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DROUGHTZONE

hua hin, ThaiLanDirrigation officials from Prachuap Kiri Khan have reported this week that due to the severe drought currently experienced in the province, the reservoirs here are now at only 30 percent of their capacity. Six districts in the province, namely Muang, Pranburi, hua hin, Sam Roi Yot, Kuiburi and Bang Saphan noi have been declared drought disaster zones for the third consecutive year. all of the six reservoirs in the province are averaging about 30 percent of their capacity. The situation is critical at Pranburi Dam where there are about 86 million cubic metres of water left in the reservoir, which is about 24 percent of it’s full capacity. normally, the reservoir holds about 347 million cubic metres of water. apparently this is enough for household usage but not enough for agriculture and industry. The local population and farmers in the province are being strongly advised to try and minimise their water use and use water more efficiently until such times as the reservoirs have more water in them.The last week has seen promising signs of rain but much more is needed, while unconfirmed reports suggest that the water infrastructure of hua hin is being worked on to improve both the supply and volume of water available, with extra pipelines from the north, west and south either already online or coming soon.hopefully the efforts succeed, as this is a key area that hampers both the image and related prosperity of the area. in the meantime we should all pray for rain...

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uSa ‘hashpoint’ dispenser allows users to pick up cannabis 24 hours a day it’s every stoner’s dream – a marijuana vending machine, preferably placed right next to another one dispensing crisps and chocolate bars.But this ‘autospense’ machine lets registered users of the drug pick up their prescriptions, 24 hours a day. Sixteen uS states – as well as Washington DC – allow patients with certain medical conditions to buy small quantities of cannabis. hundreds of dispensaries have popped up across the country, but now a uS firm has decided to cut out the middle man. Customers get Pins and cards to access to the autospense, which offers a host of pot menu options. But The Dispensary Group, which

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This week it is... in the box-seatin a superior or advantageous position.This doesn’t relate to boxes at the theatre, or even to seats made of boxwood. The box-seat was literally a box which was used as a seat for the driver on coaches. These were set at quite a height in order for the coachman to be able to see beyond the one or two pairs of horses that drew the coach. it isn’t difficult to imagine how ‘in the box-seat’ took on its figurative ‘advantageous’ meaning. This English phrase has the same meaning as the american ‘in the catbird seat’ and, although the uS version was coined later, there’s no reason to suspect that it was derived from the earlier phrase.The first reference i can find to box-seats is in an advertisement from The Times, June 1804:“To be Sold, a LanDau, little the worse for wear, with a barouche box seat.”Barouche is the name of a carriage with such a seat - “a four-wheeled carriage having a seat in front for the driver, and seats inside for two couples to sit facing each

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aLaSKaThese two guys had just gotten divorces and they swore they would never have anything to do with women again. They were best friends and they decided to move up to alaska as far north as they could go and never look at a woman again.They got up there and went into a trader’s store and told him, “Give us enough supplies to last two men for one year.” The trader got the gear together and on top of each one’s supplies he laid a board with a hole in it with fur around the hole. The guys said “What’s that board for?” The trader said, “Well, where you’re going there are no women and you might need this.”They said “no way! We’ve sworn off women for life!” The trader said,” Well. take the boards with you, and if you don’t use themi’ll refund your money next year. “Okay,” they said and left.next year this guy came into the trader’s store and said “Give me enough supplies to last one man for one year.” The trader said, “Weren’t you in here last year with a

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GROanERa teddy bear is working on a building site. he goes for a tea break and when he returns he notices his pick has been stolen. The bear is angry and reports the theft to the foreman. The foreman grins at the bear and says “Oh, i forgot to tell you, today’s the day the teddy bears have their pick nicked.”

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TauRuS aPR 21 – MaY 21Your life story will bring much-needed happiness and laughter

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Sadly, there is nothing in this world that can ever bring back

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Your life will seem boring and empty until you discover what that otherwise useless other gender is

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It’s a mixed week for you regarding personal triumphs. You will win a

longstanding argument with an obstinate Pisces, but lose your long-running battle with Cancer.

CaPRiCORn DEC 22 - Jan 19You will become an inspiration to thousands of teens when

your tragic tale of sexual profligacy and rampant drug abuse is turned into the coolest PSA of all time.aquaRiuS Jan 20 – FEB 18

While it’s true that 2012 is your year, that just means

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Your inner beauty makes you shine with the light of a thousand stars,

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SinaTRaS, Soi 102; Spend 300 baht on drinks in a week and get a free two course dinner on the Sunday of that week. Wednesday 30th May 8pm pool presentation party with live musicregUlar eveNts

BEER O’ CLOCK CLuB, Khao Takiab (p2); Daily food specials from 6pm for only 169 baht. See ad or www.beeroclockclub.com for details.BOBBY’S BaR, Soi 102. (p 23); Every Friday from 5pm. Free Bar B que when spend 180 bt - hot Dogs (Bobby’s special Sausage), Baked Potatoes, Kebabs and potato salad. Free Sunday Dinner with purchase of 200 bt worth of any drinks or plus an added cash amount up to 200 bt. per person. Three sittings, at 2, 4 and 6pm, please call 087 155 7737 or 089 985 7473 to book a time. Special prices on Leo Draft all day everyday (from open till close). British Breakfast all day, Only 99 bt. DizzY DOLPhin, Samorphong (p 2); Draft Chang 35 bt glass, 90 bt/litre, Bottled beer - Leo, Tiger, Chang 45 bt, Singha 50 bt, Tiger Light, heineken, San Mig Light 60 bt. Wine - 80 bt per glass. all day, every day.ThE DOnKEY’S REST, Soi 94; Chang, Leo 39 baht per bottle, Singha, heineken, Tiger 49 baht per bottle every Sat/Sun during football.also 9am to 6pm every day special prices on selected beers.DOWn TOWn BaR, Soi Selakam; Buy 2 get 1 FREE any time, everyday.hEaDROCK, Soi Sarakam; Mon - Fri

