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Page 1: Your.Daily.Fix Monday, May 13th 2013 Chevrolet SoniC lt Located at 320 Hwy #37 N Shaunavon 306.297.2772 1.866.779.0555 Cash, no trade priced at $18,000 + GSt you save over $6,000 vs

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...Your.Daily.Fix.................APRIL HITS JOB RECORDgov.ca -Saskatchewan’s employment figures for April are the highest on re-cord for the month. Employment was 548,500 in April, up by 16,700 jobs over April 2012, a 3.1 per cent growth rate and the second highest in Canada. Full-time employment was 444,100, another record level for the month of April. “What is encouraging about today’s record job statistics is the solid growth we are seeing in the number of full-time jobs,” Agriculture Minister Lyle

Stewart said on behalf of Economy Minister Bill Boyd. “When workers are able to secure full-time work, it means additional benefits and above all more financial security which leads to a bet-ter quality of life.” Saskatchewan again had the low-est seasonally-adjusted unemployment rate in Canada in April at 4.0 per cent. On a national basis, the unemployment rate is 7.2 per cent. Regina’s unemploy-ment rate was 3.5 per cent and Saska-toon’s was 3.7 per cent. Regina had the lowest and Saskatoon the second low-

Monday, May 13th 2013Published daily Mon thru Fri

FREE of Charge - Enjoy!www.yourdailyfix.me

346 Centre St. Shaunavon, Sask. Phone 306-297-4144 Email: [email protected] Website: www.yourdailyfix.me

See What’s New .... Local & Regional Headlines ~ Jokes ~ Crossword Puzzle ~ Horoscope ~ Coming Events ~ Funny Stories ~ Interesting Tidbits ~ Recipes ~ Classifieds ~ Business Directory ~ Pick up a FREE copy or go online!!

Automation • Controls • Process Equipment

Shaunavon Office Phone: 306-297-2195 Fax: 306-297-2198

Swift Current Office Phone: 306-773-5555

• Journeyman Electricians• Burner Technicians

• Instrument Technicians• Journeyman Gas Fitters

www.globalflowinc.com

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Cash, no trade priced at $18,000 + GSt

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610 - 3rd Ave. W. Shaunavon Phone 306.297.2639

[email protected] www.shaunavonjd.com

NOW HIRING!• Service technicians • Parts Department

Apply today:Send your resume with cover letter and

references to:email: [email protected]

fax: 306-297-3827 or drop off in person

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est rate among major Canadian cities. Youth employment in the province was 8.2 per cent, the lowest in Canada. Other highlights include:• Agricultural year-over-year employ-ment was up 2,800 (7.5 per cent) for the ninth month of consecutive year-over-year gains;• Off-reserve Aboriginal employment was up by 1,500 (3.8 per cent) for three consecutive months of year-over-year increases.• Aboriginal unemployment rate was 12 per cent, down from 14.5 per cent a year ago.• Strong year-over-year employment growth in educational services up 5,300 (11.8 per cent); health care and social assistance up 5,300 (7.6 per cent); trade (wholesale and retail) up 5,100 (6.4 per cent); other services (R&M, personal and laundry services, religious, grant-making, civic and pro-fession, etc. up 3,600 (15.4 per cent); and construction up 1,400 (3.3 per cent).

• Regina’s employment was up by 8,300 (6.7 per cent), and Saskatoon’s employ-ment was up by 11,800 (8.0 per cent). “The gains in agriculture jobs on a year-over-year basis is good news, and confirms the important contribu-tion this sector makes to our overall economic growth,” Stewart said. “It’s another sign our economy is moving forward, creating jobs and solidifying the fact we are a destination of choice for those looking to build a positive fu-ture.”

Dreaming Ourselves as Each Other: Carl Beam and The Columbus Suite Organized and curated by Heather Smith, Curatorial Director for the Moose Jaw Museum and Art Gallery (MJM&AG) from the MJM&AG Permanent Collection. The donors of the Columbus Suite are Gloria & Vlado Vujeva, who donated the entire Suite to the MJM&AG in 2009 The exhibition is touring as part of the Organization of Saskatchewan Arts Council’s Arts on the Move program.

