leon's pez-o-gram, bloomington, 1973

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fie ~jftcal MU* o~E,~ of b/a?rn;~fM 5 6 ~ for PTZ HEY GANG, DON IT &SS TIES OiE l d Jworking on a mechanism to have it I'Moo~~ every time a Pez is dispensed. Students for Pea (tlzat t s you and me,. F!otes of Congratulations can be sent fellmi kidl) is sponsoring an honest-to- t o S.F.P. '/oPez International, Austria. goodness Free University course called, "The Art of Dispensing PEZ. 11- Just guess - -- - -4- _-- - - what 1 s it 1 s going t o be about i THESE NET[ PEZ ~ISPENSZRS &ve been The course will meet one time and added to the display collection in our one time only in 3 a l l a n t i ~ ~ ~ r o o r n -- glass-enclosed showcase i n the Union at 8 Wl5 on Wednesday, Oct. 10th. Building. From L J ~ Hall, turn left, (Glue a Pee to that date on your cal- turn right, turn left, you111 find it. endar or t i e a Pee around your finger Vie 're mighty proud of .it, too 1 so you won't forget!) This is our first Free University course and if a l l goes well, next. sem- The PZZ Hotline - Run out oi rez in - e s t e r tve hope t o o f f s r 71Advanced Tech- the iniddle of the night? riant the niques i n Pez Dis,r,.ensing,~~ Thatls some latest info on Pez-dom before it hits thing you wontt want to miss either4 the pages of the . Pez-o-gram? -*- Then dial the Pez-line, 337-PEU, another free. service of your 3loomington Students The Stork Comethl - for Pez. & i""'+ I ItOVE PEZ CANDY I T-SHIRT \? -?' &\ The latest from the Pez Premim Club ctbd3 is a T-shirt that says (now get this) . -- . I LOVE PEZ CANDY and you can get it for & a bcck plus Pez mappers frsm Students for Pee joyously a o nces the 56-16 37th hve., Woodside, N.Y. 11377. arrival of 2 bouncing baby Pez dispens- By the way,. they only come in ldddies ers to its collection on September 15th sizes small, medium and large, and the a t approx. 8 p.m. large is about a mens1 size 16. 50 i f The f i r s t is a witch Pez dispenser youlre bigger than that, SHRINIC! Every- t h a t was unknown e-J- the PEZident body's gotta have a PZZ T-shirt1 ' of 3loomington 3.F.P. In fact, our corresponding secretary had to send all the way to hustria for verification that this luas, indeed, a genuine Pez dispens- er and not a counterfeit. The second is a cow Pez dispenser, and our artist-in-residence, Nick, has dravrn a pic- ture of it at the right. We're presently

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fie ~ j f t c a l MU* o ~ E , ~ of b/a?rn;~fM 5 6 ~ for PTZ HEY GANG, DON IT &SS TIES O i E l d Jworking on a mechanism t o have it I ' M o o ~ ~

every time a Pez i s dispensed. Students f o r Pea (tlzat t s you and me,. F!otes of Congratulations can be sent

fe l lmi k id l ) i s sponsoring an honest-to- t o S.F.P. '/oPez International, Austria. goodness Free University course called, "The Art of Dispensing PEZ. 11- Just guess - - - - -4- _-- - - what 1 s it 1 s going t o be about i THESE NET[ PEZ ~ISPENSZRS &ve been

The course w i l l meet one time and added t o the display collection i n our one time only i n 3 a l l a n t i ~ ~ ~ r o o r n -- glass-enclosed showcase i n the Union

a t 8 Wl5 on Wednesday, Oct. 10th. Building. From L J ~ Hall, turn l e f t , (Glue a Pee t o tha t date on your cal- turn right, turn l e f t , you111 find it. endar o r t i e a Pee around your finger Vie ' re mighty proud of .it, too 1 so you won't forget!)