-10am til 8pm - 55 baht all beers/selected spiritshua hin MiSS YOu (formerly Dick’s Office), Soi 80 (p 20); Barbeque every Saturday from 7pm, all you can eat 150 baht; Draft Leo now available, buy two get one free.LOnDOn BaR, Poolsuk Road; Every Tuesday, Thursday and Friday live music with the Londoners playing songs from the sixties to the present. Free, regular drink prices.MaRGaRiTaS, night Market “Taco Tuesday” 100 Baht Chicken Burritos, Chicken Taquitos, or Chiken Chalupas. happy hour 10pm ‘til close. MR Dan’S GuESThOuSE & BaR; Every Thursday killer pool comp.PaPaYiTa BaR, Soi Selakam (p 1); happy hour until 9pm every day; all beers 55 bt, all spirits 80 bt all cocktails 100 btShaKE CEnTRaL, 2nd floor, Market Village; 15% off for aWOL readers with copy of advert. 99 baht bacon and egg roll with free coffee or tea.TaLK OF ThE TOWn, Chomsin Rd (p 24); happy hour 3 - 6pm every day, all beers 50 bahtTERRaCE 90, Soi 90; Large Buffet of BBq, Ribs, Roast, italian and of course Mexican every Tuesday just 299 baht. Sunday is Steak night. Daily Lunch Specials. unCLE BRYn’S (2km past Palm

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DOn’T MiSS ThiS WEEKno events notified for this week.

uPCOMinGhonda Summer Fest - usually takes place in May on the beach near Khao Takiab but no details have been made public yet.

Santorini Park Cha-am GTh Fun Face - Saturday 2nd June 4pm to midnight. Concert featuring Suck Seed, Paradox, Jetset’er and a number of other Thai celebrities and performers at the recently opened shopping and funfair complex north of Cha-am. Tickets 249 baht available at Thai Ticket Major.

hua hin Jazz Festival - still no concrete information on this but the Tourist authority of Thailand in Prachuap Kiri Khan say that it ‘might be the second weekend in June’. no information whatsoever as to who might be playing.

OnGOinGLatin Dance Classes at the Vic hua hin. Cha-cha-cha, Salsa or Jive: Teacher San Pho On, South East asia Champion and asia Pacific Champion in Latin Dance, is very happy to welcome expats every Friday at 5pm. Just 300 Baht, no reservation necessary. Contact Chris: [email protected].

Souay Vista Social Club; Mondays and Wednesdays: Eddi and the Gangbusters.Tuesdays: blues jam session.

Thursdays: country jam session. Fridays: Blues Jam night -- hosted by the Souay Vista Blues Band. Saturdays: Special events/ drop in pot pourri Sundays: D7 (Phillipine band).

Cicada Market and Performing arts Fair. The Venue@Suansri. Fri/Sat evenings from sunset to 12 pm, Sundays from 4pm; Dining, shopping, art, performances, and films in a beautiful park-like setting. a great place to spend an evening.

SaSi Dinner Theatre. SaSi Restaurant. nightly at 7pm, Dinner with Thai Contemporary theatre.

hua hin Magic Show, hilton hotel. Thur. to Sat. at 8:00 pm; a full professional magic show. adults 400 Bt. Children 200 Bt. Tel. 083 503 0999

aRT ExhiBiTiOnSalisa art Gallery naresdamri Rd 032 533385aourd art Gallery 74 Poolsuk Rd. 084 862 3994 email: [email protected] Gallery Dechanuchit Rd. 085 292 1359art Jacky Gallery 178/115, Soi 80 (Soi Sarawat) 089 249 1018, 081 912 9490; email: [email protected] www.artjacky.com. art My home Gallery 6 Chomsin Rd. 086 308 6747Baan Sillapin 81 Moo 14 (hua hin-Pala u Rd., Rt. 3218), hin Lek Fai 032 534830, 087 047 7125 email: [email protected] art Gallery 999 Poolsuk Rd. 089 255 5654, email [email protected] Cheeva Gallery naebkehardt Rd.Cicada Market Gallery nongkae-Takiab Rd.Dok Kaew Gallery 43/1 Poolsuk Rd. 081 197 6787Furich@Fur Gallery Petchkasem Rd.

Galerie Boonchuay Soi 72 (night Market Street). 081 566 7008 email [email protected] Green Gallery 3 Soi 51 (Damrongrat Rd) 032 530487, 083 791 0222, www.greenhuahin.com, email: [email protected] Gallery night Market 089 890 2642See nam Gallery Petchkasem Rd. opp. hin nam Sai Suay 085 189 7108Tumagon art Gallery 2/2 Panja Plaza, Poolsuk Rd. 085 298 8706 email: [email protected] Khaow art Gallery 53 Dechanuchit Rd. 086 075 8233 email: [email protected] art Gallery 15 naresdamri Rd. 081 006 1612, 087 046 3222 email: [email protected] Gallery Petchkasem Rd.

