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hua hin, ThaiLanDThe deaths of three elephants last week near Kaeng Krachan national park after they were electrocuted on a fence erected by a gardener at a meditation center has been followed by the arrest of the gardener, Sompong Yapakdi, 46, who confessed to putting electrified wire around the village pond to stop the elephants accessing the water, and this week the owner of the centre has been charged with encroaching on state land.Burapha Padhungthai, 56, owner of the asom Burapa meditation centre in tambon huai Sat Yai, reported to Pol Col Bancha Panpradub, deputy chief of the natural Resources and Environmental Crime Division, on Sunday to acknowledge the charge. an investigation had found the centre was built on royal project land that was allocated to poor farmers and prohibited from being sold according to a cabinet resolution 38 years ago. Mr Burapha promised to knock down the buildings. The centre covers 83 rai of land, 53 rai of which encroached on the state land under the supervision of Prachuap Khiri Khan’s Office of Social Development and human Security. after being questioned for three hours, Mr Burapha admitted the encroachment but said his family purchased plots from villagers 10 years ago without knowing some were part of a royal project and could not change hands. he said he had paid land tax to huai Sat Yai Tambon administration Organisation every year but officials had never told him the land could not be sold. investigations are ongoing to find out if any more state land has been sold, while police and other officials will ask farmers and other residents in the area to stop erecting electric fences and use other non-harmful methods to stop animals going on their land.

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WaNtedWaNted aNYoNe traVellINg to Hua Hin area from UK anytime in the future willing to bring glaucoma eye drops. please contact Keith Wild on 0814661875. They will be posted to a UK address.

ProPertY For salelarge hoUse aNd land near Cha Am for sale; 200 sqm living area on 2.5 rai just 4.8m baht. Also adjacent land of 0.7 rai available for 480,000 baht or make an offer for both. Contact 089 530 8771 or go to luckyhuahin.com for photos and information.Pool VIllas oN small development at great prices in Hua Hin; from 3.49m baht. Go to luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details.FUllY FUrNIshed VIlla 3 bed off Canal Road; 5.7m baht. Go to www.awolonline.net/property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details.eUroPeaN stYle VIlla, 3 bed, 2 bath between Hua Hin and Cha Am; 5.2m baht. Go to www.awolonline.net/property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details.stUNNINg l shaPed Borfai bungalow; 6.9m baht. Go to www.awolonline.net/property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details.large BUNgaloW Near town centre; 4.5m baht. Go to www.awolonline.net/property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details.VIlla oN large plot near Cha Am; 3.5m baht. Go to www.awolonline.net/property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details.Pool VIllas oN small development at great prices in Hua Hin; from 3.49m baht. Go to luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details.attractIVe hoUse oN small gated village; 3.6m baht. Go to luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details.FoUr Bed VIlla On Stilts 4.9m baht. Go to www.awolonline.net/property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details.FUllY FUrNIshed VIlla 3 bed off Canal Road; 5.7m baht. Go to www.awolonline.net/property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details.Pool VIlla oVerlookINg lake in Hua Hin, 2 bed; 6.9m baht. Go to www.awolonline.net/property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details.large hoUse/laNd Near Palm Hills, 4 bed; 4.5m baht.Go to www.awolonline.net/property or luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771 for details.

ProPertY WaNtedI am lookINg for a 3 bedroom villa on a secure private, completed development, with a swimming pool, close to Hua Hin and the beach, budget no more than 5m baht. For sale by the owner only. Contact 080 100 4194loNg term reNtal properties wanted, particularly pool villas in good areas. Please contact Lucky Real Estate on 089 530 8771 or [email protected]

commercIal ProPertYsUNrIse coast commercIal properties - we have a variety of land, resorts and other commercial opportunities available in the Bang Saphan area. Contact 089 530 8771 for details.

