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Shaunavon aRtS Coun-Cil announCES Final PERFoRManCE The final performance of the 2013/2014 concert series will be by Gordie MacKeeman and his Rhythm Boys Tuesday April 22nd at 7:30 at the Plaza Theatre. Hailing from Prince Edward Is-land, the award-winning Gordie MacKeeman and his Rhythm Boys serve up old-time roots

music with an energy level that practically yanks you out of your seat by the collar. With a slight bend of his knee, Gordie MacK-eeman launches into a song. Guided by the sharp cuts of his fiddle, his famous crazy legs shake and twist with a laughing regard for physics. The whole time, his Rhythm Boys deliver a surefooted roots instrumenta-tion to accompany the spectacle.

- Apr 21, 2014 Published by The Shaunavon Standard • Phone 306-297-4144 Email: [email protected] Website: www.yourdailyfix.me

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The Rhythm Boys were given the Galaxie Supernova Award at the 2012 Ottawa Folk Fes-tival for outstanding live per-formance. Tom Power, host of Deep Roots on CBC, recently called the Rhythm Boys his “Best Discovery Band” at the 2012 East Coast Music Awards. If ever someone was deserving of the nickname “Crazy Legs”, it just might be Gordie MacKee-man. His thrilling dance style mixed with great bluegrass vocals, Peter Cann’s blister-ing guitar solos, and the lively multi-instrumental talents of Thomas Webb and Mark Ged-des, and Gordie MacKeeman and his Rhythm Boys are a complete entertainment pack-age. Be sure to check them out for yourself at www.gordie-mackeeman.com In concert they offer up rock-abilly-inspired rhythms and of course, MacKeeman’s perfectly executed fiddle work. There’s upbeat reels and weighted laments. It’s roots music that sets its goals much higher than simple reproductions of the past. MacKeeman oversees the alchemistic mixture of stringed acrobatics like a modern day Bob Wills. For this final concert the Arts Council is excited to be team-ing up with the local restaurant The Harvest Eatery to enhance the concert going experience. The Harvest Eatery will be on location at the Plaza Theatre

that night to offer for sale be-fore the show and at intermis-sion tasty h’orderves as well as beer and wine. “It’s going to make a great night out even better” said Arts Council Pres-ident Terry Shields. Tickets are $25 for adults, $7 for teens and $3 for children and are available in advance at the Grand Coteau Centre or at the door.

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What kind of day will tomorrow be? To find out what the stars say, read the fore-cast given for your birth sign.

For Monday, April 21, 2014ARIES(March 21 to April 19)Feelings of rebellion and indepen-

dence that have been building up withinyou are coming to a head now. Quitelikely, this will cause you to change yourdirection in the future.

TAURUS(April 20 to May 20)Whatever is going on in your private

life or in your unconscious mind mightaffect your beliefs about something.These could be religious, political orbeliefs about different societies.

GEMINI(May 21 to June 20)Your relationship with a friend (or

friends) is changing radically now, butfor the better. As a result, you feel free todo your own thing without apology. “Iyam what I yam!”

CANCER(June 21 to July 22)Your life direction suddenly might

change at this time. It could be due toretirement, a change of jobs, graduation— anything.

LEO(July 23 to Aug. 22)New revelations regarding publishing,

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VIRGO(Aug. 23 to Sept. 22)A surprise or upset in a shared prop-

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LIBRA(Sept. 23 to Oct. 22)Close partnerships, marriages and

friendships are undergoing majorchanges now. Some are ending. Themajor theme is one of increased freedomand liberation.

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SCORPIO(Oct. 23 to Nov. 21)Some of you will turn to self-employ-

ment or change your job in some way.Others might experience a change in ahealth-related matter. Something willmake you freer.

SAGITTARIUS(Nov. 22 to Dec. 21)Parents must be aware of what is hap-

pening in their kids’ lives, becausetumultuous changes are possible now.Most of these changes are for the better;however, some could be accident-related. Be vigilant.

