Leaving on a jet plane, don’t know when I’ll back again. . .

Even with a passport, you can’t always take your pet with you. . .

Why can’t I come?

St. Petersburg smells great in spring!

You plan to leave me alone, without a friend?

Carry a small memento of me. . . .

It’s nice to hear your voice. . .

Yes, the remote-controlled auto-feeder is working just fine. . .

A talking Furbie is not an adequate substitute; we don’t get along that well. . .

Listening to you is OK, but the training sessions are rather dull. . .

Your mail smells good, but that’s about it. . .

I can barely tolerate the remote-controlled massage vest. . .

Skype just gives me red eyes!