ProPertY For reNttoWNhoUse For reNt, Great location (5km West of town), 2 bed, 2 bath, fully furnished, fully fitted kitchen (fridge, hob, oven, microwave) internet, cable TV, ready to move in. CALL JA ON: 083 316 6424 Price 10,000 baht a monthrooms aVaIlaBle IN family run guesthouse from 3,000 baht a month. Apartments now available 7,000 baht a month. Weekly and daily rates available. Tiks Place at VIP Condo just north of Hua Hin airport, opposite Palm Hills. Please call David on 092 927 7207 or email [email protected] for more informationWell eqUIPPed 1 Bedroom condo for rent in Hua Hin. Condo newly renovated has A/C, washer/dryer, conv oven, microwave, refrigerator, induction cooker and many cooking utensils. King bed, two recliners, Plasma TV, dvd stereo, computer desk, glass shower and washer/spin dryer. 12,000 baht monthly or 10,000 baht per month for longterm lease, 6 months minimum. Reply to [email protected] or call 089 740 1781.loVelY hoUse For rent on Palm Hills golf course; 20,000 baht per month (min. 6 months). More details on www.luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771

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The cooking sessions are once a month. Each member has a chance to host the group in their home and make dinner for them. There are no guidelines as far as what to cook, as long as the meal is homemade and they provide the recipes. Costs are shared and each member brings their

own drinks.My idea was to regularly gather people who have the same passion; cooking. As there are many nationalities it will be exciting to discover new food cultures and to share recipes. A cooking group is also a social event; cooking together is fun and is an opportunity to make new friends.You do not need to be a chef in order to join the group. Whatever your level of cooking is, most important is that you like cooking, are open to new ideas and are prepared to participate regularly at the members’ cooking sessions.If you are interested in receiving more information you

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Police 191 Crime 195 Fire 199 Traffic Control Centre 197 Highway Police 1193 Tourist Police 1699 Tourist Service Centre 1155 Missing Persons 02 282 1815 Hua Hin Police Station 032 511 027Hua Hin Tourist Police 032 516 219Cha-Am Police Station 032 471 321 Bangkok Hospital Hua Hin 1719Hua Hin Hospital 032 511 743San Paulo Hospital 032 532 576 to 585Hua Hin Red Cross 032 512 567Hua Hin Municipality 032 532433Hua Hin Tessabahn 032 511 047 Hua Hin Immigration Of. 032 520 617Hua Hin Bus Terminal (non air-con) 032 511 230(air-con) 032 511654, 512543Hua Hin Railway Station 032 511 073Tourist Information 032 513 885Hua Hin Electricity 032 512 215Electricity Call Centre 1129Hua Hin Water 032 511 677TOT 032 519 000/001 TOT Call Centre 1100TT&T 032 532 0183BB 032-900020-1, 086-01272733BB Call Centre 1530CAT 032 511 350Alcoholics Anonymous 0870 620 098Narcotics Anonymous 084 314 1928

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inVESTiGaTiOn naTiOnSome of you might have seen the BBC’s ‘Masterchef’ programme, or its’ spin off ‘Celebrity Masterchef’if you haven’t don’t panic, you’re not missing too much and it isn’t essential to this story, which is more to do with our perceptions of vegetarianism.On a recent edition of Celebrity Masterchef, the contestants were given assorted ingredients from which to create a meal. One of them had to make a vegetarian meal, and opted for vegetable stew with suet dumplings.until than i hadn’t realised that you can get vegetarian suet, which somehow doesn’t seem quite right. Like those terrible vegetarian sausages. There is nothing wrong with people not wanting to eat animals, but why do they feel the need to eat things which are made to look like animal products but aren’t? i mean - have you carnivores ever felt the urge to eat a steak made to look like a vegetable? Of course you haven’t.But i was reminded of a story from Thailand, when a customer at an eatery not too far from you ordered a veggie burger. When it arrived the burger was clearly made from beef, so the customer brought the problem to the attention of the waitress, who replied ‘it OK. Cow eat grass.’England has been seeing a spate of anniversaries recently. 10 years since the London bombings, 30 years since the Live aid concerts (where has the time gone!) and also 30 years since that often overlooked fire at Bradford Citys’ football ground, Valley Parade, which claimed 56 lives.One Bradford City fan in the ill fated wooden main stand that day was 12 year old Martin Fletcher, who had gone to the match with his father, brother, grandfather and uncle. Martin was the only one of that family group to go home again. Just four years later, on april 15th 1989, he was also able to walk away from the hillsborough disaster.it wasn’t until 2000 that Martin began to fully investigate the facts surrounding the Bradford City fire, and his book on the subject, ‘56: The Story of the Bradford Fire’, was published earlier this year. although Martin leaves the reader to reach their own conclusion, the facts are disturbing.in 1983, two years before the fire, local businessman Stafford heginbotham had bought the club for just £20,000. Bradford City hadn’t been doing very well. its’ only major trophy win had been the Fa Cup in 1911. But by the time of the fire, at its’ final home game of the season against Lincoln City, Bradford had already secured promotion to Division Two.The promotion meant that long overdue improvements to the ground would finally have to be made. not least to the 74 year old wooden main stand, which West