CAPRICORN(Dec. 22 to Jan. 19)Your home and family scene is under-

going a big change now, possiblythrough marriage. This is sudden, andthe result will make you freer andyounger.

AQUARIUS(Jan. 20 to Feb. 18)Your everyday thinking seems to be

changing and growing. However, alongwith all this change and distraction, thereis a risk of accidents. Be careful.

PISCES(Feb. 19 to March 20)Guard your financial scene, because

something unexpected might be takingplace now. It could be a chance to beself-employed, or it might be somethingsurprising and rejuvenating.

YOU BORN TODAY You are a caringindividual. You also value your publicpersona and like to appear professionalat all times. You understand power andhow to use it. In your personal life, it’simportant for you to love and be loved.This year, a major change might occurthat is perhaps as significant as some-thing that took place around 2005. It’s atime of expansion!

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• The Oxford English Dictionary defines the green-house effect as “the trapping of the sun’s warmth in a planet’s lower atmosphere, due to the greater transparency of the atmosphere to visible radiation from the sun than to infrared radiation emitted from the planet’s surface.” It defines global warm-ing as “the gradual increase in the overall tempera-ture of the Earth’s atmosphere due to the green-house effect caused by increased levels of carbon dioxide, CFCs, and other pollutants.”• Oxford defines greenhouse gas as “a gas, such as carbon dioxide, that contributes to the greenhouse effect by absorbing infrared radia-tion.”• W.S. Broecker, interviewed in this clip, was a leader among the pro-ponents of global warming theory in the 1970s, according to the 1999 book Greenhouse: The 200-Year Story of Global Warming by Gale E. Christianson.• The idea that carbon dioxide affects global temperature was not new in the 1970s. Swedish scientist Svante Arrhenius devised a mathematical model in 1896 that demonstrated how cutting the level of carbon dioxide in the air by half could lead to another ice age. Conversely, increasing carbon dioxide would heat things up. But Arrhenius wasn’t too concerned about this at the time -- based on the car-bon dioxide emissions of the 19th century, he figured it would take 3,000 years before the Earth warmed significantly.

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.... Your.Community.Calendar ....APril 22nd• Arts Council performance - Gordie MacKeeman and His Rhythm Boys 7:30pm @ Plaza TheatreAPril 24 • Shaunavon Breast Cancer Tea from 2-4pm at the Catholic Church HallAPril 26tH• TaeKwonDo “Sparfest” at the CPWC 9am-3pm• Shaunavon Chamber of Commerce “Citizen of the Year” Banquet honoring Ken and Merle Shaw.APril 30tH & MAy 1st• Shaunavon CWL Spring Rummage Sale at Christ the King Church Hall. 10am - 8pm (Wed) & 10am-5pm(Thurs)MAy 1st• Royal Purple Tea & Bake Sale. Elks Hall 2- 3:30pmMAy 4tH• 16th Annual MS Walk in Eastend• Centre Street United Church Hymn Sing 2pmMAy 9th• Relay for Life Luminary sales at the Shaunavon Marketplace Foods 2-6pmMAy 10th• Relay for Life Luminary sales at the Shaunavon Rexall 11am-3pmMAy 15th• Relay for Life Luminary sales at Jae’s Pharmacy from 1-5pmMAy 23rd• Relay for Life Luminary sales at the Red Apple 1-4pmMAy 30 & 31 • Southwest Relay for Life in Shaunavon

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• hospital auxilary Meetings 3rd Tuesday of the Month. 1:30pm Seniors Hall. New members welcome!• Senior’s Centre activities: Whist - Mondays @ 7:30pm; Bingo Wednesdays @ 2:00pm; Cribbage Fridays @ 7:30pm; Snooker & Pool daily. More players welcome!• Retired hospital Staff meet the 3rd Monday of every month at JB’s Gallery at 10am.