niGhTLY MuSiC4 Bands in Rotation, playing pleasant Thai pop-jazz and bossa nova nighty from 9 pm @absorba Pub100 Pipers Band. 100 Pipers Pub. nightly exc Mon., 11 pm; high-energy Thai country and rock.Ben Bamboo Saxophone at Joy Restaurant, Petchkasem at Soi 78. nightly.Bossa nova and Thai Popular Music. Every night@Thonglor PubClassic Thai Peau Chiwit (Songs for Life). nightly from about 10 pm @usapasang PubDo-Re-Mi at Milestones Pub, hilton hotel. Every night except Tuesday. Classic pop. highly entertaining.Java Jazz Cafe and Wine Bistro - Live Jazz on Wednesdays at 9pm by the hua hin Ensemble.Jazz 4 Dinner with the hua hin Ensemble: Friday and Saturday from 7 to 10 pm @Rest Detail hotelLive Jazz and Popular Music. Dusit Resort. house band play nightly in the Polo Bar, exc.Tues, starts 8pm.Live Music at Terrace 90 Restaurant. Every Fri/ Sat night from 7PM.Luknam Band, Luknam Pub. Thai

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Country and Rock. nightly 10pm until very late. it rocks.Modern Thai Popular Music, Thonglor Pub. Every night, from 9 pm ‘til closing Piano Duo, Standards and Thai Songs nightly from 8pm @Leelawadee Pub and Restaurant. Great fun.Piano Duo, Elvis and other popular music. nightly @Livanto RestaurantPopular, Country, and Oldies. nokkachan Restaurant and Pub. nightly from 9pmRock and Pop at Jimmy’s Bar, Soi BintabahtSmoriang Band, Smoriang Pub. Thai Country and rock. nightly 10pm. Great fun, expect a crowd.Soft, Sophisticated Jazz with Mr. uri (guitar) and Marayah (vocal). Coco 51 Restaurant. nightly 7-10 pm; Soft vintage and contemporary jazz. Solo jazz with “Dr. Jazz” (Sverre Bey) nightly 7-10 pm at the Fat Cat Guest house.Stoned head Band. El Murphy’s hotel, irish Bar, and Restaurant. nightly from 10pm. Classic rock with hua hin’s most venerable band. Thai acoustic Music, TauMai Restaurant. nightly from 7pm. Tunes from talented singers and guitarists.Thai acoustic Music, Plearnwan Vintage Village. Fri/Sat from 8 pm. Khun Oh and Chat come down from Bangkok to regale us all. quite good, and often have guest artists.veNUe gUIde

100 pIpers pUb. Petchkasem rd at soi 68. The door is about 60 metres north of the intersection.absorba pUb aNd restaUraNt. 8/110 Petchkasem rd. Just before the King’s Palace, across the street from the Golden Place shop. Live Music nightly from 9 pm.baaN chaNg. Soi 9 north, Cha am. next to Methavalai hotel.check cheU clUb. Soi 86/1, next to the Grand hotelchez loUloU. next to the 7-11 by the railway station.coco 51 restaUraNt. Soi 51 at the beach.

Tel 032 515597.dUsIt resort. 1349 Petchkasem rd. Just north of the ‘underpass’ near the airport. Tel. 032 520009.el mUrphy’s hotel. 25 Soi Selakam, at ‘Little 5 Points’. Tel 032 511525fat cat gUesthoUse. 8/3 naresdamri road. near the fishing pier. http://thefatcathuahin.com.hI4 pUb. at hin nam Sai Suay condominium, Petchkasem rd Soi 7. http://www.hi4pub.co.cc/hIltoN hotel. naresdamri rd. Tel 032 538999.Java Jazz cafe aNd WINe bIstro. Petchkasem rd opp. Market Village. Tel. 032 532799JImmy’s bar. Soi BintabahtJoy restaUraNt. Petchkasem road at Soi 78 near the downtown ‘crossroads’.leelaWadee pUb aNd restaUraNt, Petchakasem Soi 68/1. upscale men’s club. lIvaNto restaUraNt aNd pIaNo bar. 19 Damnerkasem rd. near Burger King, etc. Pianist and singer every night. Website www.livantohuahin.comlost cafe, Khao Takiab road, hua hin. Just before Cicada Market. Contact 032 511624. Web: www.lost-cafe.comlUkNam pUb. On the road to Pala u waterfall. Opposite Phoenix Bar. NokkachaN restaUraNt aNd pUb, Khao Takiab. Khao Takiab road corner of soi 83. plearNWaN vINtage vIllage. Petchkasem road at Soi 40. the “QUeeN’s gardeN” park. a lovely public space on the ocean at Soi 19.ray’s place. Corner of Sa Song/amnuaysin roads, south of night market and west of Petchkasem rd. rest detaIl hotel. Soi 19 at the beach, just north of the 19 rai fairgrounds. Tel: 032 547733 www.restdetailhotel.comsasI restaUraNt, Khao Takiab. next door to The Venue@Suansri, soi Khao Takiab 83. Tel 032 512488 or 081 880 4004. www.sasi-restaurant.com, email [email protected] pUb. In the small soi that runs between San Paolo hospital and the Grand night market. you’ll find Smoriang on the left, shortly before you hit the railroad tracks. soUay vIsta socIal clUb. Soi 94. 1km up from railway crossing after a twist in the road.stoNe head taverN. On the south east corner of Petchkasem and Chomsin roads (at the traffic

