A Very Italian Selfacy

Chapter 3:Surprise!

Hello and welcome back to A Very Italian Selfacy!When we last left off the generation A kids had started college and taken a group photo.The second I let them stop posing this happened.Arianna! You’re meant to be a sweet family sim, what are you doing flirting with your little sisters boyfriend?!Arianna: Oh he’s just so...sexily Hispanic...Sigh, thanks ACR. Thankfully Alisa seemed too shocked to have a fit about what was going on in front of her eyes. I’ll have to keep my eye on Arianna methinks.

And as if that wasn’t enough, Agosto! What happened to your beautiful hair?!! D:Agosto: Umm, not available for young adults apparently.But...it was so swishy T__T

So while family sims are flirting with people they REALLY shouldn’t, romance sims are being too choosy.Mr 20 lovers here isn’t attracted to a single girl in this dorm. See I like to let my sims have a say in their romantic interests but every time I let Agosto scope the room he just shrugs at everyone....Oh no.AGOSTO! You got the ‘meh’ gene from your father didn’t you? D:Look at him, politely trying to look interested in this dormie girl, who by the way will throw pretty heirs Agosto...Agosto: Meh.

Amadora on the other hand, fortune sim extraordinaire, wins her man with force.Amadora: So, I’m fortune. That means if you wanna date me you have to buy me nice things. Like pearl necklaces.

Dormie Boy: Ok pretty lady, how about some matching shoes too?Amadora: Ahmagad! You are perfect dormie boy!!

Huh, figures.

The only girls Agosto likes are...these.-shudders-Even my pretty custom skin isn’t doing anything for that face, she’s just...I’m speechless.Agosto: But she’s hot!! :D

No Agosto, no she is not.As punishment you have to greet the witch. I think I’ll have myself some fun seeing as how you’re being so DIFFICULT.

Awww poor ginger dude, I didn’t even know the unsavoury charlatan could go to campus.

Poor guy, look at him, just...aww.I might make him a placeholder or something, to try and make his life worthwhile again.

And then US started doing greedy little hand gestures near my heir.NO! Don’t you dare steal from him you fiend! He is from the only family EVER I have not motherloded. I swear if you pickpocket him I will find a way to get into this game and kick your butt.Also, Agosto was refusing the befriend the witch. This sim is doing my head in being so difficult.

Agosto: Maybe if I stand here long enough facing the heavens an angel will fall into my arms!

Ummm, I don’t think so hun. Let’s get you back to the dorms, you have to go to class soon and you’re almost starved.

Meanwhile, Arianna the shamless harlot sweet family sim has found her own man.Good for her. Maybe now I won’t have to monitor her every thought bubble.

Awwww, they had a dream date.Remington: Roses for my lady... –lovestruck sigh-

Alii is phoning EVERY day to check up on the kids.Alisa: Yes mum we’re fine! Parties? No, no, everyone is sitting behind me studying as I speak.

Yeah right, no one has even seen a homework assignment yet. You lot and your sheer amount of influence points. I’m so proud :’)

Aaaand thanks to ACR Amadora scored her first kiss with a guy I hadn’t even seen before while his door portrait looks on with approval.But hey, if that’s who she chooses then that’s who she chooses. Who am I to interfere with the course of true love?

Obviously these two really have something going on, the little hearts had barely disappeared from around them and they were making out.At this point I found I had a 3 bolt couple on my hands...oh joy. I have years of stalking to put up with.

So, he moved in. His name is Vincent and his hand glitched like that for the rest of his time at college O__oVincent: Say hi to Mr Lefty creator!I’m alright you know Vincent, I think I’ll pass. This guy seems like axe murderer material if you ask me...

THEN A MIRACLE HAPPENED.Agosto actually heart farted a girl! A girl who lives in the dorm no less!I nearly fainted with shock.Agosto: Mmm, that Sadie sure is a babe. Look at her studying hard, sexy!

-resists urge to make joke about giving her something hard to study-PG13 Alii, PG 13.

Aww look at her, stood outside his door. She had a thought bubble of him too. I get the feeling this is meant to be.She’s got a nice face too, so now I can just chill and play lazily without having to worry about a spouse.Yaaay :D

Agosto is the first sim I’ve seen do the romance sim strut.I squirted coke out my nose when I saw this, state of him.Having said that he is abit of a hunk, what sim lady could resist his angelic, innocent little face?I will spare you the grisly details but...