FREE aCtivitES at the Shaunavon Branch of the Chinook Library:• Scrabble Day - Mondays 2:00 - Everyone welcome!• Knitting and Crochet - Wednesdays 2:00 - All skill levels welcome!• Kid’s Corner- Fridays 10:30 -Stories, crafts and fun! (children must be accompanied by an adult)• Game Day Saturdays -12:00 to 5:00 - Dice, Cards, Board games and more!

A young punker gets on the cross-town bus. He’s got spiked, multi-colored hair that’s green, purple and orange. His clothes are a tattered mix of rags, his legs are bare and he’s without shoes. His face and ears are riddled with pierced jewelry and his earrings are big bright feathers. He sits down in the only vacant seat, directly across from an old man who just glares at him for about ten miles. Finally the punk gets self conscious and spits at the old man: “What ‘er you starin’ at you old fart, didn’t you ever do anything wild when you were young?!” Without missing a beat the old man replies: “Yeah. Back when I was in the Navy I got real drunk in Singapore and screwed a parrot. I thought maybe you were my son.”

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Ken & merle ShawSaturday, April 26, 2014

Christ the King Church HallCocktails 6:00 p.m. Banquet 7:00 p.m.

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The successful candidate will be responsible for maintaining estab-lished accounts and to identify and develop new market opportuni-ties in a strategic growth area for Champion. This position would provide an excellent opportunity to learn all facets of oil and gas pro-duction as well as the opportunity to enhance and display communication skills through every level of the key customer’s personnel. Minimum 3 years related experience most recently with oil & gas sales and/or operations, business development or direct client services with a solid background in gas and oil treating or environmental is required.

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Two guys in a bar, One says “Did your hear the news - Mike is dead!”“Wooo, what the hell happened to him?” “Well he was on his way over to my house the other day and when he arrived outside the house he didn’t brake properly and boom - He hit the pavement and the car flips up and he crashed through the sunroof - Went flying through the air and smashed through my upstairs bedroom window.” “What a horrible way to die!” “No no, he survived that, that didn’t kill him at all. So, he’s landed in my upstairs bedroom and he’s all covered in broken glass on the floor. Then, he spots the big old antique wardrobe we have in the room and reaches up for the handle to try to pull himself up. He’s just dragging himself up when bang, this massive wardrobe comes crashing down on top of him, crushing him and breaking most of his bones.” “What a way to go, that’s terrible!” “No no, that didn’t kill him he survived that. He managed to get the wardrobe off him and crawls out onto the landing, he tries to pull himself up on the banister but under his weight, the banister breaks and he goes falling down on to the first floor. In mid air, all the broken banister poles spin and fall on him, pinning him to the floor, sticking right through him.” “Now that is the most unfortunate way to go!” “No no, that didn’t kill him, he even survived that. So he’s on the downstairs landing, just be-side the kitchen. He crawls in to the kitchen, tries to pull himself up on the cooker, but reached for a big pot of boiling hot water, whoosh, the whole thing came down on him and burned most of his skin off him.” “Man, what a way to go!” “No no, he survived that, he survived that ! He’s lying on the ground, covered in boiling water and he spots the phone and tries to pull himself up, to call for help, but instead he grabs the light

switch and pulls the whole thing off the wall and the water and electricity didn’t mix and so he got electrocuted, wallop, 10,000 volts shot through him.”

“Now that is one awful way to go!” “No no, he survived that, he ...” “Hold on now, just how the hell did he die?” “I shot him!” “You shot him? What the hell did you shoot

him for?” “He was wrecking my f***ing house.”