light), 2nd floor. enter from Chomsin.taUmaI restaUraNt. Petchkasem rd on the ocean side. Two doors north of Index Living Mall. terrace 90 restaUraNt. Soi 90 (just before Market Village when heading north on Phetkasem road) about 250 metres up on the right. Tel. 032 516587 email [email protected] www;terrace-90.comthe dUke’s restaUraNt. Soi 51 (aka Damronrat rd.) at the beach. Just off naebkehardt rd. Tel 03 251 5787. www.theduke51,comthe lord Webb, restaUraNt & bar, Khao Takiab road, hua hin. Opposite Baan Lansat. Contact english 089-5488002. Thai 089-0492141. Web www.thelordwebb.com.the veNUe@ sUaNsrI, Khao Takiab. On the corner of Khao Takiab road and ‘Soi hyatt’ (soi 83). Tel. 080 536 606. www.cicadamarket.net. email [email protected] pUb. Soi 51, between Petchkasem and naebkehardt roads.UsapasaNg pUb (sign in Thai only). Petchkasem road, inland side, south of Market Village. vIc hUa hIN theatre aNd patravadI performINg arts ceNter. an astonishing complex on 30 rai of land just 5 minutes south of hua hin center. Go south on Petchkasem road past Market Village shopping mall. Take the ‘flyover’ to Prachuab Kirikhan and Pranburi, past the Centennial Park and night market on your right. The entrance is on the right, about 500 metres past the flyover. The sign at the entrance says “Patravadi high School”. The theatre itself is the large black building. Tel. 032 827815.

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bUsINesswanted: furniture, appliances and more for a new guesthouse. We require a drinks fridge, chairs, tables, pool table and any relevant accessories. Please call 081 817 3000 or 087 155 6115.sHOp fOr rent, naresdamri road, (hilton hotel road) on the front by the seafood restaurants. Good location for shop or coffee shop etc; no key money, rent B 22,000 per month. Tel 089 8248173.wanted guestHOuse/HOtel witHin 400m of beach near central hua hin. Call 081 817 3000establisHed restaurant business for sale. 32 covers, in 3-storey building on canal road. Large living quarters on two floors above restaurant.. everything included in asking price of 500,000 baht (negotiable). One year remaining on lease, easily renewable. rent 15,000 baht/ month. Please call 088 455 7812 or email [email protected] for information or viewing.

employmeNtguestHOuse requires staff - maid, daytime and nighttime staff and security guard. Please call 081 817 3000 or 087 155 6115executive HOusekeeper. lOOking for a Female Thai national with at least 3 years experience in 5 star hotel as executive / asst. exec housekeeper, must be fluent in english, for a new venture in hua hin. excellent package on offer to the right candidate. Please send your C.V to: [email protected] required fOr guesthouse. Please contact at all nations or call 081 817 3000.bar staff required The Phoenix bar hua hin require Bar Staff to start now. Please call May on 086 169 1002cOOks and service Staff Positions available at CasaBlanca. restaurant opening just before the Intercontinental hotel, Phetkasem rd. Please apply in person late afternoons.staff wanted female waitress staff wanted full training given; MuST haVe a BraIn!! email [email protected] or call 080 727 4710cOOk wanted fOr busy guesthouse/restaurant/bar in Khao Takiab catering for Thais and foreigners. ability to cook western food and speak some english preferred but a good attitude and willingness to learn is enough. Good pay and conditions for the right person. Please contact 087 599 1912 if you are interested.

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fOr sale sOfabed - Index Living Mall – “Vintage” White. Good condition, no tears, buyer must collect. Selling Baht 6,000 ono - Cost (new) Baht 9,900. Contact: [email protected] or call 032 654652pOOl Or spa heater for sale, Pahlen brand, 18kW, high quality, electronic control box, fully automatic. rarely used, great for those cool winter nights, or for a hot spa. 10,000 Baht o.n.o. Telephone 081 018 0558kids full drum kit up to 13 years, ThB 6,000. Phone 085-291-8685 for details.twin tub wasHing Machine used for only 4 months 1500 Bahts also new Toilet Pan still in crate (not flush) 750 Bahts. Contact Sue on [email protected] or call 081 191 1364tHree sewing macHines, five tailors dummies and various shop display units,and items for sale. all immaculate condition Call for further details 089 5308771 (eng), o89 1289556 (Thai) a lOvely pair of curtains to fit a Patio window approx 7Ft. drop and 8 Ft. 4 inc. width. Purple with a slight stripe in it. 3.000 Baht. 8 roman Blinds of various widths and drop of approx 4Ft. to match, complete with rails Free all sizes are approximate. Telephone 087 773 6053dark wOOd dining table and 4 chairs as new 10,000 B. Tel 087 271 9086samsung refrigeratOr/ freezer 219/52 litres capacity. used very little and in excellent condition 4000thb. Call 088 543 9493 (english) Pranburi area.twO electric bOncafe coffee machines for sale. new cost 34,000 and 46,000 Baht. Fully serviced, open to sensible offers around 10-12,000 Baht. email [email protected] or call 080 727 4710HOb fOr sale. Teka Four ring hob (Three Gas rings One electric ring) in Good Condition. Call 032 523604 electric pianO witH song, style, voice and music database excellent condition full keyboard new 45.000 Baht will accept 17000 Baht Phone 087 773 6053

