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MENS SANA IN CORPORE SANO ( Physically knackered, mentally deficient )

UTTERLY MISMANAGED BY:

BRB FRB Run

HASH TRASH Motto: Truth is optional

MISMANAGEMENT COMMITTEE PHONE

Grand Master Bob “BoBo” Thomas 09 253 852 387

Joint-Master Aruna “Ain’t Ze Bush” Gunawardena 09 261 997 108

Joint-Mattress Susanne “Comatose” van Lieshout 09 250 224 076

RA Danny “Premature Ejaculation” McCamlie 09 972 568 077

Hash Web Nerd Adrienne “Virginal Discharge” Grove 09 263 665 114

Hash Cash Nick “Little Boy” Edwards 09 454 125 136

Hash Moosic Nicholas “Dirty Choirboy” Ramsden 09 254 280 361

Hash Horn Vacant

Hash Sniff Brooks Tait

Hash Flash Elena “Sister Belinda” Meteleva 09

Hash Piss Midgie “Raza Gaha Hasha” Ye Aung 09 503 6637

Hash Piss’ Wench Thida “Cat Walker” Tin Lwin-Jones

Hasherdabberer José “Broobs” Vahl 09 250 233 896

Trail Master Ohn Tin “Gigolo Joe” Oo 09 540 7598

“Strictly Distribution to Members Only”

MEMBERS PARTICIPATE ENTIRELY AT THEIR OWN MENTAL, PHYSICAL AND ANY OTHER RISK.

YH3 meets at 14:45 every Saturday at main entrance to Yangon University on University Avenue, near Hledan Junction, and leaves for the run site at 15:00 prompt.

HASH FEES: Expat: 5000 Kyat Expat Horrors (Under 13): 2500 Kyat Nationals: 4000 Kyat National Horrors (Under 13): 2000 Kyat

RECEDING HARELINE:

Date: 29 July ‘17 Run No. 1538

Circle

RUN NO. DATE WHAT IS IT ABOUT? HARE / CO-HARE:

1538 29 Jul '17 Emergency Haring Premature Ejaculation and Anti-Climax

1539 5 Aug '17 Cumming Apart Run Premature Ejaculation and Anti-Climax

1540 12 Aug '17 Escape to Freedom Run Prison Break

1541 19 Aug '17 A Very Vocal Hash Titty Titty Bling Bling and Dirty Choirboy

1542 26 Aug '17

1543 2 Sep '17

1544 9 Sep '17

1545 16 Sep '17

YH3 HASH TRASH Run No. 1538 Date: 29

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All the lies fit to print. Members read at your own risk!!

ON ON ON ON ON ON ON ON ON ON ON ON ON ON ON ON ON ON ON ON ON

Up to two Hares run for free

For each Hash, up to two Hares/Rabbits will be allowed to run/walk for free. This is meant

to encourage Hashers to volunteer to set Hashes and is recognition of the amount of work

involved.

Tales from the Trail

Hash Re-Run No. 1538 (An Emergency Hare Run)

Hares: Premature Ejaculation and Anti-Climax Rabbit: Jeremy Bruce

Venue: Malhika Condo, Yadanar Road, Thingangyun Township

Runners: 45

Weather: Rain, rain and more rain

Time/Distance: 1 h 10 min / 9.5 km incorporating one Beer Stop.

Distance: 9.51 km

This run was originally slated to be Hared by Rainbow Balls and Finger in the Dijk but

Rainbow Balls cried off at the last minute citing a near-death experience due to man-flu.

So Premature Ejaculation and Anti-Climax stepped in as emergency Hares despite the

fact that they were slated to be the Hares on the following week. They in turn roped in

Virgin Hare Jeremy Bruce and the world was saved.

Beginning at Malhika Condo and ending at AMD's offices. It was torrential rain from

beginning to end but there was a fair amount of paper and chalk so no less chaotic than

usual, according to Scot No Balls.

He went on to say, “The FRBs were mainly that silver haired fellow with the pencil beard

and Bouncing Balls. There was speculation that Bouncing Balls was performing so well

because he hadn't seen Fanny that morning. I'm not being vulgar, Fanny being the name of

his newish French girlfriend. It was difficult for there to be much interaction between

hashers because of the aforementioned torrential downpour the entire run.”

And that, dear Reader, is about the sum total of the information gleaned by the GM from

his distant temporary abode. However, Broobs did take some notes in the Circle and her

musings have been interpreted by the GM in the following section.

It appears that there were insufficient shenanigens on the run and so it was decided that

bestowing Hash Names on a few people would keep the pack amused in between drinking

pints of beer.

Any little candid secrets you’d like to share with the members? Let OnSec know, he’s very discreet.


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The approximate route of Run 1538 As recorded by Scot No Balls

[Scale: 1:25,000 or 4 cm 1 km]


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The Circle

Hares: Premature Ejaculation, Anti Climax & Jeremy Bruce

Virgins: Anne Goodman from USA (came with Theo) and Sohpie Chan from France

(also with Theo)

Returnees: Jessica Lee, Als Scrope, Peter Novac and Blah Blah.

Dirty Choir Boy charged Weedwanker and Enrico for talking during Circle.

Blah Blah charged Bouncing Balls for using a real name.

Soundous charged Virginal Discharge for smoking in the circle.

Premature Ejaculation charged Raza Gaha Hasha for parking beer stop in wrong

spot.

Blah Blah charged Lex Herzog for not checking.

Maria Phallus charged Nat Sanchez to acknowledge her last run.

Bouncing Balls charged Jeremy for cumming in the circle (paint on shorts) and being a

virgin Hare.

Maria Phallus charged Scot No Balls for having balls.

Premature Ejaculation charged Gigolo Joe and Diarrhoea for talking.

Then we did a birthday toast to A.S. Gispert and one to the GM because we miss him

(video on Facebook - please note we didn't get into personal details, just said we

wanted to send you a video because we miss him)

Namings

Premature Ejaculation went crazy and decided in honour of the birthday we should have a

mass naming. Here's what transpired:

Soundous is hereinafter called Six Dirty Tongues

Richard Tracey is Jimi Hendicks

War War Tracey is Sew Sew Scandalous

Paul Roelofsen is Wolverine

The On On On

… was at Bondi Bar on 52nd Street where they gave us beer and burger for 10,000 kyat.

Future Regional Hash Events:

Sydney H3 50th Anniversary Sydney, Australia 17 to 25 Sep 2017 Hobart H3 50th Anniversary Hobart, Australia 27 Sep – 2 Oct 2017 Mekong Indochina Hash XIX Vientiane, Laos 3 to 5 Nov 2017 Interhash 2018 Nadi, Fiji 25 to 27 May 2018 80th Birthday of Mother Hash Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia 14 to 16 Sep 2018


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The 1538th Run in Pictures © Raza Gaha Hasha and Premature Ejaculation

Snap!

Hares

Returnees

Snap!

Pack Beer Stop


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Hash Humour

From the “Scottish Sunday Herald” TV guide

… a preview of the Trump inauguration.

Scarily prescient!

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