CominG EvEntSShaunavon Hospital Auxilliary Mother’s Day Tea & Bake Sale will be held May 8th, 2014 from 2-3:30pm at Christ the King Church Hall. Baking will be graciously accepted to be left at church hall after 8am. Cash donations may be left at Rexall Drug Store. 41141636/21AP-2w/08MYc

Shaunavon Breast Cancer Group presents a Special Tea. Thursday, April 24th. 2-3:30pm at the Catholic Church Hall. 41140035/21AP-4d/24APc

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HElp WAntEDHelp wanted. casual partime, must be available Thurs, Fri, Sat and Sun afternoons and nights. Must be 19 years or older, outgoing personality, love dealing with the public and children. Resume required. Criminal record and vunerable sector record check required before hiring. Contact Barb, Alley OoPs Fun and Games cell 306-294-7976 or 306-297-bowl (2695). 41141574/11AP-1w/25APp

SErviCESHealth and Beauty to Your Hands and Feet. Manicure and pedicure spa and massage. For your convenience service will be brought to your home. Gladys Sierra (306) 297-8540 or [email protected]. 41141488/02AP-2m/30MYp

Eavestroughing! Taking bookings now. 1-306-640-6113. 41141033/17AP-1w/24APp

Co-ed gym with access 24/7 located at Brenda’s Hair and Fitness Studio, 386 Centre St., Shaunavon (306) 297-3773 or (306) 297-7805 (c). 41140019/01AP-tn/30APp

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listing in Both the Shaunavon Standard and “Your Daily Fix” for only$10.00 (per week plus tax)

Over 20 words charged at ¢.20 per word

anD we’ll throw in 5 full colour GArAGE SAlE poStErS!Call (306) 297-4144 or stop into the Shaunavon Standard

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www.yourdailyfix.me We would love to hear from you!

Email: [email protected]

10’ x 15’ Storage units: Rent for $80.00 per month or

$840.00 per yeartrailer Storage:

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Shaunavon Tae Kwon do Club

Spar FeStSaturday, april 26

9am - 3pmCrescent Point

Wickenheiser Centre

• Poomsae (patterns) • Sparring • Board Breaking• World Class Referees • olympic-style Scoring

admission: $3.00/person ~ 12 & under - FreeEveryone Welcome!

Come out to support our students and see their accomplishments!

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shaunavon Badgers AnnualNHL

Draft

available at TS&M Supply or contact any Badger Player$20.00 / entry

for more information contact tanner tetrault 306-294-7069

$995.00total Payout!

Deadline to Enter is monday, April 21st

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A sweet little boy surprised his grandmother one

morning and brought her a cup of coffee. He made it himself and was so proud. He anxiously waited to hear the verdict on the quality of the coffee. The grandmother had never in her life had such a bad cup of coffee, and as she forced

down the last sip she noticed three of those little green army guys in

the bottom of the cup.She asked, “Honey, why would

three little green army guys be in the bottom of my cup?” Her grand-son replied, “You know grandma,

it’s like on TV, ‘The best part of waking up is soldiers in your cup.’”

Office/Shop 306.297.3884Trucking Dispatch 306.297.8648

Service Dispatch 306.297.7484Welding Dispatch 306.297.7341

Safety Training 306.671.721424 Hr (Ted) 306.297.3885

Fax 306.297.3886

•FluidHauling

•OilfieldConstruction&Maintenance

•OilfieldWelding

•SafetyTraining

•Snowplowing/Towing

•HotshotService

&MuchMore...

Box 1144, Shaunavon, SK S0N 2M0

...Your.Business.Directory.................................................................................................................Call Joanne for information

about advertising in our business directory

(306) 297-4144 or (306) 297-7383

703 hwy 37 - Shaunavon

24 Hour service

306-297-3722

riley [email protected] (306) 294-7950

1-910 3rd Ave West - Bennett Plaza P.O. Box 337 SHAUNAVON, SK S0N 2M0Telephone: (306) 297-3383Facsimilie: (306) 297-3601Swift Current Office: (306) [email protected]

• Nicole Entem, CA • Todd Loeppky, CA

Mon - Thurs 8am - 10pmFri 8am - 11pm / Sat 11am - 10pm

Sun Noon - 10pm

• Chicken • Milk • Ice• Fresh Buns & Eggs• Hot Cappuccino

• Movies • Subs (made fresh daily)

297-3828 • 367 Centre St.

