What a miserable couple!

Here’s the situation:

You’ve been married to the same person for almost 50 years and you’ve had enough!

Everything your partner says gets under your skin!

So what do you do?

Everytime your partner asks you a question, you get a bit snarky.

You always answer with, ‘Well, if I had done that, I wouldn’t have...!’

Let’s look at an example: Question:

Do you want to go to the cinema?

Response:

If I wanted to go to the cinema, I would have gone with one of my friends and not you!

Question 1

Do you feel like having salad for dinner?

Question 2

Have you fed the dog?

Question 3

Do you fancy watching the news?

Question 4

Did you pick up my prescription?

Question 5

Can you help me clean the bathroom?

Question 6

Were you looking at dirty pictures on the internet?

Question 7

Did you remember to put the toilet seat down?

Question 8

Have you heard from the kids?

Question 9

Do you want to go for a stroll?

Question 10

Was that you or the dog?