Linking Community with Culture

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440 Centre Street, Shaunavon, Sask. Website: www.shaunavonmuseum.ca

306-297-3882E-mail [email protected]

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May 24 - 25, 2013 Eastend, SK

Fighting Cancer is a Team Effort

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Help Us Light Up The NightRemember those lost and honour loved ones

Luminaries ($5 each) can be purchased from any Relay For Life team member or online at www.relayforlife.ca/sk

For more information phone Luminary Chairperson Penny Arendt (306) 295-7995

Survivor Registration: Ethel Wills - 306-295-3670Luminary Sales: Penny Arendt - 306-295-7995Volunteer Recruitment: Darlene McIntyre - 306-295-4090

Register or join a team online at www.relayforlife.ca/skor call: Joan McNaughton - Cell 306-295-7804

Home 306-295-3207 Yvonne Neufeld - Cell 306-295-7031 Home 306-295-2676Team Registration Co-Chairs

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A Big Help for Small BusinessSaskatchewan’s Small Business Loans Associations (SBLAs)

Cypress Loan Co-operative Ltd. can help you start or expand your business.

We offer loans of up to $20,000, at a competitive interest rate, to help local entrepreneurs realize their business dreams. The Small Business Loans Association (SBLA)program has assisted thousands of small businesses through their funding services. By making funding available through community-run organizations, the program encourages diversification of the Saskatchewan economy and supports community economic development. Contact Michael Fitzpatrick for additional program information and application forms 306-297-2605.

“The SBLA program made it easier for me to start my small business.”

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After dying in a car crash, three friends find themselves at an orientation to en-ter heaven. Each one was asked, “When you are in your casket, what would you

like to hear your friends and family saying about you?” Sean says, “I would like to hear them say I was a great doc-tor and a great family man.” Karl says, “I would like to hear them say I was a wonderful husband and an excellent

teacher who made a difference in chil-dren’s lives.” Juan says, “I would like to hear them say, ‘Look! He’s moving!’”

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Your Local Weather Forecast:Today

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ACROSS1. Minimal or paltry7. ‘_’ __ in Calgary10. Eleven: French14. Spotted big cat15. Some briefcases17. __ Vision (Eyewear chain)18. Chained steeping gadgets19. Computer purchase21. Handheld mobile device [acronym]22. Superhero accessories25. Bible verb, used with Thou26. Potter’s supply27. Hurting28. Nastiness29. Unheard in “The Silence of the Lambs” (1991)30. Month we’re in, in French31. Elephant’s one of two32. Jesus’ mom’s namesakes34. Driveway surface36. Anne of Green Gables portrayer, Megan __38. Kindle download39. Trudge40. “__ chance!”41. __ and downs42. Grub43. Sandra Bullock movie, “Two __ __ Sea” (1996)44. But: French46. Showy flower47. Cup: French48. __-inclusive49. Our robotic space icon

51. Manitoba waterway: 2 wds.53. Hurried57. Manipulator, often in showbiz58. Mr. Rains of “Casablanca” (1942)59. Group of cattle60. Fleur-de-__61. Icon

DOWN1. Matthew Broderick’s wife’s monogram2. Papua New Guinea seaport3. Lettered grocery store4. Mordecai Richler novel, Solomon __ Was Here5. Heavenly hats6. Not kosher7. Supermodel’s workplace8. “Relax!” (Boot camp order): 2 wds.9. Begin10. Wood sorrel11. Sports event currently underway: acr. + wd.12. Nintendo’s The Legend of __13. Composition16. Daniel Day-Lewis’ li’l Oscar role20. Retro dance, The __22. Papa’s wife23. Getting _ __ of the jitters (Pre-competition fear)24. Irving, for one (Its head office is in Halifax)26. TV legend Mr. Reiner28. __ up (Gain muscle mass)29. North American bird, __ Eagle

31. New Mexico art colony32. State of mind33. Cotton __ (Medicine cabinet items)35. Skips36. Rock band, with Pink37. Eye problem39. The North Star42. __-chopped onions43. 2001 Michelle Pfeiffer/Sean Penn movie: 3 wds.44. Liquidy low-lying land45. Pain relief brand46. Montreal suburb47. Sincerely49. Puffy li’l prop for George Burns50. Circle segments52. Circular, for short54. Focal point55. Tokyo’s former name56. Rocker Mr. Shannon

Answers to the previous puzzle:

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Annual General MeetingMonday, May 13th

7:00pm at Mulligan’s Clubhouse

All members areencouraged to attend!