Sadie moved in!She’s a family sim, so I am gobsmacked she has 2 bolts with Agosto. They MUST be made for each other.I am so happy with how easy this is.

Arianna: Oh Remington, this feeling, I don’t think it’s just the tingly feeling of person person plus plus...

Arianna: Or even the tingly feeling of having just gone steady with you. Remington I love you, will you marry me?!Remington: Squee!

Remington: Of course I will you sexy thing!Arianna: -does scarily happy face-

Alisa: So Daniel, we’ve been dating since I was 14. I don’t really have a speech prepared but you must have known this was inevitable, marry me?Daniel: Well, weird as it will be for your mum to have a son-in-law with the same name as her brother, why not!

Romance was obviously in the air because then I heard the lovehearts go a flying and it was Sadie falling for my heir.Aww poor thing, I really like her. I feel bad that she’ll be subject to having Agosto’s kids while he’s out romancing the town.

But then I got my first surprise of this chapter, something amazing happened...

Agosto: Baby, I have something to ask you...That’s right, Agosto, the romance sim with a strut, actually rolled up the want to propose!And it was to the right girl!In all my 5 ish years of playing The Sims this is the first time I have seen one completely defy their aspiration.Tears of joy were shed.

Sadie: Oh Agosto! I can’t believe this is happening, am I dreaming? Of course I’ll marry you!

All feelings of guilt at having her marry Agosto have just vanished, he actually wants it!And away too went the feelings of annoyance towards Agosto being difficult. He must have just been going through a phase.

OMG.As if rolling the want wasn’t enough he then goes and gets a BLUE ring.A POSITIVE memory of engagement, for a ROMANCE sim!I am truly in shock.

Alii phoned him straight away, I think she was just as surprised as I was.

Vincen’t arm was still glitched into a crazy talking-with-hand pose.Even the customary cafeteria worker dorm fire didn’t fix it

He even managed to impale Amadora on his arm.D:

But she obviously wasn’t all that bothered about being a shish kabob because love was in the air, quite literally.

And she decided to be the last of her siblings to get engaged!Vincent is a bit slow as well as crazy I think, you’re not meant to eat/inhale the ring babe....

ACR was still doing it’s magic, and all the kids were getting some lovin’.Agosto&Sadie: Woohoo!!!Yes, quite.But then I got my second shock of the chapter...

Yes, that innocent college woohoo had an unexpected outcome.CURSE YOU INTEEN & ACR!!

I’m joking, I love that this happened. It gave me something to write about. I had forgotten how booooring college is to play.

With a possible heir on the way Agosto and Sadie had to get married.There was nothing to do except grow him up into the most vomit-inducing outfit that came with nightlife and kick him off campus, along with his fianceé.Oh, and he also rolled the want to marry Sadie as soon as he grew up, I think he and Arianna got their aspirations mixed.

Alii was of course happy to see her youngest baby again, regardless of the circumstances and gave him a big hug.

I’m going to cry so much when she dies. D:

Look! They dance together!This is by far the cutest family I have ever played, let us not forget Stu being adorable as the kids were growing up.

The next day a wedding was held, with a groom in questionable formal wear and a bride about to pop.

Agosto: Sadie, although I am romance I actually want to put this ring on your finger, as much as I did the other. I have yet to roll a want for anyone but you or even find anyone else attractive. That doesn’t look like the back end of a bus anyway.Sadie: Awww :D

And so ended the first legacy wedding and they became the second Mr & Mrs Costello.Woop :DSadieFamily sim LTW Have 6 grandchildrenCancer 6/3/6/4/6Red hair, brown eyes

It appears the groom wasn’t the only was with questionable formal wear...Must be a family thing.

And then OH MY GOD.Agosto the ‘romance’ sim rolled the want to have a baby!And look at that, no woohoo related wants or wants for anyone inappropriate.I do not make this stuff up people!I may as well stick his head the Re-Nu-Yu orb and change his aspiration right now.

But of course he is a cake smasher, but then it looks like Sadie is loving it.

Careful with that hamster cheek look though Sadie, don’t wanna be stolen by an uglacy writer.

Their party was of course a Roof Raiser because I am just the most awesome sim player in existence.HAHA, I wish. I just gave the guests cake and turned on the music. Ta da!

And here is where I will leave you, with a bride just popped and a romance sim who did this autonomously.I think I’m going to love this couple.Next Time:Will this college baby be an heir or a spare?Will Agosto EVER act like a romance sim?And house upgrades!Thanks for reading, and any comments will make me very very happy so do it :DBye for now! x