T h i s i s our f i r s t Free University course and if a l l goes well, next. sem- The PZZ Hotline - Run out o i rez i n - es t e r tve hope t o of fs r 71Advanced Tech- the iniddle of the night? riant the niques i n Pez Dis,r,.ensing,~~ Thatls some l a t e s t info on Pez-dom before it hits thing you wontt want t o miss either4 the pages of the . Pez-o-gram? -*- Then dial

the Pez-line, 337-PEU, another f r ee . service of your 3loomington Students

The Stork Comethl - fo r Pez.

& i""'+ I ItOVE PEZ CANDY I T-SHIRT \? - ? '

&\ The l a t e s t from the Pez Premim Club

ctbd3 i s a T-shirt tha t says (now get th i s ) .

-- . I LOVE PEZ CANDY and you can get i t for & a bcck plus Pez mappers frsm

Students fo r Pee joyously a o nces the 56-16 37th hve., Woodside, N.Y. 11377. a r r iva l of 2 bouncing baby Pez dispens- By the way,. they only come i n ldddies e r s t o i t s collection on September 15th s izes small, medium and large, and the a t approx. 8 p.m. large i s about a mens1 s ize 16. 50 i f

The f i r s t i s a witch Pez dispenser youlre bigger than that , SHRINIC! Every- tha t was unknown e-J- the PEZident body's gotta have a PZZ T-shirt1 '

of 3loomington 3.F.P. I n fact , our corresponding secretary had t o send a l l the way t o hustr ia for ver if icat ion tha t t h i s luas, indeed, a genuine Pez dispens- e r and not a counterfeit.

The second i s a cow Pez dispenser, and our artist-in-residence, Nick, has dravrn a pic- ture of it a t the right. We're presently

PEZ - 0 - 'GRAM

moneta6 r i t c h from doll6&&:?0en-cs . ( a t o Pez and Pez dispensers-) I::'.;- ! ..-. .

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C - _ L F'LASHI BEl! FMI\IKLIN GETS NEM P ~ z T - Hey, everybody, get i n your Pezmobile and dash on down t o 6th and College,lcause good 01' Ben FranUin s tore just got i n a whole new bunch of Pez dispenserst That's right, and be- sides the usual chickie and horsie Pez dispensers, therets Disney characters, toot Eurry before they're a l l sold out1

And thanks t o our space-age electron- i c techno Pez-sensors, Students fo r Pez

. . knew about the shipm3nt tke momen t %be-- ' --"new EP'eB &sp3%~ki;s entered Bioomingtcn -

c i ty limits1 ,_ - a.zgu~.- - , -- JLy , , > ; p . .

r ; %. c,, . - MAXY 'S PZZ TRBE - PILGRIMAGE TO PEZ-LAND = , -. -

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Students fo r Pea - i t e Mary SYintz re- Every year, ~loomingbori ~ 3 u d e d s ' fo r ports tha t her Pez t r ee i s doing nicely Pea pays i t s respects t o the inventor of and should be bearing Pee soon. Pea the Pea dispenser by holding a pilgrimage t rees are botanically very unusul , as t o the Pez Dispenser machine i n front of the i r biological time-clock se t s them K-Mart. The 6-foot Pez dispenser replica t o blossom only during lightning storms tha t leads the march is51'm'W-be.i;Dg .. .. readied i n al ternate Decembers. for the big celebration, which w i l l be

Mary gives these t i p s to tbose who sometime this Rovember. wish t o grow a Pez t r ee of the i r ovm: One of the many at t ract ions of this Soak Pez 24 hrs, i n diluted linseed oi l . ~0'10rful event i s the marching Pez-ettes, Plant by f u l l moon on west bank of a precision d r i l l team brandishing Pea gurgling stream, Toss handful of rais ins dispensers and l i t t l e e l se . Their i n a i r . Drink 3 glasses of water, pour snappy uniforms and youthful enthusiasm a 4th on planted Pea. Wait 60 days. adds a nar dimension of enjoyment t o Fez I f nothing happens, c a l l the Pee-line dispensing. ( ~ ~ ~ - P E z z ) fg r advice Even a s thousands of Pbz enthusiasts

t throng the roadway t o K-Mar t , millions . more wT33 'be viewing the spectacular a t home. IIPilgrimage to Pezlandl w i l l be broadcast nationwide over the PBS (PEZ 3rogdcasting system) network. (The local PBS out let i s Chaimel 30 here i n B?-oom- ington. )

