1[thg,wuIssued Weekly by the Publications Board of the University of British Columbi a

Volume V .

VANCOUVER, B . C., MAR. 15, 1923

No. 19

VARSITY FIRST DIVISION SOCCER TEA MTo Play Veterans Saturday Afternoon at Athletic Park .

JACK GRAN TIS ELECTE D

PRESIDENTIn Largest Vote Ever Polled In

University StudentsDeclare Choic e

The closet election which has everbeen held in the University of B . C .gave presidential honors for 1923-192 4to Jack Grant by a majority of 1 9votes, out of a total vote of 860 .

Jack Grant, the elected president o fthe Alma Mater, attended Publi cSchool in Victoria, and also took hisfirst two years High School in theCapital City . In 1920 he matriculate dfrom the King George High School ,and entered the B . C . University .

Since entering the University Jac khas always taken an important par tin student activities . In his Freshma nyear he was a member of the execu-tive, and a Ubyssey reporter. In 192 1he was . elected president of Arts '24 ,and in 1922 vice-president of the Men' sUndergrad Society .

While president of his year, JackGrant led the debating team of th eU . B . C . against the Reed College tea mof Portland, Oregon. Moreover, heoriginated the idea of the "Campaign"for the new University, and as cam-paign manager enlisted the enthusi-astic support of the student body . Asleader of S . C. M. delegation, he at-tended the first National CanadianStudent Conference at Toronto . Heis also a member of the HistoricalSociety .

Undoubtedly the students of th eU. B. C. feel that their confidence intheir new president is well placed .He has proved himself to be reliable ,earnest, sincere, and a hard worker.At local meetings, before the assembl yin Victoria, and also at Cloverdale h ehas shown his ability as a speaker.

Surely under the direction of it snew president our Alma Mater willagain enjoy a most successful year .

The Week 's EventsThursday—Vancouver Institute Lec-

ture . "The Destruction of Law byLegislation ." E. C. Mayers, Esq .

SHAVIANTHEORIE S

PRESENTE DReception Accorded Spring Play

Justifies AmbitiousUndertaking

their roles gave the audience much tolaud and admire .

(Continued on Page 2 .)

'U.B.C. WINSHERE AND AT

CALIFORNIAClose Debate on Ruhr Questio n

Marked Achievement ForThis University

Over 1500 persons heard the debat ein Berkeley and when the ballots wer ecounted the B . C. men were awardedthe decision by only 26 votes . LorneMorgan and Walter Hodgson spok ewith the two best speakers in thesouthern college, M. C. Dempster andS. W. Gardiner. Both of these menhave won the highest awards in theUniversity of California for debating .

At home the contest was closer thanthe ballot vote indicated . A. E . Grauerand Harry Cassidy received 443 sup -porters and A. E . Murphy and W . Wit-kin 261 .

Murphy and Grauer were generall yconsidered! the better speakers an dthe rebutals of these men were ex-ceptionally good .

The subject debated both here an daway was : Resolved that France wa sjustified in her occupation of the Ruh rValley. The teams at home uphel dthe affirmative .

Grauer opened the attack herespeaking on the moral side of theQuestion . He pointed out that al -though France was a victor her peopl emust pay more reparations than th eGermans. He said that if the U . S .had suffered in proportion to Franc eall the industries west to Pittsbur gwould have been destroyed .

Mr . Witkin retaliated for the southand claimed that France was attempt-ing to ruin Germany commercially an dthat she was abusing her occupationof the Valley. She had taken the of-fensive step against the wishes ofthe U. S . and Great Britain, he claim -ed .

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MAINLAN DCUP CAME

SATURDAYVarsity Soccer Squad Will Mee t

Vets . in Blue RibbonGame of Series

(By "The Soccerite" )

( a Saturday at Athletic Park, fol-lowers of the round ball game wil lsee the blue ribbon event of the year.On that day the fast-stepping Col-legians will lock horns with the leagu eleading Veterans, and the outcome o fthe struggle will decide the owner -ship of the Mainland Cup .

The Vets . on the season's play arefavorites . Should they, however, dis-play the same form as they di dagainst Cedar Cottage last week th eresult will be : "Another trophy a tFairview." On the other hand Var-sity's mediocre display at Mood yEquare two weeks ago disappointe dthe supporters of the Collegians an dmade the Soldiers stronger favorite sthan ever.

The fact remains, however, that theCollege eleven are a stronger cu pteam than a league team . McLeo dwill be on hand for the game, as als owill Jeff. Emery and the result is on eof the strongest forward lines in th ecity . It must not be forgotten thatthe Vets . have many excellent players.Forgie their brilliant center-half is adelight to watch, while Robinson' swork in goal compares favorably withthe best in the city, viz ., Mosher, San -ford of Sapperton and 'Cad of CedarCottage . Adam Kerr, is also danger-ous, while such pla'erry als Nairn ,Morgan and McDougal are well know nto all mainland football followers .

On the play of both teams durin gthe season \"The lSoce'erite" WearsVarsity . Not only are the Collegesquad better cup-fighters, but theyhave youth, fine condition and speedin their favor . Added to that theyare fighting for the glory of theirAlma Mater . The Veterans are olderplayers, more experienced, perhaps ,but not so fast or so young. The out -come of the fight, even so, is proble-matical .

Allen, next to Craig, the peer o fcity referees will handle the game .He is well versed in its finer points ,and can be relied upon to check upthe players and give satisfaction toall . A large crowd of students is ex-pected to be on hand and the Parkmanagement is expecting in all acrowd of at least five thousand fans .

