Room 108’s Joke Book

2012

SarahWhat is an

ant’s favorite kind of movie?

Sarah

A romMANCE ! Heh-heh. Get it?

Alida

A rooster lays an egg on the top of the barn. Which way does the egg roll down?

Alida

Roosters don’t lay eggs!

Alyse

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Alyse

Because it was feeling crummy

JacobWhat drink do wrestlers?

like?

Jacob

Fruit punch

Carly

Why was the chicken afraid of the chicken?

Carly

Because he was chicken!

Sophia

What’s the best way to call a T-Rex?

Sophia

Long distance

Kolin

Why did the dog cross the road?

Kolin

There was a delicious bone.

Ella

How do hens stay fit?

Ella

They always eggs-ercise!

Justin

Why did Tigger look in the toilet?

Justin

He was looking for pooh!

Preston

What did the baby chick say when his toy broke?

Preston

Cheap cheap cheap!

Cayla

What did one tomato say

to the other tomato?

Cayla

Let’s ketchup later.

MelodyWhat did

Delaware?

MelodyA brand New

Jersey

Traye

What do you say if you don’t do your homework?

Traye

I cant get in trouble for something I didn’t do.

Nicholas

Why did the hippo eat his food?

Nicholas

Because he was hungry.

Shayla

What do cats like on hotdogs?

Shayla

Mouse stered

ALDINWhy did the teacher wear

sunglasses to school?

Aldin

She had bright students.

FrankWhat does an old man do

in a chair with wheels on it?

Frank

Rock n Roll

Kylie

What is a dog’s favorite pizza?

Kylie

PUP-peroni

Selena

How do you make a tissue dance?

Selena

• Put a little boogy in it.

Gabby

Why did the chicken go on the computer?

Gabby

He wanted to play a game.

SimeonWhy did the man dance

in front of the bottle?

Simeon

It said twist to open

Marc

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Marc

Because 7 ate 9

Paige

What do you call a very important pig?

Paige

Big wig pig

Colin

Why did the football go to the bank?

colinTo get his

quarterback.

Karina

What’s black and white and read all over?

Karina

A newspaper

Emilio

What did the dad sheep say to the son sheep

Emilio

It is time for your baaaath