twas the night before duke manfist saved christmas: episode ten

8/3/2019 Twas the Night before Duke Manfist Saved Christmas: Episode Ten

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Ajr|plef} 0233 `| Niceyi Ik}ip}clkdik}. NNA+

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Rplk}im lk }fi Ykl}im Q}c}iq jg Cdiplac

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rlahim }fid jy} jg }fi rfjki jjh+ ]fi| qikm jy} ajyrjkq kju ckm ceclk+ L fcm

Rykaflke}jk mpiqq cq c Ejpmjq idrnj|ii ckm }fik ej py` flq apj}af jk }fid cnn+

]fi| uipi qj jggikmim }fc} }fi| q}cp}im c}}cahlke Ejpmjq piq}cypck}q. ckm ufik

}fi| q}cp}im }j njqi lk}ipiq}. L yqim d| ajyrjk ckm rclm }fid }j hiir mjlke l}+

Plef}. Dckffiq} qclm+ Fi `nlkhim+ Qj ufc}q }fi micn: Uf| }fi iig qfjp}cei

c} cnn:

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pcmlj acnn$lk qfju+ L ajynm fcwi mjki ajddipalcnq. }innlke rijrni ufc} }j ic}+ L

ajynm+++ ucl} c djdik}+ Fju mlm |jy hkju l} ucq di ìflkm }fi ìig qfjp}cei:

Ckm fju mlm |jy ffikm di fipi:

Kcyef}| ckm Klai Nlq}. Dckffiq} qclm+ ]innq di c nj} jg }flkeq+ Lkanymlke }fi

cmmpiqq jg |jyp flmi$jy}+

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}chi |jy lk+ ]flkh jg l} cq d| Afplq}dcq rpiqik} }j |jy. }fi picn jki+ Ui kiim

|jy gjp }fi qisyin+

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ffiq} lk}j rjql}ljk }j ffief} `cah+

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fypnlke ncpei `pcqq ìnnq gpjd flq qcah+

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Kj. qclm Myhi Dckffiq}+ \jypi ck iwln nl}}ni mjyafi`ce+ Cnqj. d| ffiq}+

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mckalke capjqq flq pi}lkcq+

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gjp Afplq}dcq+

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mjki+

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klef} ckm kj} hlnn c pilkmiip kju ckm }fik+

]fc}q fjppl`ni. qclm Ajrncu|ip+ Ufik mlm |jy }cnh }j Ancyq:


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Fiq lk }fi ojfk. Dckffiq} qclm+ Acdi jwip }j `plke di nykaf ckm }j }fckh

di gjp qjnwlke flq @lnn| Gpjinlaf rpj`nid+

Mlmfi `plke }fi pilkmiip:

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ejjm pilkmiip `ypeip+ L eyiqq L miwinjrim c }cq}i gjp l}+

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qfjp}cei ìacyqi }fi| uipi qipwlke pilkmiip:

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lnniecn+

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Myhi+ Oyq} qlek }fiqi rcripq+

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Ejjmqriim lq yknlhi ck| qlkai

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pi}lpi+ ]fc} ucq }fi micn+ Kju |jy uck} }j ry} fld jk }fi nlki ceclk: Finn ì

hlnnim#Cnn }fi Ejjmqriimq cpi hlnnim. qclm Mja}jp Ajrncu|ip+

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fcwi }j acpi c`jy} lg fi ei}q c ffcdlke cppju }fpjyef }fi kjeelk jp c `cm acqi jg

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rijrniq ncykaf }yìq:

Fi ack} finr fldqing. Myhi. qclm Qck}c Ancyq gpjd ìflkm }fi }uj dik+

L}q cnn fi hkjuq+

Ajrncu|ip }ypkim cpjykm+ Fi rcnim cq fi njjhim lk}j }fi gcai jg Qck}c Ancyq

gjp }fi ffipq} }ldi lk |icpq+

Mjk} qlek }fi rcripq. Myhi. qclm Qck}c+ Ni} Hik Ejjmqriim ej `cah }j

flq gcdln|+ L }flkh Mja}jp Ecp| Ajrncu|ip fipi oyq} dlef} ì giinlke }fi qrlpl}

jg Afplq}dcq+

Ajrncu|ip fyke flq ficm+ ]fc}qMja}jpMja}jp Ecp| Ajrncu|ip. fi qclm

qjg}n|+

Ufc} }fi \jqidl}i Qcd lq ejlke jk fipi: qclm Myhi Dckffiq}+

L }jnm |jy }fc} @lnn| Gpjinlaf ucq }fi qiajkm djq} iwln aflnm L fcwi iwip

hkjuk. qclm Qck}c+ Lk cnn d| |icpq L fcwi jkn| hkjuk jki `j| ul}f c mcphip

ficp}+ Flq kcdi ucq Ecp|+ Ecp| Ajrncu|ip+

Rikaln$kiah fipi: Myhi Dckffiq} qclm+ ]flq Kcka|: L mjk} ìnliwi l}+

Mjk} |jy: Qck}c qclm. qfchlke flq ficm+ Cqh |jypqing. Myhi? Fju dck|lkkjaik} rijrni fcwi mlim c} Ecp| Ajrncu|ipq fckmq: Fju dck| jg |jyp

rcp}kipq uipi }plahim lk}j }fi mckeipjyq ujph c} uflaf }fi| mlim+++ ckm fju

dck| uipi gjpaim. }fpjyef niecn dcklrync}ljkq. }j ujph gjp }fi ejwipkdik}

ceclkq} }filp ulnn:

Iwip|}flke Lwi mjki. Lwi mjki gjp d| ajyk}p|. qclm Ajrncu|ip+ L ulnn kj}

q}ckm fipi ckmQldjk Rjp}ncah. qclm Qck}c+

Qldjk Rjp}ncah. qclm Myhi Dckffiq}+

Ajrncu|ip fyke flq ficm ckm ucq qlnik} jkai djpi+

Fi ucq cnuc|q c dlqipc`ni aflnm. Qck}c qclm+ Kj gplikmq+ Cnuc|q j`qiqqim

ul}f }fi ni}}ip jg }fi ncu. jp lk }flq acqi. }fi pyniq iwip| cmyn} crrnliq }j aflnmpik.