NOTICEInterviewed on the matter of theft s

of books from the library, Mr. Riding-ton announced that, in view of th efact that several valuable volume shave been taken in the last fe wmonths, the authorities would be un-der the necessity of restricting theprivileges of the honest 99% of th eStudent Body, in order to prevent th edepredations of the dishonest 1%, un-less some measure of student discip-line could be enforced to put an en dto this despicable practice.

Well-filled houses, and enthusiasticand appreciative audiences greeted th einitial performances of "You Neve rCan Tell" presented on Monday an dTuesday nights at the Orpheu mTheatre .

Careful direction and conscientiou srehearsing left nothing amiss in theperformances. The acting was farfrom amateurish, and the character swell portrayed, the cast entering int otheir respective parts with much in-terest and intelligence .

The play itself, however, did no tmeasure up to the standard which hasbeen' set in former years . The firs ttwo acts gave promise of many inter-esting incidents and complications ,but the last two were inclined to drag ,

,being very long and drawn out ; and ,Sunday, 4 p .m.—S . C . M. Study Group the solution arrived at was not wholly

at the home of Gerald Kerr, 1947 satisfactory . These deficiencies wereUnion St.

din a great part covered by the cleve r

Saturday—Final Mainland Cup Game. acting of the characters , and the

Athletic Park, 2 .30, Varsity vs . Vet-

Mrs. br

comedy furnished

the twinsMClandon, the mother, was well

erans .

portrayed by 'Beatrice Johnson and al -Monday—Men's Lit . Debate, Audi- though advanced in ideas, was rather

torium, 8 p.m .

Agriculture vs . old-fashioned in her mode of dress .Science . Election for Secretary and Betty Somerset as "Gloria" wasTreasurer, A . M. S .

charmi:ag, she captivated her audienc e

Tuesday—Letters Club at home of Dr . not only with her own delightful per -

Sedgewick, 1212 Trutch St .Wednesday—Track Meet. Brockton

Point. Swimming Meet, Canadia nMemorial Church, 8 p.m .

sonality but with the skill with whichshe portrayed the modern girl andher truly feminine caprices .

The Twins, Dolly and Phil, playe dby Beth McLennan and Fraser Liste r

Thursday—Vancouver Institute Lee- were irresistible . Their carefree andture. "Mining Experiences In Many yet 'whole-hearted interpretation o fLands." W. C. Nichol .

THE UBYSSEY

A Chaperon for

!Extracts Fro mthe Chaperons

Council's Policy(By the Voyageur)

Student activities with the excep -The president of the Freshman year tion of scheduled athletic events will

said that the Hike would fall fiat if cease three weeks previous to th ethere was no one to look after the Spring term examinations .chaperones so he asked me to join

It will be the policy of the Studen t

his class at West Vancouver . I went Council to treat as breach of dis-

because Miss Peck and Dr . Sedge- cipline .

wick would be there .

1 . Loitering and unreee>s iry nois e

The weather looked doubtful as we in the hallway .

started out, but what a change there

2 . Ta'kmg or disturhan a in theHeading Room and breaking other Lib -

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was. We took the West VancouverFerry and on arriving at the Metro-polis found that it would be neces-sary to hike almost ten yards to th edance hall . The girls parked the eat sin the kitchen and the men started t oprepare the piano and traps for themusic .

when this was accomplished the cur-tain was raised and we gave a "sk yrocket for Doc . "

Miss Peck thought the orchestr awas not very good so she decided t oplay the traps . She made plenty o fnoise even if it was not in time .

At five we had supper and althoug hI was not hungry I did not want tosee the cake go to waste . Neither di dDoe . for he ate more than :Hiss Pec kand that was a great feat .

We danced after supper until almostseven when we took the ferries home.Some of us finished up the day b ygoing to the basketball games .

SHAVIAN PLAY(Continued from Page 1 )

Jack Clyne, as Valentine, possesse dmuch of his usual stage assurance andshowed a very keen conception of th epart . As a "duelist of sex" he cannotbe surpassed, but lacks much i ngenuine "love-making . "

Charlie Robson, had in Mr . Cramp-ton one of the most difficult roles .Had he been, perhaps, a little moreconvincing and thrown himself moreinto the part he would have been moreappreciated .

As William, the waiter, Neil Mc -Callum, was the most true-to-life char-acter, revealing not only ability asan actor but, as Phil would say "aknowledge of human nature . "

Percy Barr as McComas, the solici-tor, played his part admirably, whil eE . R. Chamberlain, though a little toooverpowering, ably took the part o fan eminent K. C." The part of th emaid was well sustained by Madg ePortsmouth .

Not only are the Director and cas tto be congratulated upon the well-earned and much merited success, bu talso the conveners and committee swho worked untiringly in order to bet -ter the production.

NOMINATIONS FOR SECRETARYOF THE STUDENTS COUNCI LMiss Helen Turpin .Miss Grace Smith .Miss Lucy Ingram .Miss Lillian Cowden .

Mr. Percy Barr has been electedtreasurer of the Students Council b yacclamation.

PLAYERS' CLUB POSTERS SHO WARTISTIC TALENTS.

DEBATES !

The I' . B . C. was successful in th einter-collegiate debates winning her eand abroad . The representatives whowent south returned early this wee kand are receiving congratulations fro mthe student body . The home debaterswere A . E . Grauer and Harry Cassid yand those in California were Lorn eMorgan and Walter Hodgson .

Speaking of the debate in Berkele yPresident Barrow of the Universit yof California stated that the debatewas the finest ever held in the Uni-versity of California.

FORGET ME NOT

Remember nie, when tides of lightreturning

Have gilded all the sea ;And when the western sky is sad wit h

sunse tRemember me .

