1. dont suckA new concept of life

2. Proven to:Cure depressionMake you thinner and happierRephrase your political attitudeTone down the feminist in youMake you seem hardworkingContribute to the cleanness of your householdAlter you status in society 3. Not convinced? 4. How about now? 5. Who created dont suckconcept?Idea cannot be pinpointed to one person onlyGenerations of smart women contributed to theideas developmentLately concept was promoted by Beyonce in herWhy dont you love me video 6. SoHow do they do IT? 7. Ecquipment:One vacuum cleaner, any brand (if not: you canuse a broom of some sort, it does dilute theconcept, but heyits all about the game. Theyhad no vacuums in 19th century, so another pointon the retro side)One black guy sock, preferably sports kind 8. Instructions:Choose your playground (more obstacles thereare the better)If your chosen playground doesnt come withalready installed used men socks, plant oneTurn on your socksuckGet set.Ready!GO! 9. Goal:Chase the sock around the room apearing to beto lazy to pick it upGet the sock but dont suck it inyet 10. Any other rules?Its a secret sport, it would be best for the actionto be perceived as regular vacuum cleaningactionThe solemnity of the ritual adds to theexcitement, and generally thats what kept itgoing for so longThe sock you would be chasing can representanybody you have a grudge against, or anybodythat could have vacuumed the playground foryou 11. FAQ Can it make me a perfect housewife?You can be whatever you decide to be. How much practice per day is it recommended?As much as circumstances allow. Are guys allowed to play?Yes, in some circumstances guys can be allowed toplay. 12. Should I consult a doctor?Just to make sure we dont get sued if you getcarried away. Yes, always consult your doctor. Does it enlarge my penis?Not directly, but almost anything can probablyenlarge your penis, so yes. 13. So what is Political campaign?Health regulation or friendly advice?Sport?An occult practice? 14. We believe in sportsit doesnt come more politically correct thansportsSo dont just use your body, use body,mind andsoul and DONT SUCK !!!