Yorkshire County Council, amongst other authorities, had expressed safety concerns over just a year earlier.heginbotham had financial difficulties. Bradford City FC was just one of his businesses. Eight other similar fires had occurred at other properties which he owned, and by January 1986 his toy factory was wound up with debts of 5 million pounds in todays money. in total heginbotham received insurance payouts from assorted fires equivalent to 27 million pounds today.Meanwhile the Valley Parade ground was rebuilt after the fire using money from other sources. Grants from West Yorkshire County Council and the Football Grounds improvements Trust, plus a fire insurance payment, which combined actually left the club in credit. in 1987 heginbotham sold his stake for 450,000 pounds, and retired into tax exile in Jersey where he died in 1995.We often criticise investigations carried out by the Thai authorities, forgetting that in the uK investigations can often be sadly lacking. it took many years of campaigning by the families of hillsborough victims before that case was re-opened, which in March this year saw the then Chief Superintendant in charge at the Sheffield/Liverpool match finally admit that he had been at fault. One of the people instrumental in having the hillsborough enquiry re-opened was the MP andy Burnham, who is now calling for a fresh investigation into the Bradford fire.Of course no amount of new evidence or fresh investigations will bring back the victims, which could account for our farang interpretation of the ‘Thai way’, in that Buddhism places a whole different meaning on death. it’s happened, it was meant to happen, and nothing will change that so let’s just get on and not waste time. and there is some sense in that way of thinking. But there is also the ‘saving face’ element in Thai justice which there can be no doubt influences the British justice system as well, and that is what we farang have difficulty with. Because we want to be able to have complete faith that our own systems always work. But although the hillsborough outcome has been a step in the right direction, there is clearly still a long way to go.

‘Fifty-Six: The Story of the Bradford Fire’ is published by Bloomsbury Sport.

Word of the week for once might be useful! a ‘Francolin’ is a large game bird native to africa and South asia, which is similar to a partridge.

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aLFRESCOS, Sam Roi Yod; Every Sunday from 1pm until gone 99 baht Traditional Sunday Roast, good food with live music. Baan SiLaPin aRTiST ViLLaGE, Pala u Road; Jazz Jam Session every Sunday from 7pm.BOBBY’S BaR, Soi 102.; Free Bar B que every Friday from 5pm. when spend 180 bt. Sunday Roast - spend 200 baht on drinks and get it free!.now extended and available from 12.30 to 6.30pm. British Breakfast all day, Only 99 bt. CaPTain DOuGS, Khao Takiab; Every Friday from 7pm BBq plus a beer just 300 baht.DizzY DOLPhin, Soi Samorphong; happy hour every day from 1 - 7pm - Samsong + mixer 40 baht, Wine 55 baht, large domestic beers 65 baht. Live band every Saturday from 8pm. DREaM RESTauRanT & BaR, Soi 88; Every Friday from 6pm Buffet featuring Swedish, Thai and European food, just 279 baht. also have pizzas and kebabs.JOhnnY’S 56, Soi Selekam/Poolsuk; Last Thursday every month fun pub quiz from around 7.30pm.PaSSPORT CaFE, Samorphrong; now open for Breakfasts, Freshly baked bread, Daily Specials and more (see ad p11) SaY ChEESE GuESThOuSE/RESTauRanT, amuaysin Road; Live Jazz every Monday 7 - 10.30pm