Our Pez Dispenser Search Committee i n S.F.P. i s looking . % ~ P & & X the big- i t s monthly survey reports tha t the gest pilgrimage ever t h i s year, Mark price of Pea has remained s table under t h i s one down on your s?gi,al $~le_ndar as Phase IV guidelines. an absolute mstl

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i FEATURE OF MONTH-- Our Pea Dispens- / ~ ~ T C K I 7 0 T>F 7 e r Search Cownii;tee also reports the Fez Dispenser &Lachine out a t $-Mart

~3 h s r J MY;= .... -. (3216 E. ~ h i r d ) has doctor, horsie, and i* vi-rl.;~b!~ locz~&s m,. J i d n y Cricket Pea dispensers this month. They're just Pea each (a quarter,for

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101 USES - OF PEZ (A11.Under $514). - . .

FEZ use #5 : lrVculdntt it be super-pezific t o enjoy Pi32 Bird Feeder.

PEZ for more than just the usual 20 munch- Tng seconds? Well, get this -- there i s a ~vAy.to enjoy PEZ for hours o r even a life;. time. In f ac t there are 101 iiaysll! ( a l l under $51). How about a PEZ frisbee o r even a PEZ stew? Interested? Read on and enjoy a l i fet ime of PEZI;

PEZ use #l : Mhy should our f r i e PEZopoly (a out from t h i s munchy snack.

normal monopoly Procedure: Dig up an empty i>last ic board can be '-$ Clorox bot t le and cut till it loolcs. l i k e used) a bird feeder, a t tach bird feeder t o Procedur,e : In- rds stead of using -.I.... - - - ;Ll-;%

, T3Se=s f of m e men your oppon-

,&-- , $, LA - -- pounded Pez you stored i n PEZ use #4. ents land on your '"' . ..-. . b,..

hotel-packed Boardwalk, they PZZ uses w i l l be continued must pay you with 1$ Pez per l~otel . Re- r ' next PEZ-o-gram4 member i f your are sent t o j a i l : W NOT PASS GO; DO NOT COLLECT 200 PEZJ - # - R - # (A family game for all'PEZ ages,)

PEZ use # 2 : PEZ pillow

PUJT, PEZ, AND KICK - -

Xow f a r can you thruw a Pez, lcick a !?

Pez, run 19tth a Pez under your arm? .Test your stamina and skill i n these areas at the PEZ Olympics t o be held this Spring iil Dunn Meadovr.

Part of the Olympics again t h i s year w i l l be the famous PEZ-eating Contest, The event w i l l be off iciated a b i t more closely than i n the past. A s you know,

Procedure : Sew up 1/3 yd, of ma%erial last year 1s PiZ-Eating Contest was rocked your choice i n the shape of a,piilow; y a scandal over the use of micro- leave a 1 inch opening. IS11 your p i l l hsSbhTiag PEZ by one contestant. The & -

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arij;h a&si.-spe--- is exclusively designed for a l l your direct ly from Austria according to s t r i c t hard-headed friends4 B.S,F,P. specifications to assure

uniformity and fairness. So everyone who enters t h i s year w i l l 5 a

PEZ use #3 : have as much chance of ~Jinning as anyone Build your mi PEZ clock. else. Jus t think, YOU could be the next

procedure: Di'g up PEZ-Eating chamyion3 the World; lc '"yq a' normal old clock - .. * " I

and add a Pez t o the lLdigits, thus maX- R=D DA \ENi.QH I Z . 0 . . . .