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Watermelon CoolerINgREDIENTS3 cups coarsely chopped seeded watermelon3/4 cup sugar1/2 cup lightly packed fresh mint leaves2 cups white grape juice1 teaspoon finely shredded lime peel3/4 cup fresh lime juice, chilled32 ounce (4 cups) club soda, chilledFresh mint sprigs (optional)Watermelon wedges or balls (optional)

DIRECTIONS1. Place watermelon in a blender or food pro-cessor. Cover and blend until smooth. Strain watermelon puree through a fine mesh sieve; discard pulp.2. In a large bowl combine sugar and mint. Using the back of a wooden spoon, lightly crush mint by pressing it against the side of the bowl. Add grape juice, lime peel, lime juice, and wa-termelon puree, stirring until sugar is dissolved. Stir in club soda. Serve in glasses over ice. If desired, garnish with mint sprigs and watermel-on wedges or balls. Serve immediately. Makes 9 servings.

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..Your.Daily.Horoscope..

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YOUR INDIVIDUAL HOROSCOPE

FOR RELEASE SUNDAY, MAY 12, 2013

BY FRANCIS DRAKE

What kind of day will tomorrow be? To find out what the stars say, read the fore-cast given for your birth sign.

For Monday, May 13, 2013ARIES(March 21 to April 19)Your imagination is heightened today,

which is why you will spend time day-dreaming or slipping away on flights offantasy. Don’t worry about this; youmight get some bright ideas.

TAURUS(April 20 to May 20)You might be tempted to go overboard

spending money on luxurious itemstoday. Although you love antiques andcollectibles, don’t do anything you willregret later.

GEMINI(May 21 to June 20)You feel sympathetic to others today,

but you might be tempted to fall for asob story. Remember: True generosity isgiving what is needed.

CANCER(June 21 to July 22)You feel selfless today and are willing

to put the wants and needs of othersbefore your own. This is noble.However, make sure you know whatyou’re doing (and not just being asucker).

LEO(July 23 to Aug. 22)Help a friend if you can today, but do

not let anyone take advantage of you. It’salways a fine line. Your feelings of sym-pathy might be confused with martyr-dom.

VIRGO(Aug. 23 to Sept. 22)Some of you might develop a crush on

a boss or someone in a position ofauthority. Make sure this is based in real-ity. (It could be just pixie dust and verytemporary.)

LIBRA(Sept. 23 to Oct. 22)Fantasies of travel to distant places

appeal to you today. Likewise, discus-

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sions about philosophy, religion and pol-itics might sound appealing, but they,too, might be unrealistic and fanciful.

SCORPIO(Oct. 23 to Nov. 21)Be careful about sharing with others or

making important decisions about inher-itances and jointly held property. You’retempted to give away the farm. Don’t dothis.

SAGITTARIUS(Nov. 22 to Dec. 21)Conversations with partners and close

friends will be mutually sympathetictoday. People are willing to share andlisten. (This is a good thing.)

CAPRICORN(Dec. 22 to Jan. 19)Although you might feel sympathetic

to a co-worker, make sure your efforts tohelp are grounded in reality. Don’tpromise more than you can deliver.

AQUARIUS(Jan. 20 to Feb. 18)Romance is appealing today, and you

might develop a crush on someone whois unlikely or impossible to relate to yourworld. Remind yourself to stay realistic.

PISCES(Feb. 19 to March 20)You will want to help a family mem-

ber today, which is a good thing. Makesure you know what you’re doing andwhy you’re doing it.

YOU BORN TODAY You are well-spoken and skilled with words, and youknow how to use humor and satire tomake your point. Many of you are enter-tainers and writers. You value family,and you appreciate a beautiful home(ideally, mortgage-free). In the yearahead, you will have lots of socialopportunities to enjoy yourself; and yourrelationship with others will improve.