SunSET BOuLEVaRD, Khao Takiab; all video, home made fun pub quiz. Third Tuesday of every month (next one 18th august). Bookings for teams of up to 6 are recommended as it is very popular and usually full. 10 rounds including 2 audio visual and 2 table rounds. Complimentary food at half time (chip butties and stew). Call Mike 084 3769438 for more info and for bookings. Sunset Boulevard is 150 metres past the ibis hotel going south on the Takiap Road. ThE aDMiRaL BaR & GRiLL, Damnoernkasem Road; Every month The Comedy Club - contact venue for details and ticketsThE FaT CaT, naresdamri Road; Live Jazz every day (except Sunday) from 7 to 9 pm. Old songs played on cornet and double bass, plus special jazz food menu.TK ROaDhOuSE, Khao Takiab; Monthly Pub quiz; Pie & a Beer 150 ThB special during the football. unCLE BRYn’S (2km past Palm hills north along klong road. Turn left and 200m on left.); Large Chang 55 baht, large Leo 58 baht. Open daily 7am-late. 085 405 6976 (T) 080 197 2072(E)uRBan FuziOn, Soi 61; happy hour every day 3 to 8pm; Beer Buckets - 5 local beers 350 baht; Daily specials.BrItIsh stYle sUNdaY roasts:

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Held every Friday at Palm Hills. Thanks to Robin Heath and Nigel Guest for results. Please contact Robin on [email protected] if you are interested in playing. 17th July 2015No results available

lake VIeW memBers clUBresUlts17th July 2015Stableford Course BC1st Peter Tucker (10) 33pts2nd Mike O’Brien (15) 33pts3rd Mike Lord (12) 32pts

20th July 2015Stableford Course CA1st Steve O’Brien (12) 32pts2nd Michael Daly (21) 31pts3rd Mike Lord (12) 30pts

FIxtUresLake View every Monday, Wednesday, Friday

cha am golF clUBContact: [email protected] events scheduled

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resUlts21st July 2015Sea Pines Stableford 24 entered1st Darren Sellars 40 pts (11) 2nd ‘Mod’ Rea 36 pts (18)3rd Thomas Pagden 35 pts (01)4th John Rea 34 pts (29)

17th July 2015Palm Hills Stableford 25 entered1st ‘Mod’ Rea 36 pts (18)2nd Enrico Carosi 35 pts (19)3rd Robert Bird 33 pts (17)4th Malee Russell 33 pts (24)

FIxtUres28th July Springfield. A/C or A/B Captains Day31st July Majestic Stableford

BUtterFlY rock golF socIetYresUlts15th July 2015Majestic Creek A & B Bogey 33 entered1st Ronnie Thorley 5 up (19)2nd Michael O’Hehir 2 up (22) 3rd Timo Ripatti 1 up (06)4th Richard Denyer All Sq. (12)

13th July 2015Lake View BC Strokeplay 8 entered1st Peter Hayes 83 - 11 = 722nd Dana Lilja 84 - 09 = 753rd Gerry Paget 82 - 06 = 764th Geoff G Batt-Rawden 85 - 06 = 79 FIxtUres27th July 2015 Lakeview A&B Stableford29th July 2015 Black Mountain Stableford

across1 Strip joint needs short skirts (6)4 Thieves boycott song on the radio (8)10 Town gossip in hearing told off (8,7)11 Goose egg, unopened, protecting early cuckoo (7)12 Scottish author given first position (7)13 Girl on a winding road (5)15 Grey lawyer’s suit, short, with plain lining (8)18 Genial theme carelessly avoiding the subject (8)19 Muslim students deported? Name one (5)21 Inability to pick up points on a retreat (7)23 Blend of claret and English syrup (7)25 Blow in me - I still sound awful (15)26 Can Eastern Europeans dance around them? (8)27 Author’s short story about Kempe lacking substance (6)

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resUlts Week 4 17th July 2015Clansmen (19) 7 - 1 (6) Jaew Bar Coopers Beer Garden (8) 1 - 7 (18) Kom Hom Hua Hin Miss You (7) 1 - 7 (19) Lucky Shot A Johnnie’s 56 (6) 1 - 7 (18) Squealing Pig Lucky Shot B (16) 6 - 2 (11) Master Cues Maria Bar 2 (20) 8 - 0 (7) Pa’s Beer Garden Sunset Boulevard (6) 1 - 7 (19) Maria Bar 1 TK Roadhouse (7) 2 - 6 (17) Infinity Bar

leagUe taBleteam P W d l +/- PtsMaria Bar 1 4 4 0 0 18 8Clansmen 4 4 0 0 14 8Squealing Pig 4 3 1 0 16 7Kom Hom 4 3 1 0 12 7Lucky Shot A 4 3 0 1 12 6Infinity Bar 4 3 0 1 8 6Maria Bar 2 4 2 1 1 8 5Lucky Shot B 4 1 1 2 -4 3HHin Miss You 4 1 1 2 -6 3Sunset B’vard 4 1 1 2 -8 3Master Cues 4 1 0 3 -8 2Jaew Bar 4 0 2 2 -8 2Pa’s Beer Grden 4 0 2 2 -10 2TK Roadhouse 4 0 1 3 -8 1Johnnie’s 56 4 0 1 3 -10 1Coopers Br Gdn 4 0 0 4 -26 0

