsn}}nl |h aij akl%

i` okm|% cnn` i`|n`lnl ohs Eyek \nswieeigns. I| mh`|ki`nl k tinmn ho ei`gnsin }hi`lnmn`| |ak| \nswieeigns ce~}anl f~}| ehhbi`g k| i|. \ansn wk} k ch||en ho nlicen%

ffikvhsnl jk}}kgn hie% k b`hccy s~ccns ckmb s~ccns% k lnmb ho shjk`|im tekyi`g

mksl}% k`l k ahjnjkln L_L% hcvih~}ey |sk`}onssnl oshj _A]% |ak| kttnksnl

|h cn kch~| K}ik` `~s}n} i` mhjtshji}i`g th}i|ih`}. K e~sil thnj ak`l*wsi||n`

h` k ak`l*jkln Masi}|jk} mksl ln}msicnl i` gsnk| ln|kie |an mht~ek|ih` L~bn

Jk`}| i`|n`lnl |h tnsohsj h` |an M~s}nl Ak`l} jh|ans.I... c~|... }kil \nswieeigns.

Nyn*c~||% ek~ganl ai} jh|ans% wah wk} }|k`li`g cnai`l aij. Ak ak. ]an

snkmanl ksh~`l ans jhs|inl }h` k`l timbnl ~t |an ei`gnsin% aheli`g i| cnohsn ans

kjten ch}hj k} io |h }nn ahw i| wh~el |.

@hhhh |an M~s}nl Ak`l cngk`. An }|httnl kcs~t|ey wan` ai} ti`b

iTah`n cngk` |h vicsk|n. An akl snmnivnl k |nq| jn}}kgn.

Oshj L~bn Jk`}|.

IJ \H\KEEY GH@@K CK@G ^S JHJ OHS QJK]% i| }kil.

@HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH+ }msnkjnl Snljh`l W. \nswieeigns.

Yn}}}}}}% }kil Eyek \nswieeigns akttiey.

WN KI@\ H_NS \AN AIEE K@L \ASH^GA \AN WHHL] YN\...


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Kch~| \an K~|ahs

Taie Nejhsn gsnw ~t snkli`g ai} ok|ans} mheenm|ih` ho Jkmb Chek` `hvne}. K}

k |nn`kgns% an akl `h ilnk |ak| an wh~el h`n lky gah}|*wsi|n jhsn |ak` k lhn`

n`|sin} i` Aksen{~i` N`|nstsi}n} eh`g*s~`ì`g Nqnm~|ih`ns }nsin}. \hlky% Taie

t~cei}an} m|ih` k`l `h`m|ih` h` k vksin|y ho |htim}% |ash~ga j~e|iten h~|en|}%

i`me~li`g ai} hw` t~cei}ai`g mhjtk`y% ]kj~ski Tsn}}.

K |nmaìmke wsi|ns cy |skln% Taie Nejhsn i} ke}h |an ]nìhs Nli|hs ho Enkg~nN`|ns|ki`jn`|% k` I`|neenm|~ke Tshtns|y lnvnehtjn`| mhjtk`y ck}nl i` Oehsilk.

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