“sure they’re for kids, but they’ll be worth big bucks!” not. a. baseball cards b. beanie...

“Sure they’re for kids, but they’ll be worth big bucks!” Not.“Sure they’re for kids, but they’ll be worth big bucks!” Not.

A. Baseball cardsA. Baseball cards

B. Beanie BabiesB. Beanie Babies

C. Comic booksC. Comic books

“Sure they’re for kids, but they’ll be worth big bucks!” Not.“Sure they’re for kids, but they’ll be worth big bucks!” Not.

B. Beanie BabiesB. Beanie Babies

A perm? Seriously?! Knock out your bad decision fast by: A perm? Seriously?! Knock out your bad decision fast by:

A. Taking a showerA. Taking a shower

B. Brushing it rapidlyB. Brushing it rapidly

C. Using your time machineC. Using your time machine

11

Turns out energy trading didn’t work out so well for these folks.Turns out energy trading didn’t work out so well for these folks.

A. WorldComA. WorldCom

B. TycoB. Tyco

C. EnronC. Enron

22

Get rid of the tattoo of your (now) ex with:Get rid of the tattoo of your (now) ex with:

A. Skin graftA. Skin graft

B. Laser removalB. Laser removal

C. Steel wool and lots of scrubbingC. Steel wool and lots of scrubbing

33

Oh, Steve Bartman. You never should have:Oh, Steve Bartman. You never should have:

A. Watched The Simpsons marathonA. Watched The Simpsons marathon

B. Eaten all those hot dogsB. Eaten all those hot dogs

C. Reached out for that fly ballC. Reached out for that fly ball

44

Which of these is an acceptable place to buy merchandise from?Which of these is an acceptable place to buy merchandise from?

A. The back of a vanA. The back of a van

B. An actual storeB. An actual store

C. A suitcase on 5th AvenueC. A suitcase on 5th Avenue

55

Which one of these women hasn’t been married eight times? Which one of these women hasn’t been married eight times?

A. Zsa Zsa GaborA. Zsa Zsa Gabor

B. Elizabeth TaylorB. Elizabeth Taylor

C. Joan CrawfordC. Joan Crawford

66

What did “Weird Al” Yankovic sing about seeming “like a good idea at the time”?

What did “Weird Al” Yankovic sing about seeming “like a good idea at the time”?

A. The biggest twine of ball in MinnesotaA. The biggest twine of ball in Minnesota

B. Parodying Michael JacksonB. Parodying Michael Jackson

C. SpamC. Spam

77

Who had the brilliant idea of letting in the Trojan Horse?Who had the brilliant idea of letting in the Trojan Horse?

A. The SpartansA. The Spartans

B. The TrojansB. The Trojans

C. The Fighting IrishC. The Fighting Irish

88

Which casino game is considered one of the easiest to play—and thereby one of the hardest to win?

Which casino game is considered one of the easiest to play—and thereby one of the hardest to win?

A. The buffetA. The buffet

B. RouletteB. Roulette

C. Texas Hold’emC. Texas Hold’em

99

I’ll just wire some money to this guy in Nigeria, and then he’ll make me rich!

I’ll just wire some money to this guy in Nigeria, and then he’ll make me rich!

A. Good ideaA. Good idea

B. Bad ideaB. Bad idea

C. Worst idea everC. Worst idea ever

1010

A perm? Seriously?! Knock out your bad decision fast by: A perm? Seriously?! Knock out your bad decision fast by:

A. Taking a showerA. Taking a shower

B. Brushing it rapidlyB. Brushing it rapidly

C. Using your time machineC. Using your time machine

11

A perm? Seriously?! Knock out your bad decision fast by: A perm? Seriously?! Knock out your bad decision fast by:

A. Taking a showerA. Taking a shower

11

Turns out energy trading didn’t work out so well for these folks.Turns out energy trading didn’t work out so well for these folks.

A. WorldComA. WorldCom

B. TycoB. Tyco

C. EnronC. Enron

22

Turns out energy trading didn’t work out so well for these folks.Turns out energy trading didn’t work out so well for these folks.

