The How-To Legacy

Volume Nine – Apartment Life(Brought to you by finales)

STEP ONE: RETURN TO LOT

STEP TWO: REALLY SHOW WHAT THE FINAL SPOUSE LOOKS LIKEHave Zoe sneer

STEP THREE: HAVE G7 HEIR DIEBye Sebastian. Dead at 85.

STEP FOUR: TODDLER ADELAIDE

STEP FIVE: JUST PLAY

STEP SIX: WORK ON A SPARE

STEP SEVEN: CUDDLE

STEP EIGHT: MAKE POOP

STEP NINE: PREP FOR FINAL BABY

STEP TEN: WASTE TIME BUILDING A CAR

STEP ELEVEN: CHILD ADELAIDE

STEP TWELVE: HAVE AN AMAZING JAWLINE AND CHEEKBONES

STEP THIRTEEN: TRIMESTER TWO

STEP FOURTEEN: COMPLETE THE SHIT-MOBILE

STEP FIFTEEN: TEACH KIDS HOW TO DO HOMEWORK

STEP SIXTEEN: GIVE BIRTH TO SPAREMeet Noel Legacy. 5/2/7/2/10

STEP SEVENTEEN: COMPLETE LTW

STEP EIGHTEEN: TODDLER NOEL

STEP NINETEEN: GO CRAZY

STEP TWENTY: DO EVERYTHING YOU HAVE TO DO TO FINISH THE LEGACY

STEP TWENTY-ONE: SEND THE BIGFOOT OUTSIDE

STEP TWENTY-TWO: HAVE THE BIGFOOT DIERIP Alvin, dead at 76

STEP TWENTY-THREE: START FILLING UP THE TOP LEVEL OF THE MAUSOLEUM

STEP TWENTY-FOUR: MAKE THE MOST OUT OF THE TODDLER YEARS

STEP TWENTY-FIVE: CHILD NOEL

STEP TWENTY-SIX: BEFRIEND SISTER

STEP TWENTY-SEVEN: SHOVE SELF IN UNUSED CORNER OF HOUSE

STEP TWENTY-EIGHT: REFLECT UNHEALTHY GLOW OF COMPUTER SCREEN

STEP TWENTY-NINE: BECOME A TEENAGERAdelaide rolled popularity and wants to be the law. She likes jewellery and logic, but not cologne. Her hobby is fitness.

STEP THIRTY: HAVE YOUR FACE STICK

STEP THIRTY-ONE: BLAH BLAH BLAH

STEP THIRTY-TWO: EARN UNNECESSARY SCHOLARSHIPS

STEP THIRTY-THREE: HAVE ONE LAST DANCE

STEP THIRTY-FOUR: START SAYING GOODBYE TO G8Zoe died at age 68

STEP THIRTY-FIVE: HAVE A FEW LAST HAUNTINGS

STEP THIRTY-SIX: REMEMBER YOU HAVE A CAREER OBJECT TO PUT OUTThis happened well after Cosima quit her job. I already have more than a million; it feels weird.

STEP THIRTY-SEVEN: TEEN NOELRolled family, wants to graduate three kids. Likes red hair and athletic skill, hates charisma. Hobby is tinkering.

STEP THIRTY-EIGHT: LOOK LIKE A TEEN WOLF

STEP THIRTY-NINE: TRY AND FIND A WITCH

STEP FORTY: FIND A WITCHWith a glitch

STEP FORTY-ONE: RHYMES WITH WITCH

STEP FORTY-TWO: BECOME A WITCH

STEP FORTY-THREE: BE A BITCHOf a witch

STEP FORTY-FOUR: FLY

STEP FORTY-FIVE: BECOME MORE NEUTRALI loved Makin’ Magic for the Sims 1, and I love the witches in Apartment Life. Only real reason to get the EP.

STEP FORTY-SIX: ATTRACT CATS

STEP FORTY-SEVEN: USE MAGIC TO BE LAZY

STEP FORTY-EIGHT: IGNORE GHOST TO MAKE A FAMILIARThat’s Conan

STEP FORTY-NINE: TEACH CONAN TO POTTY

STEP FIFTY: CONAN LEARNS TO POTTYI then sent him away. Bye Conan

STEP FIFTY-ONE: MAX OUT WITCH SKILLS

STEP FIFTY-TWO: SEND THE WITCH TO COLLEGE

STEP FIFTY-THREE: THE FAKE WOLF HAS A FIRST KISS

STEP FIFTY-FOUR: SAY GOODBYE TO G8Bye Jonathan. Dead at 85.

STEP FIFTY-FIVE: MAKE IT PERMANENT AUTUMN AT THE LEGACY HOUSE

STEP FIFTY-SIX: G9 ARE ELDERS

STEP FIFTY-SEVEN: SEND NOEL TO COLLEGE

STEP FIFTY-EIGHT: FINISH THE LEGACYBoth G10 kids are technically adults, so I am done this challenge.

Ten generations complete. It took me about two weeks to play, give or take. Final rundown:

Veronica Legacy + Joe CarrTaylor Legacy + Kaylynn Langerak (SPARE: Theodore)Andrea Legacy + Zaitrarrio Larrea (SPARES: Patrick, Renee)Wright Legacy + Lee Kauker (SPARES: Aaron, Elijah, Nicholas)Mackenzie Legacy + Count Venkat Garth (SPARES: Ariel, Madison, Justine)Rose Legacy + Gary Patch (SPARE: Violet)Sebastian Legacy + Aliens (SPARES: Siobhan, Travis in alterna-verse), + Alvin Bigfoot living inJonathan Legacy + Zoe Barrett (SPARE: Average)Cosima Legacy + Finn Alee (SPARES: Max, Oliver, Daniel)Adelaide Legacy and Noel Legacy

Um… it was fun… Ok, bye,Rex