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ForewordWelcome dead boys(Ghouls) to our second issue of Dead and Cold fun Magazine. As you not did enjoy

your life on this Earth you might enjoy this magazine in your coffins.

The magazine gives basic information of the movements and ongoing protests. Hope you enjoy this and remember TAKE IT SERIOUSLY not as a joke.

Also do not share its contents with the living.Qudratullah FarazFounder of SFO

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Acknowledgments I Qudratullah Faraz acknowledge that I decided to make

the second issue of Dead and Cold Fun Magazine. I acknowledge that I have not utilized all of my brain and all

of my holidays on this magazine.The pictures and information have been taken from a

variety of sources.

I am not sorry and will never be sorry if your boredom does not go after reading this magazine. Lastly I order you to write me a THANK YOU NOTE for this cool cold magazine.

Qudratullah FarazSFO Founder

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Magazine Development Committee

Head guy:-QFChief Advisors:-SZA , OAA & SMSOther Advisors:-NONEEverything Else:-QF

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Contentsi.Foreward

ii.Acknowledgementsiii.Magazine Development Committee

iv.Contentents

I don’t have to tell you everything DO I?

SEE THE REST BY YOURSELFYou are welcome not with peace but with voilence.

Lets begin with a bit of information about the

movements.

R.K.LAXMAN ZINDABAD!

HEAVY BAGS MURDABAD!

Started on 24th of October 2011 A.D in International Indian School Jeddah QHBM is a significant step towards reducing the physical burden of students

back which leads to pain and bone deformation.

Heavy bags are so much pain. A long article have been written but shown to only few as SFO does not trust anyone. However, you can read a moderate

article on :// . .http sfostd weebly com .

QUIT HEAVY BAGS MOVEMENT

Anti-Theory based Education Movement

Anti-Theory based Education Movement was started by SFO on 7th May 2012 A.D. This movement aims to reduce

mental burden on students. Students must be taught through experimentation and activities not only theory.

Activity based education shall be introduced.SFO recommends the following steps:

•Reduction in slybuss•The aim of education shall be changed from “covering

the portion” to “understanding”•Textbooks must be revised and republished.•Activity based education shall be introduced.

Anti-UA movementAs you might know Uranus under C.M.Arhsad sent his

force to capture Earth through infection the movement aims do its utmost to destroy their fleet and establish dictatorship in Uranus instead of the

present democracy along with its allies Mars, Saturn and Cresses .

Quit Lokpal movementThis movement aims to quit the Lokpal bill which team Anna is

trying to pass. It is due to the following reasons:•Students will have to learn about the powers of the ministers.•Those who have already learnt the powers of P.M, H.M, etc.

will have to re-learn it after modification.• students have to learn the names of the ministers appointed.

•Books will become more heavy.

Anyway, the other point is that what is the GUARANTEE that the ministers appointed will be non-corrupt? We suggest Team

Anna to make a political party and contest elections. If the majority is with them they can pass the bill after coming in Lok

Sabha.

Quit Question movementStarted by Saleem Agency this movement is a very

important one and will help to save time energy ink paper and trees.

The movement asks what is the use of writing the questions in notebook when it is already written in

the text book?

THINK ABOUT IT. WHAT DO YOU SAY?????????????

Anti outer bags theory movement

Anti outer bags theory is not to place your bags outside class during exams which causes overcrowding pushing

falling and lack of oxygen.THIS IS SERIOUS AND MUST BE

STOPPED TO AVOID INJURIES AND DEATHS!

Quit FA SA system movement

This is a stupid system and must be removed . Some policies are good while most are stupid. What is the

use of making model of cell? or atomic arrangement?

Non-Corporation MovementThis movement is to pressurize the school to accept our demands. It

include:Do not buy books from school.Bring lunch from home or baqala

not from canteen.

YUCCY YUMMY SPECIES!Courtesy of UA to share their recipes. Last tome it was lizard

special, this time it is FROG.

1.Frog/Toad Biryani

You will need:1.1 kg basmati rice

500 ml water

5150 ml oil {KEROSENE}

Rusted iron mixing bowl

White oats 100g

350 ml petrol

Lighter

Cooker

&FROGS OR TOADS!

Procedure

1.Boil 1 kg basmati rice in 500 ml water.

2.Add 100g white oats to it.

3.Fry as much frogs/toads as you like in a cooker using 150 ml

kerosene.

In a rusted iron mixing bowl mix the mixture obtained in step 2 & 3.

5.Sprinkle 350 ml petrol on it and use a lighter to burn it for 3 seconds.

6.Use kerosene to put off fire.

Serve with cold crunchy ice & sauce.

II -Frog soupquite easy to make in our method

You need

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1.2 liter water

500 ml kerosene

5 frogs/toads

1 liter mango ice cream

Platinum bowl

Fairy dishwashing Liquid

Procedure:

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Smash and Squish the frog/toad to obtain a thick paste.

Boil it in 2 liter water

Add 500 ml kerosene after 100 minutes of boiling.

Make a paste of mango ice-cream and dishwashing liquid.

After 15 minutes of step(3) add to it the mixture obtained in Step(4) .

Smells awesome!

Serve hot in bowl

ENJO

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1.Go to Baqala.2.Buy Noodles.3.Come back home.4.Turn around the noodles packet.

5.The recipe is written. FOLLOW IT !

How to make noodles?(recipe) by Omar Abdul Aziz

SFO fan club pack #2Another golden chance for all of you! For the Fan Club Pack 1 only Zaid applied and he will be getting aliens from Saturn by

3071 AD. This pack is much more cool. It contains :Heavy BagsZipper TagGame Sheets

Glow in the dark penSupernatural ball

WalletNotepad

FolderNewslettersLatest Articles

AliensAnd everything STUDENTS!

The next slide contains 2 pictures.

Find 5 differences between them…

Here is a puzzle for you to solve!

I II

Now time for JOKES

After a surprising scare

Biju Sir: Why did Edison invent Bulb?Syed Zaid Ahmed(47):Because He was afraid of dark.

Haris Sir: Why does sound comeWater boils?Omar Abdul Aziz(20):It is the Shout and cries of the germsWho die due to boiling.

Person 1:How many times youShave in a day?Person 2:40-50 times.Person 1:Are you mad?Person 2:No, I am a barber.

A boy used to trouble his neighbour's dog. Once the neighbour told him that If you pull my dog’s leg I will pull yours. If you press my dog’s neck I will press yours. The boy asked: “What will you do if I pull your dog’s tail?”

There was no one except a parrot in the house when Milkman came. Milkman pressed the bell.Parrot:Who’s there?Milkman:MilkmanParrot:Who’s there?Milkman:MilkmanWhen this was repeated several times the milkman asked: “Who are you?”Parrot:Milkman.

“Never support UPA”---QF

Oh yeah, I just remembered A really cool game.You might

It boring at first but as you Move ahead it will be cool.

RULES

Move inside the red lines. If You get out start again.

The numbers give the success Level.

Start

End

Hee Hee Hee SCARED YOU right?

ANY WAY HOPE YOU HAD A GOOD TIME.SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITINGFOR???GO AND MAKE THE DISHES!