Birthdate of: Daphne du Maurier,author; Stephen Colbert, politicalsatirist; Robert Pattinson, actor.

Do you have a good joke or funny story to share? We’d love to hear it!

Email it to Linda at [email protected]

Kompanies for KidsEveryone loves a reason to dress down!Sign your business up for Kompanies for

Kids, pick a day or a week and make a donation to KidSport to dress down at work.

Register with Lisa 306-297-8637 or email [email protected]

Great Saskatchewan Hot Dog SaleCome for lunch Tuesday, May 28

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On May 13, 1981, Pope John Paul II is gunned down with a 9 mm pistol at close range. The bul-lets hit the 60-year-old pontiff in the stomach, arm and hand. The Pope had been greeting some 18,000 worshippers from his popemobile during his weekly public appearance in St. Peter’s Square.

• Pope John Paul II was rushed to the hospital for surgery which lasted over four hours. He eventually made a full recovery.• Two American tourists, Ann Odre, 60, and Rose Hall, 21, were also injured in the assassination attempt. Odre was shot in the chest, Hall was hit in the arm. Both women survived. • A 23-year-old Turkish native named Mehmet Ali Agca was arrested for the shootings.• Agca claimed he was a pro-Palestinian militant who was protesting “imperialist crimes” of the Soviet Union and the United States.• Agca had threatened to kill the Pope before during the pontiff ’s 1979 visit to Turkey. • In July 1981, Agca was sentenced to life in prison for his attempted assassination of the Pope and 10 years for wounding the two American bystanders.• The Pope forgave his would-be assassin and said he was praying for him. Pope John Paul II visited Agca in prison and kept in touch with his family.• Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau, Fidel Castro and Leonid Brezhnev were among the many dignitaries who sent the Pope messages of goodwill. • In 2000, Agca was pardoned by the Italian president, with the Pope’s blessing, after serving 19 years in prison. But on his return to Turkey, he was re-arrested and sentenced to life in prison for killing of a Turkish journalist in 1979.• Pope John Paul II died on April 2, 2005. He was 84.

ALSO ON MAY 13:1898: The Yukon Territory is organized with Dawson City as its capital.1971: Virginia O’Hanlon dies. In 1897, at the age of eight, she wrote to the New York Sun, asking if there was a Santa Claus. It prompted the editorial reply that began, “Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus...”1998 Ontario’s Dr. Maurice Genereux, the first Canadian doctor convicted of assisted suicide, is sentenced to two years in jail and three years probation.

this Day in history:1981: Pope John Paul ii is shot

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Servicing and Repairing all makes and models:• Lift Kits • Exhaust • Programmers

• DPF, Urea and EGR deletes• Methanol Injection • EFI Live Tuning

• Wheel and Tire Packages • Diesel Repair• General Service and Diagnostics

Open 8-5 Monday - Friday - Weekends by Appointment Call Cam to book today

PHONE 306-297-3074 • 181 -3rd Ave [email protected] 24hr cell 306-294-7808

FriDay, May 10th• Casino & Poker Fun Night at the CPWC - upper level. Starting at 5:30pm. Call Kyle at 306-294-7877 to register for the Poker Tourney. Proceeds to the Perk up our Parks Bandstand Project.SaturDay, May 11th•Shaunavon Dance Co. Dance Recital held at the Shaunavon Public School. Shows at 2pm & 7pm• Craft & Bake Sale at Christ the King Hall. Pro-ceeds to the Shaunavon Classic Sheepdog Trials.FriDay, May 24th & SaturDay, May 25th• Relay for Life - Join the Fight for Life in East-end. See the ad for more details.tueSDay, May 28th• Kidsport Hot Dog Sale. Watch for details

WeDneSDay, May 29th• Shaunavon Credit Union presents the Spring Social. 2:00pm at Christ the King Church HallJune 12, 13 & 14• Shaunavon Co-op Equity DaysSaturDay, June 15th• African Drum Workshop. Call 306-297-3882July 6th and 7th22nd Annual Walleye Fishing Tournament at Ferguson Bay