geNeral - sportspalm Hills gOlf membership for sale, 22 years remaining. 178,000 baht including transfer. no dealers please. Tel. 082 299 9483rubber bOat fOr sale. a very good quality inflatable packed with features and at a great price; it is brand new, and has high Quality Constructed hytex fabric - can be simply rolled up and packed in a carry bag. Inflatabule keel hard deck - sectioned lightweight and durable aluminium floor. This boat will take up to a 25hp engine, I have a Mercury Motor 3.4hp with the boat. Tel Keith on 086 096 3765 or e-mail [email protected] gOlf membersHip for sale, best deal available right now 125,000 + the 107,000 transfer fee for 22 years remaining service fee paid for 2012. Call or email [email protected] 0861 604 261springfield gOlf membersHip for sale. 165,000 + the 107,000 transfer fee for 24 years remaining service fee nOT paid for 2012. Call or email [email protected] 0861 604 261slimmate 4200 treadmill features include: Incline adjuster, Calory Counter, heart rate/Pulse reader, Speed Indicater, Time and Distance register. Little used, new condition. extra’s Silicone lubricant and non slip Mat. Buyer to arrange transport. Contact Terry 088 542 2918 Price ThB 20,000lake view gOlf memberships for sale. 2 available with 11 years remaining from 90,000bt + 13,000 transfer. Call or email [email protected] 0861 604 261palm Hills gOlf memberships for sale from 140,000bt + transfer fee with 22+ years remaining. Call or email [email protected] 0861 604 261kayak fOr sale Freefree Tri-yak. Designed for up to 3 persons. Ideal for family recreation,touring and surfing. It has only been used 8 times, stored under cover and is in excellent condition.new price was 29,600 baht. Viewing is strongly recommended. 25,000 baht; contact [email protected] or 086 761 9488lake view membersHip for sale. 3 available with 11 years remaining. Call Paul 0861 604 261. wanted: palm Hills Golf memberships. If you are looking to sell your golf membership then I have two separate buyers looking for one. Please contact me asap to discuss the price. Contact Paul 0861 604 261set Of irOns for sale. Taylormade forged raC irons 3-PW. S300 steel shafts. Free Taylormade golf bag. Call Paul 0861 604 261.

motorINg - 4 Wheels plUstOyOta vigO 3.0d 4 Door 40,000 km, December 2006, 1 owner from new, full service history, no accidents, taxed & insured to December 2012, leather upholstery, MP3 player, Carryboy storage box. ThB 595,000. Contact Paul Phone: 089 288 7858alfa rOmeO 156 Selespeed. Metallic Black with red Momo leather. engine and gear box excellent order. Body work is good but there are a few minor scuffs.160,000kms. ThB 310,000. Call 087 821 1077 cars fOr rent Toyota Fortuner, honda CrV, honda City & Toyota Vigo 4 door pickup available for short and long term rental. Please call 032-532-417 or 0860-176-121 for prices on the term you require.

driving in tHailand? International driving licence valid 5 years

1800 bt. Call 089 5308771 (eng)

ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUSIf you want to drink, that’s your business,if you want to stop, we can help.Meetings every day in Hua Hin.

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nissan navara 4wd 2007 DC for sale. Car full accident free; perfect condition; only 75,000 km automatic transmission. new tires, back up sensors; professional Pioneer music/dvd/ipod etc. unit with back-up camera, roll bar. Leather seats. Truck never loaded, only passengers. Full insurance till end October 2012. Color grey metal. Car available 12rd of april. Sale due to departure Thailand, european owner. Car serviced by nissan only. excellent deal. Price ThB 570,000 Contact 085 343 4109 HOnda crv 2.4el Metallic silver honda CrV 2.4 eL automatic for sale. 22,000 Km, top spec., including rain sensors, automatic headlights, rear parking sensors, climate control, cruise control etc. plus Modulo package. Taxed and insured until September 2012. 920,000 Baht. Telephone 081 018 0558 for viewing and further details.tOyOta vigO prerunner for rent by Week or Month.15,000b per month, or 5,000 per week. email [email protected]

motorINg - 3 Wheels & lessHOnda elite sk50 Dio runs good, looks good and is a lot of fun for this 65yr old to ride.Located in huahin.no license plate or tax stickers required. although this motor scooter is 50cc, I keep up with my friends on their 125cc’s no problem. Complete service manual available on the internet. 8500 bt obo. *Please note: no offer will be considered unless you brought the money with you and are prepared to buy if the offer is accepted.Thank you. Contact 083 850 3647 or [email protected]

HOnda pHantOm sadly I have to part from my pride and joy, a honda Phantom in excellent condition. 28400 km on the meter. regularly serviced. 1 year old tyres, new battery, no paint scratches. Black colour without any ugly flames. Crash bars, saddle bags and a pack box included. extra strong horns attached. runs like a charm. Seller and buyer splits transfer costs. Price ThB 55,000. Call 087 585 8280 yamaHa finO fOr sale - nice 2 year old yamaha Fino for sale. Purple/ white, 10800 kms, serviced regularly by dealer, ridden by older farang and always stored under cover at our condo. Very nice, like new condition, 29,000 baht. Call Darrell at 081 015 8007 in hua hin. HOnda steed 400cc for sale good condition, returning to uK. Price ThB 70,000 email [email protected] or call 080 427 8235dual spOrt (endurO Style) Kawasaki KLX 125cc 2010 model. Plated, road legal and only 3,400km. Loads of fun for Baht 67,000 incl transferable theft insurance. Cost Baht 82,000. Tel 0861669880 email: [email protected]

persoNal & servIcesgardening & OtHer services available. Three days a week gardening service from 1500 baht per month for average size garden. Call 081 614 8728 for more detailsdO yOu need a meeting place? Bobby’s Bar now has a lounge/meeting room for private engagements. Call 087 155 7737 or 089 985 7473tHai lessOns at your place. Call 081 346 1046elderly/patient care by professional nurse. english speaking, 1 - 4 hours or as requested. Call 089 919 9670girls fOr services house cleaning, cooking laundry etc. 1000 baht per km extra out of hua hin per hour very good rates on application call nip 086 017 2938 Sam 089 212 7350 noi 083 598 0724 or agent 084 753 6252 for more contacts and services