For we have shared the gold of daw ntogether ,

The blue delight of noon ,And all the crimson tragedy of sunset ,

And silver of the moon .

We are a part of these. The daysthat wait us

Are rich with things we knew .In all the loveliness the years have

left u sI shall remember you .

COME ONE, COME ALL.

Several sections of seats have bee nreserved for the use of the student swho attend the soccer game on Satur-day. These seats should all he fille dwith students, determined to do theirpart in helping our team win theMainland Cup .

MARCH 15TH, 192 3

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immediately damage done to any Uu icursity property.

4 . It x+ill be the policy of the Stu dent Council to recommend for suspen-sion or expulsion any one who com-mits a theft anywhere within Fni-

Russ . Palmer, the president, an- 1versity premises .nounced that we could hike for about Signs of silence will be posted i nhalf an hour . Part of the orchestra the halls . it is up to the students totook some girls up the mountain and see that they are observed for the re-being a good chaperon, I went with mainder of the term .the odd Freshette. Neither of thes ewas four feet wide . We wadedthrough mud for an hour and then re -turned .

At about three o'clock we starte dto hike around the floor to pretty good All University Students have an ey emusic. Kay was with us going over, for the artistic so no one can hav ebut Doc arrived late . It was arrange walked through the main hall and no tarrang-ed to smuggle him onto the stage and have noticed the array of posters tha t

the Players' Club tacked up. Each on ehad a charm of its own and they al lshowed that a great deal of time an dtrouble had been expended in them .

The Players' Club wishes to than kthe artists for their kindness in doingsuch splendid work so willingly . Thoseto whom the Player's Club are indebt-ed are :—Miss Margaret Lewis, Mr .Allen Harris, Mr . E. Chapman . AlsoMiss Helen Clark, Miss Virginia Spen-cer and Miss Jean Bloomfield who al -though not students were intereste denough to help us along .

MARCH It;TH, 19'23

THE UBYSSEY

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SPORT NEWS

Varsity Defeats Elks2-1 VICTORY IS RESULT OF BRILLIANT PLAYIN G

Free enting a rejuvenated elevenagainst the dangerous North Shor eElks, the Varsity on Saturday, took ahard fought game from the antlere dcrew 2-1 .

The grounds at Athletic Park werein good condition and at times fastsoccer was enjoyed . At other stagesof the game the teams battled on eve nterms, yet when the Collegians exert-ed themselves their opponents wer eunable to hold them .

For the greater part of the tirs tI half play was even . Mosher was cal -led upon to clear several times, an dresponded well . Once, while th egoalie was returning to his nets afte rclearing, Crute saved a fast shot wit hhis head, a spectacular bit of wor kthat brought the fans to their fee tin applause . A few minutes late rCrute accidently tripped one of th eElks in the penalty area, and the re -suiting free shot by Ross gave Moshe rno chance . Varsity now pressed hard ,and Ginning made the best of an op-lrortunity, and beat Turner for th eequalizer . The whistle for half-timechecked further play.

The second-half was fast and ther ewas not much to choose between theteams. Twenty minutes elapsed be -fore Cameron, fast and tricky, work-ed his way past three of the opposi-tion and took a running center to Lut e

CUP STANDIN GThe result or the boxing tournamen t

made a material difference in thestanding of the various classes in th erace ror the Governors' Cup. Itboosted Science '23 and Science ' 2 3into the lead . Each class is no wcredited with . 9 points .

On .Monday, at Heather Street, th eFrosh. were successful in defeatin gthe Aggies after a hard fought socce rgame, 2-1 . This is the tniru time th eteams have met to decide who wasthe better team, and the result give s'26, a chance to cop the series an dstep into the lead .

Next year, it is possible that Socce rand Rugby will not be contested . Theseries take up too much time, and un -

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TRACK PROSPECT S

Track Meet were held yesterday an dthe stage is now set for the bigges ttrack event of the year at BrocktonPoint next Wednesday, at 1 .30 . Fromthe amount of material lined up i nsome .ef the events the competitionshould be of a high order and thespectators will find much cause forenthusiasm .

F'roni present indications a lot o frecords will go by the board this year ;this should be particularly true in thecase of the distance events . Thestandards of our milers and three-mil-ers have gone up considerably sinc elast year . Although it is unlikely tha tany of Garrett Livingston's records in

die . who headed the ball into the ne tfor Varsity's winning goal . It was on eof the neatest displays even seen o nlocal fields and earned rounds of ap-plause .

The "Brother Bills" still pressedand were dangerous at all times, bu twere turned back by the stubborndefense of Crute, Baker and Mosher .With two minutes to go "Big Jim "Wilson, far-famed center-half of th eElks drove a t rrific shot toward sMosher . The elongated Collegian cros-sed the goal mouth with two stepe ,and cleared . It was a wonderful shot .and a wonderful save . The whistl efound both teams fighting hard an dplay in mid-field.

For the Elks, Dick Williams . Wilso nand Wright worked hard and wer esources of constant trouble to th eCollegians . For Varsity, Baker, Crute ,Phillips and Mosher played stead ygames . Moslrer's saves were a ttimes, spectacular and brilliant, whil eCrute was always reliable and playe da heady game .

The team--Varsity : Mosher, Crute ,Baker, Buckley, Phillips, Say, Comer -on, Gunning . Lundie, Jackson, Deans .

Elks : Turner, Main, Blundell, Wil-liams, Wilson, May, Newbury, Rorty ,Ross, Smith . Wright .

Referee : Allen .

events in order of running are as fol-lows :—120 yard hurdles, 12-lb . shot,100 yards, discus, half mile, 220 yards ,high jump, javelin, 440 yards, pol evault, 220 relay, girls relay, I mile ,hop step and jump, broad jump, thre emile open .