FIxtUresWeek 5 24th July 2015Coopers Beer Garden v Maria Bar 2 Infinity Bar v Hua Hin Miss You Jaew Bar v TK Roadhouse Kom Hom v Lucky Shot B Lucky Shot A v Pa’s Beer Garden Maria Bar 1 v Johnnie’s 56 Master Cues v Sunset Boulevard Squealing Pig v Clansmen

Week 7 31st July 2015*Clansmen v Maria Bar 1 Hua Hin Miss You v Jaew Bar Johnnie’s 56 v Master Cues Lucky Shot B v Coopers Beer Garden Maria Bar 2 v Lucky Shot A Pa’s Beer Garden v Infinity Bar Sunset Boulevard v Kom Hom TK Roadhouse v Squealing Pig

*Please note that this is a Buddhist holiday and the bars will be closed - rearrange fixtures between teams

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resUltsWeek 9 16th July 2015Hua Hin Bar v Dara Bar n/aJaew Bar 9 - 11 Coopers Beer Garden Komhom Bar 9 - 11 Clansmen MasterCues Bar 12 - 8 Casanova’s Monica’s Bar 6 - 14 Bar 80 Saloon Pit’s Cafe 12 - 8 Squealing Pig

leagUe taBleteam P W d l +/- PtsClansmen 9 9 0 0 78 147Pit’s Cafe 9 6 1 2 16 111Squealing Pig 9 5 0 4 18 109Monica’s Bar 9 5 0 4 14 107Bar 80 Saloon 9 5 2 2 6 105Komhom Bar 9 4 0 5 6 101Coopers Br Gdn 9 3 1 5 -16 89Jaew Bar 9 4 0 5 -18 89Dara Bar 8 3 1 4 -2 86MasterCues 9 3 0 6 -26 83Casanova’s 9 1 2 6 -42 73Hua Hin Bar 8 1 1 6 -34 66

FIxtUresNo games scheduled until 6th August

hUa hIN khao takIaB sUPer Pool leagUe resUltsWeek 5 16th July 2015Bobby’s Birds 12 - 8 Bobby’s Boys Drink & Shelter v Exotic Bar n/aLanla Bar 15 - 5 The Dream Maria Bar 12 - 8 Muan Bar 1 Muan Bar 2 17 - 3 The Kiss Mucky Duck 12 - 8 JJ Sport Bar Sasa Bar 10 - 10 Anytime BarTK Roadhouse v Vinyl an Rose n/a

FIxtUres Week 7 30th July 2015 Bobby’s Birds v The Dream Drink & Shelter v Bobby’s Boys Lanla Bar v JJ Sport Bar Muan Bar 2 v Anytime Bar Mucky Duck v Maria Bar Sasa Bar v Vinyl an Rose The Kiss v Exotic Bar TK Roadhouse v Muan Bar 1

leagUe taBleteam P W l +/- PtsLanla Bar 5 5 0 54 77Maria Bar 5 5 0 42 71Mucky Duck 5 4 0 24 62TK Roadhouse 4 4 0 38 59Bobby’s Birds 5 4 1 4 52JJ Sport Bar 5 3 2 4 52Muan Bar 2 4 2 1 20 50Muan Bar 1 5 1 4 -12 44The Kiss 5 2 3 -12 44Vinyl an Rose 4 2 2 -12 34Bobby’s Boys 5 0 5 -32 34The Dream 5 0 5 -32 34Drink & Shelter 4 1 2 -14 33Anytime Bar 5 0 4 -40 30Sasa Bar 3 0 1 -6 27Exotic Bar 3 0 3 -26 17