WaNtedbagpipe player wanted for Scottish wedding reception to be held in hua hin in early June. Contact Bill on 081 018 0558 for more details.lOOking fOr tennis partner - medium/average level- 1 or 2 times/week. Call robert 0866097470gOlf trOusers wanted If anyone can help I’m after the best place for buying golf trousers both for price and quality thanks all. [email protected] weigHtlifting equipment for home use: Tel. 080 859 8349 Thai or english

property for saleHOuse fOr sale near Palm hills Golf, set in a small complex, a spacious modern open plan 3 bedroom house with seperate dining and living room areas, european style kitchen and breakfast bar, aircon throughout, impressive 11m pool and terrace. 3.9 million baht. Please call 086 120 0949 (english) or 089 824 8173 (Thai)cOndO fOr sale in the popular Condochain hua hin. 13th floor, one bedroom, kitchen, bathroom, balcony, fully furnished. 3.6 m baht. Call John on 085 296 9113bungalOw witH pOOl in Khao noi area for sale. Three large double bedrooms, all ensuite, one with jacuzzi. Fully equipped and fitted european kichen, and everything built to european standards. Cable, satellite, internet and telephone all connected. Fully furnished. For more information email [email protected], call 081 649 8361 or visit www.awolonline.net/property.desirable pOOl villa Somorpong Tippawan 4, 3bd 2b, Fully furnished, 10M Swimming pool, gazebo, air con, private home security alarm, house 87 sq m, property 89 sq wah. 4.35 Mill. bht (negotiable) email [email protected] or Phone O86 758 4774

very nice land for sale. 2 rai of land, 3 kms from Black Mountain. near Sunny Valley project. has water and electric. Land is split into 4 half rai plots and price is 300,000 per plot. a 5 year old fully paid up company can be purchased with the land. Please call 089 586 1700large HOuse nice style. Located on a quiet street in the village of Takiab minutes from the beach. 5 bedrooms, 2 living rooms, 4 washrooms, 2 car parking. Partly furnished. 7 million baht. Call: 084 614 7685cHa am land sale - 19 rai. Located just off km 17 on the Cha am-Pranburi bypass hwy in Ban Chang Thaeng Krachat, near Silpakorn university. has water and electric. Offered for sale at 450,000 baht per raI. For additional info e-mail [email protected] or call khun Wan at 085 911 1378.

property for reNtbeautiful 3 bed - 2 Bath Villa For rent - hua hin. Sleeps 6. Located in a very private small housing development. Fully decorated with attention to detail. all bedrooms have queen size beds and wardrobes. Kitchen fully fitted to western standards. Spacious living room has 2 comfortable sofas, armchair, coffee table, TV, DVD, Stereo, and large French doors opening up to the balcony, garden and swimming pool. available by day, week or month. Less than 7 days: 2,000 Baht/Day One Week: 8,000 Baht Two Weeks : 14,000 Baht Three Weeks: 18,000 Baht One-Three Months: 20,000 Baht/month. Contact Craig Chapman Phone: 12503082355 cOndO fOr rent at Taweeporn Condotel resort. 28sq mtre condo for long term rent at Taweeporn condotel just behind kings hospital near soi 10. Beautiful perfectly maintained gardens, 25mtre swimming pool, bar, restaurant, fully equipped gymnasium. 10,000 baht per month or if condo is rented for 6 months or more with payment up front , owner will take 9,000 baht per month, email [email protected] to arrange a viewing or call 081 649 8361lOOking fOr sOmeOne to share the rental house. There is one moderate room with air con. and private bathroom. The location is in Tippawan 4, Samor Prong. Preferably female. For your part, I expect you to pay Bht.6,000 per month including electricity and water. Drop in to see the house phone 085 805 1592.brand new HOuse 5kms from hua hin centre - Spanish style, fully furnished, Summerland residence. 2 bedrooms with air, 2 baths, european kitchen, living room, cable tv, LCD tv, internet, private swimming pool, security, available by weekend, week, month or long term. [email protected]

property WaNtedpOOl villa rental english couple in hua hin at the moment until the end of May. We are looking for a pool villa rental for one month from the end of June and also for one month from the end of august. Would like Western kitchen & uBC connection. Please contact me via email at [email protected]. lOOking fOr HOme and small amount of property in the hua hin, Khao Takiab area. Seeking a shell of a house (Thai or Falang style) that I can rebuild into a nice modern home. I am a degreed Industrial engineer and am willing to rebuild the house from roof to septic system. I desire to buy or lease (ten to fifteen years). The house can be in any condition within the Khao Takiab area and can revert back to the property owner at the end of the long lease. The house/ property must have enough room to have or be able to build a two stall garage and workshop with storeroom. One or two floors maximum. Please contact me: [email protected] or telephone 08 4757 1483lOng term rental - 10,000 B or less. I live in Thailand 8 months each year. I have been in Thailand for 8 years. My Thai partner works at the hilton. excellent tenants who really care for property. If we can find the right spot, we will be Very long term. Contact robert 087 276 6545. email [email protected]

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Baan WarinStarting price 4.3 MB

or 22,274 tHB per MontHPlots available from 490 to 660 sq.m

flexiBle deSignPlans made to your request

at no extra cost

finance availaBleUp to 50% - repayments

based on a fixed 5%

quality BuildEuropean standards;

construction by our own team with total project

management

ServiceOur aim is your satisfaction.