SWIMMING MEET.Vancouver Amateur Swimming Clu b

vs. Varsity is the big event of theyear for the swimming club . The in-dividual shield, won last year by Cel-mer Ross, is again up for competition .The team is the same as for the las tmeet . Date, March 21st, 8 p .m . at Can-adian Memorial Church .

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the sprints will fall, nevertheless ther ewill be more competition in the sprin tevents than last year, its v as evluenc-ed in yesterday's eliminations . GeorgeGoulding, the World's Champion walk-er, has shown great interest in ou rtrack men and has put several o fthem through their paces .

The Track executive has an invi-tation from the University of Wash-ington to compete with their Fresh -men either here or at Washington i nthe near future . Washington's stand-ard is very high and if Varsity is t ocompete even with a Freshman tea msome rigid training will have to a edone .

One of the new features of theTrack Meet will be the Javelin, whic his popular in the British and Unite d

less they can be decided sooner it Is f States Universities . Added to this .at -the wish of the powers that be that traction is that of the Women's Inter -they shall not be competed .

I class Relay . All lectures will be can -The standing of the various classes celled on the afternoon of the 21st ,

at present is :Science '23 .-_-_ .

.TRACK ANNOUNCEMENT .

The University Track Meet wil lcommence at 1 .30 p.m . Wednesday .T he Track executive have gone t oconsiderable trouble and to a little ex -pense. To defray the expenditure anadmission of 23 cents will be charge dand printed programs with the orde rof events, record holders and timeswill be issued free at the gate . Every-body at Varsity should be there as i twill be the best meet yet, the list o fThe eliminations for the Varsity

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THE UBYSSEY

MARCH 15TH ; 1923

THE OXFORD SYSTEM .

Students of this University had anopportunity last Thursday night o fjudging a debate, and also of judgin ga system of judging a debate . The

Issued every Thursday by the Publications innovation of deciding the winnin gBoard of the University of British Columbia . team by means of a vote from the

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lished method which provides for acommittee of judges, appears to us to

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involve a certain re-adjustment in thedebaters' technique . For it is obvious

Editor-in-Chief H . M . Cassidy that the style of plea which will move ,Senior Editor A . G . Braun and the logic which will convinceAssociate Editors

Mies P . I . Mackay trained judges, will not necessarilyC . C . Upshall have the same effect upon studen t

Eric . W . Jackson audiences however intelligent .Feature Editor

-Cliff Dowling' Two great advantages the Oxford

Literary Ecutor Miss Lucy Ingram system may claim . It interests theExchange Editor Mies Helen Turpia audience and it provides a means o fSporting Editor H . B . Cantelon registering its response accurately .Chief Reporter A . A . Drennan But surely there is a danger that un-Feature Writers J . C. Nelson der this system there will be a tend -

ency to stress dramatics at the ex-pense of logic, and to exploit th eknown prejudices of a group of peo-ple, instead of striving consciencious-ly to establish a genuine "case . "

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THE PRESIDENT-ELECT .

The Student Body has spoken. ThePresident of the Alma Mater for 1923 -24 has been elected . It is now ourprivilege to congratulate the Presi-dent-elect, and whole-heartedly we doso.

Mr . Grant is well acquainted wit hthe work of the Council . He has wonthe confidence of the students as man-ager of the Campaign Committee, lead-ing delegate to the Toronto Confer-ence, a proven speaker, a past presi-dent of his class, and an internationa ldebater. Surely with such a leade rthe University can look forward con-fidently to the coming year .

WE, THE PLUTOCRATS .

It is most unfortunate that the Uni-versity fees should be raised b ytwenty-five to fifty dollars . The addi-tional expense is bad enough for thosewho are paying their own wa ythrough college ; it means the savingsof a week of a fortnight. It is a hard -ship upon the men, and an evenheavier burden upon the girl who i strying to earn the money for her col-lege course . Moreover, this Univer-sity, unlike some institution sequal or higher fees, has no solutionof the cost of a student's board andlodging . As an attempt to rais emoney for University expenditure, itcan be of very little use, especiall yas an increase in fees is bound tokeep away certain students . If thenumber of students is too great fo rour present income, surely the bes tway to reduce it would be by raisin gthe existing standards of matricula-tion ; this would at least prevent fin-ancial status being the only basis ofjudgment .

Unfortunately, this is not the worst .There is a far too prevalent tendencyto forget that a college man or womanis making heavy personal sacrificesby his or her compulsory withdrawa lfrom gainful occupation . During thethirty months of the B . A . course, onecould earn anywhere from $2,000 t o$4 000, instead of making nothing an dspending one's savings on college fees .

"The University is a rich man' splace." Not yet, but is looks a sthough those who utter such opinion swere trying to justify their own as-sertion .

THE NATIVE WORKER .

I had tried to follow the minister ,and failed . I had tried to enjoy th echoir, with the same result . I pic!, -ed up the little card in front of m eand read, but I remember only thes ewords, "We contribute $25.00 a yearfor the support of a Native Worke rin Uganda ." It was a very stimulat-ing fact, I thought. Just think, tha tmeans $2 .08 a month for the Nativ eWorker, seven cents a day . Evident-ly Native Workers have not yet form-ed a union . The walking delegate i sstill a person unknown to them. Thatis the worst of our civilization ; wenever begin to organize until too late .