J r - - We t~:e l e f t fo r l a s t wha t we i rg3ure

Pez, you know i t ' s you're all waiting for : the announcement lltimell fo r Pez! of the winning entry i n the IlRe-name the

Indiana Daily Student (ids) 11 cdntest . '

The G a l ? d s e n t r i e s we received PEZ use #4 : were f i r s t carefully scanned by a group

PEZ Brownies. of elderly gentlemen i n tuxedos, and Procedure : Follow the procedure blank, obscene , o r i l l eg ib le ent r ies were f o r making a batch of brownies, I n a sep- eliminated. The two remaining ent r ies arate mixi% bowl, pound to_e;ether <% - - w - - ~ ,., P - - -- i PEZes* A PEZ-~ounder (the 78th use of the (an independent j-forVEk 101 uses of PEZ) i s ideal for this1 evaluation.

Divide your pounded PEZ mixture i n Ladies and Gentlemen, Sloomington ' . half. Put the r i ah t half i n YOW brownie St.1id~nt.s fnr DQV i s nrniiii +.A a;7nnlinpe t h d .

PEZ use #2 : PEZ pillow

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PEZ use #l : should our friendly birds be l e f t PEZopoly (a out from this munchy snack.

normal monopoly Procedure: Dig up an enrpty i ~ l a s t i c Clorox bot t le and cut till it 1ooks.like a bird feeder. Attach bird feeder t o

Pro cedurg : lk- ;tead of using

When your oppon- ents land on your hotel-packed Boardwalk, they PEZ uses w i l l be continued must pay you with 1* Pez per l ~ o t e l , Re- next PEZ-o-gram J member i f your are sent t o j a i l : W NOT PASS GO; DO NOT COLLECT 200 PEZI -R jt 36 3. -- (A family game for a l l ' PEZ ages.) : P::.

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PUNT, PEZ, AND KICK - .. -

3ow f a r can you thruw a Pez, kick a ::. Pez, rma with a Pez unuer your arm? ~ e & your stanlina and skill i n these areas a t the PEZ Olympics t o be held this Spring iil Dunn Meadow.

4, .. . uniformity and fairness. So everyone who enters this. year will

PEZ use #3 : have as much chance of winning as anyone .- Build your an~ PEZ clock. else. Jus t think, YOU could be the nexf

Procedure: Dig up PXZ-Eating chamPionT the World; Y?'' ' I..'. a: normal old clock .. - . - . and add a Pez t o the

.. ? l'&di&ts,- thus ma;;- iGTD DA \EE;IAH I Z * ... . . . b . . ! : - ing 13 digits. Nmv . . . - -. when the hand s t r ikes ; r 6. , ." . -.. :

We 1r.e l e f t fo r l a s t w h a t ive Ire sure Pez, you know i t t s you're all waiting for: the announcement IItimeH fo r Fez! of the winning entry i n the IlRe-name the

Indiana Daily student (ids).!! contest. '

The t h o u s a m e n t r i e s we received PEZ use #4 : were f i r s t carefully scanned by a group

PEZ Brownies. of elderly gentlemen i n tuxedos, and Procedure: Follow the normal procedure ' bla,*, obscene, o r i l l eg ib le entr ies were

. . for making a batch of bf-ovmies, I n a sep- eliminated. m e two remaining ent r ies ,

arate mi.fiwbowl, p o ~ - d 3 ~ g e t b e r - . .. _ W-. -,- r, ~ .. .~ ---- A- " 7 PEZes* A PEZ-~ounder (the 78th use of the (an independent Jmfor TndL

101 uses of PEZ) i s ideal 'for this1 evaluation.. Divide your pounded PEZ mixture i n Ladies .and Gentlemen, Bloomingtod ~1 . ?a

half* Put the r igh t hdlz ' n Your brownie Students f o r pe5 is proud t b ailnounce that d t IniXture and bake till PEZ t l l rn golden the vfinner of %he IlRe-nme the idsll con- brown -- a t ' t h e Same point where they look t e s t i s Nancy A. Stark of 9 0 v lmkie l i k e brownies. Store the l e f t half for bloorth who suggested the name: q h e Indiana future use. Daily Pea ($dp) . " 'Congratulations t o

pass PZZ brownies around 'at aparty;, ; Bancy T h e r f ine choice of a name1 great t r e a t fo r the weekend munchies 1 .,

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