my banned story!

THE STORY OF SHAW-KEY AND FU!

BY ZACHARY GOULD

Master!Master!

What is it,Zornthope?

Everything is going

According to plan.

Perfect…

Meanwhile…….

*Sigh*These

Things just won’t give

up!!!!

They ran away?What’s going on?

HUH????What’s that???

AAAAAAAAH!What’s going on with

that thing???

RUN AWAY!!!!!!!

Sir!Mister

Administrator Sir!

WhaddyaWant?

Something’sWrong with

Maple Story!

There’s nothinWrong with it.

Come with me and you’ll

see what I mean.

You can see the anomaly.

Fine.Show me this

“anomaly”.

Invite me to your party please. My

name is Stella.

My name is Gueness.

Heh....There ain’t

gonna be an anomaly.

ITS JUST A DUMB JOKE.

WHA????!?!??

!?!??

It’s gonna make more monsters!!!!

RUN!!!!!!

Only 1 monster???

Cyclone……….

DIVE!!!!!!

Here it comes…….I’m gonna die!!!!!!

Toh!

Gyaaaaaarggh!

YOU’VE GOT TO WATCH OUT FOR ZE DOOM CROW’S CYCLONE DIVE. IT

CUN BE DEENGERUS.

Who or what the heck are you???

MY NEEM IS SHINER. I AM

FRUM ZAT TING U CALL AN

ANOMALY.

ZE VAN DAT MADE DEEZ ANOMALIES

IS NEEMED-

Humph. Meddling little brat! He will

be dearly punished for

almost saying who I was. I want to

introduce myself.

Wh-Who are you???

Don’t tell me you have already

forgotten your brother!!!!!!!!

SHAW-KEY??????

That’s right. But even if you are my

sister, I can’t have

you running around and

warning people

about the anomaly.

So now you

DIE!!!!!!

Is that all?A tiny little

morselof darkness?

WATCH OUT GUENESS!!!!!

It just keeps growing!

I couldn’t move out of the way if I wanted to!!!!!

Haw!Dancing

Blade!!!!!!

FEH. ZAT IS TWICE I HAVE SEEVED YUR

BUTTS. YU BETTUR BE THANKFUL.

How did you slash that thing?????

I,UH……..HAV ABSOLUTLY NO

IDEA.

Try all THESE on for size!

Turn around,

fool!

I HAVE NO NEED

TO.

Get him,Zornthope.

My pleasure,Master!

Hyeh hyeh hyeh!

DIE!!!!!!!!!

What the-AAAARG!

I COULD ZEE RIGHT THRU YUR ATTACK.

Z-Zornthope!No!

You can do it…..

Even…Without me……

I will AVENGE YOU!!!!!

Transformation

of Darknes

s!!!!

It’s WORKI

NG!

Ha ha ha!No one

can stop me

now!!!!!

Please don’t do this, Shaw-

Key!!!!

You think I’d listen to you??? Fool!

I can teel you how I can keel

you.

You CAN’T,

you little insect!!!!

!

Have you ever heard the legend

of Fu?

He vas a man who fought all day and all night. He vould only rest to eat or sleep.

He once vent four dayz witout sleep to fight ze Aleen King.

Fu keeled ze Aleen King in just 1 minute.

But in his last fight, he vas killed by Buffi, who is ze King of all of our fates.

You know vere dis is

going, don’t you?

No WAY!You can’t

be!!!!I-I-I-It’s

Impossible!!!!

Yes!!!I amFu!!!

No!!!!!PleaseDon’t!!!

Final Heaven

Elimination Strike!

Nooo………

Hooray! Now that he’s gone, no one will try and destroy the world again!

Next time: The Story Of The Poison Henchman And The Dreaded

ROSE Gang!We meet a flirtatious man named Stanley,

and find out he was an ex-member of the ROSE Gang. No one used to know what the ROSE gang was until after 2 months of the guild being created, they completely dominated the town of El Nath. We also meet Zenon, a guy who has way too many secret items to not be a hacker.

My thanks to BannedStory for giving me all these wonderful pics.