Seven cents a day! Rather pathetic .I pictured the poor man, coming i neach night to report progress and t oget his seven cents from the time -keeper. I imagined him dressed i nEuropean costume, discarded and un-congenial, for there is a lot of sym-bolism in clothes . I heard the voic eof his superior, "Mbwungwhu, hav eyou honestly earned your reward to -day?" I could hear his timid but co : : -scientious reply. I could hear th escratching of his pen as he signed hi sreceipt . Oh, yes, they'd make hi msign one. Everybody in this denom-ination is very businesslike .

I put a nickel in the plate, and walk-ed home in ecstasy. That would kee pthe Native Worker going for severalhours . I was helping to spread cul-ture and belated enlightenment i nDarkest Africa . I was a Force forGood . In fact, I began to realize thetremendous delight that the godlycan derive from a single nickel whe nthey part with it for a principle .

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U. B . C. WINS(Continued from Page 1 )

Harry Cassidy took up the train o fevents and showed that by the treatyof Versailles France was justified .Germany does not want to pay th ereparations, was his claim. "Force, "he said, "is the only argument tha tGermany understands . "

Perhaps the best oratory was deliv-ered by A. E. Murphy . He claime d

1 that France must see that this ee-l cupation cannot bring a peaceful set -' Clement . He stated that economicallythe occupation was a failure. Hepointed out that Britain suggests thatGermany be given four years to re-cuperate and then if she fails to pay ,the Allies will sanction France's ac-tion and give her support .

PRESIDENT ELECT'S POLICY

AL great personal jeopard.'- your re -pas t es succeeded in obtaining the fol-low- ;ng interview with the President-ch-ct of the Alma Mater.

"How will you deal with the gigglinggirl menace?" we asked Mr. Grant .

"I shall summon guilty individualsfor a private interview in my Office, "he stated .

"Do you believe in love at firstsight?" was our next question.

"Emphatically, yes," responded th echoice of the Student Body. "I havenever been in love . "

"Do you believe in women smok-ing? " we next inquired .

"No. It's too expensive . ""One last question," we begged ;

"What is your attitude on the liquo rquestion?"

His reply was indistinct, but w egathered that "it was a matter . for th ejug."

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A REPLY TO `SENIOR 'To Senior ,

Clo Ubyssey .Dear Sir or Madam :

Your letters in the Ubyssey of Febru-ary 22nd and March 1st, whetherprompted by your liner sensibilities orby the dearth of material in the cor-respoadence column, were not in thebest of taste . The "imitations" as yo uso ably pointed out in last week's issu ewere also "extremely cheap, etc ., etc . "

Your efforts, such as they are, deserv esome praise ; but don't you thing tha tdestructive criticism, like fleas, shoul dbe suppressed? It is so apt to becom echronic. If you must do something fo rthe good of your Alma Mater, I wouldsuggest that you start with inanimat eobjects.

In conclusion, a prolonged stay, not avisit, at a mining camp ; a change o fdiet or the purchase of a pair of rosetinted spectacles might not only bene-fit you, Dear Sir or Madam, but als oyour Alma Mater and

Yours truly ,THE REST OF' US .

AN EXPLANATIONU. B. C., March, 1923 .

Editor Ubyssey.Dear Sir :

It was with much disgust that I reada letter in last week's Ubyssey writte nby one who signs himself "Amused ." I fthe gentleman would kindly investigat ebefore passing his opinion on the Senio rgirl, :ae would probably find that hi scriticism was altogether unjust .

As it happened, I was the first Senio rgirl in the line-up, and after seeing th esurrounding gentlemen accepting ticket sfrom their friends to exchange, I con-sidered that I was quite at liberty togive up my place to a Senior who camelate a :ad who had the morning off .

I notice that "Amused" or rathe r"Abused" failed to make any comment son the unsportsmanlike act of some o fthe gentlemen in collecting over a hund-red tickets to exchange, but rather con -tines 1- is attacks to the ladies of the col -lege .

"A SENIOR . "

Editor "Ubyssey, "Dear Sir :

It is with compassion that I desis tfrom my hilarity to pity those poor ,morbid creatures who flay with suc hasperity our supposedly perverted sens eof humor . With due reverence to God,I venture to suggest that here, indeed ,is a deplorable case of the inad egiacyof the human body . Had these purblindbeings the power of turning their fixe dgaze backward, then would they be justi-fied in despairing of the nothingness ,the emptiness of the university-t raine dmind . It is said of horses, asses, an dothers, one may take them to water, butone cannot make them drink . How much ,oh, how much! is this evidenced by th eAncient Mariner cry of the last fewdays . (Pardon me for here indulging i na quiet chuckle at the expense of thes emock reformers who clasp their handsand sigh "Pass the champagne ; fill th ecup of laughter with a wholesome bever-age or let me die .") Were there sucha dearth of humorous incident aroun dour aromatic, kalsomined, becrowde d

!corridors as their heart-rending crie ssuggest, one might weep indeed . I-low-ever, their very wailings are a refresh-ing part of the abundant merrimen twhich goes to him who seeks . Might Iventure to suggest at the expense o flosing these droll jokers that they imitat eMohammed—let them go to the moun-tain of wit and partake of the fres hvintage rather than cry for the bottledfrothings which others have gleaned .Should they find anything wholesome i ntheir search (THEY will need practice) ,let them pass it on .

Again . if it so be that our colleg ehumor is in need of reformation, th esurest way to accomplish it would b e

1 to devise new vehicles for joy rathe rthan hack the old . A tiny drop of cleanwater is better than a aucket of mud .Let me recall an incident of this murk y

!charity : When a certain lamented per-formance was first broached an earn-est appeal was made for help. The re-sponse was a croaking from our mor-bid element after the wort: had failed .Here was charity indeed . As usual ,the eleventh-hour improvising was lef tto the men who have been cursed wit hexecutive positions .