SaturDay, July 6th• Trans Canada TREK - Eastend, SKJuly 18th - 21st• Shaunavon’ Centennial Celebrations• Shaunavon Pro Rodeo July 22nd - 26th• Braydon Coburn Hockey School, ShaunavonauGuSt 2nd to 4thFrenchman River gospel Jam in Shaunavon

If you have an event you’d like to see in the Community Calendar, we’d love to share it! Stop into the Shaunavon

Standard or email [email protected]

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A young man on the phone desk at the local newspaper answered the phone one Saturday afternoon. An older man’s voice was raising cain with him because his Sunday paper hadn’t come that day. The young man told him the reason it hadn’t come was because it was Saturday and he was just

putting the Sunday paper together. The young man waited through the silence on the line respectfully, figuring the light would come on

and the old man would be apologizing profusely.

Instead, he heard the old guy turn from the receiver and yell “Crap, Ethyl!!! I think I know why nobody was at church this morning!!!”

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10. “Once a week, I usually feel hot all over.”

9. “People are always watching me.”

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7. “I think I’m going to throw up.”

6. “I have no difficulty in starting or hold-ing my bowel movement.”

5. “I feel uneasy indoors.”

4. “Sometimes I feel like smashing things.”

3. “I get excited very easily.”

2. “At times I have the strong urge to do something harmful or shocking.”

1. “I am fascinated by fire.”

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• In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.• The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.• Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.• A duck’s quack doesn’t echo, and no one knows why.• 23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.• In the course of an average lifetime you will, while sleeping, eat 70 assorted insects and 10 spiders.• Most lipstick contains fish scales.• Like fingerprints, everyone’s tongue print is different.• Over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.• A crocodile can’t move its tongue and cannot chew. Its digestive juices are so strong that it can digest a steel nail.• The Grammy Awards were introduced to counter the threat of rock music. n the late 1950s, a group of record executives were alarmed by the explosive suc-cess of rock ‘n roll, considering it a threat to “quality” music.

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Art with Trea at the Grand Coteau Centre, 5 weeks starting Wed. May 15, 3:45-5:45, 150 dollars includes all materials, ages 8-adult. Call 297-3882 to register. Creative Kids funding may be available for this activity. 41083534/17MYp

The Shaunavon Breast Cancer Support Group invites you to our annual High Tea on May 23rd from 2pm - 4pm at Christ the King Catholic Church Hall. Door Prizes, Raffles, & Entertainment .... bring a friend, wear a hat ... dress for tea! 41090977/22MYp

A bridal shower will be held for Amber Nielson, bride elect of Armand LeBlanc. Saturday, May 25th at 2:00pm at 585 Poplar Crescent. 41090964/24MYp

Duncairn Dam Association will be having their annual AGM on May 19th at 1:00pm in Simmie at the hall. Notice - in conjunc-tion with the Province of Saskatchewan, there will be no alchohol permitted in the Duncairn Dam Campsites from May 17th to May 20th. 41090965/17MYp

FoR REnTFully furnished houses for rent. Call 306-294-8188, 306-297-7212 or 306-297-6375. 41090932/10JNp

Two bedroom fully furnished house for rent, call 306-294-7877. 41083531/tn

Basement or room on main floor. 5th wheel trailer also avail-able. Call 306-297-3038 or 306-297-8681 cell. 41090973/27MYp

4 Bedroom, 2 bathroom, unfurnished house. Includes fridge, stove, washer & dryer with new detached 2 car garage/shelv-ing. Available now. 306-297-2196. 41090968/22MYp

Room & board available immediately. We offer meals, laun-dry, internet and cable. For more information please call 306-297-2519. 41090970/14MYp

FoR SaLE2002 Dodge Ram diesel, 4x4 duels, 230,000kms $11,000.00 obo. Call 306-294-7228. 41090916/31MYp

John Deere 322 Garden Tractor. 3 cyl. 18hp gas, with 44” front bucket and 48” belly mower. New paint, tires, and seat. 916 hours. Excellent condition. Asking $3700.00. Call 306-297-2720. 41090974/17MYp

LoSTLast seen in October, 5 km west of Shauanvon on Hwy #13. Neutered, male, short haired, grey cat, Answers to Leon. Reward $1000.00. Contact Iosif 306-296-4744, cell 306-296-7334 work 306-296-2297. 41083533/10JNp