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MiKe’s VAC serViCe• Septic Tanks

• Rotor Rooter306-297-8664Cell:41

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Construction~ Free Estimates ~

CallBrandon Floberg306-297-7475

For all your

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shaunavon Animal ClinicHwy 37 South, Shaunavon

Dr. Ken Cadieux

• Large & Small Animal Practice

• Prescription Pet Food Available306-297-3455

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P&P enterprises

lane: 306-297-797224 Hour service

• Steamers • Boilers • vac trucks • Combo unit • Hydro-vac

• Crew trucks • Grader • Skid Steer • industrial painting

• vegetation Control • Hot Shot Service with 40 ft trailer

• Secor Accredited • iSnetworld& Complyworks Compliant

CoMMoDitiESBrent Crude Oil : $109.60/BBL 0.78%Light Crude Oil : $103.76/BBL 0.01%Natural Gas : $4.53/MMBtu -0.82%Unleaded Gasoline : $3.04/gal -0.07% prices from: Apr 16 change since: Apr 15

source - www.rigzone.com

.... ...., Apr 21, 2014 Published by The Shaunavon Standard • Phone 306-297-4144 Email: [email protected] Website: www.yourdailyfix.me

JC do it all

in need of renovations?Call John @ 306-297-2025

or 306-294-0103• Renovations• Drywall• Plastering• Painting

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451 1st Ave. W - Shaunavon 306-297-3331

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• Mechanical Insulating

• Pre-Fab Metal Buildings -Utilidor

• Building Construction &

Maintenance • Bobcat Services

AuDrEy mAtyKACell: (306) 297-8588

JuStin mAtyKA Cell: (306) 297-916641

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Oilfield Services• Steamer & Boiler trucks• Sulfatreat (oCP) Dealer• Backhoe, Skid Steer, Excavator / Grader Services & Gravel trucks• Containment Systems• turnaround Services• air trailer / Safety trailer

• Fencing• Crew / 4 ton Picker trucks• Field Mechanic Services• 30 ft trailers• hot Shot Services• Snow Plowing

rental Equipment• light tower• 66 kw Generator• Portable Catwalk• Enviro Bin / Porta Potty• Skid Steer• Dump trailer

formerly

office: 306.297.3884 24 hr: 306.297.9208

Still Proudly serving Shaunavon & Area

Call us for all your plumbing & heating needs

MAgNUM trUCKs

Hwy #37 South of Shaunavon

open: 7:00 am - 6:00 p.m

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Southwest Waste Management Authority

REGIONAL LANDFILLOpening Hours:

Mon - Sat 9am-4:30pmClosed Sundays & Stat Holidays

Located on Hwy 13 approx 3 km west of Dollard

Phone 306-297-402041

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#5 - 910 3rd ave. W. Bennett Plaza, Shaunavon

306-297-1302

open: 5:30am - 10pm7 days a week!

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Eat Fresh!

the 2013 Southwest patchoil & Gas Directory is now online!!

Watch for the 2014 coming soon ...

www.yourdailyfix.me

rANd- -- Polyurethane Foam insulation

- Sand Blasting- Pipe, vessel and tank

Coating- Spray applied Cellulose

- industrial Painting

phone 306-297-2162

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SouthWest

PH: 306-297-4080223 - 2nd Ave. West

Rentals

223 - 2nd Ave. Weston Call 24/7 @ 306-294-7877

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opEn: mon-Fri 8am - 5pm

AJ’s Septic & Sewers

Shaunavon, SK 306-297-7474 Spring thaw could leave you full longer than you expect...

so call now to book your appointment

306-297-BOWL (2695) or text Barb 306-294-7976

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Alley OoPs Fun and Games

DEALER:• Distributer of Acklands Grainger Gas• Able to order all Acklands Grainger Products

James Wright Backhoe Service Ltd.

Oilfield ServiceFarm & Ranch Service

All safety programs6 yard Dump Trailer

Sand & Topsoil availablePhone

306-297-798641

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