Customer consultation available in six languages

Sales Office: P.P. Building Co. Ltd. 87/19 Petchkasem Rd., Hua HinTel.: 082 245 0302 or 032 513 121 Fax: 032 513 122Email: [email protected] Website: www.livinghuahin.com

Only 5 minutes from Hua Hin centre

• 3 bed/2 bath • 7 x 4m pool• Air-con• Pest control• European kitchen• Hot/cold water Baan Warin 2 coming

soon in Borfai!

For more inFormation Call 081 649 8361 email [email protected]

HuA Hin COndOs WitH grEAt viEWs And fACiLitiEsa beautiful condominium where the focus is on functionality, family friendly, quality and value for money. Facilities & services at this Golf Condominium resort include indoor putting greens, lobby lounge area, kids pool and big swimming pool, café, exercise room, golf booking service, wireless internet, laundry, maid and security service, transportation etc. 1 Bed 72 sqm. from 3.5m baht2 Bed 112 sqm. from 6m baht

ref no.: 03252Call/ email for details

LArgE gArdEn viLLAa family villa featuring a beautiful large landscaped garden and outside cooking facilities. Inside a european kitchen with all white goods including washing machine and cooker/oven. The property comes completely furnished, with private dining and a garage, ready to move in. Freehold and chanote title, two water supplies. Full satellite service free.

ref no. 03255Call/ email for details

3 bed/ 3 bath (2 Ensuite)Land size 800+ sqm Living area 200sqm

LOCAtiOn! LOCAtiOn! LOCAtiOn!3 different styled homes, which have been designed to suit your lifestyle. all these fantastic homes come with or without a pool, large covered terraces and share communal clubhouse. This development is built on a 44,800 sqm of land divided into 69 different sized plots giving you a choice most suitable to the house, garden or swimming pool you opt for.


Lot areas: 320 to 600 sqm, or more as desired Only 2 minutes from central Hua Hin

LOvELy viLLA WitH POOL fOr sALE Or rEntThis villa on a good sized plot is well equipped and furnished; all bedrooms have fitted mirror wardrobes with 1 King and 2 Queen size beds. Living and dining rooms with large sofa, dining table and 6 chairs, tv and cabinet, european kitchen with all white goods including washing machine and cooker/oven. Landscaped garden and swimming pool 8x4.


3 bed/ 3 bath (2 Ensuite)Land size 530sqmLiving space 212sqmAir conditionedfully furnished

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For more inFormation Call 081 649 8361 email [email protected]

LArgE HOusE And LAnd 5 minutEs frOm HuA HinBeautiful two storey house and maid/guest house on large plot with a unique 15 metre swimming pool in an enclosed secured area, which includes lighted driveway only 5 minutes from hua hin centre with mountain views and 5/10 minutes from asia’s finest golf clubs. Sale due to relocation.

4 bedroomsseparate 1 bedroom houseLand size 3000 sqm


HiLLsidE BrEEzEs And stunning sunsEtsThis development features properties with european style fitted kitchen, a Private pool, hot water system, high-speed Internet, Fully air-conditioned, 24 hour Security. The area is surrounded by mountains with astonishing sunsets. The hill-side area is on slightly higher land which has blessed it with a steady cool breeze coming from the sea.


3 bed /2 bathAir conditioned throughoutunderground electricity

LivE tHE drEAm - PErfECt gOLf COursE HOmELovely home nestled in the breathtaking setting of the panoramic green mountains and lake within the development, your ownership comes with lifetime membership at this 18-hole championship golf course and residence. Facilities include: Clubhouse, Tennis, Badminton and Squash courts, restaurant, Sauna, plus much more.


3 bed/ 4 bathLiving area 480 sqmswimming Pool

stunning BOrfAi BungALOWNew L shaped bungalow in Bor Fai, on huge corner plot, All bedrooms have ensuite bathrooms and overlook patios. Open plan with bright, spacious rooms. Full European kitchen with island. Outdoor Thai kitchen. All cabinetry is teak with granite countertops.Large teak /granite bar adjoining the lounge. Must view.

ref no.: HPA0321Call/ email for details

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LeaGue TaBLeteam p W d l +/- ptsClansmen Pub 12 11 0 1 60 22Railway Tavern 11 10 0 1 44 20Muan Ladies 12 8 1 3 24 17Bobby’s Birds 12 7 2 3 18 16Head Rock Cafe 12 7 1 4 22 15Dara Bar Ladies 12 6 2 4 14 14Talk of the Town 12 5 2 5 14 12Sunset B’levard 12 6 0 6 -14 12Lord Webb 12 5 1 6 -10 11All Nation 11 4 0 7 -12 8

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BLue DIVISIOn LeaGue TaBLeteam p W l +/- ptsPP 13 10 3 44 20JW Red 12 8 4 22 16Red Bar 11 6 5 7 12JW Black 13 6 7 3 12Sabai 11 6 5 6 12Headrock New 11 6 5 -5 12All Nations B 12 4 8 -18 8All Nations A 12 4 8 -32 8Headrock Old 11 3 8 -27 6

Green DIVISIOn LeaGue TaBLeteam p W l +/- ptsJungle Juice B 11 9 2 57 18King Bar A 12 9 3 28 18Pink Panther 11 7 4 27 14Billys B 11 7 4 13 14Limelight 11 6 5 1 12Moonlight 11 6 5 -7 12Jungle Juice A 11 4 7 -11 8King Bar B 11 1 10 -47 2Billys A 11 1 10 -61 2