Hoping against hope that these mis-guided, puny castigators will realiz ethat a helping hand "before" is muc hbetter than a muddy boot "after" , I re -main .

Yours respectfully ,J . W. B. Shore .

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BOXING FINALS STAGE DExcept for half a dozen cauliflowe r

ears, three dislocated teeth, five bad-ly flattened noses and the loss of threeand a half quarts of royal gore theboxing tournament this year was com-pleted without serious mishap. Inthe comparatively peaceful surround-ings of St. George's Church Gym, elim-inations have been conducted for th epast three weeks and the finals werestaged last Thursday night, before alarge and enthusiastic crowd of Var-sity fight fans . After battling thei rway successfully through the prelim-inaries and semi-finals the followin gmen copped the Championships :

Under 125—Ellis, Arts '23 .Under 135—Demidoff, Science '25 .Under 145—Cameron, Science '23 .Under 155—Davidson, Science '25 .Under 165-Hislop, Arts '24 .Over 165 .—Rae, Science '23 .

Latent Talent Brought Out .Several boys of outstanding ability

as leather pushers were brought t olight in the course of the elimination sand although losing out in the final scertainly showed great promise .Noticeable among these men wa sMorris, who, with McLaughlin in th esemi-finals put up one of the bes tbouts seen in this Year's series, win-ing against his hard hitting antagon-ist by a combination of grit, conditio nand science . He lost to Rex Camero nhowever, in the finals .

Owing to injuries received in hi sbout the previous week Si McLane wa sunable to appear in the finals, scratch-ing to Davidson. In the semi-finalsMcLane displayed a wealth of classand although completely done up atthe end of the bout won his fight. Hewas considered by many the favorit efor the finals . Pug Greggor in theheavyweight class was also unable toappear in the finals owing to injuriesreceived to his right hand in the las tMcKechnie Cup game . The heavy-weight championship therefore wen tto Doug Rae by default . Many of th efans were keenly disappointed as thi sfight promised to be one of the bes tthis year.

Hislop seemed to be going strongerthan ever and won from Harry Gun-ning after four rounds of furious mil-ling in the finals . Gunning was on eof the prettiest boxers seen in the Var-sity ring this year . Fulton, the whit ehope of the Farmers, although elim-inated in the first round of the elim-inations put up a great fight agains tPug Greggor and lost only after thefight had gone 5 rounds . Archie Mc -Vittie, Ellis, Pete Demidoff, and awhole raft of other boys deserve grea tcredit for supplying some excellen tentertainment.

Too much credit cannot be given tothe Church choir which with the abl eassistance of the organ supplied sof tmusic in the closing hours of th efinals .

SONNETTE .You gave me a long and lovely kiss ;

Your very first, you said ;You gave me a trembling hour o f

bliss ;And new to you—you said ;

I whispered you were wonderful ;[ was tae first,—you said .

I'm wondering since, was that al lBull ?

And were we kidding us ?

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Orchestr a11 . Lullaby- (from the "Bavaria n

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Ill . Mazurka, Op. 26 . _—%arzyck iMr . Holroyd Paul l

1V . (a) Cherry Ripe . . .----Lan dGlee Club s

(h) Blow, Soft Winds . . . . ._Vincen tWomen 's Chorus

V . Aria—Caro Home Verdi.Oiigoletto )

Miss Lillian Wilso nVI. Suite AIelodique .__ ..___Trim l

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Orchestr aV - 11 . Souvenir de Moscou -_ R ieniawsk i

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sharp Minor Chopi n(b) Etude, Op . _S . No . 9_ Chopi n

Miss Nellie Harriso nN . Good-Night, Good-Night, Belove d . _Pin s u t i

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(h) The I)nforseeu

____Cyril Scot t(e) L'Ondine du Rhin Weckerli n

Miss Lillian Wilso nXTL Romance . Grunfeld

OrchestraSlit . Bridal Chorus (from " The Ros e

Maiden") _ . ._ _ . Cowe nGlee Clubs

ADDRESS BY MR. NICHOL S

March 22—Mr. H. G. Nichols, a dis-tinguished graduate of the Roya lSchool of Mines, London, and a mem-ber of the Institution of Mining an dMetallurgy will address the Instituteunder the auspices of the B . C . Cham-ber of Mines on "Mining Impression sand Experiences in Many Lands . "

Mr . Nichols mining experience hastaken him to all quarters of theworld, and the lecture will be abund-antly illustrated by lantern slide sfrom his personal collection .

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I sat in the woodsBy a poo lAll the nigh tTo gaze at a sta rExceedingly brigh tThat filled the hear tOf the poolWith light .

You came so gentl yOver grass ,I did not even hear you pass ,I felt the brus hOf hair on nine ,I saw the little pebble shineThe pebble you so lightly tossedTo wate rWhere my star was lost .And looking up with startled ey eBeyond you ,I beheld the skies .

D. H. W .

SHIMMIR GIVES POPULAR AD -DRESS TO ENGINEERS .

Mr Shimmir of Burdock & Logan ,gave his second address to the En-gineering Discussion Club on Tuesda ynoon . His subject was "Credit and itsrelation to the Promotion of Indus -trial Enterprise . "

Taking the prospectus for a rail -way as an illustration, he clearl yshowed the fallacy of estimating fut-ure costs by present market values .

A point of vital importance was th estudy of the money market, as it in-dicates the trend of prices of the fut-ure .

Also, with rising prices, the purchas-ing power of money decreases, re-actson the market, and results in the fallof long term bonds, which would af-fect the promotion of the enterprise .

As his subject is one which is no tdealt with in the Science Course th eaddress was of great interest to al lwho were fortunate enough to hearhim .