C. EnronC. Enron

22

Get rid of the tattoo of your (now) ex with:Get rid of the tattoo of your (now) ex with:

A. Skin graftA. Skin graft

B. Laser removalB. Laser removal

C. Steel wool and lots of scrubbingC. Steel wool and lots of scrubbing

33

Get rid of the tattoo of your (now) ex with:Get rid of the tattoo of your (now) ex with:

B. Laser removalB. Laser removal

33

Oh, Steve Bartman. You never should have:Oh, Steve Bartman. You never should have:

A. Watched The Simpsons marathonA. Watched The Simpsons marathon

B. Eaten all those hot dogsB. Eaten all those hot dogs

C. Reached out for that fly ballC. Reached out for that fly ball

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Oh, Steve Bartman. You never should have:Oh, Steve Bartman. You never should have:

C. Reached out for that fly ball (Chicago Cubs fan who interfered with a catchable foul ball)

C. Reached out for that fly ball (Chicago Cubs fan who interfered with a catchable foul ball)

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Which of these is an acceptable place to buy merchandise from?Which of these is an acceptable place to buy merchandise from?

A. The back of a vanA. The back of a van

B. An actual storeB. An actual store

C. A suitcase on 5th AvenueC. A suitcase on 5th Avenue

55

Which of these is an acceptable place to buy merchandise from?Which of these is an acceptable place to buy merchandise from?

B. An actual storeB. An actual store

55

Which one of these women hasn’t been married eight times? Which one of these women hasn’t been married eight times?

A. Zsa Zsa GaborA. Zsa Zsa Gabor

B. Elizabeth TaylorB. Elizabeth Taylor

C. Joan CrawfordC. Joan Crawford

66

Which one of these women hasn’t been married eight times? Which one of these women hasn’t been married eight times?

C. Joan Crawford (5 times)C. Joan Crawford (5 times)

66

What did “Weird Al” Yankovic sing about seeming “like a good idea at the time”?

What did “Weird Al” Yankovic sing about seeming “like a good idea at the time”?

A. The biggest twine of ball in MinnesotaA. The biggest twine of ball in Minnesota

B. Parodying Michael JacksonB. Parodying Michael Jackson

C. SpamC. Spam

77

What did “Weird Al” Yankovic sing about seeming “like a good idea at the time”?

What did “Weird Al” Yankovic sing about seeming “like a good idea at the time”?

A. The biggest twine of ball in MinnesotaA. The biggest twine of ball in Minnesota

77

Who had the brilliant idea of letting in the Trojan Horse?Who had the brilliant idea of letting in the Trojan Horse?

A. The SpartansA. The Spartans

B. The TrojansB. The Trojans

C. The Fighting IrishC. The Fighting Irish

88

Who had the brilliant idea of letting in the Trojan Horse?Who had the brilliant idea of letting in the Trojan Horse?

B. The TrojansB. The Trojans

88

Which casino game is considered one of the easiest to play—and thereby one of the hardest to win?

Which casino game is considered one of the easiest to play—and thereby one of the hardest to win?

A. The buffetA. The buffet

B. RouletteB. Roulette

C. Texas Hold’emC. Texas Hold’em

99

Which casino game is considered one of the easiest to play—and thereby one of the hardest to win?

Which casino game is considered one of the easiest to play—and thereby one of the hardest to win?

B. RouletteB. Roulette

99

I’ll just wire some money to this guy in Nigeria, and then he’ll make me rich!

I’ll just wire some money to this guy in Nigeria, and then he’ll make me rich!

A. Good ideaA. Good idea

B. Bad ideaB. Bad idea

C. Worst idea everC. Worst idea ever

1010

I’ll just wire some money to this guy in Nigeria, and then he’ll make me rich!

I’ll just wire some money to this guy in Nigeria, and then he’ll make me rich!

C. Worst idea everC. Worst idea ever

1010

Which of these animals hasn’t become an “environmental disaster” since being brought to Australia?

Which of these animals hasn’t become an “environmental disaster” since being brought to Australia?

A. Cane toadsA. Cane toads

B. CamelsB. Camels

C. Red foxesC. Red foxes

Which of these animals hasn’t become an “environmental disaster” since being brought to Australia?

Which of these animals hasn’t become an “environmental disaster” since being brought to Australia?

B. CamelsB. Camels