FIXTureS Week 15 16th May 2012BLue DIVISIOnall nations B v all nations aJW red v headrock OldPP v red BarSabai v JW Blackno game - headrock new

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FIXTureSSaTurDay, 12Th May 2012hua hIn PreMIer LeaGueMy Friend v The Kop 20:00X-plode v Sport Dome 21:00hua hIn ChaMPIOnShIPSeven Storms v Gorilla 18:00Lifeguards v Black Demon 19:00SunDay 13Th May 2012hua hIn PreMIer LeaGueX-plode v Kok Moo 19:00Peppino’s v My Friend 21:00hua hIn ChaMPIOnShIPKok Moo a v Gorilla 18:00Lifeguards v Baan Keela 20:00

SaTurDay 19Th May 2012hua hIn PreMIer LeaGueLeopards v X-plode 18:00Vikings v My Friend 19:00hua hIn ChaMPIOnShIPSeven Storms v Kok Moo a 20:00X-hamter v Gorilla 21:00Fa CuP FInaL Vikings v Leopards 22:00

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SunDay 20Th May 2012ChaMPIOnS LeaGue FInaLallianz arena, Munich, GermanyBayern Munich v Chelsea 01:45This should be gripping stuff as Bayern have home advantage which suits Chelsea - they will be classed as underdogs for once and can play a counter attacking game. Tough call as to the final outcome but it will be tight; the Blues will miss Terry (some might say a blessing in disguise) and we think it will be the German side who will triumph.

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7 Hell Rovers 61 1,8698 Heskeys Rollerskates 46 1,8549 Red and Blue Bangers 32 1,85410 Dunne’s Destroyers 16 1,785

eNglIsh premIer leagUe table

Team P GD PTS1 Man City 37 63 862 Man Utd 37 55 863 Arsenal 37 24 674 Tottenham 37 23 665 Newcastle 37 7 656 Chelsea 37 18 617 Everton 37 8 538 Liverpool 37 8 529 Fulham 37 -1 5210 West Brom 37 -6 4711 Sunderland 37 0 4512 Swansea 37 -8 4413 Norwich 37 -16 4414 Stoke 37 -17 4415 Wigan 37 -21 4016 Aston Villa 37 -14 3817 QPR 37 -22 3718 Bolton 37 -31 3519 Blackburn 37 -29 3120 Wolves 37 -41 25

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(all times Thailand)Predictions: 1=home win, 2=away win, 3=drawSaTurDay, 12Th May 2012SCOTTISh PreMIer1 aberdeen v St Mirren 15:00 2 Dunfermline v Kilmarnock 15:00 1 Inverness CT v hibernian 15:00

SunDay 13Th May 2012PreMIer LeaGue1 Chelsea v Blackburn 15:003 everton v newcastle 15:001 Man City v QPr 15:001 norwich v aston Villa 15:001 Stoke v Bolton 15:002 Sunderland v Man utd 15:001 Swansea v Liverpool 15:003 Tottenham v Fulham 15:001 West Brom v arsenal 15:001 Wigan v Wolves 15:00

SCOTTISh PreMIer1 Celtic v hearts 12:30 1 Motherwell v Dundee utd 12:30 2 St Johnstone v rangers 12:30

SaTurDay, 19Th May 2012ChaMPIOnShIP PLayOFF FInaLWembley Stadium, London, englandWest ham/Cardiff v Blackpool/Birmingham 21:00

SunDay 20Th May 2012ChaMPIOnS LeaGue FInaLallianz arena, Munich, Germany1 Bayern Munich v Chelsea 01:45

SaTurDay 26Th May 2012LeaGue 1 PLay-OFF FInaLWembley Stadium, London, england Sheffield utd/Stevenage v MK Dons/huddersfield 3pm

SunDay 27Th May 2012LeaGue 2 PLay-OFF FInaLWembley Stadium, London, england Crewe/Southend v Cheltenham/Torquay 3pm

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LOnDOn, EnGLanDThe same journalists who mocked England manager Roy Hodgson for his speech impediment were weminded today that many of them face pwosecution and a vawiety of pwison scenawios, many of which include bum-wape.Wape is unfortunately vewy common in pwison and has been depicted in many films such as the Shawshank Wedemption and Amewican History X – a particularly wough one fwom behind that didn’t weally need a weason, as if one needs to wam the point home.With Webekah Bwooks and Wupert Murdoch still the subjects of an ongoing cwiminal investigation, journalists thwoughout the corporwation were informed today that many pwisoners are eagerly awaiting their awwival and had alweady begun to gwease down their wadiators in pwepawation.

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Conditions inside Bwitish pwisons can be especially bleak with two of thwee sex-starved inmates often sharewing the same cell.Weginald Wiley, a extraordinawily well-hung multiple killer who suffers from the same speech impediment as Roy Hodgson said “The twouble with Newth

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“And I hate it when people mock my impediment, though I’ve learnt to channel my agwethion thwough wandom acts of welentleth anuth-based thexual violenth.”“James Murdoch isth welcome to take a shower with me anytime, just tho long as he wememberth to bwing his own bar of thoap.”Although Roy Hodgson today laughed off his treatment at the hands of the press, he sounded a note of his concern for his tormentors.“When the scwews turn their backs, as they are likely to do when watching he Euwos, it could be vewy much a case of bwing on the wapists.”

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