TO A FRESHETTE .Eyes of green ,

Tawny hair .Don't you think ,

Maide p fair ,With those eye s

A p d hair like that ,You'd have made

A lovely cat ?NANCY LEE .

VARSITY BASKETBALLSummary of Games Played .

Varsity basketers were able to pul loff one win in the two games on las tweek's schedule . The Senior A squa ddefeated the Ex Normal quiutette 20-13 ,while the Varsity Seconds lost to the47th Battalion Adanacs 37-18 .

Men's Senior Game .In the Varsity—Ex-Normal game ,

Varsity came out winners mainly onaccount of their superior shooting . Al -though the Ex's played an aggressiv egame, replete with snappy combina-tion, they had difficulty in netting th eball . Varsity stepped into the lea dearly in the first half, and althoughclose-pressed in the second, never los tthe lead . This game was the last o fthe season for the Varsity Senior Asquad . The teams—Varsity : Bickle ,Bassett, Buchanan, Carlisle, Currie .Ex-Normal : Bryson, Bruce, Fisher .Woodcock, Meadows, Abercrombie .

Intermediate Game .In their last game of the season ,

the Adanacs defeated the Varsity Sec-onds :17-18 . It was a close gama al lthe way, with Varsity fighting hardfor a win . After trailing their oppon-ents by a few points for most of th egame, Varsity 'went to pieces in th elast few minutes, and Adanacs pile dup a big lead . Chic Hood of the Ad-anacs with 18 points led the scoring .Varsity line-up : Gross, Porter, Harvie ,'Boomer, Grauer .

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MUCK — A — NUCKPOLICY : Without Flees or flavour .

Weather : Just Awful.

Mucda=Much StaffEditor-in-Chief r . Muck A. ZipSenior Editor

Mr . Nancy LeeAssociate Editor Miss Dora DiaryFeature Editor _-__ .____ . ._Uncle .Jos hExchange Editor \Ir . Voyageu rSporting Editor Mr. ObserverChief Reporter Mr . CorkReporters :

John Galowsworthy, G . 13 . Shaw,Thomas Hardy, Rudyard -Kipling,Sir Oliver Lodge, etc .

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Special Course for Universit yStudents, May-September, 1923 .

Residence Studio : 1131 Haro St .

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PREDIGESTEDA strange thing happened to Mr .

Lorne Morgan on his trip home fro mBerkeley . It happened on the train .He went into the (lining car on th efirst evening of the journey and ate aheavy meal, shortly afterwards retir-ing to his berth . During the night h edreamt that he was eating Shredde dWheat, and when he woke up th enext morning half the mattress wa sgone .

GO TO --- (?) --' Co to Father," she sai d

When 1 asked her to wed .Now she knew that i knew

That her father was dead .And he knew that I kne w

Of the life he had led ,And she knew that I knew ,What she meant when she said :

"Go to Father. "

There was a tap at the door. Ilearose and turned it off .

CORRESPONDENCE ."Deer Meester Editor : I got your

letter about. what t owe you. Now bepachunt . I ain't forgot you . Whensum fool pay me I, pay you. if thiswaz judgment day and you waz n omore prepaired to meet your Makeras I am to meet our account, you surewould half to go to hel . Trusting youwill do this I remain, etc ., etc .

STOP, LOOK, LISTEN ."The Pussy-willows are out in the

suburbs . The old grey mare will tak eyou to them . "

"It's no use, you'll have to . turnyour face the other way. I simplycannot dance with my right cheek . "

Lipstick is what makes the tulip sbloom all winter .

The heroine walked aft ."What did the hero do? ""He walked after . "

NEW BOOKS ."How to be Tactful" (in 2 volumes) .

By the author of "Everybody's Darl-ing." (Mr . Wilde O . Vermie) .

"Discoveries in Science," by S . M . ,author of "Young Men and How toDodge Them . "

"Giving References," by A . Damter -Messay .

GETTING DOWN TO EARTH ."I've lived on vegetables for tw o

weeks," said the dietarian ."That's nothing," said the skeptic,

"I've lived on earth for twenty years.

"In the Chesterfield were two .'Willie and lovely Sue .Father came in at half-past three ,

T u]n-d i d y-um-tu m-dee-dee .

MUCK-A-NOTES

As for the person who was clums yenough to break the men's only mir-ror, Ave heartily wish him seven year shad luck, aye seven times seven .Where can we find such another? I thad flaws in it which extended theface several inches in all directions .

* * *Kissing, , .c , (hag

to 1 c

latee t;scientific de i ty _ i h . !s ia e anatomica l;rxtaposit`,-r_ of the orliitcularisori sin the state '•f Accord-; eg to the s ve .'LL Aiming t ling it's- -O hit s just he. .'''°n

n * *The argument on professors an d

higher education waxed hotter an dhotter, until finally sonic one suggest-ed Coleman's Mustard .

* * *Our idea of the sweet co-ed is one

who thinks Alma Muter means "Swee t.1 amma ."

* * *Making the "gee de'' round ahe m

:nid-term often require a good deal o fgas .'

* * *The tradition of kissing, so we ar e

told, was handed down from mouthto mouth .

* is *Somewhere we have heard tha t

book-worms prefer creepy books .

Fathers are glad when they hav efinished working their son's waythrough college .

FABLE OF PRESIDENTIA LADDRESSES .

"Kill me," said the lion to the ex-ecutioner, "that poor lamb never didany harm . "

"Kill me," said the lamb, "I'm to oweak to be any good in the world . "

Co-ed (in tears)—"O George, whydid you come to the rugby gam edrunk? "

Brute Senior—" 'S economical . Seetwo games for one ticket . "

HOW TO BE HEALTHY .The health of the future genera-

tion is assured, judging by the answ-ers to the questions on a recen tHygiene examination, at one of ou rpublic schools .

