Jokes

Break the ice andimpress your fellow designers with these hilarious jokes.

Break the ice andimpress your fellow designers with these hilarious jokes.

Just don’t try and tell them to the general public.

Seriously...Don’t

What part of the fish does a graphic designer remove when cooking?

The gill, so it will be Gill Sans.

How many graphic designers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Does it have to be a lightbulb?

Comic Sans walks into a bar,

the bartender says “we don’t serve your type here”.

Practice safe design.

Always use a concept.

What’s keming?

The result of improper kerning

Yo momma’s so fat

they call her Superblack Heavy Ultra Extended

What kind of attack can kill the most typographers?

Arial

What is a graphic designer’s favourite meal?

Big mac.