SeRvIceSAre you looking for quality childcare and Early Learning for your child? Shaunavon Children’s Learning Center is a Licenced Early Learning and Childcare Center. We have openings for children ages 6 weeks to 12 years. Teachers are qualified Early Childhood Educators and set up learning envi-ronments based on children’s interests and development. All Educators have current First Aid and CPRC and yearly police record checks done. Stop in for a tour and/or call 297-2758 to set up a time for your child. Low rates and flexible times geared to individual need - drop in hourly or daily rates or guarantee the space by paying a monthly fee. 41082849/15MYp

• Classified Ads are $6.70 per week (5 consecutive days) for 20 words or less (Additional words charged at ¢.20 per word)

• 5% gST will be added to all prices Place your classified in both “Your Daily Fix” and the “Shaunavon Standard” for a 10% dis-

count! • Cut off for advertising is noon the previous day & noon Friday for Monday’s issue

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listing in BOTH the Shaunavon Standard and “Your Daily Fix” for only$10.00 (per week plus tax)

Over 20 words charged at ¢.20 per word

AND we’ll throw in 5 full colour GaRaGE SaLE PoSTERS!Call (306) 297-4144 or stop into the Shaunavon Standard

Get yours at Nalco Champion through Mike Davidson or Tyler Johnston, Janelle Wickstrom @ Investors Group, Apex Distribution, South West Rentals

or the Shaunavon Credit Union.• Centre section tickets are $50 in advance or $60 at the door • Outer section tickets are $30 in advance or $40 at the door

• Floor tables are still available. Contact Mike @ 297-9357 for more information.

general admission tickets are now available!

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THank yoU To oUR Platinum Sponsors: • P & P Enterprises Inc. • Fauser Energy Inc. • M.I. Swaco • 4 Star Ventures • Richlee Consulting- Doug Graham • DL Contracting Ltd.

• Diamond Energy • South West Terminal • Turnbulls Pipeline Consulting Ltd. • Ostroski Welding Ltd. • Matyka Oilfield Services

• Wolf Creek Trucking • P&T Water Hauling • C & C PerformanceGold Sponsors: • Kornfeld Electric • Goulet Trucking

• Harvest Eatery and Fresh Market • L.T.D. Production Services Ltd. • A & L Stevenson Holdings Ltd. • Nalco Champion • Apex Distribution

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A candidate brought a dice into the examination hall for MCQ. He started tossing the dice to se-lect his answers. The superintendent just gave a glimpse at this candidate as he passed by as it is common to have students trying their luck. Very soon the candidate finished his whole paper and slept on his table. Half an hour later the candidate sat up and started tossing the dice again. The superintendent felt curi-ous and approached the candidate. Superintendent : “Gentleman, why are you tossing the dice again since you’ve already finished all the ques-tions earlier on? “ Candidate : “Sir, I have to double check my answers.”

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Office/Shop 306.297.3884Trucking Dispatch 306.297.8648

Service Dispatch 306.297.7484Welding Dispatch 306.297.7341

Safety Training 306.671.721424 Hr (Ted) 306.297.3885

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P&P enterprises

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• Steamers • Boilers • vac Trucks • Combo Unit • Hydro-vac

• Crew Trucks • Grader • Skid Steer • industrial Painting

• vegetation Control • Secor Accredited • ISNetworld

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• Crew / 4 ton Picker Trucks• Field Mechanic Services• 30 ft Trailers• Hot Shot Services• Snow Plowing

Safety Programs• C.O.R.• ISNET• Comply Works

Rental Equipment• Light Tower• 66 kw generator• Portable Catwalk• Enviro Bin / Porta Potty• Skid Steer• Dump Trailer

www.sedonaenterprises.com [email protected]

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PH: 306-297-4080223 - 2nd Ave. West

Rentals

DEALER:• Distributer of Acklands Grainger Gas• Able to order all Acklands Grainger Products

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PH: 306-297-4080on Call 306-294-7877

EAF & POWDERENTERPRISES INC.

Underground Sprinklers

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FREE Estimateswe stand by our estimates ....

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