(1) The way that germs enter ou rbodies is by travelling on street cars .

(2) To avoid germs stand alone ina crowd .

(3) To prevent teeth decayin gwrench them out every morning .

(4) To disinfect the throat, garglewith a weak delusion of carbolic aci dand water .

GOBLIN .

I wish I was a Science ManI like 'em in their overalls ,I hope they wear them all they can ,I like 'em looking like a man .As though they didn't care a dam .The gowns look nice on fluffy doll sTheir use on men I sure would ba nI like 'em in their overalls .

W ith Humble Apologie sThe world is old and yet it likes t o

laugh .New jokes are hard to find .

A whole new editorial staffCan't tickle every mind .

So if you see some ancient jok eDressed up in modern guise ,

Don't fuss and call the thing a fake ,Just laugh—don't be too wise .

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Willamette Collegian—The Van deMark bill recently submitted to theKansas state legislature prohibitin gthe use of motor cars for recreationpurposes by students attending stateschools was approved last week bythe state judiciary committee and i snow awaiting action of the legislature .

After the judiciary committee hadmade alterations, the bill provide dthat the use of motor cars for recrea-tion purposes by students enrolled i nstate schools be considered a mis-demeanor punishable by a jail sen-tence of from 10 to 20 days or a fin eof from $100 to $300, or both .

The bill as it has been introduce dnot only applies to the use of moto rcars on the campuses of state school sbut prohibits the students using a carfor purposes as stated above, any tim eor any place while they are enrolle din the school .

Students interested in the outcom eof the bill are already speculating onwhich they will choose—the hiring o fexpensive taxicabs, or taking a chanceon paying a heavy fine occasionally ,and exchanging a room at their fra-ternity house for a cot in the count yjail for a few days .

Univ . of Southern California—JanIgnace Paderewski, ex-premier of Pol-and and, the world's greatest pianist -composer, is to be the guest of th eUniversity of Southern Californi anext Thursday morning, February 22 ,at which time the honorary degree ofDoctor of Laws will be conferred uponhim by Dr . R. B. von KleinSmid i nrecognition of his distinguished ser-vices in music and statesmanship .

University of California—Men of th esophomore class will uphold the tra-dition of their Alma Mater by guard-ing the Big "C" on Charter hill pre -ceding the annual Stanford-Californiabasketball game which will take plac ethis evening in Harmon gymnasium .

The night's vigil commenced at 7o'clock last evening and continued un-til dawn. Fires were kept burning allnight and a midnight supper servedto those on guard .

University of Oregon—A divisio nof the larger American universitie sinto colleges made up of groups o fstudents not exceeding 220, is bein gadvocated by President R . M. Hughes ,of Miami University here . Presiden tHughes, nationally known as an edu-cator, is offering his plan as a solu-tion of the colossal problem of th ecumbersome size of the American Uni-versity .

In announcing his plan for a divi-sion of large universities into college sin order to attain Defter educationalresults, Mr . Hughes said he was con-vinced that a plan of organizatio nmust be developed in the larger insti-tutions that will assure the same per-sonal acquaintance of faculty and stu-dents that exists in the small college sif the real worth of the universities i sto continue . President Hughes' pla nis closely modeled after the Englis hplan at Oxford and Cambridge.

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The Alexandra Orchestra, fea-turing the Sousa Phone, alwaysin attendance .

At a meeting of the Students Coun-cil held on Tuesday, Mr . Geoffre yBruun, Arts '24, was appointed Editor-in-Chief of the Publications Board forthe academic year 1923-24 .

Mr . Bruun is well qualified for hisnew position . His experience on th eUbyssey extends over two years, las tyear as an Associate Editor and thi syear as Senior Editor . He was oneof the co-authors of the Chapbook, th estudent book of verse published las tyear, and is a prominent member o fboth the Letters Club and The His-torical Society . Besides taking aprominent part in student activitie she has managed to keep well abreas tof his academic work, and has thereputation of being a brilliant stud-ent.

The members of the Publication sBoard extend their heartiest congratu-lations to the new Editor-in-Chief an dexpress the conviction that the Uni-versity publications will have a mos tsuccessful year under his experience dand capable guidance .

CHIROPRACTICA Safe and Sane Way to Healt h

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Member B. C. Chiropractic Ass'n .

ATTRACTIVE MEETIN GA meeting of the Pianist Club wa s

held on Tuesday night at the hom eof Mr. Gerald Kerr, 1947 Union St .

Miss Partridge read an interestin gpaper on Mendelssohn which was il-lustrated by numerous selections fro mthe works of the great composer.Those contributing to the progra mwere : Miss Grace Smith, Mr . Burney ,Miss Florence Kerr, Mr. Gerald Kerr ,Miss Magdalene Aske, Miss Wilm aMorden and Miss Edna Rogers, Mis sBollert has kindly accepted the hon-orary presidency of the club .

The next meeting will take the formof a hike to Grouse Mountain, prob-ably on the Saturday following theexaminations .

S . C . M. HOLD TEAThe girls of the S . C . M. entertain-

ed on Thursday at a farewell tea fo rMiss Margaret Lowe at the home ofMiss Jessie Casselman .

Mrs. L. S. Klinck, honorary presi-dent of the society spoke a few word sin appreciation of Miss Lowe's workat U. B. C. Miss M. L. Bollert wa salso present and gave a short but in-teresting talk fitting to the occassion .A presentation from the S . C . M. wa smade to the guest of honor durin gthe afternoon by Miss Elsie Rilance .

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