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resUlts Week 34 22nd July 2015Aussie Bar v The Squealing Pig n/aBeach Hut Bar v Bobby’s Beauties n/aBobby’s Bangers v TK Roadies n/aMaria’s Bar v Monica’s n/aMuan Bar v Jaew Bar n/aSaloon Bar 80 v Clansman n/aSunset Boulevard v Casanova’s n/aTK Roadhouse v The Bridge n/a

leagUe taBleteam P W d l +/- PtsClansman 31 29 1 1 196 59Sunset B’vard 31 23 3 5 116 49Maria’s Bar 30 22 4 4 138 48TK Roadhouse 31 22 2 7 106 46Squealing Pig 31 18 2 11 40 38Muan Bar 30 16 5 9 20 37Saloon Bar 80 31 16 3 12 24 35Dara’s Bar 31 12 10 9 -20 34Monica’s 30 15 3 12 41 33Beach Hut Bar 31 11 4 16 -6 26Bobby’s Bngrs 30 10 4 16 -52 24The Bridge 30 9 3 18 -60 21TK Roadies 31 7 4 20 -81 18Bobby’s B’ties 30 7 3 20 -56 17Aussie Bar 30 6 5 19 -100 17Casanova’s 30 2 4 24 -152 8Jaew Bar 30 3 2 25 -154 8

FIxtUresThe season is over. Final results and table will appear in our next issue on 7th August, and details of the new season will appear here when available.

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resUltsWeek 15 22nd July 2015All Nations GH 14 - 5 Jungle Juice A Buckleys 13 - 6 Chon Bar JW Red 10 - 9 King Bar A Jungle Juice B 11 - 8 JW Black Sabai 7 - 12 Pink Panther Tiger Bar 7 - 12 Limelight

leagUe taBleteam P W l +/- PtsBuckleys 15 13 2 73 26Pink Panther 15 13 2 53 26Jungle Juice B 15 11 4 27 22Limelight 15 11 4 23 22King Bar A 15 9 6 29 18All Nations GH 15 9 6 23 18JW Red 15 6 9 -15 12Jungle Juice A 15 6 9 -43 12Tiger Bar 15 5 10 -17 10Sabai 15 5 10 -21 10JW Black 15 1 14 -57 2Chon Bar 15 1 14 -75 2

FIxtUres Week 16 29th July 2015Chon Bar v JW Red Jungle Juice A v Buckleys JW Black v Sabai King Bar A v Tiger Bar Limelight v Jungle Juice B Pink Panther v All Nations GH

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resUlts Week 22 20th July 2015Jaew Bar v Monicas n/aJNB Bar 11 - 7 Dara Bar Muan Bar 13 - 5 Kom Hom Sa Sa Bar 9 - 9 Bobby’s Birds The Clansmen 6 - 12 TK Roadhouse The Connection v Sunset Boulevard n/aThe Squealing Pig 14 - 4 Waring Bar

leagUe taBleteam P W d l +/- PtsSquealing Pig 22 18 2 2 96 38Muan Bar 21 18 1 2 139 37Dara Bar 22 14 1 7 36 29JNB Bar 21 10 5 6 12 25Bobby’s Birds 22 9 3 10 -22 21Sunset B’vard 20 9 2 9 12 20Kom Hom 22 8 4 10 -6 20Waring Bar 22 10 0 12 -15 20The Clansmen 22 9 2 11 -28 20Sa Sa Bar 19 8 2 9 6 18TK Roadhouse 20 5 4 11 -46 14Monicas 21 5 2 14 -50 12The Connection 20 5 1 14 -60 11Jaew Bar 20 4 1 15 -74 9

FIxtUresWeek 23 27th July 2015Bobby’s Birds v The Squealing Pig Dara Bar v The Clansmen Jaew Bar v The Connection Kom Hom v Sa Sa Bar Monicas v JNB Bar TK Roadhouse v Muan Bar Waring Bar v Sunset Boulevard

Thai Food Deema RestauRant Soi 80 Open 10.30 am to midnight 093 446 8233 (Lena) ALL beers 45 baht ALL day EVERY day

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31st july Due to the buDDhist lent holiDay.

