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Jesse Cushing was your average hipster in 2011, disenchanted with the music that restaurants were playing and with mainstream music in general. In fact, he was such a hipster that he was disgusted with mainstream restaurants as well. Unfortunately, food was a necessity for Jesse, so he had to deal with this inane “music” more often than any enlightened individual should. Then, one day, sitting down in yet another restaurant with poor musical taste with GOBBLE GOBBLE playing through his headphones, Jesse got an idea. A brilliant idea. And you’re sitting in it. He imagined a utopian restaurant that would play his kind of music: the obscure, indie kind. And it wouldn’t be just any restaurant; it would be the best kind: a coffee house. So here you go: welcome to Hipster House. Be sure to say your thank yous.

HISTORY

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Artist Jon Dalton’s computer-generated drawing of

Hipster House founder Jesse Cushing

GOBBLE GOBBLE“wrinklecarver”wrinklecarver 7”

need a wake-up call? any one of these energized coffees will do the job.

regular coffee (iced or not) - $1.50our famous coffee, brewed to perfection with only the finest beans

around. add milk, sugar, whatever to your preference or be a tough guy and drink it black. it’s up to you, but either way, it’s sure to

energize even your laziest parts.

Espresso - $1.75your standard espresso, only with a kick in the rear. and some whipped

cream if you want.

latte (iced or not) - $2.50a milked-down espresso, on ice or warm. this one’s sure to give you

your energy while delighting your taste-buds.

cappuccino - $2.50our satisfying mix of espresso, steamed milk, and frothed milk, topped

with delectable cinnamon and rich chocolate.

Frappe - $3.25this bad boy is huge in europe, so we decided to bring it here. blended

espresso, instant coffee, milk, and sugar, this one is a delightful show of coffee’s more playful side.

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still thirtsy? wet your whistle with one of these thirst-quenching soft drinks.

soda - $1.00/$1.50/$2.00we offer a wide variety of tasteful sodas. check out what we

have below!

iced-tea (sweetened or not) - $1.00/$1.50/$2.00

soda not doing it for you? try a summer-infused iced tea, sweetened or unsweetened. we’ve got raspberry, lemon, and

peach iced teas just waiting to be guzzled down.

water - $1.25what else needs to be said? oh, right: our water is purified and

taken from the cleanest springs in the world. what’s not to love?

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people don’t just come to coffee houses for the drinks, you know. . . .

bagels - $2.50that’s right: bagels. and they’re delicious. so try one. we’ve got all the types you can imagine, and you can top it off with american

cheese, cream cheese, or just butter. or all three.

chips - $1.50we’ve got a wide variety of your favorite potato/tortilla/corn snack,

so you’re bound to like one of them. our roster includes the flavorful sun chip, the zesty dorito, the classic lay’s chip, the corny

(mr. cushing also has an affinity for puns) frito, and others.

nuts! - $1.00the amount of nuts we have will make you nutty. packages and

packages of salted or unsalted peanuts, cashews, almonds, and if you’re feeling ambitious, we also sell walnuts.

candy - $1.50we sell so many types of candies that we’d be a candy store if it weren’t for our reputable coffees. so come on in and buy some

chocolatey hershey’s bars, peanutbuttery reese’s cups, frighteningly sour warheads, sweetly sweet wonka’s candies, and

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maybe you’re in the mood for something sweeter? well if so, try one of these

scrumptious items:

muffins - $2.50we could also be a muffin house with the variety of mouth-watering muffins we offer. try our double chocolate, banana

nut, corn, apple, blueberry muffins—or one of our other lovely flavors—and you won’t be disappointed!

cupcakes - $2.50who couldn’t love a cupcake, let alone our cupcakes? we offer a different cupcake every day, so you might as well

come in as often. but whatever cupcake is made, you can be sure of the quality taste and sugary icing (and sometimes

sprinkles!) that will make your day.

cannolis - $2.75mmmm. order one of our genuinely italian cannolis and you won’t be let down. the sugary filling is a sure compliment to its culinary encasing, so hurry up before the line gets too

long.

cookies - $1.00oh man. you just hit the jackpot by realizing that we sell

cookies, because our cookies are sweet, soft, chewy and baked to perfection. try for yourself with our double

chocolate, chocolate chip, sugar, oatmeal, or iced cookies.

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