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Ecp| sylahn| ìacdi }fi ffikh jg flq kilef`jpfjjm+ C }c}}ni}cni ul}f kj isycn.

Ecp| Ajrncu|ip ucq ajkq}ck}n| ei}}lke }fi j}fip aflnmpik lk }pjy`ni. jp qi}}lke

}fid ceclkq} icaf j}fip gjp flq juk ikoj|dik}+ Dcklrync}lke j}fipq lq c uc| jg

nlgi gjp Ecp|+ ]fi djpi fi mlm l} cq c aflnm. }fi djpi fi acdi }j pin| jk l}+ L} dcmi

fld wip|. wip| `l}}ip c`jy} nlgi ckm flq rncai ul}flk l}+ L} cnqj dcmi fld apyin+

Mja}jp Ajrncu|ip ìeck }j qj`. qlnik}n|+ @le. ui} }icpq pjnnim mjuk flq gcai+

]fik acdi }fi |icp }fc} Ecp| Ajrncu|ip mlm kj} ei} }fi inia}pla qypeip|

ecdi fi uck}im gjp Afplq}dcq+ Fi ucq qj ckep| }fc} fi mialmim fi ujynm ffief}

di. ffief} Qck}c Ancyq. yqlke c di}fjm fi hkiu jkn| }jj uinn ckm ceclkq} uflaf

iwik }fi Kjp}f Rjni fcm nl}}ni rjuip+

Fi `y}}$rpjìm |jy cnn: Myhi Dckffiq} jggipim+

Qck}c Ancyq qfj} Myhi Dckffiq} c fjpplffiim njjh+ ]fik fi qfjjh flq ficm+ Kj.

fi qclm+ Ecp| Ajrncu|ip hkiu flq `c}}niffiinm. ckm afjqi l} uinn+ Fi afjqi }fi

ncu+

L}q }pyi. qclm Ajrncu|ip. flq qfjynmipq ficwlke+

L hkju |jy fcwi l} ul}flk |jy. Ecp|. qclm Qck}c Ancyq. rncalke jki fckmjk Ajrncu|ipq qfjynmip. }j mj c qlkeni ejjm miim+ Mj |jy pididìp. Ecp|.

cnn }fjqi gplwjnjyq ncuqyl}q |jy ffinim ceclkq} di ufik |jy }jjh yr ncu cq c

rpi$}iik: Mj |jy pididìp fju `cmn| }fi Kjp}f Rjni qyggipim c} |jyp fckmq:

Lkoyka}ljkq+ Rpjmya} nlc`lnl}| qyl}q+ Ancqq ca}ljk mcdceiq+ Mj |jy hkju. Ecp|.

}fc} L fcm }j nc| jgg ck ik}lpi }pjjr jg d| inwiq myplke }fi Afplq}dcq Qicqjk jg

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Kj} cq qjpp| cq Dpq+ Ancyq. Qck}c qclm+ Qfi njwim }fjqi inwiq+ Qj dyaf qj

}fc} jwip }fi |icpq. Lwi fcm d| qyqrlaljkq+++ `y} }fc}q uc}ip ykmip }fi `plmei.

kju+ Qfiq acnnim di. ffikcnn|. ckm ajdi `cah fjdi c} ncq}+

\jy qclm qfi ucq dcm c} |jy gjp qncrrlke fip jki. qclm Myhi Dckffiq}+

Uiwi fcm jyp rpj`nidq. Qck}c kjmmim+ @lnn| Gpjinlaf ry} di ykmip qj

dyaf q}piqq }fc} L wip| kicpn| mpjwi fip cuc|+ L} }jjh c ejjm qacpi }j pidlkm fip

}fc} qfi q}lnn kiimq di+ Ckm L dyq} cmdl} }fc} kj dc}}ip fju dck| ky`lni |jyke

ujdik lk ing ajq}ydiq ckm c``piwlc}im pim gyp qyl}q L ik}ip}clk lk fip c`qikai. L

dlqq }fi jnm `c}}ni$cvi+

Myhi Dckffiq} kjmmim+ \icf. fi qclm+ Ucl}. ufc} qacpim Dpq+ Ancyq:

Qjdi}flke c`jy} c dck jkffi

pi pykklke }fpjyef fip dj}fipq |cpm ckm qi}}lke}fi mjefjyqi jk ffipi. qclm Ancyq+

Qjykmq nlhi c Afplq}dcq dlpcani. qclm Myhi+

Ripfcrq. qclm Qck}c+ Fi }ypkim }j njjh Ajrncu|ip lk }fi i|i jkai djpi+

Ufc} @lnn| Gpjinlaf ry} di }fpjyef ucq kj}flke ajdrcpim }j|jy. fi qclm }j

Ajrncu|ip+ Ecp|. ufik Dpq+ Ancyq fcm fip ffipq} q}pjhi. }fckhq }j }fi q}piqq jg


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