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resUlts cup 21st July 2015Johnny’s 56 v The Clansmen n/aRobins Rest v Hua Hin Miss You 2 n/aHua Hin Miss You 1 v URS TREFF CHA AM n/aJungle Juice v Blue Lagoon n/a

leagUe taBleteam P W d l +/- PtsBlue Lagoon 9 8 0 1 38 16Kom Hom 9 7 1 1 32 15URS TREFF 9 7 0 2 82 14Jungle Juice 9 5 1 3 20 11Johnny’s 56 9 3 3 3 18 9The Clansmen 9 4 1 4 -16 9Mojo’s 8 2 0 6 -30 4HHin Miss You 2 9 2 0 7 -42 4HHin Miss You 1 9 2 0 7 -48 4Robin’s Rest 8 1 0 7 -54 2

FIxtUres Week 10 28th July 2015Blue Lagoon v URS TREFF CHA AM Hua Hin Miss You 1 v The Clansmen Johnny’s 56 v Hua Hin Miss You 2 Jungle Juice v Kom Hom Mojo’s v Robin’s Rest

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The Cha-Am and Hua Hin Hash House Harrier Clubs meet alternate Saturdays for around an hours run/walk in the countryside followed by a social gathering. If you would like to come along then visit the new single website at http://www.h2h3-cah3.com or Facebook at www.facebook.com/H2H3CAH3 for full details and directions. People attending and participating do so entirely at their own risk.NEXT RUN Saturday 25th July 2015 @ 5:00 pmHua Hin H3 Run #311Location: 2.9 km along Sam Phan Nam Floating Market RoadGoogle Map Link: https://goo.gl/maps/NYXY1GPS Coordinates: N 12 28.888, E 99 55.029 (N 12.481470, E 99.917142)From Hua Hin or Cha-Am: map link https://goo.gl/maps/DpW7eMake your way on Phet Kasem Road to and turn into Hua Hin Soi 112. Drive 5.8 km and turn LEFT and continue for 2.9 km passing Sam Phan Nam Floating Market on your right to the run site.HARES: Hugmanannygoat & Blowmedry, Hash Snacks: BlowmedryFees: Male Drinkers ฿200, Female Drinkers ฿150, Teetotalers ฿100, kids ฿50, under 8’s Free). Your effort to bring the CORRECT change would be very much appreciated.ON ON ON: Sabai Sabai Restaurant off Soi 102

Bars / PUBs telePhoNeBobby’s Bar 089 985 7473Dizzy Dolphin 080 652 0531Lucky Shot 086 178 1550The Clansmen 092 787 4277

accommodatIoN telePhoNeAll Nations Guesthouse 032 512747Victor Guesthouse 032 511564

sPorts & leIsUre telePhoNeChill Chill Massage 080 018 3996The Dartman 087 155 7737Go Kart Hua Hin 032 547 199

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ProPertY telePhoNeHot Property 032 533 533Lucky Real Estate 082 298 0500RE/MAX Harmony 032 511 740Smart House Valley 087 108 9582Sopha Land and Houses 083 324 0907

serVIces & other telePhoNeLegal Services Hua Hin 084 881 8396Safe Storage 092 927 7207Siam Consulting 032 512075thai-health.com

restaUraNts/ Food telePhoNeAll In Hua Hin 032 530067British Breakfast Foods 087 155 7737Buffalo Tavern 032 530087Deema Restaurant 093 446 8233Hua Hin Ham & Bacon 032 513144La Terrasse 032 511393Let’s Eat 082 248 0345Passport Cafe 093 139 9655Red Piano 032 900510S & S Indian 081 455 5298

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FIxtUres26th July 2015Hua Hin City v Nonthaburi

thaI dIVIsIoN 2 ceNtral & WesterN regIoN leagUe taBleteam P W d l gd PtsSamut Sakhon 15 11 2 2 +20 35Simork 15 8 6 1 +15 30Hua Hin 15 8 5 2 +13 29Thonburi City 15 9 1 5 +11 28Krung Thonburi 15 8 4 3 +8 28Raj Pracha 15 7 4 4 +6 25J.W. Police 14 5 4 5 0 19Grakcu Tabfah 14 4 4 6 −3 16Globlex TWD 15 3 4 8 −9 13Phetchaburi 15 3 4 8 −10 13Pathum Thani 14 3 3 8 −20 12Ratchaphruek 15 3 1 11 −13 10Nonthaburi 15 2 2 11 −18 8

Hua Hin City Football Club is the local professional team for the area formed in 2011. They currently play their home matches at the Kai Tanarat Stadium in Pranburi, but a new stadium is currently under construction in Khao Takiab, and is expected to be completed within the next few months.

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The “mystery” signing Manchester United manager Louis van Gaal says he will be making this summer looks to be Juventus’s 30-year-old Spanish striker Fernando Llorente. (Daily Mirror) The Red Devils want Real Madrid defender Sergio Ramos, 29, and goalkeeper Keylor Navas, 28 - or £28m in cash - in exchange for keeper David De Gea, 24. (Marca) Real Madrid president Florentino Perez will have talks with Ramos, who has verbally agreed on a salary with United were he to move to Old Trafford. (As.com) Meanwhile, United’s Danish goalkeeper Anders Lindegaard, 31, will see out the remaining year of his contract, despite the imminent arrival of Argentina international Sergio Romero. (Daily Star) Bayern Munich captain Philipp Lahm admits striker Thomas Muller, 25, could follow Bastian Schweinsteiger to Manchester United after the Old Trafford club were linked with a move for the Germany international. (Evening Standard) Paris St-Germain have stepped up efforts to sign winger Angel Di Maria, 27, before the Argentine flies to the United States to begin his pre-season preparations. (Telegraph) Manchester City midfielder Samir Nasri, 28, has condemned the “stupid” fans who booed new signing Raheem Sterling, 20, on his Manchester City debut in a friendly against Roma. (Manchester Evening News) Liverpool defender Kolo Toure, 34, believes the £32.5m signing of Aston Villa striker Christian Benteke, 24, will transform the Reds into serious contenders in the Premier League this season. (Liverpool Echo) Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho has conceded that Chelsea may have to pay extraordinary money for Everton’s 21-year-old

centre-back John Stones. (Daily Mail) Newcastle United have not written off their hopes of signing Marseille winger Florian Thauvin, 22, this summer. (Newcastle Chronicle) West Ham are close to signing midfielder Manuel Lanzini, 22, on a season-long loan deal from Argentine side River Plate. (Evening Standard) The Hammers could also move for veteran midfielder Esteban Cambiasso, 35, who has announced he will not be accepting Leicester City’s offer of a new contract. (Mirror) Roma are in talks with Arsenal’s Polish goalkeeper Wojciech Szczesny, 25, over a one-year loan move, with a view to a permanent deal. (Talksport) The Gunners look like missing out on forward Julian Draxler, 21, after Juventus made a bid of around £17.5m to Schalke for the German. (Goal.com) Tottenham have made a bid of £7m for Lyon’s 21-year-old forward Clinton N’Jie who scored eight goals for the French side last season. (Daily Star) Middle East side Al Ahli have offered £6m to Swansea for 29-year-old striker Bafetimbi Gomis and could offer the Frenchman a hefty contract. (Daily Mirror) Watford are set to announce the signing of Napoli defender Miguel Britos, 30. (Watford Observer) Norwich boss Alex Neil says attracting players to his newly promoted side has proved “difficult” this summer. (Norwich Evening News) Queens Park Rangers goalkeeper Alex McCarthy, 25, is thought to be on the brink of a move to Crystal Palace after being pictured in London with the Eagles’ head of sports medicine, Zafar Iqbal. (Croydon Advertiser)

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shock anD awe

EnGLanDThe Australian cricket team has been deported under anti-terror legislation, we can report this morning.The government is reported to have rushed through a legal amendment last night identifying the greatest threats to Britain as al-Qaeda, ISIS, and the Baggy Greens.The move came after the Kangaroos devastated an England team who were described as ‘completely harmless and had done nothing to provoke such an attack’.The team was rounded up in a dawn raid after evidence emerged they were planning further ‘shock and awe’ atrocities at Edgbaston next week.“The defining feature of terrorism is that it strikes fear and misery into the heart of an

australian cricket team deported under anti-terror legislation

Left: Mitchell Johnson contemplates another terrorist plot involving shoving and places

where the sun doesn’t shine


unprepared foe”, we were told.“That totally applies to what Mitchell Johnson did to poor, poor Joe Root.”“We’ve asked for a UN resolution declaring his fast bowling a weapon of mass destruction.”The security services have been criticised for failing to see the attack coming, with critics pointing out that Australia have form including an arson attack on a wicket in 1882.It is now hoped the England team can begin the process of recovery by sloshing wildly at anything which looks vaguely like a ball.Anti-terror experts have claimed members of the Australian team were radicalised after witnessing their countrymen get their arses thrashed off them during the 2012 Olympics.


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